SML Movie: Fat Junior!

so guys what do you want to do today i don't know joseph is that your stomach oh yeah dude my bad i haven't eaten in three days you should like eat something yeah well not everybody has money like you cody and i haven't seen any roadkill oh i miss possum i love possum oh dead possum's my favorite well how about we go to mcdonald to get happy meals but junior we don't have money for happy meals well guess who found somebody's wallet on the side of the road and took money out of it yeah and i returned the wallet back to the person so i took the money out because that's my fee for finding it right sure yeah yeah i mean i could have just not returned the wallet yeah you could have returned the 20 too well no the money is my fee for finding it but look let's go get mcdonald's yeah welcome to mcdonald's what can i get you uh can we get three happy meals yeah sure let me just bring that up oh my god oh my god what you're the one trillionth person to come into a mcdonald's ever are you serious silly dude yeah that means you get a one-year supply of mcdonald's for free really yeah what do you want oh okay can i get four large fries you can't get a big mac guys check out all this mcdonald's isn't it awesome junior i think it's really cool that you won a year supply of mcdonald's and i understand why you got the 10-piece nuggets to celebrate but did you really need four large fries three happy meals two apple pies and a big mac with extra cheese that was beautiful cody thank you but yes i do need all this food because i want a year supply of mcdonald's i gotta use it okay can we have our happy meals now yeah dude we don't know guys you can't eat those hot meals what dude i haven't eaten in three days yeah why can't we eat them because guys it says in the fine print that i can't share any of the mcdonald's that i just won what are you talking about junior there's no fine print you didn't sign anything but what if that is a rule like what if they see me sharing my mcdonald's and they're like it's supposed to be for him not anyone else and they take it away from me junior i don't think they mind if you share i don't think they expect you to eat all this by yourself i just don't want to risk it guys i don't want to lose like a year's worth of mcdonald's so look just go get some more mcdonald's by yourselves but we don't have any money okay look look take this guy's wallet that i found and take some money out of it go get some food wait you said you returned the wallet i lied okay fine we're gonna take this wallet and we're gonna get some food and then we're gonna return the wallet okay fine yeah because all this mcdonald's is for me and and i'm the one who want it so it's meant for me oh man what do i want first the big mac for the nuggets the apple pies are the fries without having meals junior get up it's time for your first day of school junior junior where are you oh a chicken nugget don't touch that chicken nugget julia where are you that's my last chicken nugget don't touch it junior you're fat what happened i won a year supply mcdonald's and i've been eating it every day for a month oh okay that makes sense that's why i haven't seen you downstairs for a month uh-huh sarah can you please just toss that chicken nugget in my mouth i'm not tossing that chicken nugget in your mouth it's time for you to get ready for school just please just toss it right here in my mouth look here ah here fatty oh hey it didn't go in my mouth well come on it's time for you to get ready for school can you at least order me a happy meal for school no no i'm not what are you a happy man free my apple pie you come on fatty jesus christ junior your belly's sticking out like you're winnie the pooh hey your mom's winning the poo no junior i don't think you're allowed to make fat jokes anymore yeah dude i can't believe you let yourself go hey hey let me let me roll over so i can yell at you you win a year's worth of mcdonald's and say you're not gonna eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner and maybe a midnight snack yeah i can't lie i would yeah could someone pass me my happy meal junior it's right next to you well like can someone open it and put it in my mouth i wish we weren't talking about happy meal then i'd be down all right crafts i know you all had a wrong and boring summer you couldn't wait to get back to school yeah i miss school so much i love it here school school who loves school cody loves school god i hate you cody yeah cody i hate you so much you're such a nerd i'm going to flip your desk no i got it hold on hold on i just need a diet coke should you flip the desk yourself nerd here we go yeah so for the first day of school we're gonna go around the cross and you all are gonna say what you did over the song but now repeat you could go first oh well this summer i went to summer camp and i got first place in the talent show i made best friend bracelets with all of my bffs we went roller skating and water skiing and jump rope oh brother someone take this girl's mouth away shut up junior i also woke up this morning with a pimple on my face and i tried putting ointment on it but it's still there hey guys her name should be pimpelloppy look at that big fat pimple on her face i don't think someone who looks like you should be using the word fat i i don't think someone as ugly as you should should be so ugly but mom look who where we're at you're fat wow penerapy it sounds like you had a very eventful summer cody what did you do over the summer well this summer me and my boyfriend ken what did junior are you putting french fries on your hamburger are you putting vegetables on your hamburger yes cody i'm putting french fries on my hamburger because i'm american and i can do that and for the record i got my hamburger without cheese okay so i'm trying to lose weight but okay well anyway like i was saying me and mike all right thanks for sharing cody now who wants to go next i i wasn't finished tell me what you did over the summer junior oh uh i i won a year supply of mcdonald's so i've been pretty much just eating that junior if you keep eating like this you're gonna get uh beat us oh junior you are truly a fat ass come on to the boy let me talk to you about something uh do you mind if you come to me because i don't think i can walk up there julian just get up to the front of the cross okay it might take me a few minutes hmm [Music] i'm almost there okay what are you talking about have you ever considered sumo wrestling what what's sumo wrestling well it's when two big fat guys wear diapers and then they fight each other that sounds gross it is hilarious but someone as fat as you would be good at listen i have an arch nemesis back in china and he a sumo wrestler he is fat and i think that you should fight him and if you fight him and win then you get no homo for the rest of the year but the school year just started exactly well that's a deal i want to do it i don't want i don't want homework for the rest of the year okay go home and start eating you riddle piggy oh okay i'll be home to train you soon add some more french fries and a cheeseburger on top jesus christ junior i mean nice cans but why aren't you wearing clothes and also what is this cheeseburger mountain cheeseburger mountain junior just because you have a year supply of mcdonald's doesn't mean you have to make cheeseburger mountain look cody i'm the one with the year supply of food for mcdonald's so if i want to make cheeseburger mountain i can make cheeseburger mountain and the reason why i'm not wearing clothes is i spilt ketchup on my shirt and shorts and i took them off and the only thing i had to wear was this loincloth thing okay fine junior whatever i just came over because i wanted to know what the teacher wanted earlier like did he want to make a deal with you or something where you'd like do stuff for him to get an a because i mean if that's the case i'll do it i'll take one for the team i don't mind no he just wanted me to eat more so i could get fatter he wants me to be a sumo wrestler a sumo wrestler yeah he wants me to fight like one of his enemies as a super wrestler or something oh no junior it's not woe he big is it who's will he big whoa he big is the most dangerous sumo wrestler in the world he's a 10-ton 10-time champion one time he even killed a man by sitting on his face really yeah i have the video and i watch it like all the time and i even save the time stamp for when it happens oh well i don't know who i'm fighting but i don't think it's woe he big but no the teacher said if i beat the guy he won't make me do your homework for the whole school year yep that's really cool yeah i think that's a teacher go answer the door and then leave all right yeah well i don't want you to distract me i gotta eat and i gotta focus code i gotta focus okay all right tubby i got you some lard lied i mean mcdonald's not fat enough you need to drink this lord if you want to be woe he big i am fighting whoa he big yeah i think you got what it takes you're fat he's fat you got to drink this lot if you want to get big okay i'll drink it when's the fight like next week no it's right now so we gotta go you gotta hurry up and drink this come on let's go we gotta drink it walk drink and walk let's go hello and welcome to the 11th annual living room sumo wrestling tournament over here we have the ten ton ten time champion whoa he really is big and over here we have the newcomer junior oh man i can't drink any more lard oh you have to you only got a little bit left all right now open one oh all right first wrestler to be knocked out of this circle loses go all right come on drink it you only got a little bit left i don't feel good all right now get up there go oh domo i don't know what i'm doing just push him on the circle push him out of the circle well it's over folks how disappointing but to be fair who really thought a child could defeat the 10 ton ten time champion although i guess now he's the ten ton eleven time champion which isn't as much fun to say you so dumb you're so stupid how you rules to fight now you're gonna get home for the rest of the year dumb oh my god what happened you got knocked out kid i don't even know how to sumo wrestle clearly well i have other bad news for you you also have diabetes from all the crap you've been eating diabetes yeah so i'm gonna have to take away your year's supply of mcdonald's well you can't take that away well i can if you've been abusing it which you clearly have been wha well can i at least finish my french fries no no stop it no no no no no my french fries these of me jesus christ these are stale how long have these been here [Music] you

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, fat junior, junior, jr, cody, joseph, friends, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, jackie chu, teacher, sumo wrestling, fat, huge, mcdonalds, fast food, cheeseburgers, fries, nuggets, laugh, hilarious, joke, puppet, puppets, show

Id: VtTZV-0FTNQ

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 15 2021