SIDEMEN REACT TO A VIRGIN

welcome back to simon reacts today we are looking at a 34 year old virgin who is going on a date is it a new mini-minter vlog we knew it was coming we knew yeah who's gonna say it i will say on first glance this guy doesn't he's not he's not all his shirt says virginity rocks yeah but yeah maybe it's his life choices that are the problem could be i want a girl to be like wait you're saying how are you still single and share and resemblance don't insult my boy ed sheeran like that if it ever resembles everything in ed sheeran's life went differently it said sheeran see um i mean i can see it i can't see it he's ginger with glasses wow if literally if ethan had bad eyesight well look but ed sheeran is it strapping young donny so this if this guy went jim he has potential sorted his trim out a bit i honestly i don't think he's he he wouldn't be a virgin for much longer put it that way mormon it might actually be a thing living in his parents basement current rightness hey mom the iedl girl isn't thinking that her ideal guy still lives at home in mom's basement right mom coming but i do would you like to know perhaps go back at the crips i swear you actually have some of those i actually might do you know but wait are those bowling shoes bottom left up one yeah they might be they are they're definitely bowling shoes they say 12 in the back yeah i swear the ones above that are harry's shoes let me actually let me get them right actually she's exactly like those ones would you like to know how badly i want to have sex with a girl it's all i've been able to think about all last night i just like sit there with girls sometimes on dates like you're the cutest you're the sweetest you're the best oh mate it's not going to work it's not going to work you bring them up already not sure if you want to go on a date with me what would a t-shirt change your mind i made out with skippy for three minutes and all i got was this lousy t-shirt oh my god make the world a better place put a kiss on skippy's face you may be thirsty for some skippy got skippy huh huh everything is wrong with that i don't get it i just get a prostitute shortly yeah like at that point like just because you need to get over the first hurdle like just no no but then he's paying to give them t-shirts no he wouldn't get the press to a t-shirt he would he didn't work yes now the prostitute gets a free t-shirt yeah unless he tries taking that off the payment i got 50p and a t-shirt [ __ ] you now because no no don't circle around no don't no just walk up and be like son remember the girl i wrote the t-shirt oh she was cute maybe you should ask her again okay my role is wing mom and so i'll kind of keep an eye on the ladies when i meet the girl that i fall in love with i want her and my mom to be really good friends [Music] so does the mom walk around with him apparently so yeah okay so don't tell me he's brought this donny along with him wait wait wait wait wait wait there's a there's a donny with them who's much taller more attractive and muscly yes just leader salmon cheerleader effect is that a thing that no even i've just melted him i thought what's happened please don't put this in i don't know what happened i just completely malfunctioned nothing came out to be fair though play the video play the video [Music] [Music] i feel embarrassed because usually i smell really good thank you for the dance thank you nice time yo my son do you want to meet my mom no no no no no no no you can't do that he was actually doing well he was doing so good oh no he's he's uh he has to he has to pull out a wild card here he has to be like oh it's my mum's like final wish to come here how does he save it or does he save it let's find out i'll talk with you about her in a second i'm really sweaty and there's an outlet in the bathroom so i'm gonna go dry off okay wait is that it guys skippy i guess it didn't make sense i've got so much more smiles like it's a race for number two because the like funniest the most creative guy just walked into the room what's your name [Music] this is our party sort of she's just staring at her skippy likes to make t-shirts i do did you make it yeah yeah yeah because i am in fact single and ready i see skippy do certain things i'm just like oh man somebody's gotta talk to this guy and i i just told him i said skippy you gotta you gotta kind of come off a little bit less excited if you do want to kiss me my answer is yeah and then you can have this awesome t-shirt man the t-shirt has a huge picture of him on the back i didn't realize that i made out with three minutes that's him but he got so much worse she's doing this to the camera though that's the thing yeah she wants the clout can't trust these they're all the same they're all the same but yeah he has you know he's got he seems to have a lot of friends he starts off so well and then he just goes into skippy mode but the thing is he can talk to girls because he's not he can't have he has his hands he's got that app on youtube this is a more advanced harry potter hey boys boys i'm not having this no i'm not having this [Laughter] i'm just playing the video play the video what jimmy has in muscles i have in personality i hate to brag but that's kind of the case so he's quite smooth you know yeah he's not terrible this is why it's so frustrating though i feel like we need to get to know each other a little better i would love it if we got to know each other better do you feel that there was chemistry here right absolutely i really here's how's the kindness she said a great kid that's that's not great now she sleeps with him she looks like a paedophile oh jesus that was a bit hard to watch i'm not gonna well i'm like i'm rooting for my boy skipper here but i'm struggling he's he's got all the tools but he's just he can't he can't put him together yeah yeah clap he claps like louie walsh as well let's see it [Music] [Music] i'm going to get that for you i'm a checking page thank you 150 bucks on a t-shirt okay perfect welcome to my room here's my poster of the osmonds and over here is my belly button link collection oh my god oh my god oh my god skippy this is really pissing me off to watch it's just he's not helping himself in any way he does well talking to them he's managed to get a date wing mum's got to come in here and be like jimmy lad you gotta get rid of the the belly fluff like this surely that's that's step one how are you firstly how has he even produced that much and why does he have so much that was uh i was a hell a lot that's outrageous like why what's the point it's not like like he has been collecting it for 34 years to be fair only one jar isn't bad well you say that but like his first what 10 years he ain't gonna be collecting it oh he shouldn't have a jar of belly button at all how many guys that you've gone on dates with in the last year still live at home next question do you have your future kids names picked out oh no i've had my future kids names picked out since i was 14. this is so funny i don't want to make me sick go on a first date with a girl and have her think that i'm interviewing her to be my wife but it's always in the back of my head so now what i've got um i've got a surprise don't go anywhere if you want to kind of clean this up or something like that but i'll be right back down okay i can do that if you wait to clean it up right now you know clean up my food while i'm gone please surprise can you come in bring someone down to seven nights share your talents with us that's i mean he's not wearing shoes can we slow down running through my mind i'm not gonna lie boys i've just zoned out the last time it's because i'm just this has crippled me this is hurting me this is so cool we have to finish the video before you go any further skippy virgin diary let me see if he's actually banged someone he's tweeted he's tweeted out he's got 7k followers people ask if i'm still a virgin my goal is not to have sex until i get married wait what you just spoiled the video mate oh sorry yeah okay so i'm not gonna lie to you boys he hasn't he hasn't he hasn't he hasn't i mean i could have assumed it he says everything bro he's thinking out loud okay right what's that that's a cheering joke although i had to explain it so it wasn't that good no it's just too good for us we're more i aspire to be a great big spoon awesome no no no no he's gonna propose he's gonna propose i don't wanna watch so if you wanna start heading upstairs there's like one last little surprise at the end of the night okay i'll miss you there's one more you can't kiss her as a surprise that's not how it works make it break a print make a break before i do this and before i walk into the door i really do think that i did pretty good on this date if maybe if i ask nicely can i please just give you a kiss oh sick i feel sick you can't beg for a kiss i feel sick it doesn't have to be giant but it can can make your routine does that work can i just can i just give you a kiss please i just i don't kiss any of those no but the questions that he's actually said he's actually like she said kiss me on the cheek and he's gone no no can i can i just kiss him he's negotiating a kiss oh skippy lads skippy scary this is so painful do we have to finish it i can't i really don't want we're surely we're near the end i think this is i think if i never got into youtube this could be me now you admit it a guy wanting to kiss a girl shouldn't be a shock to a cute girl it should kind of be expected right [Music] oh not my mom go away there ain't no chance she's coming back that was actually really hard to watch skippy for your big bugger your big bug [ __ ] [ __ ] both of you you know we're glad we could have skippy in the sidemen and bogo could have been outrageous i'm a handsome young strapping [Laughter] [Laughter] oh this is this outrageous you know i can't believe it i can't believe i'm getting this abuse all right thanks for watching boys um [ __ ] you all [Music] you

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Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 21 2020