Technoblade Funny Moments in Dream SMP

this is what this is what i think to that yeah read that you matter heart error ah what thank you what wait hand it back oh i can't believe he's done this oh i can't believe it i can't believe he's done this oh i can't i can't believe he's done this to me yeah you stupid can't even knock me back because of my another right yeah let me let me get a glass i'm going afk i'm getting a glass of water watch this watch this hey hey techno stream all right hey watch this i call this the surprise attack come on this is for turbo this is for tubbo this is for tumbo oh oh i'm back for my glass of water oh why is my health so low oh it doesn't matter oh hey hey free stuff free stuff oh hey tommy i found the place where he died of fall damage all your items are here tommy toby i found all your stuff we can be friends what if everyone subscribes oh you can't just do this every time i guarantee to you all of my viewers right now are subscribed to technoblade can you just what if one of them is i'm not going to promote you man can you just give me a pickaxe because one day there will i need material wealth either in this world or in real life zombies okay where are you where are you uh i'm like north don't you dare play this game with me again yeah it's just don't you don't don't do your dad don't how dare you how dare you see the fierce gun you can't just screw with my brain like that or maths and it's just a direction who's your favorite woman i know oh hi mom yeah okay i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna up the price no you're up the plan you're gonna love i'm the one selling you know what no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm gonna i'm gonna go you're going to lower the price you're going to lower the price you're going to lower the price you're going to open this under a chest on stream let me see no no no i've got these pearls but i'll give you the pearls for this i want to see what's in this chest tommy uh why hmm what kind of wealth you have in there listen pal i could just kill you right now all right i'm not going to because we're such good friends but i just know i could at all times so why don't we just um let's do this trade no let's do this okay what i'm gonna do oh as i'm breaking uh hey nice touch you didn't have that much nether right yesterday by the way that's really uh i always did yeah i'm not so what is it you want from me uh the phantom membranes and what and what can i get in return i mean i could give you like gold jewels what do you want in return tommy i want you to scream really really high pitched at the top of your lungs all right next no i didn't even say what all right we're good give me the membrane i was gonna say like like subscribe to someone else like that tommy i don't have the vocal cords to do that more than once per month tommy i do not have the vocal cords i will lose my voice what the what i will look alright i'm taking off my thorns armor so we need to we need a way for the there's a skeleton behind here we need a way i was thinking i could make this elevator you think a two by two elevator is enough for the boat to get pushed up um i mean probably i mean we could just push them up manually just like we don't have to put them in the boat we can just like give them a bit of a bump all right so if i like oh right we can just push them into that yeah do you have a fishing rod that's very wise i probably don't but i do have 42 string so hello hello hello how hey guys where can i find you i'm in the vault what's the vault all right you've lost your memory god i don't know how to make i don't know how to make a fishing rod anymore i don't know how to make a fishing rod chat chad it's been so long it's been hey i tried to make a fishing rod like an axe i'm so sleep deprived i'm so sleep-deprived phil no they're gonna phil phil they're gonna put me in the failed crafting compilation like when dream made a cobblestone crafting table or purple tried to craft a wither it's okay it's okay it this happens on this server it just our ability the server is it's not me it's the server the server is cursed the server is cursed so somebody caught me making something really weird the other day i like tried to make a a boat out of a crafting table you made a log furnace yeah we can push this guy push this guy okay we got he wants to be in the vault he wants are you in the ravine are you in the ravine uh we're there you know the the lake near the ravine we're in that i'll go to the ravine all right yeah great minds think alike listen it's it's a string axe or a chat see the thing is i i did it again i did it again i'm logging out i'm logging out the stream is over even i remember how to make a fishing rod oh phil wilbur don't do this to me don't do that to me wilbur that's uncalled for wilbur string that's uncalled for wilbur i don't remember where the ravine is go go go remember how to make a fishing rod oh my god the amnesiac is flexing his memory on me i'm done i'm done i don't have much time okay you want the membranes or not pal just say it say i know this is going to be hard for you but say i love women i love women say tomina is my best wait there's more there's more all right i need the full i need the full message here say tommy is my okay say i'll put it in the chat in a second let me just i'm sorry i'm climbing are you still on this roof or not oh i've got i can't mlg wait that actually worked wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh i'm sad never mind hello say say that and then i'll give you them how many am i getting out of this 29 29 yeah and then and then they'll copy paste this everywhere they go on twitter go go go i don't know go this is the only way i can get the phantom membranes but is it worth it is it worth it go say in a high-pitched voice as well if i turn on the voice changer you're not going to be able to clip it you have to go you have to go hello my name is hello please try this this is our only chance it's our only chance all right let me think about this you're not gonna say i'm go i'm just gonna you're gonna go where you're gonna very slowly descend into the tower and be angry yeah you've been disrupted are you feeling disrupted tommy i made this description tower are you sure you don't want like vast sums of diamonds because i have those oh no i'm too far in now it's too far in yeah yeah just just say it just say it all right high pitched voice hello my name is technoblade and i love women and tommy and it is my best best friend also i hate men but tommy in it he's cool all right hand him over tommy okay so there's something that i've seen on twitter and i need you to explain this to me all right oh god and i'm gonna and i'm gonna pull it up on no no it's nothing bad i'm gonna pull it on my screen there's nothing good it's your bio it's your bio and i and i and i've always over thought this i always overthink this right but now that you're here i can ask you and now i'm not going to overthink it that's not true carl it says the second thing the second worst thing to to ever happen to these orphans what does that mean technoblade what's up i was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans and what what's the first worst thing to to happen to those orphans quackity they they weren't always orphans [Music] [Music] you

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Keywords: technoblade, tommyinnit, wilbursoot, philza, dream, dream smp, dreamsmp, technoblade dream smp, technoblade funny moments dream smp

Id: 4GT2E_JC63U

Length: 11min 27sec (687 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 12 2020