SML Parody: Homeless Jeffy!

oh wow that's a good looking garbage can guess i'll start eating then i just spent the entire day homeless and you're not going to believe what happened let's take it from the top [Music] ew pour pour oh shoot wrong part uh go a little bit farther back now we're talking all right run it oh why he's picking a badge so hard maybe this one no i don't really like that one or this one father may i have some green beans no not now jeffy i'm very busy oh maybe this one i'll never ask again this one this one guy what's with all the badges jeffy i have a very important meeting to get to you're making me late meeting with who what the target executives i have to do a meeting with them oh where's it at uh in the big city oh can i go with no you can't go to the big city you'll get lost and i can't keep track of you there uh what if i stay in the car you're not gonna stay in the car you'll just leave what's your stupid meeting about anyway well if you have to know i want to change the red target logo to a blue target logo but isn't that walmart's color no let me explain all right so basically well let me skip this part it's really boring and that's why i need to change it to blue dai can you say all that again uh no i can't say that again you made me five minutes late no i'm just gonna pick all the badges uh there's food in the fridge jeffy you feed yourself today oh man i'm gonna be so late i'm gonna be so late i better hurry up jeffy i know you're back there how'd you know because i could smell you from up here but how because you haven't showered in like three weeks four weeks actually it's four weeks but jeffy if i take you with me do you promise to sit in the car yeah sure but what's with all your badges well you see i couldn't pick the right badge so i just decided to wear them all whatever day i'll stay in the car and i promise i won't get lost i never get lost no you're not jeffy i'm right here oh hey dad what are you doing here uh going to my big target meeting that's what i'm doing now you better go back to the car don't do anything else don't get lost oh where's the car oh god oh man i'm really nervous i hope this meeting goes well all right where's that car uh somewhere around here maybe i don't know daddy should look right here oh god i might be lost it's okay i can just uh shoot i guess i'm lost oh god car car come on to tesla should be able to drive to me oh god i'm lost well guess i'm homeless oh man if i'm gonna be homeless i really gotta fit the park i need like the shine and all that in the jar oh hey look a conveniently placed homeless sign in a jar for money i wonder who put that there i'm sure they won't mind if i use it well spare change this is kind of boring you know what i'm about to take a nap and when i wake up i better see a thousand bucks in there bet [Music] oh man i got a dollar wow no i just gotta take 999 more naps and i can buy whatever i want hey wait what are you doing hey that was my dollar oh man i'm about to go somewhere else oh wow is that water i'm about to take a bath i feel raggedy oh my bro's a little scratchy i might have 19 all right time to feel this water hey what are you doing oh crap it's a pd run wait what if you're gonna get a bath let me get you a towel from the lounge hey come back oh man i think i lost brooklyn guy all right i'm about to make some street art because i gotta go oh jeffy is that you no i mean yes i mean morty what are you doing here well i'm always at the city at 7 45 p.m on a thursday but what's with the beard and the hoodie are you stalking me no i was on my way to get some food oh well i'm kind of hungry but i don't need that morty i'm homeless now oh i wish i could help you out but i don't carry cash i only carry apple pay oh well that's unfortunate well i better go i'm really hungry see ya wait maury i gotta get back to my car oh god yeah okay okay i can do this i'm ready i'm prepared yeah i'm definitely prepared oh look at all this work i did oh they'll like this they'll like this okay here we go thank you everybody for coming to my presentation today i worked really hard on it as you can see uh i think it's a topic you all really like uh which is uh that i want to turn the uh target logo you know you know the big circle and the thought i want to make that green no no i mean blue i mean blue so you can see blue uh and over here as you can see i did the calculations so it's all taken care of you know i did the circumference and all that oh and down here uh two plus two equals four you guys like that and that's more math oh and over here in case you're wondering i did do the pros and cons now as you can see the pros are it's not red it's really cool it's dope and my personal favorite it's uh it's not dumpy um oh and as you can see there are no cons that's whatsoever no cons so thoughts hmm interesting hi buddy cover the frog i thought you got fired oh i did get fired buddy but money talks i bought my way to the top ceo baby i agree okay okay well we don't gotta be like that look what if we do half the logo red and then half logo blue does that work i don't hate it but i definitely don't love it i do like the color blue but i don't really like you buddy and since this idea is coming out of your dumb brain i'm ready to veto it right now in fact i might even fire you agreed sir oh man please you can't do this to me i need the promotion even more i need to be one of the ceos nobody that sounds awful oh god these awful ideas we even got you on this meeting i kind of want you out of my office agreed come on kermit i really need this promotion i don't want my son living out on the streets i hate living out on the street i gotta go find some food i'm getting hungry oh wow that's a good looking garbage can guess i'll start eating then oh hey kid is that you frank wow okay you look awful you homeless or something yeah oh you smell how could you tell well first the sketch and also that see this got it on the streets oh that's nice frank you were homeless once yeah i remember bad times it gets worse uh what well anyway kid you can't just eat out of the trash it's unsanitary if you want to survive you gotta beg people for money or food or something oh well frank can i have a 20 oh oh you know what i didn't bring my wallet and i don't carry cash oh my limo's here uh see you later kid but oh man i gotta find some money somewhere oh frank's right i gotta start asking people for money if i'm gonna survive uh hi mr atm can i get like a thousand bucks no all right fine put the money in the bag shoot i have a bag oh crap i'm gonna figure something else out oh i'm so hungry maybe i'll just sit on his bench and take a nap oh that feels nice maybe i'll just rest my eyes oh man where's that kid i just want to help him out nobody should be on the streets like that is that hey kid yo kid is that you brooklyn guy i mean uh oh i was just sitting here well no kid i'm just here to help you out i got some towels i got some i got some food you need like a blanket or something really kid how did you even end up on the streets are you like looking for somebody or what yeah i can't find my daddy oh your dad where's he at he's at the target meeting oh your dad's at the target meeting that's right down the block i can take you there it's not far come on kid oh really okay all right kid target building is right here going in and uh your dad should be in there oh thanks brooklyn guy i'll go in there i hope daddy's got some spare change i could use it for a pizza all right here i go oh come on kermit just be reasonable out of my office i agree no you can't do that to me i'm the person at the target it's fine hey what's up anybody got money in here i need money i'm homeless now i need money we got money watch you ew is that a homeless person no not in my office my fresh new office oh god gross oh hey karma what's going on hey i'm just looking for money i can curse you oh god what am i gonna do i'm gonna have to re-shampoo my floors i'm gonna need new walls i'm gonna need you everything come on i really want wendy's frosty agreed will you knock that off kermit i haven't showered in weeks please get him out ew ew poor poor poor oh man oh hey mister back up you smell awful look let's get you out of here so i can keep my job i don't want to go no you're going let's go i can't believe i can officially say that my meeting got ruined by a homeless person thanks a lot for that you're welcome daddy what what wait jeffy yeah is that you yeah what what's with the beard and then the hoodie well that you left me all alone i got lost and now i'm homeless you got lost yeah jeffy the car's right there oh shoot i had no idea you had no way whatever i'm just glad you're not lost anymore all right let's go home all right all right jeffy let's get you home and cleaned up because oh oh you stink really bad all right daddy all right let's go [Music] something wrong what uh who's that two jumpies two jumpies spare change this is [Music] you

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Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 22 2021