SML Movie: Bowser's Dinner Date [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] [Music] ah oh it's heavy there you go sir what is this monopoly you asked to play monopoly i don't want to play anymore [Music] but sir i i just spent like an hour getting it i don't care i want to do something evil maze of the evil that i haven't done in a while come on think think um well you haven't killed mario or even tried to kill him oh you haven't even put an effort into it so why don't you try to kill mario perfect i'ma try to kill mario okay um uh think of an idea that i could do to at least try to kill him um well you could try to kill him in a game of monopoly no i can't beat him a monopoly i am good at monopoly it runs in my family we're good board game people but i can't kill him in monopoly i want him exterminated dead vomitos you know off a little visa baby hmm well i you know i got it sir i got it okay pick me pick me pick me all right i pick you okay you could do this you could plan a fake dinner like you could tell you could send him a letter saying saying i'm sorry for everything i've done and i can you come to a dinner then you get your chef to cook him a dinner and poison it and then mario eats it and he's dead it's not too bad um okay so um go and give me some paper and a pen come on go well sir i don't have any arms i can't get you paper or pin but i got you i got you monopoly because i got i pushed it with my head but you're useless i'm coming sir uh what do you need what do you need what do you need i need you to go get me a pen and some paper so i can write this note to mario so we can have dinner tonight that that's kind of weird sir i don't care just go ahead and do it just give me the paper and pen okay now getting pen and paper doesn't take this long i'm sorry sir he go uh is it finally paper and pen really koopa really what you think i'm a girl or something i don't think why do you why do you say that i don't think you're a girl you got me white paper you know i like black paper but sure if you write on black paper it's hard to read i don't care you know what forget it i'm gonna write on it anyway okay well is that all you need i need you to help me write this paper because i'm not really good with writing i'm i'm more of a math guy okay or is it for like an english class no it's for mario we're going on a date well dinner it's not really a date it's more of a dinner because yeah um shelby's fixing us food but yeah it's not a date we're not kissing or anything well oh okay okay um say dear mario okay oh yeah yeah i knew that that sound good um mario love bowser [Music] yeah that looks right all right increase it okay koopa i need you to mail this off for me so mario can get it and we can have our dinner date dinner okay sir i will get it mailed faster than you can say fast fast you're not there yet hurry up i haven't grown any hair back since using that new lotion why won't you grow hair grow hair yo what's up homie alex uh hey toad what's perfect who are you what are you doing in here not just chilling in the cut that's my gay screw voice but yeah you know i was just just cruising down the highway then i noticed in your mailbox you had some duck there's a paper dog speak english what are you saying you have a letter homie a letter give me that yeah why are you what are you doing checking my mail you know i'd be creeping and stuff like that you don't just stay there i'm gonna read it real quick all right just get your education on dawg okay let's read this letter it's from bowser dear mario this is bowser your enemy bowser yeah that's right i'm writing this letter to invite you to an apology dinner i'm doing this to say sorry for all the kidnappings and hurtful things i have done to you please accept this invitation to this dinner served with the finest food cooked by my five star chef chef pee pee love bowser xoxo kisses and rainbows an apology dinner for me from bowser huh he's evil why would he invite me to an apology dinner he never apologizes oh no dog but i'm going to eat that food you feel me well would you go too yeah a [ __ ] be starving in these trees dog toad stop you're not a gangster and you're not cool you don't know my story toad you don't have a story you're not cool you're just you were born in a nice castle no man the struggle is real people are starving in these streets dog they starving just shut up okay i want you to do this go tell bowser that yes i will go to the dinner but if he tries anything sneaky like attacking me or or killing me then he said oh i'm gonna beat him up okay so tell him that tell him yes but the food better be delicious and my favorite food is donuts and and uh and some with cheese okay hey don't just save me the leftovers you know cause we starving in these streets get out of here okay i haven't got a reply yet i hope koopa sent that message off right yo oh hey bowser i mean you what's up homie bowser doji who are you you you know me i'm untold anyway i'm mario's messenger he he told me to come and tell you that he will be at your dinner tonight and that his favorite foods are um donuts or something with cheese perfect yes perfect my first date in forever so happy i mean i mean uh i'm gonna kill mario yeah yeah killing mario tonight ooh mario dead what did you say you're killing monopoly can we play can we play maybe later i have to go kill mario now how do they fit a kiss inside of aluminum foil it intrigues me it tastes so sweet oh baby oh maybe one more kiss yes bowser baby now bowser why do you always have to yell my name i'm cooking i'm doing my job if you really wanted some food you can just come in and ask hey chef pee pee would you cook me a delicious dinner and i'll be grateful just to cook you a dinner no yelling can occur okay all you need to do is ask no you don't tell me what to do okay [Applause] are you done now are you good do you feel like a big boy now yes i do feel like a big boy cause i'm a big boy big boy i don't care you know what i just need you to fix me something to eat fix me something to eat now all right so what would you like to eat big boy this is really important you cannot mess this up okay i'm having a meeting with a friend mario and i need you to make his favorite food was like something to do with donuts and cheese and after you make it perfectly i need you to poison it because i want him dead yeah i want him dead so so i need you to make it perfectly poison okay okay so let me let me get this theory you want me to poison somebody all right now hold on tell me how this donuts and cheese go together in any way tell me please be creative i know there's many ways you can be creative with that just um just all you need is donuts and uh i think cheese it and throw something healthy in there like lettuce you know i like to be healthy before i die yeah throw some lettuce in there okay um i can do that now one more thing poison where can i find poison i don't think we just no have poison laying around in the kitchen so where am i supposed to get poison and can he smell poison i'm pretty sure it has like a type of scent or something tell me like how am i supposed to have that in his food you're right you can probably smell the poison i know one thing he's allergic to mario cherries so if you can incorporate that with the uh ingredients it'll be perfect you can perfectly poison that i know you'll get sick off that and probably die okay i've heard it all now um people are allergic to cherries right whatever i'll just put it in the uh ingredients um and i'll call you whenever it's ready okay call me when it's ready i don't have a cell phone and you don't have free time so you only get five minutes so hurry up tighten up get to work oh yeah i forgot i have a time limit to cook let me get started okay now all i need is oh the donuts here's the donuts it's pretty simple recipe now okay put the donuts on the plate now all i need is the cheese next um open these things okay we place the cheese over the donuts now we're going to melt them come on in what are we gonna press we're probably gonna press like three minutes make sure it's safe [Music] okay it's done um disgusting oh god smells bad i hope these idiots like it okay now that's nasty now i gotta do the other one another three minutes [Music] milk milk cheese cheese cheese that nasty cheese nasty cheese the second plate of nasty stuff is ready smell like ass okay now for the lettuce oh it looks beautiful okay it's time for the cherries now how am i going to get these cherries inside of this without him seeing it i know okay i'm gonna take the grapes and i'm gonna smash them with the cherries and make a salsa dip for the horrible ass cheese perfect plan all right gotta bring it over here so i can have room first matter all right you have to line it up perfectly and then just go okay guys i had to cut that scene because it got a little too brutal now i realized it kind of looks like salsa but we're going to add a little more of real salsa to make it look even more real oh yeah does that not look like art or what yes no doesn't that look beautiful for disgusting meal it kind of looks appetizing okay now i got to deliver the place to the happy couple we're just gonna go like that okay bowser your food is ready really put it on the table all right okay okay play number one and plates number two all right my deed is done you guys do whatever you do hold on chef pee pee where are you going what i'm just going back into the kitchen no i need you to light this candle for me okay oh god stupid candle and seeing why you do it and get me in the mood all right um take me out to the board again take me out to the ball something about peanuts and crackers i love peanut butter cracker soup come on candle just lie please please please kendall don't yay okay all right i'm done here i'm done wait what come here boy come look at this have you seen it more beautiful see my throat up is more beautiful than this wait where the honest god do you think you're going i am going to the kitchen and that is my work station over there by the black stove that's the only place i am able to work i can't go and lay down because you're gonna call my name again so i might as well be back in the kitchen to be ready to prepare any more food no you're gonna be my waiter for today you're gonna serve the food i am not a server i am a chef a cook a professional i cannot be serving food i spent six years in culinary school to be cooking food i don't care you're gonna serve for me and you're gonna like it you got me oh man this looks beautiful chef peepee where's the silverware i'll get it in just a minute master now there there is your silverware are you happy now no have my guests arrived yet i don't know go check the door all right bowser the the cherries are in this salsa so you have to get him to eat the salsa okay now go extend the door check the door there's no down point oh hey um do you know where bowser is i'm looking for him oh you must be the party guest uh date or whatever yeah i'm here for the dinner yeah come on dude um the right this way right this way oh bowser your day has arrived i'm not his date whatever oh mario oh you look awesome tonight what um are those new overalls or a new hat neither i've kept the same hat and same overall for years oh you like to keep it original huh yeah um i i guess is that is that a new dog leash that you keep around your neck yes i'm glad you noticed yes i just purchased it from petco today okay uh the food looks questionable oh so you like it i i guess i don't know chosen just for you is that a cheese covered doughnut yup thought you would like it well i like cheese and i like donuts but i'm not sure if i like cheese covered doughnuts mario can you excuse me for one quick second a waiter oh yes master he doesn't like cheese donuts why why did you cook something he doesn't like i'm pretty sure he might like it he likes cheese he likes donuts so he might like it together just just let him try it first he better like it or is he off with your head whatever um just try it mario i'm pretty sure you'll like it i guess i'll try it i mean it's just it's cheese and donuts so i might like it and what is this is this like salsa yup you should try it try it just try it you try it try it you should try it it's good try if i'm eating anything it would be that because eating is is that that that's eating eating food don't worry belgium i'm gonna eat everything on the plate i'm really fat but before i eat can can i ask you some questions sure whatever makes you eat faster all right what is the real reason that you invited me to an apology dinner is just it doesn't seem like you would apologize well mario i've been thinking about our relationship and i thought we could get closer by eating food cause food is good for you and we both like food so we should eat right now eat food eat it eat it please eat it eat it okay i guess that kind of makes sense but before i eat um i have one more question why did you used to kidnap peach all the time i mean she was he's my wife why would you kidnap her all the time like what's the real reason because she never ate her food especially the salsa dip you have to try it try it oh you just have to eat it one time try it okay bowser geez i'll try the salsa dip wait before i try it salsa is really spicy i'm gonna need something to drink and that glass is like really empty nothing to drink um hold on mario please oh waiter what's now master would you like to whip me first i'll bend over no tell me what you don't see in this cup right here i don't see a new job opportunity no oh you should real wrong again just you don't see any drink and mario can't eat salsa without something to drink it might be too spicy did you think about that no i guess i did not think about that go and give me something to drink so he can eat his salsa whatever okay here's your drink try to choke on it all right now you two lovebirds to try to have a good night okay okay the the tea is good um the tea is good mario is it um is it sweet tea cause if it's sweet tea then i i might have like a diabetic attack because i'm diabetic right now um nope it's not sweet i looked at it it doesn't look sweet to me okay that's good okay well um i'm about to try the salsa but while i was waiting for my drink since it took so long um i've been looking at this cheesy donut and i might try that first is that okay no i think the salsa would please your appetite oh well what about this lettuce i think the salsa looks too good to pass up hmm okay well these chips eat the salsa with the chips that's that's like that's like perfect yeah yeah okay i'll try a chip with the salsa just hurry up eat it i have to use the bathroom no you you can eat chips and salsa before you go to the bathroom who wants to go to the bathroom twice and one night not me hmm yeah i guess that would make sense yep empty your system all at once yeah okay okay so i'm gonna dig in okay um yeah yeah yeah okay i'm about to dig in with with my hands because you never pass me the silverware bowser oh i'm sorry about that princess hold on let me get you some silverware here you go all right thank you bowser yep you're welcome make sure you eat that salsa i will yup chum chum chow down okay okay let me just that's spanish for chow down i dropped my fork i can't stop dropping here here we have another fork here you go anything for you just eat your salsa okay uh i dropped my second dropping another fork just just just go in african style no hands just use your face bowser i can't go in face first i have a mustache it'll get everywhere and stain it shave it you know what you know i'll rip it off yeah i rub it off if you if you don't know how to eat with a mustache i'll rip it off yo rip it off bowser are you are you being mean are you getting angry no um i'll rip it off just to cuddle with it at night oh okay that makes sense bowser are you sure there's nothing wrong you've been acting all weird all night i wasn't gonna go here but i just wanted you to eat the salsa okay my grandma made the last batch of salsa before she left this world and i wanted to eat it with my only best friend don't cry don't cry don't cry bowser hey can i tell you something i got to be honest with you what what just hurt my feelings again okay well the reason why i've been putting off eating the salsa is because i have a weak stomach and if i eat salsa i'll be on the toilet all night and it's just i can't eat salsa [Music] what i i can't eat salsa i'm sorry i just i wasn't planning on eating it i just kept putting it all cause i couldn't eat it you have a weak stomach for salsa i can't i'm sorry about i can't eat it hold on just a second waiter what now master is it not cooked properly the way that you asked for that's exactly the problem he can't eat salsa so your bright idea with putting the cherries in the sauce that did not work now what are we supposed to do now i don't know maybe invite him for a second dinner no stab him what stop him what i'm not gonna stop him stop please just stop him like in the throat no i'm not gonna stop him stop him stop wait bowser bowser are you saying stab me um yes yeah uh yes sent me a piece of you you're looking good tonight yeah mario you're looking delicious bowser you're acting really weird and you know what i'm just going to go home no no don't leave you have to eat the choc the cherries the the the cherry the salsa the cherry salsa you have to eat it you have to die you have to what are you talking about bells are cherry salsa what you have to die for the cherry sauce that's the whole reason you're here you have to eat it and die so eat it and die so wait a minute bowser you invited me tonight just to kill me yes we found out cherries was your weakness you were allergic to them so we were going to poison you with their own weakness the cherries bowser you're stupid i can eat cherries the reason why it's called mario cherries i guess because i make them you're the one that's allergic to the cherries oh dang that makes a lot of sense um my bad chef pp is it's a common misunderstanding you you understand right [ __ ] you know what bowser i'm leaving because you'll never kill me and you know what you know what else i'm gonna i'm gonna blow out your candle no you're so stupid come back that turned out as horrible as i expected it's all your fault it's your fault i know it is it's your fault some way somehow you just said it was your fault cause you you didn't know that you were the one that was allergic so it's your fault no you you know what you're gonna eat all this food that you cook no i'm not about to eat any of this food i it looks too disgusting i'm not gonna eat sit here and eat this food so so you're gonna eat it no i'm allergic to cherries duh so so who's gonna eat it then i know i know i know the person perfect person yo man this food looks off the chain the food chain all right it doesn't look good you

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Length: 25min 51sec (1551 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021