SML Movie: Black Yoshi's Job Interview [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Laughter] no black yoshi not your welfare check this month's bills and they're so expensive they're through the roof look at her mario man you knows i can't read oh you can't read that nah you read that black yoshi mario what do bear pants do they're past do black yoshi because i can't afford the total oh that is big tutus yeah that's a big tutus it's a big tudor because you're running up the electricity well what about the roosters and the koobabe well i use the kubo and i use the looses but i'm not mad about those things i'm mad about the electricity because you're using electricity every time you're playing your video games well mario when you're watching the kubo you're using the electricity too i know i use it like cruisers but what i'm trying to say is i want you to get a job to help make the payments and what i'm trying to say is no black yoshi everybody has to get a job mario my ancestors ain't go through what they went through for me to have to get a job what yeah i want you to get a job like what is your reason for not wanting to get a job i have disabilities folks what type of disability you have i can't read and i can't pay attention you pay attention to the game black yoshi you know what i'm gonna get you some job interviews and you're gonna go to them you're gonna go to them uh hello let me see your stairs [Music] oh is that why you came over no did you check your mail mario yeah i saw my bills and why haven't you paid it well i'm gonna pay it i just don't have all the money but my friend's gonna get a job to help me pay it well that sounds like a you problem mario well yeah it is but i promise i'm gonna pay i promise okay well you have until 3 p.m tomorrow to get it paid or else you know what's gonna happen mario what give me that slinky okay you are gonna be this slinky you're gonna throw me down the stairs i didn't say that 3 p.m tomorrow mario i'm gonna go piss in your sink all right black yoshi i got your job interview downstairs oh ha ha mario i get it april forces you white people crazy in your holidays no blind it's not a joke it's april 5th it's not april fools and also there is a job interview down there so go down there mario i already told you i don't want to get a job you have to black yoshi no i don't i ain't going you're so you're not going down there no [Music] oh i hope they got some great kool-aid gotcha black yoshi oh man it was a trash oh the chicken thing worked huh i guess we won't be needing this anymore marvie i don't need a job yes you do black yoshi you need a job and he's going to help you find a job so listen to him hey there oh your friend here says you need a job huh nope but but don't you want to make money i already make money i gets me a welfare but but you can make way more money if you actually work nope okay how about i just ask you a few questions and we see what kind of job you'd be good at okay i all right so first off tell me about yourself well my name black yoshi i can't read and i don't pay his attention so good okay um so what what is the highest level of school that you've completed uh i dropped out of fourth grade cause miss lincus said i ain't color so good oh i'm i'm sorry um so what is the highest number you can count to 17 17. yay so you can count from seven to eight but not 17 to 18. what's the 18 it's it's the number that comes after 17. oh okay so i guess i can count to 18 now okay good all right so so we're making progress um so so what what exactly are you good at well are really really good at call of duty and stealing things stealing things yeah i i feel like that's not going to help you get a job well what about a burglar that's that's not really a job yeah dude daddy mcdonald's i could be a ham burglar i'm pretty sure no one's going to hire you as a hamburglar yeah mayor mccheese told me you hired me as a hamburglar along with ronald donald mayor mccheese and ronald donald yeah okay so let's say you had a job how much are you looking to make oh now okay what kind of job do you think is going to pay you that much oh a mailman a mailman yeah well considering you've told me that you steal things i i don't think i would trust you with somebody else's mail well you don't have to worry about me around christmas okay um look look i i'm not really seeing any jobs that you would be good for so i think i'm just gonna take you on as my assistant and then you can come with me to some of my jobs well i was gonna be getting paid uh yeah you'll make minimum wage oh oh so 100 an hour no what do you think minimum wage is i think minimum wage is the minimum amount of money that i get paid to do that job so a hundred dollars now we'll work all that out okay just just follow me bye all right black yoshi uh do you mind if i call you black or do you just prefer yoshi oh kill all right black actually you know what i i think i'm just gonna call you black yoshi uh okay so we're gonna be doing some brain surgery here today i've got my ipad over there set to vitals loop i've got my tranquilized homeless man and i'm ready to do some surgery but you're gonna be my assistant today okay so what you're gonna do is i'm gonna ask for a tool and then you hand it to me all right all right all right so first i'm gonna need a scalpel okay let me get yep just need a scalpel so i can screw this with that that's that's an ice cream scoop yeah scoopers no i i asked for a scalpel and here you go scubas no not a scoop is i i need i need like a thing that cuts into things oh okay hold up yeah yeah because i can't really use that to get into that that's a pizza slicer yeah you come on with this no i can't cut him open with a pizza slicer yes you can no no i need i need something to get inside his head i don't i don't think you want to stand i mean i i need like famous that's a mallet oh you bash [Laughter] you know what just hand me the pizza slicer all right that's the only thing that's actually gonna actually work yet all right here we go [Music] i'm just kidding man why you take his brain out oh we had to take it out so we could wash it because uh he had a dirty mind oh okay yeah okay so what i need you to do is to take this brain over to that sink over there and wash it for me okay i yeah i lost it what do you mean you lost it it fell out the window there are no windows in here well i know where it's at all right great well now everyone's going to be talking about the homeless guy that lost his mind yeah but seriously though you you are really not a good fit for being a doctor i think we should try a different job follow me all right all right so for this job you're going to be working as a 9-1-1 operator people are going to call you and tell you what their emergency is and then you're going to send me to go help them okay all right so all i got to do is answer the phone yeah yeah whenever people call you're just going to hit the space bar to answer it and then you say 9-1-1 what's your emergency and whenever they tell you you tell me where they're located and then i go help them all right okay okay oh looks like we got a call coming in right now oh yo yo yo what you want uh hello is this the police uh yeah with your ball um well my son got his pee-pee stuck in the vacuum cleaner it's not stuck mom the vacuum cleaner just isn't big enough uh but what do you want me to do with that um could you please send some people over here to help him get his peepee unstuck like maybe with some petroleum jelly or something mom just spit on it just just hang up yeah okay so that wasn't great uh yeah you could have done a little bit better there what did i do wrong uh well you're supposed to ask them where they're located so i can find them okay oh we got another call coming in this is your next chance yo what's your vote oh is this the police yeah what's up my mommy dropped me off in this park and then she drove away okay where you at i i just told you about a park which park i don't know there's a lot of trees oh look there's a coyote over here oh hey mr coyote i think he wants to play with me um did the call end yeah it ended oh you know what maybe maybe 9-1-1 isn't really for you let's let's go try a different job all right okay so for this job you're going to be a pizza delivery man all right i okay but i don't really trust you to deliver pizzas to other people's houses yet so we're going to do a practice where you deliver a pizza to this house okay so what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk up you're gonna knock on the door and whenever i answer you're gonna hand me the pizza okay and you only accept cash nothing else got it all right all right so let's practice hello hey i got your pepperos's pieces oh how much is it twenty dollars hmm is there any other way i can pay for it okay hey hey hey what what do you think you're doing i'm trying to look at me some boobies get out of the way no you had one job all you had to say was we only accept cash you are fired you failed this job too man screw these poopers pieces come in mario where's my controller folk your controller yeah uh it's right here did you get a job black yoshi no no he didn't he didn't no we tried to get him a bunch of jobs but he failed at every single one of them well you failed every single job like yoshi mario i told you i can't read that that had nothing to do with it actually i needed you to get a job to help me pay my bills now what am i going to do but i don't want a job for us we'll see you play call of duty you don't play call of duty all the time do you want to play video games look you have to find a job please find him a job that's got to be one well he likes playing call of duty right yeah that's all he does every day all day and he likes video games and stuff yeah that's all he does is play video games so why doesn't he just record himself playing video games and then just upload those videos on youtube you can make a ton of money doing that huh yeah black yoshi like you play video games all day you're really good at it so why don't you just record yourself playing video games and upload it on youtube i mean what could go wrong i mean you could get millions of views and make a lot of money and then you know have almost three billion video views and have over five million subscribers and one day they could just take it away from you like like it's nothing you know why why wouldn't you want that you know like why would they do that would they why would they just do that to someone with five million subscribers they just take it all away you know and they have to move to another account you know like why would they do that why would why why would they do [Music] that you

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021