Snapchat Discover is Trash

so i get a tweet from this guy jackson herman and i swear the balls on some people he says at leon lush you should definitely make a video about how bad lele pond's snapchat videos are my first reaction was lele pawns my second reaction was snapchat my third reaction was man am i starving right now so i made a grilled cheese and it was delicious and then my fourth reaction was okay jackson maybe you're on to something here but i'm not trying like lele pons no making a video about lele pons in 2020 is like being in a fraternity and hooking up with that girl that 98 of the frat house has already hooked up with i've had enough of her although a little leon lush history lesson back in 2017 i was one of the first people to make a video about lele pons and it was the very first video of mine that really hit the youtube algorithm and got recommended helping push me towards my first 100 000 subscribers thank god for lele pawns hi sir we're ready to work i am interested however in snapchat because what people still use it that aren't e-girls and gary vaynerchuk what the [ __ ] is going on oh tana mojo's on it that's interesting i know how much they're paying her to do this no way she's doing this willingly she probably gets paid like 50 000 to make two snapchats a day and that's what we get out of her she's just like mia khalifa on my for you page i don't who's that hail mary full of grace the lord is with thee uh listen so i haven't used snapchat in probably three years but apparently i'm subscribed to jacob sartorius so i i don't have a good expl hand to god i don't know how this happened but actions have consequences so i was under the impression that snapchat had died years ago but apparently it's still kind of like a low-key content powerhouse i guess i mean it started out 2012-13 whatever it was and it like got adopted by the young kids in high school and it was fun you could send risque pictures and it would disappear in 10 seconds and then it became problematic because everyone was just sending unsolicited unsold on unsolicited pictures of their schwanns and then it got adopted by the e-girls and they started selling their private snapchats and then it went through the gary vaynerchuk phase where he wouldn't shut the [ __ ] up about it for more than two seconds and every young budding entrepreneur thought that they had to have a thriving snapchat in order to run a business oh god and then uh instagram mark zuckerberg came along and literally stole the idea carbon copy verbatim and integrated it into instagram and at that point that i thought snapchat had died why would you even need snapchat if instagram is basically snapchat but also instagram and edition someone asked me do i smoke snapchat so i gotta give snapchat a fair shake to see what i've been missing out on and to see if we can justify their 25 billion dollar present day market cap but before we do that i have intellectual leon on standby ready to talk about today's video sponsor ray 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charges the earbuds up to four times before you ever have to plug in anything so if you're in the market for a new pair of stylish reliable wireless earbuds you can use my link in the description that's byracon.com leon lush to get your own pair for 15 off the day thanks raycon and thank you guys appreciate you so i spent a minute refamiliarizing myself it looks like they have the the message section which is is a staple and then they have this discover section now or for you which is pretty ubiquitous on every app now instagram tick tock they all have it uh and then they have the shows page which um pretty self-explanatory i guess they they sign people up to to syndicate their content into these little show segments oh look drama alert i wonder how keemstar is doing i haven't seen him much in the news lately tested positive for missing the squad [Music] it's just like a compilation of viral clips or something [Applause] my man has the softest skin now so that was just like really short clips of nothing in particular with ads like every two or three clips what's going on ace family today is a great day you know why cuz i get to prank catherine oh hallelujah ideally that's a lot of stuffing yeah it wouldn't be a snapchat without some ace family on it i guess what i'm beginning to realize that a lot of what this is is just people that are big on other platforms that probably get paid uh to have their content syndicated and delivered on snapchat which is good i guess for established creators you just recycle your content on snapchat and get another bag coming in uh but i don't see anyone really making original content for snapchat that's already established anywhere else so since jackson asked so nicely in his tweet i have to at least check out lele pawns to see what he's talking about okay it looks like she has her own show called lele which i'm sure shows up on the shows page oh there it is the best of lele ponds where do you even begin there's just so much good stuff would you pay me to clean your house well back in three hours thank you so much so that's the video from three years ago that i reacted to initially on youtube that video i told you about that helped get my channel to 100k subs so now three years later all her videos are just being recycled on snapchat and serving a ton of ads and probably making her a ton of money honestly it's genius if i was smart i would maybe do the same thing with my content oh the super dancer and if you're feeling sad lonely or depressed make sure to swipe up because we just released a new app called wizdo which lets you meet people that are going through the same life experiences as you it's amazing you can't whip one car let me if you're feeling sad at this moment in time i think i could use something like this go ahead and get that all right i'll be right back guys i'm just going to talk to someone real quick that's also watching lele ponzo's snapchat and thinking about jumping headfirst into a trash compactor i know i'm worth it i know i am i know i tell myself all the time i'm worth it but i just i can't i can't stop from watching these i can't stop from watching this they make so much money with these with this this version it's [ __ ] and they're like multi-millionaires all right i'm back uh the app was three stars at best but i am feeling a little bit better so let's continue spread joy not germs funny videos that make quarantine easier laughing till i'm crying emoji now this i might be able to understand oh my god look at the fat little cheeks on this boy [Music] are you kidding me with the tomato red chef's hat oh my god that 10 seconds just justified all of my pain i get it now 25 billion dollar mark cap snapchat because you got little diamonds in the rough like this chunky little baby boy in a tomato red chef's hat cooking up a pie good afternoon you have happy things stay home but take your name yes save lives and wash your hands honestly that kid's probably a better politician than 98 of the current ones right what is this meet singles over 40 sponsored it has not been 15 minutes and i'm already getting targeted ads from snapchat it's bad enough that google knows every intricate detail of my life because of my search history and i can't escape targeted ads i would think that for 15 minutes on snapchat i could have a little reprieve but no meet singles over 40. i know that i'm bald thought i could just make a quick video without being ashamed for my age in front of my entire audience but no 15 minutes in you want to meet some singles over 40 no i'm married thank you very much and by the way i know how to play billy either songs on acoustic guitar your girl from mad tight might seduce your dad type i'm the bad guy i don't actually know any billy island songs i just learned that right now to see him younger than i really am [ __ ] you yeah pretty much uh every day thanks for reminding me you should do it and you should probably shut your [ __ ] mouth yeah you're old you know so satisfying had to be on on on every platform ever wait is that is it hold the phone a second if that was a flat brim made out of kool-aid packets which i think it which i think it was then i told i mean i understand all the hype that is [ __ ] awesome the condition state or quality oh hell yeah my boy from all flaws my boy parents is obviously on snapchat i think the actual definition should be a ten letter word describing something that doesn't exist i'm getting amped up already watch this pink blob grow up all right actually i'm that i'm gonna that one i'm gonna click on oh no ben and poppy said where's the pink blob i didn't come on snapchat to feel sad show me the pink blob [Music] ads there he is he's at the he's at the very end 50 snaps and 45 ads later finally the little pink blob it's a baby african pygmy hedgehog that's literally it that's all i got god they're smart they click baited the [ __ ] out of me 24 exercises for couples at home thanks i hate it already oh my god [Music] honestly is it even a sit-up if you're not kissing your partner in between every single one is it even a squat if you're not standing on your partner's dick well they're doing a crow pose is it even a push-up if your partner's not planking on your back learn to work out you lonely single pricks hooked on the look i wear a corset every day hold on a second michelle is not content with the size of her tiny weight are you guys seeing what i'm seeing here is that the same michelle that wanted to marry a 747 the same michelle that wanted to make love to a cockpit 99.999 match look at michelle trying to have her cake and eat it too as if wanting to bang an airplane wasn't weird enough she's now addicted to training her waist with corsets to an unhealthy level save some weirdness for the rest of us michelle and of course hey matt stoney got that snapchat deal go get him brother love that guy there he is there he is hana khan the hedgehog needs to relax after a long day of being cute okay okay relatable much well i was gonna call it but how would i live with myself tonight if i didn't find out what justin really dm'd charlie let's take a look why do i only get creepy people in my hands and charlie gets justin bieber i'll be honest i'm impressed snapchat was able to hang on this long after instagram pretty much stole their lunch so many years ago but uh they were able to adapt it's a lot different than i remember it when i used to use it several years ago briefly but they've they've come up with a pretty decent content delivery system that keeps you on there clicking with the shiny bells and whistles and the bright thumbnails and the clickbaity titles and there's just like five second clips just viral videos force fed into your brain stem serving you an ad every three like a lot of social media these days it's just this constant barrage of little clips void of any sort of value or substance that'll keep you occupied for as long as you let it and like most social media can be entertaining or help take your mind off the struggles of everyday life but by god should it be should it be consumed in moderation i grow concerned for some of the youth these days that are growing up just spending hours and hours on this ferris wheel of substance-less [ __ ] when they could be doing things to better their future like play video games and drugs i mean going outside and playing in the dirt or whatever else boomers said i'm only kidding i'm not here to preach about social media i just know if i spend another five minutes on snapchat my brain would have [ __ ] its pants and put me in a vegetative state and listen it wouldn't be right to just [ __ ] on snapchat without mentioning the other major social media platforms that are all responsible for collectively destroying the attention spans of humans worldwide and creating graphs like this relating to adhd diagnoses over the last 10 to 20 years but you know i make my living on the other one so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna blame it on snapchat well thanks for joining me for my first and last episode of boomer revisit snapchat in 2020 i can't imagine i'll ever reopen it unless you know they offer me a bunch of money to recycle my content on there or something which i can't envision happening ever feel free to follow me on instagram where normal humans upload content if you want to be underwhelmed with how exciting my life is hope you guys are doing well as always thank you so much for watching i appreciate you dearly we will see you very soon peace

Channel: Leon Lush

Views: 615,770

Rating: 4.9685502 out of 5

Keywords: snapchat, leon lush

Id: zJrPLS7pRpY

Length: 14min 45sec (885 seconds)

Published: Mon May 25 2020