House Hunters - SNL

>> EVEN AND JOHN ARE LOOKING TO MOVE FROM THEIR CURRENT WEST CHESTER HOME TO SOMETHING BIGGER. WORKING WITH A BUDGET OF $400,000, THEY'VE SEEN SEVERAL POSSIBILITIES. NOW IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE. >> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE SPLIT SFLEFL. >> ONE WAS NICE. IT WAS MOVE-IN READY AND I LIKE THE GRANITE COUNTERTOPS. >> AND THERE WAS ROOM FOR MY MAN CAVE. >> BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY WINDOWS, JUST DRAWINGS OF WINDOWS. >> IT WAS FIVE CREPTS OVER BUDGET. >> SHOULD WE CROSS THAT OFF THE LIST? >> I THINK SO. >> WHAT ABOUT THE RANCH WITH THE HALF CAR GARAGE? >> THAT WAS NICE. I LIKE THE SPACE. >> AND ROOM FOR THE MAN CAVE. >> BUT THE FLOOR WAS VERTICAL, IT SHOT STRAIGHT DOWN. >> BUT THERE WAS THE SOAKING TUB. >> BUT IT WAS FILLED WITH MAGICIAN. >> HMM. >> I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LIKED. THE SPLIT LEVEL RANCH. >> HAD THE FOYER OF MY DREAMS. >> AND ROOM FOR YOUR MAN CAVE, AND THERE WERE PLENTY OF TOWEL RACKS. >> THAT'S TRUE. BUT IT WAS MILES FROM SHOPS AND RESTAURANTS. >> YEAH, WE'D HAVE TO GET A CAR. >> WHAT ABOUT THE MAN CAVE? >> THE ONE WITH THE VIEW OF THE RIVER. >> IT CAME FURNISHED. >> BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE FURNITURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT ABOUT THE HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH? >> THE LITTLE PACKET. IT WAS CREAMY. >> AND IT WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THAT SALAD. >> I JUST DON'T LIKE HAVING NEIGHBORS THAT CLOSE. WHAT ABOUT THE INVISIBLE HOUSE WITH THE CAT ON THE ROOF? [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND HE WASN'T INVISIBLE. I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LIKE -- >> AT ABANDONED SPLIT LEVEL FILLED WITH AUSTRALIAN VAMPIRES! >> YES. SO MUCH POSITIVES. >> AND THE YARD WAS FENCED IN SO WE COULD LEFT YOUR SISTER RUN AROUND. AND IT HAS GAS STOVE. >> BUT IT WAS ON THE BED. >> THAT'S OKAY. ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY WITH THE TOILETS IN THE SEWER? >> SURE, I WILL REACH UP, GRAB THE TANK, JACKKNIFE MY LEGS UP AROUND THE BOWL AND JACK AROUND THE BASE. ONCE I'M UP THERE, I WILL JUST POP NORMALLY. >> YOU BETTER. >> I PROMISE. >> WAIT, WHAT ABOUT YOUR MAN CAVE, THERE'S NO ROOM. >> IF I CAN'T HAVE THE CAVE, I'LL JUST COACH THE MAN IN THE BASEMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHOULD WE CALL DIANE AND TELL HER WE'RE READY TO MAKE AN OFFER? >> LET'S DO IT! [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THIS HOUSE. >> SO WE CLOSED ON THE HOUSE THREE WEEKS AGO. >> THE ASKING PRICE WAS $390,000 AND WE WOUND UP PAYING $9 BILLION PLUS CLOSING COSTS. >> SO FAR THE HOUSE HAS BEEN SO GREAT. WE LOVE THE GAS STOVE. >> AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM TO ENTERTAIN FRIENDS. SO HOW'S WORK? >> AND MY SISTER LOVES THE BACKYARD. >> WOW, THIS IS GREAT! IT'S GREAT! >> WE DID HAVE TO MAKE SOME COMPROMISES. BUT WE FEEL LIKE THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER FOR US. >> EVEN IF I DIDN'T GET MY MAN CAVE. >> OH, CAN YOU LET ME OUT? [ LAUGHTER ] [APPLAUSE]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 5,047,125

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl 44, snl season 44, season, liev schreiber, liev schreiber host, leslie jones, house hunters, heidi gardner, pete davidson, s44, s44e5, episode 5, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan, Spider-Man, A Rainy Day in New York, Lil Wayne, Tha Carter V, Mona Lisa, What About Me, Can’t Be Broken

Id: Ntz8KxCxgGQ

Length: 3min 12sec (192 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 10 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/mistermooso]

Liev Schreiber looks like Jason Bateman with that hair.

[u/[deleted]]

"I'll just keep the man in the basement"

Fucks sake that killed me

[u/TheLadyEve]

I love how they're all split-level--accurate. The "there's space for your sister to run around" was my favorite part. Also, Leslie's face when she drank her wine. They've clearly watched too much HGTV.

[u/christianhall__]

Them casually talking about living in a Hidden Valley Ranch packet made this sketch.

[u/WonFriendsWithSalad]

I loved how absurd and inventive this sketch was give that two of the sketches last night were recurring, it had a bit of a Beck and Kyle feel but I'm not sure if it was one of theirs.

[u/ADWeasley]

I would love to know who wrote this. It has the perfect amount of absurdity. I feel like this might have been a Kyle sketch, but I wouldn’t be upset to know that there are more writers on the team aiming towards this type of humor.

[u/[deleted]]

Who is this actor? Evil Jason Bateman?

[u/Eowyn-where]

Can you let me out??

I love anything that parodies house hunters.

[u/seaships]

I need a gif of Leslie's face when she started to sip her wine.