Italian Restaurant - SNL

>>> SO THANK YOU FOR TRYING THE FOOD. TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> YUM. >> REALLY GOOD. >> FANTASTIC. >> IS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER WITH THIS NEW MENU. >> YEAH, I'M 50% ITALIAN, SO I KNOW WHAT PASTA SHOULD TASTE LIKE. AND TERRAZANO'S DOES IT RIGHT. >> WELL, I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS FEEL THAT WAY BECAUSE WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE DELICIOUS PASTA DISHES YOU'RE ARE DIGGING INTO RIGHT NOW AREN'T ACTUALLY FROM AN AUTHENTIC ITALIAN RESTAURANT? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> BABE, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE NEW PASTA SELECTION FROM PIZZA HUT. >> NO. >> FAMILIA ITALIANO. >> NO. >> PASTA MENU. >> THIS IS PIZZA HUT? REALLY? >> YOU GUYS GOT US. THAT WAS GOOD. >> NO, STOP. >> BUDDY, YOU BETTER PUMP YOUR BRAKES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED. I WAS JUST SITTING HERE EATING TERRAZANO'S PASTA WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FIANC E. AND NOW A BUNCH OF CLOWNS COME OUT WITH PIZZA HUT, AND YOU ARE SAYING THAT'S WHAT WE ACTUALLY ATE? I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED. >> REALLY, BECAUSE YOU GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT SIR. THE PASTA YOU ATE IS REALLY FROM PIZZA HUT. >> I GOT TO SAY YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW. >> I'M GOING TO BE ORDERING THIS PRIMAVERA ALL THE TIME. >> RIGHT, FROM TERRAZANO'S, MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT. >> BUT REMEMBER, IT'S ACTUALLY PIZZA HUT, AND YOU STILL LIKED THEM. SO, YOU KNOW, ISN'T THAT FUN? >> YOU SON OF A BITCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> EASY. >> WAIT, WAIT. SO YOU TRICKED US? THIS WHOLE NIGHT WAS JUST LIKE ONE BIG LONG TRICK? >> WHO ELSE KNEW ABOUT THIS? HUH? DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MARK? WHAT'S YOUR ROLE IN THIS. >> WHAT, NO, I'M JUST LIKE YOU, I AIN'T NO ABOUT THIS. >> YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I AM NOT A PIZZA HUT GIRL. I AM A TERRAZANO GIRL. >> GUYS TERRAZANO'S IS NOT A REAL RESTAURANT. IT NEVER EXISTED BEFORE TODAY OKAY? THIS IS A WAREHOUSE WITH THREE TABLES. >> WELL, WE AREN'T GONNA STAND FOR BEING MADE FOOLS OF. NOT IN FRONT OF OUR FIANCEES, RIGHT MARK. >> I WISH I HADN'T TOLD YOU MY NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE POINT IS -- YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE FOOD, RIGHT? >> I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> GUYS, YOU BOTH SIGNED A RELEASE. YOUR FIANCEE ASKED WHERE THE CAMERA WAS, LOOKED DIRECTLY INTO IT AND SAID YUM YUM GOOD. >> THAT'S BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS TERRAZANO'S. >> YOU GET OFF ON THIS? YOU PLANTING LITTLE CAMERAS AROUND AND YOU WATCH WOMEN EAT GARBAGE? >> THE CHEF, BABE, HE WILL KNOW. >> WHAT ABOUT CHEF LUIGI MARINARA? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS HE REAL? >> I AM A REAL CHEF, BUT MY ACTUAL NAME IS CLAUD, AND I DID NOT COOK THIS MEA FOR YOU. >> YOU SHOULD BE DISBARRED. YOU SHOULD LITERALLY BE DISBARRED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU LOOKED ME IN THE EYES. YOU LOOKED MY FIANCEE IN THE EYES. WHERE WE COME FROM, THAT MEANS SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST LOST TWO CUSTOMERS. >> IS THIS WINE EVEN REAL? >> YOU ORDERED A DIET COKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEN WHY AM I BUZZED? >> YOU ARE MAKING MY GIRL SCARED. LET ME TELL YOU, I SEE RED WHEN MY GIRL GETS SCARED. I OUGHT TO BEAT THE DEATH OUT OF YOU. >> YOU ARE JUST A LOSER WHO COULD NEVER AFFORD TO EAT AT TERRAZANO'S, AND YOU MADE IT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE'S LITTLE MISSION TO DESTROY THE PEOPLE WHO CAN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY LOOK -- YOU GUYS SIGNED A RELEASE. YOU SEEMED TO ENJOY THE FOOD. BUT WE WON'T USE ANY OF THE FOOT AMG IF YOU DON'T WANT. OKAY? I PROMISE. I'M SORRY THIS WAS SO UPSETTING TO YOU. >> OH, STOP YELLING AT ME. I CAN'T BE YELLED AT. MY DAD WAS A REALLY MESSED UP GUY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE WAS REALLY MESSED UP, BUT HE WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME, NOT AT TERRAZANO'S. >> I KNOW BABES, I KNOW. IF THIS WEREN'T TERRAZANO'S, I WOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH. >> THERE IS NO TERRAZANO'S. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 9,801,658

Rating: 4.9229851 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, SNL Season 43 Premiere, Episode 1726, Ryan Gosling, Cecily Strong, Kyle Mooney, Melissa Villasenor, Chris Redd, Heidi Gardner, Beck Bennett, Mikey Day, Pizza Hut, s43, s43e1, episode 1, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, la la land, the notebook, eva mendes, blade runner, jay z, beyonce, season premiere, rocafella records, 4:44, actor, improv, rapper, musician, lorne michaels

Id: kwCQDbzBerI

Length: 4min 25sec (265 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 30 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/WordsAreSomething]

This sketch reminded me a lot of the coffee Crystal sketch fr the 90s. And that it's a good thing

[u/09jtherrien]

I think Ryan has trouble keeping a straight face on SNL.

[u/heyjamienicole]

Why are there real people like this hahaha. Great job SNL!

[u/ithinkther41am]

The moment he said he was seeing red, I thought they were playing Buddy and Darling from Baby Driver.

[u/vikaslohia]

Why can't we access SNL channel on YouTube in India. I loved SNL since Trump won! And I love the performance of the guy who play Putin. Whoever decided to make him shirt less was genius. Also, I think I have a crush on Cecily Strong,