SML Movie: The Maid!

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look I clean at the same time will you have to so - you can cook but what do you do it taking a break I don't use no breaks - your contract look Bowser I'm tired the cooking and cleaning a cookie cleaning look I can only do one job so you choose one job cooking or cleaning I'm not doing both look the only way you're getting out of cooking and cleaning is if you have a doctor's note hey you don't so you're doing both okay so tighten up get loose back there wait doctor's note I know a doctor hey Lia somebody call a doctor Yes Doctor I need you to save my life whoa okay what do you got going on you got like a tattoo murderous sick this is something yes I have a sickness are you sick of my job Oh tell me about it long hours crappy pay what do you do oh I cook I clean I watch dishes i watch close to what that's it what are you a housewife you know what I have to do I'm a cop I'm a doctor I'm a firefighter I'm a plumber and I'm an astronaut I do literally everything but I don't complain out loud look I just need you to write me a note saying that I can only one job oh that's kind of lazy but okay what do you want the excuse to be I don't know it doesn't matter I have a broken arm maybe a bad gas I don't know think of something okay I'll just blame it on ADHD it's what we usually do okay that's good enough all right all right that doctors know oh thank you hey Bowser what are you doing cooking cleaning no because I got this from the doctor saying I only have to do one job what let me see doctor it looks pretty official to me I guess I had to hire me yes you do because I only have the good but now on finally now I can focus on what I'm actually good where are you I'm right here Bowser trying to do my one job which is cookie well I want you to meet the new maid her name is Lola see I love lime whatever language you speak all I should be be Miami NOLA [Music] keep it in your pants look she's gonna do the cookie and you're gonna do the clean what Oh I mean she's gonna do the cleaning and you're gonna do the cookie my bad I got a little confused there oh hi Lola you're really pretty chef peepee you know it is but me oh that's hot I don't know what you just said but that's hot I say you're not the one not manly enough mmm she's just glad that finally back to cookie but I don't know how much concentrate on cooking with that sexy maid in the house you should be you need me to clean any of this up oh not right now baby oh you just do your thing do your thing a beautiful moment I peed the bed you have to clean it up no jr. that's not my job that's a Lola's job who's Lola Lola that pizza enchilada right there look - here let me show you a woman it's right there oh my guitar I peed the bed oh you do that you do that are you Lola oh you must be the kid junior and you must be Lola the girl's gonna clean the pee out of my bed Oh see we're nominees now I can make random noises - you already feel good oh you're smoking up oh yeah Naomi PLO oh okay Oh chef peepee I think I'm in love no she said I was cute what she said wasn't manly enough Shep you be that's not good yes it is all girls bully the guys that they like so when she said you were cute she obviously means you're ugly and when she said I wasn't manly enough she thinks I'm Hercules okay whatever you say chef peepee yeah I know it's whatever I say now I'm going to watch her clean up your bed like a creep okay oh yeah girl get dirty sheets off that bed Chevy why you crazy Julia it's a free country is she's not Chevy she only likes me I don't know why you're trying no she likes me look Junior how about this the first person I could get a kiss from her go on the date with her oh I'm gonna kiss her I doubt it I'm gonna get that kiss hey baby how about we treat your clothes like these sheets and take em off yeah hey Lola how about we take your clothes off later under your consent because I respect you as a woman hey what are you doing here I'll call me later gorgeous look Lola how about we treat our lips like magnets and let him connect a she doesn't like you oh yes he does she doesn't like you because you're a little kid she was a girl man no surely she likes me more no she likes me she slapped me in the face that means something that means she want you to go away no that means she really likes me you'll understand when you get older hold on up here my friend you out the door look just come give me when dinner's ready okay whatever oh man she's definitely gonna give me a kiss after she sees this meal Lola bring your pretty stuff downstairs dinner's ready would you like me to go get drew no no no baby this is just for us this is a candlelight dinner I think no dreams of going to ruin it don't get him I'm going right now so guys what do you want to do today I don't know yeah whatever you want to do junior Oh guys my dad hired this hot new maid so hot wait is it a dude dude how is she is super high oh my heart mamacita yeah I'm not ready to eat right now I'll be down there later she does this thing where she like speak like a Sims language if it's not Sims jr. - oh I'm not ready to eat right now so go away oh yeah yes woohoo try for baby no Jenny I think she's saying she wants us to go downstairs and eat well you guys can go home I'm gonna go down at heat because she's all mine okay you can do it I'm out of here all right baby cars girl oh man am i hungry Oh doughnuts rice my favorite are you Junior you're not gonna leave the table until you finish your food Oh in that case I'm not to eat anything because I'm gonna stare you all know you're so cute then I'm glad you think so I'm gonna tell you a sad story all the kids in my class have had their first kiss except for me yeah and it'd be really cool if I could kiss a girl as pretty as you why don't you come over here I teach you a thing or do chef peepee chef peepee ha ha yeah whatever chef peepee what do you want chef peepee look I'm not trying to be 6 9 but there's a thief in the house who's thief look it's the maid that you just hire she's downstairs filling my heart spilling my soul and stuffing all the money in the house Oh fill it oh I'm gonna have to show her she's gone she's out of here yeah you saw her Bowser you show her who's boss hey Lola oh hello look I don't know how to tell you this but you're fired yes fired terminated let go look I don't know how you say it in your language but adios why because he's so from your ceilings yes five senior discount you know sticky fingers biting the hand that feeds you all of that stealing no no no habla English I get it I get it but look since you stole from me I gotta take this from you oh yeah you know well guys I think I have to go they told me I'm fired whatever that means does that mean I don't know that means you have to leave would you get fired for babycakes stealing stealing it must have been stealing my heart guilty as charged Julia get out of here you idiot wait wait chef peepee what before I go I love you but we can never be together because what Junior simply just told me that he lied about the maid stealing kids steal anything you gotta fight it on purpose well I'm not going to hire her back let her go back in China where she belongs I think she was Hispanic dad oh uh no habla English okay no habla English I get it sorry chef PPC not gonna hire best well if she liked me more anyway [Music]
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Channel: SML
Views: 24,272,044
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Keywords: puppet, sml, movie, supermariologan, superlugilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, super mario, entertainment, adventure, maid, bowser, king koopa, bowser jr, bowser junior, chef, cooking, cleaning, mess, jokes, laugh, comedy, skit, hilarious, show, love, fired
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Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)
Published: Tue Oct 29 2019
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