I Hate Sales Funnels

stop pay attention in the next five minutes i'm gonna tell you a really powerful secret that no one ever tells you about how to make women actually chase [Music] you [Music] do [Music] i can't think of a single thing that i like less than being excited about watching a youtube video i click on that video that i'm hit with a pre-roll from a how to get laid guru youtuber right that's trying to prey on my insecurities and get me to click his [ __ ] sales funnel so that i'll part with my hard-earned money in hopes that he can teach me how to start smashing chicks so this video came about because i got an email from this guy named adrian he said hey man found a video ad i thought you might be interested in checking out this guy self proclaims he can help you get a date with his five simple step process or something like that he also claims to be an amazon bestseller of course isn't every guru an amazon bestseller we need to check into the requisites of what that means thought it might be interesting here's a link so i click on the link check out his youtube channel classic pickup artist nonsense how to flirt with a girl without being creepy one weird tinder line that actually works one female attraction secret no one ever tells you blah blah blah blah so i don't even click on any videos at the time because you know what you're gonna get with these pickup gurus it's all pretty much the same the guy's got 19 000 subs he hasn't uploaded in over a year i'm thinking whatever it's no big deal and i click off so a couple days goes by and i'm on my phone casually browsing youtube watching a bunch of pokemane fan edits monday through sunday that's my viewing schedule right now and i get served this pre-roll ad by the son of a [ __ ] andrew ryan so i took a screenshot i didn't screen record and you're welcome i wouldn't want to put you through that but it's basically two minutes of this dude being like there is one secret word that you can say that will make every girl in the world want a 69 with you in public so i make the connection that it's the same guy from the youtube channel i visited a couple days prior probably a retargeted ad cause i spent 10 seconds on his youtube channel and i'm like this [ __ ] this is some manipulative horseshit so i do a little more investigation and by that i mean i clicked his ad and got taken over to his sales funnel and it was worse than i could have imagined so i said you know what let's get to know andrew ryan a little bit what's he all about and i started with his youtube video number one what to do when girls stop texting you back hey it's andrew and this is what to do when a girl stops texting you back step one don't freak out like every other guy all the way up to current day andrew which has not seen his youtube doing very well clearly over the last year but apparently he's still pumping tons of money into advertising and peddling this manipulative click funnel trash preying on the insecurities of young men via pre-roll youtube advertisements but if i could defer momentarily to white shirt leon for a message from today's video sponsor and long-time partner of the youtube channel expressvpn so it's been over a year now that i've been partnered with expressvpn and i continue to get a safe and secure internet experience and i'm able to stream whatever i want wherever i want from any device of my choosing it's fast it's intuitive and they have servers in over 90 countries which is a load in addition to keeping my data safe i like to hop on servers from outside the country just to see what shows i've been missing out on like on netflix for example i'll pop on a uk server i can watch doctor who i can watch fargo so two clicks later i'm connected to the server of my choice and i'm punching a one way ticket to binge town you can bring it with you too they have apps for everything iphone android desktop laptop you can install it on your router if you want to protect your home network the list goes on and it's less than seven bucks a month with a 30 day money back guarantee so it's worth a shot so if you want to tighten up your ship and find out what shows you've been missing out on find out how you can get three months free by using my link in the description box below that's expressvpn.com leon lush big thanks to expressvpn for the continued support throughout the years and a huge thank you to you guys for also the continued support throughout all these years i really appreciate you january 31st 2018 andrew begins his journey into monetizing advice about how to crush multiple females and make them chase you step one don't freak out like every other guy step two have a beer life is good fellas if she doesn't text you back don't freak out and have yourself a cold one life is good smell that smells like women lining up at the door step 3 text her something fun simple and easy to respond to that will spark her curiosity and get her to text you back all right i'm listening for example something like this i'm so mad at you why because i just got out of the shower and you're not even outside my window peeking in geez i totally was i'm just so good at it you don't even know i mean this is text flirting 101 borderline creepy butt playful you know very similar to the tactic i used to use it's just a little bit backwards in my case i would always just show up to the girl's house and peek through the window till she was done in the shower and text her hey did you enjoy your shower and she's all like oh wtf how do you know i just showered and i'm like please i'm outside your window peeking in right now 100 success rate at getting a restraining order which come to find out is not how you get laid but that's why we're here learning from andrew step four while you wait for her to respond have another beer this guy step five if she texted you back don't keep [ __ ] around on text ask her when she's free and ghost here step six if she didn't text you back that's okay you've done everything that it's in your power to do you cannot control what happens next and here's the funny part now you're gonna move on you're gonna meet more girls you're going to have more fun and i guarantee you this as soon as you meet another girl that you really like this girl who didn't text you back is going to text you it's somehow like this weird hot girl radar that they all have don't be shocked when that happens just leave a comment tell me i was right see this advice i like because if she doesn't text you back it's not a problem just move on because she's eventually going to text you back no matter what and when that happens just leave a comment telling him he was right this is this is at least actionable advice unrelated but i could really go for another beer don't forget step eight you already know oh my god perfect timing [Music] oh yeah oh gosh it's been a while since college but boy all right listen that was his first video and i'm just having some fun you can't judge people based on their early content on youtube right if you were to go back and look at old leon lush videos especially some of the ones i had privated way worse than andrew's early attempts at you know becoming a guru of some sort uh but it's jokes so let's look forward a little bit and kind of touch on some of these other some of these other gems what's up guys it's andrew i'm back here with alberto alberto we're going to give you a technique right now that you can use in all your conversations and dates with women right to get sexual without being weird or creepy that would be being rejected it's pretty much rejection proof when you know how to do this right [Music] yes yeah no i'm sorry i can't i can't even i could escape this number one trick to turning her on without being creepy it's a 22 and a half minute video what is there why does it take that long to explain it to us listen guys i'll save you the time all you have to do show up to her crib okay with the extended version trilogy of lord of the rings on blu-ray dvd try and catch her panties before they hit the ground you can't fellas if you've never pictured yourself clapping cheeks on a sofa while frodo and samwise gamgee are making a heroic journey into mordor to save middle-earth you don't even deserve a girl in the first place how to make a girl chase you now this youtube video happens to share a name with the website slash click funnel slash product i guess he's trying to sell you and though the youtube video is two years old he's still advertising this click funnel program course pdf whatever the [ __ ] to this day which is the ad i got just a few days ago if you struggle right now to get female attention to get girls to text you back to get a second date to get a girl to really like you back the way you like her then this video in the next five minutes is gonna change everything for you here's what you need to know fellas did pokeyman not read your name out on stream when you gave her your highest donation to date stay tuned because i'm going to teach you one secret seven word phrase that you can say that will get her to quit her streaming career and move up into the mountains with you to live in a cabin and bear all of the children you can handle so you can live happily ever after and love together understand your attention what and who you choose to focus your time and attention on has a value absolutely decide what that value is so your attention was a dollar bill let's just kind of skip through to get a feel for what we're what he's going for here bar you're at and they start twerking on the dance floor and bouncing their ass all over the table can you stop doing what you're doing and give them your attention for no reason or do you keep talking to who you're with tell you what i mean finally you're walking down the street you see a really pretty girl do you just stop what you're doing and stare at her and start drooling like every other guy giving your attention away like it's dude stop asking me questions just tell me how to make a girl chase me you're like three minutes in we've got nothing so far for your attention when she gives it back to you if a girl is talking to a bunch of guys aside from you do you keep competing hard to win her over and game her and impress her absolutely not refer to my earlier point about the lord of the rings trilogy on blu-ray dvd you're like an exclusive club okay it's your world your life you only let people in when they pay to get in you get a line outside you get a line of people who want it and you only let them through that velvet rope when they pay i think he's kind of setting the stage for pitching you the course right can we give a shout out please to uh jane doe here on the left she's in multiple videos with him and in what i've seen hasn't said a single word but she just sits there listens to this man ramble about [ __ ] and try to send people over to his manipulative [ __ ] click funnel would pay a lot of money to know what's going through her head as he's sitting there rambling non-stop and this if you think about it this is how money works okay people don't just give money away is this dude still talking about attention like what an absolute tool i swear to god if he didn't let me pick him i would have dropped his ass months ago i mean at least he's got a slightly above average pain but god it's just insufferable having to listen to him ramble all day long you want to know how to make that happen how to get women to start chasing you recognizing just how valuable you are then like this video and subscribe and keep watching because i got a lot more where this comes from there's a lot more videos coming out we're putting them out every day youtube's promoting it all over the place and you guys are my team i need you to market this with me so share like this video subscribe i sat here for eight and a half minutes of you torturing this poor girl about attention in hundred dollar bills and some other [ __ ] no one gives a [ __ ] about andrew and you're gonna blue ball me at the end of the video and hit me with a go to this link and subscribe and like because we're we're gonna be what the [ __ ] are you talking about give me something to work with click funnel entrepreneurs are absolute aids dude some of them are okay some of them are you know they're selling a reasonable product in the sales funnel the whole thing i know people make a lot of money doing it but 99 of them are just complete [ __ ] using manipulative sales tactics and trying to get people sucked into their funnel that prays on their insecurities so they can lift money out of their pockets and deliver them really not a whole lot so single guy guide at the time i guess is what it was called you click on the link in his bio unfortunately we get a 404 error which is an absolute tragedy but somewhere along the line leading up until now he must have changed it to how to make girls chase you dot com so here's the landing page you go to when you click on the ad that i was talking about in the beginning of this video this ad that he's still paying money to promote as pre-rolls on youtube videos he's still clearly trying to promote uh whatever this course is the seven times seven scientific secrets that make girls chase you hopeless nerd discovers innocent words that make her think about you nonstop typical sleazy landing page to a sales funnel right off the bat he asks you what's your worst frustration what's your worst pain point that i can help you solve do women never notice you do girls show interest but then ghost you getting told let's just be friends do you never know what to say or all of several of the above hey if you just give me your email you can submit your answer and then i'll just relentlessly market [ __ ] to you moving forward so god bless if you gave me an email that you care about at all the type of newsletter you hit unsubscribe from and then you start getting twice as many emails in return you know what i'm talking about now of course these landing pages they always have the embedded videos that take away the ability to scrub forward you don't know how long they are you just hit play there is one five word can't even go full screen if i wanted to her to sleep with you become your girlfriend or see you as anything more than just a friend now anticipating that his sales pitch video would be egregiously long filled with a bunch of [ __ ] absolutely no substance i screen recorded and watched the entire thing and i i was right it's it's honestly it's about 30 over 30 minutes long i don't know how the [ __ ] he filled up 30 minutes of him just yammering on and on just doing everything to elicit an emotional reaction from insecure men who feel like they struggle getting girls and then he tries to slay you and kill you would like to hey i figured out how to do it all you have to do is this and right now you can get it for x percent off you know these tactics are old as you know they're older than jesus's tomb honestly but i'm just so [ __ ] sick and tired of it the fact that people soliciting sleazy dog [ __ ] like this are still making money apparently why would he still be paying money to advertise this [ __ ] if kids weren't still paying him for his course like it just i don't know man but listen i i recorded the whole screen cap i watched the whole thing off camera and i'm just gonna kind of go through it quickly touch on a few points to give you an idea on the type of sales tactics that still work today uh on some who i don't know who's buying stuff like this but god bless we need to we need it to stop there is one five-word question you should never ask a woman if you want her to sleep with you become your girlfriend or see you as anything more than just a friend do you know what the question is i do not know what the question is and having now watched the entire video i'm not sure that you even answer it to be quite honest you just somehow fill up air time with a bunch of fluff nonsense that's supposed to make men feel like they're not good enough unless they can crush every girl they lay their eyes on i honestly thought she was different but then the same old thing happened again and i can't wait to see you turned into maybe next week and suddenly i was the only one making an effort anymore and i felt like a creep for texting her two or three times in a row and getting no response so now he's in storytelling mode all right so if you ever like were to take a a course on sales copy or you were to like read a book on how to create sales copy that sells right it's a huge industry obviously selling things online is massive business this dude just kind of goes down the bullet point list of everything you're supposed to do you know ask leading questions then you tell a story to create an impact you try to tell stories that elicit emotional responses from people and then you say things that try to exploit people's insecurities so they feel compelled that what you're offering them is going to help fill that insecurity for them which in this case is the inability to land women for the next six months i went on a rampage that would have made hugh hefner jealous perfecting my methods and sleeping with over 42 incredible women are you really i guess you could say i was making up for lost time you were you flashing you're better your reflection how many girls you slept with dude oh man bachelor effect started working for other guys too see at first i had no plans to share the secret with anyone else but then i had lunch with my friend chris and he told me about a girl who suddenly stopped texting him back let me guess and then it started working for chris too and then chris told his friend and it started working for his friend and all of a sudden the secret seven word method that you use started working for all your friends next thing you know you guys are running a harem of hot fine girls and you're all like dan bilzerian smashing 15 girls a day and that's just a tiny taste of the game changing techniques truths about women and incredible results you'll get almost automatically on your way to becoming the most attractive and sexually version of yourself without ever being fake people pleasing or pretending to be someone you're not seriously what would andrew know about being fake he's the most authentic dude i've ever seen on the [ __ ] internet clearly he's shooting nothing but straight from the hip here real straightforward guy that cares about people and not manipulative sales tactics to make money selling [ __ ] how much is it worth to be able to relax and be yourself around a woman without fear that she's gonna lose interest and swipe you out of existence well it's invaluable andrew how much is it worth to wake up next to a beautiful girl who likes you for you every morning if you like who likes me for me well andrew that's that's invaluable if you could teach me how to do that oh yo i mean you must be charging thousands of dollars for information this incredible how much is it worth to me you can't put a price tag on it just take my wallet take my money andrew if i can learn how to find the woman of my dreams that will that will want to chase me i've always been dejected and nobody ever likes me so so please take my money since you've shown me the light and will teach me how to be the [ __ ] man of every woman's dreams shut the [ __ ] up andrew you manipulative i want you to really think about that for a second really let yourself feel what it would be like and then ask yourself feel it what do you feel it would be a fair price to make girls chase at i think you'd agree that 197 or more would be wait a second fair to finally be chased and desired by the women you've always wanted no i bet you'd call it cheap to never have to feel rejected or ignored again i would call that sheep you're not gonna give this away for a 197. that's like a couple of coffee beans worth of money you could not possibly be giving the holy grail away for 197 when we just discussed you just made me believe that it was worth thousands of dollars you wouldn't do that for me andrew there's no way you like me that much to be that selfless to give this [ __ ] information away to me that is invaluable for someone like myself that struggled their whole life getting women for 197 dollars you don't have the heart people like you don't exist no go on my life i mean 197 bucks is a lot of money but consistency change your life forever and finally get girls uncontrollably oh my [ __ ] god i'm making a serious almost desperate effort to be with you well when you look at it that way it seems pretty cheap doesn't it yeah listen after spending three or four years of my life a nice guy after always being the one who gives and gives to others i know it can sometimes feel impossible this is the type of dude i'm telling you right now this is the type of dude that loves to hear himself talk so much loves himself so much he just masturbates in the mirror while keeping direct eye contact with himself the whole time all the way to climax even when you know it's a once in a lifetime deal that you'll never see again which is why i'm gonna do something kinda risky here not a risk to you but a risk to me here we go baby another sales copy tactic andrew has now assumed all of the risk in this transaction that you're about to make it's not a risk to you no no i'm giving this i'm giving this information away at an absolute steal i'm assuming the risk here because i'm discounting it so much it's insane that i would let go of something so valuable to you he is blessing you now with letting go of this information for a reduced price what an absolute piece of [ __ ] imagine if you could choose any girl you wanted and make her start chasing you what would you do would you sleep with seven different girls a week or would you find that one special girl and make her your girlfriend maybe even a girl you're thinking about right now either way i believe that choice should be yours and if i have to take a hit to my wallet to help you get there well that's a price i'm extremely happy andrew is willing to take a hit to his wallet the selflessness to give up potential money to let us little [ __ ] peons reach our full potential what type of man what type of man has this kind of compassion to do this for you and i modern day jesus we've already agreed that make girls chase you is worth at least 190 hold on a second no you're not because you watched this video no given me some of your precious time well yeah it's been 25 and a half [ __ ] minutes i'd call that definitely precious time i'm gonna ask you to invest 190 stop it you're not i'm not even going to ask you to pay 96 that's how i know you'll agree that would be a success of course it is you're out of your [ __ ] mind and for now i'm going to do something a little bit crazy what are you going to do as long as this page is up and not a moment longer oh it's been up for a while your price for make girls chase you at just one single payment of 77 and if you act right now i'll take money out of my own pocket and give you a whopping sixty percent off sixty percent simply click the button below right now you'll get the complete make girls chase you program for the severely discounted price all right a breaking character here for a second i just shattered my hip on the door handle oh oh that's going to be a contusion i think [ __ ] i just i hate the fact that there's whole industries around celebrating this style of marketing sales funnels click funnels i get it like it works man you if you if you have a good sales funnel you could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves shout out tommy boy for that one but my god if it is not the most manipulative predatory [ __ ] just attacking people's insecurities and trying to play mind games with them to manipulate them into thinking that they have to have what you're giving them in order to make themselves feel less sad and alone it just seems so [ __ ] up yet we have these click funnels conferences where all these rich [ __ ] stand around in circles and give each other rewards for creating the best click funnel that was able to convert the most amount of sad [ __ ] to give them their money for some [ __ ] that may or may not be worth the goddamn dime and in no way am i saying e-commerce is bad there's a large gamut of how things are executed and how people are marketed to i get the hustle i have nothing against business and e-commerce but some of these [ __ ] these gurus the way they're marketing their products they seem so deplorable to me and i hate the fact that it's like commonplace and normal for this to be like a celebrated way to get people to buy your product now i know that most you would see an ad from andrew laugh in his face click off it and move on with your day but there's always a portion of people that may be particularly self-conscious around this type of thing struggling with relationships or just having a bad day and all of a sudden they find themselves down the rabbit hole of this click funnel and are close to pulling the trigger on it and if this video stops even one person from pulling the trigger on some [ __ ] like this whether it's andrew or some other nonsense guru trying to lift money out of your pockets for some over deliver over promised nonsense uh then i consider that a w so if you'll excuse me fair warning i'm about to hit thrust that [ __ ] like button and i hope you'll do the same on this video thank you guys so much for watching as always i do appreciate your time and i appreciate all the support over the years we'll see in the next video peace you

Channel: Leon Lush

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Length: 24min 48sec (1488 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2020