SML Movie: The Big Thanksgiving [REUPLOADED]

[Music] whoa this is my favorite holiday ever thanksgiving it's my favorite too no it's not it's mine it's only mine okay can be your favorite all i can do is just e-e-e i eat everything and i get to chill with my family i get to chill with my son yay and i get to do my mommy i love my mommy yeah whatever hey grandma what's your favorite part of thanksgiving yeah oh yeah y'all want to know what my favorite part is yeah you want to know yeah my favorite part of thanksgiving is yeah oh oh yeah it's to be stuffed yeah that's well dad where's the turkey i really want some turkey right now i'm really with the turkey well i don't know chef pee pee was supposed to have it um chef pee pee where is that turkey yeah chef pee pee where's the turkey ugh i'm coming bowser here's your stupid turkey lunchable have a happy thanksgiving son have you ever seen a better lunchable than that no dad that looks like an amazing turkey lunchable i know look at that processed meat so how many slices of turkey do i get this year well i don't know what what are you talking about a luggageable turkey lunchable the pilgrims who survived the titanic would be appalled they're supposed to be turkey and corn and tobacco and mashed potatoes not a lunchable well this is what's the best i could do mom yeah right grandma we do this every year me and dad split a turkey lunchable because dad said that's what everybody does at least this is oreo in there do you see the oreo i don't want no damn oreo oh yo get a nice turkey feast going on here and i'm gonna dig my own grave jesus huh well you better dad what's wrong with grandma i mean i mean i guess she is right we should have a big thanksgiving with a bunch of people and a lot of food and like a bunch of food like in the biggest turkey ever like we should have a huge thanksgiving dad how about you invite some of your friends i don't know about my friends you have to have a lot of friends dad i know you have a lot of friends of course i have a lot of friends you know i'm cool but name one of them i want to know um well it was that one guy in walmart that was in front of me he was cool until i asked him to skip like he wouldn't let me skip it was 10 items or less and he had like 30 items i only had two he's such an well no dad i was talking about your real friends here uh you know craig you know that red guy oh yeah craig yeah um well if he's not busy i can invite him you know what i think it is time for us to have a big thanksgiving the biggest one ever you have the biggest one ever oh can i invite my friends yeah you invite your friends and i'm gonna go in and fight a couple of my friends the ones i do have okay dad i have a lot of friends yeah yeah i do like that um that one guy from no he was weird or the girl that was in no no she tried to stalk me oh mario mario's my friend i know he wait he hates me he'll never come to this oh he has to come to my thanksgiving dinner but how oh i know exactly how he would oh i'ma make him come hello hello hey mario who is this oh it's bowser wait why are you cool why am i calling you yeah it's weird oh yeah yeah um the princess has been kidnapped yeah on thanksgiving i know it's crazy right um you probably should come and save her where is she where is he yeah where is she she's at my thanksgiving party you know yeah yeah she's like you should come and save her so make sure you bring some cranberry sauce dude all right oh my god mario's coming finally now i gotta invite some more friends damn it oh what's wrong mario are you still bald yes i am and also the president has been kidnapped oh man again i know in on thanksgiving a really important day well maybe she went to the grocery store to get some ham and turkey no bowser just kidnapped her he just called me you want to come with me to save her oh sure yeah i'm bored all right come on okay so mario is on his way but it's gonna take him eight worlds to get here it's gonna take a while so who else can i invite um oh greg um but i gotta say something evil to get him here oh what can i say hmm michael brown shooting way right it's right everywhere why would you burn down a little caesars that's so evil hi craig hello well um i was wondering if you could come to my thanksgiving dinner the thanksgiving yeah no one's ever been that nice to me before oh there was that one guy who invited me to a movie but everyone ended up dead who who really likes batman anyway right yeah i guess so i would love to go to your thanksgiving dinner so are you ready yes i'm ready now oh let's go yeah we're gonna have turkey ah finally got bowser's thanksgiving ready now i can go and have thanksgiving with my family chef pee pee i need you to do something for me real quick i need you to make a big thanksgiving dinner for me you know with a turkey and dressing and all that extra stuff everything the big deal what that's not real quick i just gave you a lunchable like a few seconds ago look cooking a big thanksgiving meal will take forever it takes a whole bunch of hours in preparation look i can't do it bowser well you're gonna have to because i already invited like 20 000 people and they're gonna be on their way now so get the cooking oh but bowser what about my family oh go ahead and invite him then i don't care well at least i get to be with my family for thanksgiving but where am i going to get a turkey this is a short notice oh i can amazon private yeah let me go and do that oh i wonder who that was oh it must be the turkey finally the turkey is here and all i have to do is get him out of the box now where is that turkey oh what you're alive oh come back here oh you stupid turkey now you're trapped why did they send me a live turkey i'm trying to cook you god i don't even know how to cook a like turkey i got an idea what's orti yeah woody what are you doing here well i ain't got nothing to do so i'm sitting here drinking a beer because the shrimps they fly south for the winter oh yeah so uh i had nothing better to do i'm sitting here watching you deal with the turkey and whatnot yeah that turkey's getting on my nerves yeah i see that but uh i got a solution that'll help you with the with trying to kill this turkey so what's your solution all right well you see i went early black friday shopping there at a gander mountain oh me this uh this big old p90x plus right here wow yeah can we yeah see it what is it supposed to do it uh it shoots it shoots bullets son oh man okay what's got on it see there you look close enough it's got the laser sight and it's got the silencer and it shoots bullets explosive bullets so the second i ship we can bam and it's gonna it's gonna shoot yeah and uh what we're gonna do is we'll shoot the turkey boom done instant it's the kill he's gonna die just instantly instantly you don't even gotta think twice what i need you to do that for me i need this turkey dad i gotta cook this for bowser all right absolutely all right let me get a swing in my beer and uh we'll go handle this turkey all right okay i'm gonna make sure this turkey oh yeah it's a good beer right here wait um yeah you're taking a mighty long swig of that beer went straight to my head come on let's go get us some turkey oh okay are you seeing that alcoholic all right chef pee pee all right what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna shoot him in an instant cooked turkey right here really yeah all right now watch and see okay all right here we go one two three all right see that right there yeah how did you do that it was just damn good i got you wow that's magical how do you get one of those well i had to fight two old ladies and three old men to get it i was first in line camped out for weeks oh man but uh yeah about five hundred dollars that's forty five hundred dollars ever spent oh yeah you think that can do what it did on that to dressing absolutely you got any dressing yeah it's over here finally dinner is complete and now bowser can stop bothering me wait why why is there a lady tied up to a chair shot baby wait wait wow this does look like a real thanksgiving dinner i know this is what you asked for right yeah well i didn't expect you to go all out but thanks and you can invite your stupid family so go ahead and call them up or whatever finally oh that must be my friends josie and cody you came yeah i bet you're glad that we abandoned our families to have thanksgiving with you and so it's kind of cool but anyway are you ready to eat the biggest turkey ever my mom made metamucil roasts so i'm just happy to be here boy that's gross but anyway do y'all want to come in and play toys and watch football yes i guess so yay okay everybody we're gonna play trains what i'm tired of trains junior we play it all the time how about we play something different it's thanksgiving well uh oh y'all wanna watch football or something yeah that'd be cool football's kind of gay oh well why'd you say that are you serious yeah i just i don't like football it's just men grabbing each other and i mean who would want to watch that right you of all people are saying that cody i thought you would like it but anyway what do y'all want to play um oh how about we play house yes we haven't played that in a long time we could do a thanksgiving special oh yeah let's do it okay honey i'm home oh hi honey happy thanksgiving honey oh happy thanksgiving to you so what did you cook for thanksgiving dinner what what what the hell is that oh it's watermelon it's your favorite right watermelon my favorite yeah that's your favorite oh and you must be sleeping with a black guy because watermelon is not my favorite i hate watermelon how dare you i just slayed over the stone for two hours frightening stupid watermelon and i i'm not sleeping with black guys i'm sleeping with a hispanic well feliz navidad everybody cause my wife's a i'm not a look stop calling me names and just get the freaking turkey out of the oven okay hopefully i'll burn my hands don't have to touch you anymore i hope you do burn your hands should help me why is our daughter in the oven look look look i'm tired of feeding her you're never around you're always with a secretary lady and i'm stuck feeding her changing her diaper she posts two times a day she's in high school well it's not my fault you never body trained her well you know what i didn't want her to begin with i wanted a border but you said that you'll be the precious little angel that'll fix our marriage well she didn't fix our marriage you made it worse i didn't make it worse you made it worse you shot a war protection well you know what i don't want my daughter either i want her to die in there you know end up on nancy grace you'll be like oh did you see the father the bad father who worked his ass dog pays the bills pays electricity just push wipes the pitch at them all damn day i can't stand you you probably pay the bills i make some money i'm the one who's with everything in this house oh my god so we finally made it we had to go through eight worlds to get here i know that sand levels suck that got sand in my shoes i know i got in my underwear but anyway when bowser opens the door we're gonna beat him up and get peach back okay oh i'm gonna tickle him to death oh okay i guess that'll work knock on the door all right no i'll get paid yo hello hello look toad the skin color is different than ours we need to beat him up where's the princess yeah what princess you don't know the princess oh don't make me start tickling you again you know what princesses and where's bowser oh bowser your guests are beating the out of me oh and you're going to hell oh chris stop whining mario there you are toad stay here and tickle this weird red guy oh no problem i'm the devil clearly with the horns and everything well whatever it's very unpleasant bells are oh i'm going to kill you mario you can't give me a hug get off me where's the princess oh oh she's over there just chilling um yeah she can't willingly why is she tied up princess i'ma save you she doesn't want to be talked to how do you know that look shouldn't women just be quiet sometimes i mean i guess you're right but wait did you really invite me to this whole dinner yeah man i got the little turkey over there i don't know what this is i guess it's dressing um cranberry sauce yes i got the whole thing okay well um well i mean it's not poison is it no no i don't think so well i mean i guess you are being nice and inviting me for your thanksgiving dinner but yeah so stop whining and just get in the chair well can i at least invite some of my friends because the the chair you have friends too yeah i have tony the tiger mr pig woody i guess you can invite him i'm bored anyway i need some more company all right i'll invite them wow now this is what i call a thanksgiving i know dad everybody's here it's like we're one big happy family i know like everybody from like every video well hey son i need you to be quiet while i make an announcement okay okay dad all right um hey everybody uh excuse me everybody [Music] hey i would just like to say thank you for coming to my thanksgiving dinner and my beautiful beautiful mom would like to say grace so everybody get ready to bow your heads okay wait praying who wants to stick around for that right i believe in godzilla blay all right everybody bow your hands it's time to say grace buy your hand oh sorry you ain't got no respect for jesus i don't who said that whatever all right make sure you hit the bell i'ma say grace all right dear lord i'd like to thank you the pilgrims and the indians for coming in on the titanic and uh making us turn in and fit the turkey amanda making pork chops and dressing and squash and putting fish in the ground and grow stuff with cabbage and cabbage dad shut up and i'd like to thank jesus for putting mark wahlberg on this earth oh honky and uh i'd like to thank you for transformers to this good ass movie and uh just transforming into it it was a pretty good movie and i'd like to thank denzel washington for playing in that that movie with the airplane where he saved all them people it's also a pretty good movie and uh oh oh george washington carver oh peanut okay mom i think that's enough amen yay we can eat now okay finally everybody get ready to dig in oh thank god she finally shut up hey chef peepee where's your family well they couldn't make it because they said they don't love me anymore whoa well sucks to be yusha peepee all right hold on everybody where's my damn cheesecake hold on hold on shrek i had to go and get it out of the oven everybody everybody gets to enjoy thanksgiving dinner except for me because because all the shrimpos flew south for the winter so there's no shrimpos inside well it looks like you got lucky woody cause i got something from the store what's that it's a thanksgiving miracle yeah you're welcome oh oh come here come here come here oh no no no no it kind of looks like chocolate syrup to me it looks like poop ice cream okay i think it's time to cut the turkey guys hey mario do you want to help me out sure with that big knife that's a huge knife yeah i had to get a huge so i could kill you what no just kidding we're having a good time bro it's thanksgiving all right mario are you ready to carve this turkey with a friend sure this is a beautiful turkey i love it okay which piece do you want i i want uh this turkey leg right there right here okay wait wait what no no it's not yours no not you again no no no no no who is that why did you throw the turkey you dick dammit thanksgiving is ruined now i know we're not gonna eat that turkey it exploded so what are we gonna what are we gonna use as a turkey now mine okay after hours of trying to catch a stupid pigeon who wants the first bite oh i want the brussels seeds black yoshi wants the processes okay i guess i'll cut the breast assist and so mario bowser and their friends had a wonderful thanksgiving so

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Length: 20min 21sec (1221 seconds)

Published: Tue May 04 2021