My Brother My Brother And Me TV Show All Season 1 Bonuses

hey brothers i'm i literally can't you guys i we do this at home and you're not i can't with you you guys can't look at me while i'm reading it okay i can't where should we look that's fine that's good hey brothers i'm starting college this fall and i just met up with my roommate to discuss what we're bringing to the dorm room when the topic of personal items came up she said she has a small collection of haunted artifacts she wants to bring i really don't want to spin the next i still fucked it up i really don't want to spin the next blooper reel let me finish it i really don't want to spend the next year school year blooper number two stacking up the reel episode one good afternoon very good question libby that we do not off the top of our heads know the answer to but i'm sure that there's somebody in huntington who does now we just have to find them and take them out to a nice meal and ask them about your question and then finish them finish their desserts because they won't be able to eat the whole thing because the meal will be so nice so nice it was such a good time and with a car no that's not it okay um if go surreal how come when i prayed to them to help me win the big basketball game none of them were there well because you had to do the big basketball game on your own and they were able to help you on all the small basketball games because oh i saw them on the bleachers don't get it twisted but they can't help with the big one because they have very specific rules also you specifically prayed to michael jordan's ghost who's not he's not one of them all the other ghosts wanted to help you but they were like i should have waited until 2024 august 13th at 3 31 pm when michael jordan will die oh no okay having fun on the television that's not fun that's not a threat eager if you're watching mj this is i don't do it but avoid hang gliders you're so old by then griffin are ghosts real i was about to get a drink of water can i do that why don't i do this why don't i do like a punctuation like okay one time i did have a sexual experience with a ghoul and when it takes a drink of water it gives me time to think about what my sexual ghoul experience was it's a ghoul a ghost that's another great question that we need to get to the bottom of there's so much cause i definitely had a sexual ghoul experience and i'm still trying to get to the bottom of it like that ghoul got to the bottom of me we are brothers and we're experts and we're coming for your problems and we're going to kick your problems ass all together so watch out problems hey problems acting like you're big shit we got your number problems here we going so let's get started with the show that we came up with outside here we go with our first segment of the show star wipe i tell you what here's the thing i remember being in college and having a dorm room and you want to have that thing i had a leg lamp from the copyright and holiday classic holiday story no holiday tale boy in his gun and persnickety dad terror furnace turkey anticipation turkey dogs and i remember watching disappointment code ring challenge you were watching frozen tongue so i was watching frozen tongue flagpole man and uh so i had the leg lamp in my window in college so people would come by and be like hey and that's happened people counted and went up to my floor and like that was my thing that was my ear and you'd have sex with them well the very least i'd found online that was the code thank you it was a weird setup but it's how it works so you could use your dog in a similar fashion perhaps not to the same end my brother has proposed sure jonathan's gonna be out of convention for the next 10 minutes did you know that if you have guests in your door the college doesn't give you straight a's that's true that's true that's the first true thing we've said so far go other things ghosts can do for you they can help you fake vape tricks tears are streaming down justin's face [Laughter] this is the first thing they're seeing of the show it's been a long day justin justin's made us do this great prank hey has anybody seen where justin went to hey can you ask uh what's up wow you fucking are crazy for this one dog can you ask my favorites what are your favorites this is the enemy joke okay okay okay when we're in the emmys yeah okay what your favorite what sandwich okay three two one and hey is anybody what's justin's favorite sandwich ghost beef okay freaking how to kill all the ghosts we don't we don't need to kill that we can catch and release peacefully and let the ghosts out in a ghost safe area gotta catch and eat all the ghosts that's right i want to eat all the ghosts i don't want to eat the ghost girl and i want to either be their friend or be unbothered by it coming up in the next segment pac-man let's do it why great years there you have it you were present for the moment when our father became senile that's a heartbreaker and it's not easy for us to take in here we are you're with us and we're going to just live in this moment can i have my yogurt now yeah someone get him some fucking raisins i love raisins he does love raisins certainly certainly we've star white by now i have to imagine there's made this star white happening right now that's the first that could be ghostbusters going down the street right now we actually legally can't say the name of the show ghostbusters on our tv show so any other sort of like ghoul smashers is the popular one spooky spooky comedian friends that's not actually one that we've used a lot when huntington is literally destroyed by ghosts you don't want the defining image of your time as mayor to be an unsigned permit what i'm saying is you don't want that to be the defining image of of your term what you want is um huntington to be destroyed by ghosts but then you have a picture of yourself deciding that it's like did my bed look they put the statue of us just to kind of welcome us in did it though that's a good that's a good bit you don't have to call everything a bit they're fucking al capone tell us when because i'm i'm on a low carb diet this is going to blast me out of ketosis i'm going to feel this in the morning nobody's ever actually eaten a bite of food on television before chewed it up and swallowed it they have spit bucket giant up has his own spit bucket he brings it everywhere he goes we're not gonna do that because we're real boys in our real hometown i'm gonna really eat this spaghetti and turn into comedy energy don't you fucking cut that camera until the spaghetti's inside of us three two i'm losing spaghetti time lost the spaghetti oh shhh be quiet chew do you guys think johnny depp's spit bucket into snake skim don't cut [Music] hey sorry to interrupt um i just wanted to say i realize me having a tv show is probably the most relevant i will ever be and so i have this big list of tv show ideas that i've had like my whole life and i figure this is like the best opportunity to float those out there and just see what comes of it so this segment by the way they told me they have to call it something um and so i'm thinking uh uh pitcher in the guy here we go uh so first idea it's copters and this is a show about a bunch of really sexy cops and when they eat spicy food they transform into literal helicopters it's going to be a bunch like shondaland style romance happening between these uh helicopters and i i don't know if the sex scenes will be when they're in their flesh bodies or their helicopter bodies we'll figure that out in post we'll see gi yet another idea supreme love and the idea for that is like the supreme court they have lifetime appointments so almost certainly there's some sexual tension that develops there and i want to explore that here's the tagline here's a dissenting opinion these hard-bodied justices are hungry for love and ready for pound town which is probably disrespectful of the office well again we're it's not we're not aiming for perfection here and pitcher and the guy um another idea is hocus scotus and i'll be honest i kind of went on a big supreme court run here but what if all the justices could do magic but also they were still very sexy i guess i just kind of want the supreme court justices to make love that's my own thing that i'm working through here's a tv pitch called cheers knights and this is going to be sort of the edgier more dangerous cheers i've never seen cheers but i think that might just be because it's a boring television show without a lot of danger and sex in it so cheers knights we're gonna get that ball rolling uh here's an idea though called shark tank origins and this is kind of like um i'm gonna turn back time for all the shark tank people and show them like how they got to be who they are in a high school setting um and it's gonna probably a lot of uh sexual attention um also it's gonna be an anime and i don't know how to make that or how to get in touch with people that make that but um mark cuban anime would be i would pay there's no amount i wouldn't pay for that this is this is these are all solid gold shonda get at me other tv show creators get at me i'm making a tv show so i probably should learn some more other than shonda um because this is solid gold and you're leaving it on the table hi i'm griffin mcelroy or as you may know me in hollywood the sequalizer i'm here to float some pitches for some sequel ideas for movies that i think have a lot of hollywood promise gonna bring home a lot of uh i almost said tony's these movies are gonna be so good we're gonna win tony's forum anyway here comes some sequels jurassic park is very very hot right now but what if all the dinosaurs went extinct again so this is my idea for a movie jurassic jurassic world two where'd they go here's an idea for uh a sequel to patch adams called son of patch adams and it's about a doctor that um realizes that actually medicine is like way more important than jokes uh i have an idea for a sequel to harry and the hendersons and it's called uh harry and the hendersons we told you to leave but you keep the the monster keeps coming back it's a really it's a short movie and it's mostly john lithgow yelling here's an idea though for a movie called you've got mail and it's a modern day sequel to you've got mail only uh using all of the old graphics they used and you've got mail to refer to the internet uh so this is mostly just going to be a movie that embarrasses tom hanks and meg ryan for using like netscape navigator here's an idea for a movie called breakfast club 2. only it's not called that it's just called the lunch squad and it's just the same people they're the same people when they got older so it's time for the angels in the outfield series to get its comeuppance in the form of a hot new sequel this time it's about um larping live action role players and angels i guess help them fight each other with foam swords um the crazy thing about this one is joseph gordon-levitt's in it and he plays every role [Music] sorry to interrupt i just want you to know that i was joking earlier but i do have a lot of really great ideas for inventions that i can't wait to manifest in the world someday ideas like savory dinner cereal like breakfast cereal but with a different flavor profile than the one you're probably used to the movie shrek but live action sorry is sorry it's not a good look to laugh a true and joke yeah if you're if you're laughing just at least okay the movie shrek but live action skinny jinko jeans i wrote down the pasta pal and i don't know what that one is but it's a super good name for an invention a website that sells other websites uh ice cream for dogs uh and then i have makeup for dogs really a lot of just stuff for dogs fashion forward wrist watches for dogs oh here's one a mall where every store is hot topics alcoholic snapple i'll try that one again alcoholic snapple um a safe space for buff dads matchbox 21 the machine urkel used in family matters to transform into steve arkell only real [Laughter] uh oh yeah custom will smith albums where he sings your name in every song those are just some of my really good ideas and if you know how to turn them real fucking don't because they're my ideas [Music] hey everybody it's called cole opening we gotta do it before the theme song starts let's get that roll that beautiful bean footage hey everybody we're doing the cold open so uh let's get to the theme song and start doing the show this is the cold open and we only have a couple seconds johnson come on jesse justin justin jesse justin justin justin justin justin justin justin justin justin come on justin don't be afraid of the cameras here's the show hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother mean advice show for the modern era i'm your oldest brother justin mcelroy i'm your middlest brother travis macron i'm your sweet baby brother griffin mcelroy episode two we made a whole episode of tv yeah how many episodes of tv have you made oh wait you're kelsey grammer you've made quite a few episodes mr grandma thank you so much thank you so much it's an honor it means the world to me thank you for subscribing and supporting cso and i hope you do finally get your dream project off the air cheers to frasier three they combined what it's a kind of uh yeah it's a conceptual project that he's been working on uh uh and it's a talk show which a lot of people wouldn't see coming griffin whenever you're ready no rush it's just your future hello thank you for greeting with me yes fuck it's fine you're doing great hello thank you for greeting with me today for the invention i've come with hello thank you for being with me today if you mention how i come with you today it is a gun for spaghetti fire spaghetti it makes less of an invention and more of a belief that second amendment should apply to literally everything patriotism is very big right now very in i have another idea because that one i don't know about okay let me hit you with this one dog drugs now these are drugs that dogs can take like prescription drugs because that exists no my friend party drugs party drugs for dog parties whenever dogs want to get lit okay which as we all know is always as always i need 300 million dollars for dog drugs let's discuss it seems reasonable we still have no money we don't have any money we just nod and wait for him to leave the room okay we'll get back to you let me hit you with another invention idea and you're going to love this one or my name's not griffin blockbuster video 2 the sequel to blockbuster video i miss going in there and getting my tapes we all do blockbuster video two you go in it'll be better somehow but the basic idea is you go in and you get all your tapes but okay but so it's blockbuster again you're just reopening to the sequel okay and then the employees when they're not working at blockbuster video two have to go and smash in red box machines with baseball bats that's great that's aggressive competition and that's very on trend i have written down here a new cool toilet with like flames on the side what are you talking about hey it's a good stuff trainee seat so my invention is the new cool toilet with flames on the sides fuck yeah trade me seeds hey guys this is not your dad's toilet your dad has a special toilet because of his delicate condition um pornography for birds disgusting next i'd like to spend a little bit more time exploring pornography for burns please that makes one-third of the table that wants to continue to talk about pornography for birds let's move on i imagine birdseed will be at a component in more or less every scene how about another invention where are we going to find birds they'll get nasty and buck wild enough to satisfy every swash of the bird palette i guess the problem i'm having here okay is it birds is it humans in bird costumes yes yes yes yes this is very sexy okay and if you're not seeing that i i think that you may be on the wrong no listen i can see it i'm trying to pardon the pun nail it down okay how are we gonna get this pornography in the birds talons you're asking i'm glad you've asked my next official is computers for birds it's sort of the whole internet of birds phenomenon that we're hearing a lot about at the top you basically want to build a sub-society for birds the apex nasty birds okay nasty birds the apex of which will be bird pornography that's the highest and best to use for your birds absolutely and i hate to spoil it but the next two inventions are basically just like bird dildos okay um bird lights i want to talk about bird lube now our first question uh is right here in my hands and i'm going to read it as an act of desperation yeah yeah just hold it hold the chick i got it [Applause] i feel like i might look like a big asshole and this bit was really funny back home but i don't think i want tommy to see me like this what i'm wondering if i could be excused from the rest of the episode you don't want to see you looking like the ringleader of a pornography circus and also the hype man for a 90s hip-hop group a failed knight a lot of sort of conflicting stylistic opinions you look like the saint peter that meets fashion trends in hell but good luck today i think it's gonna go real good you look like a magician you can't who doesn't realize why you can't get children's party's jobs here's my argument i've done a lot of good jokes this episode can i please be excused contractually no unfortunately yeah travis and i don't work without you this is going to suck i mean you could have shaved this shitty stubble goes with the bad outfit it came with it yeah i feel like i might look like a homeless led sign salesman you look like a pizza sign dancer from a dystopian future where we have led signs but not any clothes you look like a character from a dr seuss novel that he decided to like just discard and throw away he's like no no at a shitty steampunk gadzooks you look like an undertaker for clowns we're having a lot of fun here today but i really don't want to go in there dressed like this you should always go into an interview with the attitude that like i don't need this and then you should say that you should say out loud like fuck your job well i wouldn't say fuck your job they might take that the wrong way because to them they don't want to fuck the joke what about this i don't need this shit i don't need this shit it's a good thing to say as you quit but maybe that is your beginning of the year you should start with i do need this shit but not very bad that's good okay that's like a hungry but like a tempered i need this shit a little bit i need this shit somewhat i somewhat need this shit if that's cool with you whatever i don't care fuck this job well i would say again no spirals i spiraled i'm very nervous i don't want tommy and i have a very good relationship that is built upon the foundation of us not talking about what a bad job i did when i worked for him and we're about to portray sort of the only rule of our relationships yeah you have been uncomfortable with this episode conceit from inception yeah and certainly uh and this hasn't fucking helped it hasn't no it has not it's unhelped josh from little rock i've debased myself for you to see if this is the way that you pat out resumes properly if i get this job i feel like josh from little rock could literally get any job on the world anybody could get any job let's take that one step further if we get this job it's yours josh you can come down to huntington you can start try data today if we get this job so then we've like helped him out a lot we've completely taken the onus of interviewing and resume padding off of his plate we got the job for him hey how's your hollywood big time show going well it's great our upstairs neighbors are vacuuming local local boys made good and then we fucking swept on them constantly on the rag 24 hours a day the sweeping the talking the room in the budget to give them a roomba this is rude normally i wouldn't do this but but for the best just for the bit it's also like 11 30 a.m have they not started working go is that good that was not come on i've never done this before is that good channel it okay hey come on i'm making tv oh they're talking back i'm making tv they're talking they're gonna know it's me they're gonna be so mad we'll blame it on jd jd make me do this no say you are jd this is jd doing this wait we need someone lower on the totem pole when we can afford to wait say it's greg hey it's greg it's greg doris find me on just twitter want to say and i should have said it yesterday i thought you did a really good job sweeping i don't fucking need that from you hi this is i i'm an oldest brother i brought you into this world i'll take you out you did what i did i mean i didn't smother you in your crib oh so thanks thanks appreciated man that'd be some bad seat shit though wouldn't it yeah yeah i would say killing a baby would be totally bad welcome stephen king you can have that one for free we're we're we're at our we're in our studio in the old rights building in huntington west virginia we have people upstairs that are just like sweeping forever they've stopped now okay guys we got about 15 seconds let's make some fucking tv somebody said something funny justin this is your resume from over a decade ago yeah oh well oh gosh look once somehow my uh i guess the producers found this out and added it my my associated press awards got on here somehow you guys [Laughter] wait i need to get the angle just right or it'll tear perfect jobs line jeff at olive garden blur this out can't have the name olive garden on the show cashier at blockbuster no the first time toys r us blockbuster the second defeated second time above babbages borders now these are just these they're just the locations no job titles oh i see cashier cashier all of these at all you've had so many bad jobs a district manager at borders blockbuster or babbages those are just the ones that are no longer going concerning sure so i figured myself a little promo i like this guitar and just in case that wasn't clear straight up i did start to get a little a little high from the marker yeah because it does look like a dignity it doesn't look like four balls at this point i started to get i had multiple crew members come by and like comment like wow that's really strong and the thing that fuck with me is i wasn't noticing it at that point anymore this looks like a dick and someone put a rubber band around the testicles all right does it say artist anywhere on here no go fuck well we haven't made it all the way yet 30 13 13 chords okay on guitar i actually thought that said b hoards in parentheses here's where i forgot to have a job up there this is hard to edit yeah one thing that is a problem with this i was a paper boy so you've written oh i i thought this was at news and this was like it's a new again the marker was pretty really fucking up this was this is smart this is kind of a smart thing i did now this is okay i see you blanked it out yeah i wrote my whole phone number and then i sorry i forgot for tv i can read it off from back here if you want and then i i worried that it would be so long at this point they would for jesus who had written it so i didn't finish go ahead and finish my whole name there and i did at this point i did kind of get a little sleepy from the marker so i did kind of a little just a little bit is this the rest of it and then i blacked out let's talk pros and cons of this one yeah bro well let's start with it's pro it's going to occupy just a lot of space in his office and i yeah i do want to point out another con here justin he works for a document scanning company to limit paperwork i am gonna one thing i am gonna insist on i need it to stay yeah it's gotta stay on his desk because if this makes it to the floor can i help it's definitely trash let me help this has got to be good for the sound guy sorry steve hope this is your ass you're standing on your own fucking resume okay sorry sorry i have a bit too but now i don't have room for it um tv magic what's the problem with resumes everything now are you guys good to watch this whole thing because once it starts rolling it's going to take like six minutes all right let's kick off the high-tech resume of the future fuck here we go here we go why my props are all broken hold on here we go oh i got it i got it i got it fuck me come on come on baby i think you just deleted i'm after diagnosis i gotta take it back to the lab so mr mcelroy um this is it seems flashy i'm just not understanding um what exactly i'm supposed to be seeing here so fucking infuriating what did you do now what was that exit hmm and it flashed it flashed now that did flash it was a great effect young man i yeah he was so fucking mad right now you brought that in just to kind of strobe it at me can we get seth up here to see if he knows how to fix it i don't know a seth cause he was playing it earlier applying for the same job or [Music] i'm worried we won't be able to use our theme song because on the podcast it's like not a big deal because it's it's a podcast and there's no rules for podcasts but tv has no attention um i think we do our own theme song just as a backup to be safe okay i tell you what i'm worried about i know i just pitched this idea literally four seconds ago but i've got a big concern about it and that is that i'm afraid if i start playing the chord progression that belongs to another song all of a sudden we're living on a prayer and then we're living without money because jon bon jovi is very litigious yeah boncho is it will come hard well then play just play a chord progression no human being has ever played before and justin you write lyrics on the fly sort of about the song and travis you do the rap interlude i'll do the wrap the wrap break [Music] yeah this is all new no one's done this progression before you're supposed to be singing i thought this just felt like an intro to me all right this is the intro bridge i'm going to play two chords and then we're going okay uh-huh it's a new chord that's it [Music] it's a k do you remember when john lennon was trying to write lyrics and paul mcgrath he's like that's an a a like that's very hard to do here we go i need to be in a certain mindset i want to interrupt your rap i'll tell you what the problem is i'm also not playing at a good tempo okay so another problem it's very much a dirt dryer this is going to be the time signatures going to be five yes two let me start that again okay but i think this is i don't like everything nobody's ever done this chord progression before which is just like the song is fucking melting as it goes okay [Music] let me start it in a different way intro is freaking you out no intro just like i'm gonna go three just jump right in five count down for five because again this time signature is five got it five four three two one [Music] advice on this show you know three brothers got to go with you to the answer place there's a place where all your answers wait they'll guide you three i ran out of breath i'm out of frets rap break advice it's nice and then get some ice i got nothing you had that whole i was so distracted your song was so good it was really good i was thinking about your song all right let's do the exact same just take it from the top that felt real good just take it from the top we'll do it exactly five and a four and give me some more [Music] my name is travis and i'm here to say i love giving advice in a major way that's from the fruity pebbles [Music] hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother me an advice show for the majin era i'm your oldest brother oh my god justin the kid mcelroy time your villain's brother travis mcroy i'm your sweet baby brother griffin mcelroy i feel like you took it all you didn't leave any for us you're not leaving any acting for us justin you're using up all the acting whoops i ate the whole pie no this you guys are supposed to cheer and yell norm whenever justin says anything like that if he does the pose it's clearly my guest race we'll try it one more time i will fire anybody who doesn't play along here this is important hold on before you do it yeah is it a metaphorical buy or a literal pie that you ate did you say it's a medical foreign prescription pie okay i ate i ated the prescription pie whoops i ate the whole pie [Applause] i am petrified of spiders i have a very scared i'm a spider what hold on break me off a bit of that science fact again it just seems like a lot of times if somebody assumes something is something it's a very science thing to be like actually it's not that you know how people are like i love the vegetable tomato and there's always got to be one yeah you know there's always got to be one technically it's a fruit so i felt like maybe it's not maybe a tarantula is not technically a spider so what is it it's an it's an art it's an arthropod an arthropod or a weird bird i'm not a weird bird i'm not like a science guy but folks spay and neuter your ranchos please god please please please please i don't even know if that's a thing you can do do you even know if they're endangered what if they're endangered you don't want to if you're in danger you wouldn't be able to have a rancho as a pet sorry you wouldn't be able to have rancho as pet i hope yeah that works that tracks because i'm racially you can't go to the store and buy a bald eagle can you sorry when you just said the words what if rancho is endangered i quickly looked around the set to make sure we don't have any confetti cannons that i could fire off in jubilation also just to be super duper triple double safe and also because the legally legally our lawyer the lawyers of the show told us we had to we have an onset medic it's my wife sydney hi sydney are you prepared you're dual wielding epipens in case two of us get got at the same time at the same time there are three of us i just okay yeah what's the plan i want you listen real quick before we start don't live your life alone if something happens to me here i want you to find somebody new and be happy make a new life for yourself if something happens to me i do want you to live your life alone though do you ever just sort of look at your horde here and just yell and yell and yell no i was in grad school and i started doing bug programs for a living and one of my students said hey you want a spider and i'm like cool because he couldn't take it home for he had it in his dorm and he couldn't take it for summer if his mom no his mom wouldn't let him take it home okay and so he gave me one of these rose tarantulas like this one and uh her science name is grandma stolla kala so i called her grandma rose oh that's nice i had her for about eight years and she walked on over ten thousand people's hands in her life wow and never bit i never even tried to bite anybody out of 10 000. well i didn't count but it was an estimate close and i would have her here and in her juice introduce her to you but she died in a car accident i don't know and she was the only one that died at one of my instructors got smashed in a car accident that's actually very sad it was it was really sad and all the bugs were scattered around the road and i went out collecting all the bugs from the road after the car there may be worse cars to hit than that one but i can't for the life of me think of one when i was boy you know as jarring as it is to get into a car accident so it's always a real shake up moment pachymachi when it's filled with tarantulas huh or i can make it go skittery and sometimes they jump because if you live in trees you got to be able to go from branch and so sometimes [Laughter] i'm more upset about the yeah the yellow oh my god come on cool and luke oh it just doesn't freak me out that bad she's put she has her butt on me now though oh she like later but she's like oh a human i know what you guys are into go for it okay get that nasty web oh god pull my where and eight nine times that's ten seconds itching for it griffin pull my web all right give me what i crave if i were to get hired by a different show and they wanted to scare people with spiders not teach people about spiders right then they might want to have you know mood moody lighting and creepy music and the spiders creeping across the table towards wherever somebody's scared and so you go to the set and the director says whatever they say lights action that's science quiet on this question are you ready to set off the prank prep action spider doesn't do shit nah that's why it's not doing anything and that is not creepy and then and then and then the director gets mad and so you get a straw and you just punch right into like a juice box and drink it up mark your website is bugs.org bgs.org website website website [Applause] that's the whole reason i want to get you down here 20th years what other dot coms you got my guy well we've got uh what do you guys think bugs.com i think is a uh i don't know the proper term a little person exterminator okay you're gonna have to pay for the street to be cleaned afterwards what if what if justin just took care of that for us yeah because we make sure that it's done properly okay you'll have to pay for that you'll have to pay for the police just to bribe so they look the other way sometimes you guys are so clueless travis you were the only one i ever spanked i don't think i ever wait what what the fuck i got spanked you did that better not fucking be true got it how do i remember you don't like that should be a very hard memory have you been having your gig [Music] hi daddy hello offspring you're looking very vital today thank you i feel alive i feel like my aura is very positive we have an urgent mission that we're trying to reach out to some teens and try to get through to teens now obviously you would have if it's possible less idea than us of how to do that today but using the transitive property you don't know anything about teenagers okay so we that's our baseline only one person here has lived through having to deal with three teenagers namely these three how'd you get through to teens how did you get through today when we were teens though well you were all three very very different boys good boys very good boys good boys different good ways you number one boy uh you all three had different challenges when you were teenagers two beautiful two physical challenges too good at athletics we're on double deer a lot there a lot of doubled there the the beauty of justin as a teenager was i just his body the challenges of you was getting you away from that damn tv getting you away from the boob tube you can't begrudge justin watching too much tv back in the 90s because that was the only time when new episodes of friends were coming out and travis you were the bad boy uh-oh i'm sorry you were the one you were the middle child and you had needs um all the attention darkness all of all of the gifts unspeakable thirst uh you came along and changed justin's life by being born on his birthday that shattered your brother i broke him and then griffin came along and first of all pros and cons pro my own discreet birthday you had your own separate birthday people love that about me uh you came down and listen he was like a shaft of light from heaven he he came down with his head full of golden curls he didn't have if he looked the faintest bit ill like if he got winded on the stairs it was you're too sick to go to school there was a time where i thought griffin secretly had whatever the kid in secret garden has where he's like he can't go outside because you'd be like no not how we made groups i thought he had like glass bones disease and he would and he couldn't be outside or be shattered we had to no joke justin and i staged an intervention for a lot of experience you guys about how like your baby and gryffindor baby and girlfriend you're still baby and griffin but here he is yeah with his weak glass bones are you okay do you need you need something to drink i could use some appy slices actually if you wouldn't mind and a little peanut butter to dip them in fucking of course i want peanut butter clant okay can we go back and talk about my dark hunger daddy loves you i can remember when you were teenagers you know the the dinner table was a constant bloody struggle of funny goofs and uh guffaws i just want to say when you said bloody struggle you were um speaking poetically none of my blood has ever come out of me no we wouldn't watch that no it's something i'm very not for you yeah but back then we didn't know how to make jokes so it's just like elf quote hey can i eat that cat that was one of your favorites i did i remember i did do a good pretty good ball from night court yeah i remember trotting that one out yeah it was inspiring though it was like when you watch the home videos of us sitting in front of alf rewinding writing it down pausing practice and then we'd do it for you and you would look up from the from the pork chop you were eating and you just look up up at us and you go huh back down yeah and then we that night we just all debrief like what what what's it gonna take we only uh memorized the a plots of alf and then dad would be like there's no texture you remember the time that i paid rick moranis to come and dress up as me and take my seat at the dinner table and even that like that i don't think he knows you had a very dry reception i didn't know yeah well we had hot dogs that night remember it fell on the bottom it was really good he never calls he didn't even call him he doesn't it's not a not a damn word he's there for the weddings though though yeah he's not because he's a good dude he didn't bring anything gift no gifts no yeah no gift and he did an rsvp papa yes i want you to think long and hard before you answer this okay is this very tough is it a very tough question sure yeah which of the three of us would you say was the hardest one you get three travis was an artist okay that's real funny i wasn't a bad kid don't paint like i was a bad i was not a bad kid you were always off on different tangents you you tried everything and let's let's face it you did last an entire year as a wrestler in middle school that's insane i was bad at that well that's because you wouldn't let me quit no matter how hard i no because we fail in this family but we don't quit can i tell you something hey i'm gonna tell you don't that's untrue yeah i couldn't i quit wrestling and you were like macaroons don't quit and i was like 12 and i was like okay dad and i went back and did it i'm 32 now mcroy's quick shit we quit right i quit shit all i've seen you quit shit in my life so i think i've answered your question to get through to teens you lie we create these great big farcical things you lie like hell and that's how you get through to teens [Music] i am so exhausted coming with new cold opens for each episode me too if we choreograph one that we can reuse okay that's a little thing i picked up from my good friend and tv personality kelsey grammers yeah like how they started every episode of frasier the same way yeah we could just redo one of those classic frasier openings okay so i'll be i'll be i'll be uh sophisticated i'll be unsophisticated dad okay i'll be uh young wormy brother okay i'll be british nanny okay perfect well so we're not gonna have a frasier in this the audience is frasier oh come here son my chair broke have you seen my dog those are the only two things i know about the uh grumpy the the unso sophisticated down on frasier my invisible wife makes me so unhappy i wish i could get with british nanny curse you invisible wife the claiming's done that was just the way you hear the fraser theme song it's copyrighted today most stylish we talk for people who didn't watch frasier we sure do talk about that of non-fraser watchers we gotta be the top one percent of talking about frasier sure of non-fraser viewers it's just what i hope this show will be which is to say they'll let us do like 400 episodes of it a friend they just forgot to stop frasier it's still running it's still out there find it if you know where to look it's a private pirate broadcast deep web frasier i traded six pounds of cocaine for a new episode of fraser on the internet oh thanks now we can get started okay remember the rhyme griffin one loop two loops how do you do three loops four loops tie your shoes belts are the shoelaces of your pants tie it off before how many holes deep do you think i should go this time how many are you right now right now i'm at four take it to five i've never taken it take it to five griffin this is for this episode that doesn't even cut himself oh no i'm going to be so funny knowing how much abdominal discomfort you're in so careful if you lower it to follow fucking no i will know if you lower it to four i'll know all right i think maybe take it to three maybe go super loose oh let's get out of here let's try that like oh god it's too it's too firm i can't um set medic we need the medic all right there's four i'm not taking the three three should i just do two just no don't go crazy that's not going crazy i don't know what's up those pants can fall at any moment that adds a little bit of energy i know we're having a lot of fun here making chokes i feel fucking amazing check out matthew panzcona hey over there just kept letting it hang so just catching some sun and the good vibes just letting the vibes come right in your pants wherever they please all right boys i got some bad news uh-oh we're a few episodes deep now i just got these in the fcc demerits we've gotten from the federal communications company they work on a demerit system yeah and they simp they hand wrote them on this notebook anyway this is real and i'm just going to read some of them off travis first note here fewer borat impressions i can't promise that i have to make my wife laugh all right so i'll just go ahead and scroll that's uh justin yeah fewer free advertisements for arby's that's fine that's fine i i can absolutely do that until my lunch break comes and then i'm all about that good made food hey did you guys this is unrelated i want to talk to you about something related well before the cameras start okay do you guys hear the big montana is just 2.99 now what that's a good idea giving it away um better cold opens it says that's a little judgy yeah i don't know if they had purview over quality that's it that's it okay that's fine here's the thing oh one more thing it says oh another one here says uh jd should call cut much much sooner than is because he has been yeah i agree with that in the wind yeah that's a weird one but it's a whisper brothers amen hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother main advice show for the modern era i'm your host brother justin mcelroy i'm your middles brother travis mcroy are you a sweet baby brother griffin mack folks we're back again and the reviews are in here hello everybody and welcome to my brother my brother and me an advice show for the modern era i'm your oldest brother justin mcelroy i'm your middlest brother travis mcelroy i'm your sweet baby brother griffin mcroy i may have said bazinga when i did my robot thing it did they're the reviews are in and up until this point we had a hit on our hands after this point i don't know but right now it's looking very very i just felt our rotten tomatoes score plummet about 12 unfortunately yikes down to 88. down to 88 from 100 favorable across the board it was 100 favorable 12 has american values harry knowles was very excited he thought he'd finally be able to shut down the website because he was like i found the perfect thing now i can sleep this is cool this is cool this is cool this is what is cool oh wait i'm just what's that there's a huh an aunt just caught traps this year it's i'm just hearing oh that the house of representatives just voted on our show what whoa uh yeah three quarters yeah three quarters they voted that it's great and what is three quarters of the total number of uh members of the house of representatives that we have or you know what if you could just say the full number of the members of the like how many members are in the house representative yeah we can do the math um so graham and i'm so glad you guys maybe it was the senate it was the senate sorry i'm getting a correction just now it's the senate okay uh the galactic senate voted okay three high lords three yeah oh what's that all of them all of them griffin is the answer they all agreed across the aisle they went and everybody agreed the show is great so they have an aisle for three of them that must be very awkward for proceeding time i've got a review i've got a review too this was actually a note that i wrote as a joke for an earlier episode um but i think it applies here and maybe we should like hang this up as sort of like our um like motto just like whenever in times of trouble whenever we because it is in and of itself kind of a review time capsule for for us from me from the past and it just says this bit was a mistake oh so you could just refer back to that one so we can just keep maybe let's hang it and then like an arrow can kind of flash to it kind of second guess us no this should be good while griffin's doing that i'm going to share with you all the questions we have this week uh we got hundreds of questions from a lot of our listeners and we picked a few that we think we could really help and and change some lives so uh here's this one hi hi students i'm mrs courtney my name is my name is courtney courtney my name is mr courtney it could be mr ms we don't know okay my name my name is i am courtney i am courtney i am the teacher named courtney kids respect that kind of like declarative like courtney get the fuck off the holes get up on the desks um throw to reach into your book tear out all the pages you disagree with that's one of the lessons that's one of the get rid of the glossary you're going to explore these poems by using your heart tear out the bad ones burn the bad pokes burn the bad poems i'm pretty sure you did society they don't burn the books burn the bad poems that you hate burn the boring books burn the science books there is only art there is only only art no science no math only man burn the bibles there's no god there's only poetry that's what he said 30 minutes of robin williams tossing bibles into a burning dress it's crazy they burned madame bovary if i remember correctly they brought in werner herzog to direct 30 minutes of dead poet society and just robin williams burning bibles yeah and it's good and there's a weird cut of aladdin where werner herzog came in to do his thing for 30 minutes just genie bernie the bible it's just genie burning the bibles and then you remember that scene in gmo where he burns shopping in germany and the bible together has monkeys who look on your horror yeah don't you you know my favorite rob williams quote is let's burn some bibles i did i love you that's weird so always misquoted always misquoted what a team's like what are teens into though let's help justin i'll give you a knee no don't give me a knee i need a definite boost go go go go go go go okay we got justin up girlfriend i'll lift you up i'll just stand on the ground no i'll help you out you ready i know now we're gonna jump you ready one two three oh that actually hurt a lot i'm so sorry i thought that would go better i just scraped my fuck at you i was just really up against the wall and it has a mic pack there yeah i'll give you a knee how about that fuck this i'm staying on the fucking ground fuck you is my back okay ass i thought it would go better okay am i all right yeah you look oh look at his background i'm fine oh yeah you have something you're fine you're fine this hurts i have a ouch on my fanny oh look at the catwoman over here i fucking hate you guys this is right here we'll both give you an arm and you're just going to jump up here i'll stand on the ground maybe we can lift him up what doesn't it how does this look on camera pretty cool he's not going to be right the frame's right he's got to be up here god come on you can do it oh you're a parkour okay i'm putting this in my pants front pants pocket okay you got it you got it don't touch me or do once i get up i need you okay we'll spot him yes yes yes yes i got the mic pack in my front pocket i just flip over just grab the mic poc you want to grab the bike okay you did it good good now just turn like normal like we're just sitting just like this yeah just go up here and then we'll just do we'll just do a star wipe into this yeah start with lighting i think my back is broken you're fine star wipe i hope you enjoyed that scene coming up next is a home improvement style transition that i'm going to describe and then our cgi what a works people are going to figure out how to do it later just to bridge us into that next great goof-filled segment so i'm envisioning like a hammer swings up from the bottom of the screen and smashes the glass and it shatters but the new scene isn't underneath it it's still the old scene that's just sort of the prequel to the transition and so the glass shatters and it falls down and then coming from all of the sides of the screen is a a bunch of bees and there's a man in the middle of the screen who's extremely allergic to bees and so the transition bees come and sting the man and he swells up and fills up the whole screen and he pops but he's that's still not the transition yet so the man died from all the bees and his family shows up and they have a funeral for them and the funeral takes 15 minutes and they just drive across the screen very slowly morning and then they get and they drop the casket and then we get a crash zoom on the casket and it pops open and there's the scene so just put all do all that do all that cgi and we're good to go right now it's all happening it's happening right it's all happening right now there goes the bees and the man is the man just died and here comes the funeral and we can fast forward the funeral because we don't want to eat up all your bandwidth okay lowering the casket the the sun is crying so much and then open up the casket ah there it is [Music] i've got this idea for a new logo for microsoft and it goes a little something like this just one second everybody here's the thing about microsoft they don't have that young hot fresh energy and nobody knows what they're up to nowadays my new logo fixes both of those problems so what we have here is a really cool guy and he's wearing sunglasses to keep the sunshine out um so like all of a sudden you look at the slogan you're like i feel like i'm in the sunshine he's he's having a marijuana cigarette and computers so i have a new name for adam sandler and this is something that i think could be very lucrative and his name is bing bong man that's it coldplay i've got a whole list of song names for you to use in all of your new albums orange this is the sequel to yellow can't stop me can't stop me going piano men um another lonely knight and you make the face you have to make the face on the album i don't know how you do that um chris martin's gone farting uh hard hard times in the city good times in the city those would be the first and the last track just to sort of book in it uh my and then the last one is the last one is the humpty dance again the humpty dance again that's what it says the humpty dance again when this airs it'll be 2017 six months after we filmed it and i have a message from future travis future travis invest in apple well wait wait a minute if you did that then the the price will have changed to whatever it's going to be at that point yeah it's not you know it's not going to serve your interests oh hey there i'm griffin i'm 420 friendly muscle of dogs if you're looking for a tv show host for you i could be the i could be the one oh hi i'm travis i'm kind of a bad boy i'm six foot eight 170 pounds wrong and wrong and i love the three b's books bongs and billabongs if you're looking for a host call my number at the bottom of the screen i didn't see you around shit pam back to me now i forgot my number here it is all right oh hey what's up sorry i didn't see you listen i could waste your time with a lot of bullshit about all my different interests but that's not what you came here for here's uh all my bonafides okay so what is the practical there you have it whatever you want swallowed i'm your man so i thought of a third beat boogie boards boogie boards boogie boards that's what i should have said books bongs and boogie boards i thought of a new name not griffin anymore now i'm jizz blaster dan my one number's the same though the same phone number it's just jizz blaster dancing oh wait i want to change travis is changing my name now is daxter bulldog not okay i realize now in hindsight mine might have been viewed as somewhat sexual in nature and i just want everybody to know that was not my intent i can swallow anything and will with very little prompting please dial my number you'll see it below me i forgot that this is for viewers and but this is a visual medium call today won't you anything do you think cecil will let the word jizz blaster we can't let either the thomas jefferson book no german just say just say we can't let this okay we can't let this fall into the wrong hands we need to eat this map you sure do yeah you do i feel like maybe we rock papers what if we all eat a little bit of the map okay that seems fair make there's a third of it i'll take this apart okay we'll give this part to jd no oh no you just why don't you just eat it let's not bring all right i'm actually miss breakfast so okay okay so put a lot of ink in my part and griffin here i don't wanna i don't want to be stenchy you can have something more okay that's good i'm going to take just this part of it though and give it to justin because justin loves the ink yeah well voice down the hatch and cut and cut put it in your chompers it just map sorry what and cut you wait you dropped her you know we didn't take that we didn't need to eat the parts they didn't have right now you know this is probably good if somebody wants the information off of this that's fine i'm not swallowing those there's fibers go for i don't know where it was before we got that well it's already been in your mouth right you're going down cut you can only get so wet pepsi puffy perfect don't cut because wait what what he's gonna show it all right and cut nobody will ever get to it now just because i have a fucking john belushi level commitment to my comedy i don't want to be i didn't john belushi diet vote hey just as brothers can we just enjoy these ring props and bring props well they are kind of they are uh let's just say that's right not ring pops uh let's just enjoy these candy jewels these juicy jewels of flavors these lollipops without a stick a ring of flavor you can lick well let's just get some pure audio of these okay it's just for you so they can cancel it out of the last scene yeah no i was not prepared you guys aren't doing it are you guys doing it to go at it like a horny raccoon i never want to eat are my lips turning blue [Music] please oh mommy and cut we did it we did it another great joke when this airs it'll be 2017 six months after we filmed it and i have a message from future travis future travis invest in apple well wait wait a minute if you did that then the price will have changed to whatever it's going to be at that point yeah it's not it's not going to serve your interests oh hey there i'm griffin i'm 420 friendly must love dogs if you're looking for a tv show host for you i could be the i could be the one oh hi i'm travis i'm kind of a bad boy i'm six foot eight 170 pounds wrong and wrong and i love the three b's bongs and billabongs if you're looking for a host call my number at the bottom of the screen i didn't see you around shit pam back to me now i forgot my number here it is all right oh hey what's up sorry i didn't see you listen i could waste your time with a lot of bullshit about all my different interests but that's not what you came here for here's uh all my bonafides okay so what is the practical there you have it whatever you want swallowed on your man so i thought of a third beat boogie boards boogie boards boogie boards that's what i should have said books bongs and boogie boards i thought of a new name not griffin anymore now i'm jizz blaster dan my one number's the same though the same phone number it's just jizz blaster oh wait i want to change travis is changing my name now is daxter bulldog not okay thank you i realize now in hindsight mine might have been viewed as somewhat sexual in nature and i just want everybody to know that was not my intent i can swallow anything and will with very little prompting please dial my number you'll see it below me i forgot that this is for viewers and but this is a visual medium call today won't you anything do you think cecil will let the word jizz blast okay now we'll just leave it on his guess when he comes in all right just like that beautiful beautiful grip wait i'm worried yeah we can't leave it just a little bit we can't believe i'm back chief of police desk that's a great point they'll call the bomb squad that's like just take the president now it's a little anticlimactic um oh i got him handcuffs by the way because like i don't know if they need any more i did lose a pair at safety town so probably there's probably one cop out there without any handcuffs you don't think he can just like get handcuffs he shouldn't have to that's a good point i think we should get the bag because there's still an issue okay goodbye it's right that's good okay all right okay let's go let's go that's a little camera myself oh you want to start i was waiting till they stopped he collapsed i know hello and welcome my brother my brother i mean advice show for the modern era i'm your oldest brother justin mcelroy i'm your middles brother travis mackay i'm your sweet baby brother griffin mcelroy i'm sorry my brothers don't have confidence in me as a performer it's not that it's just that we agreed on what when he clapped that you didn't do it i do you think that that uh when people clap kevin james arps like a seal yeah he's a he does what he wants i'm your oldest brother justin mcelroy i'm your middlest brother travis mcelroy i'm your sweet baby brother griffin mcelroy this is it this is our livestream what we're so ready what am i why do i have to start let's reset he didn't say the advice yeah i said the whole bit hello welcome my brother my brother i mean adviser of the monarch i'm justin macro i'm travis smacker i'm griffin mcelroy and then nobody said anything after that it wasn't my it wasn't me because nobody said anything they're just so used to you being the first one to talk because you're the first one to talk about their intros yeah usually i think you take it sometimes for sure you've done it on five out of five episodes then that would be a good thing to know are you gonna bring this baby home yeah i am i need more i need more than that i am going to bring this baby home justin no matter what just be interested and be focused on driving yeah i'm you guys don't really have to carry the goof load here let's do this [Music] what's that actually no not that though that put that i don't know about that well you would go down go back down the street i don't think we got one of us is driving that one is me you guys just fucking do funny shit mary cam is it merry or happy happy happy candles nights okay you messed it up it's candle not it's singular it's the one you just the one candlelight the one we made up let's swing by super america i need some smokes super america closed a decade ago how many candle lights i sat on it it's not a good belt the cowbell i sat on it the bell's great why are you guys not bailing more i sat on the bell here do the bell into the loudspeaker oh my god that's so sonically the worst oh my gosh is here it's julian's market i can't put that now that bell is untenable just normal people everyday people just driving the camera in the car regular folks just taking [Music] [Music] hey mr moore hey sorry real quick um i'm the decorating is going great i was wondering if you just put out a quick little email blast to everybody in huntington and just let them know that i have legal authority over all their houses just for tonight so i can get all those houses looking just spectacular just so much for volley on these houses with the lights and ribbons and bows and garlands and stuff little angels and santa clauses and menorahs and all that good stuff just shoot that out and just let him know griffin's in charge just for tonight your houses will be yours again tomorrow he can come and go as he needs to no we won't we can't do that do not have the email i can get the emails i've got emails so i can't do that that's nobody has the authority to to do that right tomorrow they don't tonight no nobody has the authority to do that okay can i get up can i get one of those crime coupons where if somebody does like say like oh you can't be decorating my house this is my house and i get a crime call on me then i hand in the crime coupon to the officer and then don't do that don't griffin don't don't do that okay griffin no i'm not gonna not even thinking about it next why don't you do this griffin next time rather than just ducking your head in angie make sure he has an appointment the next time okay don't don't don't i think you need to go griffin okay and we're not going to give you that authority but next time make an appointment okay okay i think i did this time no and knock before you enter okay oh you're right hold on let me try again i need legal authority it's not going to happen see you see you happy candlelight hey mr man that's true yeah first of all start off by apologizing for taking the candy i thought i want it but it tastes weird also um just real quick is there some place i would go in this building to like request a miracle is there like a clerk or a form a fee anything what kind of miracle are you looking for i know the flashier the better i would say something real showy something that people would see and just be like wow wow this is a real holiday that's for sure it sounds to me like if they see you on stage that's the miracle enough right i have done that before tell you what you brainstorm if you come up with anything you page me and you let me know that you've got a miracle of cooking and i can have it and i'll use it and my brothers will be like wow travis that was a super good miracle and everybody will be very impressed travis you you've got my word that i'll i'll think long and hard about it i appreciate that mr mayor i'm i actually makes you feel very confident knowing you're on the job and i can take a little bit of that off my mind thank you so much everybody getting your page thank you now next time make sure we have an appointment okay i'm pretty sure we had one no we didn't just check angie make sure that he has an appointment next time he totally had an abortion angela said i totally had an appointment so like also tell tell justin that too because he's going to come rolling in make sure he has an appointment just make sure okay yeah yeah yeah i'll just like i'll just i don't guess i'll just paint you'll work on your miracle okay you got it okay see you tonight hey mr mayor justin hey um i didn't really have anything but the boys got to do one so i wanted to do one too where i just came in so i went ahead and made an appointment because i hear you're made an appointment i scheduled like 15 minutes so if you want to know i think we're just fine thanks for sticking your head in yeah it's great seeing you sure yeah um i've got some work to do so yeah you go get no you go get ready for for tonight just use the rest of our time in our appointment for you to get ready okay that's the case okay buddy that's the best yes you need to break a leg tonight yeah for sure for sure

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Reddit Comments

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Here's to hoping for a Season 2 some day...

[u/wellhiyabuddy]

My favorite line in the show “there may be worse cars to hit, but for the life of me I can’t think of one. As jarring as it is to be in a car accident, but hotchie mochie when it’s filled with tarantula”

[u/darbymowell]

I can't believe that the writers of Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom stole the plot from the MBMBAM Show season 1 bonus footage

[u/ghost_city]

Watched this yesterday, didn’t know how much I needed it haha. Think I’ll have another rewatch of the show!

[u/octopop]

omg an hour and seventeen minutes?! thank you for this

[u/Henhouse808]

Watching this made me realize how much weight Griffin and Justin have dropped since this was recorded. Good on them. And good on Travis for sticking his head into a tie-dye machine since then.

[u/solidgoldtrash]

I'm so utterly charmed by Justin's slightly more aloof and over it oldest brother/longest dad energy consistently getting cut by his frequent bouts of uncontrollable laughter. It's the best. Like it your dad lost his shit laughing.

[u/goat_fab]

Just started watching the series after finding out it was still available. The show is way better than they make it seem in the podcast. The wrap-ups with Clint, all the Huntington locals and stuff. The show is hilarious.

[u/AceScout]

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