SML Movie- Pumpken! 2023- Full Episode

and that crash is why the mech Ru with fornite it too op it don't matter how much you build it'll steal Hiroshima and Nagasaki your entire Squad see that's you and your entire Squad right there after the mech show up and that's some no skin who just don't happen to land next to one at the beginning of the match but don't worry even if you find a way to destroy it they'll still send 30 more throughout the entire game any questions to crass I missed the baller I would just Camp the whole game well there's no Mech in Minecraft the game we should all be playing instead of fortnite dude I don't have electricity so I can't play games I just put a bunch of ants in my mouth and see how many can bite my tongue oh my high score is 15 oh the mechs are easy to kill all you got to do is 360 no scope them from across the map and then go boneless on the entire Squad like all right craft don't forget that tomorrow is bring your favorite toy to school day so you're going to bring your favorite toy to school and you got to show it to the crass we can bring a toy to school tomorrow that's so awesome but I don't know what toy is my favorite I have so many awesome toys no you already know what toy I'm bringing tomorrow wait Junior we can bring a toy to school tomorrow yeah we can bring a toy that's so pee PE yeah so awesome I don't know what toy to bring though daddy today in school we show PE PE but you actually enjoyed school today Jeffy yeah Daddy cuz the teacher said that tomorrow is bring your favorite toy to school dad Jeffy it sounds like you made that up no Daddy he really said that so I get to take my favorite toy to school tomorrow okay well then just go through all your toys and find your favorite toy then okay Daddy H which toy is my favorite oh pee PE turkey snaky what was that Jeffy Jeffy what is this huge mess Jeffy why are you doing that cuz I can't find my favorite toy daddy well that doesn't mean you have to make a huge mess Jeffy look let's just look through the toys like normal people daddy take me to the store and buy me a new toy Jeffy I don't have the money to buy you a new toy right now well what am I going to do about my project tomorrow well I have an arcade card with points on it so we can go to the arcade and try to win you a new toy okay Daddy let's do that all right Jeff but I only have a few points so what we have to do is we have to get enough points and enough tickets to get you a prize okay okay Daddy Oh Daddy I want to win a big colorful ball all right Jeffy well here's your game card okay all right then yeah just just go in there and win okay okay then Jeffy did you ever win a ball Jeffy Jeffy where' Jeffy go Jeffy how'd you get in there Jeffy I don't even know Daddy yes you do Jeffy get out I can't daddy you got to win me you're not worth my money Jeffy I'm not going to spend money to try to win you out of there all right daddy well just stay here with Mr Monkey you're not staying in there with Mr Monkey he likes Manas daddy Jeffy if you don't get out I'm going to get a worker all right all right so what's the problem that what how'd your kid get in there I don't know he must have crawled in or something but I want you to get them out what how well I don't know use the key or something unlock it ooh I don't have the key you don't have the key you work here yeah but I swallowed it what you swallowed it yeah Bob was like I bet you won't swallow that key and I was like I bet I will so I swallowed it well go use the bathroom and get it out no man I am backed up well okay how am I get my son out I don't know the only way you can get him out is you got to win him well I don't know how to play this game yeah and it's pretty rigged I don't think you're going to get him out of there come on just help me get him out of there D what do I have to do uh well I used to be a pro claw machine player in college so I guess I could give it a shot all right let's try to get him out all right let's win this all right I'll tell you where to go all right uh go to the right uhhuh a lot more to the right yeah all right start going back start going back okay okay uh start going a little bit more to the right uh-huh uh uh Jeffy can you move to the left Jeffy move to the left all right I think I got it no no no no no move to the right my son's right there here we go okay this is looking good no it's not my son's right there oh I got a good feeling about this one no no my son is right there you missed my son completely Come to Papa what you missed my son come on come on come to Daddy right here come on come on come on he's right there oh the monkey and the ball the monkey and the ball come on give it give it here come on no no no that was my monkey what do you do when you took my monkey you were supposed make your monkey you were supposed to get my son oh well I really wanted the monkey no no you're supposed to get my son try again an aim for my son okay all right go for my son this time all right fine all right so a lot to the right okay a lot more to the right all right a lot more to the right back back back it up start backing up all right more to the right okay more to the right all right uh Jeffy go to the left I'm going to I'm going for it no no no more monkey no not that one no I don't want that one I want I wanted Mr monkey no no don't give me that one's stupid I don't want that one you're supposed to go for my son but but the monkey was right there it was so close oh my god look oh my God I could get all three of them no God why does he keep doing that go for my son fine let me do it more to the right uhhuh and more to the right okay I'm going start going back looking good yeah am I close uh you're pretty close all right what what uh okay I I think you got it all right Jeffy you're coming out of there all right looking good yeah oh yeah I got Jeffy I definitely got Jeffy here we go here we go Jeffy yes I got Jeffy you got him and the ball I got both of them oh this is perfect yeah I got Jeffy out of there oh thank God oh my God oh my God Jeffy oh come on Jeffy you get out of there right now you get out of there man Jeffy you're getting out of there this time all right tell me where to go all right all right doing Gooding good forward forward a little bit Yeah uh-huh uh-huh more more to the right yeah a little to the right uh uh maybe back a little maybe I think that's it I think that's it oh that's good all right wait for it to stop swinging yeah yeah it keeps swinging a lot okay Jeffy you get out of there this time just hop in just just hop into the prize thing you hold on come on Jeffy here we go come on Jeffy oh yes yes yes wait we might have them stop playing games Jeffy don't you play games with me okay here he comes here he comes he comes hold on hold on Jeffy oh I think we got him I think we got him and the ball oh this is perfect yes yes yes we got both Jeffy you get out of there oh yes everybody wins wa Jeffy you do not climb back in there okay all right Daddy get out of here come on all right Jeffy with this game you have to hit as hard as you can and so you can get the lights to go all the way to the top so it takes a lot of strength okay all great Dy but Jeffy that was very weak look you supposed to go all the way to the top you only got it right there oh that just hard as I can hit It Dang hold on let me swipe it again okay all right Jeffy pretend this time that that thing right there is bullying you okay Daddy oh you want to bully me budy well how about this you won the jackpot Jeffy yay I won the jackpot yeah I think you broke it let's go all right Jeffy this one's called ski ball okay so all you do is you grab a ball like this and you roll it up and you try to make it in that thing okay okay Dad you try you got it in Jeffy you're doing good okay do do a little bit better Jeffy you cannot throw it oh yeah you got to roll it up there Jeffy oh okay okay you're doing pretty good Jeffy no you got roll a you got to roll a little harder no a a lot harder Jeff you have to roll a lot you have to roll a lot harder Jeff a lot harder like a lot all right Jeffy let's play a different game come on okay oh hey you all done playing yeah can you tell me how many tickets I have sure uh it feels like you got about 200 tickets here the card gets heavier I can tell oh well what can I get for 200 tickets oh not much uh I guess I can give you this unicorn necklace daddy look there's a jffe I want the GFF well ask him oh no sorry that giraffe right there is over 1,000 tickets and how many tickets do I have you have 200 I I just told you that oh dny I really want the G ra well you don't have enough tickets Jeffy you only have 200 and it's 1,000 but I want the G ra well you don't have enough tickets I want the G is there any way I can buy the Giraffe with my own money no sorry you can't do that unless you're a boofy Rewards member a boofy Rewards member okay fine well sign me up for the boofy Rewards membership I'm sorry I can't do that why not it's not boofy season it's not boofy season why you make ity boy season well I can't make it boofy season boofy season starts in the summer oh okay well then I'll give you the money and then when it becomes boofy season you can just charge it then okay fine but you got to say the boofy Pledge the The boofy Pledge yeah repeat after me okay I am boofy I amofy I am goofy I am goofy now rub your belly and say boofy boofy boofy boofy boofy boofy boofy boofy boofy I can't believe you idiots actually fell for that there's no such thing as boofy rewards members oh my God you guys are such idiots just take your stupid giraffe yeah I got a GFF that was like a dollar anyway okay oh man dang I love my new favorite G Raff toy all right Jeffy look we'll just go to bed so you'll be ready for school tomorrow okay so you have your toy all right daddy oh man Junior I am so honored that you brought me in for your career day project you're actually inspired by me yeah sure whatever Junior why did you bring in Chef Pee as your favorite toy wait what nothing nothing Cody doesn't know what he's talking about he's just obsessed with his stupid kend doall just pay attention to class all right crass today is bring your favorite toy to school day today so I hope you all brought your favorite toy to school so who wants to come up first and show off their toy to the crass favorite toy day yeah Chef uh let's go up let's go up all right Junior what's your favorite toy my favorite toy is my personal chef PE PE I am not a toy Junior listen class Junior told me today was career day and he had to break someone that he looked up to yeah yeah and I brought shef peipi cuz I do look up to him but he is a toy because I like grabbing his ears and making him mad at the B on my ears he's like a Simon says you got to do the opposite to make him mad okay Junior A+ All Right sh you got me an a oh God thanks for the a Chef peee Junior you lied to me and told me that I inspired you well why would you inspire me Chef peee you're a 30-year-old Chef who doesn't get paid to cook and I've never seen you with a girlfriend I'm next all right Cody what's your favorite toy my favorite toy is Ken he's my boy toy he's hunky and he's an astronaut he's a rocket scientist he's a lawyer and he's a doctor he's a dog Cody shut up Joseph all right Cody B minus you're weird go sit out fine yeah oh I'm next I'm next all right Joseph what's your favorite toy oh my favorite toy is this onion that I found on my way to school today an onion what it do oh it makes me cry but I would do that anyway cuz my life is so sad oh okay you get a for crying okay my turn all right Jeffy what's your favorite toy my favorite toys my G Raff now I wanted the arcade I like to C around in my dopper like a kangaroo oh that's a giraffe not a kangaroo D minus I'll take it hey Daddy I passed what Jeffy you passed what grade did you get I got a D minus a D minus why didn't you get an A because I told the teach I was a kangaroo oh well still a D minus is the highest grade you've got all year so I'm proud of you yep I think I deserve to eat some pza yeah Jeffy let's go out and get some pizza since you passed come on y yo yo yo what it is Daddy these streets is hard and I got to stay strapped so you better run them pockets before I bust a cap you're not going to bust a cap Jeffy but Jeffy don't shoot me with your stupid toy that hurt that was just a warning shot Daddy to let you know I'm here to let me know you're here I know you're here but Jeffy that was really close to my eye there's no eye in team sucker what Jeffy that is I'm taking away your toy ddy don't take my toy no you're not getting your toy back give me my toy back no I should give it back Jeffy use your manners manners what are those say please I don't know I don't want to say that word Jeffy just say please all right Jeffy you can say it it's one simple word all you got to do is make it come out of your mouth you can do this Jeffy just say it just say please Jeffy Jeffy did you throw up yeah Daddy it's not that hard to say please say it say it please please please please please you need a minute Jeffy say please please say it please please per the plat push but Perry the plat push it takes more words to say please just say please dy I can't say that word then you're never going to get your toy back oh Rosalina what should I do with this toy since he's never going to get it back oh I got an idea why aren't you cramming up your cramhole Jeffy you don't say that word do not say that word oh what word cramhole you do not say that was it's a very bad word cramhole cramhole cramhole cramhole cramhole what is a cramhole it ISJ a hole in which thingss can be crammed a cram hole well don't say that word anymore Jeffy well you have a cram hole and Mommy has two cram holes and you guys can take this toy and shove it up all three of your cram holes that is it Jeffy you are grounded okay we we need to get some help I can't deal with jeffy's behavior Mario maybe we should call the doctor and he can help Jeffy get manners yes go call the doctor right now okay call him right now hey there somebody call a doctor oh thank God you're here doctor what you're wearing a McDonald's uniform oh yeah I just got off my shift to McDonald's but I mean the M could stand for medical doctor well can you please just go change it to your doctor outfit because you smell bad oh yeah I smell like chicken nuggies yeah I can do that hey can I use your shower though I I don't want to go all the way back home but use my shower yeah it'll be real quick I promise I just got to you know like shampoo and condition and shave everywhere like like between the cheeks cuz you know I don't want to be like a fluffy cat and get poop stuck in my hair and I got to cut it out with scissors and you that's that's the whole thing yeah hey do you have any wax paper okay just use the shower real quick just go okay okay Jeffy you can say it I can't sh it Mommy what's taking them so long uh hey hey you're done with your shower uh no hey do you have a problem with your hot water because it's cold now you were in there for 45 minutes I was yes oh I guess I shouldn't have been on my phone the whole time you're supposed to be taking a shower well I was going to but hey do you have a new bar of soap cuz it's like a there's like a hair that's on the bar of soap that's in there it's soap yeah but it's like Dirty Soap cuz if you clean your butt with that soap and I clean my butt with that soap it's like I cleaned my butt with your butt and now we're butt buddies and I don't want that oh I think that was my bar soap M I'd still prefer a new bar of soap there's new bars of soap under the sink hurry okay cool but also your toilet is clogged how well see I couldn't find any wax paper so I just used duct tape instead and then I tried to flush it and apparently you're not supposed to flush duct tape cuz it clogged up the toilet well then fix it well I can't fix it cuz I don't have my Plum outfit oh oh by the way do you have any rash cream cuz like I tried to wax with the duct tape and the apparently you're not supposed to do that cuz it's all itchy and it burns now just please go finish her shower right now just go but but but the water's still cold well I don't care take a cold shower well but don't you have like an endless hot water heater I mean my apartment complex has one then go take a shower at your apartment like you should have done well no I mean I'm already here and I'm already naked hey are you running the dishwasher cuz that might be why it's cold just go take a shower okay I'll go take a cold shower then jeez hey there somebody call a very cold and well-shaped Doctor yes listen my if I had teeth they'd be chattering right now all I understand your cold listen my son I think I have hypothermia get up ew your breath smells like garlic I was trying to warm you up look my son Jeffy doesn't have manners so I was wondering if you could teach him manners teach him Manas no I don't have time for that you're a terrible parent I was just hoping that you could teach him cuz you're a doctor you know well I can't teach him Manas but I can't inject him with Manas inject him with manners yeah this is 300 C's of Manas straight into his bloodstream do you think it'll work I don't know let's try it come here Jeffy I no not I don't have to yeah those are some pretty terrible Madness all right let's try it all right let's see what happens is it going to work give it time please please please please please please thank you please please yes ma'am no ma'am yes sir no sure may I hold the door for you sure it worked yeah but it doesn't lasts very long and the withdrawal sucks with the withdrawals why am I so itchy cramhole hack okay well give him another one oh I don't know about that these shots are 500 bucks a pop $500 for 10 seconds what a what a scam yeah I know that's what I said to her but oh wait you're talking about the shot yeah yeah it is a it is a ripoff you're right I don't want to pay $500 per shot is there another option well uh for uh oh oh uh for for uh $250 an hour I have a robot that could teach a manners a robot that can teach a manners yeah yeah he's called um mot mot I've never heard of a Mot well he's real and he's he's new and and I I have him in my car oh Mario he has it in his car we should do that but it's $250 an hour baby we would only need it for a couple hours Mario six six 6 hours is what is what I would recommend for for the robot and and your son cash he takes cash okay if it'll teach Jeffy manners then we'll do it really you'll do it yeah we'll do it go get them okay cool yeah I'll just go get him yeah go to your car and get him um you know what no no I actually actually I have to have him delivered but he's in your car just go get him yeah but my car is not here I took an Uber here and my car is at home so I I got to go home get my car it's the whole thing but uh there's going to be a ring on your doorbell and then the box is going to be there and the robot's going to be in the box and it's very important that you open the box as fast as you can cuz there's no air holes in the box cuz he's a robot and he is also claustrophobic so so please make sure you open the box as fast as you can when it shows up okay why don't you just bring us the box into the room no no can't can't do that that's not nope I am busy I have things to do so the just when the doorbell rings you get the box you open the box got it okay I'll open the box open the box all right okay okay all right just got to ring the doorbell get in the Box put on the mask and wait okay I can do this I don't have to be in the Box for that long all right let's go that must be mobot it is all right baby I got the package that's awesome Mario you should open it up yeah open it oh I think I hear the robot inside oh I want to hear you know what would be cooler than hearing a robot seeing a robot open the box I heard it Mario hey Daddy I want hear you robot please open the box I'm claustrophobic oh yeah I forgot he's claustrophobic okay I got I'll open it oh there's tape how do I open it oh I have a knife Mario a knife yeah open it okay no no no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Jesus Christ no just open it from the top I I mean I mean open it from the top oh yeah open it from the top okay okay beep boop I am moot oh that's so cool we got the robot I'm going to get you out of there okay wao that's so cool a real robot I am mobot the mana's teaching robot nice to meet you I've never seen a robot before yeah Daddy is he going to take over the world I don't know mobot how do we get started well first you give mot $250 oh yeah I forgot I have to pay mobot 's the money um do I like insert it or something or uh mobot needs to use the bathroom use the bathroom it is hot oh yeah I'll take that money now what I thought moot needs the money uh he he does but uh I I have to take it to him because uh he's recharging and I'm a doctor so I'll just take this thank you stupid C back on oh right this zipper fun to deal with okay okay thank you for the money I I will start teaching manners now okay Jeffy repeat after me please pee very good he said peas not please I'm pretty sure he said please no he said peas look man who's the robot me or you okay fine okay let's try another one now say thank you spank you very good he didn't say thank you he said spank you hey I'm a robot I have very good hearing no he said spank you not thank you no I'm pretty sure he said spank you he said spank you yes he said spank you wait no no thank you is what he said he said SP you got it right I'm a robot I'm always right now who wants to go learn manners in the kitchen I do follow me all right Jeffy here's your green beans I hate green beans Daddy no no oh no that's Bad Manners you should say thank you Dad for this scrumptious meal but these green beans shut and take your elbows off the table that's Bad Manners well why don't you take your microwave off the table that's Bad Manners well Mo moot is very sensitive about his weight and and drink your water cuz that's good manners but don't slurp it because that would be bad Manas well you want to know what I think what bad bad mannas very bad Manas Jeffy do not do that stop it okay all of this all of this is bad Manas wait you're a robot shouldn't you like short circuit uh yeah oh no I I need more money for repairs I have $250 more hold on wet that's even harder to take off stupid kid okay give me the money what where's mobile he's he's recharging again just give me the money God never back I'm going to go check and see what's happening oh God this is so stressful but $250 an hour this is wor what's going on in here hey hey hey hey hey hey no no no mobot is changing the recharging hey no open the door what's going on what did I just see hold on mot's getting ready open the door hey it's me mot the man is teaching robot what's going on okay look when your kid threw water no no I think you know what I think's going on I think you want to scam us out of money so you dress like a robot to pretend that you knew how to teach manners no no come on I wouldn't I would never do that to you guys no look what happened was that when your son threw water on mobot he broke and I couldn't fix him so I was going to wear him like a suit and try to trick you into thinking that I was the robot but I mean that would never work yeah we would never fall for that we would know if it was you in a costume yeah yeah yeah of course you would yeah we're not stupid here yeah uh but see the problem is that because your son broke mobot you owe me the rest of the $1,000 so I can so I can fix them okay I mean I did see my son break him by throwing water on him yeah yeah exactly that's why I need all that money okay I'll give you the money I mean Jeffy kind of learn manners right yeah yeah yeah he's great sorry for breaking your robot come on no problem 900 950 1,000 here you go thank you and I will use this money to fix moot Jeffy that was very bad of you to break this man's robot yeah Jeffy sorry what Jeffy just said sorry that's manners hey look what I did I mean what moot did I did my job it's time for me to go Jeffy I can't believe you learned manners Jeffy I'm so proud of you work was so stressful oh hi Bon how was work pretty good Karen we're actually going to be able to pay our water bill this month so I can actually take showers here again um Bon how come you're in my Halloween costume oh uh today was wet wacky work Wednesday oh okay uh is there anything you need me to do boy no you can just run along and be you s 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 hey you miss me up Daddy I was trying to go for 40,000 you only had 11 well I got to start somewhere yeah Marvin why did you mess him up because he got in our face with the boing boing boing I was trying to watch TV he was being annoying there's someone at the well I'm going to go find my ball and start over hello hi I'm Steve stalberger and I'm representing Geico Insurance I'm here to give you this check for $10,000 for your son's car accident why are you giving us $10,000 for a car accident well his car was totaled and they valued at $10,000 so here you go so what can I spend this money on whatever you want okay 42 43 44 45 46 47 baby hey Dad you mess me up again baby we got a $10,000 check for what for for jeffy's car accident when did Jeffy get in a car accident remember he hit that tree yeah oh yeah so they gave us $10,000 cuz that's what they Valu jeffy's car at I get $110,000 no we get $10,000 Marvin I think we should use that check to get Jeffy a new car Jeffy does not deserve a new car because he crashed the last one you're not getting me a new car you guys suck so I think we should use this money to go on a vacation to Hawaii no Marvin I'm taking this check right now to get Jeffy a new car no no no but but Hawaii okay let me try this 1 2 3 Marvin you got to come outside and see this car baby you ruined it I was going for 40,000 I was so close Okay Marvin this is the car I got Jeffy you got him a convertible yeah Marvin I thought it'd be nice during the summer for him to put the top down and go to the beach he's not supposed to drive to the beach baby I don't even trust him to go to school this car is supposed to drive to school and come right back that's it Marvin he's 18 years old let him have some fun he has the brain of a 5-year-old Marvin what if he takes a girl out on a date like that's going to happen Marvin look just put the top up and we're not going to tell him the top can go down Fine Jeffy get in here hey Jeffy there's a surprise outside come on okay all right Jeffy here's your new car you got me a new car it's a PT Cruiser a PP Cruiser hoes are going to be cruising on my p PE when they see this bad [ __ ] Jeffy language Jeffy here's the two rules okay do not wreck this car if you wreck this car you're not getting another one and do not spray paint it okay don't spray paint it got it and done The Jeffy ho wagon 2.0 aka the pp Cruiser is done I know I said I wouldn't spray paint it but I don't give a [ __ ] now let's go get some hose all right let's crank this baby up listen to that baby purr oh what's this button do wow the topkin come off that means hose tops are going to come off when they see this car when I drive by they'll just be able to jump right in so let's go get some hose yeah okay Simmons this power line fell down during a storm and now it's a hazard so we need to move it all right well let's move it s s no Simons are you okay what happened you got Electric uted Simmons it's a power line oh I guess that's what the power word means in power line yeah so we have to go kill the power so we can move this thing all oh man I love this car so much it's so awesome I'm ready for the hose hose where are you jeffy's coming okay Simmons the power's cut so it should be safe to touch now you're right just kidding little electrician joke uh shocking what's this Joker doing hey [ __ ] get out of the road we're trying to fix a power line I'm going to go get him my piece of my mind Hey jerk off you can't park um sir you appear to be missing your head where to go oh oh God no oh my God how did that happen oh oh the power line it it it knocked your head off oh jinkies s s s s s oh my God s s the head cabit with the power l okay that other car hey calm down so what you're saying is the power line decapitated the driver that car over there uh-huh well we turned the power off how did it do that well the power is not the problem Simmons the lion was still on the road look I have to get my doctor outfit on Marvin do you think Jeffy is enjoying his new car well we haven't heard from him since we gave it to him so ho ho ho Merry Christmas to me what H hey guys doctor what are you doing here uh well it's about Jeffy he was in an accident he wrecked his car already oh no the car's fine thank God Marvin is Jeffy okay well let's just say I wouldn't lose my head over it cuz he already did what oh maybe this will help me explain uh you see this little Lego guy here this is your son before the accident and this is your son now he lost his head yep he was beheaded beheaded what happened well as far as I can tell he was driving his car with the top down and there was a power line that was hanging too low in the road and it cut his head off why was there a power line hanging too low I was trying to fix it it fell down during a storm well did you have any caution tape to warn people that that is a good idea for next time wait did you not put cones in the road to close the road that is also a good suggestion for next time is the power line still hanging low yes it is well what if it happens to someone else I think we should focus on your son's beheading and not uh the other people that could happen to well is my son dead oh no no no no he he's fine for now you see this cooler right here yeah his head's in there that's how I'm preserving it wait he's still alive oh yeah yeah yeah you want to talk to him I can take it out for a minute I think it'll be fine he can still talk oh yeah yeah yeah let me get him what okay here's Jeffy oh my God Jeffy are you okay yeah I'm okay Daddy what doing he can't talk no obviously he can't talk he's a seven head idiot you said he could talk I was joking I was just trying to lighten the mood so what do we do now well now we have to find a body donor so I can take the brain out of this head and put it in a new body well why can't you just put his head on his old body well I couldn't save the head and the body cuz the cooler is not big enough so I just decided to save the head cuz it has the brain in it the body's still sitting in the car and the heated seats are on so it's pretty much toast by now but to be honest I don't even need the head I really just need the brain so get that out of there okay there it is just toss that in the cooler oh man I forgot my sandwiches in there hold on it's a toyy club that's what toyis sound like screw the sandwich how long is the brain going to be okay on Ice it'll be fine for a while but the ice is melting so we should probably put it in the freezer okay well I have a freezer okay well let me get the brain back out of there okay hey Marvin go along oh with some pizza is that a brain why would you throw it I told you to go long you didn't go long we have to get the brain hurry sh did you see a brain yeah it went that way outside do you see the brain anywhere I don't know man it could be anywhere wait look it's right there okay I'll get it wait wait wait wait wait look there's a car coming oh my God wait wait stop stop stop stop stop oh oh oh [ __ ] is it okay uh it got run over uh grab it grab it okay uh did you guys find the brain yeah but it got run over is it okay well there might be some brain damage but Jeffy already had that Marvin and it is pretty dirty so he might have a dirty mind yeah yeah it was pretty good wasn't it can you just try to clean it off okay yeah good idea I'm blowing his mind can you just put it in the freezer oh yeah yeah yeah I should do that listen to the sound it makes when I squeeze it brain fart put it in the freezer okay yeah yeah hopefully he doesn't get a brain freeze okay okay I think I'm all out of brain jokes so what do we do now uh now we have to find a new body for his brain so let's brainstorm and think of something okay I guess I did have one more man can you just shut up so will anybody's body work yes anybody's body will work not everybody's body but anybody's body as long as they died recently and their body was put on Ice well how are we going to find a body that just died and was put on Ice well I do have a wife I don't like and an Axe and a cooler well would an animal's body work well you're not getting my body cuz I'm an animal a party animal thank you that one was not even good yeah I love the news breaking news Okay Cecilia the seal choked on an eel and died at seal world today they have froze her body on Ice to preserve her in hopes to bring her back to life in the future oh my God Cecilia the seal died I never got to see her Marvin wait can't we put jeffy's brain inside that Seal's body because they put the seal on ice do you know how hard it is to break into the morgate seal world it's like trying to break into the White House it's hard well yeah the president lives there they can't just let everybody in no I meant seal world oh well it's hard to break in there because seals have really soft fur that people sell for a lot of money that's why people always Club them to death and steal their fur seals don't have fur yes they do they ain't slick Jack wait I thought seals were slippery like rubber oh yeah does 46,000 500 fibers per square cim sound slippery to you jack wait why you keep calling me Jack I don't know I'm just trying it out okay so you're telling me you can't just walk in Seal world and tell them that you're a vet and say Hey I want to inspect Cecilia's body and then you steal it h yeah I guess I could try that okay fine I got to go to seal world to steal Cecilia the seal so we can seal this deal but let's be real can I really steal Cecilia the seal I guess weel see I'll be right back okay I got Cecilia the Seal's body but it was not easy I had to be like SEAL Team Six to get in there they killed Osama Bin Laden for real for real stop it only I can make seal jokes I'm the real deal I was just being Sealy well shut up wait what what's that oh oh hold on the Washington Wizards traded Bradley Beal to the to the to the Phoenix Suns H interesting is my shirt teal no it's more of an aquamarine or a seafoam green can you focus on putting jeffy's brain inside the seal yeah sure hold on let let me just peel the scalp back and get a feel for what we're dealing with put the brain inside the seal okay okay the surgery was a success so Jeffy should be alive as a seal hey Jeffy how are you doing Jeffy wake up Jeffy is he okay Jeffy um he's dead dead you said the surgery worked well it did but you see his brain did get run over by a car jeffy's Dead Forever yeah sorry I wasted your time wait time time time what look I have this Apple watch Time Machine belt right here I can go back in time and stop Jeffy from being beheaded what so you you can go back in time this whole time you didn't tell us well yeah it's like a monthly subscription you got to pay like every time you do it it's a real pain in the ass so why are you willing to go back in time and fix this well because I feel bad cuz it's my fault he got beheaded I should have put a cone down like you said okay so you can go back in time and stop him from Ever Getting in that wreck yeah I can but I got to warn you if I do this you guys are going to stop existing cuz this timeline will never happened that's so scary I don't want to fade away well I can take one person with me I want to go what about me bros before ho where are we we're a minute before Jeffy gets beheaded look over there that's me and my partner Simmons working on the power line now you go stop Jeffy from driving I'm going to go kill my past self so there's not two of me running around okay wait is that is that Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy stop it dny where are you doing in your road you want to come get ho with me Jeffy you you spray painted your car Jeffy yeah I I told you not to well Danny when are you going to learn I don't give a [ __ ] J scoot over you're grounded I'm driving we're going home okay Simmons the power is shut off so no more shakiness okay I'm going to turn the power back on and I'm going to crank the voltage super high so when my past self pretends to get electrocuted he really does get electrocuted okay Simmons the power's cut so it should be safe to touch now oh I get it mate you're playing a joke on me mate mate you're all right mate you're all right mate oh no he doesn't have a pulse he's dead oh my oh yes he died I'm going to go cheer Simmons up oh my why you have to die looks like somebody needs a doctor mate you're alive but you just died right there no that was just a robot clone of me that I made oh that's brilliant you think you can make one for me no but let's go get some Applebees all right Marvin where'd you go I'm back baby Marvin where did you go all right Daddy I did it you killed my old self I did thank you so much shy so Marvin what do you want to eat for dinner tonight I was thinking we can make a big old pot of green beans we open like eight cans of green beans and pour it in a pot and put a little bit of salt and pepper but mostly green beans Marvin no one likes green beans but they're healthy for you and Jeffy needs to eat healthy if he wants to live long why don't we ask Jeffy what he wants to eat because he's going to want like pizza or ice cream or something ooh Pizza and ice cream sound good but that's unhealthy baby he needs to eat healthy but I guess we can ask him Jeffy get in here well well you want Daddy I was I was about to do something what what do you want for dinner tonight oh I want a big old buckety cheese balls but you're not going to eat cheese balls for dinner Jeffy why I like cheese balls they're just balls with cheese on them yeah that's what I get if I don't shower for 3 Days that's gross Jeffy look you're not eating cheese balls you need to eat green beans I hate green beans daddy and you know this I want cheese balls well you're not eating cheese balls you take your hand off that lid you do not take that lid off you put that lid back on you do not grab you you put that you put that cheese ball back you put that cheeseball back you don't don't you put that cheeseball in your mouth I you AR healthy balls aren healthy you feel better that make you feel better Daddy D I think I lost my voice you lost your voice good I don't have to hear your voice anymore D it really hurts well I don't care Marvin we need to call a doctor what if he hurt his throat box he did not hurt his throat box voice box yeah that throat box it's called a voice box notat we need to call a doctor okay fine we'll call a doctor it really hurts hey there someone call a doctor what what is going on here I don't know what's going on with that but my son Jeffy he lost his voice he went too hard what he did what he went too hard he went uh what is uh I don't know it's a sound he makes but he went uh too hard well was he trying to poop trying to poop well sometimes when I'm constipated and I try to poop I go to like push it out you know I don't think he's trying to poop is that what you're trying to do he's trying apparently that's what he's trying to do okay so he lost his voice doing that yeah he can't talk I try to talk Jeffy I can't talk see he's making that noise when he tries to talk okay let me get in there and take a look all right kid open your mouth- what does he not want me to help him with Jeffy open your mouth don't do this just open your mouth I can't really see in there cuz you open your mouth wider oh wow okay he can dislocate his jaw like a snake that's cool uh wait wait a minute he doesn't have a throat but this is a puppet a puppet yeah he's just a puppet so I don't think he lost his voice I think the guy playing the puppet lost his voice wait so Lance lost his voice yeah hold on all right Lance what's wrong with your voice why does it sound like that I lost it when I did the really big noise well go get a cough Dropper drink some water we got to finish the video I don't think we can finish the video we're going to have to cancel filming cancel filming we've never done that ever we can't do that the fans will get mad if we cancel filming Logan I'll voice Jeffy Elena you can't voice Jeffy you only play like one character hey I play Brooklyn guy's wife too oh God I hate you okay let me hear your Jeffy voice what doing oh God that's awful knowy hey poopy uh just put Brooklyn guy down and you try to voice Jeffy okay I'll try all right so what do you want me to do I want to hear your Jeffy voice you might be able to play Jeffy oh God okay um what doing want to see my pencil that's perfect what all right Lance uh poopy's going to play Jeffy you're just going to replace me like that oh you know how he gets whenever I try to play his characters he gets all jealous Lance don't cry Jee this is what I'm talking about let's go let's go talk to him stupid Lake Lance why are you throwing rocks at the lake I'm finished my voice is gone from playing Jeffy it's never coming back oh my God he's such a drama queen I can go to the store for tea and honey for your voice that doesn't work none of your spiritual stuff works all right lance look You've Lost Your Voice playing Jeffy before it it'll come back not like this this time I'm done I think I'm going to retire what retire oh my God does this mean I can finally play his characters Logan is he serious yeah I'm serious look I can do a Mean Mr Goodman check it out breaking news okay oh that's perfect I like that let's go film yeah so I really get to play Jeffy yeah your voice sounds just like Jeffy the fans won't tell the difference awesome I've always wanted to play him all right so this is what's going to happen in the scene so you're going to play Jeffy and you're going to go oh I got my voice bag and then Brooklyn guy can you play Brooklyn guy and Jeffy at the same time can I play Brooklyn guy and Jeffy at the same time of course I can I'm poy you see how long these arms are for some reason I can do anything like Dr Octopus over here except I only have the two arms and they're not made of metal and I'm not Alfred Molina I'm pooy so I don't really know why I said all that well look just grab Jeffy grab looking guy let's get this scene okay hey Daddy my voice came back waa his voice came back his voice is back it's a miracle we're so glad your voice is back Jeffy well I guess I did my job so Jeffy you learned not to scream like that ever again it could hurt your voice I sure did Daddy all right guys let's go eat some green beans I hate green beans tag nabit oh you poy you have to watch this scene it was so good oh I don't have to watch it I know it was good everything I do is gold your Jeffy voice is just so perfect I know I know and hey I'm not going to lie I've been practicing for this moment and just between you and me I think my Jeffy voice is better than lances it is better than lances what do Jeffy some country what you about yeah I don't get it it doesn't sound good it does it doesn't sound good how can it not sound good I'm poy I can imitate any character name a character jarar Banks off the Dome got it Misa jarar Banks killed it Logan his voice for Jeffy is terrible jarar Banks spot on but Jeffy is bad can you do her voices too so we can fire her oh I mean I could try he can't do my voices I'm a girl move aside chump check this out I'm going to do Marvin's wife or girlfriend or whatever she is now oh Marvin we should let Jeffy do things okay well you can't do broken guy's wife that's even easier Bo yeah you're fired you're so good poy okay uh can you do Chef's voice oh yeah Junior okay I'm firing lville it's just going to be me and you buddy me and you against the world we're going to do all these videos all right let's get the next scene uh uh hold on Logan you know what else I can do what you can't do that oh yeah I can do it you can't do that yep I can hold the camera too well uh you can't play Marvin oh y Jeffy oh stop it no you can't do this you can't take everyone's characters oh I can and I did now get out of here we going to change the name of the channel to Super pooby poy it's going to be SP now hey Elena don't talk to me Logan I don't want my job back even if you beg me well look poy just fired me pooy fired you yeah it turns out he can hold the camera and play my characters well this is serious he's going to take over the channel I don't think that he can play all our characters and film it all and edit it all yeah I guess you're right I don't think po could do that either hey losers check this out I'm Mor be stoping and I'm filming it your careers are over Chumps God I never thought poopy was such a jerk I know he really is what are we going to do we can't let him take over the channels oh we should call the cops he plays the cops oh you're right he does oh we can uh we can call Lance Lance plays a cop his voice is gone what are we going to do Logan it's your house we can just walk in you're right let's just walk in and let's take the channel back okay okay where do you think he's at and go again you green beans Jeffy stop it man I am killing it today I think he's upstairs okay let's go upstairs and try to ruin his filming all right next scene and go I don't want to eat green beans daddy oh Jeffy you got to eat your green beans oh Marvin let him do what he wants to do oh my God I'm controlling three characters at the same time I even have one on my foot I am a god hey poy what do you want loser hold on let me put my puppets down all right what do you want and make it quick cuz I got to finish filming this video I have to edit it and upload it tonight well me and Elena were talking and we decided that you can't do this are you sure cuz it looks like I'm already doing it well you might be doing it but the fans aren't going to like it they're going to hate that you're playing every character are you completely sure about that I'm 100% sure about that huh okay I'll tell you what I'm going to finish this video and then I'm going to upload it and if the fans hate it then we'll just go back to the way things but if the fans love this video then you and Elena have to quit forever that's a deal what I didn't agree to this look the fans are going to hate it it sucks let's make the deal all right it's a deal all right Shake on it all right all right I'm going to go edit I I don't know how to do that but I'm going to figure it out all right I uploaded the video and it already has 10 million views and 10 million likes 10 million views and 10 million likes none of our videos have got that many likes how is that even possible cuz my [ __ ] don't stink bro all I make his hits well let me see this video okay but get ready for your eyes to melt from all the awesomeness hey Jeffy how was school today oh it was great Daddy I got an F on my report card o boy you got an F oh you're going to get it now you're grounded oh Marvin it f just means that he's doing fantastic exactly daddy oh cut all right that was great it was perfect oh I'm on fire uh so what do you think that wasn't even good it was only 23 seconds long no no no no no the comments say otherwise let's take a look here okay Dyan says best video I've ever seen I think poy should play everyone from now on well guess what Dylan I am that's exactly what I'm doing and Cindy says I honestly won a whole series of this well congratulations Cindy cuz I'm running the whole Channel now Louis says absolutely perfect in every way sorry Logan but I can't go back to your videos now that I've seen what pooy can do hope you understand those are just a few comments oh yeah well optic says Po's an amazing director oh and look this was totally worth watching this is a masterpiece this is such a masterpiece this is beautiful what an amazing performance by poy oh thanks Owen oh oh look at this we need more videos like this the acting is spoton I'm shacking and crying right now 10 10 life changing I changed that kid's life and look another 10 out of 10 perfect video truly a cinematic Masterpiece quite possibly the best piece of media I've ever seen from Super pooby poobs okay I get it yeah yeah that's right you ain't got [ __ ] on pooby so get stepping a Deal's a deal just like that we have to go as a deal well Elena I guess this is the end of our Channel since Po's better than us I guess I'll move back to Maryland I mean you always move back there where's that noise coming from it's coming from that closet let's see what's inside poy are you okay wait wait wait if poopy's right here then who's that upstairs I don't know wait let's take the tape off his mouth okay ow wait poopy what happened some Maniac who looks just like me tied me up and throw me in here wait let's go see what that is you're not going to untie me first you did good Lance you did good you made the entire crew think Po's an [ __ ] that'll teach him for playing my characters oh my God Lance oh R well I don't I don't understand why do you have a poopy costume because I didn't want poy playing my characters what are you talking about well you remember when we were down by the lake after I lost my voice you guys were walking back to the house so I grabbed poy and I tied him up and I threw them in the closet cuz I didn't want to play in my characters then I went to the store and I got honey and tea and that fixed my voice I knew it yeah and then I was like you know what I don't want Logan and Elena hanging out with poy anymore so I dressed up like poy and then I was mean to you guys to make you guys hate poy well then how'd you get the video with the 10 million views oh I just Photoshopped it hey guys guys remember me the one you left tied up in a closet oh hey Lance dick sorry pooby no no sorry poy this is a crime guys let's all just calm down okay we have to finish Jeffy loses his voice so Lance play Jeffy are you kidding me we're not going to do this now so guys what do you want to do today I don't know guys guys guys guess what I got what the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 6 no you don't then how's it in my hand huh huh it's probably fake no it's not dude it's legit where'd you get it from Joseph I got a friend whose friend who friend dad works at rockstar no he doesn't yes he does dude I'm telling you this is the first copy right here let me see guys this is clearly just Call of Duty and they scribbled over the name and wrote GTA 6 on the bottom in Sharpie dude they had to disguise it I have the first copy they didn't want anybody else to know nah well guys we got to play it yeah it's in VR dude we have to play it nah get this fake crap out of here well where you going Cody wow he's being really lame today yeah he's such a loser dude said it's VR it is VR dude real Graphics okay Jeffy let's play it Jeffy you play it first okay okay I'm going to put it in the system dude okay put it in the system all right Jeffy put this headset on is it on right yeah I just put it on you all right dude the game is in the system how's the graphics it looks like real life it looks like real life oh man this is so unreal okay so what do you see Jeffy I see you guys they put us in the game I'm a celebrity they put us in the game and I see the living room too they put my living room in the game Joseph oh that's crazy oh Jeffy run around and beat people up and steal car yeah I can do that yeah it's just a video game you're not going to get in trouble for it okay where you going Jeffy Dude where's Jeffy going winess in my mouth winess in my mouth I'm about to have wi in my mouth no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo a little homo wait Jeffy what are you doing in my kitchen I'm playing grand that Auto 6 wait it came out no way yeah and it's on VR oh my God that is crazy how's the graphics oh it's really realistic you're even in the game I'm in the game nobody told me this this that's crazy oh man can you beat up people uh let me see what going so realistic wow this map is huge I'm going to go explore wow check out these Graphics oh check out that car I'm going to see if I can steal it hey get out of the road [ __ ] roads are for cars [ __ ] hey what are you doing hey get out of my car get back here he's stealing my car oh my God I can't believe I just stole this car this game is awesome I'm going turn around and run that guy over hello police this guy just stole my car I'm going to squash you like a bu and he going to hit me yay 500 points I just turned him in the road kill I'm going see if I can find another onea Tyler don't play in the Road don't tell me what to do Mom and look out for cars look out for these nuts watch your tone Tyler shut up [ __ ] oh look at this kid he's about to get cream oh my God Tyler bam that kid is dunon Rings this game is so fun okay Simmons two aces all right go fish what Simmons we're playing poker well then draw four that's Uno do you not know how to play poker poker I hardly know her hold on Simmons the radio all units be on the lookout for stolen red Lamborghini using a hit and run you hear that Simmons a stolen car we should keep an eye out H I don't see it maybe we should go back to our C game oh there it is m h i don't know Simmons it is red I don't think that's the car but I think we should follow it just in case all right M sounds good I'm going to take this thing to the paint shop and get it painted Barney purple oh the police are behind me oh this should be fun I'm going to pull [Music] over okay Simmons we pulled him over but I don't think it's the criminal cuz if it was he wouldn't have just pulled over in a stolen car he would have run should we invite him to play poker not yet let's make sure it's not the criminal first so I'm going to go talk to him you stay here and Google the rules to Poker all right oh do I have a surprise for them I'm going to do the grenade launcher cheat code square circle triangle up down left right square right bumper left bumper excuse me sir is this car stolen holy [ __ ] that's a grenade launcher Simmons Simmons I think I finally learned how to play Pokémon he has a grenade launcher will that be the Full House say hello to my little friend holy [ __ ] oh I guess it's just a Nerf toy can't do any damage holy [ __ ] Simons no he never learned how to play poker I'm going to kill you you bastard how are you going to beat a tank is that a tank where did you get a tank from your mom's house take this oh my God dispatch dispatch I'm currently hiding behind a pole the psycho has a goddamn tank he's blowing up cars and [ __ ] this is the best game ever now die coppers Jesus Christ he's shooting at me with a Minun this is a goddamn nightmare oh man I ran out of bullets I'm going to do the more ammunition cheat code you're under arrest get on the ground don't hit me stop it you're under arrest okay you have the right remain silent you know what screw it come on you're going to jail order order orderorder order Jeff you are being accused of going on quite a crime spree I have the charges written here on my hand let's see uh Grand Theft Auto attempted vehicular homicide assault assaulting a police officer assaulting a police vehicle us using a grenade launcher using a grenade launcher to destroy said police vehicle and driving a tank did I miss anything I'm suing and a lawsuit Jeffy how do you explain your criminal behavior on the town wow this game is really realistic oh I see you think life is just one big video game well I've said it before I think video games are corrupting the minds of of our children we will now speak to your victims to see if you have any remorse for your behavior he stole my Lamborghini and hit me with it your honor he broke my neck and my wiener doesn't work anymore what girl's going to want to date someone whose Wier doesn't work and whose neck is broken I'd like to advocate for the electric chair your honor he ran over my little boy Tyler your honor he did it on purpose I want to see him locked away for a really long time well your honor he shot at me and then he blew up my squad car with a grenade launcher with my partner still inside so you know barbecue chicken I have to tell his family about that and then he had a tank I don't even know where the hell that came from well if you break into the military base you can steal the tank did did you just hear that Yan he just admitted to breaking into a military base I mean that has to be like the highest crime I mean that's Federal might even be a war crime for all I know I mean ow and he just hit me again you're onor he hit me did you see that yes I did see that and another assault charge Jeffy now that we have heard from all of your victims do you feel any remorse whatsoever for your festar wanted level Crim spree I'm just trying to see if there's any cheat codes to lower my wanted level well Jeffy you're going to quickly learn that there are no cheat codes to life there is no up down up down left right left right ba a start in real life because real life has real consequences so what punishment should I give for all of those crimes I mean Guilty By the way obviously let's see oh the tank oh the tank I'm thinking life H can can I give him life how does that sound did did anybody die barbecue chicken did he die is he okay I do think he perished in the car explosion but I I don't think that's Canon I think that might just be for this video cuz like usually when people die in videos they they do return unless it's like a really big deal like like jeffy's Mom in the SML movie for his 18th birthday and even that's like kind of iffy like she she might come back I mean we all used to be turtles so I mean anything goes really I mean Joseph used to be rich I mean what happened to that we I mean we knocked that off after the backlash you know so I mean it's up to you man so he did die in this video so I can sentence him to life or 1 million billion Dillion jillion gillion gazillion years whichever comes first but I believe in the world of Second Chances so if you can beat me in a game of I spy I will let you go I spy with my little ey something guilty you all right come on you get on my imaginary horse all right get in there you that was a fun horse ride but that's the last fun you're ever going to have cuz you're going to rotten jail Jeffy we heard about all the terrible stuff you've been doing you were such a good boy how could you do those things yeah what's wrong with you Jeffy I was just playing my new Grand Theft Auto 6 game on VR it makes it really realistic Jeffy this is not a video game this is real life you hurt real people well ddy I know it feels like real life because of the VR headset but right now I'm on the stuck in jail Mission and it's really hard so I think I'm going to have to use cheat codes to get out of this jail sale there's no cheat codes to get out Jeffy yes there is he I'm going use the break out of jail choe right now left down right up left bumper right bumper left stick right stick what it worked I told you it would work Daddy but we got to get out of here cuz I think my wanted level's back up I forgot to lock the stupid jail cell hopefully he didn't break out what oh man wow daddy that mission was really hard I'm done playing this game for a while Jeffy you're not playing a video game this is real life you really just escaped jail I know Daddy the graphics are really realistic no Jeffy you're a wanted criminal freeze thought you could just break out of jail and then come back home huh what a rookie mistake well back to jail you go no officer is there any way I can just talk to you for a second I'm listening all right listen Jeffy did not know he was committing those crimes he thinks he's playing a video game that doesn't really seem like a good enough excuse for killing my partner shooting at me with a tank and running over a kid with a stolen car I don't care what kind of schizophrenic episode he had so there's nothing I can do no there's nothing you can do is that grand theft thought 6 yeah how did you get it it's not even out yet well my friend friend's dad's dad works at rockstar no he doesn't get out of here Cody oh man I would do anything just to play it wait I got an idea what if we give you Grand Theft Auto 6 and you let Jeffy go well the judge already thinks jeffy's in jail and I'm the only prison guard so I guess Jeffy could just disappear yeah you know what you have a deal all right Jeffy you got lucky this time did you learn your lesson I don't even know what I did wrong I was just playing a video game okay yeah see this is obviously Just Call of Duty and then somebody wrote GTA 6 on the bottom and Sharpie well we already made the deal no baxis damn it oh you guys got me with the no baxis okay you guys win this time you little rascals oh man Marvin it's nice just having a boy's day you know sitting back watching TV drinking some bruskies it is nice okay I'm pissed I'm going home wait what happened I got hit in the head with this foot ball that's a soccer ball oh Marvin most of the world calls this a football hey Danny have you seen my checkerboard ball it's not called a checkerboard ball Jeffy it's called a soccer ball all right well then Ki me Daddy but you can't play Checkers on it Jeffy it's a soccer ball what are you supposed to do with it you're supposed to kick it oh like this I mean yeah but you could also hit it with your head okay what no you're supposed to hit it in the air okay like this waa Marvin did you see that that was incredible your son could be a football player really the news breaking news UK world famous soccer player Lionel Messi has turned down a $1.6 billion deal from the Saudi Arabian football team to play for the Miami soccer team they should have offered it to me I would have played soccer in Saudi Arabia for 1.6 billion he turned down $1.6 billion just to kick a ball around yeah Marin football is the biggest sport in the world it is yeah 3.2 billion people watch it I guess they were offering him like 50 cents per viewer I wish someone would offer me a billion ion to kick a stupid soccer ball I just got an idea you know how your son just hit that ball that was sick I bet if we called up the Saudi Arabians and told them that your son was the next big football player they'd give him a billion dollar contract he's never played soccer in his life well maybe if you stop calling it soccer they'll believe us and look if they do take it and give him a billion dollar contract we can split the money because I came up with this idea if they give him a billion dollar contract I'll split the money with you okay I'm going to go call the Saudi Arabians hey Marvin I got Prince Abu Dhabi the owner of the Saudi Arabian football team Prince Abu Dhabi heard that you have the next biggest football player oh we do he he's right there yeah here's Jeffy oh sorry I had a remote my ass Jeffy nice to meet you he does not look like a football player oh oh he is Marvin give him a football let's show him what he can do I don't know where the soccer ball is what did you just call it he he said he said football morvin C the [ __ ] show them what you can do Jeffy oh I like that [ __ ] yeah yeah you like that [ __ ] so can we have a billion dollars please well not quite but I'll tell you what my football team is playing against the French Bulldogs tomorrow so if your Jeffy goes on my team and we win I'll give him a$1 billion contract but but the French Bulldogs have never lost exactly well well we're going to play him and we're going to win cuz I'm going to coach him what what do you know about football I've seen the movie Kicking and Screaming starring Will frell and Mike dka oh you got this set okay I will see you tomorrow yeah all right Marvin we just made a billion dollars no we didn't Jeffy has to apparently somehow beat the best team in soccer well we can do that well no you can't you're a coach of soccer and you don't even have legs morvin I've always wanted to be a soccer player do you know how hard it is to not have legs I can't even ride horses I just fall off the back we're going to lose we're not going to get a billion dollars well it's worth a try come on Jeffy all right okay Jeffy this is the soccer field this is where they said the game was going to be hey Jeffy how's it going you see your team over there [Music] [Applause] oh my God Jeffy they're amazing it's not going to be hard at all to win oh no that's not your team over there that's the French Bulldogs your team is over there pass it pass it pass it pass it pass it pass it I said pass it you distracted me oh dear God they suck so bad oh yeah they suck vener anyway good luck well come on Jeffy let's go meet your team okay okay listen this is how you kick the ball into the goal you missed I'm doing my best okay uh Hey everybody oh are you the guy we called about forfeiting uh no I'm actually the coach and this is your new teammate Jeffy is he good well I've only ever seen him hit a ball with his head he can do that that means he's good yeah yeah so how long do we have to practice uh game starts now yeah oh hello and welcome to the professional football exhibition game between the French Bulldogs and the Saudi Arabian camels the match will start now both teams take center field okay I'm going to give you guys a quick pep talk to make sure we win oh no we're not going to beat them the French Bulldogs are undefeated well let's pretend they're not but they are okay well let's pretend they're not see Jeffy here's going to get a billion dollar contract if we win so if we win I'm to give you guys like 20 million each that's seem fair that's nothing I make 150 million per game and I make $110 million a season why because Saudi Arabia has money yeah it seems like it but he's going to get a billion dollars I'm not going to try as hard now cuz I want a billion dollars you know I just got my nails done so I'm not well you can't use your hands and foot Bowl dude she's the goalie oh well okay well Jeffy just play like you're going to win a billion okay okay it's time for the coin toss fr since you're the away team heads or tails heads I said it was heads okay France goes first hey man listen I already know you guys are going to win so good game the H jelly donut to you too uh coach where do I go just go out into the field and try to steal the ball from him oh you silly Americans you can't be the French yeah I get it you're very good no we we yeah I know I don't have any pants on Hey listen how much money do you make a billion dollars I s my life away Jesus I can't bribe you either how much money does this goddamn sport make a lot uh coach can you get off the field oh yeah sorry oh man I hope Jeffy wins hello you silly American are you the coach of the Saudi Arabian team uh yeah I am well you are going to lose badly I'm sorry who are you I am the coach of the French team J P FR why you wearing a rain coat jock because it's going to rain from as it is you are going to be crying yeah well smoking's bad for you first team to score three goals wins let the match [Music] begin stop it stop it stop it we we that is what I am talking about suck on these points n come on goalie you didn't even [Music] try your players ran into each other like a cartoon get up you idiots what are you doing whate that's one national heroes yeah B you baby that is another go that makes it two to zero one more go and we win okay time out huddle up everybody oh guys what the hell is going on out there coach I don't want to be goalie anymore I know clearly you keep running away from the ball and I hate running around oh okay then beard guy you be the new goalie and you girl and Jeffy you run around and try to score [Music] points I got it I got it oh my God the goalie's knocked out get up you idiot hit it in woman okay oh I did it yeah two to one we we this pass it pass it oh I can't believe I missed it you are a disgraceful friend you're a disgrace of friend you're a disgrace friend you're a disgraceful friend we scored again the game is tied what are you doing you blabbing idiot stop fighting they just scored again and the game is died I'm sorry I am sorry too you take me to get hamburger I take you to get hamburger B this oh you imp what are you doing you missed last time you snail eating B what did you call me sna eating B I'll throw you off the Alpha Tower you are disgrace to run goly up J in [Music] here no no we won we lost screw you I'm selling the team guys we did it yay we won Jeffy you did it no we did it yeah coach sweet did yeah I believed in you guys the whole time no you didn't yeah you're right was my dad coaching the other team yes he was but look we just won a billion dollars what about our 20 million oh well you guys said you didn't need it and to be honest you don't so come on Jeffy oh hell yes I like that [ __ ] yeah Marvin you hear that we're going to be billionaires wait you actually won yeah Danny I hit the game-winning going with my head so you know what that means celebratory remote in the ass I don't care what you put in your ass you're about to s a billion dollar good CRA yeah Jeffy just going to be a billionaire all of them playing soccer what did you just say I I I said soccer oh hell no what the [ __ ] what the hell Marvin what Marvin why did you have to say soccer what that's that's just what I call it where'd he go he left because you said soccer well we're still going to get the billion dollars right no we just lost a billion dollars because you said the word soccer no no no no no the deal was if Jeffy won the game we would get a billion dollar contract it doesn't matter Marvin everybody knows if you say the word soccer or you're associated with someone who says the word soccer you don't know how to play the game well clearly Jeffy knows how to play he he won the game no you said soccer he knows where frauds so now what now I'm going to go home because this was a waste of time I guess I'm just going to watch TV Jeffy do you know where the remote is oh yeah we're here Daddy s all right Jeffy it's time to go to bed this is my bed this is where I sleep you're going to sleep on the floor on the floor yes on the floor so let's go put your PJs on but dang I don't want to put my pjs on I want to wear my big boy plants see I got my big boy plants on got my dper on well Jeffy I'd let you sleep in your big boy pants but every time you sleep in your big boy pants you pooping them so if you can promise me you're not going to if if you can promise me you're not going to pooping them you know what you're going to sleep in it but D it's squishy I bet it it's squishy you're going to sleep in the squishiness but day I'm not ready to go to bed yet I'm not tired Jeffy it's 10:00 at night you have to go to bed well can I play my cat piano no Jeffy I said no ow no go to bed but D I'm not tired I'm hungry can I have some cereal in the morning I want fruit not no when milk I said in the morning Jeffy go to bed just just go to bed all right Jeffy I'm going to turn off the light okay okay you're not afraid of the dark are you no okay what Jeffy what's wrong nothing you just screamed no I didn't yes you did Jeffy you screamed no I didn't dad I didn't scream okay just don't scream what's wrong nothing you you scream Jeffy D I'm not screaming yes you are that was you screaming I didn't scream it's just the two of us you're the one that screamed no I didn't you scream no I didn't what we I scream for ice cream stop it okay what nothing you keep screaming you keep screaming at me because you're screaming I'm not screaming oh oh you're not screaming no oh okay we'll see I saw your mouth open no it wasn't yes I saw with my own eyes no you didn't you're blind stop it stop screaming I'm not screaming knock it off you knock it off I saw your mouth moving no you didn't dad you can't see anything Jeffy stop it I'm not doing anything you're screaming no I'm [Applause] not Jeffy stop it I'm sorry D I'm just scaring the dark you just said you were afraid of the dark no I didn't go to bed but Daddy I need a nightlight no you don't big boys don't need night lights but Daddy wa the boogeyman comes and tries to eat me the boogeyman is not going to eat you because you want to know what the boogeyman does doesn't eat kids who poop their pants the boogeyman doesn't eat kids with poopy pants nope so you're all good there buddy well D the boogeyman's never going to get [Music] me I lied the boogeyman loves poop the Boogyman eats kids especially who poop their pants well it's too late Daddy I already pooped in my pants I know I already heard it just go to bed me me no we didn't meow Jeffy I said no cat Pio dad what what did you do with my cat piano I I I ate it why you do that Jeffy just go to bed are you really that hungry that you had to eat my cat piano I said go to sleep but I'm just trying to understand why you eat my cat piano why wouldn't you eat your own C piano Jeff just go to bed or why would you not eat someone else's C piano go to sleep dang I'm trying to understand Jeffy if you don't go to sleep I'm going to staple your eyelid shut why are you doing first you eat my cat piano then you want to stap on my eyelid son go to sleep go to sleep Jeffy [Music] hungry d d fruit Lo fruit [Music] no wall w w w this one Fruit [Music] Loops [Music] W light need bow bow that's not it that's not it oh I found it what we that all right I got me a bowl now it's time for me to make me a bowl of fruit loops where are you Fruit Loops oh get my tummy Fruit Loops M Fruit Loop mil on my favorite now it's time for some milk oh yummy milky I a heavy milky that's a little bit more milky all right this seem to be good now I need a spoon oh spoon now I'm just going to take this to bed with [Music] me what that noise I'll step your eyelids I'll do it oh man Jeffy you okay I need a glass of water I'm thirsty oh man I need a glass of water what happened someone broke in the house it made a huge mess wait what's going I have to call the cops I have to call the cops oh man where are the cops where are the cops I'm so scared hello hey there you call the cops yes officer somebody broke into my house oh no did they take anything I don't know it's just a huge mess okay let's go have a look see officer look look at this huge mess do you just not know how to pour a bowl of Froot Loops you think I did this I did not do this what do you think somebody just broke into your house passed up everything valuable and decided to make a Froot Loop mess on your counter yes that doesn't happen well it did happen I want you to find out who did it okay okay you know what I think happened I'm going to tell you what I think I think you made this mess and then you called me cuz you want me to clean it up I don't want you to clean this up well good cuz I'm not doing it unless you slide me a 100 unless I slide you a 100 slide me 100 I don't want you to clean it up I want you to find out who did it well I don't even know if this is a crime it is a crime someone broke it and made a mess well you know serial mess on your counter is not the kind of thing you see on America's Most Wanted well it should be because it's a it's a crime and so broken and did it I want you to find out who did it well I don't know do you have any kids I have one kid that's not mine well why don't you ask him instead of calling the cops I could be hiding in the bush pulling people over and giving them speeding tickets you know real Justice huh Jeffy did want fruit loose before he went to bed Jeffy okay I'm going to go Jeffy boogy man get away from me boogy man you're not going to eat me boogy man stop it I'm not the boogy man you scared me dad what is that a spoon yeah are those fro Loops it looks like it you made a big mess in the kitchen Jeffy what mess in the kitchen there's a huge mess in the kitchen I didn't make a mess oh come look at it come look at it this mess right here Jeffy you did this mess D I didn't do this mess yes you did Jeffy don't lie no I'm not lying I didn't do it then why was there a spoon with Froot Loose by you I don't know dadd maybe it was the boogeyman it wasn't the boogeyman Jeffy you did this you did all last night before bed you said you want to eat Froot Loops I never said that D I don't even like Froot Loops I like Cheerios they're my favorite Jeff you like Froot Loops you did this mess D I did not do this mess oh look Jeffy look a a trail of fro Loops okay let's let's follow them and see where they go okay well would you look at that Jeffy the Froot Loop trail goes up the stairs and our room is upstairs and and I bet you these frooto Loops go to our room well I got five bucks that says that the Froot Loops go to our room I'll take that bet I'll take that bet cuz I bet they do too okay well look at that Jeffy the fro Loops go to our room well it looks like you owe me five bucks no no I knew the fruit was going to go to the room so you owe me five bucks all right well you owe me five bucks and I owe you five bucks let's just see if the Froot Loops go to go to where you're sleeping they will because you did it no because the boogeyman did it oh wow Jeffy just wow the fro Loops go right to where you were sleeping but I didn't do it Dad yes you did the fro Loops are right where you were sleeping D someone planted these here no they didn't it's rigged it's not rigged they're trying to frame me who's trying to frame you the boogeyman no that's not the boogeyman Jeffy what what these fro Loops look like little colorful butth holes that's je don't don't talk like that look look look you what I didn't do it yes you did so so you're saying you didn't do it no dadd and if I didn't do it I didn't't see myself do it you didn't see yourself do it no that doesn't make any sense Jeffy you you did do it did you do it no I didn't D I told you if I did do it I didn't see myself do it but I don't think I did it okay well I'm going to find out who did it good I'm going to find out did it if you didn't see yourself do it then I'm going to see you do it I'm going to see you do some more stuff all right security camera set up so if Jeffy leaves the room or makes a big mess I'll catch him lying and then I'll ground him all right Jeffy we're going to go back to sleep and when we wake up am I going to find another big mess dad I didn't even do the last mess yes you did because the Froot Loops came all the way to where you were sleeping and I no no okay okay okay fine no all right well when we wake up I better not find another big mess okay dad cuz this time I'll know I'll have [Music] proof Jimmy Jimmy what what are you doing sleeping in my bed oh I just wanted to sleep with you Dad no no no you sleep on the floor I sleep on the bed well no it's not really fair Dad yes Jeffy you're supposed to sleep on the floor and I sleep on the bed I'm not going to sleep with you in the same bed well huh Jeffy look did you make another mess no are you sure yeah because I hid cameras cameras yeah I hit cameras so if you did I'll be able to see let's go see Jeffy okay Jeffy what up D why' you make this mess I didn't make the mess you didn't make this mess no you promis yeah I didn't do it well I set up cameras Jeffy and we're going to be able to see if you did it or not cameras all right Jeffy let's check the security cameras what TV show is this Dad it's not a TV show it's you on the security camera leaving the room who's that Dad that's you oh why is you beating this diaper like that that's what you do I don't do that see look it's you messing up the couch Jeffy dang that is not me that is you Jeffy and that is you messing up the couch see Jeffy you made a big mess that kid going to get a spanking on his butt yeah you're going to get a spanking on your butt because it's you Jeffy look making a big mess that's not me dad that is you Jeffy throw it St making a big mess oh I don't know why he threw the cushion at the lamp wait Jeffy tell me why you you knock at the camera why would you do that toy D I didn't do it it wasn't me that is totally you toy that you're grounded what grounded that means no toys no no nothing fun you know what you're a bad boy yeah cry just cry you je a bad boy a bad boy yeah you're a bad boy stop it stop doing that stop it you're not a bad boy you're not a bad boy okay look you're not grounded if you help me pick up the couch and everything okay all right then then we'll go back to bed and just stop making messes all right Jeffrey we're going to go back to sleep and you better not make another mess cuz now I got you on camera and I saw you do it so there's no excuses if you do it again I'm going to ground you that means no toys no helmet no no no nothing but but Dad no no no but Daddy's you did it we saw you do it on camera there's no excuses but I didn't see myself doing yes you did you saw yourself do it on camera so stop saying that do not make another mess okay cuz I got cameras everywhere please kill me Jeffy where are you going W Jeffy stop it go back to bed I knew you were making those messes huh what Jeffy wait he's sleeping wait he's sleep walking that's why he's making all those messes oh man I feel so bad I've been yelling at him for sleepwalking and he can't help it oh man I'm not supposed to wake a sleepwalker but I got to wake him up before he makes a big mess Jeffy wake up huh wake up what day I'm not sleeping yes you are you're sleepwalking so you need to go back to bed sleepwalking what's that it's it's when you walk around while you're asleep and you can't help it so I'm sorry for yelling at you but you got to go back to bed oh no Dad I'm not sleepwalking I've been awake the whole time I just I'm scar in the dark and so I keep my eyes closed so I don't have to see see the boogeyman what and so I try to do things with my eyes closed like I try making a balll of cereal with my eyes closed I try clean the living room with my eyes closed I just try to do stuff with my eyes closed Dad Dad you still there so you just make messes on purpose Dad Dad where you at so guys what do you want to do today junior there's this new TV show called Blues Clues and we have to watch it it's about this blue dog that like solves crimes and there's this guy who can jump inside paintings and he can talk to food seasonings and sometimes he even gets mail and he can talk to it that's not a real show Junior I promise it is well I want to watch it help me find the remote okay where's the TV remote at where is it Junior the TV is turning off and on hi guys why is it doing that is my house possessed by ghost oh dude I'm scared oh oh God there's a ghost in the house yeah that's strange it's day I'm writing a letter okay well maybe it was just a glitch in the TV find wait wait wait look now the volume's going out it has to be a ghost wa wait wait Jeffy is there aote in your pants no I'm just rocking a full solid right now some people tuck it in their waistband but I tuck mine in my collar wait hold on it is in your pants Jeffy oh honest mistake I thought it was something else all right Cody I'm going switch to the channels tell me when you find the show okay oh wait Junior the news breaking news M Floyd Mayweather has made 100 million fighting Logan Paul what that guy got $100 million just to fight someone I'll fight someone for $100 million dude I'll punch Cody for $100 million I'll punch Cody for $100 million where's my $100 million where's my $100 million yeah that's like $300 million right there guys nobody is going to pay you $100 million just to hit me well that guy got $100 million to hit someone well that's because he's a professional boxer and he won 50 times I'll fight 50 people for $100 million yeah yeah so so if I record Jeffy fighting 50 people will he get $100 million no because he's not a boxer well the Paul guy is not a boxer he got money well I guess that's true wait so if I record Jeffy knocking out 50 people they'll give us $100 million well I mean if you show him the video he might accept a fight oh okay so Jeffy I'm going to grab my phone and I'm going to record you knocking out 50 people all right let do it all right guys I got my phone Jeffy you ready to knock some people out yeah let's do it who's he going to knock out first Junior uh Joseph you're up first wait what me I don't want to get knocked out because Joseph we have to knock out 50 people that's a lot of people and plus jeffy's going to split the money right yeah cuz you guys are helping me that's $100 million split for a wage that's $25 million you're saying you're not going to get knocked out for $25 million I guess all right so I want you and Jeffy to fight all right round one fight oh oh you got knocked out oh I have to feel a win oh it feels great first round TKO totally called it oh yeah you're going to fight someone else next oh yeah all right we're going to go fight shf peipi all right all right let's do it oh my God this looks so good I think it's missing a few more goldfish hey Chef Junior why are you recording me oh oh he's out oh he's out oh oh how's it feel to win again feels great totally called it two times in a row 2 KO yeah 2 and 0 2 and 0 oh how' you feel about that it didn't really seem fair he didn't even see it coming you got to watch out for that left hook it's really powerful while you're cooking yep even while you're cooking the first rule of boxing is always be prepared well who's who's he going to knock out now Junior uh call your parents I'm not letting him knock out my parents you're not going to be letting him knock out your parents it's up to if your parents can fight or not well my mom is pretty Scrappy look call your parents and we're going to knock him out right at the door he can get two in one fight okay uh hello hey there Cody said we should come over hey you recording us cuz I don't consent I got a war oh I've always wanted to be on television hello world my name is Judy I'm single what you say woman all right Jeffy go go go ding ding ain't nobody can hit my woman but me ding ding oh 40 40 oh undefeated undefeated Jeffy how's it feel to be four no undefeated amazing Junior uh are my parents okay I didn't want to watch oh they drop like flies well can we at least knock out your parents now or at least your dad since you don't have a mom Cody trust me if I had a mom I'd knock her out for $25 million well Junior do you really think it's worth all the money to give 50 people brain damage yeah it's $25 million Cody all right Jeffy you're going to knock out my dad next okay all let's do it all right let's go Charlie and friends was filmed in front of a live audience oh hi guys I'm Charlie and today I'm getting high [Applause] look guys look at how high I am oh Charlie you're so funny all right Jeffy there's my dad in bed I want you to put him to sleep you want me to read him a bedtime story first yeah read him the Three Little Pigs all right well the first little piggy built his house out of straw and the second little piggy built his house out of Brits and the third little piggy just hired me to stand outside of his house wait what are you guys doing to here a oh 5 and 0 5 and0 undefeated Champion undefeated wo wo did you knock out your dad oh yeah he put him to sleep that night night he gave him that one piece with no honey mustard no biscuit no drink he got ripped off well who you going to knock out next anyone who steps in front of me well well Jeffy you kind of been knocking out nobody's nobody's going to think you're a real fighter you need to knock out like a celebrity somebody that everybody knows what celebrity is going to let you knock him out uh my dad was watching Charlie and friends what if he knocks out Charlie from Charlie and friends wa you really think he'd let you do that yeah we just got to find him well I'm pretty sure he records his episodes in your house so let's just go downstairs and get up all right yeah let's do that all right Jeffy you're about to do your first celebrity boxing match how do you feel feeling good Junior about to go 6 and0 how are you feeling oh hi guys I'm Charlie where's the crowd from wait why do you have a box Oh I thought we were boxing all right guys and fight uh-oh oh 6 and0 6 and0 undefeated undefeated W 6 and0 you just knocked out Charlie and friends well he knocked out Charlie not all his friends oh Jeffy you should have knocked out all of Charlie's friends that would have been a lot of people oh man well who are you going to knock out now Jeffy H well we haven't knocked out my mommy and daddy yet oh yeah let's go fight your mom and dad let's do it the these aren't really fights he's just kind of hitting people it doesn't matter he's undefeated they can always hit him back they're choosing not to fight back come on Marvin didn't I do a good job job making dinner tonight yep you did a really good job putting these pizza rolls in the oven for 15 minutes a thank you Jeffy time for dinner wa Jeffy why do you have boxing gloves on ding ding Jeffy you can't hit her like that ding ding W Jeffy is now eight no who can beat me who can beat me I don't know maybe somebody who can actually fight back well Cody you just sound jealous look we only have to knock out 42 more people what before he gets life in jail no before he can fight Floyd Mayweather and get us $100 million Junior there's no way we can show him knocking out 42 more people that would take like an hour you're right we need a montage it's Montage [Music] time how many people did he knock out Jor I think he's 31 and0 oh great he only needs 19 more Jeffy do it okay ow do you give up yes oh 32 and0 great now you only need 18 more where are we going to find 18 more people to knock [Music] out breaking newsuk there is a crazy lunatic that is running around and punching people in the face if you see this man call 911 immediately 33 and0 oh my God Jeffy now you only need 17 more and you can fight Floyd Mayweather Junior didn't you see the news he's wanted by the police you have to stop this no we just have a few more and we can fight Floyd Mayweather for $100 million Junior that's not going to happen there's someone at the door Jeffy come on it might be Floyd Mayweather you can knock him out it's not Floy hello Floyd Mayweather yeah I'm looking for Jeffy oh no it's the cops Junior but you can't arrest us now we're so close Okay so he is the one who's been knocking people out yeah but it's for a good reason don't arrest us oh I'm not here to arrest you I'm here to thank you see one of the people he knocked out happened to be my wife and I've been wanting to do that for years God she is so annoying but uh why did you knock out my wife uh well because we want to fight Floyd Mayweather and be like him oh well I guess that's one way to do it I mean he knocked out his wife and now he's got millions of dollars exactly so we thought if we could knock out 50 people on camera Floyd Mayweather would fight Us for $100 million oh well I mean if you need to knock out somebody else if I get knocked out on duty I get to go home and I get a Purple Heart oh so Jeffy can knock you out yeah sure all right do it Jeffy all right sweet 34 no 34 no 34 who was at the door Junior was it Floyd Mayweather no it was a cop and Jeffy knocked him out he did what okay Junior this has gone too far I don't want to be a part of this anymore you have to be a part of it you're next to be knocked out no I already got hit well well you have glasses so you're like two you have two sets of eyes so you count as two people what no no Junior it's your turn to get knocked out but that's going to hurt I don't want to get hit well yeah of course it's going to hurt Junior but you have to do it uh no um I can find 16 more people um where can I find 16 more people uh oh the people watching this video oh yeah you can knock them out all right guys everyone at home put your nose up against the glass okay of your phone of the TV or the computer whatever you're watching this on put put your nose up against the glass and jeffy's about to knock you out all right you just got knocked out you just got knocked out that's like a million and0 like that's like a million or 2 million and0 however many views this video got that's how many people Jeffy just knocked out oh yeah Junior and if you hit the like button that means you just got back up and it didn't hurt and you're awesome and you have a lot of friends but if you hit the dislike button it means you have no friends yeah if you hit the dislike button that means you got knocked out and you have no friends and you're not cool and you're not cool so if you hit the dislike button um you're dumb but if you hit the like button that means you got back up and you said that didn't hurt at all right yeah for sure dude yeah yeah so I think we have all the proof we need to fight Floyd Mayweather so so let's call Steve stalburg and get this fight set up and show show them all the footage I got let's do it hello hello it's me Steve stalberg maybe he'll get up soon Jeffy that was some hit kid what Jeffy you're not supposed to hit him again now it's going to take forever for him to wake up those those were some hits kid so why'd you call me well me and Jeffy went around and I recorded him knocking out as many people as I could he knocked out like 30 people on camera but then he knocked out a million people around the world he knocked out a million people yep and he's never been defeated so so we want to fight Floyd Mayweather for $100 million H well Floyd Mayweather's retired what retired why well he just did his last fight so he's done yesterday's news well then who can we fight for $100 million well you could fight D Money he's never lost oh Jeffy could definitely knock him out right you know I can take D Money okay but I have to warn you D money has knocked out more people than just an unexpecting old man on your front doorstep well it doesn't matter Jeffy can knock out anyone I've seen him knock out a lot of people okay I'll set it up for tonight and whoever wins gets $100 million oh my God Jeffy you're about to fight the money for $100 million yeah woo $100 million hello and welcome to Living Room Boxing we couldn't get a boxing ring on such short notice so we're doing it in the living room in the left corner my left we have with a record of 65 and0 weighing at 180 lb D money oh 65 and0 65 and0 undefeated champion of the world million every fight 100 million every night woo and in the right corner my right we have with a record of 2 million and no weighing at 110 lbs Jeffy um my balls itch and I can't itch them with these gloves all right boxers please meet in the middle of the living room all right gentlemen we're going to have infinite rounds until somebody gets knocked out because that's what the world wants to see all right get ready gentlemen 1 2 3 go all right man you ready to go let's go man oh look at you you about to get knocked out too o just got four time o again you ain't want this oh oh oh oh come on man fight back what you doing oh man stop trying to hug me man get get off man let's go oh oh what you doing where where am I going I'm over here oh look at you right there a stop man stop trying to H me man oh e man you trying to kiss me man I'm getting tired oh I can't believe what I'm saying here folks Jeffy just defeated the undef defeated well now defeated de money how's it feel kid y it feels great yeah I kind of wore him out in the beginning uh had to had to throw up some blocks and then uh then I kissed him he wasn't expecting that so I felt like I got the upper hand on that one and then uh I finish him off with a strong uppercut in the end and there he is well Jeffy you just won 100 millionar oh yeah that feels good too but uh taxes suck so that's probably going eat about half of that but we'll be all right woo Jeffy won $100 million this is totally worth it woo I'm just going to lay out my money all day you mean my money what what are you doing here remember when he punched me in the face on the news uh yeah well my face is insured for over $100 million so I'm suing you for $100 million oh man we're going to lose all this money that Jeffy just won we just have to fight 50 more people so we can win this money again o h Jeffy they're still watching punch him in the face so we can win the money all right booger get off her Mario it's okay he just wants attention bad booger booger Jeffy come get your dinosaur booger it's time for dinner here booger have a Skittle Daddy he bit my hand he won't let go bad booger let go hold let me get a hammer Boer that go in my hand do something let go I call a doctor where did my hand go hey there somebody call a doctor yes doctor I called you oh a Skittle and a green one too those are my favorite dibs uh but hold on I eat like a bird so just bear with me see I just like to stuck on it cuz I can't chew it cuz I don't have teeth runs out of flavor fast though it's like Juicy Fruit okay what's up my son lost his hand yes yes I'm sorry I know this is a serious situation but it's not every day somebody loses the hand okay I got jokes all right first the name calling Luke Skywalker Anakin Skywalker Mace Windu Count Dooku hold on who else lost a hand though can you help my son uh a guy from 127 Hours with James Franco who else lost a hand come on help my son I'm trying to think of somebody else who lost their hand uh uh Princess Jasmine from from Aladdin almost okay I'm done all right what do you need a hand with my son got his hand bit off by his pet dinosaur oh I mean yeah that's going to happen I mean the first thing I'd prescribe is not having a pet dinosaur anymore yeah well I mean I didn't know he's going to bite his hand off why would you not think that it's a pet dinosaur okay look what can we do can you like give my son a new hand well uh yeah I mean I guess I could give him one of those cool robot hands like in Star Wars really no no you little idiot cuz that's a movie you're an idiot yeah no I can't really do that that that's not real uh I do have this little hook hand that I bought at a dollar store though so you can you could wear that you look like a pirate wouldn't you like that wouldn't you like to look like a pirate I bet you would you little idiot yeah you would you want to be a pirate can you just put it on his hand all right fine but uh first we should shake on it just do it all right there you go got yourself a nice old hook hand oh D so awesome yeah now you look like Captain Hook from Peter Pan you know they called him Captain Hook hook cuz he had a hook for a hand which is kind of stupid I what they call him when he didn't have a hook hand Captain normal hand that's dumb so is there any rules that Jeffy should know about having a hook hand yes a lot actually you probably shouldn't scratch your eye with that hand uh or your balls unless you want to give yourself a vasectomy uh you probably can't play basketball anymore uh can't give anybody a high five uh don't wipe with that hand for sure uh don't pet any more cats um yeah if you're dating a girl you probably no no no okay okay he understands he understands all right whatever well I guess I'll just go home to my ugly wife oh hey can I take those Skittles with me yeah here you go o no Sho Sho sh sh sh sh those damn pigeons all right where's roselina all right Jeffy get ready for school you're going to make me go to school with this hook hand yeah Jeffy I'm not going to let you play hookie from school Mario don't make fun of jeffy's hook yeah low blow daddy low blow I wish rosalena did that to me boys are gross all right Jeffy get ready for school all right Daddy but if showan makes fun of my hook hand I'm beating bottom all right class today we're going to be raring about the oceans there are five main oceans in the world the Arctic Ocean the Atlantic Ocean the Indian Ocean the Pacific Ocean and the Southern Ocean any questions crass hey Cody I didn't know your mom had five places to live but she doesn't yeah she does there's five different oceans and she's a whale a big fat whale so she lives in all five oceans ow I get it oh man I hope no one notices my hook hand hey what's that oh um nothing hey what is that nothing wait what's on your hand nothing leave me alone no show me show no it's my winner it's not your winner yes he is it's my winner hey everybody this kid wants to see my winner not your winner shut up no it's my wi leave me alone it's on your hand it is my winner leave me alone what what is that a hook hand yeah I I hurt my hand and it came off and then now I have a hook for a hand what are you like a pirate you pirate freak I really look like a pirate yeah yeah what are you doing at school shouldn't you be at home getting hooked on phonic hey hey hey Captain Hook where's Peter Pan Jeffy bori stop making noise you're interrupting the crft but teacher this pirate freak has a hook hand hey hey everybody look at his hook [Laughter] hand sh I wonder how jeffy's stay at school went who got suspended what what your boy jefferon and cheese Jeffy why'd you get suspended for beating bottom why'd you beat bottom because I told you that if someone made fun of my hook hand that I was going to beat bottom so bottom was beaten Jeffy why' you beat bottom though cuz he called me a pirate Mario that's not funny he a pirate oh you think it's funny D he called me a pirate I'll show you a pirate Jeffy what's that noise it's coming from what hold on what are you doing building a pirate ship building a pirate ship yeah take a look at it how much does this cost 50 grand 50 Grand Mario this is so cool it's not 50 Grand cool who told you to build this him Jeffy what are you doing my name's not Jeffy anymore it's Captain Jeff Sparrow well Captain Jeff Sparrow your ship's coming down break it break it break it okay our captain always goes down with ship Jeffy you're grounded no I'm not yes you are how about we have a sword duel instead and whoever loses has to walk the pl no yes you can't turn down a sword duel that's in the pirate code you turn down a sword duel that's how you get scurvy okay fine we'll get a stupid sword duel and when I win you're grounded for a month all right daddy let me get the shs all right Daddy Let's sword fight owow you lose daddy now you got to walk the plank no walk the plank all right Daddy walk the plank I am wa what do you want me to do jump off no I'm going to break my legs jump off no stop it jump off Daddy okay oh oh I think I think I broke my leg Mario are you okay no I laid on my leg it hurts oh Jeffy stay still ow and done how'd you break your leg anyway were you want to play and someone told you to break a leg no I fell off a pirate ship wait what you were there yeah I know I just wanted to make the joke how long do you think my leg's going to be broken for I don't know probably till the next video sorry I had a long day I had to help your son with his hook hand and then I had to build him an entire pirate ship which he still hasn't paid me for by the way then I had to come here and help you with your broken leg anyway Stay Gold Pony Bo ow oh what's wrong just remembered my wife making chicken tenders I don't like her chicken tenders I'm probably going to stop by KFC on the right home yeah do that oh Mario are you okay I broke my leg because of Jeffy Jeffy get in here let me yell at you hard shiver me timbers daddy Jeffy why you dress like a pirate so I can get free movies no Jeffy seriously why you dress like a pirate because you thought it was funny that kids at school were calling me a pirate because I had a hook hand Jeffy that's stupid take off that costume I will but first Daddy I have to tell you my pirate jokes no no pirate jokes yes pirate jokes no yes how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced how much a Buccaneer that's dumb why did the pirate cross the road why because it started with r that's so stupid you can literally do that with any word that starts with r hey Daddy you want to hear a pirate tell you the alphabet no a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p the Q R S T U V that was the joke w x y n z d now I know my a next time won't you sing with me so the joke was for you to say the whole alphabet and just emphasize R cuz you're a pirate daddy why does it take Pirates so long to learn the alphabet you tell me you just took you forever to say it because they can spend years at C oh Jeffy please stop dang why did the pirate buy an eye patch why because he couldn't afford an iPad that's so dumb an iPad is electronic an iPatch is just cloth why would he why would he settle for that what did the pirate see down the toilet what the Captain's Log you get it cuz like a big poop in there the captain went in the bathroom and he pooped left it in there and it was a big log that's gross Jeffy stop it stop it go to your room take that off dang why don't Pirates go to the strip clubs why cuz they already have all the booties Jeffy that's inappropriate leave did you know that 3.14% of all Sailors are pirates get it like p 3 Jeff no no no more pirate jokes leave we're done it's getting old go leave yes more pirate jokes more pirate what's the pirates's favorite part of a song What The Hook dumb leave why couldn't the Pirates play cards why because the captain was standing on the deck jump okay that's it okay leave leave leave leave no no hold on I got a couple more why did I take the boat's wheel out of my pants why Jeffy cuz it was driving me nuts it's not even that funny stopach what is a pirate's favorite food what barbecue stop it it's like I mean that was pretty funny but no stop it when a pirate gets lonely and wants a girlfriend he goes and buys a hook Jeffy stop it oh Jeff to go to your room right now all right d Mario what's that what look jeffy's hand it that's jeffy's hand we can call a doctor and they they can put it back on Mario let's do that right now hurry okay okay hey there somebody called a doctor why are you licking your fingers oh I just ate a whole bunch of KFC and it's finger looking good don't touch to me with your greasy fingers have fun with your pimples you know Dr pimple Papa I'm the opposite of that Dr pimple Giver okay okay look look we found my son's hand and we want you to put it back on oh good all right I'll just get some super glue and plop that right back on uh but first I need my hook let me just what what you have a hand what Jeffy explain why do you have a hand well because I thought that you wouldn't make me go to school if I got my hand cut off so I faked it how'd you Fake it Well I went to the Halloween store and I got this fake arm and the Hand comes off huh well that's cool is anybody going to pay me for that pirate ship I built man Marvin thanks for inviting me over you know I don't really have that many friends so it's really great to just have a boy night can you take your drink off the table I don't want it to spill oh yeah sure I will right after I make this shot okay red ball in the corner pocket hey Dy what doing Marvin get your kid Jeffy go away with we're trying to play pool can I play no we're having a boy's night well I'm a boy well we're having a big boy's night I'm a big boy okay then we're having a boys who have hair on their pee pe's night well I got bush like a porcupine well okay then we're having a boys who've had vasectomies night huh huh have you please Jeffy just go away well what you trying to do I am trying to hit the white ball and use it to knock the red ball into the pocket oh that's easy oh yeah you think that's easy well it's not not for a kid like you but it's easy for me because I'm a professional check this out damn it damn it I can't I can't believe I did that I mean I had a perfect sh breathe just breathe Brooklyn guy that's what my therapist says I have to breathe whenever I get into situations like this and I have to drink I can't believe you missed that that was super easy oh yeah if you think it's so easy why don't you do it how about this I'll give you 10 bucks if you can make that shot okay Bet okay Bet hey Danny is this how I'm supposed to hold it look at stupid over here he doesn't even know how to hold this stick Jeffy you're supposed to use the other side I don't want to use the skinny side daddy the women prefer the big side but Jeffy you're supposed to no no no let him let him do it like this let him look stupid go on kid make the shot if it's so easy all right Jeffy look you're supposed to hit this white ball to hit the red ball to go in here all right let me line it up ow Jeffy not me I'm sorry you're supposed to hit the balls stupid don't you know what balls look like you should have two of them all right well let me try again yeah try Jeffy try it again all right let me line it up and go [Music] how' you do that oh man I got all the balls in I must not be that good at this game no are you kidding me you're amazing I've never seen anyone do that before Jeffy how did you do that I just hit the ball with my stick well that that that's got to be luck I mean there's no way you could do that again I can do it again really okay well let me set up the balls I got to see this all right the balls are set up if you you can knock them all in in one shot again I'll give you 100 bucks 100 bucks he's not going to do it Jeff you got this I got it Daddy 100 bucks please how is this possible like is is he some kind of pull shock did you know about this did you make me think he was bad at pool just so I bet money I didn't know he was this good oh my God wait we have a huge opportunity here we could be rich how well we could invite people over here to play pool against your son right and then we tell them that your son is bad at pool so they bet money that they can beat him and then he just goes ape [ __ ] and gets all the balls in like he just did and then we just rake in all the cash that's an amazing idea but how are we going to find people that want to verse Jeffy and pool oh don't worry once I make it commercial everyone's going to want to play him oh okay then go make the commercial yeah I will um where's 100 bucks oh yeah yeah the 100 bucks um let go of it it's all I have please well we're going to make more money back okay I guess you're right Jeff you're so good at pool I know get out of the way wa the commercial's about to come on hey I was watching that hey I was watching that oh my God you're married to this who the commercials on hey there do you suck at pool well not as much as this kid say the thing I suck see he sucks I've been killing this kid at pool I bet him a 100 bucks that I can beat him go ahead Jeffy it's your turn okay see that he just pocketed the eight ball what an idiot pay up okay here you go look just like that I made 100 bucks playing this kid in pools like printing money so if you think you can beat this kid and you got a lot of money to spend come on down and play this kid in pool I guarantee you'll win yay I was in a commercial damn I look good on TV I mean I know they say the camera adds 10 lb but I think it's to my wiener area Marvin what was that commercial all about oh my god do she ever stop talking nag nag nag nag nag baby look jeffy's really good at pool so he made a commercial saying he's bad at pool so people will come play him and bet a lot of money and then Jeffy will beat them and we'll make a lot of money so you're going to con people out of their money aren't they going to get angry can you even understand what she's saying oh my God you're so rude like that I got nothing there baby look what we're doing is completely legal and we're just having fun we're going to make a little bit of cash Marvin you're going to exploit our son do you want me to like do something about her cuz I know a guy I mean I can baby look just don't pay attention just just watch your TV look we're going to go make some money okay fine good luck finding your channel [Music] now when are the people going to show up don't worry they'll be here the commercial was perfect people are going to want to play pool hey Daddy look at my blue balls why is one of them purple cuz I squeezed it too much Jesus look it's been over an hour yeah you're right it has been a while but I mean why wouldn't people show up I mean that commercial was pretty good we didn't put the address what we didn't put the address in the commercial people don't know where to go oh yeah you didn't put the address in the commercial no we didn't so now people are just driving around looking for pool well go edit the commercial and put the address well I can't do that it already aired well air it again well I already spent $5,000 to air it that one time why was it so expensive because it's during a football game on a Sunday it's Prime Time what are we going to do then we got to make our money well I mean I guess we could just put a sign on your front door in case somebody Drives By what are the odds that someone drives by the house looking for a pool oh believe me they're going to be speeding by go make a sign okay there now people will know where to show up okay good okay now that the sign's up all we have to do is sit here and wait for people to show up so we can make our money heck yeah you know sometimes I wish I could blink my eyes are so so dry mine too I told you that sign would work all right what Jump's ready to be destroyed in pool you guy Jonathan what are you doing here and why are you wearing a towel well I saw the sign for a pool tournament and I'm really good at swimming so I thought there might be some really hot babes here that would go skin dipping with me is your wife here no Jonathan not that kind of pool I meant like Billiards like the game well I can play bilard oh yeah you have any money well no but H how about every time I miss a shot I have to take off a piece of clothing I'm really bad no Jonathan get out of here no we're going to need a different sign it's really on there there now there won't be any confusion Bingo we got someone all right who wants it hello would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies what Girl Scout cookies what the get in here and get your ass kicked in pool excuse me what you heard me get in there are you going to buy some cookies Well yeah if you win now come on okay so what are we doing we're playing pool now how much money you got um $8 $8 how long you been selling cookies today 8 hours8 hours that's only a dollar an hour let's hope you're better at pool than you are selling cookies you know what we're wagering these cookies too all right Jeffy let a break okay uh so what do I do you hit the ball with the stick haven't you played pool before hurry up I don't feel good about this oh come on on man this is how we make money and cookies she's just a little girl no no no no she knew what she was getting herself into when she rang the doorbell she wanted this I think she was just trying to sell cookies no way man she saw the sign and she thought she could con us she doesn't want us to know that she's secretly good at pool she's trying to do the same thing we are doing but we're smarter than that that's why we're going to win hurry up punk okay what was that that sucked you even know how to play no oh yeah okay yeah she's trying to con us all right Jeffy Show her what you got let me show you how it's done yeah it's my boy right there it's my boy are you eating the cookies yeah I don't know we're going to win all right prepare to lose damn you lost you suck oh what's this I'm going to have one of your cookies um oh your cookies are so good oh oh oh you're $8 yes so what happened what happened you lost that's what happened go back to pool school loser learn some new tricks you can't can't Conor Connor yeah get to Stepping get out of here walk a shame man that felt good what that was wrong wrong come on buddy it's nothing wrong about this look have a cookie I want to cook it it tastes good right it's the taste of Victory no yeah I know they kind of taste like [ __ ] but look we got $8 you know we just do that a few more times we'll have like 20 bucks who's that another chump who's ready to go broke hey there oh hey Goodman you know this chump what are you doing here well you see I run the Girl Scout cookie Foundation and two of my girls showed up with no money and no cookies saying that they were robbed robbed yeah okay you should tell your little con artist to get better at playing pool pardon me yeah they came ringing our door bell and saying they were the best pool players there were and we showed them didn't we Marvin uh but not really so you guys were playing pool yeah you good I'm really good okay we put your money where your mouth is okay all right come on in $100,000 that I win Marvin Marvin we're going to win $100,000 I don't think we should do this what are you talking about your son sons of God of course we're going to win but what if we don't win we're not going to lose so where's your $100,000 oh we we have $100,000 don't worry are you sure cuz all I see is $8 in a bag of my cookies well that that that's just chump change don't worry we got it we don't have $100,000 shut up he doesn't need to know that so who wants to break oh we do we do we want to break Jeffy come break let me show you how it's done woohoo yeah go Jeffy all right prepare to lose no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no come on come on come on get in the hole that's your home go in there H one ball left I call this pocket no no no no no Marvin we might lose I just got to line up my shot oh my God Marvin I think we're going to lose no no no no he could miss this shot it's a very long shot why didn't all of jeffy's balls go in because your stupid cookie crumbs affected the ball damn it they're not even that good and Bingo was his name of [ __ ] so how much money did you make Marvin we lost $100,000 what you don't have $100,000 well I didn't lose it Brooklyn guy bet it so he lost it how's he going to pay that back I don't know hey Dad look my head's a washing machine who's that hello hey say the thing hello I'm selling Girl Scout cookies would you like to buy some why are you doing this I got to make back that so guys you ready to watch the WWE fight tonight yeah hell yeah Bone Crusher is going to fight Jeffrey the giraffe wait Jeffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us yeah oh Jeffrey's going to get his ass beat dude well I'm going to go for Jeffrey well I want Bone Crusher to win he always wins yeah he crushes bones dude well let's turn on so we can watch hello and welcome to the WWE Championship today it's Bone Crusher versus Jeffrey the giraffe woo let's let's go Jeffrey come on Jeffrey let's go Bone Crusher Crush Them Bones the winner gets this championship belt let the fight begin come here Jeffrey oh he's got the stool oh that's got to hurt ouch oh Bron cush is not playing today he's trying to crush his skore with a stool I's got something special for you Jeff are you ready for the bone [Applause] crushing bone Crush has opened up a can of whoopass help help where you think you're going come back here where you going time for the dragon bro oh I think he's done 1 2 3 it's over bone Crushers the champion I told you I could go I told you I would win your win yay I told you bone Chris was going to beat Jeffrey oh poor Jeffrey it's just not fair bone crush is too good he's undefeated well I could beat him no you couldn't yes I could it'd be easy well there's no way they'll ever let some stupid kid vers Bone Crusher you hey kids have you ever wanted to fight Bone Crusher I sure wouldn't well we're having a charity event with the Mana food bank and whoever can donate the most cans of food gets a can of whoop ass in the ring with Bone Crusher damn right so donate as many cans of food as you can today hey oh my God Jeffy look there's a chance you can fight Bone Crusher all you have to do is donate a bunch of cans of food but I don't have a bunch of cans of food all right Jeffy it's time for dinner come on a all right guys I got to go eat dinner I'll be back okay Jeffy here's your dinner green beans I'm so grateful and we went to the store and bought you a month supply of food jeez you really shouldn't have you know I don't like green beans so I don't know why you even do it at this point it's child abuse yeah Marvin why do you keep giving him green beans because they're good for him false this sodium in here is 380 mg which is enough to put me in cardiac arrest before my 21st birthday Jeffy just shut up and eat them come on baby let's go you only buy these so they end up on the floor so let's start with that wow that is a lot of cans of food I could turn those in and fight Bone Crusher that's what I'm going to do guys check out all these can to food wow Jeffy that's so many green beans I bet if you donated all those green beans they let you fight Bone Crusher and that's exactly what I'm going to do and lose I'm not going to lose I think you guys are underestimating my R strength well wait how do we donate those cans like where do we go well just call up the WWE Association and tell them to come get their beans hey there I'm Steve stalberger I represent the WWE why'd you call me cuz I wanted to turn in all these cans of green beans to fight Bone Crusher holy moly that's a lot of cans you win you get to fight Bone Crusher wait he no one else donated cans no nobody else donated cans cuz they don't want to fight Bone Crusher they don't want to die well I'm going to win okay whatever you say kid as long as you sign all the waivers now I'm going to collect all these cans just hold on let me go pop my trunk wow Jeffy you get to fight Bone Crusher are you nervous no cuz I know I'm going to win oh make room he has to get the cans so what's your wrestling name going to be my what your wrestling name you need a scary wrestling name like Bone Crusher he has a scary name yeah um mine could be poopy diaper well that's not very intimidating well it is when when there's your Grumpy in my diaper dude it has to be something cool yeah something scary yeah like heart disease that's not scary Cody well it's the number one cause of death in America well how about something like the big bad wolf and you dress up like a wolf and then you can say I'm going to Huff and I'm a puff and I'm going to beat your ass oo that's F dude okay yeah Jeffy so go dress up like a wolf and then go fight him I promise you you'll be scary all right hello and welcome to another WWE World Championship tonight Bone Crusher has decided to donate his belt to whoever wins so in this corner we have Bone Crusher your bon are going to get crushed today and in this corner the big bad wolf I'm going to huff and puff and knock your ass out okay let the fight begin you ready to die kid oh me kick your ass get off me you know who I am I'm B okay that's it no more going easy on you all right you ready no oh Jeffy use the stool okay that kid's going to die okay oh bonked him with the claw hammer I don't know if that's legal folks all right he's going to die screw this stop you know this is off a show right it's wrestling it's fake you're going a little too hard you're actually starting to hurt me you're not going to trick me Bone Crusher kid stop oh he used the chair this might be over early folks uh hey man do you want me to stop this cuz he's kicking your ass oh oh from the top of the ropes that's got to hurt listen kid just pick up my leg and tap me out it's over you win and you kick me in the face I'm not falling for that Bone Crusher where's he going someone tell me where he's going where's he going oh my God dear Lord he has the ladder are you ready to die [ __ ] no please please don't do it no no 1 2 3 he's dead the big bad wolf wins the winner by murder the big bad wall yeah I told those three little pigs that I would win wow Jeffy wasn't lying he really kicked bone crusher's ass like he killed him hey guys check out my new belt I got that W Jeffy why'd you go so so hard you killed the guy well he was asking for it you do know wrestling's fake right oh I didn't know that but the new freaking news M okay Bone Crusher a famous wrestler has died his funeral will be held tonight for anyone who wants to attend oh wow he's actually dead I thought maybe he was faking it no I felt his neck snap oh man not my favorite wrestler's Dead Oh RP Bone Crusher wow Jeffy good going you killed Jose's favorite wrestler well I didn't mean to we should go to his funeral yeah let's go to Bone crush's [Music] funeral Amazing Grace how sweet the sound that Sav [Music] a like me dearly beloved we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our beloved Bone Crusher whose bones were ironically crushed in his last wrestling match would anyone like to say anything before we bury him 6 feet under there's something I want to say there is one thing I would like to say about Bone Crusher I don't believe he's dead oh dear God the horror the horror oh my God Jesus dude stop Jeffy stop it oh God Marvin Jeffy ate all his green beans he really did yes he ate every can every can Jeffy wouldn't eat that much Jeffy get in here hey there your son's under arrest for what well he killed a guy and then beat up the guy's corpse at the funeral Jeffy why would you do that oh he actually committed a whole alphabet list of crimes here I'll name them off for you A is for aggravated assault B is for beating a corpse C is for choking a corpse D is for defiling the dead e is for extortion because he called the guy's parents afterward and then asked for money or else he'd kill them F is for felonious activity because I'm pretty sure what he did is a felony G is for grave robbing H is for hate crime because Bone Crusher had a little bit of black on him but he's also a skeleton so I don't really know how that works I is for ignoring the law J is for jaywalking because when I tried to arrest him he crossed the street but he didn't use a crosswalk K is for killing L is for Larsen and I don't know what that means but it sounds bad M is for murder n is for neglect O is for oh my God how could you do that to a corpse P is for personal injury Q is for quite ridiculous what he did R is for resisting arrest s is for strangulation T is for threatening because he threatened me when I tried to arrest him U is for under the influence because he must be cuz why else would he do that V is for violence W is for why would anyone do that X is for xylophone because he played the guy's ribs like a xylophone Y is for why would you do that again why would anyone do that and Z is for zebra stripes because he's going to be wearing black and white stripes when he's in jail chiffy why would you do all those things because I got this shiny belt for beating up Bone Crusher oh is that real yep I've always wanted a WWE belt H okay I'll tell you what I I will drop all these charges if you give me that belt but I W this fair and square Jeff to give him the damn belt okay oh this is going to be so cool I'm getting like a wrestler here take it oh sweet Jeffy I cannot believe you did all that but you got really lucky that he wanted your stupid belt now I have one more question did you really eat all your green beans Jeffy get in here what do you want you have a package from your Aunt Ernestine who's that she was your aunt Jeffy and she died two days ago [ __ ] while shipping you this package jeez and it's been outside for 2 days so you should open it all right here I go she got me a puppy he's been outside for 2 days with no water in a hot box Marvin we need to call a vet I'll go get the vet hey there somebody call a doctor yes doctor we really need your help wait what's with that button oh the gay button yeah if I wear this and the hospital thinks I'm gay and they don't make me do male physicals cuz they think I'm going to like it too much which is fine cuz I don't like touching balls and I get to be a gynecologist and not wear any gloves and then afterwards I can suck my fingers like I got done eating baby back ribs I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back chili baby bag ribs barbecue sauce anyway what do you need so his aunt Ernestine died well I'm sorry to hear that but if she's already dead I can't help her oh no we need a vet why do you need to vet for his dead ant no I need a vet for this dog why did you mention anunt Ernestine it's part of the story well skip the story and tell me about the dog okay so this dog was shipped here 2 days ago in that box and that box is outside in the hot sun you left your package outside for 2 days no it was in jeffy's name so we didn't know if we could open it or not well did you give the dog any water we didn't know if we could give him water well of course you can give a dog water and you should feed it too baby write that down okay I got it it's a miracle this dog's even still alive if it survives you should name it Miracle well I was going to name it wind Dixie why would you name it wind Dixie you didn't find it in a wind Dixie that doesn't make sense he looks like a wind Dixie he doesn't look anything like the dog in that movie oh I'm still naming him wind Dixie all right it's your dog but just give wind Dixie some water all right Jeffy we don't have any water here so take him to the gas station and give him water okay come on wind [Music] dii so then I tell the guy fine I will take my business elsewhere holy [ __ ] do you have any look PT Cruiser 2007 oh my God you're right it's a PT Cruiser 2007 I tell you all the time I always want P Cruiser 2007 ask him if he'll sell it to you oh great idea nice carore thanks P Cruiser 2007 how much she's not for sale kute dog I love dogs what what did did little [ __ ] s hey sorry about my friend you have a nice day sir you too all right Daddy I just got wind Dixie some water all right drink the water drink the water Jeff you need to put it in a bowl no he can learn to drink out of his straw or he'll have nothing at all good boy all right Jeffy me and Mommy are going to go watch a movie tonight are you going to be safe home alone yeah I think me and wind Dixie are just going to go to bed all right good night Jeffy come on baby let's go to the movies all right come on wind Dixie all right wind Dixie it's time to go to bed but first what's wrong wind Dixie You couldn't possibly want the bone that I chew on every night before bed you do all right well go get it why does it do that all right when Dixie good [Music] night look brother the P Cruiser 2007 from the jerk off at the gas station he wouldn't sell it to you I said we take it with pleasure you ready let's go beat that mother heer a lesson that PT Cruiser 2007 is mine all yours soon you will be mine my baby brother we're going to the break in by busting the door down why not just open door with door code what do you think the call is what year is PT Cruiser 2007 oh wow it was 2007 all right we're in time to find kids to PT Cruiser 2007 and get out but bro it could be anywhere in here when we better start looking keep look keys are not under the table keys are not under chair either oh look brother it's cute dog from gas station little dog wear a kids to P the cruiser what do you mean what year 2007 obviously is Best Year brother kill this mut okay brother he fall one more time h wind Dixie good that stupid m is dead wind Dixie brother what are you doing kill this stupid brain okay where is P Cruiser key yeah where is it tell us if you want to live I already kill stupid [ __ ] bro look over there I'm K holy [ __ ] K Cruiser 2007 let's get out of here Doon you [ __ ] look brother we did it PT Cruiser 2007 his dream come true and it drives better than I thought it would let's take it back to shop du Marvin I can't believe you made me watch a movie about a bomb I thought opener was going to be the sequel to Pinocchio what oh my God Jeffy Jeffy are you okay oh my God Marvin someone beat him up and someone killed his dog Marvin call the doctor call the cops call somebody okay heia somebody call a doctor yes doctor someone beat up our son wait more buttons oh yeah see I found out June is gay pride month and if you're gay you get that month off and I really want June off next year so I told Henry and HR that I was gay but he didn't believe me so then I kissed Julio the janitor in front of him to prove it but then he caught me brushing my teeth and throwing up immediately after so I decided to wear all these pins to hopefully convince Henry I like knob anyway what's going on with you guys the dog is dead I told you to give it water no someone beat him to death oh I didn't know you guys were friends with Michael Vic hey can you get me his autograph no no no like someone random beat him up and someone beat up Jeffy too oh wow what happened they killed my dog and stole my car huh that reminds me of the time somebody killed my dog and stole my car wait that happened oh yeah let me tell you about it so back in the day I had a wife and then she died it's not really clear how she died like I guess she had cancer or something I'm not really sure but what matters is that she died and then after she died she gave me a puppy not like she came back as a zombie or a ghost and gave me a puppy she just like had it delivered after she died I'm not really sure how she arranged that but what matters is that I had this dog okay so then I go to the gas station in my 1969 Mustang and it's a really nice car and then these two Russian gangsters there and they tell me how much they like my car and they want to buy it from me and I tell them it's not for sale cuz I like it too much and that pisses them off so later they come over to my house and they beat me up and they kill my dog and they steal my car and now I'm really pissed off and what they don't know is that I'm a legendary Hitman and nobody's supposed to mess with me so I want revenge also I'm friends with the Green Goblin like he's not literally the Green Goblin he's the actor that played the Green Goblin William the foe but the whole time you're watching it you're like that's the Green Goblin so I get revenge on these guys right and I shoot a bunch of people and I kill all of them and I get a new dog and then my daughter calls me and she's on vacation in France with her friends and we're talking on the phone and she's telling me how it's going and then she gets kidnapped while she's on the phone with me and then I get on the phone with the kidnapper and I tell him how scary I am and how I'm going to track him down and he doesn't really seem to care so then I fly over to France and then I kill him and find my daughter and then on the flight home I find out that my plane is full of snakes and I have had it I I am sick and tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane and then I'm a fish working at the whale Wash and I want to be famous and I also owe a bunch of money to this puffer fish and his jellyfish henchmen so I decide to pretend that I killed a shark and then everybody loves me and they think I can protect them from sharks and then real sharks show up and then after that I fell asleep so I don't really know what happens also I was voiced by Will Smith oh wait a minute yeah none of that actually happened to me those were all movies I saw recently but still you should get revenge Jeffy cuz what they did was messed up you're right I'm going to kill them all be careful Jeffy oh and then I was a little red crab and my friend was a mermaid who wanted to be able to [Music] walk hey boss you like wao is this a 2007 PT Cruiser sure is PT Cruiser 2007 classic wait where'd you get this car from some jerk off at gas station I killed his dog wait did his face look like this yeah pretty much you idiot you killed Jeffy Wick's dog and you stole his car uh what's big deal what's big deal I'll tell you what big deal is Jeffy Wick is the most gruesome Hitman in the world he once killed a man with the pencil in his nose no I'm not scared well you should be okay I'm a little more scared now I'm going to call my Dead come on Father pick up cellular device hello son hello Daddy how is your day going well people keep telling me I screw up what did you do this time I steal Jeffy Wick's car and kill his dog you did what I do bad yes you did very bad I in trouble yes you're in very big trouble you going and give me spanking no I don't give you spanking Jeffy Wick give you spanking with gun no I beat [ __ ] out of Jeffy Wick hey [ __ ] no he's going to kill you not if I kill him first good luck I don't need luck I have baseball bat brother come we going and kill Jeffy Wick hey Jeffy Wick what are you doing here that's my car I I know it is and you can have it back I didn't send anybody to steal it they just didn't know any better will you tell them that I'm coming for them and I will kill them yeah yeah I I will I got one question for you who's [ __ ] my dier I don't know you correct I swear I'd never kill again but now I have to whip out my big [ __ ] goofy purple fortnite pistol to kill those two guys who killed my dog but I have to go to sleep first cuz I haven't gotten a full night's [Music] rest No More Mr Nice Guy Jeffy we come out to play they're here time to die he's upstairs you want to go first since you have gone sure where are you Jeffy holy [ __ ] you killed my brother screw this bit hey I don't miss all right I am safe here where are you you Russian piece of [ __ ] right here you American piece of [ __ ] oh no I'm out of ammo what am I to do I need somewhere to hide in here don't look in here here him just coffee cup [ __ ] you ready to die oh come on man it was just a stupid th all right Daddy I got my revenge I'm glad Jeffy now can you take that ridiculous wig off no cuz I still got three more sequels to make you killed my son you bastard hey Daddy watch this thing e Jeffy Jeffy don't touch that it smells bad where'd you find that at I found it behind the toilet well put it back what is it it's a toilet plunger what you do well when there's poop in the toilet you stick that in it why don't you just flush the toilet because sometimes there's too much poop in the toilet and you have to get it out with that so how do you use this you just scoop the poop out and make a poop sickle no why don't you just use a spoon or a fork or Chopsticks because that would be gross Jeffy you're supposed to use that so then how do you use this you stick it in like this that's what she said no Jeffy flip it around what like this yeah and then and then you get on it and you you do this oh yeah Daddy work that pole no no Jeffy look just put it back where you found it why you don't like it no Jeffy I don't like it you like get it away from me Jeff I don't like [Applause] it I got take shower I got to take a shower e my face e takey put that back I'm going to go was my face just just watch TV or something St you want smell it breaking news the lottery is at $100 million and the winning numbers are 15 22 25 59 61 and 6 good luck to whoever has that ticket hold on to it tight so it doesn't blow away in the wind and that takes me to the weather forecast it's going to be windy 100% chance of win powerful enough to snatch a lottery ticket right out of your hand $100 million is a lot of money all right I'm back I just took the world's quickest shower Mario did you hear the lottery is at 100 million ion dollar it doesn't matter it's RI Jeffy stop it go brush your teeth all right it doesn't matter it's rigged no one's ever going to win it anyway they do say it's the idiot's tax what's the lottery well Jeffy if you have a piece of paper with those numbers on it you win $100 million all right hold on where's my1 million bucks no Jeffy it has to be a lottery ticket with those numbers and it has to be before they announc the numbers well how was I supposed to know what the numbers were going to be before they even announced it well you're supposed to guess well I think the next one's going to be four well Jeffy five more num numbers and you might have it all right CH what no Jeffy there's no point in guessing it has to be 16 Jeffy no go buy a ticket if you get 23 it doesn't matter there's not another drawing 54 the next drawing is next week do it this 16 well maybe you won J Jeffy look look it doesn't matter it does not matter the lottery you have to be 18 to play it anyway what am I supposed to do this thing go put it back behind the toilet go take out the trash do your chores well well if you want me to take out the trash then you got to come with me cuz you're trash take you out Jeffy look go put that behind the toilet and go take out the trash and do your chores okay Daddy jeffy's so annoying D go leave no go I got to take another shower looks for something to [Music] eat toilet paper oh man oh man I ain't taking out the trash I want to see if I can make it from right here Kobe yay I made it oh what is that let me see what it is what is this thing it's just a piece of paper with stupid numbers all over it I've already had two showers today want to make it three no hey D I just took out the trash good boy Jeffy Mario could you imagine if we won the lottery I know $100 million that would change our lives but how would we have guessed the numbers 15 22 25 59 61 and 6 wait a minute wait Jeffy where are you going Jeffy where is he where is he where's the winning ticket with the numbers on it what is this oh that's not it those aren't the winning numbers where is it oh where is it a what's wrong Jeffy I won the lottery but I lost the ticket sure you did Jeffy yeah you and your big imagination um Daddy what happens when you win the lottery you take it to the lottery office and they give you the money Jeffy where are you going he's just being stupid just sit down baby [Music] breaking news UK the winner of the $100 Million jackpot has stepped forward come on in Jeffy what Jeffy has decided that he does not want to claim the $100 million in cash but he would rather have a $100 million worth of bouncy balls because he doesn't want to pay taxes what an idiot Jeffy won the lottery but he didn't take the money he took the prize and bouncy balls hey Daddy you like all my bouncy balls you won the lottery you didn't take the money you took it at bouncy balls what else do you expect he's just a kid he could have taken the money and he could have changed our lives forever but Danny I did change our lives forever we have more bouncy balls now than we ever did before what are we going to do with all these bouncy balls Jeffy bounce them oh Mario I like this one Jeffy we could have been millionaires well we are millionaires we're just bouncy ball millionaires I feel all sticky and gross I I need to take a bath I need to take a bath I had two showers today but now I need to take a bath oh I hate my life I hate my life okay okay I'm just going to take a nice warm bath and hold my head under the water until I can't breathe anymore that sounds perfect yeah yeah but you put B balls in the bath look Mario I'm collecting all the purple ones that's great baby how was your bath Mario I didn't get to take a bath tell her why Jeffy cuz I put bouncy balls in your bathtub he put bouncy balls in the bathtub a that's so cute Jeffy it K it's not cute it's inconvenient the bathtub was full of bouny balls well then take a shower like an adult Mario he's just being creative he's not being creative he ruined my life Jeffy why did you take bouncy balls instead of the money well Daddy what am I going to do with $100 million put it in the bank let it collect interest what happened if the government such down or the stock market crashes that I lose all my money so instead I invested in something tangible see these bouncy balls this bouncy ball right here has got gold in it mhm it's going to be the next Bitcoin and when it blows up I'm going to be sitting pretty daddy I'm going to be Jeffy Bezos you are so stupid Mario he is I'm stupid who's the one that doesn't have bouncy balls you okay you know what yeah fine yeah let's just sort the bouncy balls and to different colors that sounds fun right okay Mario you can collect the blue ones yeah you already gave me blue balls today so yeah let's start collecting the blue ones oh I found another one yeah let's do that instead of having $100 million in cash let's just play with 100 million boun balls like little kids see o look how fun this is O fun it's fun D oh yeah yay M I can't wait to heat up my pizza where did all these Bounty balls come from you know what I don't even care I'm not even going to let it bother me I'm not going to clean it up I'm just going to get a drink for the refrigerator all right let's see what we have to drink where are these bouny balls coming from Mario all right I'm almost done with my blue pile I have so many different piles Mario isn't this fun no hey Daddy I'm collecting GFF balls and yellow balls that's real nice Jeffy Mario what's wrong Chef peipi why are there bouncy balls in my microwave and in the refrigerator right here that's me right here Jeffy won the lottery and instead of taking the money he took him in back bouncy balls that's stupid yeah and he decided to put the bouncy balls all throughout the house cuz he doesn't know where to store them at well get them out of my kitchen I'm not cleaning it up breaking news due to people counterfeiting and printing their own money the United States is no longer using cash as currency we will now be using bouncy balls as a new currency so if you want to buy something you have to pay for it in bouncy balls what bouncy balls can be used as money now uh actually never mind I'll clean it up well well well who's the idiot now Mario we're rich yeah we are rich actually I'm rich well I guess that's true Jeffy what do you want to buy with your millions of bouncy balls H take me to McDonald's all right grab some bouny balls welcome to McDonald's how may I take your order Jeffy what do you want Happy Meal can we get a Happy Meal uh yeah it'll be four bouncy balls please Jeffy do you have four bouncy balls right here pay the man okay then here's your Happy Meal sir oh thank you mhm that's ridiculous all right we're back did the bouncy balls work Mario what it look like Mommy I got my Happy Meal so I'm happy as insert s word that's so cool I can't believe you're rich Jeffy I stay Rich mommy well Jeffy is there any way that Mommy and Daddy can borrow some bouncy balls to pay some bills sure daddy but you can only have the bouncy balls that are not on this couch oh my God has bouncy balls hidden throughout the house he has like a lot in the bathtub where else do you have bouny balls hidden Jeffy um I got the bathtub and um the toilet the toilet oh my God baby we're rich there's like a million in the bathtub and there's probably like a couple thousand in the toilet hold on I'm going to use the ice cream scooper I'm going to get the bouny balls come on all right there it is the gold mine I'm going start taking it out with my hands no Daddy Let's you just thing that you said Works wow daddy it's really getting them out of there isn't it dy I lied let's let's use our hands all right all right baby we just got these out of the toilet we're rich E Mario they're dirty I don't care clean money Dirty Money I Want It Anyway breaking news UK the United States is going back to using cash as currency because we realized that bouncy balls was a stupid idea what so these these belty balls are useless a but they're pretty to look at Mario hey Daddy I fixed your to plunger now it's easier for you to get the poop out see if you put it like this you scoop up all the poop look at that that's a lot of poop someone please help me oh shut up I don't know why you're screaming no one's going to stop [Laughter] me Let Her Go or suffer the consequences baby thank God you're here you're so brave and so sexy what who is he with that gorgeous hair I shampoo and condition so sexy oh the hair it's my only weakness are you ready to die oh he can fly too of course I can I'm super hair man super super super super hair man hair oh it's ter I got you baby I got you baby saved you thank you so much for saving me oh hey watch the hair oh man it was just a dream I wish my life was like that dream a full head of hair can you imagine me being a sexy beast oh my life is so sad huh who's at the door oh they probably woke me up from my dream hello hey you want to see my pantel wait your P wait who are you what are what are you doing here oh my name is Jeffy she Shing on my shirt Jeffy what Jeffy what's this note say oh it say I'm a good boy please babysit sorry I'm not a babysitter what are you doing here oh my mom dropped me off and she said that my name is Jeffy and now I'm a good boy well your mom needs to pick you back up because I'm not a babysitter so where she at where'd she go oh she drove off she drove off how how am I supposed to take you back to her look look how about this how about you want to see my pencil you've already showed me that see it can go on my nose look don't do that why cuz you're going to hurt yourself why because pencils aren't supposed to go in noses why because it it hurts why stop saying why why no don't start shouting you want to see me draw a pretty picture no no no pretty picture I'm draw on your wall it's a pretty picture stop it why what if I came to your house and Drew a pretty picture on your wall go for it no no no go for it yes go for it stop it all right what what was that what are you doing no look how about you come inside and I give you some gummies gummy yeah gummies okay yeah come come on let's find your mom oh God why is this my life why did he show up at my door all the houses in the neighborhood he chose mine okay look I'm going to give him the gummies and I'm going to call Rose for help hey Jeffy I got your gummies why because I said i' get you gummies feed me I'm a giraffe ah no you're not a giraffe Gumm right here yeah gummy does go right there but you can put the gummy there you don't no no no wait why are you wearing a diaper in case I putop my pants but the diaper on the outside of your pants yeah so it won't get dirty but then but then your pants will get dirty okay look look here's a whole box of gummies you can just eat these and have F wait wait what are you doing stop it I'm trying to put a penel in my nose and I said stop it the penel does not go in your nose why because pencils aren't meant for noses then why does my nose have holes in it to to breathe does your nose have holes in it yes every nose has a hole in it then a pencil goes in it no just because a pencil will fit in it doesn't mean it should go in it so look open the nose no open the nose yes open the nose look look look just eat your gummies okay you want to see my pencil I've seen it you show it to me every 5 Seconds look you can just eat the gummies and I'll be right back come on answer the phone answer the phone why do you have a phone if you don't answer it hey baby hey hi hey hi okay look I have a huge problem baby I know you're bald but we talked about it you can get the hair implant I don't want the hair implant that's not the problem well what other problems do you have other than being bald Marvin Marvin that's your name now oh we couldn't think of a better name than Marvin Just Go With It okay okay look look look a kid showed up at my door oo was he selling cookies I wish he was selling cookies I think his mom abandon him what yeah so I need you to come over right now okay okay okay I'm coming right now Marvin Marvin don't worry Jeffy help is on the way Jeffy why'd you put that pen on your nose what what did you say why' you put that pen on your nose I told you not to do it I can't hear you get the gummies out of your ears where my P go try checking up your nose what hold on just just stay right here Rose is at the door just stay right here oh thank God you're here baby this kid literally shoved the pencil up his nose what why would you let him do that I didn't let him do it I told him not to do it and he did it anyway well I brought him a coloring book and some crayons I thought he might like that well you know what he's going to do with those crayons he's going to show them up his nose cuz he thinks that his nose has holes in it that stuff supposed to go up there oh Marvin he's not going to do that just come inside okay all right baby he's in here but don't get too close to him I don't know what he might do to you what's wrong Marvin he was right here he's not here oh no he's loose in the house it's going to be okay no no it's not okay you know he's crazy he put these gummies in his ears he has a pit on his nose that's not sanitary it's not sanitary he he's insane he might destroy the house we have to look for him okay he has a blue helmet on a yellow shirt this says Jeffy on it you look that way I'll look this way okay Jeffy Jeffy where are you uh I want to see your pencil oh God what if he starts a fire uh Marvin I think I found him you did don't don't get near him all right baby where is he hey I'm a mommy you're not a mummy Jeffy why you making a mess with the toilet paper cuz I had to go poop poop well did you go poop poop yeah and the good news is is I'm wearing a diaper so we're all good there well that's good no it's not good cuz the diaper is on the outside of his pants what so now your pants are all full of poop well at least the diaper is still clean but your pants are dirty bingo so who's going to wipe me hey can can can you wipe him absolutely not it's starting to itch it's starting to itch mm- it's starting to run up my back it's starting to run up his back I will not please wipe me okay I will deal with him can you just please go try to call the cops and file a missing person report or or file a found person report just get rid of them okay okay Marvin oh where my pel go kill me somebody kill me all right Jeffy we got you all cleaned up and now you can finish eating your gummies but my diaper still clean yeah because you crap inside your pants and not your diaper and my pants are dirty yeah because you cra inside your pants Jeffy Jeffy stop it stop doing that why why you doing that stop it Marvin Marvin what the cops are on their way they are they God we're safe cuz jeffy's being really weird right now look what he's doing he he keeps smacking his diaper and he's making that weird face and he won't answer me look Jeffy Jeffy stop it Jeffy Jeffy stop doing that right now Jeffy please Jeffy How Could You Jeffy there's a lady right here you going to do it in front of lady Jeffy stop it please stop it oh grab the coloring book okay maybe that'll distract him hey Jeffy look at the coloring book coloring book yeah it's a coloring book have you ever colored one before no grab a crayon okay okay so so so the pages in this book you color them with a crayon oh I want the crayon I want the crayon for my nose no no no no no no you're not going to put that in your nose but my nose had an extra hole in it give me that's not what the holes are for you you use those for breathing you're not going to put a crayon in your nose well I want The Quon for my nose give me heav it you're not putting it in your nose I want it for my nose okay we're not going to give it to you if you're going to put it in your nose okay fine I won't put it in my nose you promise you're not going to put that in your nose yes I promise okay give it to him but you better not put that in your nose you better not put that in your nose don't you dare don't you dare no more crown for you bad boy you can't J me your bad boy what's happening I don't know what are you doing stop stop it say some good things um Jeffy you're a good boy yeah I'm a good boy I'm a good boy right here you're a good boy yes you're good good boy oh this is insane he's crazy the cops the cops are at the door okay keep an eye on them and I'm going go to the door yay the cops are here the cops are here hello hey they call the cops yes please kill me wao do I get to take you to a padded room huh huh you little psycho a padded room how that S no no no I need your help come inside please okay all right Officer the problem's in here oh a blonde tell me about it then nothing but trouble what no no no not not not her him look I found my pencil well I'm glad you found your pencil Jeffy wait why is there a crayon in your nose Rose why is there a crayon in his nose I'm sorry I tried to stop him he was just so persistent uh why is there a crayon in his nose he likes to put things in his nose wait where my crayon going has anyone seen my crayon it's lell look officer look this is what happened look I was laying on the couch living the dream and out of nowhere I get a knock on the door and this thing this person shows up at my door and he says his mom dropped him off and abandoned him so get rid of him please hold on hold on let me just ask him a few questions first uh hey there Jeffy I see on your shirt it says your name's Jeffy so so what's your last name Jeffy your last name is Jeffy so your name is Jeffy Jeffy okay Jeffy yeah all right all right so so can I get an address where do you live Jeffy Jeffy you you live on Jeffy so like can I get a house number something CH SE seven Jeffy so so your name is Jeffy Jeffy and you live on seven Jeffy Chev Jeffy straight Jeffy this is going nowhere I know he's so dumb and he doesn't answer me he just does dumb stuff all the time so can you please just get rid of me cuz I what what what's he doing with it what what oh okay what oh and then he does that yeah I don't know why stop from doing that no I mean I look he's having a blast he's clearly enjoying himself I know but he's doing that in front of a lady he he need to stop doing that I mean knock yourself out you know look what happens when you call him a bad boy Jeffy you're a bad boy you said Jeffy a bad boy oh no no no Jeff Jeff good boy you're a good boy you're a good boy you said Jeff's a good boy yes yeah yes he's a lunatic so so get him out of my life now well see the problem is you find yourself in kind of a weird situation cuz uh you know there's that uh findest keeper losers we's law what yeah so uh you know if you find a kid you're going to have to take care of him till you can find his parents that's the law sorry I've never heard of that before there's nothing else I can do no no no no fighter Keepers Los we I don't want him I have to be dreaming I'm in a nightmare I'm in a nightmare no wake up please wake up please wake up please wake up please wake up please wake up huh huh it was just a dream it was just a dream it was just a really bad sucky dream oh thank God that would suck if that was real huh who's that hello hey you want to see my penil you want to see it there everything is perfect for jeffy's 16th birthday party cupcakes Mario you should have gotten him a real cake well the store was sold out of real cakes and Jeffy loves cupcakes listen jeffy's not even going to remember that today's his birthday so this is going to be a big surprise party for him he's definitely going to remember it's his birthday Mario trust me baby he's not going to remember that today's his birthday he doesn't remember anything we'll see who birthday Jeffy birthday who birthday Jeffy birthday Daddy who birthday Jeffy birthday yeah jeffy's birthday woo not going to remember huh happy birthday Jeffy oh thank you mother thank you Father I'm so happy to have both of my parents on my sweet 16 yeah you're my our big old boy is 16 years old and just two more years and we get that money Mario and since I turned 16 you know what that means Daddy what beep beep beep beep oh sorry I didn't see you back there please pull over never oh no a spike strip boom get him out of the car no you'll never take me alive you have the right to remain silent no no I now sentence you to 25 years to life oh look show drop I don't get it you're supposed to get me a car daddy a car Mario it is his 16th birthday I'm not buying him a car Mario he doesn't know how to drive and he doesn't even have a license bad birthday hat and Daddy I don't need a license cuz I'm 16 now Jeffy what are you going to do when you get pulled over and you don't have a license well if the police officer knows how to do his job I'll just tell him now I'm 16 and he'll let me go that's not how that works Mario you have to get your son a car for his birthday I'm not going to get him a car he doesn't know how to drive I don't trust him behind the wheel of a car Mario you go get your son a car right now where am I supposed to get that up money go Mario go what you stupid hat anymore oh look Jeffy it's a car you're never going to have cuz your daddy hates you oh look oh W what is he doing he's playing with a toy car Mario since you wouldn't buy him a real one for his birthday well as a matter of fact I just bought him a car you did you got me a car Daddy yeah you're the best daddy ever I love you when you give me stuff that I don't even have to ask for it Mario you're the greatest yeah yeah yeah I am all right Jeffy close your eyes let's go outside all right Daddy I'm just going to turn my eyes off all right Jeffy close your eyes all right daddy Jeffy I said close your eyes well Danny I turned my eyes off so now I can't see so it might look like my eyes are open but really I can't see anything cuz I turned my eyes off Jeffy you can't turn your eyes off I you cover your eyes fine Daddy all right and look this way when I tell you to you can look okay all right look surprise do you love it Danny I sure hope you wiped after you put this big pile of crap in the driveway cheffy it's not a big pile of crap it's your first car Mario no that car was way too old and it's damaged well every kid needs a beat up car for their first car so they can beat it up well who owned it before you bought it Chris Brown cuz you sure beat it up well no Jeffy look it's supposed to be a car that you can you don't have to be afraid to wreck it because you know if you run into stuff you don't want be worried okay so when I drive it I can run into stuff and hit people well no no Jeff you still can't hit people run into stuff then why'd you buy me a car that was already beat up Mario new cars are safer and they have airbags yeah and more than one headlight well just get inside it you might love it it's red okay well let's hope that the door handles working that there's actually seats all right Jeffy look just get inside you might love it Danny who blew a big fart and ripped his seat what Jeffy look look we can just tape it Shrek drove it a few times so he ripped it but look just get it and start the car you might love it where are we going what what are you doing in here this is my home I live no no no this is not your home I bought this car for $300 it's not your home you have to get out one day looks like he lives here so I'm not driving this car Jeffy get out of this car Mario I can't believe you got Jeffy that piece of crap car strap it on and pound me Mommy it's not a piece of crap car it's red it's fast it's a Porsche Danny you can't spell Porsche without poror and that car outside is poror and the last part of the word Porsche is sh because we have to be quiet because we might hurt its feelings talking about how poor it is so Daddy you hush your mouth Mario you couldn't have gotten him a nicer car than that well I don't have money just to drop on a new car all right daddy well then we better not eat ever again what does food have to do with any of this well if we can't afford a car then we sure can't afford food and you better turn off all these lines because if we can't afford a new car or food then we can't afford electricity I have money for bills I just don't have money for a new car well I bet you have a car well I do but I have to drive places I have to drive places too where do you have to go chuckecheese I can take you no I want to take me well Jeffy no what is that I think I think I hear cake hear cake daddy there better be a girl twerking downstairs if you say you can hear cake hear cake Mario I was trying to end the conversation cuz he was winning the argument Danny you're lucky and so am I cuz if this girl wouldn't have been down here twerking bottom you would have been getting is spanking on yours all right Jeffy let's light your birthday candles and you can blow out the candles and we can sing you happy birthday all right daddy where's my cake what that is your cake three tiny cupcakes where's my big cake well the stores were sold out of big cakes Danny who hurt you what what who hurt you as a kid to where when you grew up you had to make my life so bad Jeff you better be grateful some kids don't even have birthday parties grateful get party shots but Jeffy baby keep answer the door I'm dealing with Jeffy okay Mario you got to be grateful Jeffy look just eat your cupcakes D the only thing I'm grateful for is this twerking bottom now I'm about to tame this bottom hello hey what's up gorgeous super D I haven't seen you in years ever since the breakup yeah you know I just been Sav in the world working on my abs oh you've always had the nicest ABS yeah go ahead and give him a punch just like all times oh okay ow yeah they're still rock hard so what are you doing here well you know I was saving a family kittens from that tree over there and then I heard your voice with my super hearing so I decided to come see what you were up to oh well actually it's my son's birthday today son you didn't tell me you had a kid adopted oh thank God I was about to take off faster than a speeding bullet oh man and then I wouldn't want your perfect body to be ruined and you know how I don't like kids you know and then I wouldn't want to have to take care of a kid that wasn't mine and then one day he'd be like you're not my real dad and he'd be right I don't want to deal with all that well it was very nice seeing you wait wait wait wait uh C can I come in oh sure I'm sure Jeffy would love to meet a superhero on his birthday yeah Spider-Man ain't get crap on me Jeffy please be happy if you're shy and you know it cuz your daddy shcks raise your hand if you're shy and you know it cuz your daddy shs raise your hand if you're sad then you know it and you really want to show it cuz your daddy shs raise your hand Jeffy stop it Mario look who I found baby I thought we were hiring Spider-Man no silly this is one of my ex booys boyriend super de what up little man exboyfriend was super de you never told me about him oh Mario it was so long ago but it feels like it was just yesterday why' you guys break up it wasn't my abs I'll tell you that they are perfect no it wasn't the ABS he was just always gone Mario off saving the world and all the praise and the fame and the attention it was just too much to handle yeah it's understandable well well I bet you he's not even really a superhero I bet he just dresses like that I bet he doesn't have any powers actually Mario he has cake Vision cake Vision yeah show him oh come on babe you know I don't like to show off that's the coolest cake ever thanks super D oh you are so cool super D yeah I know oh how' you just do that who's at the door is it another one of your ex-boyfriends probably not Mario better not be oh you are always so possessive hold you two separate hold on let the door hello hi fat boy what are you doing here phone call 911 say getting hot in here SC getting hot I'm going to take off all my clothes it's getting hot in here so take all your clothes I am getting so hot Scooter's going to have to take his clothes off uhoh there's my hose and hose no scooter hose can you get out of here okay this is really good cake super D yeah super D I wish you could be my daddy cuz my current daddy blows what you guys are eating cake what happened to singing happy birthday oh we we already sang Happy Birthday Mario you already sang it without me I'm jeffy's father I should be here for that hey you want some cake bro no I don't want some cake bro okay what's your problem man because you just shot cake out of your eyes I didn't shoot cake out of my eyes I turned your bad cake into better cake well my cake wasn't bad your your Cake's bad my cake was perfectly fine Mario who was at the door no one and I think it's time for super D to be leaving what does Super D even stand for super dumb well Rosalina gave me the name actually what yeah I don't really know what it stands for though cuz my name is Zach we thought about going with Zach attack but then yeah we went on one date and she wanted to call me super D afterward actually now that I think about it all the women I go out on dates with want to call me super D well I mean I do have Mrs Incredible powers from the waist down so I'm very tall you know I I don't care I've had enough with you I think it's time for you to leave because me and Jeffy have to go drive his new car isn't that right Jeffy Daddy I don't want to drive that piece of crap car out there that car sucks I want a better nicer car a car my face onine well you're not going to get that Jeffy huh a nicer car huh hold on you're going to fix our roof that's it Rosalina I don't want you talking to him ever again Mario I didn't invite him over he just showed up well that's weird and stalkerish so the first thing in the morning we'll go to the courthouse and get a restraining order on him Mario don't be ridiculous all right I'm back everybody come outside I got a cool surprise well no how about you just go outside and never come back cuz we don't want to see your face again Mario don't be rude you're embarrassing me yeah you're embarrassing your uh what are you two again friends oh we're married look at my ring married all right it's time to use my divorce Vision no no no divorce Vision how about you you use your leave vision and go away forever Vision because we don't want to see you ever again well I can't leave before Jeffy sees his cool new birthday present come on it's in the driveway you got me a birthday present yeah close your eyes Jeffy let's go outside okay all right Jeffy open your eyes it can't be any worse than my Daddy's car a it's PE that's the coolest car in the world thanks Super Daddy don't mention it son that is the greatest gift ever super D anything for you babe wait how did you do that well first I flew to a car dealership with my flying powers and then I picked up a car I liked with my super strength see my abs then I brought it back here and painted it to look like jeffy's face with my paint Vision paint Vision yeah it's just one of my many superpowers isn't he the greatest Mario just cuz you can do a bunch of great things doesn't mean you're great I think that's actually the definition of greatness doing a bunch of great things hey Super Daddy you think we can go for a drive sure thing kiddo yay Mario why are you so mad because your stupid dumb ex-boyfriend just showed up and it's all so cool and perfect why don't you go be with him he'd make you happier Mario you don't need to get jealous I'm not jealous you're clearly jealous Mario I'm not jealous of his perfect ABS or his full head of hair or his superpowers or picking up cars or his cake Vision I I just think it's he's dumb Mario then why are you angry I'm I'm angry because he just showed up uninvited like call next time like don't just show up that's rude Mario can't we please just enjoy the day for Jeffy he's having a good time guess oh man I can't wait to catch me some Speeders got to beat my quota for the month come on where are you wa I clocked him going over 110 oh I love a good car chase wee wo just act natural I've dealt with these pigs before do you have any idea how fast you were going obviously not fast enough because you caught up with me b b b yeah well my hair dryer said you were going over 100 m an hour and by the way do you know this car was reported stolen stolen yeah apparently somebody just picked it up with their bare hands right off the dealership lot and flew away with it oh I didn't steal anything you might want to talk to this guy what super D is that you oh no what all right kid you're in a lot of trouble cuz I can't fly after him me I ain't even do anything just step out of the car huh Mario there's someone at the door why don't you go answer it it might be one of your other ex-boyfriends I don't know about like maybe this one's an astronaut or a rapper or an archaeologist oh Mario we don't talk about them what come on let's go answer uh hello what's going on here Daddy I arrested him wait wait wait wait wait this isn't right you get in front of me Jeffy why are you arrested I caught your son driving a stolen vehicle a stolen vehicle I thought super D bought it for him no you don't want to be messing with super D you know what the d stands for what dingling and it also stands for super delinquent cuz he's a super villain a super villain but he always used his powers for good when we were dating oh yeah well you ever heard of super tax evasion cuz he did it you know you can't go saving all those people and destroying buildings without paying taxes y ha Super Dave he got me in trouble and then he left me there well thank you officer for bringing Jeffy back come on no no no no no jeffy's going to jail for 5 years for 5 years it's his birthday yeah well it's my birthday too and I don't get off on my birthday not even when I get home well is there anything we can do we don't want Jeffy going to jail H well if you throw me the best birthday party ever I'll let him go I guess just take him to jail Mario we have to try all right come inside we'll try to throw you a party yay all right brooken guy you can have the rest of jeffy's cake yay cake and you can have a cupcake if you want one oh my God I love cupcakes I love cupcakes more than regular cake honestly if you just got me a cupcake instead of a normal cake I'd be just as happy if not more so H so what do you want to do after to eat your cupcake well I really just hope you bought me a car for my birthday and honestly I don't even care what it looks like it could have four flat tires one headlight and a clown living in the trunk and I still be happy H Jeffy are you having an epiphany um Daddy I just wanted to apologize because I've been a really bad booger lately and you were just trying to be the tissue that extracts that booger from my Nal cavity so I wanted to apologize for not being appreciative for the things that you were trying to get me yeah Mario we're really sorry I didn't realize super D was such a bad person until the cop told us he's such a real super deag ding a wing so I'm glad you guys understand now and understand that I love you Jeffy and I love you too I don't want to lose anyone and let's just have a really awesome birthday we all celebrate together okay happy birthday to me happy birthday to me Jeffy why are you singing that song Marvin it's not his birthday is it I don't think so cuz it's my birthday Daddy it's your birthday oh no Marvin it is his birthday how could we forget I don't know you ERS forgot my birthday no we didn't forget your birthday we just thought it was tomorrow that means you forgot we're sorry you forgot my birday we'll make it we'll make it up to you we'll make it up to you we'll make it up to you how are you going to un ruin my birthday uh we're going to give you the best birthday party ever like uh with a cake and confetti baby go get a cake confetti uh yeah we'll give you the best birthday ever so let's start with your birthday dinner where do you want to go for your birthday dinner Taco Bell Taco Bell yeah I want a bean taco from Taco Bell all right that's easy all right let's go to Taco Bell thank you for taching Taco Bell what can I get S for you today uh just one second what do you want Jeffy I want Taco okay with beans with beans yep just beans only beans and shell okay and don't forget to Hott saos don't for okay can I get a taco all right that's one crunchy taco what else for you and hot sauce 182 please don't forget the hot sauce if you forget the hot saot I swear I'm I'm going to steal the Taco Bell shot they're not going to forget the hot sauce all right good all right Jeffy just sit right here and eat your Taco Bell because I think mommy's almost done setting up your party downstairs all right daddy everything set up Marvin everything set up yep so you got a cake with candles uh and confetti yeah you got to be [ __ ] me Jeffy language what's wrong Jeffy those effers forgot my hot sauce Jeffy stop saying effers no they forgot my hot sauce Dad they didn't forget the hot sauce I told them like 15 times Well it's not in there well can you just eat it without hot sauce no I wanted hot sauce for my bean taco so you know what that means they're going to get their Taco Bell sign stolen we're not stealing a Taco Bell sign Jeffy yes we are no we're not Jeffy let just eat your taco and look there's a cake downstairs let's go blow out the candles no I got to go steal their Taco Bell sign no Jeffy let's go blow out the candles on your cake and celebrate your birthday come on and then we get to go steal the Taco Bell shine surprise it's not a surprise cuz you already told me about it Jeffy look she got you a cake and plates who emptied a paper shreder all over the table it's confetti Jeffy it's fun wa show fun look Jeffy we're going to sing you happy birthday then you're going to block out your candles and then we'll get you whatever you want okay happy birthday to you Jeffy we weren't done singing all right the first thing I want for my birthday is everyone who's watching this video to go ahead and hit the like button and hit the Subscribe button I'll wait did you do it all right great thanks for my birthday present and everyone who didn't do it has no friends Jeffy what do you really want for your birthday well what I really want for my birthday is the Taco Bell sh Jeffy we can't get you the Taco Bell sign well they ruined my birthday so I'm going to ruin their business by stealing their sign baby we have to go get them the Taco Bell sign Marvin you can't steal the Taco Bell sign it's illegal Jeffy we can't get you the Taco Bell sign birthday over I'm got a kid screaming until I get the Taco Bell on we'll get you the Taco Bell on Marvin you better not come on Jeffy let's go get the stupid sign all right Jeffy what part of the sign do you want I want the big Bell and the one that says Taco all right I'm going to get a ladder and let's go up there and get it all right all right Jeffy there's your Taco Bell sign best Danny Amber Marvin you didn't well it's the only thing he wanted for his birthday now I'll tease him for forgetting my hot saos how did you even do that it's called a drill mommy and a ladder why well we forgot jeffy's bir and I felt bad so I thought you know if we got the Taco Bell sign he'd be happy and isn't it worth it to see that smile on his face what are you going to do when they notice they're not going to notice everybody knows where Taco Bell is they don't need a sign oh you're going to go to jail I'm not going to go to jail like Taco Bell has like a billion dollars they can just buy another sign that's not the point Marvin it's wrong well wrong SCH Marvin look the news breaking news UK someone has stolen the sign off of of a Taco Bell and no one can tell what restaurant it is the police are holding a live press conference now let's go to that thanks Goodman as you can see from this picture here this is a Taco Bell I I think see I don't know cuz there's no sign out front cuz somebody stole it you know so so restaurants have signs in front of them so that you know where you're going but now nobody knows what's going on customers keep coming into the Taco Bell and they're ordering bacon atas thinking it's Wendy's or something and the workers don't know what's going on either they're in there trying to make Big Macs with burritos supplies it's chaos so listen up whoever stole that sign we're coming for you oh no Marvin I don't want any part of this illegal activity I'm leaving for a couple of days well baby no come back Jeffy what are you doing oh I'm just polishing my brand new Taco Bell shine I love it so much well you better love it cuz now the cops are looking for us Daddy help me Jeffy are you okay no Daddy I'm stuck I think my legs are broken it's the worst birthday ever please get the Shine off me okay I'll get it Jeffy are you sure your legs are broken yeah they are they hurt don't touch them okay I need you to call a doctor I can't call a drct Jeffy because they're looking for the people who stole the Taco Bell sign and if I call a doctor they're going to see that we're the people who stole the Taco Bell sign and what are we going to do I don't know 315 316 317 318 319 300 20 wait a minute it's today jeffy's 18th birthday is today I'm rich I just got to get out of this stupid prison first all right time for me to use my sexy charm to escape hey there big boy but shut up inmate I'm trying to figure out who stole this Taco Bell sign my back is killing me oh well I could give you a back massage if you let me out of this cell no no no no no what if you escape oh come on come on I wouldn't do that I love it here I got my own bed and my own toilet it's Paradise oh I do really want a back massage okay fine I'll let you out for 5 minutes to massage my back but then you're going right back in your cell okay all right now I let you out I really need you to get between my shoulder blades cuz that's where all my stress is okay I knocked them out I'm free oh D stay still juming all right Jeffy I wrapped your legs in paper towels it kind of looks like a cast but they still hurt daddy well if you sit really still and keep your legs straight eventually they'll heal straight is that's how that works I don't know Jeffy I'm not a doctor well then call one we can't call a doctor Jeffy because of your stupid birthday gift it's illegal a oh no who's that what if it's the cops d look I'll handle it you just stay right here and don't make any noise okay all right if it's the cops I'm going to say what Taco Bell sign yeah that'll work hello surprise ow my legs hurt so bad oh Jeffy it's mommy what are you doing here well today's your 18th birthday and Mommy's going to get paid today's not my 18th birthday it's my 17th birthday nice try Jeffy but I've been counting the days in prison now come here huh the fine my fugitive app says she's in here somewhere oh my God Marvin what happened to you jeffy's mom she hit me in the face with a mallet oh my God so she isn't here help me Jeffy come on let's go upstairs upstairs yeah that's where your son is uh oh he's going to see the Taco Bell side uh no let's let's not go upstairs they can come down here can y'all guys come down here what are you talking about let's go can I help you uh just don't look this way okay whatever don't come any closer I'm going to Bonk them Nancy why' you escape from prison what it's prison it sucks what do you mean uh oh yeah I guess that makes sense but why today well today's jeffy's 18th birthday and I'm going to inherit all his money well actually he's going to inherit his father's money and then I'm going to take his money but I'm still getting the money well no no today's not jeffy's 18th birthday it's his 17th birthday no no no no no I've been counting well no actually today is his 17th birthday and I know cuz it's also my birthday oh damn it yeah everybody sing Happy Birthday to me happy birthday to youy birth birthday to you happy birthday to Brooklyn happy birthday to you thank you that was very nice what Wily okay Nancy seriously it actually is his 17th birthday oh well I guess I messed up must have counted wrong it's okay I'll just break out next year yeah you go ahead and try that what are you doing over there wait wait wait a minute is that the Taco Bell sign God damn it okay who stole this uh it was Nancy no no it's not me yeah yeah it was you when you came over you you brought the sign with you no no it couldn't have been her she was in jail when it got stolen oh you're right okay I'm going to take her back to jail then I'm coming back over here come on oh no Jeffy what do we do oh no dad get in there congratulations you just added 5 years to your sentence no no no where did I go wrong 17 okay so jeffy's 18th birthday is next year and next year I'm going to get you Jeffy all right she's in jail now who's next to go to jail who stole this sign all right Officer look it's my son's birthday and all he wanted for his birthday was a Taco Bell sign so I stole it for him for his birthday really you you you'd commit a felony for your son's birthday that's actually really sweet I wish somebody would commit a felony for my birthday oh cheer up I bet someone will commit a felony for your birthday one day really do you think so hold on I got an idea hey Jeffy there's two parts to your Taco Bell sign do you think we can give one to the police [Music] officer he had a being talk really oh oh god oh oh oh jeez okay it smells like ass in here I'm just going to know you can keep the side happy birthday

Channel: Dr. Junior

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Length: 194min 27sec (11667 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 02 2023