Super Seducer 2 but I belong in jail

hey the friends how's it going at my name is Kevin and we're playing super seducer to again I hope you learned a lot about interacting with women last time let's learn some more here are my accomplishments if you're doubting how much I can teach you this one I got zero percent and this one I got thirty eight percent now we're moving on to interracial dating I can't wait to get to the comedy interlude alright let's get back to interracial dating how does a British born Chinese man seduce a beautiful brunette all whilst a drunk Richard is trying to help or hinder the proceedings gold date it's funny because I was literally just saying how you would be learning from me and in this scenario the guy I was playing as is now teaching this guy so let's try and imagine I am him and you add the nice Chinese man are you gonna have think I'll have a juice that's pretty hardcore guys good choice okay now relax look guys just stop pressuring me I don't have a problem I know it's just lunchtime but this is when I hit the vodka look at that person idling in the background I am an MPC bartender the acting role I've been waiting for all my life haha God he is very good at acting drunk this Chinese guy is actually the best actor in this whole thing so fair let me give you a glimpse let's look what he says next Richard let's just focus focus on the Chinese man Oh Becky stop the one thing that he messes up was literally the next thing he said wait I'm still making choices as Richard I thought I'd get to place the nice Chinese man but I don't even know what he said most Asian guys think the same thing and won't approach what okay yeah even when I'm wrong I'm right oh no I feel like this guy should have actually got drunk for the scene he's not pulling it off oh I really get such a good thumb because he's drunk and just amazing tell him to be expressive because Western girls think Asian guys are too poker-faced that seems a bit stereotypy I'm gonna go and tell him to be quite sexual because often Asian guys are not sexual these Western girls think that Asian guys are not sexual I'm pretty sure she could hear this entire conversation she's not that far away look she's even leaning and pretty much looking at us and guys can get away we've been more sexual because it's against the stereotype he seems accepting of my answer but the game that background is judging me heavily he's looking right at me okay what do we want here I don't even feel comfortable reading that but I am gonna select it this guy has been so nice too polite throughout and just very normal and he's doing this looks even she's laughing she knows what's coming just kill on sight good job guys alright that didn't work let's try a little opera and won't be cringy at all it'll be completely normal oh he bashed his head oh no he's gone inside the light people recording as if they'd probably be turning around me like can that guy please leave look at her face come on she's not enjoying this she's in pain this is the most awkward thing and I'm not even there if I was there in person I think I just shrivel up he stood outside the life that's a good point let's simulate if he was a bad singer on top of spaghetti all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed I'm actually waiting well you found me I think she's gonna be here in five minutes I can do a great impression of five minutes that's all I need okay look he agrees with me we're on the same page six techniques I just love her their personalities changed so much with the answers I'm picking like he's nice friendly polite guy and then all of a sudden he's undo his pants and just swinging everything around the ancient Chinese sex techniques I'm sorry yeah at least this is the first normal person in the game actually no she recorded his singing like that and was just doing that fake laugh she's not normal at all cringe correct sir the first time you were correct today okay she already said her friend will be there in 5 minutes and referred to her as a she so I'm gonna say hang on a minute are you meeting a man be really accusatory very very jealous is it a guy I like this person is extremely normal compared to everyone else everyone else is a cartoon character except for her and the bartender all right I'm going to do a little joke let's see how he lands a joke you know if you ever look at him you could probably tell they doesn't know I have taught the girls so teaching him dating skills that's a great thing great job yeah teaching dating skills yeah yeah lying about it we didn't really like though we just told a little joke even citizen brackets joke teacher to say I am horny please help me but maybe you think she is saying she likes cats what was a dialog well Tyler wobbles you dialogue that means I love cats like this achieves absolutely nothing you're just potentially creating a really embarrassing moment in the future for her that you will never even see so this is morally wrong that could be played after every clip of every video I do it feels like my choices are actually impacting this guy feels like I'm making him more Italian have you forgotten they did that entire song oh wait he just swore at her I didn't even tell him to do that I'm definitely influencing their personalities what to talk about these are all brilliant I feel like the only one that would actually work is travel and I think Donald Trump is very divisive so I guess I'll talk about fortnight please talk about my favorite dance at fortnight the flaw still do play videogames really no I'm not massively intuitive doesn't matter keep pushing and talk about fortnight this is already bored and then you have to keep the zombies out you know you have to wait they're talking about that normal fortnight they're not talking to battle royale this case and legit og of fortnight keep talking about it push it more you build a fort it's elastic about that you got a somewhat admire that he's just talking about his passion it just happens to be fortnight even someone who says they're not into video games they probably find it alright very engaging conversation so the friend that's coming in is it a girl or wait how come that went okay this time when I picked the option earlier it was catastrophic alright I guess it doesn't matter even though we tried it already it didn't work and initially we already found out it was a girl it's just showing that he doesn't care about anything she's saying he's not listening I don't know what this conversation was but immediately accuse her of being racist to make her feel guilty you [ __ ] racist what did she say can I get a rewind please so have you ever dated an Asian guy before [Laughter] [Laughter] racist racist get her out get her out please he went from be nice and polite to sing a nice little song for her to talk about fortnight the screaming she's a racist it's just simply childish that wasn't even childish that was like that really spoke to him I he was truly offended he went not tell her she needs to try because Asian is amazing I use that line all the time it just doesn't really work as I'm Irish I assume you know saying once you go Asian you know it's an Asian oh no no one's ever said that before man that's not a saying scream she's a racist abort abort I'm in cooking oh I thought she said cocaine I was like yeah let's deja No very bad I would turn her in to the authorities for both being a racist and for taking drugs what's she talking about again I don't tell her that it's a soft science and that physics is the only worthwhile subject all philosophy okay yeah berate her it's kind of dominated by postmodern neo-marxists who are just ruining the universities and the humanities m'lady hood Tibbs is fedora screams she's a racist and leaves her eyes are watering I think she's gonna start crying she really loves philosophy it's been the longest five minutes of her life while she's waiting for her friend she's dumb the only conversation now because I trashed her philosophy topic it's like I'm more than willing to talk about fortnight but as soon as something interesting comes up I'm gonna shut that down oh he's making his move try to steal your friends girl go on just swap don't worry he's definitely good as picking up women the police need to be called to look comfortable she is this is assault what are you doing babe why is it going babe I think he's actually trying to make moves on the Chinese guy that's the problem isn't it once you go Asian you know it's amazing yeah look I think he swapped teams he's massaging the big guy now I could go back to sleep but I think I'll throw up on the table instead what their table as well not on our table he's getting the plate ready he's getting into position oh no onto her lap okay can you not swear in front of the ladies I mean it's not like he chose to do it even though I did you know you don't really just decide well I go to sleep no I think I will now I go help him I'm sure he'll be a help right I was just showing Michael my chair huh Natacha means he's on his second lesson and he can speak Chinese now I don't think you helped him at all how was that helping all good he's back he's here to help where did he get this from now he's hitting the women with the microphone come on now this is not the right option like I yes you need your wingman to help you yeah let's dance to that beautiful song that our friend is singing I was just wondering um I hope it's not too soon but uh you want to do a Q&A beg her not to friendzone you so you get friendzone too much already oh you're really showing her what she's missing out on she breaks up with me there is nothing to break up there was nothing there oh Jesus sted calling her a racist dude make her out to be the bad one okay ask her if she normally does this with her friends then stand up and try to make out with her I'm gonna get arrested you do this with your friends oh my god dude stop you actually deserve to be arrested go to jail go directly to jail do not collect $200 per school it's so crying again he's got four moves here that could get him back in the game screams she's a racist sted crying again take out the pillow and start swinging it around or play fortnight oh dude what does that even mean I don't understand all right [ __ ] buddies maybe well if my friends you mean [ __ ] buddies then hell yeah this will definitely go well friends of benefits whoa just you know what yeah just keep repeating it Hypnotizer yeah just keep going one more time and then this spell won't work he's like how did that not work it's gonna be really awkward when they're basically still sitting next to each other I mean we don't want to go away just being friends so I'm just gonna say I'm not interested in being friends with you I have too many friends already I literally have one friend to go with the bear but he's a handful so I'm looking for a bit more bit more than friendship oh I was thinking more you know angry so it's a bit of a it's a combination of maths and biology do you find it interesting he's blanking he doesn't know she's supporting his [ __ ] yeah go for it just call science boring it's science is a touchy subject with of any type something comes up or in science he just goes nuts wants to use boring as [ __ ] come I need this restaurant you're a boring [ __ ] Sally dress stupid [Laughter] [ __ ] pissed immediately Oh finally someone gives him what he deserves to show her how interesting it is and touch her what does that mean let me prove to you how it's interesting give me a hand okay yeah that's okay I was getting very worried for a second there's too much chaos here why it's effecting chaos all right and you're the [ __ ] chaotic one you're insane look how happy he looks he's gonna flip again can I oh yes your hand I'm surprised you didn't say that often just cut off her hand right at the door screaming she's a racist it doesn't matter what you talk about as long as you do it with passion I don't know we tried that with fortnight and it didn't work he was very passionate over it I I totally agree and you disagreed last time you said it was a bad idea to talk about fortnight I love yes fish swordfish is probably one of the nicest he's really taking this on board that you talk about anything as long as you're passionate all right how will you find out whether she is single look I'm very busy so I don't want to waste time if you're not gonna affect me what are my chances you know I'm a very busy guy and I don't want to waste either of our time so you know unless we're gonna thunk there's no point and this like ten times already zero point zero yes minus twenty none absolutely nothing don't really have negative probability on or don't talk about science again we're talking of food I can teach you an ancient technique using chopsticks you wanna Daisy no he's still going she's left the table ages ago I think we should see each other again Oh what will she say so just that you can come to her house to check the feng shui in her bedroom so I'm actually a feng shui expert I did pronounce that right yes I thought I did a bit about Fung Shui Sri means wet so I'm gonna blow you could do that how was this going okay I'm so confused like she doesn't like this sort of thing usually [ __ ] your brains out what well you know what I'd really like huh runaway lady yeah you want to go find us interesting yes all of a sudden stay right there I'll be back they can run yeah surely she's gonna run get out of there lady yeah BEC and Ron involved leave your bag your personal belongings don't matter anymore all right a meal then how about that no there's no chance of that thank you for giving oh okay she doesn't want to date me just asked her for a meal and she doesn't want to she's boring get angry dude she just doesn't want to speak anymore well joke's on her she's the one alone all three of us are hanging out now results socially awkward I've been getting a lot of these alright well that was eventful I feel like it could have gone either way I showed some good attributes there some good character traits right all right well we're gonna end it there I hope you enjoyed I hope you learned a thing or two you're welcome if you get in any relationships due to my tips send me a check but yeah we'll leave it there I hope you enjoyed appreciate you as always folks and I will see you next time bye for now sheriff patrons Kirby tomato catheter Leafs and gunner Harley Peterson have called Heinrich for 20 hell-fire Elena Maria powers it's freezing Jacob Marco why James Holden yang Koehler Evancho Jeffrey Frick Jessie Brosnan Carrie Jesse Walter Joseph Salva dare Joshua blanket or Judd Goodings Jonas C Gerson Katrina Danube Caffrey Gaiden nightly and Larissa falafel

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 1,217,726

Rating: 4.973341 out of 5

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Id: i9--QSoVk2k

Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/MayorZane]

Real talk, Kevin would be great at seducing me.

[u/Jchronos]

This game is just a trip. Wanna play just to see all the screwed up options you can get.