SML Parody: Jeffy's Allergy!

all right jeffy i got you every single type of green bean they make so you're gonna try one of them and you're gonna like them okay well let me show you what we got here okay green beans yeah a lot of options green beans i don't want any of those oh look at these these look yeah they're good to throw ow come on those are the fruit cups that have grammys in them i thought you'd like them die oh what happened to my helmet you know i don't like green beans day mommy knows i don't like green beans i love corn not green meat jeffy i know you really love corn but you didn't know you liked corn so you tried corn so you're gonna try green beans because you don't know if you like them or not nope nada please absolutely not not even a lick combo espanol mario you know he hates green beans he likes corn you should be happy he likes even one vegetable i don't care i want him to try green beans well i'm not trying them daddy ah come on jeffy i got you every type of green bean i even got you natural green beans i hate to pick these from the field one by one so you're gonna try one hey dad have you ever heard of green bean bowling green bean bowling does that involve you eating green beans yeah sure come over here okay come over here let me do something real quick not the tower of green bees oh my god i gotta strike let's go baby daddy please just try one one singular green bean just put it in your mouth and swallow how much did these cost you daddy uh that's not important well it's important to your bank account because i'm not eating any of them oh come on all right i'm gonna go see you today hey junior you want to play some mario kart why are you so obsessed with getting jeffy to eat a green bean you know he likes corn i know he likes corn but if i'm being honest i made a bet with bowser yeah it was about three years ago i said i would get jeffy to eat one singular green bean before he turns 18 and then i'd win the bet but if i lose the bet i don't want to lose the bet okay i just want to eat that green bean okay what happens if you lose the bet mario okay he cuts off my ball stack but that's not important i want him to eat the green bean i think you should be ready to be ballis oh my god well i do have one more secret plan but i'm gonna need some of these green beans hey chef pee pee i need you to turn these green beans in the french fries seriously mario i think it's time to let go man i mean you've been on this green bean crab forever it's time to just move on okay i can't chef pee pee my ball sack is on the line so can you do it how am i supposed to do that that's like literally impossible those are green beans and they are not french fries french fries come from potatoes mario green beans come from green beans go back to school i know chef pee pee but there's gonna be some way well in that case you'll be glad to meet my new beautiful pretty cute airfryer isn't she amazing mario uh this doesn't look new to me okay it's not new okay it's not brand new okay it's five years old okay i got it out the dumpster but that doesn't matter it still works well if it works can you do it yeah i mean i can throw anything in there and i'll fry it up so those green beans they'll get nice and crispy they'll probably look like french fries if i'm being honest okay perfect then do it i should really be getting paid for this good news rosalina the green beans are becoming french fries seriously mario you're still trying to get jeffy to eat a green bean you know it and they're about to be done soon so get jeffy back on the couch quick all right jeffy hey what's up mommy no green beans no green beans good hey chef baby are they done i don't know mario let's look all right it's fancy okay this is the moment of truth oh my goodness oh my damn oh my goodness they're fresh fries i can't believe it worked mario but there you go okay sick french fries let's go whoa funny seeing you guys here well jeffy since you don't like green beans i got you some french fries french fries oh i love french fries daddy thank you so much all right oh you're welcome chubby i can't wait to eat them ah wait a second something seems off they smell like green beans that doesn't smell like green beans that's a coincidence this is not a green bean is it no it's a green bean it's not craving it's a green meat how did you know because daddy i know the smell of green beans from anywhere oh my god you know what daddy what i'm about to ah jeffy i'm done okay i'm done for the day trying to eat green beans so let's move on with their lives uh you have a doctor's appointment so let's go i have a doctor's appointment i don't want him to touch my pee pee tell me don't say that he's not gonna touch your baby all right well let's go then all right let's go all right jeffy yearly checkup i hope you don't have the cough cough or any other thing like that i hope i have chlamydia daddy what did you just say oh i said that i wanted chlamydia oh my god why do i come in here jeffy because cody told me he had it and it sounds really cool doesn't that sound awesome sounds poggers also it must give you superpowers or something because cody has to leave clash every 10 minutes to check on his pee pee that's a pretty cool superpower considering he gets to skip class oh my god okay jeffy you are next up so come back here for your checkup oh all right i'm gonna go ow you didn't see anything daddy ah all right i'm here hey what's up brother from another mother how's it going uh bro yeah how's it doing bro tell me about yourself you're feeling good my name is dr balsack that's jamaican bro you feel oh can you tell me if i have chlamydia you think you have chlamydia oh this is the worst case in history i'm so sorry take out your boss oh i want it okay moving on kid okay well i'm here for my yearly checkup yes sir take out those shoes from me okay no that was just a joke man you know what i like to play oh god oh god that smell i'm sorry okay i haven't showered in four days put your feet away man okay i'll put it i can smell that right through the mask all right not helping i'm sorry about that my mask is falling off whatever all right man so let me just feel around make sure everything feels okay all right okay feeling good you having fun with that oh feeling good in the hood man okay you're gonna feel my feet next hell no brother oh okay don't even play like that well am i okay yeah man you're looking great man you have any concerns you like to tell me about well i actually have one thing okay tell me all about the bruh listen from one brother to another i need you to do me a solid well what are you talking about here i need you to tell my parents that i'm allergic to green beans bro are you here for a checkup huh or you're trying to get smacked up bruh well i just want that okay can you do that for me no any br i can't lie bruh but why not i can never tell a lie why not i ain't a snitch you know i come straight from the hood i ain't no snitch you wouldn't be a snitch by lying if anything that makes you not a snitch listen man why would i do this i can't just say you're allergic to green beans well i can give you some money for it good money i'm a doctor man i make the most money in history i get paid so much i am rich so you're rich i huh nobody man you don't understand i had to spend all my money to go to school to be a stupid doctor and now i'm hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt man i'm so broke man i can't even afford lucky charms i'm sorry to hear that here i can get you some lucky charms with some money 20 20 dollars none yup 20 if you make me a doctor's note saying that i'm alert to green beans okay man i guess i'll get to that doctor's excuse all right perfect okay okay bro here's your notes i know man i'm the goat whoa wait it honestly doesn't look that legit but you have your name on there so i could just call you yeah man i even signed it right there dr balsack you see what i'm saying bro oh yeah i got it so what will just do for me well man as long as you have this anya they can't feed you green beans and that mean nobody can feed you green beans oh really wait they can't at all nope i put the salad there for you i made sure to do your salad if anyone tries to feed you the green beans they're gonna have jail time they're gonna be locked up oh thank you so much man honestly that's a good job you're doing so you know what here's another 20 for your trouble oh my god man you're loaded i'm gonna buy so many fruity pebbles and lucky charms man all right awesome thank you you did me having a good day you too all right peace out bro all right jeffy what's that oh the doctor's gonna die oh let me see no no no you're not allowed to see yet what do you mean i'm your parent i will show you when we get home okay why because i want mommy to hear too okay let's get home then all right hey rosalina we're back you didn't clean up any of this no why would i do that whenever you could do it some marriage anyway jeffy has this note and apparently he wants to reveal it to the both of us so go ahead jeffy all right so basically when i went to the doctors today i was finally able to get something diagnosed and i've been waiting to get diagnosed for years but i just didn't want to tell you is it chlamydia basically no it's not chlamydia daddy okay good good basically i have an allergy to green meat what yeah read this dear who may be concerned by patience what's that say what what's that name say what has been diagnosed with allergies to green beans this means that these preventative measures must be taken or you will face jail time for child abuse so basically you can no longer feed me or else i can't breathe and my face will swap what's wrong day what what's wrong what is this jeffy this can't be real i don't believe it well there's my doctor's name right [Music] dr ballsack that's him yeah it is and look you can call him if you don't believe him oh my god jeffy you're telling me all this time this is why you don't want to eat green beans oh oh my god i can't i can't i don't know what to say do you believe this i mean his doctor is written right there at the bottom yeah but this is a green bean allergy who has a green bean allergy i do you know there's some people that are allergic to the sun right yeah but i never heard of this before well oh wow what am i gonna do chef pee pee makes you green means every night what's it gonna make you now i don't know but it's about dinner time right now so you better tell them something hmm how about this how about chocolate cake daddy no no chocolate cake how about cool no corn why not i'll tell him to whip up something else i'll just tell him all right see you today okay see ya who's going to clean this stuff not me not me hey chef pee pee i know you got to make jeffy for dinner tonight i know too mario it's green beans it's green beans it's always green beans i gotta waste my stupid ass time making green beans for your kid who doesn't even eat them he just throws them against the wall and guess we gotta clean it up every damn day but actually no green beans wait no cream beans what are you talking about mario chef is allergic to green beans i don't know what happened but all i know is my balls are getting cut off chef pee pee oh my god that's actually good news i can make something other than green beans for jeffy this is awesome oh my god i never made jeffy anything other than green beans what am i going to do i don't know what to do well just make them whatever apps you want to do i don't care anything but chocolate cake but you don't understand it it's different mario i've never cooked him anything else for dinner but why is it any different it's different you don't understand oh i'm panicking i don't know what to do mario i'm panicking a panic about panicking i'm just gonna leave no you're panicking i'm panicking i'm panicking meanwhile all right now that i got rid of the green beans and got them on my back now i can have the corn oh my god there's corn well i want oh my god no my face ah i landed face versus the green beans oh no oh no oh my god i could have died i could have died i need an employee i need an employee right now hey boy what's popping you shopping i'm not shopping tony how do you know my name it says it on your name tag oh you're right i've totally forgot about that listen i've got a problem all right i landed on these green beans right here oh sorry i didn't know someone must have made a mess on the floor well we can take care of that right now i'm sorry sir i want your manager but we don't need a manager over a messer i'm allergic to grain beans you know i could have died here oh oh sorry sir yeah i can get a manager for you actually i want the owner the owner we don't need to get the owner involved he's really busy i'm gonna shoot target you're gonna sue target yeah for two million dollars that that's a lot of money sir yeah it is so i want you to get the owner and i'm gonna shoe him all right well what what's your name sir jeffy see i said on my shirt jab thing all right jeffy that's fine with me i'll give it to the board of directors and you know what they'll be able to give you some assistance all right thanks cronie all right see you around see you later so you're really not gonna clean this up no it is your mess hey guys i'm back tell me where did you go oh i was at target so you wanted the owner of target good man what what's going on i own target wait what is happening right now jeffy oh i'm showing target you're suing target yeah there were green beans on the ground and i fell face first in them so i could have died yeah that's a really big concern so green beans though green beans yeah i'm layers of green beans i don't believe i don't believe it either i've never heard of that before you know i've heard of some pretty crazy stuff like allergies to the sun you know allergies to ants water but yeah water too i mean that's really rare but green beans out of all things yeah that's so specific i doubt that and you know you hate green beans so this makes me feel like this is fake it's not fake look here's my doctor's note and it says of my doctor down there that i'm allergic to green meat all right all right i i understand so do you want to settle or what yeah i want to settle can you bring it down to 1 million yeah how about 1 million that's fine one million dollars well i wasn't gonna sell them for two what so before we get started with the settlement i want to offer you something well what is it veggie chips i love veggie chips oh my gosh give me no give me them give me them oh those taste so good i got you now what what do you mean you know there's a lot of flavors and veggie chips right yeah well here's the thing those green ones they're made with green bean ingredients yeah and you ate them so you know what is your throat shutting no are you able to breathe yes are you swelling up no then you're not alluded to green beans so you've been lying this is a fake document and that's illegal so i'm going to be still in this doctor no no not dr ballstag he's a real one oh my god jeffy how could you you lied to us yeah of course i would what oh of course you would jeffy you're so crap don't grab me please you know what i just thought of something huh i'm not gonna ground you jeffy yay under one condition what's the condition you gotta eat one green bean open wide [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 17min 26sec (1046 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 18 2022