Now I don't know if you've noticed - there's a lot of things happening outside So a lot of us are trapped inside [the adoring fan] And no one really profits off this more than advertisers (Ad woman) jalapeno alfresco spicy chicken is so deliciously hot It's generating reactions from everyone Like the memer big big chungus big chungus big chungus More people are rotting away on Twitter and YouTube than ever before So all the advertisers have moved in and I don't think anyone's ever taken more advantage of advertising than mobile games. [horror] [coom man] This will give you all the action strategy and anime you need Now to everyone watching I do want to go on record. I've made a couple mobile games videos in the past [more pain] And the thing is, you know, I talked about everything that I needed to talk about Didn't want to make another video........ but then Someone nabbed footage from one of my YouTube videos and put it in a mobile game sponsor. [it never ends] YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do wanna preface I did not consent to being in this ad at all, and I didn't get paid for it It's so poorly done as well It's like someone gave a toddler an iPad with Final Cut [death] now I was gonna be completely neutral ((((like Sweden in World War two)))) but THEY threw the first rock (after I threw two) This is retaliation. I know this doesn't really count, but I just want to throw it up there - obviously TikTok.... guys have heard of it [battle tendency music] I've been getting this TikTok ad- of a particular gentleman doing a son-mother skit... [smack] and the comedy is definitely, uh.... - SHAMMY!!!! - MA?!?!! - TELL ME 5 DANGEROUS ANIMALS ...THAT LIVE ON WATER - CROCODILE - YEEEES. - CROCODILE MOTHER. KING K ROOL CROCODILE SON CROCODILE UNCLE AND CROCODILE SISTER. [Far Cry 2 Dialogue] - Yes. Thing is - I wouldn't even care about this ad. I think it's pretty inoffensive. But this guy I think he spent about seven million dollars on ad placement because every time I watch a video I get this ad ??????????????? gottem - MOMMY - YES, SHAMMY? - I GOT AN A IN MY EXAM - W(hat does) T(he) F(ox say) = WHAT DO YOU THINK W(arhammer) T(abletop) F(antasy game) MEANS? [explanation] god damn it mom how many times do i have to keep telling you its not alvin and the chimpmunks its called NIGHTCORE Alright, moving on. Now one thing I've noticed with these mobile gaming ads - Have you seen that sponsor where there's a puzzle and someone has to solve it by pulling out some pins. You'll usually have someone that's trapped inside a building or a cave- The ad shows them pulling some pins out to try and free them or get some treasure :( You can go onto YouTube and there are compilations- Showing HOW MANY mobile games have nabbed and replicated off each other. Look guys!!! It's royalty-free Marge Simpson!!!! Can you get the chains off her before Homer comes back?????? And you've got this one here that is just straight-up Walter White. That's not even royalty-free Water White They haven't even tried to change his character. He's wearing the exact same clothes as when he punched the towel dispenser [when woman] Also, I love how the guy just drowns in lava but Walt only gets a bit of lava on his shoes. It's fine. Say my name. He'll walk it off. - Say my name. xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao One thing that's great about these ads as well. There is almost never actual gameplay It's just pre-generated clips Usually with someone pretending to play making the worst possible decisions This tweet here sums it up perfectly: But I'm gonna have to censor it a little bit because I like moneyyYyYy: - I hate when mobile game ads purposely do easy homework wrong like friend, you know how to solve that puzzle. you're just doing the thing up because you think it's gonna make me want to do it myself. love! scratch coded apps. come by again! outta here. - money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPP How brave Every award goes to you [tip] I mean to be fair. He's not wrong. Like, you've got this ad here. It's so obviously not real I mean, he's got all these pins to pull out but how you are you meant to solve it? The gold is now in the electrical water. He's electrocuting himself. How was he meant to solve that please explain to me? Oh, I get it. Okay. He was meant to pull the lava out to boil himself alive But that would evaporate the water and make obsidian It's actually reaching the point now where I'm starting to miss Raid Shadow Legend ads But first!!!! light man here...... not even trying to hide that stealing from Internet Historian now. - don't you recognise me, Andrew? Have you heard of wildly successful game Raid Shadow Legends? Notice how every mobile game is the same now - pulling pins out to save someone's life male pattern baldness No, thank you. Raid is a game with a dark fantasy twist [gmod tooltip] Much like that game I've certainly forgotten the name of..... - you're gonna burn alright Sir. I'm sorry you've contracted RAID WТФ no, that's good Great now I can support my family with the best free-to-play RPG PvP PvE game around and finally can die happy Look at the positive ratings on the App Store that's like......... good. Did you know that RAID has over 16 factions???? Orcs, dwarves Undead hordes and many many more. Do you want to play as Shrek's son or a scalie? Well now you can with over 400 champions You'll eventually find someone that you'll want to buy a body pillow of. And leveling your character up enough will unlock Special faction based missions. Very cool. you sir over there. Did you know that raid is free-to-play and available on both mobile and PC?????? Well now you do :) you can even compete in live tournaments to win epic rewards and artifacts. This was my actual reaction to beating the dragon and ice golem tournaments and getting my ranking on the worldwide leader boards: a If you download now using my link in description, you can get a 100K silver, 50 gems 1 energy refill for and a free Champion - the Adjudicator - breaking bad funny. You can claim it here on the home menu I'm contractually obliged to tell you where to redeem it because apparently you're also Mentally brain damaged..... download Raid Shadow Legends today, or I'm gonna break into your house Memes aside, downloading the game with my code helps the channel out a lot and supports me to make content I actually enjoy. I mean if there's over 15 million downloads in the past six months, they're doing something right AD OVER They make them completely impossible to solve. So it makes you think WAIT How do you solve that? Let me install the game to find out? Unfortunately, not everyone's 11. So yeah, it doesn't really work. And then you've got this one He can't open the door to get the gold. He can't free the water so he has to pull the lava on himself. Fail. At least with the first one he had the choice to release the lava. This one is impossible. By the way, does anyone notice how I'm not going after mobile sponsors that could possibly sponsor me in the future?.... So you've got this one with lava water and gold. Bit of the gold gets burnt up. Rip. He releases the lava and then he paused the water on himself and gets the gold. But half of his body has been eviscerated Now I do want to see how realistic these ads are I found a game called hero puzzle on the App Store and I want to download it and see if it holds up to the ads Right, so let's try and find 'Hero Rescue' on the App Store You've got like nine games Hero Rescue Unique Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue Hero Rescue They're all made by different companies, but they have the exact same character on the front. All right, let's play it safe I don't want to get any colonel grade spyware. Let's download the one that's got 10 million downloads I actually don't they got plates a mobile game for like four years easily. Okay, that was pretty easy. This is epic I love gaming. Dude I can watch an ad to get double the amount of coins? Let's watch an ad. I can't skip the ad. I can't leave How long is it? TWENTY TWO SECONDS. JESUS. So when you got a YouTube video, there's like an unskipable 15-second ad it just it feels like about five years. I've gave this game money. Can the unity cookie collect and use your data????? :) No, I don't think I will. And it just plays an ad again, oh my God! Do you want your personal data being collected?!?!?! No? Then we're gonna show you an ad I'm just saying I don't know what these rods are made out of because that larva would burn through that poll. Save her? hehehe We love to respect women on the Pyrocynical channel Another ad? I'm not... Alright, we're done here . We're done. I'm not watching another ad. Back on topic - I really like how Aggressive some of these mobile ads can be. Like I understand for a mobile ad you need something catchy The market is really saturated, but one of them here just says YOU ARE NICE Well, are you? I don't know until you download my game and try. You've got this one as well - a supermarket Tycoon game. the pro with two O's (I'm guessing preauoux) and the Boomer with this tiny little Tesco. One game in general. I've noticed really milk those pin puzzles is Homescapes. You've seen the ads, right? where he gets killed by lava floating on top of water despite minecraft teaching us - that that is not how larva works. [reminder that kanye followed pyro on twitter before he got suspended] I'm kind of confused which one to download here. You've got "garden scapes" and then you've got Homescapes. It's genius though because you just have so many duplicates like "home memories", "wild scapes", "my home design dream" Let's look at the reviews "You will not get what you saw from the ads but this is indeed a very addicting game. Three stars." Right, so he gives it three stars despite the fact it doesn't have what's advertised? Okay, I like this I'm gonna be honest with you guys if I open this up and I'm not a funny old man walking down a hedge with lava chasing me I'm gonna be very angry Why is the privacy policy? Let's have a read WhOoAaAhHHhHH No. Sign in with Facebook? Haha. Funny. What's wrong with your house bro? Your shoes raggedy. - Mom dad I'm home. Apparently they aren't. What do you mean Mom and dad? You look about 55. Oh my god, it's a match-three a game. Are you serious? I fell, I've been baited again. This is literally Lily's Garden. It's another match three game. What entertaining content. Look how much fun I'm having If I was 65 and over I'd be having the time of my life right now I got a gold star and 50 coins. I'm sure that has no monetary value in the real world So you do a funny match three game and then you replace the carpet. Aw, it was kind of cool You can actually choose what color carpet you want. My mom would be thrilled. Oh my god. No, the parents are alive Oh my his hairline is even worse than his Hahaha, what's my name? Is Casper the Ghost living here? This place dusty as hell. objective: clean the room, oh, maybe I get like a vacuum cleaner Yep, I think I think we're done. I think we're done with this - Everything looked like a Spyro map on that PlayStation 1 I can't play this game You've also got some mobile games that just have really really poor taste. Wait a minute Billions of people are in quarantine at the minute Why don't we release a game when you infect other people with an illness before you drop dead? So yeah, you can just see the mobile game here. It's in really poor taste you run around infecting people I love how in post they added a bunch of people screaming in panic, by the way Like, I get it - Plague inc was a thing That's now been banned in China, but Plague Inc came out years ago This game I think it came out in April The game is literally called crowd bomber(jacket not like a terrorist you guys). you really are trying to hit every single bad thing Your game could be interpreted for this game is actually pretty low as well. it's only got three stars - Absolutely horrible played the game for two minutes and saw five ads that's not counting the ad bubble that sits in the middle of the screen and blocks off my vision so that the main criticism here seems to be that there's a lot of ads. I mean, it's a freemium game It can't be that bad that the joke is it's gonna be bad. Oh my god. What is this? Your privacy is very important when it opens up with "your privacy is important" They care the least about your privacy. I guess I just sold my soul to play this . [kero kero bonito] Nice, so I infected one guy and he died. This game actually really sucks. Not just because of the topic and THERE'S AN AD. YEAH. Okay. Alright. We're done, quit and uninstall youuuuuuuuuuuu buhbye Also last but not least you have my favorite kind of ad: the budget production ad These are the ones that were probably recorded and edited in about 15 minutes give or take. You've got this one here. That is just the equivalent of audible nausea. Woman steals man's phone. Tries to access it. - No, no, no. No. No. Just Joe Swanson from Family Guy saying no No, no, no, no, no You know, I think the same production company that made that ad made the ads that stole clips of me That's my fact of the day hbomberguy in pyrocynical video based?? You had this one here where they literally just swapped the colors of Patrick and SpongeBob and that is it Apparently that is enough to make it royalty-free You swap the color palette around not over the character design. - find out my Instagram still cuz..... You got this one as well. I didn't really think it was that bad of an ad. fairly inoffensive till- The guy starts using like animals and hamsters as reaction images Apparently we are in the year 2009 overthrow the government This one's a personal favorite as well: you have to be actually NICE clinically VERY COOL to fail this the last ones obviously a bit It's parody, but could you tell??? I mean you could probably tell... bomber harris i'll do it again Anyways, thank you for watching bros. I really appreciate it. Gosh bless. Be sure to buy my merch - link in the description it's very epic and a hundred percent unethically made Love you all No, no no no no What the fuck hey coach Angus
