SML Movie: Junior's Crazy Girlfriend!

all right CR welcome to the second day of school it's technically the first day of school because you didn't go to school on Monday because the bus got stolen and then exploded so I'm sure you are all traumatized from that so today is going to be a free day so you get to Just Talk Amongst yourselves and I'm going to be over here listening to my Chinese Heritage Music I can't be your Batman cuz i' be robbing I want no lap dance B give me nuggin guys we have a free day well I'm going home I'm going to practice quantum theory hey Cody you dare me to ask Penelope to be my girlfriend she's going to say no watch this hey Penelope since we have a free day you want to make out e no Junior so you don't want to be my girlfriend no well then I'll ask another girl hey Jenny wobble knes yes Junior wow you got some wobbly knees yes that's my name well do you want to be my girlfriend oh yes of course what hell no Junior I'll be your girlfriend what you will yeah I want to be your girlfriend uh well you just said no no but I I changed my mind I I I love you oh you do yeah hey Cody I got a girlfriend oh that's cool I mean I prefer pickle smooching but hey whatever else is your jimm hey Penelope you're dating me now so you want to come over to my house and hang out yeah of course all right let's go okay so Penelope now that we're boyfriend and girlfriend what do you want to do ooh let's watch Netflix Oh I know how that ends what are you talking about you know Netflix and chill what's that you know while you're watching Netflix after a while it says are you still watching someone's daughter what yeah let's watch Netflix okay what do you want to watch let's watch Bridger 10 is that a documentary on Bridges no Junior it's a period piece it's about women's periods no Junior it's about the Bridgeton family finding love that sounds gay let's watch Toby McGuire Spider-Man no come on Junior let's watch the first episode I promise you'll love it okay oh Simon yes my you know we can't get caught together oh relax darling all we did was tongue punch each other's fat boxes Simon what are you doing in secret with this Harlot oh [ __ ] nothing well I can see her ankles and her Nikes you must marry her for soiling her innocence trust me old chap I've done much more than soil just her innocence Simon if you're going to marry me you must know I'm a man oh trust me darling I already know yeah we all know we all know oh my God isn't this show amazing I have AIDS don't you like it oh no it's great I knew you would like it Junior get off your phone you're going to miss it I'm sure I'm not missing a damn thing what are you doing oh I'm just texting my boy's group chat what are you saying we're just talking about the homework the teacher gave out the teacher didn't give out homework J here this [ __ ] is boring as hell someone shoot me Junior this is boring to you wait the show is boring but not you do you want me to leave no no no no no let's just do something else Netflix is lame oh I could do your makeup I'm a I'm a boy I don't wear makeup oh come on Junior it'd be super fun and you'd look so cute cute I don't I don't know come on Junior oh my God Junior you look so good this is so embarrassing did you really have to put earrings in they're clip on no they're not you pushed them right through my ear hey Junior ready for boys night boys night oh Junior oh no they didn't Massacre my boy guys it's not what it looks like she wanted to put makeup on me for fun Junior this is pretty gay and I'm gay please tell me you didn't chop it off dude you better wipe this makeup off right now no Junior you can wash it off later I want pictures you are not taking pictures of looking like this junior what are your friends doing here you're supposed to be hanging out with me but every Friday night is boys night well tell them to leave but no these are my boys we we've done everything together we've peed our pants together we've actually peed on each other before that was my favorite day what we're blood hounds more like piss hounds we're piss Pals we made it piss packed piss is thicker than blood mhm well I actually have a UTI so it's kind of both ew listen Penelope if you just let me hang out with them tonight I promise I'll hang out with you all day tomorrow fine Junior but share your Lo with me so I know where you're at at all times okay dang I ain't know my boy was in prison free Junior yeah Junior that's a little extreme listen guys I finally have a girlfriend and I don't want her to break out with me so I'm just sharing my location okay what do you want to do well now that she's gone you want to go see Blue Beetle of course I want to go see Blue Beetle guys all right let's go let's go hold on hold on hold on let me call penel and tell her what I'm doing why because she's going to see my location at the movies and she's going to question it let me just call her real quick just really quick okay guys it's ringing hi Junior you missed me already yeah that that's why I'm calling what you doing you know just hanging out with the boys you saw them prove it guys can you talk so she knows you're here hey Penelope it's me Cody oh oh blow my back out Junior oh who's that uh it's just Joseph screwing around Joseph actually talk oh no it's Josephine with a fat ass oh junior is that a girl oh Cody pleas Cody tell her no Penelope it's me Cody that's just Joseph oh okay I believe you now so I was calling because my friends want to go see Blue Beetle in the movies and I was was wondering if I can go with them no Junior I wanted to watch that with you well can you come with us tonight no let's go tomorrow okay I won't go okay I'll check your location later okay thank you I can't go guys you hear that Cody oh it sounds like somebody's [ __ ] whip yeah Junior how heavy is the chain well guys I want to go with you I just can't no you want to stay back and paint your fingernails and stick your dick in your ass I get it I get it I'm going leave you pe well no no guys you know I will leave my phone here and I will go with you guys oh he actually has a dick Cody oh yeah Junior way to whip it out yeah guys let's go let me wipe this makeup off and we'll go I'm leaving my phone all right guys let's watch Blue Beetle anybody want some corn that's been popped hey Cody how long is this movie I don't know like 2 hours 2 hours dude what's the problem enjoy the movie yeah it's a length of a normal movie no this movie is super long can we leave up to 30 minutes if it sucks no but but what if she's calling me Junior stop worrying about it and watch Blue Beetle yeah enjoy yourself but what if she's talking to another guy because I'm not answering dude you're finally out the leash and you won't watch the movie yeah okay you know what I'm being crazy I'm being crazy uh guys what if that girl next to me what if she's Penelope's friend and sends a picture of me at the movies Junior that's not going to happen you're not dating the girl from Spy Kids are you taking a picture of me no do you know who Penelope is who junior leave that girl alone okay you're right you're right I'm just going to watch the movie and eat some eat some popcorn oh thank God that movie's over where's my phone it's right here oh Jesus Junior this is borderline psychotic over a 100 Miss calls damn dude how big is it obviously you packing something and she's this crazy I just started dating her today yeah you should probably call her back oh she's going to be mad what do I tell her just tell her you into the movies with us no Cody you never tell women the truth don't make it easy for them stupid yeah I'm going to lie to her and say I was in the bathroom or something for 2 hours I'll tell her that I ate an expired can of SpaghettiOs it'll do it to you I guess all right let me call her everyone shut up sh all right guys it's ringing Junior what's wrong I called you 106 times why didn't you answer you called me 106 times that's sounds like perfectly normal behavior but look I didn't answer my phone cuz I was in the bathroom and I left my phone on the couch no one leaves their phone when they go to the bathroom well I ate an expired can of SpaghettiOs and poop just started leaking out my butt so I just ran to the bathroom for 2 hours yeah I ran out of toilet paper so then Chef peipi had to go to the store and get me more toilet paper I don't believe you Junior you had some girl over I did not have a girl over I still have Joseph and Cody Cody say hi hi Penelope say hi Joseph I put it right there daddy yeah right on my face oh it smells so nice put it on my lip oh yeah Junior I'm coming over right now okay fine yeah come over this I have nothing to hide Joseph why would you do that oh dude I don't give a [ __ ] dude I just want destruction guys okay look we have to get a can of expired spaghettio so she knows I'm telling the truth or you could just tell her the truth no you never be honest with women Cody okay that's her guys get the SpaghettiOs hello where is she who the girl there is no other girl it's just Joseph and Cody okay prove it okay I'll show you see Penelope it's just Joseph and Cody now where's that can of SpaghettiOs oh I don't know dude I was just telling Cody about how amazing Blue Beetle was remember Junior you saw Blue Beetle without me oh no no no they went and saw it while I was in the bathroom my my phone was here the location was here or you could have left your phone behind for 2 hours while you saw the movie Bingo she's a smart one that did not happen I was here in the bathroom oh yeah then why did my friend Amelia send me this selfie huh oh Cody that girl did take a picture of us damn cutting 4K Junior you lied to me look I just wanted to go see Blue Beetle with my friends if you ever do this again I'm breaking up with you I'll never do it again and if I FaceTime you and you don't answer it's over I'll always answer damn you didn't tell me you cut it off again can I keep it I mean you're not using it come on yeah Junior you're being kind of a s well no I'm not being a s guys a whole lot of s Behavior dude come on guys I just wanted to date Penelope for years and I'm finally dating her I didn't know she'd be a little crazy a little I'd hate to see what a lot looks like so you guys think I should break up with her yes yeah that [ __ ] baloney dude yeah that [ __ ] is baloney yeah Oscar Meer Jor okay guys I'll break up with her but can you guys hide under the couch in case she tries to hit me okay I guess yeah I think I can squeeze under here okay Penelope can you come back here yes Junior well you know how we're dating yeah what if we didn't didn't what date Junior don't be silly we belong together we're going to have beautiful pale ginger babies oh yeah babies that b dulu shut up Joseph oh my bad dude uh nothing nothing so I was basically just trying to tell you that we I think that maybe it would be best if who's texting you Jenny wobblies do you want to make my knees wobble look she knows we're dating and she doesn't like you so she's just trying to get us to break up I'll block her right now yeah block her Junior I'm blocking her J just do it wait what dude what is that Cody Cody come out from under the couch hold on it's kind of a tight squeeze hey what's up Cody can you tell her for me oh what that she's baloney what yeah you're baloney what does that mean well you know it's like the worst lunch meat what I mean I'm more of a kosher ham and cheese man myself I'm a Black Forest ham kind of guy what is going on Joseph can you tell her for me okay dude look your ass is grass you need to go byy Vito get gone leave cuz you for the streets baby I'm so confused Cody can you tell her he's breaking up with you what why because you're crazy you called me 108 times you won't let me hang out with my friends you need my location it's just getting really bad but Junior you lied to me we just need to communicate better well it's true you did lie to her Junior so Junior we can fix this I'll see you tomorrow um I don't know if she understood what you were doing I'm confused did we break up I don't know it'd be like that sometimes dude I'm just going to put my Facebook to It's Complicated yeah that should cover [Music] it

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, junior, juniors crazy girlfriend, penelope, joke, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, friends, cody, joseph, crazy, girlfriend, fun, logan, lovell

Id: fHbWY1ta3jE

Length: 10min 59sec (659 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 29 2023