SML Movie: Jeffy's Medical Problem [2024]

all right crass today you have a test today so today I'm going to come around and pass out your test today and you will take your test today and then you will turn in your test that you took today and I'll grade your test tomorrow wait I'm confused when is the test today but we get our results tomorrow okay thank you I was very confused all right Jeffy here's your test I'm going to fail this show hard and here's your test today oh I didn't study all right crra you may begin your test today and remember no cheating oh I don't know any of these answers I can't fail my Mommy's going to ground me I'm going to try to Google the answers hey Patrick are you using your phone to cheat on the test sorry I didn't mean to that's it you'll fail go to the principal's office now okay oh grass he's having a seizure someone get the nurse oh my God poor Patrick whoa dude that boy going bonkers no I think he's challenging us to aak break dancing competition oh no way I can break dance better than him no I can't guys he's having a seizure I bet his favorite pizza place is little seizures hey knock it off you're distracting me from my test did someone call the nurse [ __ ] nurse all right everybody calm down the nurse is here all right you just calm down now what happened you just experienced a seizure now come with me to the nurse 's office and we're going to get you home oh it must have been my low blood sugar I have diabetes okay that was crazy all right Patrick I hope you get better soon I'll just go ahead and pass your test for today all right everyone back to taking your test no wait just a goddamn second this kid gets to act like a bag of Shak them up fries from Burger King and gets an A on his test and I'm over here scratching my balls trying to figure out why there's letters in mouth I passed him on his test because he had a medical emergency he couldn't help it okay that makes sense well if he can do it so can I teacher I don't feel so good oh my God another fizure someone get the lo I bet jeffy's favorite salad is seizure salad I'm really good at Food based seizure jokes did someone call me a again not as good as last time oh my God another one now just calm down do I get to go home of course you do now come with me heck yes I'm out of here guys all right Jeffy I hope you feel better suck on this teach R this way I know man you guys are dropping like fries get back to taking your test guys I think Jeffy just faked his seizure so he didn't have to take his test it looks like he really seized the opportunity wa come on dude that's messed up yeah what I thought we were all making jokes you can't make jokes about cure that's wrong yeah it could be you you never know dude well bully was making food jokes I bet him and Patrick are going to go eat it Steak and Shake the shake that's what a seizure does [ __ ] settle down you're supposed to be taking your test hey Jeffy what are you doing home from school so early school just started Jeffy well I got a so fast on my test the teacher said I could come home you got a on your test I sure did D I'll pass that bit with flying colors B you never got an A on your test before Jeffy that's amazing Jeffy yep and there's going to be plenty more age on my test coming around because you've been studying so hard yeah let's go with that well Jeffy we have to go out and celebrate but first go do your chores go do the dishes and take out the trash Jeffy knock it off go do your chores seure what Harin I think jeffy's having a seizure I'm going call a doctor hey Le somebody call a doctor yes doctor he won't stop shaking whoa whoo hey calm down champ tell him I can't do my chores doctor why is he shaking looks to me like he's having a SE seizure why uh maybe he's epileptic what does that mean it it means you have seizures well what causes them yeah how do you stop from having again everybody shut up I don't know I don't know okay I'm not a very good doctor and I cheated on that part of the test I don't really know anything about seizures I just know they have something to do with your brain okay then what can we do to stop Jeffy from having seizures in the future um I guess we could give him medication I mean I heard THC helps okay where do we get THC well lucky for you I'm a doctor I can hook you up yeah my friend sold me these brownies and I was going to eat them alone in my house but I'm pretty sure there's a good amount of THC in here so if Jeffy has one he shouldn't have any more seizures all right Jeffy look eat a brownie and I'll eat one with you yeah me too Marv what do us and those brownies have in common we're all baked whoa look at my boy Jeffy he is in space my guy he is [ __ ] zooted he is in Andromeda right now no no no no no no no he is he is beyond Andromeda he is an alpha centori he is riding the Hubble telescope whoa whoa Marvin Marvin look at this you see my hand oh my God I have the reflexes of a cat oh I think I could catch a bullet oh my God this is amazing I don't I don't I don't think Jeffy could take these brownies every day I can I I think he needs real medicine oh wait wait did you say something I I don't I don't feel good um hey I I think I'm I'm going to I'm going to go drive home Jeffy I'm going to go to bed okay now that we're all sobered up we have to find a realistic way to treat jeffy's seizures well maybe because Jeffy got so zooted it cured his seizures do you think they're cured Jeffy well it depend on you if you tell me to do my chores or not no I think you should stay away from chores I don't want you to get dizzy or fall over yeah I agree no chores for me Marvin I think I have the munchies yeah me too let's go downstairs and get something to eat well if we don't get pizza I'm thinking I'm going to have another seizure again so Marvin what are we going to have for dinner yeah Daddy what's the moves Pizza Time no Jeffy I know what you're going to eat you're going to eat a big old plate of green beans to help out your brain it need some vitamins oh no Daddy I feel it coming I feel it coming he's having another seizure what do we do pach you Mar we have to call the doctor okay I get doctor doctor hey there somebody called Dr doofen schms what you know like Phineas and Ferb Candice Candace WEA fit in your mouth you're still zooted yeah I get hungry on the way back to my car so I had another brownie well look Jeff's having another seizure hey hey man calm down you're good bro see you're good what happened we tried feeding them green beans and he had another seizure oh I see what's going on here it's time for dessert see Marvin no more seizures oh Jeffy my brother in Christ you're in another dimension my boy see he can see colors we can't even imagine colors that are not even on the color wheel hey Marvin hey Marvin you know who my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh monster is it's red eyes black dragon you get it cuz he's baked oh hey hey Marvin you know what pisses me off is when people say tomato tomato but like I've never heard anybody say tomato like like I give you that cheeseburger but no tomato nobody says that or like like potato potato like nobody says potato either like like I'm going to go play with my Mr Potato Head or or or give me that bowl of mashed potes oh man okay all right I think I'm going to go home okay now that we're all back to normal Jeffy we have to find a real way to cure your seizures other than eating those brownies but Marvin those brownies help jeffy's seizures well he he can't eat those brownies his whole life he can't function being like that all the time so Jeffy just go to your room and lay down until we find out a way to help you but I want to play fortnite all night you can't play fortnite Jeffy that's a video game and a video game is flashing lights on a screen that will cause another seizure it will yeah so go lay down but what did the video games help my seizures it won't Jeffrey just go lay down and rest okay D and make a loud noise if you have a seizure go dude okay guys guess um uh wiener is it a wiener a CR a crooked wiener a crooked wiener I'm seeing a crooked wiener no uh uh a drippy wiener a crooked drippy wiener no it has uh big oh balls a crooked drippy wiener with big balls no look Cody it's a faucet like like a water faucet oh I was so close hey guys oh hey Jeffy I have a question did you did you fake the seizures at school today to get out of taking the test sure did Junior and I've been faking seizures all day and getting baked red what Jeffy was faking it this whole time oh he's so grounded baby what's wrong Marvin did you know that jeffy's been faking his seizures all day don't say that no no no no I just heard Jeffy tell his friends that he faked his seizure in school today to get out of taking a test what so it all makes sense now Jeffy faked the seizure to not do his chores he faked the seizure not to eat his green beans he's been faking his seizur all day oh my God God Marvin what do we do we whoop him Jeffy get in here dearest father are you going to give me a spanking oh you're damn right I'm going to give you a spanking whatever for because you've been faking your seizures all day Jeffy no I haven't yes you have oh what if he's actually having a seizure I'm not falling for it this time Jeffy knock it off all right you caught me see Jeffy been fing your seizur that is so wrong that you're making fun of people who have seizures I'm sorry Daddy no Jeffy there's people out there really suffering for seizure you're sitting there faking it for your own personal gain that is so wrong Jeffy I know Daddy I W never do it again you better never do it again right Jeff that's so wrong you know what I'm have to call that doctor back and let him know that sorry for wasting his time cuz Jeffy was faking his seizures all right I'm starting to think you guys are just calling me for my brownies no no no no brownies I just want to let you know that jeffy's been faking seur all day and I want you to tell him it's wrong n it's all good in the hood bro well no it's not all good in the hood what Jeffy did was wrong and I want to be grounded hey hey hey man you need to calm down you know what I think I think you need to have some more brownies you see Marvin you're not so mad anymore are you hey hey you know what word I hate nonchalant it it doesn't even have an s in it it's chalant with a CH h a that some [ __ ] and you notice you can never be chalant just nonchalant you never hear anybody say man I am very chalant I'm having a bad day I'm feeling very chalant today you officer gar get in here yes sir gar I was looking through your file and I found some troubling news oh what's that sir well it seems you never finished the fifth grade oh yeah that well you see I grew up in Brooklyn and then I moved away and I went to a different school so I just went right into sixth grade instead of finishing fifth grade well that's not good guy we can't have a police officer that never finished fifth grade sir what does it matter if I never learned all shapes or whatever guy we're going to need you to repeat the fifth grade what are you kidding me this is ridiculous this is like the plot of an Adam Sandler movie or something Gary either you go back to the fifth grade or you turn in your badge okay fine I'll do it stupid hey Karen Bo you home early from work yeah the chief says I can't be a cop anymore until I finish the fifth grade you never finished the fifth grade barie no well how do you graduate high school I don't know Karen I don't understand it either okay I just have to go for one day to show them how smart I am oh boyy Penelope is not going to like this I'll talk to her Penelope get in here what do you want Dad well Penelope your daddy never finished fifth grade so I'm going to be going to school with you tomorrow but look it's going to be fun we're going to be like best friends we'll hold hands and and I'll protect you from all the bullies this is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me huh well I'm not worried she'll love it by tomorrow oh my God I can't believe you're coming to school with me this is so embarrassing hey I don't like it either Penelope okay but it's only for one day I just have to go for long enough to prove that I'm smarter than a fifth grader without having to meet Jeff Foxworthy just don't acknowledge me okay okay but I don't know why you're so embarrassed of me you know your dad was actually pretty cool when he was in school I'll have you know I could flick my boogers farther than anyone else in the class that's disgusting and and guess what I was the first one in my friend group to get his first kiss I mean it was with a dude and it was on a dare but he was a pretty good-looking dude you know I pulled hoes I mean they were guy hoes but I still felt cool oh the buses here just don't talk to me and don't sit next to me Penelope Penelope I don't see why I can't sit next to you I'm your father oh you must want to say bye to your daughter oh no I'm actually going to school is that legal it's court ordered actually all right well then go sit down really I guess anybody can get on the bus what Dad I told you not to sit next to me well I don't have anywhere else to sit Penelope I don't have any friends besides this is like bonding time no it's not okay who's the [ __ ] you want to go uh I mean never mind young king uh wakanda forever what Dad look it's my first day and I I don't want any trouble okay um oh you know what uh hey would you like my lunch money oh cool yeah there you go bro dog see I'm already making friends what are we going to eat for lunch now we can eat when we get home the wheel the and and the wheels of the bus go and all through the town shut up Dad hey guys look I got a butter oh oh yeah we's check this out dad ew you're lucky I don't have a booger I'd be flicking up a storm dad what are you doing but I don't have a seat panelope no you can't sit here go sit up there I don't want to sit by myself I'll get lonely just go hey homeboy can I sit with you what uh nothing we're all good brother okay well this brings me back o a pencil but don't play with your pencil don't play with your pencil oh it's so cool it's like a spaceship or or or it's like a lightsaber take that Darth Vader all right crass before we get started today we have a new student would you like to come up here and introduce yourself oh no I'm a baseball player in the world series B just hit that [ __ ] out of the park home run and The Crowd Goes Wild dad the teacher calling you go up there hold on Penelope I got to hit one more home run and I win the World Series oh excuse me the guy playing with his pencil stop playing when your P come up here what if my WIA was this long I mean not very thick but it's a pretty good size although it's to pointy me me yeah okay hold on oh so embarrassing all right everyone this is the new student go ahead and introduce yourself uh I I'm a Brooklyn tea guy No Cap facts you know and I know what you're thinking you look like you're too old to be here well well I am cuz you see I never graduated elementary school so they're making me do it again so you know stay in school kids you know keep keep off that Tik Tock cuz I know you guys like Tik Tok right you seen that kid that does this he's got like the backpack and he flosses you guys have seen that right or maybe you know this one Charlie bit my finger Ouch Charlie you you remember that I wonder what they're doing anyway I'm Penelope's dad but uh she doesn't want you to know that cuz she's she's embarrassed you know cuz she came out my nut sack [ __ ] slaps my legs when I walk talking talking freeballing anyway don't make fun of Penelope too much she just started her period you know that that's that's when you bleed out of your gu I'm really glad us guys don't have to worry about that the closest we have is when we eat too much Taco Bell and a butthole bleeds all right well anyway uh I'm a cop so uh but not right now you know so if anybody's got that Mary Jane hit a brother up you know that that Devil's lettuce that jazz cabbage homeboy in the bag knows what I'm talking about all right that's enough from you go sit down okay so panelope how' I do I hate my life oh you teenage girls and your emotions just wait till you grow up and have real problems hey Penelope I heard you just started your period I'm going to die no you're not it's only going to bleed out for a few days every month for the rest of your life hey do you want to be friends oh you're Penelope's dad right yeah I'll be your friend if you give me brownie points to smash your daughter one day H you know it took balls to say that to me I like you hey you wanted lightsaber fight of course I want to light superer fight come on I'm Darth B I'm Darth V I'm Darth I'm Darth I'm Darth I can't believe this is my life all right class we have a spelling test today so everyone get out a piece of paper and I'm going to read off random words and you have to spell them oh shoot hey Penelope can I borrow some paper you brought a backpack to school but no paper there's nothing in the backpack I just brought it cuz it looked cool I got it from smlmerch.com Link in the description fine thank you okay teach I'm ready for this spelling test what's the first word going to be cat dog something like that the first word you got to spell is posum well that's easy posum p o SS u m du hey Penelope you spell it right turn around dad stop looking at my paper what Penelope what the hell are you doing why' you start it with an O that's how you spell pum no it's not Penelope is your brain okay it starts with an O Dad it's pronounced pum not AAS it's not a French posum Penelope stupid all right cross the next word you're going to spell is pterodactyl this is easy did you spell this one right Penelope yes Dad what Penelope are you having a stroke or something pterodactyl does not start with a P posum starts with a p and pterodactyl starts with a T the p is silent why would they do that Penelope why would they have a secret PE what's the secret about you're going to fail this test no you're going to fail this test and then I'm going to have to ground you you're the worst what to spell all right CR the next word you're going to spell is pneumonia I know how to spell pneumonia I'm a doctor hey Penelope did you get this one right yes Dad Jesus Penelope what is with you in all these P's the p is silent pneumonia does not start with a P I know this I'm a doctor I don't see how it starts with an N it starts with a p no it doesn't CR no talking why you taking a test or you fail no no teacher I have a question okay what have you been teaching my daughter because she thinks pum starts with an O pterodactyl starts with a p and pneumonia also starts with a P but what is this because that's the correct way you spell those words but really no no no no no I have to check this out hold on let me just Google it real quick what oh no [ __ ] huh well I guess I'm wrong well look I haven't had to spell things in a long time okay well thank you for giving everyone the answers anyway crft we'll try another spelling test tomorrow now what we're going to do is a science experiment good going dad now I have to take another test tomorrow yeah well I I I knew those were the answers the whole time no you didn't yes I did I was just trying to let everybody know you know just just help a brother out right right dog you know you know what I'm talking about about hey why are we making him sit in the back huh that's that's messed up there needs to be some changes around here I I got your back bro all right crass for today's science experiment I'm going to show you the chemical reaction between vinegar and baking soda in this bottle I have vinegar and in this balloon I have baking soda when I lift the balloon up the baking soda will drop into the vinegar causing a chemical reaction and the gas will inflate the balloon allow me to demonstrate W that's so cool I want to do it I want to do it I can do that with my buttthole huh that's pretty neat hey Penelope you want to be my partner nope I'm good we're going to be partners all right CR now I'm going to come around and give you the tool so you can recreate this experiment all right Cody flip it flip it flip it okay here we go W sploosh oh look oh look how big it's getting oh that's hot I I am aroused oh boy okay Jeffy whip it this shit's about to be [Applause] crazy how you doing that how it get so big it's a BL so fzy oh my God how it doing that so FY oh my God it's so crazy oh this looks so cool come on Penelope flip ours okay oh this is going to be great here it goes let it's doing it no it's not what is happening what come on man nothing's happening what what did you do wrong I I didn't do anything wrong it's just it's not working this is dumb why are we even doing this this is stupid why are we going through all this trouble we could just blow it up with our mouths we have lungs for a reason that's not the point d yeah I don't care if it's the point this is stupid teacher this is stupid if something went wrong with your experiment it's because you didn't follow directions what didn't follow directions what are you talking about she lifted up the balloon the little [ __ ] fell in the bottle and then nothing happened come on man all right CR the next thing we're going to do is math so what I'm going to do is I'm going to hold up a math card and whoever shouts out the correct answer first will get one Skittle now let's get started yes something I'm finally good at I'm good at math hey Penelope my mouth is about to be full of Skittles all right first question 9 - 6 ooh ooh me me me me me three correct catch that's good what the hell I didn't know we could just shout it out I thought we were raising hands okay I got the next one all right next question 9 + 11 George Bush Twin Towers inside job guys shut up the Pentagon is the most surveillance building in the world you're telling me it only got seven frames of a blurry object hitting it that's not the answer to the math problem the gas station next door got the surveillance footage taken by the FBI 18 20 the 20 that is correct Penelope ah damn it I wanted a Skittle all right the next question is 9+ 12 21 I said it first no I said it first no I said it first I said it first I said it first good job panope a no no no no no I clearly said it first shut up Dad no this teacher is discriminating against us me and my boy back there yeah he hasn't given either one of us a skill I think it's a skin problem start getting the math problems right you'll get a Skittle no no no no no I'm done with this I'm about to come up there and take the whole damn bag of Skittles I'd like to see you drive okay bet I'm about to throw Haymakers yo dog you're going to back me up what let's get him come on what's good dog you want to go come on I bet you won't do anything come on do something do something ow the teacher hit me right in the eye you guys see the teacher hit me wait hey pel your dad's crying in front of the whole class this is the most embarrassing day of my life well guy it looks like you found a loophole we agreed to drop the charges on the teacher if he would pass you from the fifth grade so congratulations you passed the fifth grade yes that's right hey guys what are you doing oh Cody did you know your mom's famous yeah dude they put her in the magazine twice I didn't know your mom was a model it's like a special coloring magazine where you get to color pictures of the models like look here's your mom waving her tail and here's your mom just standing there oh good my mom's a hippo now that's new a big fat hippo cuz your mom's fat no I get it and your mom's still a whale classic yeah cuz she's a big fat whale guys I get it can we please do something else Cody why is your shirt so small oh I got an extra small shirt to show off my abs here peep them actually this is a new shirt and it shrunk when my mom washed it but it's still a good conversation start Cody you have like a little black piece of something in your tooth what yeah like show me your tooth uh yeah you have like a little black dot like a piece of pepper in your tooth a piece of pepper I haven't eaten any pepper today is it gone sure okay you want to help us color a picture of your mom no guys I said I want to do something else well you can start by getting that piece of pepper out of your tooth but you said it was gone stupid friends lunch is ready oh guys Chef peipi said Lunch is ready let's go eat junior is there something in my tooth or not wa look at these sandwiches dude Chef peipi did not make this he got this off of uber East I can tell pardon my language but pretty bitching lunch Chef peeee a fraking goog what did I do to deserve this what's this Cheez itss Don't Mind If I Do let me just light one of these joints up real quick ow damn it what's wrong Cody I think the Chee it was too hot it hurt my tooth cheets aren't hot they have no temperature Cody well it hurt my tooth when I bit into it maybe it's that piece of pepper that's on your tooth wait do I have something on my tooth or not yes what you said I didn't I didn't want to talk about it anymore what do you think it is I don't know maybe a cavity no no no that's impossible guys it can't be a cavity I brush my teeth two times a month once on the first and once on the 15th I think you're supposed to brush your teeth two times a day no that would be ridiculous Junior that would waste too much toothpaste all that toothpaste going down the drain would end up in the ocean fish don't have teeth they don't need toothpaste and dental floss that would choke a sea turtle no thank you well you're supposed to brush your teeth every day Cody well cavemen didn't brush their teeth and they turned out fine cavemen died when they were like 20 yeah from like falling off a boulder and getting eaten by a bat not their teeth okay well I don't know what to tell you Cody I going eat my sandwich what do you guys really think it's a it's a cavity I think it's a cavity Cody well that would be really bad you guys if my parents find out I have a cavity they'll ground me and send me to Europe send you to Europe why well they say that Europe is full of people who have bad teeth and that's where people with bad teeth belong so if they find out I have a cavity they'll send me to Europe well they will'll never see you again I know this is bad guys okay let's call a dentist and get your tooth fixed so your parents will never find out okay well find one more of these cheit damn it okay fine let's call this dentist come on hey Leah somebody call a dentist yeah Cody has a cavity hey hey nobody has a cavity until I say they have a cavity I'm the dentist I have a degree do you have a degree no that's what I thought now shut up how's my bread smell smell like onions I didn't want onions on my sandwich but they put them on there anyway nobody ever listens to me hey you you like onions no let me see your teeth okay those are actually pretty nice thank you okay but nobody has a cavity until I say they do got it now say ah ah oh no that that actually is a cavity sorry you knew what you were talking about are you sure you're not a dentist I'm not a dentist do you want to be my dental assistant you're pretty good at it yeah sure okay so what do you think we should do now uh fix his cavity H H yes I concur okay so I can do one or two things here I could use no pain meds and just drill right into your tooth which would hurt really bad but you'd be a badass or I could use pain meds and drill into your tooth but you'd be a little [ __ ] baby I don't want to be a little [ __ ] baby yeah you don't want to be that Cody so no pain meds no pain meds yes okay but first we're going to have to bill your parents insurance no no no no no we can't tell my parents about this yeah if his parents find out he has a cavity they're going to send him to Europe yeah he'll have to learn to say bonjour that's France Jo J not Europe dude that's still in Europe no it's not yes it is guys can we just focus here pleas Joseph's trying to say that ratat was filmed in Europe well it wasn't filmed anywhere it was animated it wasn't called Europe atoui well it wasn't called France atoui either it was called Ratatouille cuz there were rats Cody well I know that but where it was filmed doesn't matter it it's all that matters it was filmed in France they were French which is in Europe but no yes yes yes it is so shut up stop arguing about it Cody does nobody he's talking about never does are we still talking about teeth here oh yeah we got to fix his cavity so if he if we don't use the insurance how much ises it cost in cash oh it's going to cost about $1,000 $11,000 we don't have that kind of money well the medical bills cost money this ain't Europe okay well what else do you suggest we do um let me see those teeth again uh well they do kind of look like baby teeth I I think maybe I could probably pull them out then you could just say you lost it but Cody you still have baby teeth yeah I hit puberty late what okay so how much will it cost to take the tooth out it would still cost about $1,000 what we don't have that kind of money I'm sorry but Dennis got to make money somehow uh I I guess you guys could probably take it out on your own for free mhm mhm what what's going on what I don't know this is weird I'm I'm I'm leaving what the hell was that about Junior I was agreeing I was like we can take it out ourselves we don't need him why didn't you just say that why were you being all secretive about it I didn't want him to know cuz like I didn't want him to get mad that we weren't going to use him but why were you making such a big deal out of it just say how about this we tie a string around your tooth we slam a door that tooth comes out you just tell your parents you lost your tooth okay anything did not go to Europe let's go okay Cody I have the string tied to this door knob and your tooth so when I slam this door your tooth's going to come flying out okay ow did it come out no it just hit me with the door I didn't slam it hard enough all right are you ready yeah ow did it work no dude let me try it you guys are just beating me up with the door now oh the door doesn't have enough horsepower to pull his tooth out what the door doesn't have enough horsepower to pull your tooth out it doesn't have any horsepower it's a door oh we should use a car right no let's go use a car Cody okay Jeffy this is what we need you to do we have this string attached to your car all the way to Cody's tooth when I say go you floor it so it pulled his tooth out got it Junior all right let's go tell Cody what's going on okay dud all right Cody when I yell go jeffy's going to speed off and pull your tooth out with this car are you sure this is safe Junior yeah it's safe I tied the string to the tire so all the power can pull your tooth out what the tire go Jeffy y Junior stop ow man Cody that tooth is really in there Junior I could have been killed if that string hadn't broke I would have gotten pulled under the tires and run over Dude I knew we should have used rope oh yeah rope would have been a lot stronger no we shouldn't have done it at all man Cody your face looks really bad yeah my face really hurts from the road rash I mean it looks better than the freckles yeah you look like Freddy kougar Krueger that's what I said no no you said cougar cougar tuy red toy what what no guys we need to get this tooth out somehow oh I got an idea that isn't dangerous a I was going to say we push him out of a hot air balloon that would awesome how would that get the tooth out when you hit the ground your tooth would fly out oh impact yeah guys come up with something better ooh Joseph see that weight over there grab it okay oh you're going to like this one C it's going to work okay so we tie a string around this weight and then we throw it off a balcony and then the strings attached to your tooth and then the weight from the weight pulls the tooth out your mouth now now that that could work okay let's do that okay Cody I'm going to drop this weight off the balcony and the force of it should pull your tooth out okay okay all right here we go yeah Cody did the tooth come out no I think I broke my nose dang it dude this tooth is persistent you want to try the weight one more time Cody no well I have no more ideas then o I think I have an idea dude follow me oh come on Cody I don't think I want to come on okay Joseph what's your plan I hired a professional boxer to knock his teeth out I mean tooth out wait which is it teeth or tooth tomato tomato no no it's not the same thing one is more than the other yeah I think you would mean tomato Tomatoes o I see what you're saying yes exactly but I just want the Tomato okay you can eat after we fix your cavity no I mean the two tooth has a cavity in it we're going to get it fixed just punch me okay uh where's the boxer at uh he's here right now oh what suck I want to get his teeth KN out oh he's right here so Cody open your mouth you see that tooth with the cavity in it we want you to knock that tooth out okay I've knocked plenty of teeth out this AR going to be a problem all right Cody stand real still all right punch him oh I connected that one I connected that one Cody you okay he did it he knocked my tooth out wait why is there two junior did he get it uh he didn't knock out the tooth with the cavity what that means he knocked out my two good teeth they're obviously not that good if they came out that easily yeah they're all yellow I wouldn't say they're good teeth I think that cavity is making your tooth stronger this is stupid just hit me again okay did he get it uh hit him again how about now it's still in there hit him again okay he has to have gotten it right uh do it again one more time I'm I'm starting to enjoy this J oh me too dud do it again hit him as hard as you can all right it still didn't work I can hit him again no just leave all right actually actually actually one more time all right that tooth is still in there dude I think that tooth made a steal or something yeah I just Cody I don't know what to do I think I should just tell my parents I have a cavity but you want to live in Europe I guess he really wants to eat those frog legs dude yeah whatever they eat there we have frog legs here you just want to see the pyramids what that's in Egypt the Great Walls yeah China all right listen um I have an idea I have some old leftover fireworks from the 4th of July I can just tie a string around your tooth and on a rocket why because it'll burn my face a rocket won't burn your face a rocket is really fast so if I tie it to a rocket a rocket will shoot up in the air and take your tooth to space they're called fireworks the fire will burn my face fireworks are really fast Joseph yeah they're really really fast like the speed of light you won't even feel it dude yeah it's so fast okay you know what yeah let's do it all right let's go come on okay Cody I tied a string around this rocket and around your tooth so when I light the rocket it's going to fly in the air and pull your tooth out you know now that I'm actually looking at it I don't think I want to do this anymore come on Cody the worst thing that could happen is that the tooth does not come out and the rocket takes you into space and you go see Jupiter I'd rather see Uranus like seriously can we go to your room come on Cody you got to do the rocket I don't know guys I'm scared don't [ __ ] out now yeah you have big balls Cody I know you do I mean I have pretty average sized balls oh come on look are you going to do it or not okay okay let me light it Joseph back up okay dude okay Joseph I lit it dude this is going to be so cool he might die I know wa I don't think he went to space dude uh let's go inside so dude now that Cody's dead who's going to be our third friend I guess Jeffy what Cody you're still alive damn you still kicking bro yeah yeah you were supposed to kill the S not join them yeah you're supposed to bring balance to the force not leave it in darkness I hate you I you let me see your tooth Cody it's still there not even the firework pulled it out I almost died but what did you see did you see space I didn't see anything my face was on fire guys I think I'm just going to give up but no you can't give up you have to go to Europe Cody I'm here to pick you up oh my God Cody what happened to you uh he he fell in the oven and it burned him up and then it accidentally burned a cavity into his tooth oh no Cody it's a good thing you didn't get that cavity from not brushing or else you'd have to go live in Europe no he didn't get it from not brushing he got it cuz the oven burnt it into his tooth yep come on Cody let's go back home we're going to sue the oven company so Mommy can get paid okay what's wrong Joseph we're just such good friends dude I know so guys what do you want to do today I'm getting kind of hungry me too dude yeah I guess I'm I'm hungry also me four so what do you want to eat you want to go to McDonald's and get some Happy Meals sounds like a plan Junior yeah let's do it dude what the news is on you guys the news is on Junior turn up the news I need to hear it okay damn breaking news Okay McDonald's is now offering adult Happy Meals happy meals for adults you must be 18 years or older to purchase these Happy Meals if you are caught purchasing or eating these adult happy meals under the age of 18 the penalty can be up to a year in jail adult happy meal dude I wish I could have one yeah me too but guys we're not 18 yet they're adult happy meals for a reason we're just going to have to stick to Little Baby [ __ ] meals until we turn 18 well I'm 18 years old so I can have any adult Happy Meal lucky that's so crazy it's not fail you get to have one a we can't wait we're hanging out with an 18-year-old wait what if Jeffy goes and buys adult happy meals for us yeah I'll drive but guys that's illegal if we get caught we're going to go to jail God I hate you shut the H up shut shut up damn it yeah God we're going to do something cool we e adult Happy Meals just stop saying things and come on okay I'm so excited to get the adult Happy Meal me too Junior make your M's nuggets mine too dude all right check it we're all adults so can I get four adult Happy Meals all with chicken nuggets and Sprite and of course you know we want that honey mustard so cool or happy adult Happy Meals yes yeah the nuggets with honey mustard and Sprites absolutely what if they IDE us we're not 18 shut up Cody oh hopefully they don't ID us you better hide in the back okay they're not going to ID you that's so cool I can't believe we got our adult Happy Meals they didn't even IDE us I know Junior let's sing the We got adult Happy Meals song we just got adult happy meals and we are going to eat them yes we are going to eat them yes we are going to eat them we are going to eat them and they're going to be delicious wait what's that noise oh my God you guys it's the cops we're getting pulled over run [ __ ] uh dispatch I'm trying to pull over a car with an expired tag but stand by it doesn't look like they're pulling over Jeffy the cops pull over no Junior I can out run him no pull over yeah Jeffy keep going I'll bust a few shots at him to scare him away what you never Take Me Alive D [ __ ] Jesus Christ dispatch is shooting at me I need backup I'm all out of ammo Jeffy pull over we're going to run for it all right J I'm pulling over yeah pull over pull over pull over okay okay I think they're pulling over I don't know what they're doing I'm going to proceed with caution okay everyone run grab your Happy Meals I'm out of here [Music] dude guys my seat Bel stuck help wait where didd you put your seat belt on he was driving crazy I didn't want to go through the windshield Cody it's stuck and the cops right there I got to run I got to run no oh they get out of the car they're running I'm pursuing on foot dude oh dude the cop's getting Cody just leave him leave him leave him no he's going to snitch Cody would not do that dude he's the biggest snitch I know you're you're right we have to go get Cody yeah he can't take all three of us let's go aha caught by the seat belt huh well you and your friends are in a lot of trouble but if you snitch I'll let you go time up guys time up up up get in there all right now let's go home and eat our adult Happy Meal yeah sit that right there and shut up while we eat our adult Happy Meals yeah punk what you guys kidnapped the cop yeah we didn't want to to arrest you but guys now our charges are going to be 10 times worse than they already were what were our Charges going to be before well before it was just going to be us getting these adult Happy Meals but now it's kidnapping eluding the police shooting at the police assault in battery and expired tags well look now we have to kill them cuz you say admitted to everything in front of them oh dude where's the baseball bat well Joseph before we kill him let's eat our adult Happy Meal oo yeah what toy do we get ooh cool I got the Hamburglar I got old ducky high on quack oh I got a fren fry guy wait they didn't give me a toy Junior how would an adult react I'm going to go home and beat my wife exactly okay you know what actually go back to being a kid they didn't give me a toy my adult happy me that's actually better dumb this St thing is stupid and dumb yeah I don't really get why these can't be for kids and I also don't really get why he has four eyes and looks like he was drawn by a 5-year-old he don't have are dumb maybe the food tastes different maybe maybe it tastes like for adults Well ma'am I don't know how to tell you this but your husband's been kid now and we don't even know if he's still alive oh my poy there there ma'am if you ever need a rebound I'm available everyone back up She's Mine I've been waiting for this moment for years Ken if you ever need a pelvis to cry on mine's freshly saved I don't think I'm ready to move on just yet oh sure you are sure you are listen why don't we go back to my place and grab some drinks maybe some orange juice I don't think that sounds safe for me oh it's going to be super safe we just s a missionary okay everybody get the hell out of my office this chicken nugget doesn't taste any different than a normal Happy Meal yeah and these fries are no different than the free medium french fries I get from McDonald's every week which I guess I'll have next week cuz I have these right now I mean the toy pretty cool though dude look I'm a French Fred man his name is not French Fred man his name is Cactus buddy what he doesn't even look like a cactus dude he looks like a french fry I have no idea what's going on the news breaking news a police officer has been kidnapped if you've seen this police officer call 911 immediately the kidnappers are believed to be armed and extremely dangerous junior did you hear the news hear what they said on the news you you hear it you hear the news yes Cody I heard the news you did you heard the news yeah they're looking for the cop that we kidnapped guys we're going to go to jail for a million billion bajillion years no we're not Cody no one's ever going to find out the cop is here well how Junior we can't keep him here forever sure we can we can take care of him we can feed them adult Happy Meals we can feed them french fries and chicken nuggets or we could just eat them like Jeffrey dmer did did someone say Jeff Jeffrey no he said Jeffrey oh close enough no no no one's eating anyone listen we can take care of him guys like taking care of a baby all we got to do is feed him and he'll be good okay wouldn't you like that little fella look at that he's not his head he's so happy guys I don't want to be a part of this I'm getting out of here before the cops come but I'm taking the Hamburglar with me but don't take the hamburger that's the coolest one yeah all right let's take the duct tape off of them and see if we can reason with them okay dude you kids aren't going to get away with this I've seen your faces dude he's really pissing me off can I kill him now no we're not going to kill him we're going to work out a deal why are you so cranky Mr Officer do you want a chicken nugget or a french fry no I do not want a chicken nugget or a french fry you guys kidnap me I want you to let me go we're not going to let you go cuz then you're going to arrest us yes I will well then there's no reason for us to let you go cuz you're going to arrest us uh okay well maybe I can talk to the judge and get you a light of sentence that's not good enough yeah I need $50 million a private jet and two tickets to see drinking concert but that's completely unreasonable I can't get those things well well just the two tickets to see drinking concert then how about you just drop our charges and we'll let you go but no I can't do any of of that okay then we're not going to let you go until you drop the charges and you sign a contract saying you're not going to arrest us and it's notorized but nobody's going to notorized anything if they see me tied up well then I'll get a blind notary what would be the point of a blind notary well I don't know Jeffy do you know a notary yeah I know a notary I'll go get him all right well he's going to go get a notary you're going to notarize a document saying you're not going to arrest us yeah hey Junior I think I found your notary when I asked him if he was your notary he went well no you have to get out of here you're part of the bad company that tried to sue us well no he's actually owned by Microsoft he is yeah he's owned by Rare which is a subsidiary of Microsoft but his first game was on the 64 console yeah but then Microsoft bought the rights to him that's why the third game is so shitty on the Xbox 360 but he's in the new Smash fighting game well yeah but I'm pretty sure we're in the clear no I don't want to risk it you should just get out of here I I don't want to get sued so what are we going to do now wait what kind of toys did you guys get with these adult Happy Meals uh we got the cactus buddy we got the birdie and we got the Hamburg you got the Hamburglar that's super rare I want one of those well well Cody has it and he left W okay okay I'll tell you what if you can get me the Hamburglar I'll pretend none of this ever happened and I'll drop all the charges oh but but but Cody has the hamburger at his house look if you can get him from your friend then we can have a deal okay guys we have to go to Cody's house and get the hamburger cuz he'll drop all the charges okay dude okay that was a good distraction now get me the hell out of here all right guys we're going to knock on the door Cody's going to give us the Hamburglar and they're going to drop all the charges all right let's do it hello oh Tyrone come look Christmas carolers they're early ooh Christmas carolers wait wait s the one with the no it's October sing it rudol the red nose reindeer a no no no no it's all wrong it's off key damn it now bring me some Jeffy P we're not Christmas carers we're here to see Cody oh he's in his bedroom with his new Dolly yeah we want to go see him oh no no when Cody gets a new Dolly he likes to uhou it mhm yeah it's true well he said that we could come see it oh okay he's experimenting with something new come right in freaking oh Hamburglar What secrets do you have in your mind hey Cody what guys what are you doing here you didn't bring the cops here did you no but we need the Hamburglar back but no he's mine but the cop said if we give him the Hamburglar he'll drop all the charges well of course he said that this is the coolest toy well look we have to take it cuz we let the charges drop but no I'm not letting you have him Joseph Jeffy tack no no no no no get off me all right Cody I'm going to go give the toy to the cop and when the charg are dropped we'll come back no no my Hamburglar bring me back my Hamburglar all right Simmons when they get back we're going to tackle them and arrest them well how many are there mate there's four I get two you get two well what if they're really strong they're not strong Simmons they're kids well they were strong enough to kidnap you and tell you up yeah well don't worry about it Simmons we got this okay they're coming hi all right I got the Hamburglar toy wait where' the officer go get them Simmons I'm under arrest thought you could kidnpped me huh where are your friends they already left the country well looks like you're getting all the charges then cuff them Simmons I don't have any handcuffs really you don't have any handcuffs no I don't want to go to jail yeah well maybe you should have thought about that before you got those half Happy Meals and you fleed from me and you beat me up and you kidnapped me and you you did all that oh look I got you the hamburger to you said you'd leave me alone you think I care about this stupid little toy look we got to work out a deal I Won't Last a Day in jail please H work something out huh like like some kind of game okay I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 if you can guess what that number is I'll let you go uh seven damn it um if you can guess that number again I'll let you go oh seven damn it oh come on I didn't think you'd guess seven again I thought it was being tricky okay if you can guess that number a third time I will let you go uh four ha it was three you suck balls suck ball says what what you suck balls you're under arrest ha oh come on you said if I got you the hamburger toy you would drop all the charges and you actually believed me did you really say that mate what that if the kid got you the Hamburglar toy you'd let him go well yeah but I needed a distraction well you can't just lie to the kid like that that makes you a liar is that really the example you want to set for children being a liar no but I mean you know if you're a liar Santa Claus won't come see you mate no but I got such a long list this year well then you need to do the right thing and tell the truth okay fine I guess you can go and I'm going to drop all the charges and blah blah blah blah and all the noise noise noise noise noise and the last can of who has okay so I'm free to go yeah I guess so but mate the captain wanted us to arrest someone H well I guess we could arrest the Hamburglar we could just say he was trying to burgle my hamburgers well your mom was trying to Burg on my hamburgers last night oh come on Simmons all right let's get out of here

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Id: iQoYDSr6Vdg

Length: 45min 24sec (2724 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 11 2024