SML Movie: The Cat In The Hat

oh man oh man i can't wait for the new episode of charlie and friends that comes on in 30 minutes i'm not going to miss this one hey dad what do you want junior i'm trying to watch charlie and friends check out my fart gun fart gun what does it do pull the trigger okay i don't know what i expected it farts yeah yeah i guess i see it it's cool now get out of here i'm trying to watch charlie and friends oh can i watch it with you no i'm trying to watch it alone oh okay i wish i had a milkshake milkshake did you say milkshake yeah i really want a milkshake you know what i want one too i guess i'll get chef pee pee to save me and get a milkshake oh can i go no look you're gonna stay here you better not break anything this house better be spotless when i come back i'm not going to break anything dad come on chef pee pee you're taking me to get a milkshake wait what go go milkshake go only have 30 minutes i'm going bowser ding all right dude you better not make a mess while i'm gone i'm not gonna make a mess dad i'm gonna play with my fart gun that's so cool [Music] all right i'm bored was that a bump that bump made me jump you someone at the door hello hello jello who are you i'm the cat in the hat how about that you're a cat wearing a hat yep step step everything i say must end in a rhyme or else it would be quite a crime oh so you hit the rhyme with everything you say it's a pain in my ass but it makes me some cash they pay you to rhyme you're like a rapper no no it's really a curse like a bug in your purse bug in your purse that was a dumb rhyme i know bro what do you want to come inside yes i won't make a mess okay let's go inside let's go inside clyde clyde my name is junior okay welcome to inside my house mr cat this is my kitchen hey you little stink get me a drink little stink my name is junior yeah i'll get you a drink i got you a sprite a sprite well that's just right so what are you doing here anyway it sounded like you needed some fun so let's make a sandwich hand me a bun a bun okay all i have is this bread bread that's not what i said well i mean it's kind of like a bun will this work i guess but where's the rest oh let me get some more stuff baloney baloney don't be such a phony yeah cheese cheese can you say please please mayonnaise mayonnaise only on tuesdays well today's friday well no mayonnaise for you i i would have rather had mountain dew okay um well i guess that finishes the sandwich then no no we need some flour to make your sandwich a little less sour all right i don't i don't usually put flour on my sandwiches but what are you doing you're making a big mess but my dad said don't make a bed you're making a huge mess my dad said don't make a mess hmm do you have a rake i'm gonna balance this cake on a rake for goodness sake catch the cake hey you're making a mess i'm not making a mess i'm just having some fun aren't you having a time oh fine no you're making a mess i'm gonna get grounded i'm gonna juggle some plates it gets me a lot of dates are you sure you know how to juggle i know how to juggle it's really no struggle you said you knew how to juggle i lied but i tried let's go watch some tv follow me cat we can't watch tv we have to clean up that mess you made we should watch tennis it'll help with our fitness that doesn't rhyme cat you broke the lamp 15 love there must be something wrong with my glove what have you seen my bowling ball bowling ball no you haven't seen it at all no so you didn't see it in a bathroom stall no maybe it's at the mall maybe or it's in your wall it's not in my wall stop what are you doing it's not in there maybe it got eaten by a bear bears don't eat bowling balls are you sure you're right if they're hungry enough they just might no it would break their teeth oh there it is right under our noses okay you found your stupid bowling ball can we fix the mess in my house let's go bowling this ball is good for rolling yeah cause it's round do you own a bike no then watch me get this strike chad you broke my dead tv i can fix it yes i can watch dude we came as soon as you called what's going on yeah you sounded really upset on the phone guys there's a cat wearing a hat and he's destroying my entire house but dude that's just a horrible book yeah it's just a dr seuss book junior no he's real let's come inside yeah see guys look what's going on dude damn i just fixed it yes i did i just fixed it how'd i do kid you didn't fix it you made it worse all he does is break stuff and talking rhymes wait talking rhymes yeah all he does is talking rhymes oh dude i think i know how to fix this oh say this okay i'll try that hey you can really rhyme anything oh i can rhyme anything it's a kitty thing okay then say the word orange orange uh the door hinge yeah joseph that didn't work oh my bad dude uh uh try this oh okay uh how about purple purple [Laughter] guys his head just exploded there's nothing rhymes with purple oh no guys my dad's home oh dude i'm out of here what's up guys oh no the house is destroyed what the hell happened to my vision junior what happened to the kitchen uh uh burglars broke in burglars yeah and they and they ransacked the entire house they were looking for money and jewelry was it i hid upstairs dad oh i can't believe those damn burglars well i'ma call the cops hey there somebody call the cops yes officer i did look somebody broke into our house and destroyed everything that's pretty serious you see who did it no but my son did tell him junior uh yeah someone broke into our house well do you see what he looked like yeah hold on let me get my police sketch pad here please sketch pad yeah if i can draw the guy then i can find him so just tell me what he looked like what do you look like yeah what the guy looked like uh it was a cat oh hold on i'm sorry did you say a cat yeah a cat huh okay i'm not very good at drawing cats i usually do people what color was this cat black i knew it i i mean uh okay black cat yeah he had a white face okay okay a michael jackson cat i got that any characteristics that will help me find this cat uh he was wearing a top hat oh a top hat he's fancy he's a fancy cat with his fancy little hat on uh the top hat it had red and white stripes on it oh okay red and white stripes let me just get my other pen here red and white okay any tattoos no no of course not he's a cat he wouldn't have that too is that just be silly all right yeah i think that's good uh is this our guy uh yep kinda okay i'll put this posted downtown we're gonna find this guy well actually i already know where he's at but really where is he he's in my dad's room missing his head oh my god kid well at least you caught this crazy maniac i'll go get the body that's it junior i'm never letting you stay home alone ever again [Music]

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, junior, puppet, puppets, show, cody, joseph, friends, friend, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, entertainment, the cat in the hat, cat, mess, destroy, house, chef, tv break, hilarious, laugh

Id: Y1Ji7-a5njY

Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 20 2021