SIDEMEN $100,000 vs $100 THEME PARK

hello and welcome to sidemen 100 000 theme park versus 100 dollar theme park now in this video the boys we split into two teams one team at a theme park entirely to themselves completely rented out no one else in the park and the other team we're going to the worst rated theme park in the uk so if you and the two teams locations in london are going to meet up to start off their journeys and to find out what team they're going to be on all right we're here in london we have a rental car and a postcode we don't know where we're going so well it's a theme park it's a theme park that's all we know fully the good theme park yeah we will yes well is there a bad one there is there is okay all right but it's not just any old rental car oh funny victory all right what's up yo we're here poppy manzurka yes he told us to meet you he's got a message for us eh oh yeah you wanna hear it yeah hello evan jj [Music] this takes a while it's a compatible look at these [ __ ] wearing the same clothes no that is cute it's cute 201 miles is it that oh [Music] [Applause] we got tvs in here we could watch we could watch some some foreign [Laughter] this is a long day it's a long hour brother charlie he wouldn't send us four hours to a bad theme park but the thing is bro like we're unless we get we're not going to are we going to holton towers no no we're going west are we going to thought park not in four hours too long if you remember last time we we were a team yeah and i had my lucky sunglasses either and they didn't work i've got them again hey big joshua what's here 2k sunglasses and they're going to bring us good fortune along the way look at this ah stop what's up my friend okay not that left the next one all right sorry look at that dog that is a sick dog that was that's like willa lee's dog before before it perish well don't [ __ ] laugh the sun is beaming down the boys have cracked open the window jj's getting that fresh air are we feeling good we've got ksi you know what this man's literally famous we've just driven through london and people are just spotting him they're just they're just waving the sunroof's open bro should we see how long it takes it won't take long in london hey do you know who i am my son is 15. he loves you let i'd like to say for someone who you don't say is terrible at driving you trust me an awful lot to try oh i couldn't drive i couldn't i'm not working you have to be 26 26 my friends i mean simon said i don't think you're awful at driving you just think i'm angry yeah the dash cam you got me i tried it it doesn't work bro it doesn't work did you break it it froze conveniently froze after he cut off an old woman look at you ethan you're shining [Laughter] on my left i thought it was a sunny day it is a sunny day what's it called it's england what's the postcode out of interest boys a six seven atd or something i was wailing because this is my hills as well it's whaled as well i mean it does say 232 minutes i think i thought we're going like cornwall or something oh oh no what's in wales i'm just saying thoughts park is in this direction but is it a canned out it depends what joshua's done because josh has got this thing right he likes to take you past like he took you past stonehenge i wouldn't like to relive but hey josh josh can either pull strings or fist you it's one of the two and here's to hoping that you pulled some strings how did they work ah what was that what the [ __ ] bro what was that wait what what did you spray on me bro nothing bro you're moving nuts that's what it was guys get out what's up this is why you're driving super sorry sorry what did you spray with me it was the fed box we have come off the motorway i think i know where i am well there were signs for thought park i think i know where i'm going his default travels he's in his own team park in his head he's rollercoaster right now this is either going to be the biggest another massive heartbreak or we're we're going to thought part [ __ ] that i'm taking you on stealth seven times in a row i'm so cold i'm so cold it was my idea to get a convertible as one of the freezing cold in the back ah jeez no speed limit you're about to get colder is it not blocked [Laughter] it's not looking good i thought i knew where i was but i'm down a back road this is not the way what else is here do you think he's do you think he's built his own theme park do you think he's got a feeling we'll see how this develops we'll keep you guys posted what's harry doing just put his head out the window hang on a second wait but jj this isn't the main entrance we're scared we're still scared oh the gate's opening i heard swarm meters i'm gonna ride around first i feel like we're too far gone for a switch here should we buy a little i'm not i was gonna buy one of those but i don't know we're gonna win one ah yes krispy kremes get your mitts off him toby i know what you're like he loves a doughnut that man by his big fat belly oh we should have got this these are length they are too late we'll get them both oh they're waving ooh waving men or women or women yeah all of them i could see kong's car oh we've done that success all right because they don't sell any closes it's the only clothes look how cool we are we're so cool guys john hurry up we're in a rush i'm just gonna have two quick bites of my sausage roll deep you deep throated that one get it going excite me [Laughter] oh my god guys what in thought part alone it's empty he's like josh is actually she's just josh's bought off a madness face josh dude there's literally no one here whoa yes [Music] do you want to see what i got you boys yes yeah it's like a sharing platter i'd say so i was thinking a bbq if we've got a lighter which i don't know if we have so we can either pull over and do it or happily do it in the back we're gonna do a barbecue in the car yeah i got beef burgers i've got sausage rolls i've got percy pigs oh yeah yeah oh yeah spicy pigs oh yeah yeah i got pasta not entirely sure how we'll cook this but i have barbecued pesto penne pasta hey we're going to exit where are we going why are we going in the exit is this this is the famous ride kes had a very fun time on this ride here's here's a clip oh of him they've got the best life can we not i'm ready to go why all the crit wait wait why are all the crew wearing why are you in a harness why are they in harmony honestly though like do we actually have to do this i think we're climbing it we've got table cloth if we need it why for the burgers if we have a burger if we cook up bottles i'm gonna cook the burgers on the motorway i also got i call him the caterpillar guys what's wrong bro come on we've got to figure it out and for those of you literate folk heat magazine and woman's own illiterate folk britney sam wants more cash there he is did you try to sneak in a wild joke hi josh are we winners yeah yeah of course what are you doing now though are we kind all right now you're walking up there first i've also got a bottle of champers if we make it there if we make it there you've got a lighter for a barbecue my friend you're on the good team and you're you're you're starting yeah you're setting the mood like [Laughter] okay i don't want to go up there this isn't fun why i'm not enjoying this we'll get a nice view man whoa let that boat whoa that view mad all right done it's fine you're scared it's all good man it's so good you can fight jake paul but can't climb the stairs [Music] [Laughter] i have one of course what's going on is he too big is he too big he's too big for them how are you doing man where am i gonna go oh there we go all right you're all good now right cool oh am i done oh so we're ready i'm really compact in there i'm all right yeah i'm ready oh [ __ ] you're right no i'm not all right i'm not all right i'm not all right what do you want do you want us to split the roof up yes please sorry yeah perfect circle are you going to feed us i'm [ __ ] starving i am also hungry did you say you don't think you can't carry me out i don't belong to you are you driving are you driving the whole way toby i can drive the hallway are you sure i can knock and drive the whole way he's a white merchant he's on it man he's on it don't make it weird don't make him win i'll there you go you sure you might let's go guys let's get it wait so should i vlog myself yeah vlog with this hand hold the thing with the other hand oh oh good awkward i assume that's it right yeah do we know it's called oakwood you've got a fair ride on it i'm just waiting for like a giant helter skelter to poke out the sky i'd love a little helter skeleton jesus our family toby please [Laughter] we're literally walking upstairs yeah bro nice how many [ __ ] stairs are there oh my god should we count them i'm too black you can't even see me oh we're [ __ ] we're flying now here we go we are one mile away is it gonna be one of them like forest like a seesaw and a [ __ ] a wooden seat is that what it's gonna be a nature nature thing yeah like a natural look there's a big sign for it blue lagoon should go to the blue lagoon after you know what scares me is the fact that there's not a single car yeah no we're the only ones heading towards this place you know everyone wow look at this view whoa this is insane wow catch up this was so so worth it have you seen enough now jj yeah bro this view was great can we go back down i don't see anything operational but it's it's there it is there it looks sad but it is in the field it's literally in the middle of the now we're taking this every day who built this charlie you don't need tickets to go in you just walk in it's a field it bounces it bounces it bounces it bounces i vic bounce on the stairs this is actually kind of scary i know i actually don't like this very much we're not even here josh you're a [ __ ] man this isn't this isn't fun at all i actually really don't like this i didn't think i was gonna mind josh this is actually kind of horrible you know if you look down you're twenty-four see-through you know what i feel like i'm home home i feel home man it's just like it's like i don't know do you have a theme park in guernsey to have a guest man i mean anything like anything like this again whatever you think in your head is probably correct who's the big fan though i feel like i'm in a zombie film this is lovely post-apocalyptic come on boys how is this content it is content it's content we're just we're walking upstairs who wants to watch us walk upstairs guys jj i'll i'll do some content oh this is good lock down i don't want to look down if you're about it look down oh look down bro look down it's blessing it yeah man nice oh this is [ __ ] do we have to cross the track the fun begins oh this is actually a train track no that was the train this was for people okay i feel like i'd very easily fall on the tracks here you could very easily get up as well there's an open gate right there yeah you could break it no no no no there's not an open gateway look at the gate oh okay okay i've just broken in i'll bust through the gate oh my god has been my plan has been forted what must i do hey zoka circa looks like an ant back down there notice he's not doing this yeah you know what because he doesn't want to he doesn't want this you're not josh is scared of parachuting but you're ethan twerking up there meanwhile jj's screaming and saying he's not enjoying it someone's up the side man what you guys are on the good team oh why not do something that's life-threatening that one looks quite good you know it doesn't look operational but i haven't seen i haven't seen anything go around it the entire time but maybe it's because everyone that's come here is too scared to go on it well that's a relic of time that's not just it looks a little bit rusty i haven't seen that ride in the distance go around i haven't seen one ride going no i don't think they're going ethan stock ethan stock ethan stark ethan payne he stuck except he's not stuck anymore he's not stuck anymore anymore i see a roller coaster in resistance where you gotta be a little bit taller oh hang on a minute hang on a minute hang on a minute are you going to tell me that is the jump thing that might be that that might be balanced bro it's called bounce that's the one that goes up and down to know about that i'll do that yes solid ground ah so pointless move along a little i mean it's nice and all like the trees and that and the rides and this height and all yeah it's cool and all but like it's still pointless look at us on top of the world windy as well it is really windy has anyone ever killed themselves here i'd imagine i'd hope not jeez you're looking nervous oh the floor's bounced on the floor all right is it time to get down hey yo what's he doing what are you doing both you're hey you're about to be a dad now you're probably doing that hey you're probably doing that right should we actually can we go and ride the rides now the ride is you run down no harness was this worth it for the amount of effort no no no reckon you could slide down you could slide down i wouldn't recommend it i wouldn't recommend it a couple broken bones seen the rust on it oh well i'm sure next time we come it'll be there this wind is trying to kill me oh it's gonna blow me away i'm about to fly away i should have gone on your side ethan why do i feel like i have no balance right now chop chop let's go let's go happy days let's move move it move it move it move it get me on ground get me on ground get me over come on vic let's go chop chop no i see you're right there's a ride moving there's a ride moving look look that one yes there is one over there as well i saw moving this look at this ride this person going around the ride yeah yeah get me up to the bottom right yeah you can grab you can grab the key it's in my harness over there but do you know what you can grab i heard you're a side plus member well friend you can grab something you can grab something like that that side plus thank you for being a member no thank you for being a member appreciate it what the hell's happening [Music] so me and jj are about to throw it back to about [ __ ] eight years ago something like that you know what he came in and out of consciousness on this ride let's see let's see if he's training it's paid off yeah we do are we gonna see it again yeah no [ __ ] it play again [Music] [Music] oh there's a queue lance oh jesus oh that's a good sign though it means it's a high demand uh operation the key is like six fish don't tell them that oh this looks banging boys it's all six-year-olds yeah were we fiverr yeah there's a couple thirty year 40 year olds so i'm having to hide because apparently this is the big reveal let me crouch like peter because i'm waiting for these man to give me they're all okay that's it they've been working on it look oh absolutely so excited we've given four hours to go on that's a boggan yes yeah let's get stuck it's just stuck there now but we're seeing more rides look that rides yeah i think over there looks quite like the busy area something's down here we'll it's a 360 as well if this ain't a josh master class and he's done it again he's done it again he's here he's here i have to organize this but you are also here i know oh well it's a nice day out yeah yeah let's get it thank you man are we too big to go on are we too big to go on together uh give it a try we're gonna see if we can uh both sit on here hey we're in right you saw me outside mr mr gopro oh boy i i uh when i was younger i used to purposely avoid the front seats because then i could just stare at the seat in front and pretend i'm not flying i always queue up for the front to recreate the special moment ksi on the outside even on the inside oh heavens oh this thing's rickety these things are recording oh my god this is quite fast harry [Laughter] hello guys [Applause] yeah and uh control so uh i can't wait to get this started this is ridiculous it looks happy man there we go all right cool should we get this done yeah yeah amazing you're telling me that like youtubers run theme park rides now he passed away i don't know how he did it two guys riding into bargain they might just kiss it's a nice day you know it's really beautiful thumbs up thumbs up this is actually quite laid back all right we're off we're off ah ah oh god jesus oh jesus gonna go back down there and see how they feel after a minute and a half i'll be honest with you i could never do this i hate rides i hate heights all of that could never be what is your favorite dinner dish my favorite dinner dish what it is it's going to be salmon and oh my goodness i'm absorbed okay they ain't playing okay we're slowing down a little bit here no bro we survived [Laughter] okay oh he's fired [Music] you know what it used to be worse it used to be worse he stayed away oh he stayed away josh he kept consciousness oh [Applause] [Music] i will say half the rides are closed everything i've looked like that's the one that's the big one it looks like it was caught in a fire and it's just the remains oh wait no that one does that one's operational right yeah oh my god should we do it yeah yeah let's do it let's do it let's do it i can't wait we are going on one that harry said it looks like it got caught in a fight it does but clearly it didn't why are you here i got told about if you have experienced free rides and i said yeah i'm never he's here yeah yeah oh you look absolutely how am i man no you're not bro you're not messing with us all we don't have to follow the rules we do no we don't we do follow the rules how hard it is hold your arms straight and like static during that ride my arm aches already of course of course of course oh my god like i don't have to keep moving though so i can do it i can do it on the move you don't get a picture quick a group one they haven't understood you no this does not seem safe oh it sounds rickety i love it though come on you like this you know what it feels more like recklessly i've actually put my life on the line here that's what it's all about exactly so i was asking his favorite dinner dish was he was like salmon and now he's in pain this man is in pain he's like when will it end i'm actually excited oh [ __ ] but it gets some speed by the sounds of it it sounds like it just crashed they really made this ready for a huge queue yeah i thought that should be if we're here on a saturday it should be a bigger queue you know only is there no queue we we didn't even know it was functioning i like it man it's got it's got it's got character oh there's a queue oh this is a good sign for the ride then good sign for the ride i'll tell you what this may not be ten thousand dollar food but it tastes like it right now drinking nuggets and chips and the sidemen at happy campus he's quiet that's how you know he's that's eating like a portion did he blow the whole budget on the theme park he just said he thinks i'm happy i'm eating i'm eating like the party all right i bet the poor teammates are better than me honey i'm eating like someone that invested in luna i thought it was empty who's that who are you yeah who are they the staff oh god wait if i was anybody jesus christ i wish we invited a security guard with us just so i'll have someone sit next to me should i get your teddy bear this is what i was like the entire day in the car in the back you just come down and they had john next to you bro that was almost worse that's good yeah yeah yeah i think i can get them this guy's taking a piss these nuggets don't taste like they're going to kill me something negative tastes like they're going to kill them [Laughter] i'm actually a bit scared lad oh brother i'm going to drop this i'm going to drop it i'm actually scared man i'm not a liar oh look at that it's like a water one and it's lit oh it's on as well oh [ __ ] this for a laugh bro i don't like me get simon in the mix bro how the hell did you not pull this off oh it's josh is it oh man he's got a different kind of clap bro [Applause] [Music] yes yes i got spaffed on yo what got smashed up thing i haven't done this huh are you allowed on this [ __ ] oh boys oh [ __ ] oh it's literally made out of wood make sure you hold that make sure you hold on boy i'm dripping at your livestream oh no oh no oh my god i'm crying i'm crying [Laughter] you're good i've inhaled a box of chicken nuggets and now i'm about to go on a ride that goes like 200 miles an hour good yeah whoa you guys are bringing in the thrill all i've learned is i'm way too proud for this the whole park is watching i'm so frail seven of them oh my god my body is too frail i'm not tossed around in that thing [ __ ] how are you doing that was really just been ragged that was brilliant says 10 minutes more like that's for losers [Laughter] all right straight straight into the straight in yeah i was crying yeah hey he's trapped you bro we're sending ksi and trunks front seats to the moon unlike luna i was gonna say maybe maybe we'll find luna on the way down what if i got a heart attack last week no no you you know what though see your fingers you're going first on my mum's life don't do that to me bro you're you and jj are going first why why why why you're getting first i thought i'll just come in to help with a little announcement and i'll go home oh yeah i should have got security i think we run which is why we needed security now we're fine are you kidding followed you have to get prepped i'm sorry what's happening he's i'm gonna get a chest man he's gonna hear his reaction he's genuinely not in the middle trying to get content out of him as we're walking like this i said whoa bro what the [ __ ] we're filming he's bored of winning he's bored of winning the gun is here might hit you in the face so just be careful well then how's this fair jade you gotta go this side why does this [ __ ] dick coming out my chest come on come on say please we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go quick quick quick quick put your arms all the way out there you go there's toby where's it oh no oh no i think we're in trouble oh no all right big slide all right good luck times we gotta go bro [ __ ] you unfortunately you want to go home the other slides just blue slides okay oh no oh no i think you wanted to get this one we could try please stop screaming oh yeah please see like up there that's where luna was oh and then it is [Laughter] it's a water one wait it's a war one oh [ __ ] it how am i trying to get scratched do i just go around why did we come on a saturday why didn't we come on assassin it was the only day because this is a recipe for disaster i mean this is the bad two this is actually a nutty roller coaster you know oh is that the one with a drop on it what's that yeah that front right i am a child oh wow and i have to go on my own i feel like i'm actually scared at least we've got a rider man and now i'm paying these people to get in front of them hello he passed away unfortunately my friend i know sorry i didn't questions at your child i'm sorry he's fine all right guys this this isn't gonna work the camera the camera doesn't work i don't have to leave after squeezing that well how are we gonna do it it's too tight and i'm too big no why did it work oh my god it's actually hot now i'm sorry i'm sweating wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait why is it already going what do you mean where is it let me just understand what angle is getting past your face what is it that's it there's a long queue for this this will be the last one i go on i've now got it right again one thing i've learned is don't point out the rush do you realize by the time we're done here half of wales will be here at this theme park holy [ __ ] oh my god my eyes ah i cannot see harry i can't do i actually really can't do it i'm really really really [ __ ] myself down wow this [ __ ] oh my god oh please i put the slow mode on one red light oh no no no no no dude wait oh [Music] [Applause] oh my god he's crying he's crying he's crying he shut his eyes all the time at the top of his eyes was shot let's do this i swear to god [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh you've done it for no reason yeah well that's my stomach hurts my neck hurts i did it for a reason no your eyes are sharp oh that goes too fast that can't be legal oh my god i'm dying it's terrifying no i didn't like it that was amazing oh this guy is too funny oh my god oh my god you know i not understand what we just did that was history was it you want a ride once that was history history history what history was that chunks was on a ride for first time yeah yeah it was good fun can we get a ksi tune on basically we're thinking of going on a water ride but i am wearing grey joggers so i've got they can't live life anymore life is ruined why is everyone following us i don't know well guys go enjoy the theme park up the stairs we go they can't chase us up here get in [Music] [Music] this is his worst video yet i swear to god done him wrong and she's just stupid on the bike all right toby once again us again once again how do i do this oh this is terrifying oh god oh [ __ ] myself all right we've got a race toby v harry good luck boys here we go i've got my money on harry all right thank you my friend this is the body way this is the bodyweight thing [Music] oh no oh no it went all up my shorts it went all up my shorts it went all up my shorts and this is why this is why i'm soaking wet oh bro i've peeled my skin lamborghini off he's gone pasta what is this meant to be like a treat for you or like you just drop some stuff and then listen to lamborghini i'm gonna be on the good team this is a good team dry chips and other stuff yeah good luck colossus yeah yeah you get headache but it's one of the best ones i think they think that we've never been here before i've got a sneaky suspicion they think that i'm not broke all right what's next what's next what's next right those flumes or like what about little kids one up there this one this one here this one yeah yeah i didn't realize it was gonna tilt over at the end yeah yeah i wouldn't fly oh that's long it's quite deep it could have been killed wait wait which way are you sitting that way like a massage you know it's quite nice man happy ending get me back in that toboggans i want to do that swing one so bad but you actually like want to do that swing one yeah oh you're a crackhead man this is a terrible idea i'm still sick yeah i don't know why did we come on i don't know why we did this [Music] i never feel sick i'm rising i feel horrendous jj i know you've been going for a rough time recently so i just won you a hamster wow thank you what are you gonna call it uh uh [Music] [Laughter] you need to be more grateful elise is alive what's the name jj morpheus the second the second the second second okay yeah i can't believe they literally tried okay how can i go from performing with ann maria won't believe arena to having a bunch of people shouting my dead hamster [Laughter] while twinning their [ __ ] sickness that is jarrod if i feel one more water spray in my neck i'm fine am i right i'm more famous oh it's it's like it's cold it's not mine well i don't want it i can't i just said though man tell you if you don't oh this is a bit high for my liking now i won't lie you love a higher oh my god don't do that man no no i'm just gonna get him some rewards wow you're violating left it sounds like that look i love it i'm official you got abandoned my brother tell your mum daddy's there and he's not coming back feels great no wonder they do this all the time normal responsibilities that's what it takes to believe i don't like it i don't like it anymore i don't like it i don't like it i don't like it i wanted to start i wanted to start this is mental because there's kids we came here and you would be like you'd be like right i sprinted to the phone the part would open you sprint here but then if you didn't you'd be like right for the next two hours i'm just going to try and get on your face mama's nemesis inferno always yeah i love nemesis inferno because they're hanging legs no i like colossus because i always used to just do the pose yeah these are one of the oldest ones here 20 years i'm such a [ __ ] now man i can't do it you actually are i'm such a [ __ ] genuinely i'm feeling fear like really i think the only way to get over fear is to cause the concrete so i reckon we all go on that switch you are off your nut and i'll transfer you a hundred bags ready [Laughter] zero minutes yeah where's my energy cruise are you abandoned you killed another one hold on i i i see you ah i see you come on come on what's this one is this one that does this yeah no no no no no no it's nice man real nice this ain't right though like you guys want me to vomit no but now stealth just does this no this yeah this is this i used to always say i wish i had harry's fearlessness yeah it's literally actually gone how have you even all the way down there up there out there down there yeah up there pull through that section two exactly i have cuties like three hours before how much your life do you think you spend in the skew oh yeah yeah should we drop it i mean i'll happily run there if you guys hold this and then just buy the ticket and come back sure okay it's for two people simon i honestly couldn't do it like like i'll be there for support and i'm happy to do some sort of forfeit for not doing it but i i actually can't do that stuff yeah but back in the day i feel like my youth i would have gone on it the youngest of us but it's horrifying like there's no like there's no like bit of it that i'm like oh this is i i would like to go on this ride yes i'm going outside i'm going outside i'm just all right i honestly feel like i'm on top all right great time what a day i think the difference is me and even like theme parks love it love it and i have one to myself i would i would have to do this every day all day oh it's so fun it's so fun meanwhile these lot money myrtles behind us i don't know how you hate athena wow oh it goes too fast oh it is me and you like fast cars like driving these thoughts what is it oh wow i go quicker and i go upside down and i do all these things it's fun they said it's fully booked i would have done it as well you know i would have done it i would have done it uh there's a little ride up around here yeah yeah little kids want we walk into the [ __ ] under the parkway the spooky street that doesn't sound like a [ __ ] unto me yes sounds quite wild i'm down for spooky street man give me a spooky street secure me i'd rather look man i know this loose why is everyone trying to kill me today bro what about brother it's blood wait is it this menacing looking beast we're about to go on uh should be the only ride that harry would agree to go on yeah genuinely genuinely genuinely yeah i'm still wobbling the swing bro you deal with the swing you'll be able to find someone like that on the watch lurk outside there yeah i reckon kind of space you won't get a split change oh [ __ ] it's dark don't lose me huh how you can do that too man stop it oh no that is how that is how okay okay this is the most fun jj's had all day okay oh oh how's this look again how how i guess is this okay you hit one and i went back i run it run it [Laughter] jj you found a way to make him as uncomfortable as you yay how you feel how you feel how you feel look at the body yeah jj you hold it on bro hey yo hey guys [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] my foreign [Laughter] that was sick man that ride alone has taught me that i need to bulk up always always taught me is i am too skinny anyone else got a banging head [Laughter] what was fun about that but i'm willing to lurk outside the swing i'm going to swing your ass the person was asking about that i i don't know if they will though right yeah we'll cross over it's full for the day yeah he does i do yeah come on go on boys are you sure i feel bad but if you are sure we'll do it oh you're not 100 yeah yeah all right if i tell my mom i love you do you want to wear my jumpers it looks like it's me on it [Laughter] it's not a good team it's just not a good time oh bro you're only good it is the good team really how can it imagine being a theme park that's full there's a queue for you like there's people real theme [Laughter] come on what is this oh fun this is like meant to be a good video like this yeah all right so shay has uh basically saved us because he has two spaces look at this is that the two spaces for this look at that man it's actually worked out quite well oh look me and josh are posing quick pose on them one time that's how you know we know what we're doing oh no me and joss know where the cameras are in every ride look at that look oh i've not smashed that one no you've i've not done well there boys now on camera can i get your shares someone's got to take the button i was here to see you i'll clean it i'll scoop you off the floor i'll shovel you don't see that i'm so sorry this is what harry does he always says you watch plane crash documentaries before we go on a plane as we're on the plane he's watching it i know if anything happens to me i want you to feel guilty for the rest of yours you're fine but now i want you to feel guilty if anything happens to me well you guys doing the stealing things as well yeah yeah yeah quick tim yeah what can i steal i don't know yeah you're talking about well it's like cannon floss yeah yeah i don't know yeah you see now i'm happy you know they said that we could take one well no no wait um it's on sad but no come on man i've been going for i'm just gonna melt huh they're gonna melt yeah that's fine i'll just drink it we will pay for the things we steal yeah this is a cheater we will we're we usually do that today's a cheat day chicken nuggets it's a cheat day it's got a candy floss as well this is all i wanted how are you feeling okay not good oh no oh yeah oh this ride's mad they've he's happy about candyplus welcome back [Applause] [Music] yes yes thank you so much because you're the tallest you will be in the middle right so you'll be like this which means one of you two needs to pull the call to start the flight oh i think you i know he's um i'm officially i need you anything and he said he's ready to take pictures with everyone of course man come take a photo oh i forgot you've got legs hold it up this is insane yeah i go for it oh my god do you want this hey no no don't god i hate them so much i regret this all right in a second the lift's going to go down when i tell you to just let yourselves fall forwards okay ready steady let yourselves fall out as well so i think this is where we say guys you've been amazing it's been a pleasure yeah yeah yeah where is the slow oh my god this is not oh i wish i had a gopher on my head right now holy [ __ ] oh guys i can't do it no stand up i hate these rides i don't understand my vomit you sit with victor over there that's so sick that's so sick oh my god this is the best thing i've ever done in my life oh you enjoy it all right i'll do it again 100 times we've done it two out of three of us did it that's enough completed easy who gave them the camera bro i'm gonna bring in every video from now on this is a long one isn't it yeah yeah it doesn't last a hot minute do you get about a minute what do we get to hold on to nothing that's paul from you harry potter i'm i'm in awe fair play to you he's literally looking up to us now oh my god it doesn't [ __ ] around does it i hate it oh oh oh what's wrong all right toby who won our last race down the waterslide i don't know i actually don't know i was too busy hurting myself look [Music] hey okay we have another water ride where i'm still wearing gray joggers i am not getting in the water man a nice little sit down man yeah i go then [Applause] now put morpheus in yeah you gotta say yeah this is you guys ready i think so holy oh he's gone he's gone he got a full start again bro he got another full start man when's harry oh harry's waiting for him that was good where's harry he waiting for you bro all right you too mate bye don't get me soaking wet don't get me starting to get soaking wet there we go yes i avoid again he survived this smashed it dads i wanted a race yeah then you set him down they just kicked you down he's like get out of my crotch that was funny you would have been fired on that one like maybe actually there's not much water at the end yeah yeah there was still a risk of going quickly oh yeah yeah give me that yeah yeah come on then come on right there where are we going [Applause] oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah what's up yeah man's got the strap the mic's got the strap yeah now what oh [ __ ] you know what yeah yeah take that kids it's the filmmakers yeah take that three tops and then and then the the peddler pedal we do the pirate ship as well but oh yeah yeah [ __ ] it let's run we've got like 20 minutes 20 minutes the park closes 15 minutes bro 15 15. of course it would help if there weren't kids in the way you'll never get this you'll never get this come on come on you'll never get this you'll never get this where are you going you can't run forever even though this is the worst rated theme park is this is this the world's right thing that's what someone said earlier yeah it's the worst thing in the uk it's actually it's so good like it's a good park man the weather is helping dramatically yeah like they're a bit rickety but like the people are friendly the rides are good i'm gonna time my life man oh you literally sting stink huh all right now slow down slow down turn around turn around you hit nothing i bought this getting off this [ __ ] thing okay [ __ ] [ __ ] he's fast enough [ __ ] oh oh yeah hey toby yeah got wood all right here we go how are you doing hello you ready wait it's hard this is nice it's a rickety one i'm not actually strapped in at all we're not we're not we're not welcome to my garage right here in my garage right here in my garage here's my 1998 red lamborghini i'm just going to hit you as hard as i can they're sort of sweet sort of my aim i didn't head on oh god oh yeah why are you chasing oh oh wow see that i can deal with that i can definitely do it i like that one leave me alone all right john you are now simon i'm so excited yo just move your mouth i'm john i have a fat head [Music] we made thrills there honestly i'm just gonna stay here it's gonna stay quick you got 10 minutes all right let's go we got 10 minutes which way that way that way i think it's there oh i like this little what's this little path here you want to go for it the exploration of me what's going on what's the explosion please oh it's just a shortcut i bet i'm not oh oh that was surprisingly easy it's a lovely place here it's beautiful it's beautiful we should get the rating up you know go on google reviews i'd rate this place well because they've been nothing but nice ones genuinely had a 600. hello hello mick good how are you fantastic is it still open yeah you got it thank you so where do we go we just go she's got a little girl on the island i think with my boys i'm with my boys i think you hit this to be bad the times have changed i think we have hm we need to turn that away wow [Applause] i'm off my [ __ ] head i'm off my head [Applause] give me odds of you scooping up someone drinking it please oh that's ebola a million a oh that was a bait number you know yeah i was brave you're gonna need a big turn from your little power bit of power steer in here more turn i think actually that's what he's been working to his whole life welcome like he he became a youtuber it's his mom he he entered the ring just so he could get this chance to be a friend i'm a thrill maker and now he's over the moon it was a thrill i was off oh oh he gave him the filmmaking oh oh it took too much out jack we need the jacket on for all of this next bit oh [ __ ] off we need it we need it from you i need thrill [Music] i need three do you know what it's getting late i'm losing a little bit down i'm a little bit down yes yeah [Applause] we're literally going in here [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] stop it it's like an alarm how do you make it stop see this he'll do that but he'll literally get like a disease but he won't go on a thing you know what i mean it's fine man it's just war it's just pond water it's fine yeah look at my steering wheel i'll forget to wash my hands and then i'll wipe my face have you clocked this steering wheel you're gonna be you might hit the wall that's incredible we have to hit the wall no no no was that good parking by the way no he's giving me a thumbs up was it he wasn't it wasn't it was a confident thumbs up he didn't come in backwards or someone done that before bro you backed me into a tree a [ __ ] album cover what are we called the the untalented beetles oh wow i'll take one thank you oh phenomenal yes of course no problem i got a blue lagoon oh josh you know what this is good but i just feel like it's missing something oh really i just feel like it doesn't it's not taking me away to a fantastic place i think it needs a boost [Music] he's been a double all right so i think we were the bad team but i think we had a good day it was all right it was all right it was all right was right the rides were decent riser decent it was uh how would you nice and sunny yeah i went on too i went on some of them i wanted some of them five hours here was it worth it probably not no now we have five hours back but we can celebrate we can we can we can one sec boys we're celebrating survival of whales a fantastic day out it's quite weird drinking a drink when people just say there we go yeah why is it we just feel like i'm up close yeah yeah yeah oh you got down it now there's nothing left to down my friend finish it go on see it off i was i'm not having it after that he's got cold nice oh wow oh the thrill makers [Music] [Applause] more candy flowers [Music] oh [Music] [Music] foreign

Channel: Sidemen

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Keywords: sidemen, sidemen sunday, #sidemensunday

Id: dGTM1hRf2Fw

Length: 72min 18sec (4338 seconds)

Published: Sun May 22 2022