SIDEMEN HOT TUB MUKBANG

(Tobi screaming) - No, no, no! (JJ yelling) - And, the flip. - Oh, my God. - Oh no, it's done, it's done. - Jesus, I'm trying to eat a burger, please. (JJ screaming) (Sidemen laughing) (water sloshing) (ball thumping) (Sidemen cheering) - Last year, we released our first collectibles with Youtooz, and this year, this Friday, the 20th of August, we are back with a new set. (Sidemen cheering) - Come on! (energetic upbeat music) - [Simon] Our Youtooz are dropping August 20th at 3:00 PM EST or 8:00 PM in London and each figure is based on a favourite moment of each of us. - Ay! - There you go, unbox yourself. - You can do it, stick your thumb into it. - Yo, chill. (Sidemen laugh) - The first release sold out in a couple of days. So mark your calendars and cop them before they are gone forever. Open the box nicely, JJ, that's a collectible. - Oh shit, I got like extra stuff. I got a flame. - [Josh] Got the boost, boys. - See that? OG in this game. - I low-key want that one. (Sidemen laugh) - You said that out loud, so it's high-key now. - [Vik] That's sick. - That is sick. - Hey, and it's got the little Boy Better Know inside as well. - I don't understand why I'm as dark as you though. - I'm looking hella chocolatey here, I'm not gonna lie to you. - I love how none of you can say anything. (Sidemen laugh) You guys are just nodding, like yup. - We're just smiling along. - If you do buy the whole set, you get something special. - And a special bonus, anyone that cops the collection of seven will get limited edition Sidemen x Youtooz Teddy for free. - Bang! The Sidemen plushy. (Sidemen cheer) - I actually really want one of these. - I want one of them too. - Wait, wait, can I have it? - [Tobi] For anyone who can't get one, we're doing a giveaway with the winner getting the teddy signed by all of the Sidemen and a free set of the figures. - Oh, he's signing the ass. This is how you know it's us that signed it. All you have to do to enter is click the link in the description and follow the instruction. - [JJ] The winner will be picked on the day of the drop. Remember to mark your calendar and set an alarm for this Friday. The drop goes live at 3:00 PM EST/ 8:00 PM London and once it sells out, they're gone forever. - Welcome back to the Sidemen-- (water sloshes) (Sidemen laugh) - Straight up the nose. - Welcome back to the Sidemen channel. Mukbangs are some of our most viewed videos on this channel, so we were looking around the internet, we went on Twitch, we saw a lot of people watching other people in hot tubs. So we thought, why don't we do that? (Sidemen cheering) - Don't touch my legs, bro. - We're doing a mukbang and yeah, it's gonna be what it is. We got a barbecue going on this side, we got drinks. It's gonna be a good time. Now, I can see everyone's already eyeing up the barbecue. One of the hot tubs is gonna get to eat the barbecue food first and we're gonna start with a game - A game? - To see who that is. - Where's our flamingo gone? - Bro, stop, get rid of all our things. - I didn't do it. - Parrot attack. - Okay, your tea is going first, you get-- - Fucking hell. (Sidemen laugh) - That's what you're on. - Your team goes first. You get one throw each and whichever team sinks more goes through, it'll go to sudden death. - You want me to hold it? - Let it float. - Keep it in the middle. - No, let it fly. - Nothing but net. - Yeah, none of you let-- - We're not touching it. - All right. - Good luck. - One shot each. - You got this, you got this. - What, with my left side? - Yeah. - Can you not shoot with your right? - No. - No, he's got a broken thumb. - But you can't just push with your palm? - Oh, we're ropes. - He can't even hold on. - He's drifting. - Oh my God. - Jesus Christ. - Okay. - Go on. - Ah. - Oh Lord. - Oh, it's all onto me. - Harry was touching it. - Oh! - Aw. - We need one. - I should have gone for the B-ball throw. - We need one. - It's touching me. - Oh, aw. - Oh, go on Vik. - Aw. - Oh. - Thank God. - It's rolling closer, no. - Aw. - Ah. - Send us the hoop. - Do you wanna go again? - Yeah, we may as well - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Go first. - You start this round. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Poor. (Simon screams) - This is no one sinks it at all. - Someone's, you remember the first ever mukbang we did and we were trying to throw, like the fluffy toy in the thing and no one got it for ages. - All right. - Okay. - What are you doing? - Nothing, here we go. - Bring it. - Put it back in the middle. - The barbecue. - Okay, I'm going. - Aw. - Aw. - Oh, fucking hell man. - Ah. - Throw it at them, throw it at them, throw it at them. - That's money. (Sidemen gasp) - That was the money shot. - Bro! - I don't want to be here. - Aw. - So, this is the whole mukbang. (Harry and Vik laugh) - That's money. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh my God. - Why! (Sidemen laugh) You can do this. - Oh shit. - That's a wild ball. - All right, this time. - Yeet! - It's such a light ball. - He's made it. - Aw. - Oh my God. - Could we play a different game, like first one to drop it. - Drop what? - The ball. - [Josh] Oh, like volleyball? - Yeah. - So, if you hit it out of the pool, just leave it. It's like, this is a table tennis table. - Just aim for me, yeah, pretty much. (Simon and Vik laugh) (water sloshing) (Sidemen cheering) - One nil. - One nil, one nil. First to two, first to two. - One nil? - First to two? - First two, yeah. - He did say, he did say it. - Oh, shit. - Okay, someone else go. - Don't let us down. - He did say it. - Ready? (water sloshing) - Oh. - Oh. - Someone else, yes. (Sidemen cheering) - I'm not touching it. - Good throw bro. - No, no, I shouldn't. - This is it. - Ooh. (Sidemen cheering) - What a pike. - Yeah! - Yeah. - Oi, why was that actually a sick sport? - What are they for? - Well I don't know but they're fucking annoying. - What do you mean what are they for? - Well in a hot tub, what are they for? - And it's just fucking flippers in the hot tub, why? - All right. - What are we talking about then? - For our first topic, worst/most embarrassing experience drunk. Who's got one? - But where's Ethan? - Well, I'm out. - Oh. - Yeah, you forgot about that. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. (Sidemen laugh) - This whole video, like hello. - Yeah, where is Ethan? - He's had... - Personal issues. - Personal issues. - Yeah. - So he cannot be here today. - Harry was trying to think of something like random as fuck to say. - No, I was just trying to think of a nice way to put it. - Yeah. - But it's not-- - He was eating fish and chips and he choked on a fish. - He can't be here for personal reasons. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But nothing bad, like he hasn't like gone to prison or like touched anyone or something, like, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - No, yeah. (Sidemen laugh) - What? All right. - Yeah, all right. - Oh. - They lost though. - I saw, that's 'cause of the conversation I saw you have earlier, isn't it? - I said I mocktail. - I need a mocktail. - Ah. - Oh. - I had made first 'cause no alcohol. - Ah, I get you. - Oh. - Sure. - Pussy. - No, I don't want it. - No, I don't. - I want alcohol, fam. - Drunk moments, go. - Yeah, yeah, so anyone got any-- - [Josh] Simon. - Drunk/most embarrassing moment. - I had Josh come and pick me up from-- - And me, hey! - And you, yeah. Well, I FaceTimed Josh, well, the bouncer FaceTimed Josh. - (laughs) I got-- - Was this first Sidemen house? - Yeah, yeah, I got a phone call at 3:00 AM and it's Simon's number. - Oh! - Thank you. - It's a bouncer speaking. - No one cares. - Hold that thought. (JJ and Tobi laugh) - Everyone's got drinks now, no one cares. (JJ laughs) - What's with a mukbang then? Ah, it's fine, so anyway. - This is why you wait for the food though. - Yeah, and Si was like sucking this guy off. (Sidemen laugh) You won't believe it like, - He's enjoying the session. - He had cum all over his face - We're talking about drunk experiences, I was sober. - Oh, once upon a time then. - Great, brilliant. - This is nice. - Yeah, now what? - This is a good pina colada, this video is gonna go one way and one way only. (Harry laugh) - The middle two are the pina coladas and they're strawberry daquaris. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - JJ. - One extra step, so they don't fall. - JJ, just so you know, they're all yours. - They're all mine? - I'm driving. (Tobi laughs) - But, but-- - JJ is having fun over there. - See that one off. - JJ's getting licked. - See it off. - JJ's getting licked. - No, no, no, I'm not gonna see it off. - Wasn't that what the mukbang is, the hot tubs have to finish the drinks they get handed. - Yeah, yeah, see it off. - It was. That was the first rule. - Look at this banana boat. (Sidemen laugh) - There's no room over here. - See it off. - I'm not seeing this off. - See it off. - See it off. - Give odds, give odds. - This mukbang is, no, no, no. What is this mukbang? ♪ We like to drink with JJ ♪ ♪ 'Cause JJ is our mate ♪ - How has this happened? ♪ And when we drink with JJ ♪ - Every time we do a mukbang ♪ He get it down in eight ♪ - We don't actually talk about anything, we just drink ♪ Seven, six, five ♪ - And you lot watch this ♪ Four, three ♪ (Sidemen laugh) - No! - Oh, no! - No! - It went in your mocktail as well. - Aw. - Well, at least they finished the drinks, like they get... - There you go. - Yeah! - They finished their drinks. - Yeah, fuck it. Well done. - You lot are lying in strawberry daquiri. - Fucking hell. - You're swimming in daiquiri. (Sidemen laugh) - How does that even happen? How does that even? - After singing the song. (laughs) - Anyway, you know what's the best part of the story with you, thanks for that, it's a lemon, the best part of the story is your friend - Oh, yeah. - Who was on a night out with you, had-- - No one knows the story 'cause you weren't listening. - I don't know the story, I haven't heard this before. - I don't know what's going on. - There isn't much to it, to be fair. I basically went out, yeah, left the club very drunk, don't remember it. - Yeah. - Was walking down the road, passed out, collapsed on the floor. - Yeah. - Threw up all over myself. - Oh, lovely. - And started just going ah, like that. - Yep. - Bouncer came up, looked after me. - Oh, how sweet. - And was like, oh, do you have anyone I can call? And I was like, phone Josh, phone Josh. So, Josh gets a FaceTime from this big bouncer. Hello mate, your mate's in a state and it's just me like, hi Josh. (Sidemen laugh) - What a nice bouncer. Normally, they're not like that. - Yeah. - I know. - Yeah, I rate that. - So Josh came and picked me up with Vik. - Yeah. - In the middle of London. - No, but my favourite part was, yeah, your friend was there and like, he was trying to get a girl and you were ruining his night by being really drunk. - Hey, they came back and banged in our spare room. - We booked them a cab. - Oh, yeah, yeah, wait. - Wait, who? - I drove an hour to pick you up. - And they are still together. - Who? - Wait, for real? - Lucky dog. - They're still together. - Josh booked him a cab, him and the girl a cab to our house 'cause they were gonna go back with you, but we didn't have room in the cars. - [Tobi] Simon's mate? - Yeah, 'cause we drove to pick him up and then he was with two friends or whatever. - It was a guy and a girl - And a girl he just met. - Had not gone home with the rest of my mates to look after me. So then Josh booked them a cab. - To our house. - So, you are Cupid. - To our house. - No, I'm Cupid. - No, you're Cupid's cab driver. - (laughs) Okay, I'll take it, it's something. What's Vik then? Cupid's cab driver's passenger? - I wanna put it on the side, fam. - Want another one? - No, I'm done. Where am I gonna drink the other one? - Everywhere. - Yeah. (laughs) - We going around the hot tubs, so Harry's turn. - I think I've told, like all my drunk stories I've had, I've told but I've got one that's not drunk, can I get away with that one? - Yeah sure. - It's close. - What? - How is it close? - It's not drunk but it's like, it would also, I don't know, basically so - Intoxicated. - I had a shoot a couple of weeks ago, which was with Amazon or something and for it, they got me to drink hot sauce and me being me, I was, oh just fucking, they gave me like a spoon, I was like, I'll just drink from the bottle to look cool. I did not get paid enough for this shoot, but I was like, okay, I'll drink it from the bottle. And it was all right and then I went and got a taxi after and I just like started like profusely hot sweating, like awful pain in my stomach, like I had to lie under my seatbelt, I was lying on the floor of the taxi, I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry boss. I gave him a tenner 'cause he was flipping out 'cause I'm not wearing my seatbelt. So that pain subsides, 'cause it's like digesting at this point. I get home, I have to like, I have to sit at the bottom of my stairs for a while and then eventually like crawl my way up the stairs. I get to my bathroom, like it's the worst pain I've felt in years, I swear to God, like inside me, I'm burning up. So, I'm on all fours like this, just like in pain and I can't move 'cause anytime I'm move an inch, my innards are moving obviously, so it's awful pain and I need to wee. (Tobi and JJ laugh) - No, no you didn't. - Don't tell me you-- - No you didn't. - So I'm-- - I don't know where this is going. - I'm here like this on the floor in all fours and I just piss myself. - Oh my God. - When was this? - Like, a month ago. - You pissed yourself a month ago? - Bro. - Sober. (Sidemen laugh) - Yeah, bro, yeah. But I'm on all fours like this, and it's a wet room, so the water like, it goes down towards the drain. So I'm just sitting there, like just watching my piss flow past my face. - (laughs) He told me this story and he's like, "Is this normal?" I'm like, "No it's not normal." - Bro, it was awful. And I had to like, reach up and turn the shower on and just sit at the bottom of the shower, like. - How long were you there for? - Not long, it lasted for like 10, 15 minutes, but then it was a bad night-- - In your piss? - No, no, no. (Sidemen laugh) Yeah, that was a terrible story. - That is good. - You're next Vik. - Your turn. - One of the first times I went to America, I went with Microsoft and they took us on like a bar crawl and I got, let's say, pretty drunk and then we ended up, all the bars closed at like two, I think they close quite early in LA, I think. So, we went back to one of the like account managers for Microsoft, we went back to his hotel suite and I was in the bin. Ethan shows up out of nowhere for some reason and I'm so gone that he realises that he could odds on me to down a bottle of whiskey. - Did you say Ethan? - Yeah, Ethan. - Where's Ethan come from? - Microsoft, surprise. - He just, I dunno, I don't remember. My memory's in like chunks for that night. So, he's turned up and it's like a mini-bar bottle of whiskey, so it's like 200 mils, like one of these ones. He's like, he said I'll give you a grand if you down it. So I don't remember this, apparently I pick up the bottle of whiskey and I drink the whole thing like it's water. That's how drunk I must've been. - Did you get the grand? - I've heard this story. - He gave me the money in cash. - Okay. - I then stood up in the room full of like Microsoft people that have like brought us out on this trip, like other, like YouTube and stuff. I stood up, I made the whole, I made it rain across the room. I then walked straight to the bathroom and just started throwing up and then I left and went back to my room and that's yeah, I haven't really worked much with Microsoft since, so. (Sidemen laugh) - Fair play, man. - So yeah. - Nice. - Yeah. - Do you think that's why? - Yeah, I think it might be why. - [Simon] Yeah, he literally threw a grand on them. (Sidemen laugh) - He made it rain on the Microsoft higher-ups. - And then, I went and threw up in their like suite bathroom, and I just left without saying anything. - That's the old school Vikkstar. - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right. - KS1. - I mean, I feel like everyone's seen or heard of most of my shit. - Um, whoa. - I mean, do you guys remember the time I had y-tee'd? - What? - He threw up, whited. - As in like I-- - Who calls it whiteed? - No, whiteed is-- - Whiteed is something different. - [Simon] Whiteed is not just alcohol. - Oh no, no, so this isn't alcohol. - When was this? We're not admitting to anything. (Sidemen laugh) - Someone is, no I'm not. - Well, this is when I had a shit tonne of weed. - In America. - Yeah, not in our house. - No, it was in America. - It was in Amsterdam. - And then yeah, I just ate a load of edibles. I thought I could take it and then I didn't. - And then what happened? - Then I threw up on myself. - Is that the first time, hey? - And what, and that was it? - That was it, I just threw up on myself repeatedly. - Nice. - That's a great story. - Yeah, I don't know, I'm not really great at stories. - The character development was perfect. (Sidemen laugh) - Oh, okay. Next. - My story is the same old story though. - Why does this feel like a therapy session? (Sidemen laugh) - Like Alcoholics Anonymous. - It's helping. - Get it out. - Go on Tobi, give us your best drunk story. - Yeah. - I only have the one and he's fault. - The one. - Wait, you must've had another drunk story. - Is this the train one? - Yeah. - Yes. - Oh, what a day. - [Harry] But you've already said that. - Oh what, when you puked on the train. - Oh, well. - We evacuated. - Spoiler alert. - Come on, do it. The whole thing, run it, run it, run it. - Well, I decided to try alcohol for a video and I had the genius idea of letting big Bog and big Behz take control of that video. - Praying that you-- - The worst mistake-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Hey, hey, hey! - We won the game. - Go on, then. - No, no, no. - We won the game. - We won the game. - We won the game, we get food first. - What are you doing? - There's like a bee above my head or something. - Ayo, no! No! - Ah! - Thank you. - Thank you. - Bro, why didn't you say something? Should of just took it from her. Bro, reactions. - You said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Will this float? - [Josh] That is true, you did say that. - Bro, it's-- - It's in paper. - Yeah and also, bro this is like holes. - Ayo, can we have a better topic, that's dead. - This mukbang isn't mukking or banging. - Yeah, it's just-- - They gotta wait for a bit, right, they're not getting served up soon. - Take your time. - Take your time, yeah. - Take your time. - No rush for them. - Ayo, can we have like a better topic? - Ah! - That's fucking dead. - This is good. - I'm busy. - Okay. - You think of a topic. - You pick a topic now. - You think of a topic, yeah. - You want me to think of a topic? - Let's go, yeah. - You want him to think of a topic? - I'll back you. - It's gonna be like, how many times have you done this to do with your penis. - I'll back you. - You'll back everything? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, no, no. - You know I will as well. - Josh, why? - Okay, all right, would you eat your miss's... - My miss's? - Shit? - My miss's? - Jesus- - For 10 million? - I'm trying to eat a burger, please. - Yeah. - For 10 million? - How much? - 10 mil, easy. - JJ, how much? - 10 mil. - How much poo? - Bro. - Oh, just one like plop. - One nugget? - Yeah, 10 mil. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Easy 10 mil. Thank you, appreciate it. - Do you want me to take that? - You'll eat it? - 10 mil? - Straight up. - Yeah. - One plop. - Mad. - Yeah easy, 10 mil. - I think most people would. - Yeah. - Eating poo ain't good for you, right? - Wait, what's a better topic that we had, which was a bit mad? - What? - I don't know. - That's as mad as you can go? - I got one if you want it. - Would you? - Yeah, go for it. - But you have to back it. - I wouldn't do it. - But you have to answer it. - I'll answer. - Yeah? - Yeah. - All right, you're an inch and a half deep in your mum and your dad's nut inch and a half deep on you. - Which way do you move? - Which way do you move bro? - I'm going backwards, I'm going backwards. - Oh, my mum's getting it. (Sidemen laugh) - Yeah, yeah. - Ah, don't say it like that. - No, no, no, no, no, the whole point of the answer is, you're answering to like how you're gonna escape. You not gonna give it to your mom. - Oh no, I give it to my mom and I escape from my ass. - That wasn't part of the question. - You're just gonna-- - I'm not getting. - Not part of the question. - I'm not receiving anal anymore. - Or you just go forward an inch and a half, - No, bro. - You don't gotta give it to your mum. (Sidemen laugh) - Where has that come from? - That's TikTok. - Stephen Tries made a good point If you move backwards, you're not doing it to your mom without her really like wanting it. - Wanting it? - Lads, what's happened here? - I don't know, he said think of a mad topic. - If you step to the side, (Sidemen laugh) Realistically, you're going to escape. - Well if you go back, your dad is getting deeper in you. - That was the correct answer. - You didn't think about this. - No, no, I mean, I think you're fucked-- - He said he's giving it to his mum. - No, no, no, you're fucked anyway, you're in that situation. - You're literally fucked. - But if you step to the side, it'll only get worse. - It's already done. - Yeah, but it doesn't get worse. - Nah, it's already over. - What do you do though? - What you mean, what you gonna do? - What do you mean it can't get worse, it's worse. - It's worse, it's lasting longer, you can end it straight away. - It's worse. - End it how? - By putting it forward or back. - You end one and you continue another. - No, then you pull out after that. - (laughs) No. - He's gonna give it to his mum. He said she's getting it. - Listen, just-- - Ayo, you know that's the only topic Vik has you know. - No I got loads of them on my phone, but I'm just eating. - Oh he's just eating, oh bless, calm. - Yeah, but that's not gonna help. - We'll let you guys eat then. - It's a mukbang, you talk while eating. - Let them eat. - That's the whole point of a mukbang. - Hey, you lot talk about it. - Huh, pardon me? - We were letting you lot talk about it while we eat. - Oh, he didn't finish - We're sharing the mukbang responsibility. - his story, you rudely ignored him. - Good food topic. - All right, here's one for you, JJ. Come on, I know you're waiting for it. - Ayo, we get 10 plus million views for this. (Sidemen laugh) - Yeah, 10 million people have you seen go, my mum would get it. - That's outrageous. - Fam, do you know how hard I have to work to get 10 million views on a video? - Not very, react to Reddit probably. - Nah, nah, nah. - Twice. - Depends on the topic but like. - Yeah, get a good thumbnail and a title, easy. - Here JJ, I got you with a topic, you'll like this one. - Call out one person to fight Oh no. - Let's get a prediction, Jake Paul, Tyron Woodley. - Oh, that's a good one. - Who takes it? - Okay. - Talk us through it, don't get it wrong this time. - He's shorter than Jake Paul. - He is shorter than-- - Stop fighting shorter people, fight someone your height. (JJ laughs) - Fight someone that's long. - Bro, I'm tired of this. - Like Fight Miniminter. - The height though, bro, it's fucking Tyron Woodley. - I don't care bro. - It's Tyron Woodley. - I don't want any- - Tyron Woodley's 3'4'' - Size picked advantages. - And he can boot someone's face in, like-- - Yeah but he can't boot anyone. - Yeah, yeah, he's punching. - But bro. - I'll take him, fuck Jake Paul. - Yeah, all right, Miniminter calls out Jake Paul. - Bridge match, bridge match. - Also added to Sidemen Shorts, subscribe to Sidemen Shorts. - I got Sidemen shorts. - Why you just got to ruin everything? - Shut up you little nonce. You wanna fuck your mum. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? - What? - What are you gonna do? - Ay, Josh is living in GTA too long. - Why you did you say it? - What do you do in that situation? - I told you, step to the side-- - Taking it from your dad or-- - You're becoming Tommy T. Like, you never go like, shut up you little nonce. - I know, I can't help it. - Thank you very much. - It's a natural reaction. - Oh they've got their food now, oh, happy days. - Thank you very much. - [Simon] That means we have to talk now. - Yeah. Well, I think Jake Paul is actually gonna win. - Yeah. - I think Jake Paul will win. - You think Jake Paul? - I wonder if there's a fight- - Use your head, it's fucking Tyron Woodley. - Yeah, that's what I mean, if he beats Tyron Woodley, I'm like fucking fair play but. - I think he wins. - Yeah. - I think Jake wins. - I think he does too. You know he's the bookie's favourite? - He is? - Yeah. If you wanna bet, you get more money betting on Tyron Woodley than you do Jake Paul, which is kinda crazy. - Is he gonna win? Who's gonna win? - Jake's gonna win. Jake's too smart to pick someone he won't beat. But he (blows raspberry). - Or is he, or does he just know he's getting paid and he'll keep going until he loses one. Keep getting paid more and more until he loses one? - I genuinely think it's like, it's a hard fight. - It's a hard fight but- - It's a really hard fight. - There were people that were saying Ben Askrin was gonna be a hard fight. - KSI. - Yeah. (Sidemen laugh) - I mean, we all knew he wasn't gonna do well. - I remember you saying he'll win. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, I thought he was gonna do better than he did. - You thought he was gonna win. - I don't know, I wanna see, Tommy Fury's fighting in the undercard, right? - Yeah. - Tommy Fury. - And if he wins and Jake wins, they fight. - When is this fight? - 29th. - Pretty soon. I don't know, bro- - We literally just promoted Jake Paul's fight. I can't believe it. - What day is it on? - Everyone knows it's happening. - Yeah, we're all watching. All right, who else is fighting soon? We got, I don't even know. - KSI v Adam Saleh. - Fury versus Wilder. - No, no, no, shut up, - Tobi's fighting soon. - Confirmed prediction. - Yeah, you're fighting. - Yeah, what happened bro? - I don't know. - What is this, what happened? - He's fighting confirmed. - Kirk Richard thought it'd be funny to say I was fighting someone, but he said it in a really obvious way that it wasn't true. Everyone believed it anyway. - I thought it was true, I saw it, I was fucking hell Tobi, - I DM's him. - Go on lad. - Yeah. - You all thought it was true 'cause of that picture where I'm looking wham. - And do you know what it is, it's 'cause you wouldn't, I don't think you'd tell us. Like, you're very secret, - I would tell you - Nah, you'd be like. - If I was fighting someone. - Boys, I'm fighting next week - I DM'd him and I was like, I was like, what is this? Are you just trolling people? And he was like, yeah, maybe I took it too far. Next day, I load his Instagram again - He has three more posts. - He's done another five stories. - Yeah! And he said, sorry to me. I'm like what? You're posting more and you're saying sorry. - You should fight someone Tobi. - No, no, no. - Let's find you an opponent. - Fight Vik. - No. - Come on then. - Vik's looking wham you know. Ay, he's your trainer now. - You two fight. - Fight Deji. - Who? - Deji. - Oh, no. - No. - We do not want more beef with the Olatunjes. - Yes, yes. (Sidemen laugh) - We had a lovely conversation with Deji at your party. - If I fight Deji, who you backing? - Ooh. - Oh fuck. - Nah, nah I get it. - Look what you've done. - Actually, nah, don't fight Tobi. - What, you got a better convo, come on. - New topic. (Sidemen laugh) - He just took a bigger bite at his burger. - What about Hasbulla, Tobi? Same weight class. (Sidemen laugh) - Do you know if that happened? - No, he's asking for like 20 mil to fight, I think. - 20 mil? - 20 mil. - Yeah. - What does Hasbulla do, like in general? - He's small, I think. - I saw him flying a helicopter the other day. - But he lives the life, you know, he lives a sick life. - Your last semen like. - Every time I see him, he's got a weapon in his hand. - In the helicopter, in the pilot seat, just flying a helicopter. - It wasn't a toy helicopter? - No. - He could have still been in it. (Tobi laughs) - It's like the Euro thing innit, you know that little car that loses the ball. It's just Hasbulla driving it. - The meme of when it comes to him, like the car. (Sidemen laugh) Oh dear. - Why isn't Gib fighting again yet? - I don't know, who's he gonna fight? - Yeah, who does he fight? - He's not gonna fight, Deji's not gonna happen. - No one wants it. - He's gonna fight Jay Swinger I know Jay Swinger wants more amateur fights and Slim wants to fight him but Slim's a bit, fucking, nobody knows who Slim is. (Sidemen laugh) It's true bro, it's true. - No one fucking does. - What happened with your sparring thing? - Adam isn't serious. He's not in England. - But what did he say? - All right, he said he'd destroye me. I was like, all right, go then, come to England and he's not in England. - He wanted to do it - So he's doing it for clout. - For clout though. - Yeah, yeah. - And he wanted to film it. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - He doesn't want to actually fight you, he just wants some relevancy. - Would you have filmed it? - Would I have filmed it? Probably not. - You could film it for proof, right? - Nah because I don't need to. - We would wanna watch it. - Yeah, what is he doing? - No, that's what the argument was, was JJ said-- - I know he doesn't want people to see how he boxes, but we would wanna watch it. - So what if you did it and then like, he's like, oh yeah, I stacked him in sparring. - I'll be like, look at your face. - It's a spar, so you shouldn't really be fucking shit up. - No, no, his face would have been fucked. - That is true, all these YouTuber spars, like a spar's supposed to be like a friendly like feel each other out thing, no? - Yeah, just like a spar. - They're just going there to fucking wig each other like. - It's a fight with headgear. - Pretty much, yeah. - Oh boys, storm's a coming. - The English weather is- - Oh boy. - It was nice to us for a moment. - Oh, it's back. - Oh. - Yay! - Yeah, the sun. - Tobi. - That was a quick storm. - If you can swim a width of the swimming pool, I'll neck my drink. - Did he ask for width? - You could probably just push off from one side to the other. - A length? - A width is more. - Because he could push it. - Push off from one side - I don't feel like getting and get to the other. - It's warm though. - It's really warm. - That sounds like a good deal. - Don't do it, it's a trap. - It's a trap? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a trap? - Nah, that's a good deal. - I've spoken with my team. Aw. - We politely decline. - It's a trap. - It's a good deal. - Not again. (Sidemen laugh) - It was a boat. - We should play a game to figure out who has to jump in the pool. - It's not really. - All right, go on then. - Are you a good swimmer, right? - Yeah. - He's a good swimmer. - How good a swimmer? - I don't know, I'm concerned now. - Would you like a race to the front pool? - Vik, do you have like, Vik. - They're gonna have a race. - Yeah, Vik's taking that easy. - I don't know. - Vik's taking this easy. - Do you have swimming trophies? - Do you reckon? - I don't know. - Have you seen Vik? He's a fish. - No, I don't know. - There's only one way to find out. - Yeah, sure. - All right, all right. Let's do it, let's do it. - Are we diving? - No, no, let's start in the shallow end-- - And push off. - Do you want push off? - No push off? - Push off? Do you want push off? - No, I want push off. - You want push off? All right, we can push off, we can push off. - No push off, no push off. - You wanna do like a whole front flip and push back, you crafty fucker. - Are you ready? - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right. Three, two, one, go. All right, Vik has already taken a small lead. - And the flip, ready. - And the flip. - Oh my God. - Damn. - Oh no, it's done, it's done. - That was techy. - Ayo, yo, Vik's flip was mad. - That was techy bro. - I aint never seen a flip like that. - That was some Olympic shit. - Told you he's incredible. - Ayo, it's done, it's done. - Harry impressed me though. - He was good. - Yeah, Harry did all right. - I think it's not that a long a pool to make much difference. - Yeah, Vik can't get the difference in. You put long distance, Vik smashes that easy. - Who needs the Olympics when you've got the Sidemen? - That flip was cold as well, you know. - Thank you, thank you. - I rate the flip. - How's he gonna ask me to swim? I've got a fucking floaty on in the hot tub. (JJ laughs) - Would you rather-- - We won the game. - Wait, what? - We won the game, so we get food first. - How many games did you win? You won one game bruv. - Yeah, and that's what we played for. - No, we won the swimming race as well. - You lost it, oh wait, fuck. - What, against yourself? - Thank you mate. - Sweet, thank you very much. - Would you rather-- - Oh, is that halloumi? - Yeah. - Does this float? - It will, so long as water doesn't go through the gap. - All right boys, let's no splash about. - Can we have the ketchup please? - Oi lads, would you rather have a six pack or grow four inches? - Six pack. - Four inches. - I'm tall enough. - Four inches. - Four inches. - This is easy. - Four inches easily. - So, JJ, you'd be six foot three. - Easy, sorted. - No six pack though. - I don't give a fuck bruv. - So for me to grow four inches, I'd have to lose my six pack? - Yes. - Yeah. That is a good question, right? - Oh shit, what you picking? - Oh, I don't care about height enough, I genuinely don't. - That's four inches. - It's true but four inches might be too much you know. Like, do you wanna be six five? - I'd be six five. - Nah, nah, no, you'd be five eight. - I'm five eight now. - No, so you'd be five, oh. - Id be six foot. - Geez, come on. - Ooh, a six foot Tobi. - No but you can get your abs back though. - Oh, no, no, no. - Nah but I'm saying I have to lose my abs and grow four inches. - Yeah, but you could be six foot and then work out and get the abs back though. - Is that part of the deal? - No, it's not it. - If that's the case- - No, you never get your abs again. - That's too easy. - Never get your abs again. - That's too easy a question. - Never get your abs again then. - Yes, I'll take a potato salad. - It's kartoffelsalat. - Kartoffelsalat. - Kartoffelsalat. - I'm taller than Harry, yeah. - You almost said Simon, I was like you fucking wish. - Yeah bro. (Josh and Tobi laugh) - You're probably 5'11.25''. - Geez, he niced you there. - And I'm like? - Nah, 5'11.682''. - Yeah, you can have that. - Ay, short people are so funny. - Hey. - You're funny. - That's a good thing. - Safe, yeah. - Funny to look at. - Do you want a mocktail or a soft drink? - Can I get a mocktail please? - Oh shit, lizard swamp. - Ugh. - He got webbed hands. - Jesus Christ. (Josh and Tobi laugh) Yours are fucked though, what the hell. - They're grippy. - Ugh. - I can't let go, I'm gripped. - Mine aint that bad. - Our hands have been under the water the whole time. - Yeah, you've been above the water, you've had a drink. - I think he made a video about it. - You guys know that? - What? - That Morgz is a frog. - Morgz is a frog? - Morgz is what? - He's got webbed feet. - Huh? - I saw his webbed feet with my own eyes. - Actual webbed feet? - Yeah, his feet are webbed. - Is that like, they connect? - Yeah. - Isn't that... - That's pretty cool. - A sign of inbreeding? - I'm not one to speak on that one, bro. (Sidemen laugh) - What did you say about him? - He said he's inbred. - Is he in bred? - No, no, I'm just saying that - What was inbred confirmed? - Webbed feet is sometimes a trait of inbreeding. - Do you think he's lost in YouTube right now? - Morgz? - What you mean? - A little bit, a little bit. - As like, he doesn't know what he wants to do. - Oh, he's lost. - 'Cause he said like I'm not gonna be Morgz anymore, I'm gonna be Morgan and he's slowly like-- - Reverting, I would say. - Yeah like. - But if he knows how to adapt, I feel like he'll be fine. - He does but then every now and then, you see him be himself like. - I saw his bank account in Ibiza. - Whoa. - No cap. - He's fine, he's fine. (Harry blows raspberry) - Wait, wait. - Are you blowing out a candle? - Give us like a number. - I'm not, I'll tell you after- - No, no, no, just. - Huh? - 2, 3, 4, 5? - Like triple me. - Yeah, not in the video. - So, like 80 quid? - Nah but like-- (Sidemen laugh) Speaking of Ibiza, - Yes. - We got a funny story. - Have you not told it to any of these guys 'cause I haven't. - I don't think so. - We have a story for you boys. - You keeping secrets from us? - They were saving it for the mukbang, content. - Ah. - Okay. - Thank you very much. - [Vik] Do you want me to start? - There's a wham bee. - Kick it off, kick it off. - Whoa. - [Sidemen] Oh! - Oh, bro that bee was mad. - He saw those pineapples on your face, he thought, hang on. - Hey. - That's a bit of me. - Okay, right, so a group of us went to Ibiza, me, Harry, Cal, Chip, Behz and one of the nights, everyone goes to SDK, it's like a restaurant kind of club kind of vibe. - It was popping off there to be fair. - Yeah, it was popping off, it was a good time and then afterwards, a couple of people come back to our villa. So it was everyone from our villa, it was, Theo invited a friend. - A couple females for Baker, go on, what a guy. - Yeah, a couple females and also one of his friends who brought two of his friends. So three guys, like-- - Morgz was there as well. - A couple of girls, Morgz, yeah. Anyway, villa party, kicks on really late, like six, 7:00 AM, right, good times, like whatever. It's Ibiza, fun. - Six, seven in the morning? - Wake up the next day and I'm sat with Cal on like the sun lounges at midday and Cal gets a text and the text reads, "Dear Callum, I need to inform you that something very disrespectful has happened at the villa. This morning, our cleaner went into pool storage room and found a human stool." - Oh no. - Wait, someone took a shit? - So, we think it's a prank. We're like, this has to be a windup. We're sat there like, this is like a YouTuber has like text to Cal or something. - Bro, we go to the pool storage room to investigate, the shit has gone, thank God, the poor cleaner doesn't speak a lick of English. We're trying to say sorry, but she doesn't know what we're saying. But we open the door. - I've never smelled anything so bad. You know they say like human mess is like worse than any other kind of smell? It was like, imagine 30 degree heat, like marinated stench. - Oh my God. - Who caught a shit? - So-- - The worst thing is, that room is next to the toilet. - The pool toilet. - So we think either, they've done it as a prank, someone, we don't know who, it could have been a girl, it could have been anyone. They've gone to go to the toilet, someone's been in the toilet and they just can't hold the shit. So they burst into the other room and just shat on the floor. - What would they wipe with? - We don't know. (Sidemen laugh) And they probably went in the pool afterwards as well. - So yeah, so you've had a shitty pool as well. - Bro, absolute disaster. - Literally, there's so much outdoor space. - It's ridiculous. - Wait, to this day, you don't know who it is. - No. - We don't, no one knows-- - We have our suspicions. - There are suspicions. - Was it one of you lot? - Who's the suspicion? - Who's in the firing line? - We have, well in the firing line. - We gotta be real, we gotta be here. - No we can't do this, Theo is the main culprit 'cause it either one of Theo's mates. - It wasn't Theo. - No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying he's the-- - Oh okay. - So it's either one of Theo's mates or it's one of the women that Theo's brought back. - It could never be. - And then has not, there was one girl that he got with and there's one he didn't and the one that he didn't might have been annoyed at the situation. (Sidemen laugh) - What the fuck was that? - Or it could have been Morgz. It could have been Morgz bro. - Morgz, yeah, it could have been. - Morgz, did you shit in a pool mate? In a room? - Could have been Behz bro 'cause Behz is a serial-- (Sidemen laugh) - If it were Behz, I think it'd be Behz. - Jesus. - But you didn't get to see the poo, did you? So you don't know what it looks like. - There was a stain, a big stain in the middle of the room. - Was it a big stain? - I couldn't believe it. - And we saw the cleaner. - And was it on carpet? - We was like, we didn't know what to say to her. - It's a storage room. - No, it's a concrete floor. - Even if they saw the poo, they're not gonna be able to tell whose it is. - Yeah. (JJ laughs) - It'd be a game 'cause size. - Swab it and send it over. - Do you know what I said, I said we should have made everyone that came that night to do a DNA test. - Ay do you think right, if all seven of us took a poo on the floor- - Would you be able to tell which one is which? - We could know which one is whose. - That's a second channel video. - Second channel. - Whose poos. (Sideman laugh) - The Sidemen poo off. - Oh no. - Sidemen poo off. Be like, yeah, that's like a little nugget. That's gonna be like, maybe like a Vik or a Tobi maybe. - Right, do you wanna know the worst part is we then get a text saying, you will be charged for this and it will come out of your deposit. - What was the charge? - And we're sat, that's gonna be a game, that's another game in a second. But we're sat there like, they could charge whatever they want and how are we gonna argue it. How can we value- - What is the cost of this shit? - What the value of someone taking a dump on the floor? We were like, it could be up to a thousand and like, we're just gonna have to pay. - Bro. - They can't charge you 1,000. - Well, they can. - I know the price. - Yeah, we have to play. - They definitely can. They're in their right. - The right is they pay for the cleaner, so whatever the cleaner pay is plus more. - But the emotional trauma of having to-- - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah but you paid-- - A human, anyway. - Depending on the shit it was they might need therapy. - We got the price through, right, play game now, I know the exact amount that we have to pay for somebody else taking a dump in our villa. - 220 Euros. - Guesses. Okay, Josh 220. - I think 450. - Okay, JJ's guessed 450. - Tobi, what you saying for this? - Euros? - Yeah. How many Euros? - So was the poo like this? - It looked big, from the-- - I reckon they charge you like 150 euros for it. - I was gonna go more like, yeah, like 180. - Oh, so you know "The Inbetweeners" like, you shit on floor, 50 euro. So I'm gonna say- - 50 euros. - I reckon it's cheap, I reckon it's 60 for the shit. - Somebody got it on the nose. - Yeah? - It's Tobi, - Fucking hell, always on the nose. - He knows his shit. - It's a nose joke. (Sidemen laugh) - 150 is not bad for-- - It's not bad, I'm not angry. I was angry, but I'm not angry 'cause it's only 150. - Bro, if you can take a poo on the floor and someone will clean, 150. - What was it on the thing as? - So on the bill, it was listed as in brackets, the incident. (Sidemen laugh) - The incident, unreal. - But yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was like, how has this happened in real life? - Who does that? - Training. - Yeah, I've never seen or heard of that in my life. - You shit on floor? - Wow. - Shit happens. - That was a good story, I like that story. - It's starting to rain by the way. - Yeah, welcome to August - The English summer. - In the UK. - This is our summer. - The weather is taking the piss this year, I can't lie to you. - Ha ha. - Oh. - It wasn't meant to be a pun but we'll take it. - I need to down my drink at some point. - So, what happens if there's lightning? - Then, we die. - We die but Ethan wins really. - And Harry, you're supposed to have my one remember. You shotgunned being in my hot tub. - Oh yeah, I did. - Oh. - It's raining. - Yeah but I hadn't confirmed it. - Oh, it's raining. - Oh, it's getting a bit mad. - Oh, it's raining raining. - Killing our vibe. Right boys, it's time for the big one. I saw some news this week that ruined my entire week. - Okay. - Was it Messi leaving Barcelona. - It is. - Was it actually? - It is, Messi's left Barcelona and I don't know what to do. What do we make of it? - Wait, is actually Messi leaving Barcelona? - Yeah. - I was taking the piss. - It ruined your week? - Yeah, I'm a big Barca fan. - You're a what? (Vik laughs) - Here we go, yeah, wait, watch. Who's your other favourite Barcelona player? - Fuck. - Just Messi, only innit? - There's other players? - I reckon, if your life depended on it, you could name another Barcelona player. - I don't think I could. - Go on, go on, name players. - Have a think. Go on, you got 30 seconds. - You can name any Barcelona players. - Neymar? - No. - No, next player. - That's on course. - Nah, he can be on a past and present team. - Fuck, I aint got-- - Keep naming, go, go, you got one. - I literally, I couldn't even- - Come on. - I couldn't name the Barca team right now. - Come on, you got a little Braithwaite in your locker. - Yeah, come on, Martin. - Is they Spanish? - Spanish is a shout, you can get a Spanish player. Did Fernando Torres once play for them? - I don't think so, no. - No. - Buss, buss. - What'd you call a loose woman? - Diamond Vitti. - Biscuit. - We'll take that. - We'll take it. - We'll take Busquets, we'll take Busquets. - Busquets. - Yeah. (JJ laughs) - There we go. - A busket. - Yeah, what do we make of it? - It's quite sad, you know what's sad? He's gone to PSG, it's just so boring bro, like. - Still not confirmed? - Yeah, he's gonna go PSG. - He said to Barca that he would cut his wages in half. - The fuck is this? - Imagine he comes Prem. - He won't. - Bro, he was gonna slash his wage by like 60% at one stage, right? - Yeah, and it still wasn't enough. - Which is like 60 million off his yearly wage. - Yes, but they just can't, Barcelona are fucked right now, they can't do anything. - Yeah. - They have to sell, they can't sign any players. - Did La Liga just bring in these rules this year? - It's not rules, it's just something, Barcelona for years have been like, fucked. - But they've brought in rules - It's La Liga rules, yeah. - Yeah, well then Barcelona have been stiffed because of it 'cause they've been like in the red for years. They're in like one and a half billion in debt or something. - Quite a dumb move by La Liga because you're losing your best player in the league. - Yeah but-- - So, that's all that eyeballs of that league is on Messi, really. - Bro, no one is bigger than the league, surely. - He's basically bigger than the league, I'm not gonna lie to you. - Messi's bigger than La Liga, right? - Yeah, for sure. - Wait, you guys are telling me you're not going to watch the Benzema Braithwaite Classico? (Sidemen laugh) - I mean, Braithwaite was a bit of a baller at the Euro to be fair. - But he doesn't play. - He plays for Middlesbrough. - I wanna go to Paris just to see Messi. Like if he goes to PSG, I wanna go see a match 'cause I haven't seen him play ever. - Seen Messi, Neymar. - Mbappe. - Messi, Neymar, Mbappe. - Filthy bro, that's filthy. - That's wild. - I wanna go and watch him play like the bottom league team, the bottom of the table team, just to see him run rings around them. - Yeah, I got to see him play against Arsenal, so pretty much the same thing. (Sidemen laugh) And yeah, he destroyed us in the Champions League. - The thing is, PSG has such a non-football football team. - Shouldn't they play against Lille. - Well, I mean they came second. Lille won the league. - I know that. The way they play against Bourdeaux. - But I mean in terms of like- - That's in their league, Toulosse. - They just go, they're like a save file. They're like, we didn't win this year, get rid of the manager, we'll just do it again. - They got rid of the manager and they won the Champions League the next year. - He got sacked because he didn't win the Champions League at PSG, he lost in the final. - Yeah. - And then he goes Chelsea, and wins it first time. - Yeah. - Ruthless bastards man. - You really chose football as a topic to talk about, or is that 'cause you hadn't eaten your food. Oh. - Yeah. - Nice. - Right, you got a drink to down, come on. - Oh shit. ♪ We like to drink with Harry ♪ - Does that count as a full drink? No, it doesn't. - Absolutely not. ♪ We like to drink with Harry 'cause Harry is our mate ♪ ♪ And when we drink with Harry, he gets it down in eight ♪ - Wait, wait, wait, can I get a restart please, 'cause I was- ♪ We like to drink with Harry 'cause Harry is our mate ♪ - Give me two, I got air in my lungs. ♪ And when we drink with Harry ♪ ♪ He gets it down in eight ♪ - That's where air is meant to be. (Sidemen laugh) ♪ We like to drink with Harry ♪ ♪ 'Cause Harry is our mate ♪ ♪ And when we drink with Harry, he drink it down in eight ♪ ♪ Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one ♪ - I failed, I failed. ♪ No one likes you, no one likes you ♪ ♪ You're a (beep) ♪ - Oh, we can't say that anymore. ♪ You're a (beep) ♪ - We can censor it, it's fine. - How much liquid's in this. - Oh fuck. - Oh Christ. - Oh, oh no. - Oh, fuck, no, no. (Sidemen laugh) - Oh no. - No! No! You had one job bruv. - That hot tub. - They're having it. - Their hot tub is a mess. - They're the sober tub. - I'm eating them still. - Are we doing shots out of popcorn? - I believe so, yeah, thank you very much. - Sorry guys, the budget was a bit low. - No, no, no, no, we spend all on the hot tub. - That's a healthy shot as well. - Jesus, Lord have mercy, my friend. - I'll have a smaller one than that. - Nah to be fair, it isn't that bad. - Oh, you give it to me. That's for you bro. - Let's see it. - That's a healthy, it's a healthy shot. - Oi, we're grim, we're sitting in like-- - Ssh ssh. - Your tub is filth. - Alcohol. - You are sitting in filth. - Yeah, it's disgusting. - I woke up this morning a bit hungover saying, I'm gonna try and not drink as much. - Oh, I'm doing sober September by the way. - Get Josh one. - Are you? - Yeah. - Why? - I don't think that's much of a challenge for us. - Doing what? - I'm doing sober September. - Completely sober? - I don't think sober September is a challenge - For what? - For most of us. - For what? - For you? - No, you said give me a what, you said get Josh one. - A shot. - A shot of Sambuca. - He's driving. - JJ, sorry, JJ. - [Waiter] JJ, would you like a shot? - Yes, he would. Sambuca. - Yeah, go on then. Oh, this aint good. - Oh! - Oh! - This is the worst place to be in the rain. - Oh! - Oh hell. - Name a more British scene than this. - It was so warm a second ago. - What the hell. - We have to stay out for our mics. JJ, have you got a shot? - Yeah. - All right, cheers to the British summer, boys. - Cheers. - Yeah cheers. - Chicken. - This could only be us. - This is what my music video was like. - Oh God. - That's like rocket fuel. - [Simon] It tastes like pink. - That is disgusting. - You ignored that Tobi just said he has a music video. - 'Cause they know already. - I know, but they don't. - Tobi had a music video? - No, I had a shoot. - What for? - For a song. - Called? - "The Sun Song." - "Sun Song"? - No way, when's it out? - That's not what it's called. - Soon hopefully, whenever Kon finishes editing it. - [Kon] I sent you the link this morning. - Oh! - Oh! - That's not a finished video. - [Kon] It is finished. - That means it's on you. - Oh. - Wait, so that means it's out today. - Out now. - It's not finished. - Is it finished? - We need to talk. - He ain't happy with the edit. - [Kon] He wants to add more sequences. - Ah, it's the bee. - Bro, a bee - Ah! - Ain't gonna sting you unless it's life is in danger. - It's not gonna sting you bro. - I watched "Bee Movie" recently. - That's my favourite movie. - I don't know if I'm allergic to bees or what. - Yeah exactly, you know what, right, they always tell you, if a bee or wasp is there, remain calm and it won't sting you. I've always just run away as fast as I can and I've never been stung, so. - I got stung a lot when I was a child. - Really? - I've never been stung. - Like over 10 times in a day. - By wasps? - I think, which one dies? - Bees. - Wasps. - Wasps? - Yeah. - The same one? - I got stung like over 10 times, no. - What did you do? - I don't know, I was just a mouthy child. - Wasps are evil. - How have you been stung 10 times, I've never been stung once. - Yeah I've never been stung- - Yeah. - Once by a was or a bee. - And I've never been stung since. - I get bitten a lot by mosquitoes, that's one thing I find. - I don't. - Look at my chest bro, I got mosquito bites all over. - I think I have bad blood. - Yeah? - You've been stung? - All right Taylor Swift. - In my ear. - In your ear? - In my ear. - He got stung in his ear. - As a kid, I got stung on my ear. - Did it go massive? - I hate bees-- - Did your ear go massive? - Yeah. - Was it in the ear? - Yeah. - Oh that's peak bro that's peak. - Give him the plate, the rest are his. - These are not very strong. - It's a cocktail shot, - All of them, all of them - It's nice. - That's your teams. - Odds on all of them. - That's your teams. - A good man will do two. - At least two. - I can't, I'll throw up. - Do three, do three. - If I throw up, then what? - Then the hot tub is gonna be evacuated and they're all in here, so. - I love that he's got a piece of chicken in one hand. - That's not chicken. - A popcorn. - Is that chicken, that one? - Is it? - Yeah. - He's got a piece of chicken and a popcorn tub. - He had halloumi. - He had halloumi before. - With his shot. - Cheers lads. - Cheers. - What we cheersing to? - Well, the sun's out again, so maybe that. - To sausages. - To Josh's sausage. - Cheers. - Mad. (Tobi and Josh laugh) - That's quite nice. - That was nice. - That was quite good. Next topic is a bit more of a serious one. - Oh no. - Serious. - Oh, serious. - Yeah, KSI, you're a big time musician now, number one album. - Yeah. - Number one singles, all sorts. - Remember when I fasted for your number one album. - Not a number one single. - I gonna say, he hasn't had a number one single. - Oh, in my heart, you have, in my heart, you have but talk us through it, like what do you think it takes to get there? What have been difficulties getting there? - He just finished- - The people wanna know. - His press junkits like. - Fucking hell, here we go again. Yeah. (JJ screams) (Sidemen laugh) Oh shit nigga damn. Nah, that was like there fam. - He's the worst. - I saved the chicken. - Touched his neck. (Sidemen laugh) - Bro, oh shit, that was there, bro it was there man. - I thought it was in his throat or something, I was. (Sidemen laugh) - It was there man. - But why did you choke? You went (chokes) - 'Cause I see it. Oh shit, I almost, bro. (Sidemen laugh) - I've never seen someone get out of a hot tub that quick in my life bro. - [Tobi] It went past me, I was like oh no. - It's a wasp, it's fine, come here lad. I'll accept you into ours, come, join us. - Come out lad? - Join us in the hot tub, it's fine, come on. - [Simon] Vik, it's your sunglasses, bro. - Let's piss it off, let's piss it off, let's piss it off, come on. - That is the funniest shit. - People think wasps like sweet things, they actually like protein, they like like barbecue and like meat. - Just bulking season for the wasp. - Oh my God. - They actually like meat. - Bro, it's legit eating the food. - [Vik] Yeah, it's eating that sausage. - Yeah, come on. - Let it have the food. - Oh. - Uh-oh. - Oh, it's on your head. - It's in your hair bruv. - Don't tell it to come on, it will. - All right, so you know I've got music, boxing, what do you lot got? - You. (Sidemen laugh) Next topic. - Yeah, that was good. - Oh wow, okay. - I'm not afraid of Tommy T, that's it. - I got a new F1 wheel. - Oh actually you know what, that video is amazing. - What, getting hit in the face with it? - Yeah. - How did you get hit in the face with it? - Bro, it's like, I don't know. - Did it shake off the table? - Bro, no, no, no. So I got like a brand new, it's like a direct drive, it's like a big rig. So, like I just crushed at Monaco and I was like fuck, I lean forward and the wheel like resets. - It resets itself. - Whips round. - Oh, I've seen that. - And just fucking hits me. - It spun his jaw. (Sidemen laugh) - It was so good. - Why was your face over the wheel? - He leaned forward, like aw, I've just crashed and you can see his jaw spun back, he span back. - Oh, it's not circular. - If the wheel is here, why are you here? - No, it's like... - No, it's one of them. - It's not circular, it's like a rectangle. - I know but why is it in this region? - 'Cause I'm driving like this-- - He thinks it's not gonna move. - And also, I'm far back, so I lean forward, like look at the Twitch chat and the thing just clogs me in the face. - Holy shit. - That's so good man. - Imagine getting knocked out by a steering wheel. - Honestly bro, like, if I put a baby there, it would knocked out by it like. Nevermind but like, it hurts. (Tobi and Josh laugh) - We might have to end this video short. - Because of the wasp? It's over there, look he's there, who cares? It's on their food. - Should we just drown it? - No 'cause then, no, no, no, - Shall I hit 'em with a spoon? - Do you wanna know a fun fact? No, no, do you wanna know a fun fact? - More will come, ow. - I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him. - He's just angry now. - I know, let's anger him, go on. - No, I'm getting angry. - Have that you bastard, have that. - That's Vik's hotdog. - Did I get him? - No, he's gone in my drink. - All right, in the drink right? I'll get him. - Vik hasn't even eaten his hotdog. - Sorry bro, sorry, sorry. - Josh, blindside him. - I'm trying to make it a safe space for everyone. - Shall I get, do you want a drink? - You see it, you see it. Wait wait wait, Harry, Harry, wait, wait, put this on top of it. - Yeah, trap it, trap it, trap it. Yeah, put the hat on. - Put that- - Put the hat on the drink. - Put that on top of it. - Slam it. - You can catch it. - Put the hat on the fucking drink! Oh my God. - Got him. - Did you get him? - I think so. - [Simon] We were trying to save him, Peter. - Is it drowned? (Sidemen laugh) - No he's gone, he's not there anymore. - Is he on the floor? - Bro, I think I got him. Oh no, he's in the drink, oh I killed him. - Put the hat on. - Aw, I feel bad now. - RIP. - What do you mean? - What'd you expect to happen? - You were trying to kill him the whole time. - I was trying to scare him off, not kill him. - Right, he's locked in. - You yeeted it. - That is his grave now. - You happy now JJ? - Thank you, thank you Harry. - Now we can carry on the video. - Miniminter, how much for you to get a buzz cut? - I actually thought about it, you know. The last time I had a haircut, - I think you should go like Aitch and try it. - Two weeks ago, I almost did. - Really? - You could rock an Aitch, you know. - I almost did it. And then I was scared that this part of my hair would be too far back. - What is the hairline saying? - I think it's all right. - Pull it back harder. Yeah. - It's okay. - Yeah, it's-- - Ayo, yo, yo, yo, yo. - No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's actually fine. - Don't forget Simon, you are 29 in a month's time. - You're older than me. - That wasn't nice. - No, no, so that's why I'm saying, your hairline's sick. - Are you 29 in a couple weeks time? - Yeah, we both are. - That's crazy. - Could I have the ketchup, please? - I was backing you, I was saying your hairline's sick for your age. - Thank you very much Josh, you too. - I know many people from our school who haven't got hair anymore. - Who will be the first Sidemen member to go bald? - I'll go very grey. - Just by natural process? - Yeah. - I'll go very grey first. - I think, your hair's still thick though, you'll be all right. - I was about to say Ethan. - Nah, Ethan's hairline is good, very good. - So when you say first one, do you mean like, if Josh lost his tomorrow, he'll be 28. If you lost it tomorrow-- - Yeah, yeah, based on age. - Just in time, just in time. - 'Cause that's not really fair on me and Simon. - It's our fault, we got born early. - Yeah honestly, you just get born later. - Yeah, but I drank alcohol before you, so, I had sex before you. (laughs) - This guy, what's happened here? - Are you okay? - This guy played too much GTA role play. - Is he okay? - He's giving KSI a run for his money here. - Because I don't wanna be in the sink. - Do you wanna swap? - What was the question? - Don't know. - Who's gonna go bald. - Oh, I said buzz cut, odds on. - Oh yeah, no, I almost did. - [Tobi] Oh, I'm drowning. - But then I decided against it because I was too scared. - Should do it for like a-- - Yeah, for a milestone or something. - Can you do like a Aitch parody or something or like a RD parody? - Nah, 'cause then I'll just be a bad James Daniel. - Oh! - Oh. - Can you be a bad James Daniel? - Why was that oh? I literally complimented him. - It's a rare occurrence with you mate, I thought you were friends with Josh. You should go bald at 10 mil. - No. - You'd get there. - Yeah, no bald, no buzz cut bald. - Never bald. - No, buzz cut, buzz cut. - He said 100 mil to go bald. - 100 to go bald? - Yes. - What? - This has taken me-- - 100 mil? - Three, four years. - 100 mil? - 100 mil. - You've worked for 10 years and not earned 100 mil. - If I get this cut, I lose my powers. - What powers? - What powers do you have? - KSI. (Vik laughs) - Boy, this guy's actually wrong. - Bro, ever since I've been growing this, I've been winning in life. - That is true. - That is facts. - Wait, wait, wait, why did you go baldski? - Because-- - You won. - We started that. - Because you got number one best selling book. - Because we won. - A best selling book, yes. - Sounds like winning. - We became number one best selling authors. - Yeah, and then I was bald. (Sidemen laugh) - Then he wasn't winning. - And at that point, you started growing your hair. So, from that point onwards, you were winning. - Yeah but beforehand, I wasn't. - But you did it 'cause you got a number one selling book. - You know how sometimes you need to cut stuff for it to grow more. - Nah man, this has given me powers. - Yeah but you can get more powers if you cut. - A beard. - No, no, no, it's-- - Is it icky with a beard. - Is it Hercules who has the same thing? - Samson. - Samson and Delilah in the Bible. - Oh yeah, yeah that's what I meant. - Man said Hercules you know. (Sidemen laugh) - Yeah, I was close. - Why am I the only one that has to get a buzz cut? - 50 mil right now. - No. - Why am I the only one that has to get a buzz cut? - I just remember you said it before, that's all. - 50 mil and briescafe, briescafe? Briefcase in front of you right now. - No chance. - 50 Ms? - Nope. - Suppose it's a buzz cut. - It's a buzz cut. - 100 and then I'll be like, all right you know what, calm. - 98. - Nope. - If you wanna pay me I'll get a buzz cut. - 100. - Name your price. - Name my price? - For a buzz cut. - 100 bags right now. - How much? How much? - If you gave me 100 grand, I'll go bald, yes. - All right, my video, 100 grand, me cutting your hair. - Would you not wanna go Sidemen video? - Sidemen, come on. - No. - MoreSidemen. - 'Cause then, you don't have to pay 100 grand. - How long does it take to grow back when you're fully bald? Like what's, to my length-- - Depends on how fast your hair grows. - My hair grows quite fast. - To that level, maybe two to three. - Your hair grows quite fast. - Probably like two months, I would guess. - So that'll be two and a half, three, - I'd guess like two months. - No, no, no. Two and half, three weeks. - To get back to there. - Three weeks? - To get back to there, it's three months but to get back to having hair would be about three weeks. - Yeah, to get to that. To get to that. - To that would like. - No, to yours, like-- - To yours, it would take about two, three months. - Yeah, two, three months. - Does anyone want some sausages or chicken? - I feel like if I don't take the deal, I'll look back in like 10 years time and I could have been bald. - What type of sausage is it? - A burnt one. - I think it's a chorizo sausage. - Yeah, no I don't want the chorizo one, just a normal. - I don't know what's what. - Just throw one at him. - So, here you go. - Caught it like a cigar. (Sidemen laugh) - Why is he so good-- - I think they're all chorizo. - Why is he so good at catching food out of the air? Where did you develop this skill? I've never seen him fumble with food. - You throw a ball at him, he can't catch it. Throw a sausage at him or any kind of food, bang. - Why you would be throwing your sausage at him? - Huh? What? Pardon me, hello. - How often you throwing your sausage at him? - You getting jealous? - A little bit. - Oh. - So, we would actually pay Harry a hundred thousand to cut his hair bald. - To go bald. - I don't think it's a great idea. - Bald. And we get to do it though. - That's pretty mad. - I'd do it, I think I'm pretty sure, you can't turn that down, I'd do it, I'd do it, I don't care. - We need a sponsor for it. - Needs to be a big sponsor. - Yeah, we need a sponsor. - Someone's gotta sponsor it please. - Can we get it sponsored? - You can get it sponsored. - So you get all the money from the sponsor. - As long as he gets 100 grand in his pocket. - Yeah bro, I don't give, six figures, six figures. - All right. - To shave my head. - All right, you let us know. - All of a sudden, I'm considering going bald. - No money for you though. - What? - You've had short hair before. - For 100 grand, I'd do it, two for one. - Wait, wait, wait, hey now. - Wait, wait, hang on, hang on - Two for one. - No, your brows have to go too. - Whoa. - Oh. - No, no, no, no. - 200 grand, two in one video. - Stop stealing my deal bro. Stop nabbing my- - Hang on, no, no, no. - I've negotiated a deal here. - Vik's throwing in the ability to wax his head. - You can wax mine too. Oh it's fucked, he's hijacking my deal bro. - No, no, two for one, two for one, two for one. - Vik's undercutting Harry. - I'll do it! - Nah, surely we get a discounted rate. (Sidemen laugh) Nah, we get two for one like, one for 100 or two for? - Two for 150. - What's a... No, no, I've ruined his deal. - No, no. - 180, 90 each. - If you take 80, I'll take 100 yeah. - I'll think about it, I'll think about it. - 75 Harry. - Look at his wasp. - Oh. - This wasp has been eating. - Oh, his fucking brother's come back to avenge his- (Sidemen laugh) - The mic, the mic. - Go underwater. - The microphones. Simon, he's on you now. - Ah! (Sidemen laugh) - He killed my brother. He's gone. (Sidemen laugh) - Where'd it go? - It's gone, it went. - You're good. - He actually came for revenge. Oh shit, he's here again. (Sidemen laugh) - Why is he beating for the wasp every time. - Why did you start choking? - Bro, I don't know but allow it. - Do you know what's crazy right, also for the next three weeks, on the main channel, you get us bald too. It's like added value. - That's a lot of views. - We'll be the thumbnail pose as well with our shiny heads. (Sidemen laugh) - We'll be adding glint. - 180. - That's a video. - 180? - That's a video right there. - You know what, if we split that between us, they aint paying, so it's five. - 30 each. - So it's a video. - Yeah, I'm down, I'm down. - We actually make that back. - Yeah, if you get sponsor, you'll make it back easy. - I'm down. - Yeah. - All right cool. - All right cool. (Josh speaks faintly) - Can I take that video? - I wanna see it, I want it in cash as well. I want it in cash. - No, no, no. - In a briefcase bro. - Nah, cash is ridiculous. - Harry, you don't want cash, I've had that much cash before, no flex. - Oh, okay. - Geez, flex. - It's the worst thing that happened to me for years. - All right, fine. - For so long. - No bank will take it off you, they'll think you're money laundering, even if you open with them. - I mean, yeah you'd take the cash if it was there but you don't want it in cash over. - We'll pay you in cash and I'll pay it to your account on the day. - That's a flex. - As you soon as you get your cut. - All right. - I'll pay you to your face, I'll show you the payment. - Skrrr, the money calling. - Speaking about cash upfront, Social Gloves, they still aint paid half their people. - I saw a thing saying - Stinker. - James Harden was suing them for two mil. - Did they not pay the celebs either? That's poor from the celebs. - James Harden apparently invested two mil onto it. - Yeah, I don't even know why. - That's poor from the celebs. - Taylor Holder today, he posted an Instagram saying he was suing them. - And Nate Wyatt. - But there's no money, there's no money to sue. - Yeah, so what, they're gonna go bankrupt. - Exactly - They are bankrupt. - And no one gets paid. - Oh shit, well. - How do you sue someone that's bankrupt? - I don't know but James Harden wants his two mil back. - The two mils not there bro. (Sidemen laugh) - You're gonna paid more to lose your hair than all those players put together. - You know, only two people I know got paid. - Yeah. - Gib and Deji. - The UK boys stay strong. - 'Cause they're the only ones not stupid enough to go, oh yeah, pay it after. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How many pay-per-views did they promise? 10 mil? - Three mil. - Three million. - Fucking hell. - Three mil pay-per-views and they did something like - So stupid. - 300,000. - Less than that I think. - Yeah. - They thought three million actual unit, like individuals? - Yes, that's what they thought. - What were they thinking? - They got Bryce Hall, he's not a fighter. - What were they smoking? - They think TikTok numbers translate into sales. - Is there a wasp still in here? - You can see, but they have so many fucking, you can see how they look at numbers the previous events, show their following and be like, look, the numbers add up. - It's TikTok, it's different. - And obviously they're don't but like, they can set-- - The guy who fought Jarvis had 40 million followers. - Yeah like, it's fucked, it's fucked. - And I didn't even know who he was. - Yeah, but if you look at it - I still don't know who he is - On numbers. - Dancer, mate. - Look at it in numbers, him alone is bigger than you and Logan on followers. - Well yeah exactly. - I'm not saying it is but-- - No, no, no, no, no. - Just on numbers. - Now we know TikTok followers don't equate to-- - I know, yeah, but they even asked him. They said like, do you think your 40 million outweighs Jarvis's three million? And he went, I don't know. - What has Bryce Hall got on Instagram? - I think he's on like 20 plus million. - Nice. - On Insta? - I'd say that's pretty good. - No, no, not Instagram. - Oi, guys, guys, follow us on Instagram, come on, we can't have these clowns being more followed than us. - Can you look up Bryce Hall on Instagram? - I'd say Instagram is more of-- - 'Cause you can see how famous someone is, like from their TikTok to Instagram conversion. - [Kon] Bryce Hall has 7.9 million. - Oh. - So, he's not bigger than you - Get the Sidemen account there, guys, watching, please. Come on. - What's his TikTok? - How many followers does he have on TikTok? - Bryce Hall on TikTok. - But I have more on him on Instagram. - What's your gramme? - I'm on 10.2. - He's on 10, yeah. - Look at you, you're famous. - Can we have some? Can you give us some followers? - Can you do like a week where you take a picture with each of us? - Yeah. So every week, right, - As a MoreSidemen video. - You post a photo of us. - Who can gain the most followers of KSI, you post a picture with each of us. - Who can leech the most in one week. - [Kon] Bryce Hall on TikTok has 20.8 million. - 20.8 million. - 20.8. - So like he and Michael Le, Taylor Holder is like 20 as well, you're looking like hundreds of millions of followers and they're gonna be like eh. - So you're saying is a couple more WAP dances and we'll be there. - Okay, 100%. - Out WAP dropped on TikTok though. - Yeah. - Did it? - You've got to have fans as well, like within that. - Yeah. - So. - We WAPped for nothing. - To be fair, it's hard to be a fan of someone who doesn't talk much, just dances. - No, easier, they can't annoy you. I'm not speaking person, I'm just saying generally. - Nah, but to actually be a fan of them. - To be a fan, like to invest in them. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - If you wanna be like a vested consumer of them. - Yeah true, I don't know. I don't know what this new generation is on. - Oh, that's boomer speak bro. - Yeah, you're booming bro. - That's boomer speak. - Stay booming. - Stay booming. - Nah, but I agree with him, that's the worst bit. - I don't know what they're on. - I agree with him, that's the worst thing. - Oh, did you see Addison Rae is starring in a movie. - But it's like a short film or something that she would film? - Yeah. - Wait, what is it? You didn't answer the question, you said yeah. - Yeah, I know. (Sidemen laugh) - Is is a short film or a film? - Oh no, it's a proper movie. It's like a remake of an old film. - It's said from the director of something, so. - No, the old film called like, I think it's like "He's The Man" that old film. - "She's The Man." - Was the old one called "She's The Man?" - With Amanda Bynes. - Was it that one? - Amanda Bynes. - I think it's like that one, they're doing a remake called "She's The Man." - Yeah, yeah. - It's something like that. - I'm hoping the best for her but yeah. - You're bare PR now. - Yeah, I hope the best for her. - Yeah bro, you're so media trained. - You're media trained man, you're boring, what happened to you? You changed man. - Oh you want me, oh she's stupid, how dare she? How dare she enter the movies. - That's still pretty media trained though. - Remember your training. - Old school KSI would say some madness. - The old school KSI - Selena Gomez, you look nice. - He aint around no more. - Aint fucking around. - KSI has a song with Lil Wayne, I'm sat in the pool with someone who has a song with Lil Wayne. - That's pretty sick. - It's growing more and more. - Oh shit. - I'm gassed for you. - For me and Tobi, that's like, mine and Tovi's childhood is Lil Wayne. - Oh damn. - Bro, you have a song with the guy that has a song with Lil Wayne. - Who? - You. - You and me. - Oh, "The Gift." - Yeah! - Yeah, "The Gift." - Come on, come on. - Geez. - Oh shit. - Basically worked with Lil Wayne. - Me too guys. - We got a song with JME. - You have a song with the guy who has a song with the guy that has a song with Lil Wayne. - Yeah, we're one degree, we're one degree further away. - We're close, we're close. - Just one degree. - Geez, Weezy. - Yes, I know, it's mad. - Weezy and he gave you a proper-- - No, no, it's mad. - JJ, next dream collab. - What? - Like, next dream collab, like anyone? - Oh. - Oh. (Sidemen cheer) - Where were these? - Sheesh. - Ay, what. - All right I'm holding these. - Will they float? - No. - I'd probably say Post Malone, Kid Laroi. - Post Larone would, Post Larone? (Sidemen laugh) - Take me. - Take me. (laughs) - Post Malone would slap. - What would you do if you got offered-- - He's a gamer you know. - If you got offered a Michael Jackson hook from his like rights or whatever. - Yes. - Imagine KSI Michael Jackson. - Well, he's not alive. - Yeah, no 'cause it has his whole archive of stuff that he's not released yet. - But Juice WRLD. - There were rumours that Drake bought all of it. - Fucking hell Simon. - No I'm saying, what, what, what? - I thought you said, who you're doing a song with. - Yeah, he just said Michael Jackson 'cause you have the archives. - Oh, oh, oh. - He's trying to make me out, look like a horrible person. - All I heard was Juice WRLD and I thought you-- - 'Cause you were talking about Michael Jackson and how they archive and I was like, do a song with Juice WRLD. - I mean, it'd be sick. - That's my burger. - But I mean, it'd have to like make sense. - So, who did you say is top. - I wouldn't wanna, I don't think I have a top. - He said Post Malone, Kid Laroi, Drake. - I don't have a top though. - You have to have someone. - Nah, because I can just work with anyone. - What about Breaking Benjamin? - I'm versatile, oh my God, that'd be fucking insane. - There you go, there's the top. Breaking Benjamin, hit him up. - No, no, that's not on top. - Nah, it is though. - That'd be fucking sick. Anyway, yeah, yeah. - KSI Breaking Benjamin. - Oh my God, that'd be fucking amazing. - Or Skillet. - What you need is a Christmas song, so every year, you'd be making P. - No, no. - You need a Christmas song. - But your label's gonna pitch that to you soon, you know. - I know. - 100% they're gonna be like, all right, we need a Christmas banger. - KSI remix. - Well, I might, no, actually, I'm not-- - All I want for Christmas is you, the KSI remix. - Oh yeah, they'll try and get you on some like Mariah Carey remix. - That'd be cold though, the remix. - I'm not in the deal anymore, well-- - You're done? - Pretty much, yeah, my album's out. - Then that means we can do a certain video. - Yes. - Does that I can sign you? - No, not yet, not yet. - Oh, for fuck sake. - Next year, I'm a free agent. - Can I sign you to my label? - So, I don't need to buy anymore songs. - You're basically Messi. (JJ laughs) - Did you cry as well? - I mean, not really. - Do you wanna put this on the side? - Yeah, I wanna do something. - So, we started mukbanging then. - Huh? - We just mukbanged a little bit there. - Oh shit, that was a mukbang. - Tune. - Oh rar. - Tune with Drake and Post Malone but you have to go bald. - No. - What? - Same tune though, same tune. - What if the song video is you all going bald, you, Post Malone and Drake will shave your head. - Yeah, and they're both going bald with you. - That's the concept of the video. - No. - What? - Bro, like, I don't give a fuck. - He's big time, he's big time. - No, allow it, allow it. - What if the tune is on Drake's new album? - Don't care. - On Drake's album. - Don't come. - And it's due to be the greatest song of the century. - Don't care, nope. - Greatest song of the century, that's basically a 100 mil. - You changed you know. - Yeah, the old KSI would never be topped. (Sidemen laugh) - He spat his burger. - The old KSI could never make it in 2021. - I agree, no one could. No one that made it back in the day could. - Old Sidemen couldn't. - "Top Gear" couldn't run. In this day and age, "Top Gear" like it used to be couldn't run. - Bro, "Simpsons" couldn't run - "Weakest Link" couldn't run. - "Family Guy." - "Simpsons" couldn't run, "Family Guy" couldn't run. - Oh my God, "Family Guy" fuck me. - "Family Guy" does still run though. - Oh yeah, somehow. - They've changed right? - No. - No it hasn't actually. - They still have ridiculous things. - "South Park" and "Family Guy," they're above the law 'cause they're not, but do you know what, it's because they're not people. - They're offensive shows right? - Yeah, and because it's they're not people. They're voice actors and characters. - But the voice actors will say that. - No, they'll still try and cancel the writers though. - Yeah. - Wait, they tried to cancel the voice actors as well. They tried to cancel the person who did out Pooh's voice. - Winnie the Pooh, yeah, well no, they did cancel him. He stepped down. - Yeah. - Man was apologising for doing the voice, I can't be bothered man. - Imagine apologising for doing a character that you've been asked to do and done for years. - Yeah, and everyone loves. - And he's a childhood hero. - Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. - I don't know if anyone's hero is Winnie The Pooh. - At least be nice to him. - The Pooh is my hero. - Ima go in the pool for a bit. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Just fancy it, it's a bit warm here. - See you lot in a bit. - Do something cool into it. - Yeah, do something cool, do a backflip, do a backflip. - [Simon] Do something cool. - I'll do, I've got something cool in mind for you, don't worry boys. - You can try and flip off the thing and it's gonna concave. - He's almost like a squishy. - Ooh! - That was quite cool. - That's kinda cool. - That was kinda cool. - His arm does look like a squashie. - Yeah, it does. - Yeah. - Are you trying to be in the squashie arm, Harry? - Nice one, that was very cool. - That was really cool. - Harry, stand up for a second. - Now what? - Stand up on it. - I can stand up on it. - The call, look at the call. (Sidemen laugh) Do you know what you lot should do, have a turned a hot tub into a whirlpool. - All the way around? - Yeah. - Odds on. - Why don't you do it? - Why don't you do it? - No, 'cause there's only two of us. - Go on, go in a circle. - Yeah, you got flippers on. - That's good, that's even better. - Yeah that's good, that there has more power. - I drown if I move. - All right, make a whirlpool. - How do we do it? - You just literally just walk in a circle, trust. - Ah. - Actually here's a question. Do you think you'll stop doing YouTube at one point? - Yes. - Yes. - At one point, we all will, right? - I don't know, I don't think I would ever, I don't think I'd ever like say like, I'm never gonna post again. I would always like, I might not post for a year, I might not post for two years, but I'll come with something like, why not? - It's gonna be so weird when we stop. - We'll be 40 years old making a little golf channel. - A little update, like every year or two. - An update, what do you do? - Who was it? - Hey guys, just so you know, I'm now 45 years old. (Sidemen laugh) My two kids are now seven and four. - CNAN has disappeared for like a year and a half, didn't post on socials or YouTube. He came back with a video and he was like, hey guys, I've been doing my own stuff for a little bit, just checking back in. I was like, oh, that's sick, like I missed you, CNANS, yeah. - But he's not streaming again. - But still, it was nice of him to check back in. - Yeah, so you think you'll check back in? - I don't think I'll ever quit. - Hey guys, this is the lucky, last episode. - Yeah, maybe just come back. - Either you have to give up YouTube, or everything else. - What do you mean everything else, what's everything else? - Music, boxing, can't act. - This is a hypothetical situation, just say everything else. - No, no, no, don't. - Or you can do, like to earn money or-- - I'd probably just say yeah, I'd give up everything else. - Damn. - Whoa, you loyal bro. - Wow man. - The fans are gonna appreciate you for that one, yeah. - We appreciate you. - That's where I started from. - Sidemen to the moon. - Well, I would say even with the whole DDT, DDG situation. - DDT. - Like, you know how he just left YouTube, but he was like, all right, I'm gonna be a musician now, bye, I was like, that's not the way. Like, they helped you get to that point and now you wanna just fuck off. - Who did that? Was it Marcus Butler? - And Mazzi Maz and every other YouTuber, most YouTubers. - What's the singer as well. - Justin Bieber. - Troye Sivan. - Troye Sivan, but his plan worked. - Where's Troye at? - Yeah, I'm not sure where he is. - And what's the-- - Tyler Oakley. - Tyler Oakley. - What were they called? The original, the YouTube Boyband, where's the YouTube Boyband nowadays? - What were they called? - They what's they called themselves. - No, they had another name, it was in my YouTube quiz. - Alfie Deyes still kicking it. - He's making babies. - True, congratulations. - Markie Butt Butt. - Congratulations Alfie Deyes. - Markie Butt Butt's a model. - Yeah. Casper Lee is... - I stole his charger the other day. - What, Casper Lee? - You know those charged up points. I had one in my room, yeah I stole it 'cause I tried to put it back in there and it didn't go in. So I was like, if I just take this, what happens? So now I have a portable charger that's his. - Nice. - I back Casper Lee. - And Jim Chapman. - Jim. - He's a lad. - Yeah. - He was with Tanya Burr and they aren't together anymore-- - Oh, Joe Sugg. - Yeah, we said, Joe. - That's the first one I said. - Mainstream guy. "Strictly Come Dancing," would anyone do it? Would anyone here do it? - What show would you do? - I don't think we can. - I couldn't do it. - 'Cause of the curse. - What curse? - Strictly curse. - There's a strictly curse? - Oh, you break up with the person. - So, you know, everyone who's in a relationship, I don't know about you. - You break up with the person. - Yeah, you end up. - I dunno about you. - I don't know about me. (Sidemen laugh) - Yeah but like, yeah, you end up breaking up with your-- - Like you and Talia would be over and you'll get with the new dancer. - Yeah, exactly. - Oh, swear. - The chemistry there when you learn the cha cha, like you can't like. - So I would get the girl? - Yeah. - Yeah. (Sidemen laugh) - Kidding! - Whoa. - Oh. - It's an easy out, you're looking for it for a while as well, you know. - Why are you starting this? - What the fuck, bro? - Bro, I just wanted some sweets. - Ask for sweets then. - What show would you go on? - [Tobi] "The Cube." - Nah, nah, nah, you got to go on one that's like multiple weeks. It doesn't have to be like-- - "I'm a Celebrity." - "Dancing On Ice." - "Love Island." - You would go on "Dancing on Ice?" - Lady Leshurr was cold on it, so. - You would die, you would fall and hurt yourself. - You'd go on "I'm a Celeb?" - Huh? - You'd go on "I'm a Celeb?" - I didn't say "I'm a Celeb." I said "Love Island." - Oh, you said "Love Island." If one of us went on "Love Island," who would it be? - Bro, you know Ethan got asked. - It'd be Ethan, if anyone, it'd Ethan. - Didn't know if I was allowed to say that. - Oh shit. - I did know, yeah. - Fuck. - Ethan got asked. - Well, we've told them now. - I know some guys who got asked. - 'Cause you're such a beast. - I'm a beast, yeah. - That show is like, it's bad. - You know I've never watched "Love Island." I've watched it with you lot. - You've never watched it? - Downstairs before, that's it - So you watched it. - No but like, as in like, when I watched it, I mean, I was there and I got upstairs and downstairs. - I would love to see someone we know on there. - Oh that would be good. - Like, if Ethan went on it and he was single obviously, went on that, I would love it. - It'd be the best thing ever. - It would be so good. - That show is dangerous though, it's like very easy to just play yourself. I feel like they all forget that the cameras are on. They fully forget. - You would if you're there for like weeks. - 'Cause you know, there's no feedback loop. - They think they're right as well in all their situations. - Oh, thank you. - Ooh, yes please. - Joel was very close to being on it at one point, that would have been a laugh. But thank God he didn't go on it, I couldn't like, that was probably when you could drink on it, so I don't think that would been too well. - You can't drink on it now. - You could, but yeah no, they can't anymore. - Oh, you used to be able to? - Yeah, you could use to have drink, like the first couple of series you could and then they realised pretty quickly, like it was not a good idea. - You're only allowed like one glass of something a day, alcohol wise. - I'd have to like cut a deal with people, like bro, come on, I'll give you this. - Yeah, you get wasted tonight. - Yeah. - I think it's in their contracts to stay like... - Oh- - Looking trim. - Looking sick. - I think it's also 'cause if you do something while you're drunk, then the next day you regret it, it's like, - You're liable. - Yeah, well, mental health as well. - And footage has already happened, so. - What happened to that show "Big Brother," it doesn't exist anymore, does it? Or does it still exist? - No it doesn't. - I can't watch "Big Brother" again. - That's too easy, we did that. - Something that's also multiple episodes. - Episodes like a series. It's basically like "Dancing on Ice," "Strictly Come Dancing," - What's the one when you're on like an island and you have to escape it? - "Survivor." - That looked kind of cool. - "Shipwrecked," "Shipwrecked." "Shipwrecked" looked good you know. - Yeah, is that like a couples thing where you have to escape or what? - I think it's teams, there's just two teams. - "Bear Grylls: The Island." - Can we do Sidemen Shipwrecked or something like that. - Sidemen Shipwrecked, they're like slat. - "Bear Grylls: The Island." - We need to slip between- - And they'd coordinate with us, so we kind of- - We just have to try and survive. - Jordan was on there. - It was that bad girls. - Jordan, you know Jordan and Josh. - Sidemen Shipwrecked that's the show. - Yeah. "Fear Factor," that's a good one too. - We need to do fear fighter at some point. - No, oh, I've- - It's all about fear. - No one would want to do it 'cause it's kind of funny to do it. - I hate everything in it. - Yeah, but it doesn't matter if you don't do it it's still kind of funny and doable. But if someone like does it, it's kinda- - But the whole point is that you get like loads of money at the end. But for us it's like, I can spend my money on it. - No, no, no, but we'll get a sponsor. We'll put the money in a pot. - Okay. - And whoever does their thing gets- - Then you've to finish all through, right? This is a bit more about multiple things, isn't it? - I'll think more about it. - For three is enough. - Yes, three. - It's normally like one is to two- - That's probably a good way to make those for all sorts of us to do that. - Yeah. - We have to do what? - What would be your... What's your worst fear Simon? - I don't know. - It's like I'm gonna input on a fish tank. - It's something to do with fish. - Yeah. - It's something in the sea. - You can't die. - No, but some of them used to get like, huh? - Yeah. - I swear, you're always okay. - Nah, he's always on a waiver. - Even if I'm a celeb they would do things where they have to put their hand into something- - And they get bitten by that then get vexed. - It could bite them. - And snakes bite them. - Yeah. - Nah. - You said a while that- - They snitch it, it happened to- - You can't take to the snake. Oh, you don't bite it. - It's a TV show, right? - Is your contract truly obliged to- - It happened to one guy, when I'm a celeb like couple of years ago, probably like five, 10 years. - Speed it man. - But he literally, the snake bites him and he's like, "Oh, you fuck up." And he just holds it and it's literally just biting him and then it's coming and take it with him. - Fuck. - He and Steve, I would do a show where like- - Steve is crazy. We learned all sorts about him - Steve developed pooper in his face the other day. - The other day, what does that mean? - When did you see the video? - It was like a month ago. - Oh wait, did you all see it? - Was that recent whole thing recent? - Yeah, was that not longer? - No, literally they put it in a t-shirt cannon. - They put was okay. - They put poo. No, no, no, it's in miks. - He got a really bad heavy infection. - Oh, what else so prep pro that was where I saw the video. - Yeah. - It was like a fear karaoke. So you have to sing a song, but your peers around you. So say like, yeah, you just get a snake. - That sounds quite funny. - Can you start singing a song and you put a little more things around it as you go. - That sounds quite funny. - So you're singing until it gets worse and worse. You're terrified. - Pal, you could have but flies the next day. - Flies. - Nah, I did- - The next day I hit all full night kids, whole album. - Dude, what is that? (Sidemen laugh) - It'll be so funny. - You're in a box of bath lines. - Yeah, and it's so funny- - I'm dime. - Now you in a glass box- - But it's one fly. - You're now funny though- - KSI fly, your old number bae. - You want them fly. (Tobi laughs) - Then you pour this little fan. - No, no, one is good. - I don't know heights anymore. I'm quite bad about heights. - Harry please, are you a Farmer Heights? - I'm not a Farmer Heights but I don't- - You're a Farmer Heights. - Yeah, I don't think- - I thought, I was like, how can you be sure I'll become that very easily? - I don't like buttons. - Yes, you actually don't buttons. - Yeah, yeah, like I'm really- - So I did figure that's absolutely - And I'm put in a room. - I hate you. - That was shocks and he's getting buttoned. (Sidemen laugh) - But I could deal with it, like if you're like, how are you winning the money? And you said, "I don't know." I don't know what would be like the... Simon is deaf, I don't fuck with that kind of- - We'll just kill you. - Yeah. (Sidemen laugh) - We'll give him the money. - Sounds good. - Well, honestly if- - I put my money in the cliff. - If someone- - I'll put the - - No, no, if someone is like choking you out. That'd definitely terrify you. - It'd terrify all of us. - Goodness yeah, wait if go like choking how'd that scare- - No, I don't envy you the one if you're gonna kill him. - Nah, we're going to tell him. - You fill in the moment that you go and lie- - I think he would know that we're not gonna kill him- (crosstalk drowns out speakers) - The way you would stop panicking. - Hey, hey, its you all know anything- - And this is planning- - Anything personal. - This is not plan of the video in 14 months is gonna get grabbed. - Choked. - You think is- - I couldn't tell like, well done you did it. (Supermen laugh) - And then we've some prank because we've done the same prank that he's done. - He remembers that bro. - That was a heartbreak, - (laughs) Right? - I dunno where this is going. Some people's cameraman are for face, right? - I didn't know that. - Some people's cameraman are for face. - That (faintly speaking). - They need to do that whole crypto. - Yeah, there's crypto now, I think. - I think he was face Kyle's cameraman. - Ah. - Wow. - Was. - Guapa. - So guapa. - You know you said that wrong? - Yeah, I just can't. - Yeah, you'll see catch in that. That's my boy, I'm blocking his face. - No, he's all our boys. - They don't yours anymore. - Why? He's in the mud now. - Are we? - Was he in the wrong- - Is this shit whole guilty JJ? - I think it's guilty. - I think he- - Yeah. - Then it ain't go away. - Yeah. - Allegedly. - Yeah allegedly I'm pretty sure he fucked up. - Just like, it'd be good to if perhaps you over like that, just do it in silence. - I'll just say I'll do it. (Vik blows raspberry, laughs) - That's the way to do it, yeah you don't blow it. Don't be like- - Doing his style. I have no words. - Your own- - I saw how poor ain't caught, it's got a scan of what if I'm saying it. - Oh yeah, true. - That was there many years ago, there was this company that existed that was like, you're my... Shit, there's a company, it was cool. Like it was like some mystery box things they set- - You're selling them. - Mystery box. - Yeah. - And if you open it'll have shit in it and I filmed the video for them and I won like loads of shit. - Is it the online? - Yeah. - So, you don't actually get a box, you click it. - Yeah, I thought that was made by someone who gets- - I'm killing it, and I'm like fuck, I'm winning like every time. So I found the video and I was like, for the sake that sounds of it, I'm a bit dodgy about it. I was like, hmm. And then I was okay, so I didn't feel that bad about it. And then the next day Ryle got released his video on this mystery box thing. I just got fucked for it, it was like, 'cause it turned obviously though it was rigging it for YouTube and stuff, but I was literally 24 hours away from posting the video. - Shit. - And I'm gonna record in the whole fucking- - Oh, shit. - In this case- - This, is what you'd say, "Hey boys, I was gonna post through the thing." They'd be like, "You know you'd fucking-" - Yeah. - And he'd have just tell you like of course it's his video anyway. - I probably should've asked. It was years and years ago. This was like an old video. - If he'd have done an apology video, I'm doing fine. - Yeah, old side trick. - Yeah, I put dries for picking my ping slips and faking my practise- - I just found the- - Yeah, but you didn't even know your- - There's no way you wouldn't this much, I was getting easy going parts and just shit- - That's so bad, that's so bad. - Easy. - Wait, I actually rigged it, so I was win. - Yeah. - A lot of gambling gets rigged. - But they didn't tell me, they went all yeah, we're gonna like- - There's no- - But I was just, I was stupid at time, but I didn't realise like- - Mad, yeah. (waitress faintly speaking) - I'm fine, thanks. - Wow. - I'm parts, so- - I'll take one. (JJ faintly speaking) Yeah, thank you. - You're just leaking it into the pool. - By the way it's fun. - Bro, there's blood dripping in the pool. Take a plate. - You know, it's not blood. - Why is that? - I thought about it, its not blood. - What is it then? - I don't know. Please, I promise you it's not blood. - No, I just- - I promise you it's not blood. - What then (indistinct) is? (water sloshing) - Oh no. - Oh yeah. - What (faintly speaking). (water sloshing) - Why do you tell me, "Fresh Tibi"? - I'm in the boat. (Sidemen laugh) - [Waiter] You don't want me staring in the boat. - I'm in a boat 'cause of these boys. (JJ laughs) - Its boat time brothers. - Oh, boy. (Sidemen chattering) (JJ and Tobi screaming) - Fuck you. - Fuck you. (JJ and waiter faintly talking) - Hey, it's not even fair. (water sloshing) (Simon laughs) - Fuck you. - [JJ] Fuck. - I'll hand them water. - Get in the pool. (laughs) - Let me do pumping. - Give me a (indistinct). (Simon laughs) - How's that? - It sucks. - Oh geez. - Oh eeh. Oh my I'ma shaking, I brought and you slip bro. - Someone ain't spraying me. Spray me you bullshit. (water sloshing) (Sidemen laugh) (Josh faintly speaking) - Ooh geez, something in right now. - No. - Oh, shit. What? - Okay. - How do we end this video? You're (faintly speaking) (laughs). - I dare know how much you guys can hear, but thank you for tuning in to the Sidemen Mukbang. I think you saw this end into chaos. So, leave a like, buy some Sidemen clothing, buy some Sidemen new shoes, we'll see y'all next time. (lively ethereal music)

Channel: Sidemen

Views: 14,407,942

Keywords: sidemen, sidemen sunday, #sidemensunday

Id: U3x7tu0HGWA

Length: 81min 41sec (4901 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 15 2021