The Cringe Tekashi 6ix9ine of Tik Tok

you know ever since Takeshi 6:9 got locked up and became the world's biggest rat there has been a gaping hole inside of my soul where rainbow themed content used to reside in that hole could just use a good stuffing look what you said come on bro have a little bit of class so I began to consume a bunch of lake but equip less content and it was great but as a straight to smell I was yearning for something that was a little more relatable but still rainbow themed and just as I was about to lose hope by the grace of God somebody deemed me on instagram and introduced me to candy cat when I say that we stand that is the understatement of the century hey yo jawline check hell yeah hello everybody and welcome back to a brand new Thomas the Train lunch box filled with your late grandfather's ashes my name is Leon lush and I do appreciate you being here so this is candy cane he's a on tik-tok with 3.2 million followers and as I was looking through his account the other night I got sucked into this vortex of color and intrigue and I was thinking to myself you know what I I can't possibly keep this to myself that would be doing a disservice to my audience so here we are according to Ken's Wikipedia page he's a rapper model and artist so I looked into that briefly Jody hi Rolla more fame then look for sake all right even little pomp has grounds to be offended that Ken calls himself a rapper let's just stick to a successful tick talker from here on Oh [Music] this may be changing on in [Music] and that's got to be tough I sympathize with Ken here I imagine as a successful human rainbow it's difficult to find a loyal girl you know hashtag don't cheat show-offs that a toy not real I don't know man I've watched enough CSI reruns to know what a polygraph looks like and that looks pretty legit okay guys I've been working on this offer for some time now and my stepmom Karen says I'm not allowed to wear it out tonight I mean like respected rip Karen okay you know I respect the unicorn drip but I did for a second thing to myself do I really like this video which is a thought I don't usually get with candy Ken because he's putting on some fire but then I remembered the rule of thumb if you're Fanning $100 bills in an online video it's obviously cool this is how many boyfriends he had 2978 cloud has a lot of boyfriends what oh wait those are just likes oh it's a like bag comment I got it listen you can't judge a unicorn by his cover all right just because Ken enjoys feminine pop culture doesn't mean he's part of the LaGuerta community in fact his girlfriends and practically all of his tick-tock so just enjoy his drip and his hundred dollar bills and shut up that's not drip well I mean it's drip but it's not drip drip like I mean drip drip like the drip drip you can find at the tomato mafia comm store that just went live right now let me do the slide with me if you feel like 550 and a fasting yeah with me as a dealer that's right guys the Japanese tomato and Tommy Gunn merch I've been teasing for a while officially launched today we got caps t-shirts hoodies huge thank you if you decide to pick something up that obviously helps support the channel but if you don't I still love you and thank you for watching and I'm sure candy Ken's gonna have a lot more drip advice for us in the remainder of this video but if you don't like the rainbows as much link in the description tomato mafia calm appreciate hey Siri call my girlfriend [Music] see I told you is a girlfriend maybe a couple of them even together Leon together the thing I you know the reason I love Katie keep it together oh you're sarcastically um that's what you do you keep the sarcastic you keep it together that's what you do hang in there buddy let's go let's go girl save the turtles and the world scrunchie scrunchie yeah you know what I gotta admit the persistence is admirable you know they don't just take a meme like visco girls and do a one-off or a two off even a three off no they take that horse and they slowly poison it until it's dead and then they pump it full of shotgun rounds and drop a nuclear bomb on I promised daddy that I will not have a boyfriend 6.1 million views on that one idea that's enough tick tock for today what is there even such thing is too much tick-tock I don't think so what a [ __ ] guys I'm super embarrassed that I had coffee money while my girlfriend is gonna take care of that so don't even worry guys I got fresh money it doesn't say coffee nothing all from the bank don't even worry about it don't even worry buddy check this out pictures all guys get a close-up get a close-up this is all fresh and new no more coffee money guys [Music] if there was ever a video worthy of eight hundred and sixteen point six thousand likes it's this one no cap day 15 of asking candy can to send $200 on PayPal how's that going for you King candy huh there's all these people online saying your money is fake it's just copy money for weight look at all these bills is it real is it real somebody must have preached me oh that's so rude but my followers are the best thank you so much for telling me what a likeable guy huh who wants his account to get deleted five thousand three hundred seventy likes come on guys one question do you touch gay you know I was a little suspect at first cuz when I was reading his Wikipedia apparently he's 27 years old and then I'm looking at these tik toks and his girlfriend looks incredibly young but I think they just play it up that way cuz come to find out she's like 22 so so whatever I guess I do [Music] [Music] pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up you see the trippy I'm sitting up in my car and if Kitty I do you secure the bag I get the bar you see the trippy unfitted my karna kitty good girl into flesh here comes a scrunchie squad John a plastic the turtles and I oh boy I can't not do it was at this point that Leon realized the severity of his mistake to expose himself to such high levels of radiation his only hope now was to use the Tommen Baratheon death scene mean for the fourth time in under two minutes it was risky but it was simply all that Leon had left this was good you know I'm glad we did this together family friendly tik-tok Takeshi 6:9 has me feeling some kind of way right now it's I just I'd like to stay abreast of what the kids are watching these days you know I want to see what's going on what's exciting you know the rainbow colors and all that's it's good stuff the kids love it and I gotta stay one step ahead I'll become a full-blown boomer you know what I mean and knowledge through exposure is the recipe you know I mean this watching what the Genji actually know this guy's like almost as old as I am are we talking about now I'm just confused a little bit Syd I'm kind of depressed a little mostly depressed and sad but I do find solace knowing that so many of you came into this not knowing who candy Ken was prior just like me a few days ago and now you have to you have to go to bed at night knowing that candy can't exists and that's a pain that's easier shared so to be able to share that pain with all of you helps me get out of bed in the morning and for that I'm appreciated so if you've been hit with the depression bug after watching this like myself head over to tomato mafia calm for a little retail therapy that always seems to help me out and if you could do me one more solid before you go just print out a low resolution picture of Roseanne Barr and place it in your cat's litter box for eight weeks and then once it's covered in excrement take it out crumple it up place it in your mouth and chew on it like a piece of bubblegum for 45 minutes you unzip your pants and you have thrust that month honking like button for me I would appreciate you so much we'll see in the next one thanks of users

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Views: 1,358,955

Rating: 4.9437308 out of 5

Keywords: candyken, tik tok, tekashi 69, tekashi69, 6ix9ine, tik tok songs, tiktok, tekashi 6ix9ine, comedy, funny, cringe tik tok, cringe

Id: svJxtdXzWw8

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 01 2019