I tried a cursed troll but it backfired... (Ft. Technoblade)

[Music] I've been singing frame of mind for like five minutes waiting for you to join we're taking a breath since I started okay it's a good song I think they start okay hello you will be playing in my parkour race today but I need to take a breather all right just interrupt me all right lava run you think you will be participating in my parkour event and you have to escape stiffies dungeon and do so you will get a big prize oh boy if you can finish the event under 50 deaths i will power tell me number 1 to 300 haven't even paid me the $20 tell me tell me a number tell me number Alexa 300 I guess another $20 and divide that by 5 million we get 1 so if you complete this no you get 5 wait a minute what 5 million divided by 5 million is surely one no you said 5 million divided by 1 million we did I say 1 million pretty sure can we're gonna have to look back on that anyway I'm gonna pay me no I'll pay you I'll pay you if you do it under 15s so add it to the list of Odette's I don't even know what you're talking about okay oh god it's gonna be like a parkour is cursed video isn't it uh it might be for a nice title were you able to join yeah oh god you're not my type no no no yes remaking my face let's go oh it's a creeper that must mean it's a pig hello hello no no no no you're fine you're fine you're fine okay it's all good all right come back here usually whenever you do maps like this it's good to visualize your surroundings and read all the signs and you're just standing there not moving I was getting my OBS open so I can file like a human rights complaint you're right wait you're not allowed to record this and complain about me so I shouldn't be live coke I escaped Skippy's son yes alright now English major is for nothing let's go over here hello alright so we have here Oh Brian's mansion what are you alright so let me go first and explain the rules to you it's a series of jumps that's what parkour is and thank you can complete all the series of jumps I didn't just shoot that on under saying you want me to get to the other side and I'm not supposed to fall into the giant pit of laws yes precisely alright I think I get this alright what abomination is gonna happen when I try to jump it's just for core instant barrier blocks it's just part one all the way back and forty nine to go instead of like a commander type in manually Oh keep moving alright I'm not I'm not doing anything go oh good job that was pretty good alright one dad hey hey no come back but I didn't say which way to go pick away okay alright - hey this is a slime somehow actually manage this under 50 deaths I will be very impressed okay listen you know I swear to God if you somehow mat know what no there's no way brah not even close I'm so amazed how you did that that was the destroying blue 48 48 48 [Music] okay listen here you're gonna have to force yourself into the lava there's no way you can't do any cool parkour tricks here I bet I can no you can't alright 46 oh you know what you know what all allowing just to know you allow it if you can do it again you can make it again yeah okay I don't know how you did that in four times we're cutting that out oh my god no okay there's no way this time right yeah that's what I thought yeah go back stop turn it out play the system okay you're not cool no I just turn on my spider hack how would you make this jump what that's not writing that's not a try just try it I'm just gonna die you won't you were close that's not a jump you could make boys oh it's not look at this practice for Minecraft one day you're welcome oh my god that's not a thing yeah it is there's no way what what that's not a thing it's not a thing did you step for the checkpoint okay good this is not a real thing that's not a thing where you going going home hey where you going what are you doing that'd be an alternate route that's actually possible no this is possible I just have to be smart all right we really like invisible barrier blocked path clearly that's the only way okay I tell you what you jump and I'll hit you over I've seen you make that jump well no I've done it too many times so yeah it's about you to go no I have a perfect zero death ratio that's no good anyway I'll hit you over I'll see you do it no no no no no I'll hit you over I wanna see you do it do you spot I'll hit you ready when you jump on trust huh when you jump I'll even I'm unionizing listen I have a perfect zero death record and I made it all the way here just trust that's a jump that's easy all right ready three come on go I'll hate you let's see you do it hey Flavie guy place there's nothing there jump I'll hate you Ronnie I really want to try that tactic well it's just gonna end with painful death Bob this is my life now okay ready yo oh wow amazing a miracle happen is what amazing what I thought you were gonna do you want me to yeah sure Wow amazing like there was an invisible black I totally saw you at the end and then climb back up the feds okay I'll leave it there for you to at least teleport me back here no you have to do parkour to get back what kind of Porcaro is that it's there go okay okay okay no I didn't do anything you think I don't see my fov I didn't I didn't do anything I swear okay I need a slash kill me while you're at know you can jump in lava yourself bro bye 14 deaths was that 36 and you don't get your prize oh no I'm not gonna get my very real money from yet it was real all right I like the bow spleef money this is even a real like ladder yes no it's not you made it the first time oh yeah nothing's changed ship jump that's what I'm doing you shift John bro other route where are you going to get back unless on the very edge go on the very edge come on the very edge see the prize game-mode 1 what are you looking for it's just this water it's simple watch ready boom I don't understand there you go there you go no careful careful careful justic attack no techno I really want you to do it is the thing ok we'll just just say that there's no cheating oh my god don't look there no oh mike don't look there either it's the free world you forgot okay okay good job why are you going from the beginning this cathartic for you there was literally lot yeah go yeah no don't open the ladders you have to do at least a little bit okay alright that works you should give me some ender pearls okay you're totally cheating the system here but we'll allow it it's okay what do you mean I'm cheating the system totally cheating system okay yes battle royale drop a block over there I don't have blocks though I swear you take no note that nej mote ever go just don't know one just go shut up you know how I feel playing sumo I get like 30 hits and it just don't knock back his belt I need to win at least one thing and then I get combo'd once no you don't take not just oh just all I'm gonna get mad go there's some obvious trap here that I feel could be avoided going any like non obvious way come on now can't help but notice that you did all the easy jobs so that's what you want me to do the whole thing for you come on I'm eating the bow out death number 20 oh my Todd you in your little games what what dude no no no no no no no no no am I supposed to allow that destroyed what my brain no one's done that so far oh is it like that for every time I'm firing the builders I'm sorry okay you screwed yourself over I'm not helping you okay I'll just AFK here no no no I need the content go what was that okay this app really is cursed so I trolled to get out and I made it Ouiser wait why okay tell me why they added leaves please just no there's no way that's not possible that's not do it normally right okay no no like that not that type of normal not that I will end you I will end you okay I don't know how they no no no my map my map you know what you're going back to the beginning where you started off originally here where did you go I made it no you didn't go I made it stop moving no no no no no I keep making it and you keep telling take your pearl take the pearl no not that way techno [Music] like what is this you ruin the point of this video there's so many levels I'm free listen take them I wonder you gonna act up like this going out to the world are you gonna like everyday mode okay I can trick shot you I don't even know where you went ready cool although was it you've ruined this video you've ruined the whole point of this Jesus dude I didn't even dodge that you fired that like 12 miles I'm trying 360 to say I tricked started technology that was a punch oh I hate that one you should have died incredible I'm counting that I wonder if pigs still blow up wait wait the village yes you're done you're done for you done for there's no way creepers are better than you creepers are better bye why did they blow up oh my god do creepers are they immune to pay where'd he go we're techno we go hello do you leave the call hello how to start my ass and peace oh my god this is minecraft monday week 3 right here is gonna be week 5 dude you're gone oh you died okay I was gonna say alright okay you're back how were you on the last level oh it's cuz you're at the other one fairly you know what just go just go just go this is yet this is the last one you know what how can I choose this if you're gonna play alright oh yeah what BS is gonna happen here nothing you say that and now you're gon die listen you're gonna you're not gonna survive sex no blade has the skin I know you know I know you're gonna die I know you're gonna die there's no way your checkpoint what was that the checkpoint for their own gold blocks already cool box it's just a stack of checkpoint okay there's no door here I just realized what that means so that's a checkpoint right now stupid devs and their checkpoints I'm free okay back to the area where you think you're free okay don't jump until I tell you to okay make this one by one water jump and if you can make that you survive that's a lapis block I like how it banned you for no knock-back yeah I can come back parkour was pretty easy you got anything else listen idiot you cheated the whole way through you cheated it every single time you didn't even do the fourth one or the second one I did my brain was just too large this whole one you didn't do and the map caught my stuff you just your man messed up the map come back come back I'm in here I say we take you back here and we make you do this oh my god you're gonna cheat again didn't work i won Jesus Christ techno I've won like five times yes no no no you didn't even think not bad dude there's a block above me of course I did one is water and then what one is the lapis and then one you won't you'll never know one's blue wool oh yeah that's what I meant how could you tell from up there and I couldn't tell what's so obvious skull what texture pack are you use it or not there think I'm just gonna take this foldable checkpoint I have and mind my own business yeah you can start with once a play you must checkpoint hack my spot glitch go land in the water land in the water look at me look at me you can't tell me I didn't break it I'll do it again do this again no I don't care anymore I don't care anymore just do whatever you want don't play your blending let's get to the checkpoint I gotta get to the checkpoint that's not a real working checkpoint that doesn't count for anything and why did not oh my god I don't even want to know what that potion I was trying to throw this at you oh wow here can you just drink this for me drink that for me please truly got at the bottom of the barrel okay hold on one more one more okay we'll play we'll play a guessing game come here oh boy okay behind one of these signs I need my six monitors for those it stop stop coming I know no shut up stop okay one of these say win in one of these say lose so if you hit the wind sign we'll call it a day and we'll say you hit no I stop stop you're jealous use that five I know what you do know hit as in you don't physically hit you just it was rhetorical okay so yeah well that's this one let's go I can hear you type letters squeeze no there's no word dude I don't there's no way stop you're hurting my brain is that actually how you know we're doing that one more time one of these is when one of these is blue okay now there's no way we go into super reverse that father's mode activate now if you hit the win I'm ending this I'm leaving and I'm sending you money you no questions asked you have to be my teammate in my craft Monday okay you get the organizers to agree how would that stop why are you at 5 maybe the real win was the friends we made along the way [Applause] there's baby villagers in this game you just find him that out yes I literally did not know just please pick a sign mm-hmm you're cheating you're cheating you're cheating that's what you're doing you're cheaters mm-hmm that's me you hack in every game that's how you win now pick a sign where are you going know which one that said we're really for me if you drink both and don't die you win I do really if you drink it right now without healing wait are you talking to think about this you're such a cheater she's gonna title this techno blade of the cheater forget the curse concept anything by fine fine Skippy I'll drink it I'll drink it oh thanks I'm ending this here you have anything else to say before I end this let me see which one's win the one on the left okay thanks for playing I regret inviting her don't come back you

Channel: Skeppy

Views: 4,500,265

Keywords: minecraft, mine craft, minecraft youtuber, pg, family friendly, skeppy, minecraft skeppy, no swearing, no cursing, minecraft trolling, minecraft troll, funny minecraft, minecraft mod, minecraft map, parkour, trolling, troll, roleplay, custom, challenge, glitch moments, skeppy face, try not to laugh, bedwars, skywars, hypixel, cursed, cursed images, technoblade, minecraft monday, cursed minecraft, illegal, illegal images

Id: wqsEIn1aFzE

Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 19 2019