The True Story of Sherman’s March to the Sea

Sherman is shelling Atlanta shelling Atlanta selling and one thing to artillery the main artery the Civil War was of course the railroad so Sherman every time he would move move to a town and especially when he got to Atlanta he would destroy the railroad and bend the steel they were called Sherman's neckties he would bend this steel of the railroad around a tree so this way if a Confederate Army showed up and they've just been blown up they could easily weld them together whatever but if he bent it around a tree fux to steal the integrity the steel trains can't go so he completely completely disabled the Confederacy what's up I'm Chris de Stefano aka Chris Edie aka King gay you listened to the Bay Ridge Boys history hyenas [Music] [Music] [Music] what's up everybody welcome to another episode in the history hi Hina's I'm Chris Edie aka lieutenant lollipop with me as always sergeant snuggles aka Yanis papas we got a wild episode today and then we're gonna do a wild patreon episode 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make no mistake I'm getting out there I'm moving to New Hampshire it's what it is it's what it is my cell because how much do you General Sherman how much do you like this kid General William T Sherman his middle name is to come sup willing to come sir to come to dumpster Sherman is that an Indian name why did he why does he have a name - come sir cuz white guys had wild names back in the day I mean - come sir is a [ __ ] wild name I mean Benedict right Benedict Arnold I mean they just had wild wild names but to come sir I don't know what it comes one of the generals last name was hook or I mean process his nickname was comp and which is or uncle Billy so the thing is yeah any time I hear the word bill I just identify axe so uncle Billy William Tecumseh Sherman was okay you can just go up a little bit V there you go yeah yeah he was in um you know he's very very famous for Sherman's march to the sea which his scorched earth policy Williams March of the sea has been replicated by many many generals after him but make no mistake there's a couple of statues up of William Tecumseh Sherman and by the end of episode you're gonna want to take them down yeah we have the little bet going here at the history knows how long Sherman statutes are gonna be up cuz we've uncovered some dirt yeah I mean vetted sea has already made plans to get out of here early once you saw the topic and she was like we have a few located and she's meeting up with her posse yeah and they're gonna go down there and they're gonna kick herati King down hi-yah hi-yah hi-yah the reason why vanity it keeps her masks on all the time it's cuz she's hiding from President Trump in the federal government cuz you know she's gonna do ten years for statue toppling so 30 teams gonna do a hard ten now here's the thing about our new uh our new set is like my my gut my guy can't hide my cause I don't way to though no you you have a body where you could comfortably sit in that chair yeah yeah it's just that both of our shoulders are disappearing that's just what it is we got both got three rows of shoulders do you do fly I'd be doing flies or actually the weather girl has a new workout what you guys can do at home jazzy fits um will you take the tops off your stove and you could do shoulder workouts with the tops you stove which are just called Puerto Rican workout [Laughter] because you get ripped you get absolutely yeah no seriously like does she she's been doing things if you go go follow her at um jazzy Kenya well she's got a thing she's got these five-dollar classes where you work out with different things in your kitchen and then it's wild and yeah I just I said she she called the porter we can work out but you know she said no that it's offensive and I'm like okay yeah I mean she could maybe like go on Shark Tank with that yeah work out water jugs and all that water jug workouts tops of the stove workouts I mean she's doing things rowing throwing hands at you that's a good workout lovely 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I'm just gonna topple over a family member just so I can get a [ __ ] car from I think the best thing you can do for it is go over the house and just say that you're there to see the dog Larry and smother him with a pillow cuz make no mistake I mean she's about 15 G's in the hole he's got surgery on Wednesday I mean just let him go the guard the kids on the runway he's begging to die yeah that dog the family barbecue just feel like I always got surgery he's got dermatitis he's got esophagitis he's got anxiety and we're all going like hey you know what I'm asking my uncle Mike can we borrow the shotgun can I just get the shotgun and just you know put the kid out of his misery I mean to get the dog the dog just wants to die yeah the dog just wants to go he wanted to go like I haven't seen him in like a year he wanted to go then yeah he's barking his bark is asking he sang kill me yeah he's just saying that's the only if he could speak English yeah but it's how good she's a great person your mother is who we weren't supposed to say her name and we did about well let's blow blow blow bleep that I was just cactus yes too late cuz I mean we're talking about 20 episodes ago 40 episodes ago we said it every episode we use real government so cuz it's just we're gonna get sued and you are patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys it's gonna you know they used to have court TV well you could just be my lawyers and you could just pay for my legal fees from the lawsuits about my family yeah now here's the deal Chrissy puts it all on the line we go all out we enjoy doing this for you guys I put it on the line and then Vettius snorts the line yeah Venna Tia is either toppling statues or she's doing something in Central Park to late at night her family is in another state she's free she's free as a bird she's drinking rose' on the rocks in Central Park doing blow with her black friends who don't like Shaun King anymore yeah because I you could tell that the tide of black opinion was turning against Shaun King when Vanity Oh wasn't texting me about Shaun King jokes I was doing what it is and by the way shout out to the general Andrew Schultz who had a great speaking of black kids yeah speaking of black that's right a great a great rant Turner's phone rant couple weeks ago he called Shaun King talcum X which is a ten at ten well talcum X has been around for a while oh really yeah there's a whole that's a whole internet the de list of names like the internet has been doing those names for a long time Oh Kalka Mex was the first one that caught but still shout out our good marshmallow I mean there's a lot of good ones but those so those weren't those shorts did not make those okay okay no but those wait anyway was great yeah it was really really great yeah oh here we go and by the way we were talking about William Tecumseh Sherman the father gave him his on you Sherman's father gave him the unusual middle name as a nod to Shawnee chief to come smih to come so who was a general an Indian Native American general in the war they made one native person go to do episodes on the war of 1812 because it's a wild war and any time we just do a native episode we'll just bring Dan Soder back yeah kid loves Native American history yeah oh we'll just bring the mesh Patel back because I mean they're all Indians way John John Wayne she he's gonna show up and find me with jeans on what's he gonna do open che against you I mean it's what it is yeah I don't know at all what's going on I mean the kid gets ran the buckshots it's a yeah I mean a lot of people have gotten ran to buck shots and it's a good kids cuz they're friends gazelles and that's just Christy Clarisse I mean sometimes the lights go out in the kids you starts firing yeah so I was gonna say oh this is where we got the sidetrack this is our we haven't even talked about the company sure to come sous chefs were charred up on no nose peds husband if you're in Bay Ridge go to no nose Pizza they're not paying me say this to zucchini [ __ ] slices Pesach Dave Portnoy I don't know if he's reviewed it but it's amazing you're [ __ ] amazing you're an absolutely amazing good good peach and it's it's it's unbelievable this is what I was gonna say yeah you are who you are and this is the deal you're fully charged right now but we all know what's gonna happen yeah at about let's see if we could get a bet yeah I'd be biggie Mike is shaking his head vanity and knows we're gonna go about 47 48 yeah when you just full run out again and then we gotta read the Patriot names and you sigh and you just don't know it yeah so would you come in this hot yeah it's definitely about 47 48 yeah we're good right we got a good ride go for another 20 minutes [ __ ] enjoy it before the [ __ ] for the balloon just goes limp absolutely yeah yes so here we go here we go so Sherman's march to the sea Wikipedia debate from November 15th to December 21st 1864 and basically what it was it was a march to the sea where Sherman and the Union troops said [ __ ] enough is enough now we're gonna you guys want to keep playing this [ __ ] game now we're gonna march from Atlanta to Charleston South Carolina through that whole state and we're gonna say and we're gonna say [ __ ] listen we're gonna scorch the earth behind us we're gonna kill everybody now it's more than soldiers so now we're saying we're gonna go there we're gonna start scorching the earth we're gonna burn everything at stake we're gonna say we're gonna make these Confederate Southern sympathizers feel the hand of war that's exactly what he said and guess what it worked okay so you want to keep protested I've called sharbat backup here's I'm kidding I'm all for the right you protest yeah absolutely so you said you said Charleston and I don't blame you it was actually Savannah Savannah but hey Georgia Atlanta yes yeah but it's totally fine to get those two confused [ __ ] because all people who love cute quaint colonial vacations yeah also do the same thing yeah my two favorite vacation spots because I'm a little bit of a history FF yeah I'm a full-on fully charged I love Savannah and Charleston I go to both and sometimes in my own head I can't remember which vacation was which so that you made that steak it's only appropriate so it's from Atlanta to Savannah the wholesaler turned everything he treated the state of Georgia like a blunt and he smoked it down it's just what it is and unfortunately it's just on some innocent people have to lose their homes and some a mr. people to lose their lives but that's just what happens if you want to secede from the [ __ ] union babe okay we'll let you have a little bit of fun and then it just gets to a point where Sherman said I'm [ __ ] done I'm absolutely done and he just torched it now here's the interesting thing about Sherman there's a lot but let's back paddle a little bit the kid was he was from New York he's a New York kid while he died in New York City was he born in New York City no he wasn't he died in either New York City so it's good enough yeah he [ __ ] died to do York City yeah I mean vanity I forgot to tell us where he's from yeah where is he born yeah here's the deal he um he had a mental breakdown he had a breakdown snapped and and grant Ulysses Grant was there for him and said cuz I need you in the army I need your army this is where you belong you're great we need your expertise and then he pulled him back up in the army so Tecumseh Sherman always credited Ulysses Grant for having his back and supporting him and wanting him out there on the field with the Union and he said I supported him we they became such good friends I supported him through his drinking cuz Ulysses Grant was a [ __ ] blues how he was a boozehound and so was Sherman and by the way Sherman was born February 8th 1820 Lancaster Ohio and he died February 14th 1891 in New York City in New York happy Valentine's Day cause they I do you want to be buried anywhere you want you don't want to be buried anywhere with a guy who's putting dirt on you doesn't sound like this no I want to [ __ ] be sounded like that no what I want when I go I want to hear the priest girl you know what this kid was a good kid yes she was a good kid I mean that he would you know that he was into men is what you know that's something that he will he will make peace would in heaven right now a purgatory where he is but I'm sure his mother was a good person I'd she did his enough el marries that the kid got a good chance to maybe get into the gay section it's just what it is because I'm a New York City kid and when I die I want to be cremated I want my ashes to be put in the back of the salt section of a garbage truck when they salt on the when there's salt on the ice and I want that truck to drive all the bases in Yankee Stadium and just have my Astra's out in Salter and I just want to get salted all over Yankee Stadium and just you know scooped up in the dirt and and that's what I want like my nose is on fire does it have anything to do with the zucchini slice cuz it's on fire it's just whatever he's or is it have anything to do with the blow that we did right before this that might have been the blow yeah cuz I decided wanting [ __ ] your diet or I want or I want I want to get buried in a casket and not get cremated with in full Derek Jeter Derek Jeter jersey pinstripe pants and the cleats and I want somebody to put a gift basket into that coffin like I'm one of Derek Jeter's toots leaving the house the next morning and I want to just cross over that way one of Derek Jeter's gift baskets in his Jersey that's those are good wishes but more realistically as you know they'll kind I'll help out too like if you go first I'll help out with the family and what you wanted yeah we're definitely gonna put you in the throwback Golden State Jersey go with some matching sneakers and we're gonna put some designs in you yeah that's the way we're gonna remember you and the mo gonna remember guy cut Christie's the way you're gonna get parents what it is and the truth of the whole situation is you're probably gonna have to pay for it cuz I will have gotten cleaned out by the weather girl and Barney Rubble so it's what it'll be here's the thing to come to Sherman came along at a time where Abraham Lincoln's re-election was not certain the South has seceded for sure but you know they weren't winning the war necessarily it was it was a a high cost against the Union at this time because at this point we're talking about when he's when he trots on to the scene when she comes she trots out onto the sea trots on he trots on to the scene we're talking about 1863 right so right in the middle of the war cuz the war start in 1861 and the Union was doing good there's whole time but it was a couple of battles that the Confederates won we're sure most like I'm not gonna have it anymore right they were winning summing it was a pirate victory for the north so far they were losing guys losing guys people were dying and the war was dragging on so Lincoln was not sure about his reelection why Sherman came and says hey babe I want to burn these [ __ ] dumb slave owners down to the ground and Lincoln said go for it go he you I'm not gonna stop you nothing grows under big trees go [ __ ] prance cuz here's the truth II of the situation and it's just what it is unfortunately with politics is the politicians just want to get reelected and they'll do whatever it takes to get reelected so don't think for a second that Abraham Lincoln and the majority of the Union Colonels in the Army and generals in the Army including lists s grant cared really about the slaves all they cared about was preserving the Union and abolishing slavery and getting that was the quickest way to preserve the Union so they were if it would have been the other way if keeping slaves would have been the way to get the Ewing back they just would have done that too yeah it'd be so it's truth it's just an uncomfortable truth ski that's what you call an uncomfortable truth ski be ski right yeah it's just a little comfortable truth best it's just what you got it you know when you do you gotta just put on a Disney you got a Disney if you got a Disney Phi that yeah it's when you tell the kids that you got to do it through talking animals yeah it's just what it is and guess what Abraham Lincoln you're you know a lot of people's Lord and Savior and I think a really was one of the greatest presidents of the United States and did abolish slavery and I'm so happy that he did that guess what he was a Republican that's true it was a Republican it let me the party's kind of changing their policies democratic social I'm in back in Jefferson's day they were called Democratic Republicans I mean if she doesn't matter the out story I mean there's just go by the way I'm not a Republican but my character is well we gotta get back into that I was so gotta get [ __ ] out we gotta get the way Jesus I mean we can't clean [ __ ] door this podcast my daddy every time a [ __ ] condom if I'm gonna [ __ ] a [ __ ] you kids were you [ __ ] I mean [ __ ] hard to because if I'm gonna do repo it anytime I say Republican give it away shot Chia yeah I mean it's just what it is my [ __ ] name is Sean I'm Sean Terry this [ __ ] paddy Maroney will [ __ ] firefighters I mean who could blame you we never been to the [ __ ] City so we [ __ ] live where we live and we [ __ ] about the way we [ __ ] about absolutely thank you very much in great so to comes to Sherman William Tecumseh Sherman uncle Billy uncle Billy he sets out on this mission to March he had a two-pronged two-pronged plan if you're gonna bang out Atlanta because next to Richmond Virginia which is the capital of the Confederacy where Jefferson Davis was just [ __ ] sitting around pretty avoiding battlefields making money doing whatever he's [ __ ] doing yeah keeping slaves and [ __ ] [ __ ] Atlanta was a big financial engine of the south right make no it was the New York City of the south itself and this was before it was blacks had really turned it into a [ __ ] great city yeah but here's the deal there was a lot of northern sympathizers in Atlanta because there was a lot of industry in Atlanta right so at first Atlanta almost sided with the Union but they're in the south so a lot of those people had to keep it quiet basically like the silent majority now right like even liberals who were going like hey let's tear down these statues but like maybe we don't want to spray-paint [ __ ] in Washington's face right they were silent there was silent majority in Atlanta kind of sided with the Union because they had business with the Union right a lot of bankers railroad people Ryan didn't matter to Sherman he was coming to burn them all [ __ ] down whoever was there was getting burnt was getting burnt was like [ __ ] whoever if you if you were a [ __ ] girl during a certain period and you had sex with Krissy there was a chance you were getting a clap it's what is this German Sherman was coming to give the South the clap David come to give to South to clap and he would he came he started coming through he basically he was rolling 60,000 deep okay so when you're showing up with 60,000 when you showing up at 60 K that's a big number that's a big group of guys that's a big group of guys and it's because they really the way that the Union do you think if joey camasta saw 60,000 Union guys coming he would just [ __ ] just just do a runway show right at him I don't know what the [ __ ] to eight it would be too much for it he'd be overwhelmed that he just exploded to [ __ ] RuPaul CDs yeah so so yeah so because the thing is like with the Union Army is they the actual Confederate Army much like the South is today the southern soldiers were actual real soldiers they had a great Calvary and they were like professional soldiers Laden graduated from West Point where the North just came without just guys there were just guys working as bankers and farmers that just [ __ ] have to grab a gun house biani just bought a double-barrel shotgun it was like they just bought a shotgun I'm a gun owner and that's it yeah y'all he's a gun owner right now so also it was immigrants right off the boat they've come the Irish guys would come right off the boat and they'd [ __ ] go right off the boat and conscription for the army right yeah right there so it's kind of like that's what the northern army was so it was one of those things where it's like just sheer outnumbering the south and when Sherman started to march through he started to scorch the earth and he started to free the slaves that was a big thing that sure did he started freeing slaves and what happened was is every time he would go through a farm or his town and scorch the earth and take their livestock and all that because don't forget Sherman is so deep behind enemy lines in the Confederacy that he has no supply lines coming from the north they can't get to him so his only option was to live off the land that he was scorching so he would take the animals and the animals that the soldiers couldn't eat or the things the soldiers couldn't use he just burned them and killed them but he had a whole contingency of freed slaves and their families and everybody trailing his army little by little and even furthermore after that there was a band of Confederate cavalrymen that were trailing the slave so it gets to a point what's the year what year does a bad things happen yeah it's getting to a point where something Bad's about to happen because unfortunately here's the thing with Sherman is he fought for the Union Army but I don't know that he necessarily love black people I think you're gonna find that a lot in this time period yeah yeah so it's like there are they got Union they got unions outfits on yeah but they're not gonna just like their favorite album right off the bat isn't uh sure it's not Archer and Sherman said he said that he thought that slavery benefited black people and I'm like right there whoa yeah there's a lot of opinions that weren't necessarily considered wolken dope back then that it's not a walkin dope opinion that's even if you were doing a woken dope thing it didn't mean you and your brain were working to help ya it's just one of those things where it's like yeah he wanted to preserve the Union and he was saying he later in life said listen I was just fighting I was getting paid to fight for the Union Army and win the war and that's what I did so there was an incident where in one of these towns Oh nearing Savannah he basically it's called urban easer Creek and it's horrible thing happened there his soldiers the army was crossing a bridge they were crossing a bridge over every new creek and as soon as his soldiers got over the creek they dismantled the bridge and they left the herd of freed slaves there and their families and and all their livestock and everything on the other side of the bridge and then behind a few miles behind black people who were left you know kind of deserted was a Confederate Calvary coming with swords and clubs and guns and they killed a lot of the newly free black people some of the black men and women and children jumped into the river and tried to swim to safety a lot of them drowned only a few of them made it so that's a really horrible tragedy that could have been 100% avoided but Sherman was very concerned that they were slowing him down I was gonna slow down his march to the sea cuz again he really only cared about winning the war yeah so it's very tough to digest a hard cold truth of even the Union even the north is really not so innocent in the Civil War no nobody's innocent baby there's a lot of uncomfortable truths and especially during war now that's what makes Sherman unique right he was a guy like you said his tactics are used to this day he was a guy who really in my opinion was one of those guys in modern warfare who was the first to really embrace what war was and not try to make it anything different than it was yeah all the [ __ ] etiquette and [ __ ] okay we went in blue you were in red you should just sit now let's reconvene tomorrow and have a gentlemen's duel yeah I said [ __ ] that I'm burning people who have guns don't have guns I'm burning your farms scorched [ __ ] earth we're coming to burn it down it's a psychological warfare campaign we're gonna break the spirit of the south all these Southern Belles and their [ __ ] rich they're being rich and having a plantation ain't gonna save you you're gonna get raped and I'm gonna look the other way it's and that's what it did the richer the better he didn't give a [ __ ] he really tore a hole through Georgia and he left a [ __ ] lot of pain in his ways hole his he said famously I'm gonna make Georgia howl so what his mindset was was to try to break the spirits he was he was he was all kids we got emotion he's a little bit of an FS he's an emotional kid and he said he was thinking more about the mindset of the Confederacy and saying I need to break these people's spirits because they're acting like and they just keep a calm you know they're getting their asses beat away show cheetaway show cheer I'm just kidding around around for help wait wait wait wait Sean cheer we got it I'm just kidding around so a shot yet I was just junkie but I met kind of was a joke about of the Japanese fought very bravely I make a decent point it's like the bomb kind of ended it it's kind of like it's like an atomic bomb of the Civil War this was like an atomic bomb in the Civil War was should that's the exactly the point I was getting to he was saying you said it your way yes what'd you do I set up my way yeah it's just yeah it's just what it's just what it is touched in his [ __ ] Frank Sinatra's playing in your head 24/7 what it is yes basically daddy came in and said it's time to go to sleep kids so it's lights out lights I around too much and then it just lights out and then daddy's got to come over yeah so it's just what it is it's just what happened it's just what it is so that's what happened is he said he want he wants to make Georgia howl and break the spirit and that's exactly what he did women were writing home were writing to their husbands and mothers writing to their sons who were in the Confederate Army in different parts of the war on different fronts of the war saying please come home the war effort is lost forget about it we'll go back to the Union you know they just destroyed our home our property come back and a lot of soldiers in the Confederacy would have received these letters and wherever they were stationed in the war they could have been stationed in the northern part of the war they would come running back to their families and houses so this 100% effectively changed the tide of the war and did get Abraham Lincoln re-elected in 1864 it all started outside of Atlanta on his march down where he met the Confederate General Joe Johnston right now the funny [ __ ] was one of the most because that was a double-decker yeah it was it was a double-decker tour bus cause that was wrapped that was a gordita yeah that's up we've had a bunch of slices before this yeah I mean that was that was bad so it was it was a match she's got fart away shot she had it it was it was a match between these two Titans the funny thing it's a real match between these two Titans you just gotta keep our producers working man yes it's just an edit Factory yeah and make sure you actually put the rainbow flags above because they read Jana slips last week wait yet where's your [ __ ] yeah make sure you get yet cuz I still got a development deal so she was up against Joe Johnston now Joe Johnson was a veteran play for the nets Joe Johnson yeah yeah so Joe Johnston also Phoenix he was a journeyman yeah that's a good player a good player but he played he couldn't find a home so Johnson was one of the hot was the highest-paid player in the NBA one season I know that that's really well I mean that's a Bobby Bonilla move I mean the kid was good he wasn't that good yeah what can you do he was just a scorer he put up too many shots what can you do but kid was money water yeah so he starts officer Sherman starts off against Joe Johnston now here's a crazy thing about the Civil War the funny thing about the Civil War all these guys knew each other right from West Point yeah they all like these were all all these guys were in the US Army together robert e lee they were all US soldiers and then the South seceded and they went and left and joined the Confederacy but they these guys were all former completely the same training like if we broke up and we just went to war yeah and you and you kept the history hyenas and I turned it into the history jackals yeah and I just tried to attack you and they just [ __ ] it was a fart war and blue yeah yeah and we had a fart word I would just [ __ ] lose but I would keep coming here keep coming but eventually you would scorch me with your [ __ ] yeah it's gorgeous you the F saw and then cuz if all else fails I would just start jerking everybody off that's the thing with me [ __ ] booth things me is it's only always gonna get to a certain point if you ever argued to me because I stopped come through the phone and I'll jerk you off yeah so I that's what it was like so these lines you're blocking the notes so these guys knew each other and they went to they went to war and now now Johnston was that he was a real brave kid he took shrapnel in the arm I think he didn't have the use of his arm and he had a peg leg in his leg blown off he was already an older man he was in his fifties or sixties an older [ __ ] man yeah he was he is replaced Johnson didn't have an arm oh oh so I mixed it up we combined we they lost and it's like when you're trying to remember who the winner of the World Series played who gives a [ __ ] you lost let's just call him [ __ ] Joe hood it's yeah it's Joe Johnston got replaced by John hood John hood was the second in command he [ __ ] he may he was actually he was writing letters to Jefferson Davis behind Joe Johnston's back saying hey this guy doesn't want to fight if you let me do it I'll fight so General John Bell who was gonna retire Joseph Johnston John General John Bell hood was writing letters to Jefferson Davis the president of Confederacy talking [ __ ] about General Joseph Johnson saying the kid don't want to fight he's too old he's a [ __ ] and then five days later it was basically what replaces John it was basically like the same when you yeah just yeah it's cackles we're back and we're back and we're back and we're back yeah yeah yeah yeah we can never give you zucchini slices before [ __ ] a body cuz you go full-blown truth serum cuz I'm charged up if you want to get me out if you want to give me a lightning-quick USB charge give me a zucchini slice yeah or and I'll go to 100% in a minute so he writes eventually John hood is getting beat down I mean you know Sherman is shelling him Shalom Sherman's just got more men and he's shelling them and shelling them Joe Johnston Joe Johnson had had a opportunity war historians consider that he had an opportunity that if he would have taken it he could have taken Sherman out he didn't what did he what was it it was a battle where he had the advantage and he didn't act he didn't which happens a lot more there's a lot just on air and hindsight's 20/20 you know hindsight's 20/20 so he did it so Joe Johnson gets replaced by by hood and um and uh and basically Sherman just keeps winning the war till eventually John hood there's a big munition there's a big munition train in the middle of Atlanta I mean this kid Sherman is shelling Atlanta shelling Atlanta yelling and one thing too as artillery the main artery through the Civil War was of course the railroad so Sherman every time he would move move to a town and especially when he got to Atlanta he would destroy the railroad and bend the steel they were called Sherman's neckties he would bend the steel of the railroad around the tree so this way if a confederate army showed up and they've just been blown up they could easily weld them together or whatever but if he bent it around a tree fuks to steal the integrity the steel trains can't go so he completely completely disabled the Confederacy yeah I mean he threw manners to the wind and was like yeah yeah it was that's actually a pretty apt analogy to call kind of like the nuclear bomb in the Civil War that's what was it I mean it didn't have nuclear bombs back then but essentially that was his plan was to just break the will of the south and he did it that way and to destroy their lives attack civilians that happened attack civilians bomb civilians even like there's even an account of one black barber who got bombed I mean so he was bombing every whoever was there didn't care most people fled Atlanta but the ones that were there they were in bunkers in their backyards and he was bombing they should have the Bombers should ever lanta and then he also divided his army into four parts for it like a kind of mental terror tactic what he didn't know you didn't know if you were living in the South you just keep hearing this guy Sherman is coming and killing everyone he's and he's burning a land or whatever so imagine being someone sitting in the South even if you're northern sympathizer sitting in the South in your home and you're saying oh my god is Sherman gonna come is he's gonna come because his armies appeared like they were everywhere because he had split them into four different sections and they would go and like the land on fire and then get the livestock and kind of all have it at one big meeting point so he really didn't give a [ __ ] I mean he was killing women children anybody if you were sitting in the south and you didn't have a Union Army you don't have a Union Army uniform on you were gonna get killed yeah it was total scorched earth and then so hood retreats back into Atlanta a lot of the warring happens twenty thirty five miles outside of the finally hood retreats all the way to Atlanta and then there's a huge munition train in the center of Atlanta and they hood sabotages it because he knows he can't let all those all that artillery fall into Union hands so he explodes it it was a big kaboom that was heard 15 miles away which is where Sherman was and that's when Sherman knew that he had he had Atlanta and that hood was retreating and he could just walk right in he knew yeah and then he knew exactly what that was yep and he walked right in and they took Atlanta and then they burned it some more yeah they kept burning they just kept burning to the ground and then he eventually makes his way all the way to Savannah Georgia Georgia Savannah Georgia which was the huge would you say [ __ ] cute it's [ __ ] absolutely so I should cute I go there and I prance 300 mile long path of destruction sixty mile why'd from Atlanta to Savannah and he takes Savannah Georgia and he sends a telegram to President Abraham Lincoln around Christmastime and he says I got an early Christmas gift for you Bubba's Savannah Georgia 25,000 bales of cotton and like all the land and pretty much pretty much the keys to winning the Civil War he said Merry Christmas Bubba's you can die in about four months I just need this is one of my favorite Sherman quotes so we got to look it up because the mayor the mayor of Atlanta asks Sherman can you please by the way the current mayor of Atlanta is the best mayor in lava in the in her name is Keisha and I love it I will [ __ ] vote for her for Prez I think it's catchy yeah Keisha nothing just like a girl I went to high school with named Keisha yeah she's the best mayor in the country right now so shout out to the mayor of Atlanta Keisha something real great you are so much better than [ __ ] Bill DeBlasio yes who stinks he's [ __ ] sucks Oh God so I think the mayor's name was Calhoun what was it Noah was a Calhoun yeah so mayor of Calhoun Atlanta in fact it loved it I loved Sherman I loved Sherman yeah so uh Calhoun requests Sherman 20 takes the city he goes okay can you can you just chill and spare a lot of these people the nobility that stayed these you know these upper-class people a lot of which the mayor Calhoun is asking sure yes because he's probably about like a thousand people still left in Italy I know about the rich yeah like the you know those [ __ ] southern plantation people or whatever but a lot of them were also business people railroad people whatever women and Sherman Sherman responds with with what he says war is and his response if we could get it cuz the quote is really really encapsulates yeah what Sherman's whole mo was about with his with this March of death yeah and do we find it her now yeah well it's just whatever the quotas just and nobody is that we said just know for a fact it will be my next tattoo this is response to the letter yeah he goes those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions of people can pour out you might as well appeal a against the thunderstorm as against these terrible hardships of war meaning babe you're preaching to the choir yeah it's like this is what the nature of war is it's gonna happen what did you think now you must go and take with you your you the old and feeble feed and nurse them and build for them in more quiet places proper habitations to shield them against the weather until the mad passions of men cool down and allow the union and peace once more to settle over your old homes in Atlanta he's basically saying babies yeah yeah you're just gonna want to leave Atlanta yeah cuz I'm burning the [ __ ] down yeah it's just what it is and Jefferson Davis the president of the Confederacy said we can absolutely cannot lose Atlanta and then unfortunately what happened is you lost Atlanta and then the soldiers that were supposed to be defending the Confederate soldiers they're supposed to be defending the cities along the route including a very vital city in Savannah Georgia actually just abandoned their posts and went home so that's what happened with Sherman's march to the sea it was so psychologically uh terrorizing and of course actually physically terrorized and a lot of people died the earth got set on fire there was an estimated what 16 billion dollars in today's money worth of damage no 16 million no it had to be more than 16 babies today dollars no cuz you said 160 million but that's 100 million today yeah yeah 16 million worth always worth of damage back then which was about a hundo million worth of damage today which I don't know if an tifa's might be doing those numbers yeah they're giving Sherman to run for his money though yeah here we go and then here's very interesting here's here's where Sherman so Sherman did a lot so if yours if you're sitting or listening you're saying well what's the problem with Sherman I mean I you know the the the thing that ever needs a creek is [ __ ] up absolutely [ __ ] up but he didn't kill them the Confederate soldiers got them so you know who knows but you're starting to say like what because also we forgot a big thing Sherman was the first pretty much it was thought to be the very first time in history where a white person asked a black person for advice so what happened is is with the slaves that Sherman had freed they sitting they have a council and it's called the field order 15 where Sherman is basically saying to the black people what do you guy what do you people need for me what does the black community need for me that's gonna help win this war now he disguised it as oh I want to help you but really he was just saying what what do I have to convince you and give you even though I'll probably take it away to just they said Jordans waitin Shion is a good deal that's what it is so he organized a meeting with the black leaders um and he said what do you guys want and they said we need land that's exactly what we need is land if you want to give us our freedom what the only way that we're gonna be able to keep it and hold it is to give us land so field order 15 it's not that well-known because it came to be known and it's as its name that you guys have heard of forty acres and a mule plan so basically they had 400,000 acres in the south and the government said we're gonna give each free black citizen 40 acres and a mule and that lasted for about a year until President Andrew Johnson came in and said not gonna happen yeah so that's how he took it all away yeah so Sherman is actually I think he's kind of I think black people kind of like him in history because ultimately he did that ultimately the the slaves he didn't have to free the slaves when he liberated these towns yeah he didn't mean when he came and burned these towns down he could have left the slaves and chains he didn't do it he freed them all yeah he freed have to do that other Union generals were not doing that yeah I think part of it was tactic part of it was maybe you never know guys personal feelings maybe deep down he didn't like it he didn't like slavery but I was tactic to to create chaos and and so division as well but but no but he was known on record to he wasn't an abolitionist right that's a big thing soldiers with a thing took the facts you know a lot of guys weren't back then it was like you couldn't openly be you had to be very savvy like the historians have gone back and forth with Abe Lincoln like Abe Lincoln definitely wanted to preserve the Union but he definitely was beating with Frederick Douglass and did have some moral objection to slavery he was so he was way better off than most but I'm so did Hamilton so did a lot of guys privately or in some of their writings during the time would be against it but at the same time they had slaves it was just kind of what the zeitgeist was it was what it was and Sherman did he did not employ black soldiers in the in his arms he wouldn't put blacks in the armies so it's this thought where it's like you're freeing us but do you look at us as equal and the answer probably is no he didn't write a lot of white men even in the Union in the north you know there's even some reports of I read things where slaves slavery of course is brutal and horrible but there's certain slave accounts from the South that said they were actually treated with respect because the plantation owners wanted them to work hard and be well fed and do the work and they were treated with respect some slaves said it was only two when they got to the north in the Reconstruction eras and after 1865 did they even worry they even called the n-word or treated as subhuman it was so a lot of racism happened in the north to I don't know how many people know that it's like you know the Union the northern parts of the states in the Civil War just weren't as innocent as people think no not at all and that is very good point I mean it's uh it's an uncomfortable truth of history that you know some of these plantation owners were kind to their slaves it was kind they were some of them were kind of course the system is horrible but those slaves were treated well and like Chris said a lot of them felt worse discrimination and worse treatment in the free North than they did as slaves it's an uncomfortable truth history is full of them babies and here's this isn't [ __ ] Disney yeah and here's the truth Susan is I just called you seems to go for it talk to me sorry Seuss Samantha let's do it yes so here's the thing Deb is is geography is destiny as I've said before babies geographies test make it as he sure just keep getting tattoos yeah geography is destiny and the truth of the stitches this is the only reason the south is the south and the north is the north and you have the hated Confederacy and slave owners and that abhorrent [ __ ] that goes on with you know enslaving people and the reason why the south had in the north didn't is cuz the south the cotton grew in the south yeah so if the cotton grew in the north and if the climate and if the earth tilted on an axis where the cotton was growing in the north then guess what baby the people sitting in the northern states would be the ones who have slaves so it's not a difference of the people in the south are born evil and they have different minds you know it's just that's where the cotton was and they need Adam and labor to pick the cotton and at that time they used innocent black people to do that and that's just the way the cookie crumbles my love that's where the crow I mean if pizza was the crop that cotton was then the North would have had slaves it's just what is what it is it's just what it is that's the way the cookie crumbles he's Chrissy cookie crumbles it's Chrissy cookie crumbles so here's the truth of the situation so after after our Sherman you know effectively turns the tide and winds pretty much wins the war the war ends in 1865 Abraham Lincoln takes one to the head he dies Sherman comes back to New York City he comes to New York City and this where he lives a remainder of his life in New York City and he's called the first modern general there's actually a huge statue up of him in New York City look for a nice condo he was looking to sell down get a nice midtown condo yeah yeah yeah she ended up by one from the Chinese it's just what it is yeah I know I like to go to Tao he was Louie he was a little tacky and his taste for dinner yeah yeah I mean cuz and honestly driving down in the West Village last week I wonder if Sherman [ __ ] reborn and tortured our city because if you if you go down Houston Street right now and you're could see vanity Oh with flamethrowers see vanity with flamethrowers and it looks like Sherman's march to the sea I think that's if you want a live recreation just go down [ __ ] to a protest absolutely yeah um so so Sherman uh he was considered the first modern general because of this style of wars well war were later on the Russians would do the scorch earth when Hitler was approaching they burned everything they're burning the supplies is breaking the backbone you know he would eat him and this Sherman would use the crops to eat to feed his soldiers like you said no split and then he would burn it so no one else could use it it's what it is and so he was devoted to the theater so he was like you he was a full-blown FF yeah he was an amateur painter like a dad yeah he's definitely the gate part of heaven yeah and he was a colorful speaker a colorful speaker at dinners and banquets so [ __ ] the kid was fully charged after the war make no mistake if you're into if you're into amateur painting devoted to this theater and you're a cult and you're known as a colorful speaker that quote Shakespeare quoted Shakespeare you're 100% fully charged cuz cuz you're an f c/f a fully charged unplug cuz you charged up I'm charged up yeah because make no mistake the kid did not like black people no he was a white nationalist it's just the truth of the situation what the sitch is it's way the cookie crumbles he ends up dying in pneumonia after his stay in Savannah which by the way in Savannah you can go to where he stayed it gives you chills to be standing in the spot the the building looks exactly the same it's across from a church it was said in Savannah that the the church across the street because they were southern and they hated Sherman for what he did they would ring the bell in the church over and over again to annoy him they would keep ringing the bell to keep him awake yeah interesting yeah that's not very hospitable yeah but that people did I mean that's a tactic to that survive I mean they did it to the branch davidians they did it to they're doing it now with this the police or you know running the sirens all night sometimes I do it to you in long text yeah you just did yeah yeah I'll give you a long [ __ ] day yeah and you say please I wish that they did there was [ __ ] gas I would take gas over this yeah it's just one house do you think they should the cops should roll my text out to the broad does there's more it would be give up if I give these [ __ ] protesters a long day they might stop burning down [ __ ] yeah it's just what it is yeah here's the quote that I found that I think is very this is just this is what this is what he said he said he responded to a mayor Calhoun he said war is cruelty there's no use trying to reform it the crueler it is the sooner it'll be over that really so he's not a bad guy he's just accepting like you said about George Washington is accepting the reality of what warriors he's gone why would I pretend that it's something different it doing that just elongates it it makes it longer yeah let's just [ __ ] murder because that's what war is as hard as we can so we can end this exactly what George Washington said I we've said it a hundred times in this podcast and it's always good to live by George Washington from his his peers they said that what his talent was is he he was he had the ability to accept accept things as they were not as he wishes they were so it seems like Sherman just accepted it as it was and he said [ __ ] you this is war everybody's dying and we're going to stop it in a few months as opposed to pussyfooting around this [ __ ] and trying to be politically correct and then more people are going to die yeah so it's what it is and his statue if you guys you're looking if you know whenever little antifa celebration if you want you know place to be out holding in a [ __ ] you want to go [ __ ] on the statue it's a Grand Army Plaza in Manhattan New York that's where I grew up yeah it's in Park Slope Brooklyn but says Manhattan it's in Manhattan but Grand Army Plaza in Park Slope right there you know with the library is where special ed made Grand Army little Plaza there's many grander memory plazas around New York yeah you're a lot younger than us and you knew that where we're at we're the ones with the history podcast well no well she knows but inventions are not here for the history you're here for the [ __ ] good time not a long time like we are because vanity event the way that you and I kind of screws around the city and look for like Franzia [ __ ] pants around the city and just look for museums a little history facts vanity and her friends they prance around the city and they look for lo plazas to protest down cuz do you want to know what you don't want to know what's funny yeah is if somebody was making like videos of us in Germany yeah in our minds we were walking like when we were living it we were walking like to kind of like cool New York kids yeah check in our history sites but I guarantee you unbeknownst to us if there was footage of us moving around Germany you we'd be skipping yeah that's what we were doing we just didn't know about it cuz our minds wouldn't accept it but we were [ __ ] skipping 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we're starting off decent puts a little slow be honest with you Peters ow then we got stinky Twinkie who wants Chrissy's Winky um then we got sugar tits love muffin the pillow biter drexler it's the first one of the list you kidding me put that on the lap look lighter a pillow fight on ya 24 in to make the list of Wow yeah then we got a cheetah's agree I mean was pretty there wasn't any bangers right yeah this is yeah III agree then we got a Chico Bandito aka or hermaphrodite II um their ex ler I'm putting I've given that a Drexler then we got Bobby nan to bend over I'll suck the [ __ ] out of your skin flute flutes got to go away then we got your father's piece um then we got if you don't think I created a GoFundMe for the Tim Dylan episode you got another thing coming okay well yeah yeah that's that's the guy who actually probably created the go from you so he gets a Drexler just for doing that you're great that guy is it's a real thing it's raised 40 bucks which is hilarious yes he's put they've put like five people to put five bucks in they're not gonna get to a million but it's just the whole thing is funny funky fun I will tell you the episode obviously on my mother's life exists yeah there is an episode it is yeah then we got wayward rogues publishing okay so they're kinda sponsor rude [ __ ] trying to get it I hate your hustle it is what it is yeah you got a plug then we got Ashley T James huckle then we got Tyler the Canadian kid so I'm really paying $8 a month because my country is run by ffs it's what it is Trump 2020 you know do you know where that's going that's going straight unless it's on the list that's a goodie then we got George I'm a twink but can be versatile if you jerk my meat South Philly style that's the first one that you got to wheel out the catapult for throw him right in the [ __ ] line yeah then we got Sean I'm a whites keek with the skin from Sean I'm a white squeak with the skin flute leak every time I peek at my ancestries King was it Sean I'm a white squeak with the skin flute leak every time I peek at my ancestry.com king also Shaun King oh man I think my victim of like a yeah a choppa Sean I'm a white squeak with a skin flute leak every time I peek at my ancestors comm King I mean the effort was amazing it could have worked but it just it missed yeah then we got Michael edwin areola then we got Ansel butt across the pond it sounds like Ansel that's a fun one for a Drexel that's crystal Guerrero jasmine oh boy that one and she spells it just like she spells it okay so at least someone just peeking in what can you do so then we got max going what's going on in this room so then we got max my granny wants to crack open and clean me out it's what it is we're Jewish urban okay oh right then we got Steve Moyer myron mohan Dineen Danine then we got jonathan st. gay uh Kevin King Rene Ramon Shawn Baldwin white walk who's going over the wall because Trump 2020 Heidi edge it and we got cozy who needs a little Christian Yanni love II hope there's no fumes and it's yummy and you you guys are comfy from my monkey throw it throw a mother list please what is yeah yeah make no mistake I used to be cell till I use 23andme and found that I share Andrew Schultz is black DNA cell it's jumping into the lead onto the list and we got tucked a pert back and took him for Rome put him on the list yeah yeah then we got our and our cooking now we're cooking 50 in yeah then we got Devon savvy Jogja mukha then we got Emperor alga Billis the phallic squeak never him Elega Billis elegant but this is ellika billets like father Bill yeah it goes on the list of the balanced bill that goes in the list then we got Lou very [ __ ] inventive yeah let me go Lucas Mota deejay juris Aidan Medina then we got not sure if this high heinous piece is a pseudo penis but it's all the same and Chrissy dicus make no mistake he's a TBB too long yeah but good try and he meant to write tbg yeah yeah Edward hepped Jennifer Birchy Mary bee Jimmy aw Bach Isaac Miller Joey V Donny dumpster James Bayliss Kavon Pahlavi then we got Ethan hetero kid but I wear my girl's kimono around the house while she's at work because I like how my ass looks in it Westberg and these funny kids that are rejoining or these are our judges or we're just attracting all these funny dancing funny kids Jesus Christ that one was good no Matt would make a star next to that cuz I think that's the winner then we got Andrew walk holla tell me God Zack Isis's lawyer will be in touch on the list on the list then we got a Xavier Alaska at gmail.com then we got Cody Farley Josh Howie then we got Nick the squeak but make no mistake I got an egg for Chrissy's pound cake then we got Logan Germans Adam Rush Levi levy Walker Daniel Connick Kowski then we got I'm a little squeak pot short and stout smell my fumes and clean me out Venetia 20/20 good one good one going almost James Williams George baleen 'aa lumber daddy 69 then we got tucked it back and got some glue in my poo Drexler Salvador Vela Miranda wollen max Muller Joe Atkins son Joe acre son Jamie then we got Alex I used to be a piece until I got Pippa pregnant then we got snack pack Mario Drexler Cory Miranda then we got Clyde if I don't Clyde if only I'd have had Scottie Pippen Drexler then we got Chris 2fort then we got Chris - for 2020 I don't know then we got Rashad Singletary Jordan Carlson Melissa Fisher then we got steel pipe Chrissy wants to make Yanni pee his submissive Missy give squeak debo a big old kissy and show hey Burpo tipsy nice Drexler strong Drexler then we got David Lopez then we got Yanis My Big Fat Greek podcast host strong Drexler then we got st. Matthias strong Drexler I only got father that's a good plane chicken-finger Drexel yeah yeah then we got father Bill stomping out racism one uvula at a time since 95 ah good one good one then we got veer the fume 'less Indian kid with a big piece um then we got Scottish FF that'll crack open and clean out a sheep after a few brews that make no mistake they have less fumes and it's Andra day we don't condone it but I mean you've got a lot of Scottish fans yeah but I mean I'd be funny funny though funny then we got Kate Gans Ellie yeah then we got grabbed the prettiest flower in the room and give it a smell Joey be so you need okay birds calling yeah you want to pick it up and just put it on the cast and see like just he may say something like Bubba what should you may ask he's gonna okay that goes on the list we got Joey then we got jaws vendor Bali then we got Alison then we got Hayden straight Texan kid but make no mistake I'd glue poor Krissi poops Broome Alexis G Simon Graham Justin bozer then we got general jelly bean and the ffs freedom fighters and and then yeah okay yeah that's uh yeah he started slow but we came on hot hot hot that's like a shooter sometimes you're off and then you get hot I mean what a list well I got to hear him again just quick what you got you have them recorded or the ones are on the list yeah what we got yeah okay we have um sugar tits love muffin the pillow biter yeah Tyler the Canadian kid so I'm really paying 8 a month because my country is run by ffs yeah George I'm a twink but can be versatile if you jerk my meat South Philly style cozy who needs a little Chrissy and yannis lovey hope there's no fumes and it's a gummy and your uvula Zara comfy for my monkey very good sorry make no mistake I used to be and in celle tell I used 23andme and found out I share Andrews Schultz's black DNA so that's the winner it's a good one I don't know though I just cuz I should admit I got a let's hear it funny tucked Haysbert back and took him for rome emperor Elega bill as the phallic squeak good well good ethan hetero kid but I wear my girl's kimono around the house while she's at work because I like how my ass looks in it it's between him and golf that sits between those two Zach lawyers Zach swears lawyer up he touches funny yeah that's funny I think the kids Sadie's ass looks good at a Kubota I'm going I'm going with the kimono kid for the pure funny of it yeah yeah he's the winner you're the beauty sobbing yeah you won yeah congratulations thank you guys so much patreon.com/scishow ways find all the content there and yet stay gay yeah because you didn't lose any energy you went all the way I went all the way yeah I'm gonna lose the energy on the bonus thank you guys so much for watching we hope you loved it don't forget to click Subscribe and turn your alerts on and go to patreon.com/crashcourse boards for more fun where things get really limited [Music]

Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 38,980

Rating: 4.9235911 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, bayridge boys, comedy, comedian, podcast, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, history, homework, funniest podcasts, sherman's march to the sea, sherman's march to the sea story, true story, general sherman, general sherman burning atlanta, civil war, atlanta, general sherman explained, crash course, history channel, civil war important battles, american civil war

Id: xVyeWCe6VTM

Length: 72min 6sec (4326 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 08 2020