SML Movie: The Watch [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] hey daddy can't play fortnite in here fortnite no jeffy you can't play fortnite you're always playing video games why don't you read a book or something why don't you read these nuts daddy you're not playing video games you do something else get exercise or something all right daddy how about an interview an interview yep i can do an interview okay all right daddy first question why the [ __ ] can i play for not because jeffy video if the video games are bad for you you need exercise or something all right second question [ __ ] you that's not even a question jeffy all right third question you're [ __ ] high high [Music] hey what happened to the lights did they run away no jeffy the power just went out i don't know why it went out hold on let let me call an electrician just hold on give me a second give me a second uh hello you should have seen the look on your face you were like oh yo you know what you are you're just a big old scaredy cat oh man that was good well well i called because i'm a meow scaredy cat i called because my power went up do you want some catnip scaredy cat no no i i called because [ __ ] cat i i called it because [ __ ] i i'm sorry that that was that one wasn't a cat that that was that was mean what's going on i i called because my power went out oh yeah i can see that so i i wanted you to help me turn the lights back on oh i can do that because i'm an electrician but you can just call me thomas edison because because he and he invented the light bulb you know so is it so can you turn the lights on or not yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go get the work oh mama so do you know why my power would go out oh yeah the same reason my wife left me because she's a [ __ ] a dirty [ __ ] oh oh yeah oh what's that you want me to turn you on oh right oh oh lower oh oh you freaky uh could you give us a little privacy please but yeah yeah sure all right now where's the g-switch at daddy how long is it gonna be dark for it shouldn't be dark too much longer jeffy the guy's working on electricity right now he can fix it any minute he fixed it already it is hot in there how did you turn it on so fast oh you know i got those magic fingers i know how to work it oh well how much do i owe you owe me you actually want to pay me for what i just did no believe me it was my pleasure don't worry about it okay well are you sure they're not gonna like turn back off uh they shouldn't but if they do you give me a call and i will give them a spanking that i guess i'll take off all right you forgot your shirt oh yeah this old thing all right okay thank god the electricity's back on dang can i play fortnite now no no jeffy you're not playing fortnite just just get ready for bed one day i'm not tired well go get your pj's on it's time for you to go to bed it's past your bedtime jeffy fine daddy who could that be uh hello hey mario you want to know what's due at midnight uh my house your house payment you're right well midnight's not for another few hours i know that mario see i have a watch a forty thousand dollar watch for forty thousand dollars for a watch oh yeah i'm that paid mario a forty thousand dollar rolex watch you wanna know how i can afford a watch like this how people making their house payments on time so what i'm gonna do is mario i'm gonna come inside sit on the couch and wait till midnight to collect my house payment on time invite me in mario okay come in don't mind if i do so uh what do you want to do until midnight well we could play rock paper give me your house payment i really like that game well what if i only choose rocker paper mario if you do not have your house payment i'm gonna take this screwdriver shove it up your ass therefore you can feel what i feel every single day when you screw me in the ass by not giving me your house payment but i'm not gonna have to do that because you have your house payment right mario right right i definitely have my house payment yeah that's exactly what i thought mario oh come on again what happened am i dead no the power just went out the power went out what what does that mean mario your powers never went out no does that only happen to poor people no it happens to everyone it happens during thunderstorms sometimes electricity just goes out mario did you not pay your electricity bill no i paid it i think it's just faulty wiring i don't know what's going on look it's back on everything's fine well thank god so what do you want to do until midnight what the [ __ ] what where the [ __ ] did my watch go mario you're watching what are you talking about before the power went out my [ __ ] watch was on my wrist and then boom the power came back on and my watch [ __ ] gone houdini as [ __ ] oh well i didn't touch i didn't touch this tube i don't know what happened to it maybe maybe it slipped off your arm more you you better find my [ __ ] watch well me i'm not the one who lost it it was on your wrist and you're the one who lost it i didn't touch it what's in your house mario so now you're responsible and you gotta find it but it's not my watch and also it's on your wrist did you feel it fall off somewhere or something no mario this watch belonged to my great great great grandfather who died he he died yeah he drowned i'm so sorry for his own money what he opened up his safe and fell in and then he drowned because there wasn't a lifeguard on duty mario that's why i always keep a lifeguard in my safe mario so i don't drown in my own money what a way to die yeah so marty you better find my watch or else i'm going to take that screwdriver and replace it with a cactus oh okay i'll i'll look for it okay maybe it fell off on the ground i'll look for it jeffy what daddy what'd you just do when the power went out oh that's easy danny i'll show you okay but did you leave your room no are you sure yeah i did i didn't are you sure you didn't take anything that didn't belong to you oh you got me daddy you did take something give it to me jeffy give it to me right now give it back okay yeah put on the pillow get right back i'm sorry what is that it's your lego guy daddy i took it from walmart you stole a lego guy from walmart yeah where's the watch out jeffy why look there's like a gold one you didn't steal a watch no i just took the lego guy from walmart well i don't care about that i was wondering if you stole a watch oh so i can keep them daddy no no no you you can't keep them because you stole them so you can't keep them so what are you fun doing daddy uh i'm going to play with him watch him die i'm playing with him look no no stop it he doesn't like it today i'm playing what's up mario man what's going on with the electrosys it keeps going else i don't know why the power keeps going out i think it's not wrong with the wiring but i have a question for you black yoshi what's up bo all right so there's something missing in the house and i was wondering if you might have taken it mario i find it very racist that you be jumping to some kenkushans about me thinking i'll be tuxed like you should know i'm not i'm not being rakist and i'm not jumping to conclusions i just i just was wondering if you might have taken it because it's very valuable and i just didn't know if you might have taken it mario just because i'm after sans and mary poppins doesn't mean i'd be stealing things man i don't gain that up a long time ago no okay look it's it's a gold watch it's worth forty thousand dollars i wish i'd be tooks down that because i wouldn't even be sitting here right now if i had 40 grand well so you didn't take it no but man i wish i did i'm kind of upset now that i think somebody don't beat me to it yeah yeah all right all right black yoshi so i guess you didn't take it good when i asked everyone in the house and no one will admit that they took it well of course they're not gonna admit to it mario they're not gonna be like oh yeah it was me i took the 40 000 watch here you go i feel bad now they're not going to do that mario well i don't know where else to look i looked everywhere i asked everyone i don't know what to do well maybe get some metal detectors i don't know mario well i mean do you have anything else valuable on you look at me mario i am valuable i have an elephant [ __ ] suit i have my cowhide leather shoes and i have my raspberry bow tie of course i have valuable things on me mario well any do you have any more jewelry oh yeah i have another watch right here what another watch yep is it valuable of course it is it's worth thousands it's not as expensive as the rolex but still worth thousands okay well look here's my idea what if we leave the watch right here and we both keep our hand on it and we wait for the thief to come back and if he tries to take it if he tries to take it then you know we already have our hand on it that's a stupid idea mario no no it's not stupid look the other guy who stole it uh it was on your wrist he didn't care at all at that time so look we just both keep our hand on it and we wait for the thief to come back oh really are you kidding me mario why does this keep happening i don't know but keep your hand on the watch i'm gonna call the electrician and he's gonna come back and fix it but keep your hand on the watch i don't wanna have to take it hello the power went out again she wants round two huh where is she uh where she was last time she'll never learn all right goodman the electrician's here so we'll have it fix any minute mario for the love of god when will your damn lights be back on no trust me he's really fast we'll have it fixed any second see look they're already back on well thank god all right she learned a lesson that time those lights will not be going off again that is a nice watch oh yeah thanks it is a nice watch see the reason why it's sitting here is because earlier today we had one just like it gets stolen so we're gonna leave it right here and see if the thief comes back well i mean that just seems like a good way of losing two expensive watches oh we're not gonna lose this watch because we're gonna sit here and keep our eyes on it if that thief comes back we'll see who it is well i mean if we're all sitting here keeping our eyes on it then the guy who stole the other watch is probably not going to come try to take this one right well no no see the last one that got stolen was on his wrist and the person took it off his wrist while we were just sitting here wow that takes some serious balls yeah some houdini [ __ ] oh god damn it mario why are your lights so shitty i don't know the guy said they wouldn't go out again why'd they go out again i don't know that that's really weird this isn't my flashlight silly me you know old age you know you're trying to steal that no no when the lights went out i was feeling around for my flashlight and i said this feels like a flashlight but but it was the watch you know it was an honest mistake well i mean i guess that could be an honest mistake yeah that's right you don't accuse me of stealing i'm just going to go home [ __ ] oh that's my goddamn block well you stole that too no no i didn't oh they were in your pants well they're not my pants well whose pants are they did they're my dad's pants what i'm sorry they're just really nice watches and i just really wanted to have them so i took them so how'd you steal that one off his wrist well i was leaving and i saw a really nice watch so i just cut the power and took it he said you know what you did is wrong right yes stealing is wrong all right so then say you're sorry to the nice man what i'm sorry well apology not [ __ ] accepted [ __ ] you do know stealing's bad right yeah i know you're never gonna do it again are you no i'll call your parents and please don't no i'm not i will call your parents if i kept you stealing again okay i won't so look you give the watches back to the nice man okay okay i better not catch you stealing ever again no no no you get home i will i'll go home without any watches [Music] now wait a minute huh you only stole these watches because you really wish you had a nice watch because you've never had one like this yeah so i guess you can have one watch really yeah you can have this one i don't want that one what i want this one no no you're gonna get this one uh-uh no you're getting this one uh-uh no you're getting this one no you're either gonna take this watch you're getting no watch fine give me what say please please here thank you thanks i guess mario what what the actual [ __ ] was that i i gave him i gave him one of your watches but because i got you back this one your your great great grandfather's one the the 40 000 another one mario why would you give away something that's not yours you gave away my goddamn watch mario well because i got back the one you care about the really expensive one but they're both my well the moral of the story of this is don't steal kids don't talk to the kids mario talk to me your problem is with me what don't steal is the lesson here yeah don't give away [ __ ] that's not yours either you
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Length: 14min 21sec (861 seconds)
Published: Thu May 13 2021
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