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oh my god no not your baby no no you're adorable holy I want to strangle you in your crib yeah yeah mango oh my god I can't deal with how adorable you are I want to drown you in a tub the five million subscriber josh dub woody has just dropped and it is looking clean hitting five million is something I never imagined would happen but thanks to all you guys and the boys we smashed it these hoods a top quality a hundred percent cotton and they're a limited run sword for two weeks only and then they'll never be sold again to celebrate this massive achievement with me by heading to Josh dub store and grabbing one while you can because they won't last thanks to all my subscribers thanks to everyone the support in the channel thank you guys preciate you hey you hey you yet look I have this but I want it well that's no baby juicy give me that shut the [ __ ] I'll drown you in a tub you go kid like that look at you kids ugly my kid is beautiful your kid is [ __ ] you can't help that I don't want them sharing lollipops because then juicy will get [ __ ] both of your kids are stupid you've over stimulated him now okay you know what that's it that's it come on come on pop in this thing get in this thing you're adorable are you supposed to be working here under the daycare manager see what you do every time you see we just see what you do huh it's just like this at the shopping mall enough your [ __ ] movie am i [ __ ] in my wheat dad you are dog here have a lollipop I won't go on a ride give me okay juicy Jesus get in all right afro up hey get your finger my god fingering that do you know put your finger in there what are we doing what are we doing what's the daycare policy on this do you have like a dumpster out back or something is he dead don't poke the baby juicy okay you I think your boy is gonna grow up to be very academically sound he's gonna be smart okay there's no need to mock me okay both of you need a control you're some kids before they ruin my entire day care you got it I don't don't don't don't you dare don't you and Dad Oh - ho - hold up yes you're out here and you're out here he's watching the kids Oh oh my god she say oh my god [Music] juicy fruit snacks what are you doing he did it God what if he's done years have destroyed the daycare and what are you writing there Lou juice Molly isn't finished that one okay and give me that what the hell did you write me conganga me [ __ ] Gaga me [ __ ] Gaga me [ __ ] gaga okay obviously I shouldn't have left you in the car the other day with the exhaust running explain to me what the [ __ ] this means horrible game shut up we Tod explain this one Josh eat Big Willie check XD XD lamelle your kids gay what's this one right this one do you see what does it mean hmm Eddie sucks tacos oh do you don't suck them in there hope you enjoy the [ __ ] out of them who wrote this mulli equals gay all right whoo I did very good my little prince Susie stone your majesty oh thank you all right that was King adorable but both of you need to clean this [ __ ] right now stop doing dances um I shared myself you see it's okay mate where did you [ __ ] the ball pit oh my god first you throw up in the ball pit no you took a [ __ ] car on the way in sunyata you know there was a star kinda tell me beat chip that's bad my do not give a [ __ ] that this Spanish man is literally just basing this [ __ ] out of your child yeah I think if kids Birkin dude he's been like that ever since birth I he was out of the room for like half an hour and I dropped him on his head he's recovered yet you see what are you doing all right now busy I can't find my [ __ ] moly ah what do you mean dude it's the only Brown ball in there there's a lot of brown balls in here moly doesn't mean it's my [ __ ] though I need to pick up the Jews juicy juicy house Odie in real life just quickly just for the audience tell me ears old oh my god this is the worst all right I've had enough both of you grab your two idiots and get the shout of my big hair well I can see that a business is not wanted here I I know what you mean you know what I'm gonna do when I get home from this establish mint I'm gonna give this place a one-star review make that two stars as in like to five stars not like of two star like I mean two to one stars means you're getting to separate one star one star reviews two of them Jesse stop dancing get in the pot get in okay we're taking our children and we're leaving Oh drown these children Molly boy why I don't know it seems like a funny thing today that was the most horrible thing I've ever done it's like drowning two puppies in huge right well I can't right now I already did I'm sorry I like to drop a mother first there's a new baby in town this is my playground that's right mother I'm a baby now baby Eddie this is my sandpit I'm gonna take all your toys we did to China if this was Mexico dog you'd be six feet under this sand pit no no shank immedi shank him is there something I can shank him with no baby Eddie there is nothing you can shake him with it was a joke make sure when you stab me kids stab them right under the ribs into his lungs with the baby his size that works that he just remember that baby brush why do you guys have to hit them don't don't anything wrong don't you speak to me or my kids again kids get him get him kids attack my head I'm like perfectly oh yeah thank you assembled your baby wrong dude did you try and get in it while you're holding it you see dart you see Joshy have got it you have a good order real quick you sure yeah no Cafferty you may not like what you see on the other side come downstairs look at the window look out the window oh we're getting an adult we're getting an adult galactic idiot flying high Galactic ad up in the sky guys I'm actually yeah I need some help this is operation rebei bee flies what the Reiki is fake here it says what you chew it on the gloves I turn around you got this little your hands are going like this trick you in your crib okay already different to my actual dad don't worry you can help a little baby brush like me from being starved and abused on a daily basis [Music] I think I found it my [ __ ]

Channel: JoshDub

Views: 30,443,659

Rating: 4.9502316 out of 5

Keywords: vr, joshdub, virtual reality, vr gaming, funny moments, vr funny moments, best vr moments, memes, comedy, funny, mully, juicy, your narrator, narrator, juicyfruitsnacks, eddie, eddie vr, the boys, the boys vr, daycare, baby brush, baby no no, reekid

Id: vKDQGcQWt9Q

Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Sun May 17 2020

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