SML Movie: The Diamond [REUPLOADED]

[Music] hey daddy pick a car any car jeffy i don't have time for a magic trick pick a card danny fine uh this one all right now put it back okay look jeffy don't put some cards at me when this your corn daddy uh yeah yeah now for my next trick i'm gonna make this bowl dish up here okay do it oh jeffy all you did was throw it button do you see in a ball no and for my final trick daddy i'm gonna make a quarter appear from behind your ear okay do it don't have to do that um oh hold on jeff i have to answer the door uh hello goodman what are you doing here mario i need to come inside right now it's important uh okay uh is everything okay goodman no mario i'm in danger in danger of what of losing this whoa look at that diamond oh it looks like a diamond doesn't it mario it's not a diamond oh no this is my kidney stone it came out of my piss hole what that came out of your area oh yeah it hurt too my dick looks like an exploded hot dog think about that and try to sleep tonight well why'd you bring it here because mario this kidney stone is worth 200 million dollars and someone's trying to steal it from it's worth 200 million dollars oh yeah why is it worth so much because the clarity of this kidney stone is unlike any other kidney stone it's flawless just like a diamond i mean it does look like a really nice diamond but if it's worth 200 million dollars why would you bring it here because i need you to watch it for me me oh yeah why me because no one would think to look here mario i mean i i guess that would make sense i mean what do you want me to keep it at here like under a pillow like in my closet like where i suggest your keister what keister shove it up your ass mario what mario i'm saying spread cheeks and shove this kidney stone deep and far up your ass i'm not going to show that on my butt i can keep it somewhere else no mario if something happens to this kidney stone i'm going to sew my ball sack to your mouth you're going to be talking like this ask me why why because my ball sack will be in the way okay i'll keep it how long do you want me to watch it for just for tonight mario just long enough for me to get a safe secure enough to hold this kidney stone oh okay but what if someone tries to take it they won't no one's gonna think to look in your ass mario i'm not gonna put it up my butt mario they don't call you mario mckeester for nothing who calls me that everyone everyone calls you mario mckeester okay fine i'll keep it safe and i'll find a place to put it keister who's your good [ __ ] ass oh damn what yeah it's a kidney stone i mean it's a diamond jeffy don't touch it it's worth a lot of money so it's really valuable oh well guys show you another magic trick another magic trick uh make it quick jeffy just okay guys make it really quick daddy i'm gonna show you in half look jeffy where'd you get that saw at i found well put it down you're not cutting anybody i got to watch this dude with the diamond now jimmy oh i have it right here daddy oh thank god i thought i lost it one where's my diamond right here daddy that's not a diamond jeffy dang this is your card it's the ace of diamonds that's not what i'm talking about jenny i'm talking about the diamond so i left the front of your dog's mouth did your stupid doggy my diamond i [Music] i'll call the vet and he'll cut him open and get that diamond out hey somebody call a vet uh yeah thanks for coming doctor um this is really urgent see i have a really rich friend and he trusts me to watch this 200 million diamond and this dog accidentally ate it so i need to get it out of him so so wait you're telling me there is a 200 million dollar diamond inside that dog yes [Music] um okay yeah so uh okay here's what here's what we're gonna do okay i'm gonna take that dog back back to my house my i mean i mean my vet's office i'm gonna take him back there and i'm gonna surgically remove that diamond uh okay can we come with you no no i i have to take the dog to the house by myself and do the thing and get the 200 million dollars well you see i was supposed to watch the diamond and make sure nothing happens to it so i don't know if i really you know trust you know having you take it by yourself why well you you don't trust me to get to get that 200 million dolla diamond bring it back here let me just give me that dog give me that right you can leave you can leave you can leave them don't leave right now you get outside rats i'm gonna get that dog somehow 200 million dollars oh jeffy that's really bad the doctor knows there's a diamond inside the dog and now he's gonna try to steal your dog and goodman said there's already someone trying to steal the diamond so now there's two people trying to steal it what would i do guy i don't know not so fast jeffy who's behind me batman where is the diamond the diamond what diamond what are you talking about don't give me that i saw couldn't come to your house i know it's here oh i'm wearing a diamond name look jeffy don't tell him i got it right here no chubby dog jeffy why mr diamond daddy ah thank you give it to you what i can't believe it was that easy to get the diamond wait a minute this is a card jimmy run jeffy what are we gonna do he's coming up the stairs oh no daddy coming up there to kill you oh jeffy give me some stuff to throw at him like a mousekatool i'm a mouseka what oh toodle [ __ ] jeffy just give me some stuff to throw at him all right guys there you go okay well basically it's a red wall okay jeffy whatever you do do not tell the robber the diamond inside the dog ah what diamonds in the tub perfect give me the dog way to go dumbass oh okay please don't kill us there's gotta be something we can work out give me the dog or die not so fast who's behind me batman wear a gun hey i'm here to get that diamond i'm also giving it a diamond whoa what a coincidence let's work together split it 50 50. oh okay how about no wait you just killed him yeah i'm not [ __ ] around here i want that diamond oh okay look there's got to be something we can work out yeah you give me the dog and i don't kill you jeffy say goodbye to [ __ ] ass you're just gonna give up just like daddy what are we gonna do he has a gun let me handle this pumpernickel [ __ ] yeah give me the dog jeffy just give him the dog say goodbye to [ __ ] ass oh my [ __ ] whoa whoa over here hold the dog's ball well uh thanks for the dog i'm uh i'm gonna get that diamond out but i'm not really good at goodbyes daddy he took my doggy i know jeff and he also took a 200 million dollar diamond oh what are we gonna do jeffy just go upstairs i'm gonna answer the door oh hello hey mario i finally got my safe so i'm here to get my kidney stone um okay come come in come inside great all right mario so where is my kidney stone hopefully you keistered it uh well well you see well funny story is uh i i i lost it what kind of thread you want oh i'll i'll be i'll be right back give me a minute you're not gonna get out of this jeffy goodman's downstairs and he wants to sew his balls up to my mouth because i lost his diamond but daddy why'd that man have to take mine donkey because jeffy your doggy ate at 200 million dollar diamond oh you mean this diamond jelly what would you get that from behind your ear daddy y'all so your dog didn't eat it he won jimmy so you've had the diamond this whole time yeah daddy i asked you if you wanted to see a magic trick you said yeah so i distracted you with the salt and i made it disappear okay i got your kidney stone but mario i already started you better get that face over here but i got it though oh yeah all right mario here's a hundred dollars for your troubles a hundred dollars thanks anyway i guess all i get out of a 200 million dollar kitty stone well at least he got his kidney stone back who could that be uh hello so i took the dog home and just to be sure that he had a diamond inside him i took an x-ray and there was no diamond yeah about that it was there was no diamond in him but he did have a kidney stone [Music] take your dog back i'll uh i'll see you later jeffy look what i got [ __ ] ass yep he's all back now i made you so much [ __ ] [Music] you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021