Microsoft Flight Simulator | 2020-08-18

hello hello hello no hat piece of chaos is right i'm doing a purely out of a hater can't only they're really going hard with this kate idea not gonna lie i fully support you how is everyone katie david the bits as well oh we got another identical message just supporting it that's what i like to see and why can i not hear the alerts hmm strange could you hear the alerts coming up uh when is the deadline for the sims builds calendar only thank you for the bits um i'm not exactly sure because i've i don't think i'm going to be doing a sims stream this friday i've got something else on the stream and i think we'll be doing the woodworking streams the weekend so it might be next week but i'm not a hundred percent uh tom thank you for the sub as well appreciate it how come how come i can't hear uh let me see i can't hear the alerts for some reason there we go okay hopefully that'll fix it um are you playing with keyboard i tried playing this game earlier there we go uh mandalorian thank you for the bits um i hope your day has been really cool i hope the vibes are also cool tonight consider this covering a song but it's all simulish i mean i've done it before on jim pickens channel uh red egg pay for the sub kitty monkey thing of the bits the cake called sticks together short banana baby the sub uh ketonian queen david reese sub one melon thank you one melon i guess thank you for the resub you better crash i was playing earlier and i crashed a lot sometimes intentionally sometimes not um if bush don't stay with the bits we thought about how smiling is just casually showing your bones at people well now i'm going to smile all the time amber sag who's that girl it's jess hi shadow and luminemos thank you very much for the subs mark winters thank you for the song as well welcome everyone how are you doing you want to crash into other planes i i mean i'd like to see what happens but i think the screen just goes black because i crashed a few times earlier and regardless of what i did it just kept going it kept going black um it wasn't showing me the chaos pg thank you for the sub i'll be doing well i've been taking a bit of a mental health break and i recently started school so i haven't been around much no problem i was able to catch the stream hopefully i'll catch another soon i hope you can too and no worries just look after yourself blue jay and uh lethargic thank you for the subs mystic champ they give the sub as well why is this taking so long to load i swear it didn't take this long earlier strange how's everyone in the chat doing you won't want me to crash immediately i just want to drive a plane so there you go i think i might have to restart this oh wait might be okay i can wait the load times on this game are pretty ridiculous by the way just so you're aware but it didn't take this long earlier uh eric thank you so much for five gift subs that's super kind to you thank you very much eric appreciate it and charlie girl thank you for the resub appreciate that as well it's been a year jesus tony thank you for the resub [Music] playing is it open world it is indeed it is the real world and it uses um satellite data to actually have an accurate render of the map so you'll see a lot of buildings and landscapes in total 3d it's insane i was playing it earlier how much is this game i'm playing it on xbox game pass if you have the microsoft store and game pass you can just play it on that for free well not for free because you're paying a monthly fee but you know what i mean invader david there's sub appreciate it two months as well thank you thundercat dave the result for two months as well jesus um the the eleventh letter thank you for the two gift subs and sneaky boo thank you for the five gift subs you're too kind the both of you thank you very much for that jj42d thank you for the sub and tatum dave for the bits um sir thank you for the resub as well and abby thank you for the bits i hope you've had a great day i've missed samir of the streams please don't tell jim and i also understand your pain of hay fever luckily i've been taking medication every day for my allergies and it's not been too bad it's four euros a month is that what it is i kind of forgot i had game pass to be honest and then when i went to play this game there was like oh i already have it i guess uh you can change the settings so you can see the crash are you serious and i didn't have it on god damn it i already made a video on it now with no crashes fact i need to change some settings um sand boot thing over the resub uh cape thank you for the reset as well um still sold me to you and still unemployed just don't be wasting your money on me if you need it please but thank you very much for that thank you for remaining consistent keeping me sane no problem but seriously look after yourself rather than me jesus all right um like shadow they have the two gift subs and white acts thank you for the sub as well how do i change the settings then this game is weird it doesn't seem to fully use a controller right to keep changing uh between controller and um let's see uh hmm um jennings thank you so much for five gift subs super appreciate it thank you so much um the charlie ghost stay for the bits tim you're flying us last time i was a plane it was the worst plane experience of my life everyone braced that wasn't my fault okay how do i change the um watch him call it uh i don't see anything in the graphics maybe um i assumed it would be under just gameplay or something but anyone know where it is how you can turn on crashes um laser gamer dave theresa i showed bimps into a different stream now everyone there's question my sanity you did the lord's work and by that i mean bibson's work sienna marie with the resell but eric thank you for the bits i can only think of the gifted sub and challenge thank you so much for those five give subs again um see why this game tonight uh it came out today so that is why try the camera section right oh um let me take a look no i don't see anything i mean we just do it without it i guess yeah i i don't know it doesn't seem to be there um people are saying flight model okay oh wait wait wait crash realism let's see um can we do a custom one back off stop trying to change me you can't do it wait it's it says realistic crash realism 100 let's let's try stop okay so it has to be on legacy i guess the others were locked out they were grayed out so that could be it um many people tried to change none of them succeeded okay maybe maybe that's why then oh well we can jump in and see oh god my arm is sore uh alley finale um thank you very much for the sub in perfect dc ll thank you for the sub as well um go in wait what was that oh i thought it said forbidden but it said flight beam i was like forbidden i gotta know right world map congratulations dark wolf on your engagement that is great news good to hear hello liam by the way if you're in the chat a lot of people saying hello to liam maybe you're just saying hello because he's uh a god and all was with us deep down okay what am i gonna fly i want to fly something a bit easy to fly jennings thank you so much for those subs again um i fly this one earlier and if it wasn't too bad and where like go i'll go to ireland first let's try um i'm use the mouse for this it's a bit easier all right let's can i do dublin dublin select will go bring me to london and oh no that's too fast we'll go to liverpool instead so there's a rival there we go that's a nice easy flight but i want to just oh wait no that look at that there we go that's a nice easy flight oh and is this all the like simulated air traffic then interesting um okay i like this as well you can change all the uh the stuff like i was doing a video on this earlier and i kept making my pilot weigh like 1 100 pounds and the plane just couldn't take off it was just stuck there failures enable failure complete failure i don't know what to do in the event of any of these i'll i'll put on fires there we go i can go on fire uh tail number can be fak call sign can be fecker and flight number can be uh there we go we don't need to speak uh perfect okay i think we're ready to go what's the game called it's just microsoft flight simulator um oh let me catch up on some subs thank you very much folks um tiny snake and a hat thank you for the resub uh multi of the resub zephyr crest thank you for the sub kitty monkey david the bits so remember i wanted to ask you about a braided mode oh yeah i need to get my mouth sorted i've been so slow on them little miss grumpy feminine man thank you for the sub shark boy david the bits have you ever played vampire i haven't but i might check it out um girls love uh girl it's a girl loves fashion thank you very much for the sub uh cool tip cool deadly cynical heart sloth thank you very much for the subs mystic charm um appreciate the bits a white axe navy the bits as well i actually bought both of your youtubes and they finally shipped did it take that long [ __ ] hell i'm glad they're going out to you though fiery desert mustard thank you for the bits as well this game reminds me of the flights when i played my brother as a kid i'm so glad you're playing this it could have been similar microsoft made a few of them so it could have been that one i wonder uh emeralds thank you very much for the bits i mean you see today's disaster look i'm trying to fly why are you saying it's going to be a disaster i'm going to try my best um sneaky booty with the bits you should do kerry to dublin i could do that i could indeed um peachtree thank you for the resub three months as well thank you so much uh coach super pants thank you for the bits uh and hello to your friend stylism is it appreciate that the potato zone leaky pancakes gods helix jacob hoodie uh lucas solo and uh redis diliber thank you for the subs thank you for believing in me dying cloth i appreciate it i remember lucy david bits how many people are you planning to kill this evening what the hell i just want to fly why don't you believe in me a cool lad and dandy thank you for the resubs why are you doubting me you should fly a boeing 7-7 we'll try and do this flight if i can do this flight then i'll have graduated from flight school and i'll be able to um fly a boeing 747 i think yeah the loading screen's taking ages and it wasn't this long earlier i swear it was way quicker i don't have it on ssd to be fair but what can you do a ghost of toshima i haven't played it it looks cool it looked like a very different game than i thought it would be um dandy thank you for the sub mario camera thank you for the sub as well caleb david bits how many planes are you destroying today stop it leaky pancakes thank you for the sub and congratulations on the baby kicking gift um earth serpent thing of the donation are you secretly writing on the court money from the car thing also please notice the kevin lifetips twitter account i think you overestimate how much irish insurance pays out if it was america maybe um tracer fighter thank you for the resub as well let's see if we can take this bad boy off is it is it lagging or is it okay it looks kind of okay it seems to be performing a lot worse than it was earlier for some reason for some reason oh no you're drunk i'm not drunk i just forgot the parking brake was on all right there we go that should be better oh what the hell jesus christ what was that i could see like a person for a second there all right that's fine i'm gonna chase him down and teach him a lesson there's a lot of lag in this one yeah it wasn't lagging earlier for me oh god is he gonna take off okay okay he did it did that didn't look too solid that looked a bit scary tracer fighter thank you for the result and appreciate the message there as well and game winter night thank you for the tip hey kevin can me and all chad board your plane are you sure you want to yeah getting off to a rocky start but not as rocky as him what was that that was the ai that just like nose dived at the end of the runway at least he said a low bar for me all right let's see there we go and the beeping means it's working you want to actually do stuff wrong so that you can make sure your sensors are working all right uh which way is it to dublin is it around this oh god this doesn't look very good oh no oh no hold on hold on yeah that beeping's fine look we'll take up the landing gear there we go i like it the objective is stay in line with departure runway during the initial climb i think the engine's on fire yeah the engine is a hundred percent on fire um but anyway let me show you a bit of dublin it'll be nice i think where there's smoke there's fire god we figured that one out fast we're too smart for this game um oh i don't like when it beeps at me um tracer fighter there you saw be gone stay with us up abby david the [ __ ] gotta be a great pilot why don't you fly from dublin to sheffield i hear it's great there i mean i don't think i can fly from dublin to dublin at israel my engine's on fire and i just started can you show us cork i did show uh in the video that i'm going to be uploading so i'm like i don't know should i show you twice but i'd be willing to if you guys want to see it um uh oof um marksman thank you for the sub really likes pizza thank you for the bits are you playing with other players not npcs i think i have it set to bot but i might be wrong i was afraid i just like crashed it spec i i've forgot that i perfect on the side that is lovely if i either playing it and say effect on it i'd never go on it though because i have a fear of flying um commander colonel thank you for the bits kevin i'm glad to see your streaming career is finally taking off i like it i'm gonna sit in the corner of shame now i'll send you thank you for the release of eric thank you for the tip here's some for the insurance law fees you'll have to pay after you crash all these planes tonight what is it with this lack of faith in me what have i done to deserve this name one thing besides the stuff that's like on my youtube channel and like the twitch stuff kellyanne dave the resell you're terrified of planes don't worry i am too but it's good it's on fire so it can't hurt us now it can only hurt fecker here as steel roses muffin breaking overclocked game thank you for the subs shows despire i'm gonna try but i'm not gonna lie i'm kind of lost already like i think dublin is this way i could have sworn dublin was this way this is the docks right this is where yeah i should still be north of the city i'll keep heading in welcome to feck airlines yeah this is pretty much a [ __ ] disaster okay yeah i think i think that's the docks i've come in there before on a ferry and then you have to go through that tunnel back there and comes back around oh my god that's that's quite laggy um okay great i think i know where i am i i'm not 100 to be honest with you maybe if i fly down the river i should get an idea i don't mean fly into the river by the way this is just fec airlines this is what we do all right people think it's dangerous but they just don't get that we're just really good at what we do say no thank you for the bits can you show us your house by crashing into it i don't think that's a good idea i might jinx myself emergency water landing i mean it might be a good idea considering the plane is on fire but that water in the river looks like it might be painted on so i'm a little bit scared do you think but it'll just go black screen if i try and land it i'm trying to look for something that i actually recognize like the spire should be around here but perhaps it is so tall that the the game didn't realize that it's an actual object they thought it was just some glitch okay i've gone too far wait hold on actually no i think i know where i am now i think hold on i i okay yeah this empty patch is the railway station isn't it because there's a lot of chunks in dublin that's just missing yeah this is the railroad station what was that talking about terminating something you better not be talking about terminating me all right just standard turn [ __ ] hell oh my god that might be a bit of a harsh turn i can't even go up i'm really in danger here i cannot stress to you this is your captain speaking and i cannot stress to you enough how much in danger you are jesus christ i always hit that apparent building it's not going up i have a slight problem as i am like just mere meters actually mere feet above the building tops here i'm a little bit scared okay it's fine the beeping means everything is fine so i know where that rail station is which is great because that means i can find the oh no oh no oh no the engine's cutting out okay that emergency water landing is coming into effect oh my god wait wait wait i've saved it i saved it i've saved it i think okay wait i recognize that place yes i kind of recognize it yeah before i got lasik this is exactly what dublin looked like so i'm i'm figuring it out now i need to take a left up here but i can't go any higher no don't put down the landing gear that's not what we need this is this isn't good guys the water landing is being impeded by the bridges okay maybe take out the landing gear okay okay put away the landing gear we're gonna attempt a soft landing in the water i think everyone's dead i was trying to throttle it it was as fast as i could go you failed to properly deploy landing gear oh yeah that's where i went wrong sorry this is anxiety inducing i know it was so close to the water the entire time all right as we said i have graduated from the small planes and i'm ready to fly a boeing 717 now or 747 who are standing since the sopranos yes deploy landing gear in the water of course um miss bethany's name in a bit so we'll leave a stream tomorrow kevin i'd love to spend my 210th birthday with the colton eat cake unfortunately i don't stream on wednesdays but i will wish you a very happy birthday bethany you're always so supportive of the the cult community so i i super appreciate you but um have a good birthday anyway uh but i should be streaming thursday so we can celebrate your birthday then all right let's see it's easier to use the mouse here um all right boeing 747 i'm gonna take off from cork even though the cork does not have a long enough runway to support these vehicles and where will i fly to hm i'll go into london i think it might be nice heathrow [Music] okay will that actually take me 36 minutes because if it is i can't do that or it's going to be so hard to figure out i don't know what i'm doing all right this i can be a really heavy pilot in this because this this plane can support so much all right one thousand i know okay out of limit okay i weigh 11 000 pounds a pilot and the co-pilot weighs 17 pounds it's my newborn child okay i think we're ready um fuel 50 percent that's grand we'll make it i know why they're using such a big plane for such a small journey failures i'm going to turn fire off okay it's good it's off i don't need that i'm struggling enough already i'll i'll turn on only turn on i'll turn on a different type of fail complete failure yeah i'll put that on armed sure why not i don't know what that means um all right we got the fecker sign on i am ready wait oh don't lose my settings please okay good uh this is your captain speaking um dummy thick and we're about to get ready for takeoff uh just cali david the bits did jim pegan's ever get his youtube play bond it's he's not i thought it was something to call it but i think they're just not giving it to him now i kaelin thank you for the bits are you playing with a flight simulator i'm playing my controller because i'm having a few issues with my arm i imagine keyboard would actually work better because at the moment i have to use like a hybrid at least i can't figure out all the buttons on the controller i need to use my controller for some things why are you making fun of my weight why are you fat shaming fecker it's not fair um i called b day of the reshub it's foxtail david the donation hope you're having a great day i'm sure you'll uh fly okay okay i have a fear of flying also can i get a hug you can get a hug from uh the captain himself the thickness they call him that his actual name 70 pound baby it's newborn it is a newborn baby like literally it was born during takeoff so that's why it it only weighs 17 pounds i like how it's a newborn like only 17 pounds all right let's warm up the engines all right wait hold on wait your turn get out of my plane all right we're revving up the engines a little bit while i take care of some of the alerts um katie thank you for the bits if you crash into the water that's like my three biggest fears flying water and heights what are you doing to me sorry that candy suit david reese up uh it's being steve with the resub as well um do you know if you'll do some karaoke anytime soon we did it on sunday so you just missed it unfortunately okay i'm already nervous i feel like i'm not going straight oh dear oh no oh no it's hard to see oh no oh guys guys i'm not straight please i'm not straight i'm not straight you hear me mom and dad okay okay okay nice control it's not going off this is fine it's just a gentle scraping it's frozen [Music] all right you know what we'll reverse them we'll take off in london we'll land in cork i bet you i can land on that runway not a problem flaps it's doing nothing liam how do i do the flaps let me see in the controls uh maybe i can take off from car using the flaps controller all right no not camera not brakes i don't need brakes uh landing gear all b is the crease trough looking it's good to know ah oh wait flaps rb okay i i i got this because everyone get on board get on the plane just holding a gun just picturing that i grew meme you know he's holding the gun right at the screen all right let's try this again wait no not to vegas jesus christ i don't want to do that in real life not in mind this is your captain speaking today we're going to lombadan what is our plane i think the earth just turned into a plane for some reason [Laughter] why is the earth the plane i'm thinking of that older meme now the one that it's like the the two astronauts like wait it's all a plane it always has been [Laughter] oh thanks sake it's happening all this has been oh jesus and let me catch up with some of these alerts uh sorry if i missed anyone i don't think i i will but uh that candy sue s pings uh millie smith resurrection uh luminoris uh noma peanut butter princess who you chuck thank you for the subs and the weird thing for the bits i believe in you if my husband fly a real plane you can fly a digital one with minimal crashes i mean so far it's not been a very good run i'm just trying to go to london it's not working all right let's try heathrow i mean i wanted to go to lobden but this this don't have to do um uh blue jay thank you for the bits i don't think a newborn is supposed to be 17 pounds that's a big baby look don't fat shame my baby goblin girl thank you for the tip just come out as a trans girl watching your streams and youtube have kept me smiling when having a lot of support well you got the support of the cult and fec airlines all right no but i'm sure everything will go all right wishing you the best uh hannah thank you for the resub what would their veronica think of the sub mashed potato david the bits ray music happy birthday to you as well um if they're here oh wait no rey music stream oh yeah sorry i misread that yeah i get you rey music the streamer's sneaky booty the bits 17 pounds is a big newborn i know you are a new mother but that must have really taken it out of you well compared to my 11 000 pounds of mass it's not actually that much so it was it was painless actually i didn't actually even realize that it happened i just looked to my right and all of a sudden i had a co-pilot it's weird how life works okay let's get ready to fly i like to let it just load a little bit effect rory thank you for the sub i'm going to celebrate jim's 10th birthday he's only 10. he looks about 70. skyler logan thank you for the subs uh jeff the hefty of the bits i'm not straight i'm not straight kevin 2020. all right here we go powering up let's see so the flaps okay oh you can see the plane look it wants to take off kellyanne thank you so much for the five gift subs earlier sorry it was going a bit chaotic why is the plane turning i don't understand i didn't do anything all right so which way do i do it though it's oh god liam i'm scared i don't know enough about planes wait hold on why is there a plane coming against me you're going the wrong way okay good he went through me thank god wait oh god i'm being weighed down all right all right just take up the landing gear take up the landing gear it's weighing me down liam lee um i want to go to a different airport you did great sweetie thanks liam redeemer thank you for the bits the case that you're the sub sneaky behavior the bits should just fly shannon the cork that's nice and handy and shannon has a long runway that's a good point screw lobden i don't even want to go to lobton anymore in fact i'd go so far as to say i hate lobden uh is it shannon wait why is it not let me see what oh all right this is in ireland country trying to fool me all right set his arrival okay you need to start earlier in order to lift that thick baby yeah i don't think the runway is long enough but shannon does uh transatlantic flight so that should be fine um yeah like cork has yeah a 7 000 foot runway and shannon has a 10 and a half thousand i mean i don't want to fat shame myself but i'm 11 000 pounds so i think i'm not helping the plane if i'm gonna be honest with you pull up when it says v1 okay i'll try i wish i could say this was fecker v1 but this is like the third factor to try and take off in this thing and no cafe you're the sub all of us tired of gates uh lazy assad and vel velanova thank you for the subs raw rick thank you for the bits are you flying son no unfortunately but on autopilot can i check the baby anchor i mean it's 17 pounds i don't think it's holding me back as much as i'd like to blame it on the baby uh hello i am miami thank you for the sub grognac favorite sub milly smith they have the bits flight effect in egypt probably should because i'm a [ __ ] egypt to myself pennywise thank you are pdy sorry thank you for the bits i have to wear my headphones because my cat's getting confused hearing his name being yelled wait what's his name is it liam or is it fecker okay i'm just gonna give it a second to just register what's happening for the plane to understand it's like a hippogriff you gotta like let him know that you respect him you gotta bow to the plane and stuff you know okay so v1 where does it say v1 let me take a look [ __ ] off get out of me play it's so laggy at the start for some reason i don't know okay there we go it's starting to start to iron itself out um main muppet thank you for the resub haven't been able to catch the streams lights that finally start working after graduating may shout out to you in this amazing community thank you get rid of the engines they're way too much oh that's my problem okay power her up okay disengage the brake that can't be good for her for anything on the plane that holding the brake while i spin her up to full speed okay where does it say v1 i decided i'd figure out afterwards like after i've already started more flaps i don't know which way the flaps are supposed to go okay they're at one should they be at one or should they be at zero i don't know the plane seems to naturally be trying to pull up okay lift off oh no no okay pull up up up oh we're in the air this is what it feels like holy crap so yeah it actually was the runway's fault i was blaming it on me but little did i know i am a genius yes ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking this is the first plane i haven't crashed and to celebrate i am going into a barrel roll just be like uh [Music] all right do i keep my flaps up or down or like flappy do i just keep them flapping oh god i think that's the military talking about shooting me down i understand flaps down okay i think that's this one okay i i think i got him this is fantastic i feel so powerful main muppet thing with the reshub it's okay i don't don't worry that you can't meet some of the streams i'm glad you're here f in advance what do you mean 30 000 feet is this good airspeed below oh god okay we need to we need to level off things are going bad as i see find the best thing please stop all right nearest mark of interest it's just showing me that there's got to be something interesting between me and that airport come on show me something cool are we going to space look at that beautiful ireland it's gorgeous ain't it now your flaps are flapping you've got 20 degrees of flaps wait hold on oh hold on okay wait this this should be better yeah i think i've i think i've leveled them off now this is good do it drive by they'll never catch me um where the hell was i uh leah judge grognik md calaloni thank you for the subs mike watts thank you for the sub ready thank you for the resell appreciate it and the kind message as well kevin's old cex story thank you for the tim tony goal airport carrick finn is one of the handcrafted airports in the game out of 40. one of the most scenic efforts in the world by national geographic i will go there and take a look then um i was wondering why there was a list of airports and donny gold was on there and cork and dublin weren't i was pissed don't grant man thank you for the sub halle bean thank you for the tip as well this isn't helping my fear of planes don't worry there's nothing to be afraid of you shouldn't have a fear of planes you should have a fear of me all right should we try and um do like a barrel roll or something are these things capable of it i'm gonna preemptively imagine that you guys are gonna say yes so i'm gonna do a barrel roll now and we're gonna just see what happens so far it's so good mermelin thank you so much for the 10 gift subs to celebrate my barrel roll i appreciate it oh god we're going into a bit of a spin that's okay mary milan thank you so much for that that was so kind to you appreciate it oh god i'm going too fast for going that low i think but it's not my fault i was doing a barrel roll how high should i be okay that's fine everything is fine um sorry plane got a bit out of control there that's fine uh sniff's staying with the sub aluminum boy thank you for the result don't worry kevin your pastors can't complain if they're all dead good point really likes pizza favorite the bits will you try to collide in the air with another aircraft i think you go through them you're gonna stall no no no i'm fine higher how high am i where does it say the feet air speed altitude is that done is altitude done in feet or centimeters because i'm either way too high or way too low i think i'm going to get a mute maybe this is going to continue to call when the passengers start floating i'll stop it um where where was i um it's [ __ ] state of david did you know if you fly to amsterdam and land at the furthest runway it takes like 20-30 minutes for the plane to drive back to the actual airport really i didn't know that do a flip i want to do the you know the loop-de-loop flip rather than the barrel roll but we're making such good progress i don't know whether to risk it you imagine an 11 000 pound man floating around flamboyant i i can and we will get to see it and we're continuing to climb at some point will something happen to the plane like if i continue to go up fly me to the moon that's just a good song now is it playing on lube while all the passengers are screaming he feels the entire cockpit i mean probably he's eleven thousand pounds so in phoenix thank you for the sub sneaky booth thank you for the bits uh driver to carry into a flyby to our highest point in ireland i think i've been there actually potential friar thank you for the bits now there's an alien rule not a barrel roll what is a barrel roll then uh more like boar thank you for the resub and one question my name my new fish kevin riley jr would you go on a killing spree probably uh man solo plump uh bj earth leaf of mlg thank you the subs plunge right there the result and thank you so much for the kind message geez i'm sorry to hear you've been under a bit of stress recently but i hope you you feel a lot better soon uh corrupt because ours thank you for the resell ginger monk right there with the sub i'm continuing to climb here what's like an average cruise um height for like a 747 sometimes fox if you're if you're being legit congratulations i'm glad you recovered uh halle bean thank you for the tip as well how high do we have to be and let's do a barrel roll or high on the list of things i would never want to hear my pilots say when the passengers float i'll stop is definitely number one uh this is your captain speaking you may know just a clapping sound but fear not that is the sound of my eleven thousand pound ass cheeks there's nothing wrong with the plane i'm now gonna do a barrel roll thirty thousand oh god i'm way underneath what i should be then i gotta go way up keep going the thing is i'm going to reach the height i'm never going to be able to get back down i'm never going to be able to get back down in time to actually land the thing this is so [ __ ] scary like that clapping near that that's the pilot's ass cheeks it's nothing to do with the plane failing the speed of it as well it's so it's so loud let's turn off the engine yeah that would spare a bit of fuel to be fair okay please no leave him alone you're fight shaming him for no reason is he throwing it back he's celebrating and he expects all the passengers to do that you know when he when they say clap when the plane lands that's what he means getting down is the easy path i mean i guess if i go into a full-on plunge um turbo timmy and ginger monger i thank you for the subs oh god i'm not sure if i should could i can i divert the plane is there any way i could look for like a local airstrip or something or should i just keep going a pilot's torque is never done let me put down the controller for a second and get some get a drink i wonder if the baby is floating in this alpha two i left the window open it's gone ah and with me thank you very much for the sub well i just keep going up look ma no hands as the plane drifts off to the left why aren't you drinking just vodka orange juice no it's just orange juice i'm not entirely confident we're gonna make it but having said that it's not going too bad all things considered is he talking about me i'm falling in feet but i'm trying to go up let me put my flaps up one second let me get that wait which way should they be yeah the flaps should be this way should oh there goes my ass cheeks again sorry about that everyone i i apologize that's when there's a breeze from the window that i opened the flaps do nothing at this height i'm disappointed to tell you the truth he wants you to do the fox chart i mean i could try and dance i'm covering the plane stats hold on let me click off the game while i go into free fall so that i can fix it there we go okay there he goes again what window kevin all you have is the windshield yeah we took it out air it's nice to air it out it stops radon from gathering in the plane good old breeze we're like halfway there should we actually try and land this thing that's a moist clap yeah i'm really sweaty you're in a constant stall is it really a constant stall if i'm making it there i think i'm happy at this height you know let's let's even her out okay there we go i why can i not go faster you're scarily low what could happen from being this low i mean there's nothing to hit other than maybe a few birds but that's fine have you ever seen a plane versus a bird like in size it doesn't have a chance you know what people clap with the plane lands what if kevin airlines you clap your ass yeah exactly rebecca that's what i was saying earlier all the passengers are expected to do that you had 20 back on a voucher if you do it there's no birds that high up i've seen birds that high up before i've seen them all going over my house that high can you go to north korea or area 51 i wonder if you could go to north korea i might go to north korea after this just to see what it's like no birds fly this high i've seen them i've seen them fly this high before i've seen it and i saw some pictures on facebook too um because ours thank you for the resub appreciate that uh emmy uh emmy bemi thank you very much for the sub uh hobo fragging stay with the result do a barrel roll okay chief uh sneaky boo dave with the bits the pilot should aspire to be a tour guide as well fly nice and low so they can see the sights exactly uh jenny hayes rickle pick thank you for the subs uh ready thank you for the bits i can see my house from here i'm worried if you can and dead cookie david have you blown up any plant at the plans yet i've blown up a lot of plans but no planes not yet everyone just died no they didn't wait maybe we should check in on our pilot clap if you're alive please oh no i don't hear a clap oh my god i'm so high i should explain why he's driving this way i don't hear a clap oh he's alive he's good one clap for dead is 17 in a row for life he's fine i am definitely have to go into free fall though like it's struggling a lot we're going to make it the airline flies around 35 000 feet oh jesus i'm way more efficient than that because the worst part about a plane is the takeoff the going off is the worst i think so if i cut out half that i could have a whole new customer base who are afraid of flying don't like the sensation take off not going to make it why do you doubt me you're falling out of the sky and no i'm not look we're only 12 is it nautical miles or nautical meters perhaps yeah that must be it um uh where was i lauren thank you very much for the sub appreciate it um i mean honestly your pilot's ass cheeks are generating more lift than the wings it's possible i think it's uh i think it's nautical meters so we're only about 12 meters away at this speed we should be there in about 0.05 of a second if it's 10 meters away that's good it won't be long landing all right guys oh oh here we go ah as if i'm going around that way now i can see where the runway is why would i have to make it longer for me customers jesus like we're going straight in uh you could [ __ ] off with that now we're going down i as well like as captain i try and keep the messages really brief when i'm uh talking to the the passengers just because i don't want to waste the time you know you're taking off your headphones and all that so i'd simply say uh this is your captain speaking we're going down and then just stop talking for the rest of the flight oh god how do i put my flaps so that i'm going in a downward trajectory [Music] all right throttle i know how to turn off the throttle now guys i actually don't know how to go down i don't know what's happening oh did i leave this in to come on just saying all that on the intercom okay wait i think the flaps are working now hold on let me get a drink perfect i'm not accelerating i'm dropping relatively quick i'm gonna come in at a really steep angle so i'm gonna have to time it perfectly to just gently sweep out at the end there at the real bottom of the curve oh god oh jesus we're only five nautical meters away from it this is gonna be very difficult oh god no matter what i do he's just he's just clapping his ass cheeks no matter what i do i'm trying to be stealthy here and come in from the other side but the clap of his ass cheeks are alerting all the control towers is it lagging yeah it is i think i need to turn down the um what oh my god do you over stress the aircraft it wasn't stressed in the slightest what the hell i'm pissed it must be a bug or something ah [ __ ] off coming in god damn it i'm pissed pegasus eagle maybe the bits remember kevin any landing you can walk away from is a good one then i guess that one was oh we were doing so well we were i'm pissed we don't even have much time to do um i don't know can we do a full journey i can only stream until about eight o'clock unfortunately floating present thank you so much for the five gift subs i appreciate it and let's try another one all the hard work i know we work so hard for it i think we need shorter destinations where's north korea uh a little bit of lag there but that's okay let's see oh it's night time there because they're in different place okay uh this can i change it to daytime just to find the second place or is that not possible custom okay i guess not all right let's just zoom in then so wait where the hell am i okay we got australia uh what the hell jesus christ okay this is actually really confusing so are we here should be am i in the complete wrong place here i thought it was around here right it's kind of hard to tell when it's at [ __ ] night time can i search oh good point um oh capri i'd like to go to coprio please ah stop it uh bottom left it's there what's what's it called uh i'm afraid that hong kong is there how could it be the bottom left surely it can't be done is my geography like completely wrong here yeah it's yeah it's right next to japan isn't it wait where'd japan go japan where you got there you are how are you getting mixed messages here i suppose the best way to look for [ __ ] north korea yes this is korea you know why because they've got no [ __ ] lights on that is why it's just completely dark so you can see it's south korea oh is that south korea oh there we go seoul okay perfect i should have just looked for a dark spot just nothing on it okay set is departure airport and we'll go straight to south korea so it's a nice short journey um we're going to go for something a little bit lighter a nice propeller plane um yeah sure give me that one that looks nice now we'll use that one uh it's gonna be flying at night this is gonna look cool you know except for the fact korea north korea is all it's lights off um let's see where was i floating present thank you so much for those five gift subs mb crimson thank you for the sub uh earth to jack bloody berry thank you for the subs white acts name for the bits my fiance's ring got here today congratulations uh more like borah thank you for the bits just cut the engine mid aaron as you fall play cover of my heart will go on on them thick ass cheeks i don't know if he's that talented like if he can do songs with them classy kevin they give the resub and it's turg thank you for the sub as well yeah unfortunately i have to go at eight which is in 20 minutes so it's a bit of a shorter stream only about an hour and a half or 20 minutes or something um today has been a rough day for content it's uh i meant to stream even earlier um like i meant to stream like an hour before i started but my render wouldn't work that took me about two and a half to three hours to get working i got um uh what was it uh the thumbnail took me ages for whatever reason as well i don't know it was just one of those days and i had to like cut out these fall guys figures it took me ages just i couldn't get it right and looking well and my premiere [ __ ] up and it took me uh dwarf thank you so much for the sub and congratulations on kicking that baby it took me about two hours to do my edit when it would usually take me an hour because my premiere was just lagging so bad i don't know what it was probably the same issue that the render was uh and on top of that i left this on overnight to record and then i woke up and it just stopped so i had to download 100 gig before i even got started today and i was just like oh one of those days i need a drink as soon as the stream ends i'm going to go drink um a sneaky booty the bits for north korea you should have used an old russian military plane to keep it authentic i don't know if they have them they use those as commercial planes do they oh abby dub con thank you for the subs dandy david the bits it's my 20th day well happy birthday to you i love your videos and watch it all the time thanks for the birthday entertainment thank you very much for that uh rehab thank you for the sub as well congratulations to the king of that baby yeah well i was just being nice happy birthday to dandy you should have started drinking early kevin we wouldn't care yeah but what what what would the passengers think i've worked for hours to build my reputation as a reliable yet thick pilot north korea still use mig 15 17s and if you make 25s oh oh it's just starting me in the air it won't let me actually like take off from there but take off is half the fun oh god hold on this doesn't look good jesus christ this looks like i'm in world war ii or something [ __ ] hell this looks very north korea to be fair stadium is on but no one's home okay why are you beeping already i've not done anything the game is too laggy for me to do anything god this thing is nimble it's no boeing 747 you'll give it that yeah oh jesus christ i'm caught in an updraft back in hell i'm gonna die i died immediately i hate north korea we're not going to north korea north korea is 12 frames per second yeah maybe i should turn down the graphics no passengers on this one no me either died fast uh melinda lawrence and dr madness thank you for the sub katie david the bits i'm fighting asleep for about two hours i should really sleep good night kevin chat be a lovely night and day i have a good sleep katie thank you for joining us uh hilarious name thank you for the result as well okay let me try and turn down the the graphics even though it was fine earlier i don't know what's happening all right high end how about that frame rate limit 60 i don't think that matters because i was getting about four okay world map we're going to go to donegal instead we're going to go on a flight oh wait wait whoa hold on what's was that wait can i actually use that there wait there is an airport okay hold on okay such as arrival i think i might have to change it to um daytime okay so it would be can i just do i have to just okay keep keep going plus then um fox lunaris thank you for the sub and jenny dave the tip was hoping to stay longer with this migraine oof it's making it too painful to stare at my screen good luck with the remainder of the stream flight to ohio if you want to see the world's largest picnic basket the world's largest picker neck basket now it's sorry even migraine jetting i hope you feel better there's no pain quite like a migraine all right we're good to go well we're not this it's i don't think we're ever good to go but we're gonna try there was a slider what's their sign my brain no worky today as usual uh caliber the resub it's henry there hello henry the twitch collar stealer henry took my color on twitch and like no one uses my colors while the yellow i mentioned it before but it still irks me it's russia it's called an hour green oh hello dave jesus you're all in here for a flight yeah they're all looking for free flights is what it is charitable coffee maker name of the resub call me never think for the sub too i don't know how twitch works don't worry arthur jack i kind of don't know either i've been here a while now oh the good news is we got all the timber for the woodworking stream i'm hoping saturday will be the day i think it's looking like it should be possible to do on saturday um i can't actually remember how to change color i've had yellow forever so i can't even remember how to change it oh should you all stay with the bits it's gonna make a joke about your plane but i'm afraid it won't land also hope you have a better day tomorrow yeah hopefully tomorrow will be a bit more cooperative um right let's just give it a second to just work itself out oh why did i stay in this plane this plane is a disaster it's so bad it's just all over the place it's like a little stunt plane it reminds me of stunt planes in like san andreas actually okay let's go sneaky food thank you so much for the bits is that just innocent orange juice or does it include vodka for your thick pile no this is actually just orange juice okay looking after a smooth take off i'm afraid to even move slightly this is just the wind this is just the wind taking it [ __ ] hell like it's all over the place sounds like a lawn mower it really does okay i've kind of got it under control i've got the analog stick in the perfect place because if i let go of it and just let the wind take control this is what it does oh it wants to go up now jesus christ i am caught in an updraft is this the way to the center of the city jesus christ i may as well be a [ __ ] paper airplane like the thing's gonna go up in flames it actually is jesus take the wheel i think he is trying to take the wheel and he's trying to make me crash he's not enough of my [ __ ] he's done with me okay so is this their main city is this pyongyang i think pyongyang is next to the border though isn't it isn't it like right over the river i might be wrong i don't know i'm trying to remember that jesus that is that is weird to look at the thing about pyongyang is they have a load of these buildings right like i don't know these specific buildings but like these buildings those apartment ones and they're just completely empty there's nothing in them there's no there's no like there's a room layout there's a shell and they've just made them so that when you look across the river it looks like there's you know big buildings whatnot but there's just nothing it's so weird do you have a passport i don't have a passport or a license look how far i have to go in this little dinghy plane it's never gonna make it um why are you talking about the golden girls what what is happening like holding rooms they keep trending to remove them and fall guys and i don't like it yeah this isn't pyongyang it's too small um i think it's buildings like right across the river from uh south korea there's a lot of fake ones um miss dark phoenix thank you for the sub i don't know why it didn't come up my other monitor this plane is too [ __ ] small to properly explore the place oh my god oh my god i'm cutting the wind i'm i just got caught in the wind i couldn't do anything oh god damn this plane this [ __ ] plane i'm gonna swap i'm gonna go over london for a final or no you want no one i'll go to la for my final flight i'm going to go to la in a manageable propeller plane and i'm going to make it nighttime and it's going to look magical i want to see it the lights i don't think the wind was against you yeah he really wanted to take me down and at nighttime isn't magical i i think anywhere in this game at night looks uh pretty magical right no i don't want to go here again i really don't like north korea no let me out i don't want to be in north korea anymore get me out of here yeah new york would be a good one too to be fair um look at the yellow why why are we talking about yellow i don't understand did i say something oh you're all gone yellow no no no this this yellow this yellow that one you're you're golden girls right now um right let me see world map uh we're going to lacs we're going to relax uh a rival airport go somewhere where can i go that's close los angeles airport and get me out of this stupid plane uh i want to go in the the diamond one that one's good that good aircraft or i could go in the jet yeah give me the jet yeah i can fly that i've i've flown a boeing there you go you're getting some yellow um sorry uh and steven reese up i am well i hope you are too broccoli there sub um zeru thank you for the result as well and halo monkey thank you for the sub too appreciate you yeah we need more yellow in the chat that'll stop henry because he thinks he's so special because he was saying to me one day he was saying like i love being the yellow color because i'm the only person that has copied you to use it so i know it's going to in his accent it sounded like i know it's going to piss you right off and i was like all right if you really want to be that hostile but now the fact we're all going to be doing it as a collective he's going to be [ __ ] fuming you know what he's like um halo monkey dinosaur and dragon king thank you for the subs looking out in the chat boy kev i am anger see that's exactly how he sounds too there we go lots of yellows in the chat it's so funny because some of the buildings in this they like we got stuff wrong i guess the the satellites picked them up wrong but a lot of iconic buildings like buckingham palace is an apartment block in this game it's just loads of apartments the tallest building in cork is well wasn't there it was just like a weird red brick building yellow is just human soup okay that doesn't even make sense you just want to talk about soup [Music] lots of yellows how is the tallest building in clark not there i think that i was speaking about it with liam and we think that it was so high that the satellites were going underneath it and not picking up on the building so that's our theory anyway but i don't know just the theory dan tackett thank you for the sub god the loading time and this is unbelievable dragon king thank you for the sub again i didn't even set it to nighttime today typical but i don't have time to load it again so i guess we'll just take a quick look at it that's all we can do green circles thank you for the sub appreciate you um do oh you might hear something a second there nope it's all good um there we go more yellow i'm glad to see all the yellows coming out okay come on dude lord please we want to we want to fly we've only got like five minutes i want to see the city silver not there for the cheer appreciate it thanks for curing me with my fear of plumbing out of the sky i'll just think it's a simulation yes perfect natural formation stay in the resell uh lorenzo thank you for the bits you have to change the yellow desktop through the settings button next to the purple chat button well thank you for filling us in at green circles in the real junior thank you for the subs and selena thank you for the tip you flew over my area so i looked out the window and did i saw a plane fly over i'm worried was it doing barrel rolls and you could you hear someone's ass clapping because if so that might have been my guy charlie kilo cleared for takeoff okay here we go let the lag settle got a good old fak plane still lagging jesus christ feels like playing like grand theft auto on potato quality it's lying this bad it's just the airport seems so familiar as well uh jesse i thank you for the sub you're a little bit drunk ah you might need it for this flight don't worry okay are we going oh my god it's just completely frozen like golden teddy bear thing of the tip do you think the gym pickings would drown the world or burn it i think burn it for sure okay it's is it getting there oh yep i think the game is relaxing okay yep maybe okay oh my god i'm getting like no frames why is this game freaking out all of a sudden when it was fine earlier okay what can you do i guess it usually starts itself out and sneaking with any of the bits you should have done las vegas since the strip is visible from the airport oh that would have been such a good idea god damn it why didn't i think of that that doesn't sound good the plane i mean ground speed too low i think i want plenty fast enough yeah i'm going fast enough i go up now hopefully it'll stop lagging when i get away from this airport it's awful maintain 70 throttle no that'll just slow me down i want to get to los angeles i already am but you know oh yeah i should retract the landing again why lag it's so few frames so much loading i know all right it's been that long loading to get this few frames what is that oh it is eight o'clock you know what that means video time is that one boy oh jesus christ this is far too laggy and it's not even nighttime so i can't see all the lights is this a power point yeah i'm trying to make an example of why i shouldn't fly so i made a powerpoint presentation this plane is vibrating a lot by the way just just so you're all aware it's dead after all that are you serious i think i went too fast i overstressed it at a at too low altitude but i couldn't go up it was just lagging so bad that's an unfortunate flight to have to go on to our boeing flight was definitely our best one we should just fly boeings we're just so used to commercial airlines that we weren't expecting that the plane to be so pathetic it's nothing to do with us um mr a kestrel thank you for the sub and scott pilgrim's window thank you for the sub as well appreciate it um yeah unfortunately we're gonna have to end it there it was only an hour and 20 minutes stream i wanted to do a longer stream but as i was saying earlier if you missed it so many technical difficulties today and this is just adding on to it you like my thumbnail thank you rebecca it took me ages i know it doesn't look like it but i just couldn't get it like the right i don't know i was trying to like move things around and make it look right it took me so long and even just to cut out those little fall guys is i cut them out and then do double layers and color tint each one of them to make the irish flag and all it it just took way too long i feel like on a normal day would it take me half an hour and today it took me like an hour and 20 minutes or something because i was being so dumb um but i'm sorry that it's such a short stream today compared to normal uh i'll be doing a normal link stream on thursday uh i've got a good game to play as well i'll be posting i should be posting the video on it tomorrow um it's a it's a fun little game it is uh and then i'll be doing the normal stream thursday and do i have anything else special oh yeah the woodwork stream i'm hoping to be doing that on saturday so yeah that should be fun guys thank you for all the support i really do appreciate it my video just went up as i said if you want to see it it's some fall guys and with the irish lights i think it turned out pretty good so if you watch that you can check it out on the channel i hope you enjoyed the stream i sneaky boot thank you for the bits fact airlines is the perfect name since it's everest react

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