SIDEMEN REACT TO AMERICA'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS

yo welcome ladies and gentlemen to yet another simon reaction today we're reacting to america's dumbest criminals i'm very excited for this and if you guys used to watch this on discovery channel that was a there was a whole show of this just on the discovery channel it was great oh no maybe it's on bravo discovery no no no no my brain it was on bravo i don't think i used to watch those tv shows oh i i didn't used to watch tv much well you know i used to play warhammer like warhammer's lit stick around for this good one go ahead this is john spinning trying to get to court okay you're gonna show up you know he's supposed to be there to face theft charges he couldn't get a ride i did say he was facing theft charges right okay got it stole a van oh my god to get to court again oh wow what a boy oh what a gig a to b bro you've got to get it done he still managed to like steal a van somehow the duplication glitch did double down on the cops he doubled down on the charges what's his excuse i got to i got the call he actually almost pulled it off but he parked the stolen van at the courthouse in the cockpit stolen america's got special breeds to just stab the uh the victim at the location nice right there it's 77 year old male apparently he's upstairs in his apartment all right i surrender he ain't got no choice just making sure you don't have any other weapons on you sir what kind of weapon am i supposed to have i don't know sir well did you find any weapons no sir i sure didn't well better luck next time bro the surrender bit was so good i'm surrendered you ain't got no choice you've already been peppered well you can't do that jim okay oh daddy two shoes for you okay all right jim we need you to stand up okay how can i stand up we'll help you we're gonna help you jim why don't i look like a helicopter somewhere have you used any narcotics tonight yeah what'd you use lsd pcp heroin cocaine what else you want to know [Laughter] might be the weirdest 9-1-1 call any of us have ever heard megan but it is worth its weight in gold 24 year old timothy shape breaks into a house in portland oregon he takes a shower right and then he calls 9-1-1 when the owner comes home the 9-1-1 tape runs six and a half minutes i'm going to play you the best parts beginning with the beginning listen oh no i just broke into a house and the order wasn't yeah you broke into the house he goes on to say i don't know where i am right i have no idea where i am and then he begins talking to the dispatcher about the owner who just came home listen uh i [Laughter] uh the cops finally came and arrested the guy bro this is unreal his hair was still wet from the shower apparently the cops said he didn't want to steal anything he just needed a shower oh oh i mean i know i love the homeowner's question too why why are you in my shower it just wanted it was i just wanted to smell good thing when we had a date and he was like [ __ ] i ain't got a house i don't know what i'd do if someone was in my shower though i'd probably get i'd probably be yeah i think you'd lose it bro i think i'd lose it yeah i said ah because in hindsight he just wanted to shower but i'd [ __ ] myself and then i'd switch he'd be on the floor probably not moving get out of here man look at his car they just made a drug deal and now he's trying to get away from us 182. stop moving around show me your hands you got no need or nothing right all right last chance to be honest with me i'ma charge you with tampering with evidence last chance yeah no i didn't i don't right come on up your ass there dude you holding it in there or what oh man it's just loose the last thing i want to find is an uncapped needle on this one i told you oh my god oh he got something up he does that's what he was shoving he's got heroin up there too yeah bro they put heroin in their ass that's so mad got anything else up here nope bend down and down oh you i didn't know people did that you know my guy was trying to get a high and he hit a new laugh so bro they saw the fed's coming and just started putting heroin in our ass that's oh my god oh my god i feel a bit ill a dallas woman tonight hoping to track down whoever stole her cell phone this after she was able to access photos that were taken with that stolen phone andrea lucia live in uptown dallas to explain andrea this is live yeah bianca dobby making a quick stop at this atm in the west village when she believes several teens stole her cell phone from her open car window it was two days later she realized that cell phone was still taking pictures and still uploading them to the cloud whoever these teens are definitely shouldn't be on bianca dobby's phone literally laugh out loud in the middle of the att store i was like wow what an idiot dabby says her phone disappeared last saturday afternoon while she was at this atm she remembers being approached by teens raising money for a basketball team they're like excuse me how are you doing we're taking donations a minute later she got back in the car her phone was gone and so were they she's not prime american soccer mom oh yeah 100 like she's got the whole outfit like like this is i don't mind me a soccer mom would you hey the only reaction channel on youtube where this is gonna happen hey hey yeah it'd be really not too good i couldn't have really identified them had it not been for the pictures that were taken on my phone dobby says she discovered this video and these pictures monday i'm trying to replace it right away i figured it out and kind of laughed that you know how idiotic it was to take pictures on his stolen phone a man in farmington is in big trouble tonight for dialing 9-1-1 what a story this is listen to this he called police to ask them how much trouble he could get in because he's growing pot at home well police had an answer for him a pair of handcuffs news 8's jamie mural on the scene in farmington 911 dispatchers here in farmington get a vast array of calls on a daily basis but thursday night they got a call that can best be described as well a little different 911 what's the location of your emergency let's not get into that yet it was eight o'clock thursday night when farmington police dispatched i have a question is this an emergency sir it depends is it life-threatening or an active crime in progress crime in progress [Laughter] i was just growing some marijuana i was just wondering what the how much you know trouble you can get into for one plant it's a first yeah i i can't say i've ever had this happen before depends on how big the plant is it's only a seedling now it's possession didn't take long for a call to go out to narcotics officers who arrived at michaelson's house on waterville road and find a small amount of marijuana and some drug paraphernalia he did tell officers that he did it because he wanted to make his mother angry as mr mickelson after he was processed and was heading home he had one more message for dispatchers but he didn't say a word he spun around and stuck both middle fingers up at the dispatchers all right thanks for the info yo always yeah but that's the one that doesn't want to disrespect his mom all right thanks for the info you're welcome a report of a stolen van from the airport from the airport over there so we spotted it going by is that your car no it's a friend of mine's car a friend of yours just came from the hilton hotel a good friend or a bat or a good friend real good yeah how come he called us and told us that you stole his van for five minutes we know how long you've been gone i don't know why i called and told you that i don't either must not be a good friend then huh how long have you known kevin about 20 minutes three days good friend good friend three days so this crack pipe that i got wrapped up in a napkin isn't yours then right no it's not that's not yours no no no it's your purse though right yeah it's my birthday but somebody stuck this in your purse these are your cigarettes should be a lighter in there those are bad for you yeah especially that crack and here is his wallet he told me if i got pulled over to show his license right here oh well that works right yeah close uh he's got a little bit more facial hair oh my god [Laughter] we just saw him make a buy at that house we were just talking about and uh so basically bought him some drugs now we're going to initiate a traffic stop on him let me ask you this yes sir if you don't know what it is he's too big for the heckles if you don't know what it is that he gave you why would you put it in your mouth i don't know i didn't know what it was he just gave it to me okay wait a minute he gave you something could have been poisoned i didn't know what it was just put it in your mouth i'm trying to wear it for the crosstalk task force i made a deal with them that would make a buy for them and let them know where i got the stuff okay that's the truth so you're telling this you're doing this in cooperation with the narcotics task force when rci makes a buy for us a covered buy they have to do it with us and their presence they just can't go outlaw and do it themselves that was i love it i love i love how the police just laugh well this is episode 10 i want to get some more of these i want to get some more of these the special breed bro special the same happens in in england you've seen the there's the english version it's true it's true if you guys enjoyed if you want to see an english version leave a like make sure you subscribe peace out guys [Music] you

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Length: 12min 57sec (777 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 27 2020