SO SATISFYING! | PowerWash Simulator #1

[Music] septic squad welcome to another brand new gameplay video episode extraordinaire playing power wash simulator a lot of talk about this game everyone else has played it already but since i wasn't uploading at the time i missed this ship so i'm jumping into it now it feels like my type of game because it feels very house flippery and all those other types of games that i've played like house flipper and the rest but who doesn't love a good power wash i remember vividly power washing our family house when i was a kid i was allowed up onto the roof for the power washer and it was so strong it almost blew me off the roof don't do that don't be dumb be epic and clean the van oh wait i wait i probably should have learned how to play shouldn't i oh beautiful oh let's clean this window [Music] oh god that's satisfying oh and again and again and again and again and again and get it again crouch i can prone yeah clean you're undercarriage clean those dirty wheels you've been a dirty little girl haven't you can i swap oh [ __ ] i right clicked and she just wouldn't stop can i twist the oh oh that'll cut you in half wait wait i mean come on i got it could i change how do i change the nozzle direction oh my god what are these oh i didn't know it would be this satisfying holy god what if i just [Applause] okay so we have a zero degree nozzle 15 degree 25 degree and 40 degree all right this is more like to rinse the rest are to do some damage why is it horizontal though can i not get it vertical [Music] nice i'm going to clean this so well you're going to need to repaint your truck well blast the paint off this actually that is very dissatisfying to look at is it gonna dry oh it's drying oh thank god i thought it was gonna look like that forever crisis averted oh yeah oh yeah oh the power wash so hard it's going to change your dna i'll blast you into another life baby i want to power wash you into a better person have you ever been sick of your own [ __ ] and power wash your way to a better life today do i run out of water oh look at that dirty behind you've been a dirty dirty truck haven't you oh yes you have let me hit you with the hori the horizonte oh yeah oh yeah yeah shake it around a little oh baby okay that's very disorienting we should take it nice and slow no one likes it if you rush your way through it why the hell don't the windows get clean what is this do i have to go all like jet blaster on you oh i do that is so apparent that kuch in half god that's satisfying ah how much of this has done all of it see we're the power wash services doesn't look very good if the people who are coming to clean your stuff have a dirty van what are you looking at get out of here can i pick you up no caleb this paint tin is red all right now focus is [Music] this paint tin is oil blue [ __ ] as beautiful as she is as beautiful as that majestic dong is on the side of this van it has to go we're so dirty bye bye balls so long shaft not today tip here for sure there's a removable van outside my nipper neighbor's place they're going i don't care i'm cleaning a van that's all i've ever wanted to do in life me clean those teeth give us a smile yeah oh nice lovely lovely clean the window look at all that burnt [ __ ] can i just ask how did we get this dirty oh look at you you thought you could escape from me but i am a sniper with this thing come on you're so close to being clean oh right in there baby whoa let's go oh god dirty top dirty what are you doing step van can i oh yes thought you could escape did you thought you were safe but not when the septic salamander is around [Applause] this might be the greatest game ever made [ __ ] you bloodborne it's all about power washing shattered glasses you can go suck a colossal dick i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it's just for the content it was a funny joke i swear i would never replace you guys please i worship you i built you a shrine come on you're so close come on are you are you close are you close oh you're close 99 cleaned that is going to drive me nuts come on 100 i need that 100 99 come on baby wait can i go under the van almost 99 cleaned that's not good enough that's not good enough in this house you're a hundred percent clean or you're not clean at all bumper door and wing mirror okay that wing mirror is fine is it this one boom boom bumper bumper which bumper back bumper this bumper bumper thumper this bumper's clean maybe it's the front bumper oh it is those tiny little stains on you oh yeah let's just see i've got him sitting down and wearing pants oh from oh my god it gives you a time lapse [Laughter] no the penis has been erased damn that's so satisfying you knew what you were doing with this game you dirty dirty devil oh my god i have to clean a whole back garden and mocking him oh i'm going to turn it from mockingham to bookingham baby oh lordy does the ladder count oh this is going to take all day this is going to take as long as it actually would to clean someone's house okay we're going to have to go with the green boy go super clean seriously the nuclear bombs go off somewhere and there was like an ash in winter that covered the land for years is that way there's no people around i think i've just cracked the lore of this game hello internet welcome to game theory okay don't breathe in any of that it's toxic it's irradiated this one isn't getting the job done green is your only man for the job so beautiful so nice i'm gonna make you look like the first day they built you mr fence you can't be living in this ramshackled house little dog look i bet you didn't even know that there was like a gravel texture on top unclean unclean must make the world pure pure of this filth this is how you make a dog house a dog home make a house a home worth living in is that it [Music] your ball is up i'll fill it up with water they go not numb what in the love of god happened in here did you have a chocolate party it's like one of those chocolate fountains that you dip your strawberries into but it was for humans that you have a human dipping party filthy filthy dirty dirty so satisfying oh my god yes oh i'm gonna have to wear a [ __ ] nappy playing this game [Music] oh whoever's in here should see a doctor i don't think human fluids are supposed to smell like that oh become one with the dirt to understand my enemy i must become my enemy filthy dirty also it turns into a handy dandy sprinkler when you just need to water your lawn there you go nice and healthy all right what else is there too oh haha very funny who did this huh i'm not having it can you believe i didn't even go to college i don't even need a degree to do this i can just stay here and spray all day did that make a rainbow did i see a rainbow [Laughter] am i going crazy oh i don't think i should be here oh god did you need your roof cleaned what if i jump and spray at the same time can i go like really far look at this lovely brickwork that you were covering up in absolute chimney dust this is how i make my coffee in the morning it's the only thing for the job i'm just gonna take this job step by step i also moonlight as a comedian on the weekends it's not much more money but you know what it's honest work and after a long day of power washing people's dirty dirty lives i need a good chuckle and if i have to be the one who makes that chuckle then so be it oh so satisfying why is it so satisfying it's like if you spill sand on the ground as well and you put your vacuum over and you just see that beautiful clean line and hear all the sand go up into the vacuum sure you could have sex but have you all heard about power washing some cobblestone what's up do you do bikes i could do it someone running their thing over my deadbeat dirt bike oh i'll rub my big wet thing all over your dirt bike florian and i would climb up and down that rock garden all day pretending we were on rumblin mount rushless and the pond was the crater god bless your imagination one stone two stone three stone four five stone six stone seven stone more god you better be paying me well for this why are people allowed to be this dirty unclean maybe i should open up like a a hair cutting service i could i could do some sick trims on this blast the hair right off your head no problem at all wouldn't you want that to be your skull i'm definitely doing it oh yeah you think power washing is satisfying name your favorite nozzle mine's green i saw it i saw the rainbow there's some damn colors in that mist i swear i'm not crazy i saw it i saw the rainbow you can't do take it away from me it's like somebody came before me and did this with a flamethrower like they just scared everything and then i have to come back later to wash it all off oh so close so close to the patio being done oh doesn't that just get your tenders tingling that looks so good ah man you fake i take so much pride in my work dirty dirty chairs you can't hide from me dirty table who knew that the table was blue [Music] blue [Applause] oh come on even the parasol you guys need to stop throwing your chocolate flamethrower parties this second how did you keep your house so clean if your backyard is this dirty did you get somebody else to clean your house was it murphy's don't [ __ ] tell me it was murphy's those guys have been trying to undercut my prices for years and i'm not having i'm a one-man job they have a whole family business oh look at this beautiful latticework that you were covering up you dirty dirty man you gotta be proud of your garden let it soar i guess that's why i'm here to let you live your best life look at you you look 20 years younger why are you not fully done oh i've seen the whole thing come on give me peace by peace nice nice nice nice nice is this the dirt finder general got your details from a certain harper shell i don't care i'm busy i'm on a job right now i've seen the whole other side of the trellis as well see it's all about zoning your way through it it's like cutting the lawn or vacuuming a floor you got to take it piece by piece you cut off a section you mentally leave yourself there and you just do it bit by bit you get through it all that way are you close are you close telling me you're close are you close oh you're oh you're close are you still dirty we're all still a little dirty oh we're also close to 69 come on get there get there come on i know you can do it i know you have the power come on 67. 68 69 the job's done well done everybody we can go home proud of everyone out there today great work just really great work all right thanks guys see you later see you next time but it's not a hundred percent i'm only happy when i've cleaned every single subatomic particle of this backyard i don't leave any stone untouched by my fiery wet juices i will clean you better than anybody's ever cleaned you before you're gonna look even better than the day you were built they're going to look at you and say wow what a backyard who who are you seeing are you single backyard are you see what murphy's do this would murphy's get under your hood clean right up to the scum line no they wouldn't you know why because they're scum not me i'll do the job right i'll do it for you can't be having this the barbecue pit come on you know you want this clean it's fourth of july weekend you're hanging with the boys you can't be showing them your dirty dirty grill like this you're gonna have a [ __ ] and span grill one that you're proud to show the fireworks are going off and you're bringing out the burgers and everyone's yelling you you you but they'll insert your name instead of saying you over and over again and with jacksepticeye services don't let the name fool you we get rid of decepticanisms don't let that hold you back god this thing was [ __ ] filthy did you throw it in the sewer looks like you're almost done my girls can't wait to get out there well your girls can [ __ ] wait okay i'm in the middle of doing my job just because it looks almost done 80 still means there's 20 of the way to go do your daughters no [ __ ] man i hope you take care of your daughters better than you take care of this [ __ ] yard because this place stinks [Music] wait i'm 99 done the birdhouse come here you filthy birds oh yes you must be the last thing that i have to accomplish once you're done i can leave i'm freed this is like a horrible dream where i just never have enough water it's just something's always dirty it never gets finished so close so close to being out of here come on that's already clean what am i doing clean the birdhouse i think the birdhouse itself what what i cleaned it all why oh no [ __ ] door you son of a [ __ ] you thought you could get away with this huh you thought you could ruin me like you ruined so many others [ __ ] foundation what else is there just let me go just let me go i'm 99 of the way there what is left why are you not clean dog house roof fence post which one you right from the start it was you all along i have done it this lawn is clear now show it to me show me my beautiful work oh [Music] oh it's so beautiful step by step we've made a beautiful child all right you dirty dandies that's gonna do it for this episode i can't handle anything more satisfying i can only get so erect before we have to stop next time who's gonna clean a silly old dirt bike it's gonna be a clean bike after this a playground oh god that's 500 this is 550. i'm gonna die here

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 1,530,293

Keywords: jacksepticeye, powerwash simulator, powerwash sim

Id: -OLBAf5DDVA

Length: 20min 55sec (1255 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 09 2021