SML Movie: Jeffy's Pen Pal!

hey daddy can i pour glitter all over the couch no why i think it would make the council look pretty pretty no it would not make the couch pretty pretty and make the couch messy messy how about you do something less messy like make your christmas list for santa claus santa claus can lick my jingle balls jeffy did you just say balls no i said bells i said jingle bells i heard balls cause that's because you have a dirty mind that you need to get your mind out of gutter look how about you just make your christmas list for santa claus all right daddy hmm now what do i want for christmas [Applause] why why why are you hitting me because you spelled glitter all over the couch no i didn't yes you dude with your elbow well i'm sorry for having elbows i'll go get them surgically removed just for you for christmas daddy jeffy clean up this glitter right now i gotta make my christmas list for santa claus you don't get a christmas list anymore because you're a bad boy and santa thinks you're a bad boy santa thinks you're a bad boy what you just glitter all over the the couch and you make my life horrible ah mario you're too hard on him he spell glitter all over the couch he didn't mean to mario it was an accident an accident i think he did it on purpose every move he makes is the chess piece being moved off the board he he thinks of everything everything he does is planned and telling him that he's not going to get any christmas presents this year is mean he's not going to get anything he's not mario go help him make his christmas list okay on this christmas list i'm gonna put a vacuum to clean up all this glitter jeffy i'm sorry for yelling at you let's make your christmas list daddy jeffy what are you doing in there oh why does my daddy hate me jeffy what was that noise you know it's just me complaining oh i thought you had someone in here anyway jeffy i'm sorry for yelling at you so i'm gonna help you make your christmas list oh help me make my christmas list daddy oh jeffy just grab a piece of paper and let's make your christmas list all right dave well i actually already wrote my list to santa claus you already wrote it beep uh dear santa claus what i want for christmas is a playstation five love jeffy yep daddy all i wanted to playstation five well just put your letter in this note to the north pole oh give me your north pole daddy ow jeffy just put it in here all right fine all right baby hide this just said we said to the north pole what all right jeffy we just sent your letter to the north pole okay daddy i'm so excited for santa claus to start making my playstation 5. um mario no you didn't it's right here oh daddy you didn't mail my letter to santa claus baby why couldn't you lie with me why can't you have my back oh yeah oh you were supposed to lie with me sorry mario all right jeffy i i it must have fell out of the mailbox i'll go put it back in there yeah dad you better mail my letter to santa claus what are they even gonna send it to if i put it in the box mario they'll find a place to mail it go go there is no north pole hey there face eater you freak what you want you get your first piece of mail maybe it's a letter from one of the families of your victims but never begins meals while i'm in years all right let's see what kind of mails i got let's see dear santa claus what the what i want for christmas is a playstation 5. love jeffy oh my god i got a secret admirers i hope he's got a tasty face i'm going to write back all right jeffy i just sent your letter to the north pole daddy i don't care which i had to pull she's on i'm still throwing cash as long as she's twerking that bottom what i don't even know what baby you you never cleaned up the glitter oh was i supposed to wait you you cook it clean that's what you do right oh but mario it's so pretty they look like shiny stars it looks like a big mess look i'm gonna grab some paper towels to clean it up paper towels i don't have a vacuum so i don't know how to clean it up um it's pronounced vacuum daddy i think it's so many paper towels who's at the door uh hello hello i was going through your mail and i found a letter for you you can't go to my mail i know it is a federal offense so evil just give me my mail okay who's at the door mario it was the devil and he brought mail for jeffy oh maybe he's santa claus oh mario did you write a fake response to jeffy from santa no why would i entertain him all right the letter says hey jeffy i love you too you'll get a playstation 5 if you send me a shovel love face eater mario why would you write that i did not write that who's face eater maybe it's santa claus secret name no you'd probably go by cookie eater or milk drinker not face eater oh maybe he likes sucking face because you know mrs claus got that wagon baby who would send this to jeffy i don't know this is really weird mario and why would this person want jeffy to send him a shovel mario look at the news [Music] breaking news okay the known criminal face eater who was convicted of eating 10 people's faces was denied parole for the fifth time earlier today he scheduled for the electric chair next month and he's currently being held in solitary confinement at the north pole penitentiary prison what mario criminal is writing letters to our son jeffy why is this happening i don't know baby when i wrote north pole on the envelope they accidentally said at the north pole prison joey santa claus or not no jeffy it's not santa claus but sam claus wrote me a letter and said that he needs to shovel so what if he's stuck in the snow or something it's not santa claus he's not stuck in the snow this is a criminal dang just because santa claus breaks into people's houses and leaves presents behind does not make him a criminal this is a criminal jeff he's not santa claus and you're not helping him you're not sending him a shovel but jennifer needs to shovel daddy so i'm going to shoot him and shove him up no you're not you're grounded you're going to your room oh all right jeffy you're going to stay in your room because you're grounded you're not going anywhere but santa claus needs my help you're not gonna help him he needs your shovel what you're saying in your room you're grounded what am i gonna do to help santa claus oh what am i gonna do today hey jeffy i was under the covers the whole time i heard everything how do we help santa claus well santa claus is stuck in the snow junior and i need you to go to the store and buy a shovel and then military north poles until we can help shampoo okay i'm on my way i'll get a shovel all right thanks junior hey face eater you freak you called these freaks one more times i'm gonna break out of here i'm gonna eat your face off yeah well i don't know who's been sending you all this mail but they just sent you a package now i'm a very trusting person so i didn't look through it but i trust you to tell me if there's anything bad in here instead of trying to break out all right now open up the gate so i can put it in there all right here you go you freak oh it's hard to get out of here i need to face off sloping from my lover jeffy well let's see what's hit me oh boyfriend i want to see you still with my mom hey face eater you freak i got your dinner your goldfish crackers and don't worry you can just eat the faces if you want to hey i'm talking to you face eater are you in there you you freak you're a freak i don't know is he dead oh people be dead oh please don't be dead who am i gonna bully now face eater freak oh no what's this oh crap he dug his way out of prison we got a cold black oh i hope santa claus gets that shovel hey again it's me oh shackles santa claus is that you yeah yeah it's me santy claus ho ho ho you don't look like santa claus uh oh oh that that's because i'm in disguise yeah i don't want anybody to recognize me oh okay that makes sense come on inside santa claus all right santa claus this is my room it's a pretty nice place to get here kid how much is rent oh i don't pay rent really that's a pretty sweet gig oh yeah i got a question for you what does a teardrop tattoo on your face mean does that mean you're a crybaby oh yeah i got a teardrop tattoo for every face i've eaten i mean i mean uh for every present i delivered yeah okay and what's the number on your neck me oh well that that's so that that's how many elves i got okay yeah hey listen do you have a [ __ ] well that's what i do right here here you go oh cool thanks thanks and uh do you have any uh barbecue sauce for your face no that's okay i'll just have to eat it raw then oh i don't know what i got a question where's my playstation 5. listen kid i don't know what that is i've been in the slammer for the last 20 years but you told me that you would give me a playstation 5 if i got you a shovel okay okay whatever just let me eat your face first oh can you come see my daddy he doesn't believe that santa claus is real no i'm not gonna do that but i need you to come see my daddy okay fine fine just whatever whatever will help me get your face faster okay now you need to put on your santa claus outfit i i don't i don't have that all right hold on let me go get you one i'll be right back all right now you look like santa claus so let's go say hi to my daddy yeah let's just go ahead and get this over with i'm hungry well actually i got a question real quick why are you wearing lipstick oh let's just say in prison i had to do some stuff i ain't proud of no come on let's hurry this up okay mario how long is jeffy going to be grounded for until that criminal gets the electric chair because jeffy was trying to help him escape jeffy go back to your room you were not supposed to leave you're grounded but daddy i got a surprise for you did you get a vacuum to clean up all this glitter no even better i'm gonna turn you into a believer what are you talking about oh santa claus get in here ho ho ho ho mario it's santa claus i can't believe it santa claus is really here man you guys are idiots i mean yeah it's me santy claus yeah daddy and you didn't want me sending him a shovel so he could escape because you were trying to help a criminal but this is the real santa claus yeah yeah here here i am mario i can't believe santa claus is here yeah so how long are you gonna be here santa claus oh uh you know i was thinking about staying here for a little while well you can stay here as long as you need you can even share a room with jeffy oh great great yeah hey jeffy why don't we just get this lumber party started now okay i can't believe santa claus is really here how are you we met the real santa the real santa i'm a believer all right kid let me eat your face no one's playing around you sure talk about eating faces a lot well it's cause i'm hungry my name is face eater what do you expect oh well do you want me to go get you some ketchup or mustard or something yeah yeah actually that'd be good okay hold on mario what do you think jeffy and santa claus are doing in there they're probably writing jeffy's christmas list [Music] breaking news okay face eater the scary criminal has escaped from prison by digging his way out using a shuttle how he got the shovel we have no idea but if you see him call 911 immediately because he's extremely dangerous oh no how do you think he escaped mario i don't know but i don't think jeffy helped him because he's been with santa claus this whole time you're right mario hey hey have you guys seen face either no but i just saw on the news that he escaped yeah the tracker and his anus says he's in this house somewhere but in this house don't worry mario santa will protect him yes santa claus will protect him with santa claus yeah santa claus showed up a few minutes ago and he's been hanging out with jeffy in his room uh uh could could you point me to the room that santa claus is in please yeah he's in jeffy's room the one with the bunk beds cool thank you yeah i got face eater he's in a kid's room there you are freeze put your hands up no no no drop the floor don't do i said drop the floor no no stay away from me don't don't you cut me don't make me do it don't make me deadly no [ __ ] oh god what happened he came at me with a fork i had to put him down i didn't have a choice oh santa claus okay uh huh is jeffy okay oh yeah yeah yeah jeffy's safe but he's gonna need years of therapy oh god so am i you folks have a merry [Music] christmas [Music] so

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, pen pal, prison, prisoner, comedy, skit, entertainment, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, rosalina, mario, super mario, nintendo, brooklyn guy, puppet, friends

Id: 6zbFiv95XjU

Length: 13min 2sec (782 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020