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boys boys were I up get in we're going to clapping now I'll be fine boys that special day of the year boys muddy boys it's Christmas now this is a very special year you know that you were born a little early so it'd be a little careful as your stop doing that is exactly why your mother left be careful not to run too hard or you snap your tiny necks nah forget the presents we got candles to eat come here I'm sick of you eating all the candles in the house disgusting little gnomes don't look me with that face I should have listened to the doctor when he said to put you in the bin look at you you disgust me so like one of the Seven Dwarfs got hit in the face with a shovel just belong in the Jerry Springer Show how are you 26 I spent three hours on the phone yesterday trying to get the doctor to agree the 26 years is not too late for an abortion is in abortion my birthday present dad do we get we get abortions for our birthday boys you know where we're going for Christmas we're going to the abortion clinic and see if it's not too late for years does this mean we get to go in the car whatever stops you look in the windows yeah I love riding in the boot it's nice and dark and woman it smells like petrol you're a little too good at this character dude you were not open the first present is it with your neck Oh stop hang on where's your brother but not be eaten or the dry pasture again [Music] snows melting underneath me it's turning yellow in goddamn corn come on Lou Molly remember not to run you got a fragile neck okay remember what dr. Steven said easy with your name you can't go outside unless you got your snow socks on okay go upstairs and get changed why can't you just walk slowly he's both collectively and have as many brain cells as an overcooked McNugget come on get down get down come on okay careful with your neck oh Jesus Christ you're the naughty list in his teapot remember that stole uncle Michaels Falstaff and pretended to give yourself a head job with him there was too many teeth use they're actually both on the naughty list and you know why remember little Mickey that used to live in the house across the street remember him little Mickey's remember I said not to yell a little Mickey we don't yell at people we've got two weeks left to live I'll go and apologize I'll go to apologize okay go apologize [Music] come here come here what the hell is wrong with you what the hell is wrong you little switch Molly wait wait I have some advice before you do this don't put your peepee in the end with the teeth in it it hurts dad dad oh Jesus Christ don't run up to me like that you're like a little goblin Molly's on the roof Molly's on the roof he's on the what why can't you just let me drink away my pain and silence well where is he where is he the roof Molly I'm not gonna give you any xanax tonight if you don't I get down get down dad someone lifts a picnic bar in the gutter it was bo after last time you Scott on the roof luckily I've got gutter guard installed don't worry I'll get it through dad can you drink can you bring me a tin of paint please I'm thirsty hey Doc did you get up there you dumbass sack well son that's cancer I heard it's a year look there's nothing to be scared of out of it snap out of it it's gonna be okay who the hell is that hey baby you doing you looking slim girl you make a fine street lamp cause you light up my world what are you doing sorry head the planner plans on heads a real horn dog okay we're gonna use the lamppost we're gonna use the lamppost to distract him hey my thing licked the lamppost it's best so I head yeah look I know how you like them nice and thin what do you think huh mmm girl oh yeah you a fine-looking lamp oh yeah like a slender pole that lights up my life wait stop siren head was I don't know what that noise is think a cat got stuck in the drain pipe again you ruin every day of my life Jesus Christ stuff to throw up he's gonna song get you running exit the roundabout you sing idiot tastes like spicy they're all tingly kitty you like the kitty but we the only [ __ ] you're ever gonna touch nice no no no don't sniff it wants to open so open the first present Oh me me me me I hope for a neck brace Josh what sake what up until the newspaper that I put down doing that Jesus Christ oh I'm gonna go out and get some milk and some cigarettes and I'm gonna be right back okay okay okay dad hey this window tastes great [Music] he's never coming back hey how you doing a little kid gonna get in my car you would be somebody yes yo your neck right get with the Nick Miley hold on hold on I don't know how to drive this thing Oh Molly never whatever oh [ __ ] I'll get the set dude that was crazy [Music]

Channel: JoshDub

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Rating: 4.920258 out of 5

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Id: FVgFyo6dOnk

Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 15 2020