>> THIS PLACE IS REALLY NICE.
>> OH, YEAH. YOU LIKE IT?
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN YEARS. I WAS WORRIED IT MIGHT HAVE
CHANGED. >> SERVICE MIGHT HAVE GONE
DOWNHILL. >> UH, YOU THINK?
HA, HA. LISTEN, AMELA I HAVE GOT TO BE
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS.
THIS IS MY FIRST BUMBLE DATE. >> YEAH RIGHT THAT'S WHAT
EVERYONE SAYS. >> NO, NO NO I SWEAR.
I NEVER USED DATING APPS BEFORE. HEY, TO TRYING NEW THINGS.
>> TRYING NEW THINGS. SO AMELA, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS
THAT? >> WELL, I'M ORIGINALLY FROM
BOSNIA-HERZEGOVINA. DO YOU KNOW IT?
>> I THINK SO. I THINK SO.
YOU GUYS HAD A BIG WAR THERE IN THE '90s, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS A WAR FOR
INDEPENDENCE. >> THAT PROBABLY DOMINATED ALL
THE NEWS AROUND THERE, HUH? >> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
WE WERE VERY, VERY ISOLATED FROM THE WORLD.
IT WAS HORRIBLE. >> WELL, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU
SURVIVED, SO I COULD MEET YOU. >> OH, ME TOO.
SO O.J. IS THAT A NICKNAME?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
ACTUALLY, IT'S MY FIRST AND MIDDLE NAME, ORENTHAL JAMES.
I DID HAVE A NICKNAME FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
"JUICE." AS IN THE JUICE IS LOOSE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOSE FROM WHAT?
>> JUICE CONTAINER. IT'S SILLY.
>> OKAY. WE HAVE THE HALIBUT FOR THE
LADY. AND FOR THE GENTLEMAN, WE HAVE
THE STEAK, THE LAMB CHOPS AND BURGERS AND FRIES.
>> OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ORDERED ALL
THAT. >> I'M SORRY.
I'M STARVING. I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T EATEN A
DECENT MEAL IN YEARS. >> MY MAN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> WAIT A SECOND.
ARE YOU FAMOUS OR SOMETHING? >> ME?
NO. I MEAN NOT REALLY FAMOUS.
SO WHEN YOU ARE DATING SOMEBODY, DO YOU LIKE EVER GOOGLE THEM?
>> ME? OH, NO.
I REALLY PREFER THE MYSTERY OF IT.
YOU KNOW, TO SIT TOGETHER, TALK TO YOU FACE TO FACE.
>> FANTASTIC. FANTASTIC.
I FEEL THE SAME WAY. PLUS YOU KNOW THERE IS A LOT OF
FAKE NEWS OUT THERE. >> I'M SORRY, I JUST WANT TO SAY
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SITTING HERE HAVING DINNER WITH THIS
MAN. YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
>> WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? >> I'M SAD TO ADMIT THIS.
BUT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE I DO IN THIS COUNTRY, PEOPLE TREAT YOU
DIFFERENTLY. YOU.
>> MEAN BECAUSE OF RACISM? >> YES.
>> AMILA, I HAVE GOT TO CONFESS SOMETHING.
THIS STEAK IS INCREDIBLE. DO YOU WANT SOME?
>> SURE. WHY NOT.
>> COOL, GIVE ME A SECOND. FOR SOME REASON, THEY GAVE ME A
PLASTIC KNIFE. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> NO, MISTER, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET.
>> OH, YOUR WITNESS, COUNSELOR. >> WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU
DO? IN YOUR PROFILE YOU JUST WROTE
THIS AND THAT. >> YOU COULD SAY I'M
SEMI-RETIRED. BUT I WAS ACTUALLY AN ATHLETE
BACK IN THE DAY. >> OH, IS THAT WHY SOME PEOPLE
RECOGNIZE YOU? >> IT COULD BE FROM THAT, YES.
SURE. >> DO YOU STILL HAVE ANY OF YOUR
TROPHIES OR AWARDS? >> YOU KNOW?
IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU BRING THAT UP.
I MEAN, BECAUSE I TRIED TO GET BACK SOME OF MY THINGS A FEW
YEARS AGO SINCE THEY WERE MINE TO BEGIN WITH!
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS A LITTLE HARDER THAN
I THOUGHT. >> SO, SO YOU ARE AN ATHLETE,
TOO. I HAVE TO ASK, HOW IS IT THAT
YOU ARE STILL SINGLE? >> IT'S A MYSTERY.
[ PHONE RINGING ] >> EXCUSE ME.
IT'S MY FRIEND. I TOLD HER TO CALL ME IN CASE
YOU WERE A PSYCHO. >> HA, HA, HA, HA.
>> HEY RACHEL. NO, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
I'M HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME WITH O.J.
BYE. [ DINGING, PHONE RINGING ]
I'M GOING TO TURN THIS OFF. >> THAT'S ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA.
MAYBE OTHERS HERE COULD TAKE A CUE FROM THAT AND TURN THEIR
PHONES OFF, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, AMELA. SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME I'LL
TELL MY FRIEND A.C. TO PULL THE CAR AROUND.
ALSO, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE LICENSE PLATE.
I MADE IT MYSELF. STILL GOT IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Kenan trying to cut the steak with that plastic knife is just wonderful.
Kenan killed it as OJ, both of them actually.
Lost it at the plastic knife
Probably one of my favorite SNL "Twists" I had no idea where this sketch was going until Gadot said OJ.
Good skit. Though Gal Gadot looking off into the distance during all the close-ups was really distracting.
mirror
this sketch kept getting better and better, I loved it
Was the waiter hunter the hungry from Popstar? and is he going to be apart of SNL now?
Non-US Mirror?