SML Movie: Chef Pee Pee's Girlfriend!

oh man I'm so sick Chef Bei where's my tissues hold on junior I'm coming here's your tissues why are you pushing it with a broom because I don't want to get your Ebola or Bubonic plague I don't know what you have I'm trying to stay healthy oh can you hand me the remote I can throw it to you ow [ __ ] bab I think you broke my nose I didn't break your nose stop being a baby junior no I really think it's broken let me see let me see oh my God Junior you're trying to get me sick you stupid little oh I can't stand there's some the door there's someone out the door oh you better I'm going to give you some more when I come back hello hey is Junior home I made him some chicken noodle soup wow I guess Girl Scout cookies aren't selling if you're going door to door selling chicken noodle soup I guess I'll buy one then no I'm not selling it I made it for junior because he's sick now why the hell would you do that silly Billy well because I'm his girlfriend wait wait what you his girlfriend no way no way you must got the wrong house and the wrong Junior cuz there's no way Junior has a girlfriend no I'm his girlfriend wait wait you must be blind I see the glasses you haven't seen how hideous he is you don't want to be his girlfriend run these are reading glasses so read between the lines don't be his girlfriend he's a brat look can I just come inside what no no no no no look tell me is is he bribing you or holding your family hostage look blink if he is oh you don't even have to Blink I can see the pain in your eyes please can I just come inside I made him this chicken noodle soup and I want to give it to him wait you made chicken noodle soup for him hold on let me see this let me see this I'll take it to him what the hell I'm the only one that cook for him look I'm the S you could go and talk to him but you don't cook for him I cook hey sugar plum are you feeling any better I am now that you're here my snugs booms Junior I made you chicken noodle soup to help you feel better but your Chef took it from me and threw it outside why would Chef PE do that I don't know he was being a dick here you go Junior I made you soup just like you like it because I'm your Chef I know how you like it that's how you make soup read it Junior has a small wiener it's true and how would you know that you creep because I have to bathe him and clean him every single night because he's a dirty ass individual no shpi shut up but it's true you guys are not dating stop lying to me it's no way you got a girlfriend before me but we really are dating okay if you really are dating kiss then wait no I don't want to get sick because you're lying you're lying [ __ ] we got one we got one okay [Music] fine you can't be true never before me he's weird Junior yeah how did Junior get a girlfriend before me I want a girlfriend but girls just use me for my body I'm such an object I want to cuddle too I want to watch movies and Game of Thrones hey shf peipi why you crying like a [ __ ] oh hey little T oh I'm just sad because juliia got all the hoes I don't got no hoes wow that is sad but it sounds like a personal issue you know me little te is a pimp I stay with some hoes I can L you one if you want you really could you would live me one of your hoes for the night of course I would we're best friends right hey [ __ ] bring your ass here yes Big Daddy all right shut up [ __ ] I'm talking you got to talk to these hoes like this okay that's how they know they roll you feel me hey [ __ ] uh I need you lend that ass to Jep PE for the night show them your toes oh yeah she just got them done all right be careful for what it t though she just got a new new and improved have fun I can really show Junior that I have a girlfriend oh hey ho let's let's go show you off so Junior what movie do you want to watch let's watch The Human Centipede ooh what's that about it's this documentary on centipedes because apparently centipedes are endangered and the humans make them repopulate the Earth so they don't go extinct that sounds so interesting yeah I'll turn it on yeah put your leg right there put that foot in my face oh yeah oh I need that oh my bad my boy I didn't see it juliia my bad my bad just chilling here with my main [ __ ] you feel me tight [ __ ] tight [ __ ] well I didn't know you had a girlfriend chpi of course I got a girl I got one of them girlfriends you got come on you know that you know that that my main squeeze my sh it my olded my little boo thing all that [ __ ] you know that come on tight [ __ ] how long you been dating oh at least about 2 years but I didn't know you was fair though stop asking too many questions God dang but at least 2 years yeah she bailed me out of jail you know paid the bond and everything and we've been locked in ever since yeah she do this thing where she spread eagle call it the ball Eagle oh my bad I a me to tell y'all that [ __ ] you feel me you still got virgin is little baby tight [ __ ] tight [ __ ] oh well I've never seen you kiss a girl so can you kiss her can I kiss her boy I got lips I know how to kiss come here yeah lick her face clean yeah like a paint you know what I'm talking about I never knew Chef peipi had a girlfriend friend [ __ ] I'll kiss her again tongue her down see my tongue is her toothbrush shut baby what the [ __ ] are you doing she's a [ __ ] she puts a lot of wieners in her mouth big small curvy tall look even the stinky ones I don't know what she has going on I never got to test it what come on [ __ ] I got you book for two truckers in a Walmart parking lot for a Alabama hot pocket and a Mexican pancake it's time to get caught uh shpi we just Google what Alama Hot Pocket in a Mexican pancake AR I don't care I don't want to know that's gross so that wasn't your girlfriend I mean that was my girlfriend but like she my side piece you know what I'm talking about not the main entree you feel me nothing to go too crazy over you said that was your main I mean you got to say that [ __ ] in front of them hoes bro like you got to play the part look you on your first hole you don't know the game the game can be bought not taught you feel me how you going to teach Master the game master invented the damn game well your friend came and grabbed your girlfriend from you look look I just no put out there in the streets to make some money it's some money to be made I ain't trying to hold on to her too much yeah make that cash baby so where's your main girlfriend oh yeah you know she in the cut waiting on a real [ __ ] to come back to her you pick her up type [ __ ] yeah she just waiting on me to rescue her ass but you ain't ready for that you ain't ready for the main squeeze you too young for that we we want to meet your main girlfriend oh you really want to meet her all right don't don't be surprised when she got that ass toed up now [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh where am I going to find another girl to be my main girlfriend oh little hey hey hey shut up I'm on the phone God damn oh Lil t look I need your help can you please bring that girl back and put her in another wig or something to make her look different oh I'm sorry Chef peei she's with those truck drivers right now the Hot Pocket is in the oven well how long is it going to take oh I don't know let me see let me call him back uh hey yo big red how long you got with my [ __ ] okay having fun yeah I bet well have at it all right looks like the pancake is done but they're halfway through the hot pocket right now I can bring her back over here where she's done but I might have to charge you pee no it's going to be too long I need to fight another girl right now God Junior this movie doesn't look like a documentary it is they're just trying to show you what life would be like if humans had to be centipedes I ain't want to flex on your ass Junior but you made me do it so I brought her out my main squeeze my main thing Tinker Bell she destined for greatness as you can see busting all out the frames coat bottle shape ass oo I love it yeah she a 10 out of 10 I had to save her ass you know from the strip club that naughty life yeah we got a little Jay-Z Beyonce thing going on drunk and love tyght [ __ ] typ [ __ ] you feel me you wouldn't understand that you in a little boy League just stay over there this big dog [ __ ] [ __ ] brazy you feel me excuse me sir uh your payment was declined what what are you talking about it went through on the website well it didn't and our system made an error so I'm going to have to repossess the sex doll unless you can pay the $900 what no no no no you can't on the website they said you cannot repossess there no returns so uh uh I already used her heavily so what are you going to do what are you going to do huh resell well yeah I can I can wash her and I can use her myself what no no please that's take a bell uh I'm sorry I didn't know we had Jay to peek at Smith here no T come back baby shfp what was that about oh that was just a strip manager he said she has to get back to work it's money to be made but he said she was a doll yeah her name's baby doll idiot she's a stripper duh God she's just precious to everybody even me Chef I don't think you have a girlfriend of course I ain't got no girlfriend I can't be held down I'm a pimp you feel me I'm allergic to these hoes especially a commitment a you feel me I just catch these holes and put them back into the sea you know like fish they can't tie me down I can't be tied down I break out every time well sh I think you're just jealous that I have a girlfriend so you're lying and saying you have one yeah I don't know how you even got a girlfriend does she know who you really are like he pisses the bed like every single day do you want to sleep in a pissy bed what well I only do that cuz I'm afraid to get out of the bed cuz I'm afraid of the dark Junior that's disgusting hold on it's even worse look every time he sneezes it sounds like the NW so deal with that in public what I just want to say it so I say it to sneeze Junior mhm and and remember when you had that hamster and you let it like die after you didn't feed it for like a week yeah he doesn't like pets he he hates them so deal with that he's a serial killer they start off Young Junior I didn't know you were supposed to feed him every day so I fed him once a month yeah he doesn't care about anybody oh look I got hes to deal with Junior your Chef is really weird yeah he's really weird let's just watch the centipede documentary it's not a documentary Junior yes it is they made [Music] sequels m

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Id: 0BYhz2JlRlY

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 21 2023