Funniest VR Moments of 2020 (so far)

no no don't touch me there this is my normal square no no don't touch me dead no no don't die hey i am sick of you disrespecting my no no square this elevator is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my no-no square i'd better get you some snacks baby here you go have something yummy oh how is it sweet grandpa grandpa stay outside no no stay outside stay wait stay get out of here mum said you're not allowed in the house until you stop [ __ ] in the microwave oh no you don't no grandpa grandpa you're [ __ ] crazy dude get out of here you freaking idiot grandpa stay out stay out grandpa you [ __ ] crazy dude you [ __ ] lost your mind you've got cooties timmy it's time for your turn to swim and you go don't tell me let go you need to let your little hands go let go you have to face your fears and swim eventually tim your parents are paying five dollars a lesson get there tim i thought this was the clown motel but a couple of clowns just walked through my door someone tell me what he's saying what the [ __ ] is he saying taco bell wait is that actually eddy [Music] [Laughter] [Music] boing boing boing he's heading for the border this is me when i meet my favorite female twitch streamer at twitchcon and i'm a tier three sub and she uh she asked me not to touch her [Music] what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you crazy [ __ ] you never [ __ ] do it oh you can't even [ __ ] [ __ ] dude i'm calling the [ __ ] police dude 9-1-1 yeah there's this crazy banana [ __ ] rooney christmas get back here you little [ __ ] get off the table right kid it's like okay [ __ ] you you'll never touch my notice square again initiating self-destruct sequence i can't take any more puns if you trip i'll see you next fall this is just one big joke to use a narrative yes that's it that's right josh butter him up you keep doing those puns and i will kill myself in real life ladies and gentlemen mainly gentlemen are you ready yes or no it's simon says have you guys done this skit before already i farted with the nervousness i heard that don't mention it says don't mention the fart cray says don't mention the fire this way molly come here i'm coming for the mexican jungle come on hey oh you dropped his ipad oh my battle pass [Laughter] okay boys i'm the teacher today any questions sir why does being overweight cause blue hair and some women why is my left testicle bigger than my other two if video games make kids more violent why are they still so easy to beat the [ __ ] out of if your wife dies from childbirth can you press charges on the baby [Laughter] oh [ __ ] low gang damn fool yo you just got pranked by the prank patrol [ __ ] [Laughter] oh hi i'm elite and i just got off my 20-minute ban for selling crack cocaine to underage school children pretty harsh if you ask me but anyway chat my giggity giggity gamers and yeah hi yeah i'd like to copy strike pewdiepie i'm a woman so this is why you put fences around paul's people wait let me take a group photo yeah [Applause] we know you're scared of clowns mate and believe me i spoke to josh before coming here but we've decided to stay at the clown motel without clowns oh if you get scared during the night you can get cuddling with eddie hell yeah dog tickle tickle [ __ ] you must be the tiger king oh yeah there's a how you doing yeah that's my sexy little tiger all right um oh you got a cat you want to put the cat down huh back off me back off me i will shoot you knock off meow meow meow meow shut the [ __ ] up shut up go inside now let us imagine that this gas canister here is measles and you guys are an unvaccinated toddler let's see what happens yo you yeet and delete hey ricky what are you watching mate uh b stars what you're watching beast oh brian you can't be watching that [ __ ] bro you you turn into it oh no break it just just relax relax oh my god just don't don't panic bro just lock in the mirror [Applause] so my son mark the other day asked me if uh you know the story already sucks okay all right he's got the virus oh [ __ ] oh my god he killed himself dude [Music] no not again i'm not gonna lie to you i almost laughed just then dude oh god uh is there a baby in there officers there's a child in the car where help someone break a window break the window there's a baby in the car with no air conditioning it's okay juicy it's hot i'm cooking like a lamb roast in here josh why do blind people walk their dogs so much can black people dream okay that's actually that's a really good question yeah when's eddie getting his citizenship oh yeah i i'd like to know josh george joshua josh yeah why did she leave so josh like i said the quadratic formula is really easy it's just x equals negative b mommy says my turn on the xbox what's the food like here what's good i know oh oh no no no no hey don't order the burrito dog i don't think i'm gonna make it mcdonald's burritos are terrible i gotta take a [ __ ] i'm gonna tickle hey what's going on what do you guys what what what's this what's this talking dirty to each other like is this gonna go in a video or is this do it hey nice [ __ ] say hey there little boy oh uh hi mister just having a good day yeah i came here to get a couple chicken tendies after school [Laughter] are you recording yeah is that [ __ ] josh who is that i can explain i can explain i have so many is that vladimir putin why are you holding a beach ball i'm trying to cover myself up i am never coming into this room when you guys are recording ever again i regret it no stay the [ __ ] away from me boys is my is my cat okay what's that sound that doesn't sound like the premium kitty plan that i signed up for [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] i knew this would happen get off i'm never leaving my kitty with joe exotics premium kitty daycare center ever again you guys are monsters i'm never gonna financially recover from this and this is a wall of illegal aliens and look there's one right there hey cabron pinchering i am eduardo vr you love me because i am mexican and i drink a lot of tequila that's sauce that's ketchup eddie let's catch him when midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium josh it's a genuine question dude look at me i've been thinking about it for a really long time i know those haircuts you guys are karen's what's your problem what do you want what do you want from me you want to speak to the manager well guess what ladies i am the manager [Music] [Music] wow do you want to go out to the farm and uh suck some milk from the cat from the cow chinese they always you have to remember to bow my brother had a syndrome and it was down [Applause] apparently the developers have put something new in this game where they can hear you shouting boy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it actually worked oh [ __ ] if you're a zombie you're gay got him your mama gay oh let's begin any meanie money oh my god what's i don't know but it's got some serious sexual energy oh [ __ ] he's coming for the frisbee josh what's happening oh my god got your seat belts on boys you ready actually uh i can't seem to find myself you can't find one oh my god everyone okay wait where'd josh go joe josh yeah hey guys welcome to chinatown the key to overcoming your fear of water is to slowly be introduced to it i lost my job but got kicked out my flat and it's all because some guy in china ate a bat all the masters sold out and they're gone without a trace but here's a quick tip just stick your undies to your face and every night wash your hands before bed or your mama be sad because you'll wake up dead now i wouldn't worry unless you're over 45 because you're probably gonna die [Music] i have no idea what's going on right [Music] i'm [ __ ] confused where you going little [ __ ] oh um give me your [ __ ] money give me your money nerd oh my god i don't have any money dude i hate it i'm sorry let me tell you something nerd i have a whole bunch of problems at home so i'm gonna take all that rage and pent up aggression and put it on you because i don't know what else to do with it what i'm confused about my sexuality so you know what i'm gonna punch you in the mouth softly with my mouth hey what the [ __ ] brian shoot me through the glass i'm a god that's better than tesla cyber truck glass if i do say so myself you'll never be able to oh what are you doing in here you can barely walk oh my god yes i think uh i think the worst of it's over come here come here i'm gonna put it on under you okay oh oh [ __ ] oh my god oh i didn't do that you do i'm thinking you seem like the kind of guy that would let me just let me just let me just walk through here just just walk straight past it i can't i can't walk into the register so i i can't log in move move get out of my way let me see you don't know your password oh the new one is too short what'd you put in [Laughter] [Music] my dick [Music] three two one go [Music] we're gonna play first one to laugh dice what are you trying to make me laugh for dude i'm always the first one to die in this game a mama mama oh my mom mommy okay yo [ __ ] let me suck on your titty oh he laughed it's time to let little juicy go you know it's time to say goodbye goodbye [Music] [Applause] see [Music] hello my lady how are you this evening you are looking incredibly alluring is there a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them yo that's cool everybody just chill just chill what the hell is going on over here boys are you intoxicated is this racially motivated because i'm brown i'm just trying to like do our best out yeah take it on me because i'm [ __ ] [ __ ] as [ __ ] you don't have any warrants today we might be able to not sure i'm not sure which one of you says molly but molly has to die all right molly mully only molly put your hands up right look right who are you who are you cage [Laughter] killed all these aliens in my spaceship cause i'm in space yeah i like to get here when i shoot him down my gun goes blam cause i am eddie the mexican whoa look look what i got dude drugs look it's drugs oh i love drugs there you go oh drugs see jersey oh hi boys [Music] hello buenas tardes mcdonald's okay uh yeah we'll have a a big mac say it with us big big mac i can't do it i can't [ __ ] do it okay okay we're gonna glory this sign can't stop me because i can't read listen to me listen to me wait this is the best nursing home that money can buy i'm putting you here because i love you and because you keep [ __ ] on the couch get in there get your skinny bald ass into the nursing home let me know when my inheritance is ready until then shut the [ __ ] up grandpa oh you oh piece of [ __ ] hey guys ready to get [ __ ] up here you go go drink drink you're good bro you're good responsible drinking drinking [Music] you're gonna be my pokemon from here on okay you have to come to the terms that you are a pokemon dude [ __ ] you hey how are you look at this [ __ ] dude i found my dad's [ __ ] revolver in the bedside drawer dude i'm [ __ ] sick little six little five shooter right here i i warmed it up i played russian roulette with my baby brother did fan get lost you guys want to play i'm gonna put one round in here go one oh no it didn't work two three four that guy just killed my friend you just killed him you're a hero you're a hero cop but you're arresting me it's like you broke out of prison mate you're still dressed like a terrorist [ __ ] i forgot oh i'm okay now i'm just stuck here arrested i can't move oh my god this looks bad i know how this looks he arrested me and then shot himself i know how this looks is that right is that right go on boys jesse where are you dude you missed the bus i'm sorry dude i know i i met this super cool guy he gives me lifts his awesome card dude so cash and he even lets me sit on his lap see you later juicy have a nice day he's sexy ass god he's so cool isn't he that's the [ __ ] town pervert fool what are you doing make sure you wear something special for gym class tomorrow you nev you've never swum before all right first what you want to do is tuck your knees in beneath you take a deep breath and pimp it oh [ __ ] they're coming right behind us they're coming [Music] how did you figure narrator do you see where you got the car stuck bro i'm still in the car they've caught narrator they're trying to pull narrator out the car we out here [ __ ] get away mother you're not doing anything molly god damn it get in there get in there no he's leaving i am non-violent dude i'm a non-violent god damn it rickett get the [ __ ] off the stripper pole and go home stop it's what the [ __ ] are you doing dude you know i'm yeah i'm using using the index controllers yes yeah if you look at the thing but the b controller look at the controller look at the controller uh yeah i'm looking at it you have to push you have to hold the button and and manually pull out the clip dude yeah uh so i just you get a no you kind of gotta grab oh oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh crap dude you can't don't hang that thing me don't aim that don't edit lesson one do you know who this man is he's possibly the most important person in american history if you're like an atheist is this what your grandpa looks like my great great great great grandpa all right guys welcome to your first swimming lessons now david i noticed that you didn't bring floaties [ __ ] step one and josh dub self-defense class reason with your attacker i do not want to hurt you that brings me to step two never trust your opponent welcome to the national council of josh dubs and i guess my mom got me we're gonna have the epic championship race yeah i'm gonna creep you kid oh we gotta flip josh josh are you okay why does glass taste like blood hey i thought you weren't allowed near the school that's the thing that i like about high school boys i get older and they stay at the same age do you see how [ __ ] big i am cheese or no cheese i will for you this one i want this [ __ ] one and i want it right now so i can get the hell out of here coca-cola gonna spray you want cheese or no cheese it's your power kevin spacey oh no remember your power kevin spacey don't you why don't you just have a quick shower with kevin why don't you go ahead and sit on my lap check out my new netflix special don't be like that freaking what the [ __ ] are you dude i am how sweet and there's tons more in there well i mean you gotta like you gotta like sift your way through all like the dead bodies and stuff but you can find it if you look oh what the [ __ ] oh my god prank patrol i'm scared because i haven't seen eddie for three days george last time i seen him he was doing drugs behind the alleyway and he was making weird noises even there he got a bit scared he started his skin started how was that oh my god oh no did someone call for eddie nope have you been smoking the sponge crack again who lives in a pineapple under the sea now the next thing you do for is you talk sweet to her you say you say this you say one word estasbian bonita go dog it's all you it's all you hello what's this little packet pack of ciggies it's like things are turning up alright for josh dub after all oh oh hell no these are my thingies mate i found him fair and square on the floor mate get the my smokes mate can't friggin have him what the hell is wrong with you mate out of your mind i'm gonna smoke every last one of these little things and go around and [ __ ] in your mom's mouth you ever thought about how like [ __ ] useless babies are dude like get a job you [ __ ] prick you ever thought about like like dogs they're just these like weird rat things that we keep and and then they're dead and that's it i don't want to hurt you okay that was life [ __ ] mint copper can't stop my knife in your face allow me to introduce you to the new cyber yo last time i seen something that sloppy i was pulling my dick out of it all right i think i'm finally getting the hang of oh god oh god they got me this is the worst birthday ever no dude you look like a [ __ ] fish bro wait what the [ __ ] you say about molly this ain't right oh come on oh oh oh not dude dude this is how the coronavirus started you can't just yield all the special ed kids out the second story window there's a dumpster right there for christ's sake hold up there sonny i am border patrol let me see your papers all righty son let me just check right here won't you look there you're an illegal you didn't even check it was locked uh i got any contraband on you son oh look over there it's a crocodile dog a crocodile oh my wife's gonna love pictures of this oh i don't see any goddamn crocodiles i don't think i've ever i don't think there is crocodiles out here well well well sergeant strawberry it would appear that you found my layer as you can see i've laid a little trap for you that'll bring your tail to a finished end this has gone on long enough get in the [ __ ] pit get in wait i didn't die oh there we go oh [ __ ] oh it's eating him put him out of his misery yeah look over there there's cocaine on the table see that cocaine there oh it's wrapped up like a [ __ ] christmas present dude how do i open it uh anyone get a knife all right boys oh [ __ ] there's more oh god oh my god there's so many of them god damn it why is there so many trees around here damn you mr beast not to be racist or anything boys but trees not again grandpa oy grandpa over here where have you been you're dumb [ __ ] grandpa i've got alcohol alcohol yeah that's right you come back for the alcohol weren't ya do you realize what time it is it's six o'clock in the [ __ ] morning grandpa oh my god yeah you can do it ready you can do it dude yeah boys uh boys i think why am i still alive oh my god god is he dead help he's still alive i think someone's [ __ ] in my pants it's sticky you want me to take a look at the deep fryer what's wrong with it one moment one moment um i think there's something wrong with the oh [ __ ] maybe the mexican repairman can repair this thing okay there's nothing wrong with this that's it i've had enough i've had enough what the [ __ ] is up with this i think there's something wrong with the cook it's wednesday my dudes ah yeah i need somewhere to stay for a little while is it okay if i join your very cool clubhouse uh i noticed that you guys are good at killing people so if i could just go in there hey find someone hey just hear me out i have a lot to offer i'm a good cuddler at times i can be a good listener too if i could just go in there i'll be able to show you pull your head up okay jesus i'm starting to get some very rude vibes from you guys ah hi welcome to the clown motel we're running a weekly special right now we have the roach room and the murder room uh we have a little boy who's scared of clowns do you have anything for him you're scared of clowns are you come here [Music] what are you a [ __ ] you scared of clowns or something my dad told me to tell anyone who says that um i am what i eat how do i oh [ __ ] oh god okay ah get over it it's sucking my will to live uh sonic what the hell am i doing with this what's that gonna do you need to take your meds [ __ ] it just punch myself in the head oh this is bad wait what the [ __ ] you don't gage i'm just vibing bro get off the bar hate me like one of your french girls get off the bar i like the bard no no bad no bad bad juicy bad oh [Music] you

Channel: JoshDub

Views: 39,185,844

Keywords: vr, joshdub, virtual reality, vr gaming, funny moments, vr funny moments, best vr moments, memes, comedy, funny, mully, juicy, your narrator, narrator, juicyfruitsnacks, eddie, eddie vr, the boys, the boys vr

Id: efulzGIVjWE

Length: 33min 13sec (1993 seconds)

Published: Sun May 03 2020