SML Movie: The Restraining Order [REUPLOADED]

[Music] oh man making my famous tomato and broccoli soup oh yeah it's going to be delicious sure baby oh bowser what do you want strawberry i'm really hungry and i want you to make a pizza for me right now pizza because i'm not making you a stupid pizza i'm making soup for dinner already soup more like poop i'm not eating that stupid soup i want pizza and i want it right now what basil what am i going to do with the stupid soup then i'll show you what to do with that soup what would you look like a toilet because i don't want your poop soup i want pizza now let's go make it slave get them making my pizza boy okay bowser damn god wait are you going to leave no i'm going to stay here and watch you cook my pizza you know what i'm gonna put you in the back of the head as you cook my pizza what wait that's what i'm gonna cook it okay okay look i'm a cooking pizza okay but you cannot hit me in my head look leave bowser goddammit i'm a cookie pizza guys i'm bored yeah me too there's just nothing to do anymore yeah i'm poor dude oh i know do you guys want to go bite chef peepee oh yeah oh that sounds like fun oh i want to bite his arm oh i wonder about his nipples well i'ma bite his eyes oh jesus christ junior but yeah yeah well we're going to show you what it's like to be a banana yeah but but we got to peel him first so we got to take his clothes off oh yeah how you can get yours nipples how am i going to get to his nipples right yeah take his clothes off yeah all right guys let's go bite some chef pee pee [Music] okay pizza in the oven i'm gonna come back and check on that baby in 30 minutes oh man all this cooking got me hot oh my nipples need to breathe oh man there you go nips catch that air suck it in hey chef pee pee what julia what do you want you have really pretty eyes oh you know what thank you they look delicious wait what no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what the hell is wrong with you why are you biting me i don't know you know what i'm sick inside of all of you you know what i know how to fix this hello i am right here okay i'm gonna need you to tone it down a little bit you're up here gonna need you to take it down here i'm sorry officer where's your car oh yeah they took away the cop car you know budget cuts so they said we got to drive our own cars to work from now on so i borrowed my wife's minivan yeah everybody just keeps running away it's impossible to pull somebody over in a minivan doesn't even have a siren i just have to stick my head out the window and yell wee woo people think i'm drunk they're like where'd you get that uniform a halloween store i'm like i'm a cop and they're like go home you're drunk then they throw their coffee at me anyway what's up with you you called the cops look officer i need to get a restraining order okay guns too against everybody the whole world look i'm being abused and people are biting me all over my body oh yeah i had an ex-girlfriend that was like that yep she used to bite me all the time i was pretty into it actually until i got rabies she was my cat some good [ __ ] though you know because she was my cat i get it officer okay well let's get this restraining order done huh come on please all right so this is your restraining order nobody on earth is allowed to come within 10 feet of you and if they do they go to jail for 30 days oh yeah i like this a lot yeah i thought you might so uh you just signed that and after you sign it i have to leave oh no problem i signed it right now all right i signed it all right it's official no one can come within 10 feet of you not even me oh my god i love this song oh man i finally got that restraining order no one's gonna bother me ever again oh my god the pizza oh i totally forgot oh yeah that's bert oh my god oh i guess i'm gonna order one yeah i can just order one yes i need one pepperoni pizza thank you all right the piece is ordered and now i can finally relax hey uh chef pee pee can we pick your nose no see i told you he wouldn't let you do it and you know what you better get back why because i have this what is that it's a restraining order idiot oh that doesn't look legally binding what's a restraining order it means that you can't count within 10 feet of me or you're going to go to jail what guys you better back up yeah yeah you better get back you better stay there huh cool is this real yeah restraining orders are serious uh my uncle has one against me you mean you have one on your uncle no believe me junior i'm a giver oh well chef pee pee if you have a restraining order how am i supposed to flick your nose oh you can't how am i supposed to pull on your ear you won't how am i supposed to uh you know shave your mustache at night oh you ain't oh oh guys i guess we can't bother chef pee pee let's get out of here okay oh my god this restraining order is the greatest thing that ever happened to me oh that must be the pizza already hello yep come on did you order this pepperoni pizza yes i ordered that pepperoni pizza now bring it to me yeah i can't do that why not well because of the restraining order i can't come within 10 feet of you come on you can bring me a pizza one time no no i don't want to go to jail look how about you just toss me the pizza then yeah i can't do that either you're gonna have to pay for the pizza first you could steal it why would i do that because i can't come within 10 feet of you so if i throw you the pizza i can't go get it you could just take the pizza and go back inside without paying do you got to pay first look how about i give you the money then no no it's not cool come on look i'll bring it to you hey hey you you go back in the house oh my god okay okay we're gonna figure this out um okay okay how about this how about you ball up the money and throw it to me what just ball up the money and throw it to me look there you go you happy that was a terrible throw all right back up so i can get it oh okay okay all right you can just leave the pizza there okay all right let's do this okay so now that i have the money i'm gonna throw you the pizza all right try to catch it my god what the hell was that i i am so sorry um you you enjoy your pizza stupid pizza man act like he couldn't bring me the stupid pizza oh making my job way more difficult than it has to be this is gonna be great oh bowser your dinner's ready oh pizza what's this oh it's a restraining order that says you better get back yeah you got to stay 10 feet away from me or you'll go to jail says who says the law damn you law just get my piece of nothing oh man this actually worked oh this is the best oh guys how are we gonna mess with chef pee pee we can't junior he has a restraining order we can't go anywhere near him stupid restraining order well what if we mess with them like without getting near him like shooting spit balls at him well that could work but i don't want to risk it junior i don't want to go to jail those guys in there have it rough enough without me in there with me in there their buttholes would have a life sentence yeah i don't want to go to jail either dude i mean it is three meals a day and a roof over your head hmm well you know what guys i'm not gonna let a stupid piece of paper stop me from screaming with chef pee pee i'm gonna go shoot spit balls at him all right dude i might stop someone now that nobody can be around me i can finally live stress free oh what the hell was that julia what are you doing in here shooting spit balls at you julian you can't even be near me i'm not near you i'm way back here just shooting spitballs at you julia you can't shoot spitballs at me stop it dammit nowhere in your stupid restraining order says i can't shoot spitballs at you you know what junior you better stop or you know what i'm just gonna leave because i have a restraining order you can't believe me you can follow me now i can lay back and relax wait who could that be maybe it's the ups guy with my package i just ordered some new plates the other day oh i hope so hello oh not this again ups i got a package for you well just leave it on the ground yeah i can't do that you got a sign for it why sorry you shouldn't have gotten the insurance well how are we going to do this oh look i just need to see your signature hold on just a second i got this piece of paper with my name on it okay yeah that's great just follow it up and throw it to me okay um [Music] it was a terrible throw all right back up so i can look at it okay yeah yeah i guess that'll work all right oh you could you could just leave it on the ground okay i'm gonna throw your package are you ready no no don't throw it please don't throw it it's fragile try to catch it i'm gonna throw it god damn it i am so sorry the those those look very expensive did they just see it was fragile enjoy your package oh you bastard ah stupid ups guy now i gotta order more place you know what i'm just gonna lay down and eat jolly ranchers oh man i love having three jolly ranchers in my mouth at once [Music] [Music] what's that noise oh that's joking i know that noise because he was choking guys chevy he's choking he's choking on a jolly rancher if he can't handle a jolly rancher he definitely can't handle me oh cody go save him i can't junior none of us can save him he has a restraining order if we go over there we're gonna get arrested oh okay well then why don't we call a doctor okay hello oh hey yeah i did that my other job you called the doctor oh yeah my friend's choking oh my god i gotta come inside and do the heimlich maneuver hey there i heard you choking [Music] hey there i heard you choking and uh usually i would be doing the highwood maneuver right now but i can't come anywhere near you so i don't really know what to do uh oh i have an idea yeah yeah get out of here doctor saved my chef yeah this isn't working sorry kid nobody on earth can go anywhere near him then why don't you get somebody that's not on earth all right i got an alien from moz i paid him in moms all right he's gonna save chef pee pee because he's not from earth he's the only one who can get close to him all right alien please go save my friend oh my god you saved my life oh thank you actually the restraining order says nobody on the planet earth is allowed to get within 10 feet of them not from the planet earth and i just witnessed what i saw so you just violated this restraining order i got to take you to jail come on you're coming with me oh you know what screw this restraining order hello hey there you called the cops oh god you called the cops yes i called the cops look i don't need this restraining order anymore oh okay well the only way to get rid of it is i have to tear it up so you know just crumple it up into a ball and throw it through me you know the deal oh god [Music] you know what this is the last time okay okay that throws a little bit better all right so you're sure you don't want this right i'm positive i don't want it i don't need it at all okay all right it's all torn up you no longer have a restraining order people can get as close to you as they want oh thank god finally i'm gonna bite you on the eyeball what the hell [Music] you

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Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021