daycare is cracked

welcome to the crib this is my favorite place because there's all sorts of fun things come see my favorite car it's really fast come on yeah wow that's that's cool smashing let me show you my next favorite thing this is the ball pit this bad boy right here this is where i come to do poos don't go in there i'm reading a book you don't know how to read and the book's upside down that doesn't matter the letters are still there oh boys can i play you okay molly you look a little itchy wait i'm from one more than itchy smashing you don't even know you look worse than the broom my mom uses to scare away the rats yeah idiot because i'm slap daddy i haven't slept your boys want to score some ducks watch drugs it make you feel better smashing will it put bones in my neck oh to do more than that and put a bone in your pants meet me at the swings meet me at the swings in five minutes swings in five minutes right yeah sure oh we'll meet you there in five minutes just over here juicy look at me look at me juicy i'm looking over there juicy you see that okay over there come on come on no five minutes five minutes five i said five minutes wow i don't know how to count i'm a baby time is a concept when you're done mate all right i haven't slept i don't even know what day it is mate how am i supposed to tell the time when i haven't even been to bed yet i popped out of my mum look dad put some strain in my veins i don't even know what it was but look at me see what i'm talking about can you please blink just once please wait wait wait which way you're looking mate do you even know which way you've been looking huh that's it smashing oh do you even know which way you're looking smashing oh okay we'll be over there in five minutes five minutes put that away put that away give us five minutes we'll be right there maybe at the [ __ ] swing sets right now right okay look we're here what do you want come around here come right here one one other time one at a time one at a time one is you can stay back juicy you come first juicy juicy juicy juicy jeezy come on come on are you gonna take my eyelids no no no no come on give me him come on come on oh monkey oh please please don't hurt mommy i'm not gonna he seems nice yeah did you bring that lunch money that i [ __ ] told you about yesterday yep i got it got it right here look i've got a bit of look this one up look you want some milk this this is breast milk juicy got it from your mum you want it yeah wait wait you took that out of my cupboard i didn't take it out of your cup but i took it straight from your mum's five dollars five dollars here but it's mine no it's mine no it's it's mine it's it's no it's not i took it it's mine give me five dollars you can have it what are those ones i want to know what those ones are okay this one this is the pink one this is almond milk and the gay people drink it do you want it oh well uh yeah let me just no no you didn't pay for it do you know what concept is mate okay okay good work for these i i can't imagine how many almond titties you had to milk to get that okay i'm so sorry i'm sure you work very hard almonds are hard to erect and nuts okay don't [ __ ] drink any without paying me okay all right what's the what's the blue one what is that one this one yeah i'll tell you what it is but you don't want to know how i got it you see eddie this is the finest mexican nut milk you've ever had i've got a straight from his dad's nutsack it does look a bit thicker than the other milks it is thick trust me you don't even want to know how i got this juicy my arms are still sore wait what's the red one this is my personal favorite this is just regular milk just like two percent just right out no just full cream i'll do this one cheap for you you want it which one you want um come here i want the blue one i'll give you six bucks which one is the blue one again i know i just told you i can't i can't remember i'm [ __ ] up i can't remember what the blue one was uh the the blue one is the uh mexican special if i was uh listening correctly juicy what the f that's right no no hold on boys hold on hold on that's yeah that's right juicy it's straight from eddie's daddy all right here you go mate six dollars extra thick don't spill it though because you can [ __ ] knock people out with this it's it's very potent juicy don't spill it or you're gonna have little baby eddie's dads running around you don't want that here take it come on there you go all right all right where's me good money okay okay um there we go here just just just stab me up you don't want to be suspicious don't tell anyone where you got it get out okay okay um thank thank you sir yeah you can stare at me more mate what is what's wrong what's wrong with you huh do i look weird what's going on no no you're not no you haven't taken your eyes off of my eyes since you got here you want to kiss you want to kiss or something is that what it is your breath smells like sardines i don't want to kiss what's he talking about i don't even like sardines bye mister bye thank you look at that you tip it upside down the milk doesn't even move it really is thick your daddy's got strong nuts is it good juice yeah it tastes like chewy very chewy it's a don't worry it's a bit salty in there you want to get past that it's real creamy all right boys i've got three bottles of milk left which one he is next which one goes best with play-doh i'm sorry i might oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no juicy hey wait wait wait baby crack hold up dog we we need to see to our friends come here come here [Applause] what's the matter juicy what happened to monkey i got monkeys stuck in the nut jar no monkey no no no no no no no no i'm prepared for this i read it in my book it's upside down no it's not i know a book when i see a book that's upside down juicy is the monkey female because if it is you got a bit of an issue that's all right though don't juicy stop crying stop crying this is what we're gonna do we've got three options here juicy three wait that many yeah that many that's right that's right yeah yeah well done well done everyone ready all right hey hey i'm about to [ __ ] know d we're gonna make this quick all right look the first one juice i'll take care of it you don't have to worry mom could be fine second option we got a second option i'm gonna say one word coat hanger you understand oh oh i understand my mum and dad tried that with me didn't work very well that's why i was seven weeks premature oh i was seven weeks premature dude oh nice fist bump yeah yeah third option juicy there's three the third one the final one are you ready if you don't like the first or the second option the third one is when my mom comes to pick me up at 3 p.m from daycare you can come with me and we'll swing by the clinic she goes there every month it's meant for these issues can i have some of your mom's milk what the [ __ ] no it's mine have i mentioned how my body is deformed uh you didn't really need to did you notice that i've got stains i've got stain see these stains juicy can you explain what those stains are for because like your your underwear is a tint of brown i'll tell you what happened yeah how do you get stains in those places oh you actually have a [ __ ] mark yeah i got stains i got stains okay don't listen dude one time all right one time i [ __ ] took too much i was unconscious for about five days and i pissed and [ __ ] myself why haven't you washed them yet yeah oh how long ago was that oh just it was like three weeks ago juicy why haven't you changed your underwear socks don't you have a mom like doesn't she wash your clothes she can't wash out clothes eddie she's she sold without white goods for white goods if you know what i mean oh like a fridge turned into a dishwasher yeah that's not what i meant that's not what i meant oh yeah molly you gotta you got a little bit of drool on you when was the last time you slept molly you look like you could use a nap stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop you're asking me all these questions i can't answer them you're asking me all these questions all at once i don't [ __ ] know i don't know when i went to sleep last i don't know why there's drool on my mouth i don't know why i only have two teeth actually yes i do my dad knocked him out he got angry one time you knocked them all out that's why but stop asking me questions stop it hey no my monkey my monkey no nobody please no don't do it tomorrow monkey we can talk about this i'll uh i'll do anything take one more step the monkey [ __ ] gets it i see everything molly before you do anything just don't hurt monkey just wait here i got something that'll change your mind i got something that'll change your mind molly look what you've done dude you're making juicy stressed out holy look before you hurt monkey you need to know monkey has a family monkey has a little baby monkey and a dad monkey and they would be so sad if you killed mama monkey [Applause] why are you like this no don't do it oh god oh no no monkey monkey didn't deserve this she was a good monkey those monkeys do you realize what you've done molly you killed juicy monkeys and these are not purchasing they're not breathing [Music] we we have to bury them we have to bury our loved ones come on boys grab the others what where did he go he took the bodies he's trying to get rid of the evidence where did he go oh my molly we need to bury the monkey and turn around just turn around real quick turn around okay what am i looking at smashing don't move smashing don't move something tickles i think i need to do a poo i'm sorry i can only assume it's been stuffed up my ass but you didn't feel that did you not feel that no felt like a reverse fart [Laughter] today we mourn the passing of juicy's monkeys family with great sadness we're gonna have to bury the monkeys in the ball pit forever juicy would you like to bring what what moly what i need a [ __ ] can you wait till after sorry juicy come here give me a hug yeah come here yeah why you kissing aw juicy now you have slobber all over your cheeks dude he's also got hepatitis hepa potatoes oh no [Music] ah jesse i had hepatitis i i just gave it to you i know but monkey had it too it makes me think of her monkey's a stuffed toy juicy even i can see that look at it it doesn't breathe it's stuffed do you understand can we just bury my monkeys please you're interrupting such a sacred ritual oh would you [ __ ] shut up you [ __ ] god i [ __ ] hate this guy i [ __ ] hate this guy you know you're my least favorite [ __ ] guy at the [ __ ] daycare i hate you bro i can't stand you look at your [ __ ] dumb face look at it which way you look at me which way you can look and i [ __ ] hate you bro you better not catch me outside at three pm i'll could cut you open i'll [ __ ] stab you mate all right i got a question for both of you boys both you not you ugly [ __ ] i'm talking about you and you look boys i haven't said almost a single [ __ ] word this entire session because i've been biting my tongue but how are you two weak fox about to let this speedy eyed looking [ __ ] bald [ __ ] unblinking wrinkly [ __ ] crow feet looking ass bully both of you both of you into killing your toys and he's taking over the daycare like if ken owns it walking around here with his [ __ ] knife like i'm gonna cut ya i'm gonna cut yeah and that knife ain't even [ __ ] real the knife's not even real it's a [ __ ] toy is it is it oh no that that [ __ ] is real eddie are you okay it's real something you want something no no no no no turn around turn around face the wall face the wall yes you want some you want some turn around turn around it's just me and you eddie just me and you i'll cut your bristles [Music] stain socks right now i would rather die and kiss your [ __ ] sweaty socks this is kind of hot what is what is wrong with you smashing nothing i'm [ __ ] dying here like this is a dramatic scene i just stabbed him yeah i know it's kind of hot can we please just bury my monkeys juicy no dad he's got a point he's got a point come on we've been doing the skit for like in an hour can just bury your [ __ ] things come on the bodies are getting cold yeah that's when they're perfect juicy that's kind of gross for what molly what does it make him perfect for they go stiff and so do i spare him come on come on come on all right all right all right we are gathered here today to bury the [ __ ] monkeys now hurry up and bring them so that we can move on to the next one come on come on bring her here come on okay come on all right all right dude here let me see here let me see here yeah and do the thing do the thing okay next next yeah go go go go cry over there cry in the [ __ ] corner come here give me this one ready yeah bam give me the other one spectacles testicles wallet and watch there you go bravo goodbye monkeys bye-bye monkeys i dropped a couple of monkeys in here the other day fudge monkey i hate you i hate you bro this guy [ __ ] sucks i'm gonna teach you the proper way to drink almond milk oh

Channel: Mully

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Id: Byl7zbCElNk

Length: 14min 54sec (894 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020