SML Parody: Jeffy Goes Blind!

oh my god sorry did you get that thing out of my nightmares holy crap that's a weird dog hey look it's breaking news [Music] breaking news okay another solar eclipse is happening right now okay do not go outside without wearing any glasses okay wow another one the sun is the biggest star in the sky another one of these not the whole shebang can't look at this guy all that bull crap i'm gonna go look at the sky you can't get this guy down i'm gonna look at this guy you're not supposed to look at this guy i'm gonna look at this guy no no my god i'm in the bathroom you're in the bathroom no no no what the heck let me out the old chair in the door handle trick you'll never get out of here please what do i do now do i go in the toilet that's the last resort oh there's gotta be something i can do [Music] oh i can do an among this moment i can be an imposter i can be sassy time oh god my head oh my god okay there's the window i can get out now oh yeah i want to see it i want to see it my back oh my leg oh my pee i hurt so much alright time to watch this sun thing all right here we go i can't wait to watch oh my god it's getting dark around me it's still dark oh hello why is it darker ah hello hello i can't see anything hello hello oh hey sir how do i get back in my house you're not going to respond to me i don't know what to do all right the order's in hey guys i'm back out oh is this the bread couch guys are you here oh perfect jeffy's back all right daddy what do you think great how did he get out of the bathroom it doesn't matter he's here okay jeffy i need a favor from you what is that so we put an order in for wendy's and i need you to pick it up wait why am i picking it up why don't you just do ubereats or doordash that's what i'm saying because it costs more money okay it's like four dollars more well i can't do it yeah you can just i can't why not i'm blind you're you're blind yeah i can't see that's the best excuse you can make up you can't do it if you're not getting out of this okay i can't see anything jeffy you're gonna get in your car and you're gonna drive the wendy's and pick up the order but i can't come on jeffy i can't i don't care i can't go now oh my god have it your way okay i'm gonna have one nuggie i need to figure out how to get out of here um is it this one no why are you still playing the [ __ ] oh oh that's daddy um the gig is up jeffy well luckily i have a self-driving car because i got a tesla so it doesn't matter i gotta press the voice button like that w okay and now i have to press the first result okay uh where where is wendy's wendy's oh wendy's right there all right let's go is this wendy's wendy's not taking the face oh no i gotta find the door all right let's go it ow okay i guess that's not it okay gotta keep going come on this must be the exit yeah um excuse me ma'am is this where i pick up my order hello hello are you there oh you must be deaf you know don't worry i'm blind so we both have problems i gotta find where to go then oh so many aggro so much option uh is this where i get my one news order what you're not that wonders what i'm not no you're not one more oh okay sorry um how do i get to wendy's from here oh jeffrey are you okay teacher yes it's jackie chu why are you hitting me but you can't see me look at me i i'm trying i can't see i went blind earlier oh you went blind yeah i went blind well you're gonna need this what need one your stick i use it to be able to see oh well okay well thank you i appreciate it oh stop hitting me stop hitting me get out of here okay all right okay come on where's wendy's i can't seem to find it wow hello does anyone know where wendy's is still trying to find it when he's not getting in the face oh my god oh my god where am i oh my god i feel like i'm about something oh i am above something what is this stone oh probably on top of a bridge wow i almost jumped off a bridge this is pb oh i still need to get the wendy's yeah i'll just follow the bridge then all right where am i now i finally found something whoa that's making pretty music need something else so where am i hello oh what is this oh [Applause] i'm right here hey what's up guys me it's me bully what the hell are you doing oh i'm just trying to find where i'm at i'm really confused you know where i'm at what oh where i i can't are you freaking with me i went blind earlier i don't know where i'm at okay oh what is it wait you see you're blind yeah i can't see anything i'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you there's nothing you could do because you're blind oh yeah i got a stick [Applause] all right i'm done oh dude jesus why do you got a poo so god that much i am not carrying around you're a dog crap for this bunch i'm not carrying this for the rest of the watch you know what i'm leaving right here to disintegrate you know recycling stuff come on let's go all right rocks rocks oh where's the paper and the scissors i want to complete the whole game whoa is this my wendy's order oh i finally found the mobile order section all right time to take this back and get it to my daddy oh wow that's a really big baconator okay where am i supposed to go now uh okay okay i don't know where i'm going oh hey [Music] oh where is it i dropped my stick in my wendy's where are they yo dude seriously oh i'm sorry about that i almost hit you i i'm sorry i didn't know i was in the room i would've had to pay so much money and insurance what are you doing yo can you help me find my stick in my wendy's i don't know where they are oh what's that smell my wendy's don't worry about it it's a little cold oh god all right what's wrong with you i ca i was blinded this morning you're blind do you need like a ride or something yeah i'm trying to get home i don't even know where i'm at okay just take your crap and let's get in the car where is it here i'll help you yeah thanks mario where's jeffy he's been gone for like four hours i don't know i just really want that wendy's i'm so excited okay all right yeah that's the right couch so that means yeah there's daddy hey daddy what do i'm patting you on your head jeffy what you doing well i've got a stick now that helps because i'm blind oh come on yeah here's your wendy's brother what are you doing oh oh my gosh oh so what it's just cold should we do that stuff like raw no it's just cold massive surgery no it's wendy's look wendy's more like when this disgusting smell gonna go away look look wendy's in a party city there what no this is wendy's i went to the mobile order section and i got it right there jeffy this smells like crap well i don't smell like literal dog crap i don't know i was just trying to find wendy's jeffy come on you're still messing with me i'm actually blind what did i do to you i think he's actually blind think come on how would he be blind okay he has to be actually blind yo look at this he brought us our wendy's in a party city back jeffy why did you take so long because i was trying to find my way around town oh my god i'm done with this i'm so done i don't even know where the car is anymore oh what oh god yeah i lost the car because i i mean i was trying to get to wendy's and i ended up somewhere else that he's actually blind what am i supposed to eat now i don't know you can eat this jeffy go upstairs and tell chef peepee to make us some actual food well i'm sorry down here you can take this no get that away from me no don't crap okay well i guess i'm gonna go okay so if that's this way dog crap's that way okay this is this way okay making salad but do i use italian or a thousand island dressing i don't know oh thank you chef um where are you at i can't see you jeffy what are you doing oh hey i could cut that out well i'm trying to find you i'm trying to find you chef peepee oh there you are are you doing that to me hey chef pee pee what doing um can you make us some food you guys want some food yeah we really want some food i guess you guys can have some of this the salad oh wait wait oops is this [ __ ] is it you're lucky the lids on those i'm sorry chef pee pee i can't see where you can't see where's our food hey oh wait that's the lettuce oh lettuce that's the lettuce oh cool oh my god oh where's the lightest what what what what you put your foot in the lettuce oh i'm sorry i'm human i'm sorry baby i'm sorry what's wrong with you i'm blind wait you're actually blind yeah i got blind this morning by that sun thing that happened dang i'm sorry i feel bad for you it's fine but can we have this lettuce if you stop doing that you guys should ask them okay okay yeah let's go okay time to get out of here but first i better check this might be one of the top worst 15 foods you can eat i better check the line really fast to make sure it's safe to eat numbers okay burger king foot lettuce the last thing you wanted burger king burger is someone's foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get so this is what you got from the pika brick at the lego store yeah there's so many flowers they're all so pretty i i can't pick them myself but but why so many flowers why would i pick so many flowers i don't know maybe pick some different type of bricks okay hey guys hey guys look who's back so i'm chef pee pee said food was coming pretty soon uh what where are you guys what i'm right here there you are daddy hey daddy what doing can i poke you don't put the [ __ ] that's [Music] oh [Applause] [Applause] i i get messing with me but why would you do this to your own mom i can't say anything there's only one explanation you're actually blind i've been telling you that the whole time out of the freaking you become blind oh i looked at the sun thing why did i not realize that jeffy wait wait wait wait jeffy how how did you escape the bathroom oh i vented like a mogus i'm done i'm done jeffy if you're blind for the rest of your life then the rest of my life is going to be over oh there you are oh okay [Applause] what am i gonna do what am i gonna do there's gotta be a way to fix this wow are you a family member blind what huh well then you need to come down to my lasik eye surgery and in just a few short minutes your eyesight will be perfect once again my eyesight is fixing itself as we speak come down to detroit today to fix your eye shape sorry guys i might be hitting the tv detroit you know what that's fine jeffrey we're going to detroit we're going to detroit come on let's go uh how do we get there much later oh my god he's been driving for like four hours i'm sorry daddy oh my god that'd be worth it stop speeding daddy stop speeding chubby relax going like one mile over okay i just want to get there okay much much later and then here is the roof wow this is it why's he not looking at me oh he's fully blind falling blind then i'm glad you guys are here exactly he's legally blind all right jeffy hop in okay all right jeffy you're good yep all right starter right now it's a voice acting whoa whoa that's bright oh yeah it's so good it's super bright so how long is this gonna take how about five minutes oh geez look i'm gonna sit down all right five minutes later oh god oh jeez huh that was insane all right it is finished get in here mario it's all done yeah how you feeling driving you see me see me yeah i can see you daddy oh this is great all right are you ready to pay the bill uh yeah i just hope it's not much more than like three hundred dollars it is five thousand dollars five thousand dollars you really think there's gonna be a less than that this is crazy technology it just fixes ij in five minutes what are you expecting i've been able to see you the whole time what fight i've been able to see the whole time since when since when is it about halfway through the trip jeffy why would you not tell me that because i didn't want to ruin the road trip it was having so much fun me and you father and son time right [Applause] [Music]

Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 510,361

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml jeffy, jeffy sml, sbl jeffy, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, sml movie jeffy, sml parody jeffy, 2021, sml parody jeffy goes blind, jeffy goes blind

Id: IN35r79npRY

Length: 16min 31sec (991 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 25 2022