- Ladies and gentlemen, here's the moment you've all been waiting for. We are back with another Sidemen Mukbang. [Sidemen clapping] But hold up right there! We have a special guest. It's John Cena. - I'm different. - Jake Paul is different. - I am the one that can see John Cena. - You can see him. - Oh, I get it. - Are you gonna say hello? - What's up, what's up, John. [laughter] - He's been the whole time - Yes, bro. - How you doing man? - But seriously, Simon's
got our first topic, so bring it away. - Your own Prime card! [JJ laughs]
[Sidemen clapping] - This is his dream. He's getting excited. - Oh my god. [laughs] - His two favourite things. [laughs] - But we have a special seat for you. - Oh wow. Really? - Bring in the chair of shame. [Sidemen laughing] - Oh no. - I knew this would come. - Oh no. Oh no. [Sidemen laughing] - Can't even get it in. - Even the way it arrives. - It's a shame. - Makes it more embarrassing. - Oh, that's quite sad. It's quite sad, really.
[Sidemen laughing] Oh no. - You know what's deep? You guys had this pre-made. Before the fight even happened,
you had this pre-made. - No.
- That's terrible. - I imagine it would
be a throne if it was. - Oh maybe.
- On the train yesterday, I went, "You reckon it's possible
to get loser in balloons?" [Sidemen laughing] - Oh yesterday? [laughs]
- Yeah, yeah. [laughs] - Go on. - He's in. - I'm stuck. - Yeah, you're in, you've
done it. [chuckles] [Prime outfit creaks] [Sidemen laughing] - Maybe ditch the... - No, he out. There he is. [Sidemen cheering] How do you feel? - I feel like I did what I wanted to do at the end of the day, Like, I was this kid who was a YouTuber who had no right to be in
a ring with Tommy Fury. And I showed the world that, you know, if you believe
in yourself and work hard, you can literally do whatever you want. - Big question. What are you doing next? - What am I doing next?
I'm actually relaxing, man. [Sidemen cheering]
[Sidemen clapping] - He's back.
[JJ laughs] - You'll see me in more
Sidemen videos, yeah. [desk banging]
[Sidemen cheering] No, I need to relax. - How long for though? Roughly? - No, honestly. - Because whatever he says, half it. [Sidemen laughing] - That's generous. - Give me about a month. [laughs] - No, no, please. - Nah, I feel like I need, like, to actually just enjoy my- - Life.
- My hard work. Yeah. I feel like I've just been working for so many f*cking years. - I mean, like, since the
last time you chilled, you've got Prime. You've done this fight. You've done loads of sh*t since last time. - When did you, when did you last chill? - When did you last chill? - He went Maldives. - No but like, that was still like, when did he last chill chill? It's about two years now. - It's probably 2017. [Tobi gasps] - No, in lockdown. Lockdown, you chilled for sure. - No. - No, he was doing music. - And we were still doing
videos, bro. [laughs] - Oh, true, yeah. Alright. You mean chill
as in like, doing nothing. - Nothing, bro. - Just Sidemen stuff.
- Yeah, yeah. - Reddit once a month. - Been a while.
- Yeah, that's it. - Yeah. - To be fair, there's no chilling
with Sidemen, to be fair. We do kind of... - Yeah, but it's fun. It's also fun. - Well, before the food comes. - Yeah.
- We have a game. - Oh, okay. - Sidemen vs KSI. - Yeah!
[Sidemen cheering] So we're gonna nominate three Sidemen. - Yeah. - They're going up against
him at a punch machine. - Okay.
- Oh, for God's sake. - You have to use whatever
it says on the wheel. - Oh, okay. That's sick
- Oh, okay. Cock!
[Simon laughs] - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How are you?
[JJ laughs] - So, you can't use the chair. You can't use the chair.
- You can use the chair and then you just got to like. [JJ laughs] - You don't have to whip it. - You got to see what you can do with it. - So, we can nominate three. - It's got to be Behz. - Not me, not me. - Harry.
- Harry, Harry's good. - Harry is there as well. - I'm gonna go Vikkstar.
- Well, I want a Vik. - I vote Vik.
- I vote Vik. - Oh, for f*ck's sake. - We'll smoke him, man. We'll smoke him. - I wanna see Vik's cock get a high score. - You're going as well. - I'm trying to see, like, a Vikkstar arse vs a JJ arse. - What'd you say?
- His cock get a high score. Vikcock123. - Harry, I think you got to. - The thing is, I actually can't, I'm not- - Don't use your hands.
- I'm not hitting this with my hands, because
last time I did this- - Harry broke his hands.
- It was in the aftershock of that thing, man.
[Ethan laughs] - Well just don't spin it on hands. - It was an Ayia Napa one though, so this is different. This is a more boujee one.
- Alright, JJ v Harry. - This is a Sidemen one. - Spin that wheel. - Wee!
- Yes. - First round. - Cock! Cock! [Sidemen gasping] - XIX bottle. - How's that gonna work? - Is that not gonna shatter? - No, no, no.
- No, man. - I'd say a can is a better idea. - No, no, no. - All right. f*cking fine. - On that note.
[Sidemen laughing] - Has that got liquid in it? - Yeah, it has got liquid in it. - f*cking hell. No, this is a bad idea. - I'm gonna just skirt this way more. - Here we go. - Oh, this could end so bad. - Oh, this could actually end... - Go on, Harry! - Don't follow through
and hit the machine. - Feel the weight of that thing, man. - I know, it's a maggy. - This is bad idea.
- Wig it! Wig it! [Sidemen giggling] - Just in case he misses. [loud thud] [Sidemen exclaiming] - Oh, he took a bit off it. But I like it.
- Oh f*cking hell. [Sidemen clapping] - XIX packs a punch.
It's powerful, you know. - This is still a a bad idea. - This is the worst idea.
- This is the worst idea. - 864.
- That is the score to beat. - Cover your eyes. - He's missing the bag. [loud thud]
- Oh no. [Sidemen exclaiming] [Sidemen cheering] - 1-nil! 1-nil! - 1-nil! - I thought you were my friends. - 1-nil! 1-nil! - Who's going next? - Who's next? Do you want me to go? - Yeah.
- Sure. All right. - Sit down, JJ. - There you go, Vik. Happy birthday. - Spin that wheel! - Cock! Cock! Cock!
- Cock! Cock! Cock! - Oh, that's really boring.
- But, he's just gonna win. - Just move it. One more - No, no, no, no, no. Let's go. [laughs] Would you like to go first? Give me a target to hit.
- Yeah, go on then. - Throw from your hip
like you told Tommy Fury. Told Logan, sorry.
- Yeah. Logan's all arm punch. - Hug him. [punching machine thuds] - Hug him.
- A great punch. It's a great punch.
- You're done. [JJ laughs]
- Oh, was that XIX? - 850. - Didn't even look harsh. - It didn't, did it, bro.
[JJ laughs] - Just went like this. - Get you up in there, Behz. Come on. - Oh, Ethan. Try. Come on. Do it. [thunderous thud] [Sidemen gasping] [Sidemen cheering] - 2-Nil! 2-Nil! - Oi Vikkstar, beat him as well. - Go on Vik. - Spin that wheel!
- Cock, cock, please. [Ethan yells]
- Big glove. [Sidemen laughing] - Wait. Just a little. - I'll take the big glove. [laughs] - JJ, move it a little bit. Just one more. - Anyone know the technique? - I don't really know with that. - I think you just kind of,
run it. f*cking just like. - I think you're using the wrong- - Hand.
- Hand. - Does it matter? [Sidemen laughing] Does it matter? - Just run at it, I think. Run at it. - This is my arm. - Still, clench your
fist in there, though. - Okay. [glove softly thuds] [Josh yelling]
[mild thud] [Sidemen cheering] - We take that.
- We'll take those. [Sidemen clapping] 589. - All right, no pressure.
- No pressure. You wouldn't lose three. - I saw the dog in your
eyes, Vik. Something lit up. - He's going left handed as well. - Something lit up inside him there. - You wouldn't lose to
Vik with a big glove. [Sidemen laughing] - Not 3-nil. - All right, I'll try. I'll try, innit. [glove thuds] - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, he beat him.
[Ethan] Oh, he beat him. [Sidemen clapping] - 2-1!
- 2-1! - It's all right. It's all right. - Well, I was gonna say, if you won two out the three, you could leave the seat, but you lost. [Sidemen laughing] - Yeah, I lost innit. It's actually a nice seat. - It's actually a nicer seat
than we have. It has a back. - It's got back support, yeah. - Well, now we have food. [Sidemen cheering]
[Sidemen clapping] - The food! - Oh, that's a serious chicken. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. It just does look amazing. Bro's already in. [laughs] - All right. Bro, this guy's in training. - Bro's in. - So this is where the mukbang ends. We don't talk anymore.
We just f*cking eat. - Where do I start?
- No! [laughs] - Vik, what's the topic now? - Yes, we are in Sides.
[Sidemen laughing] We're inside Sides. - We're inside Sides, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is the first Sides shop. We are here in Dalston. As you can see, it's
not quite finished yet. It's opening very soon. We came in nice and early. We do have like smaller ones in BOXPARK Croydon and BOXPARK Wembley. - Yes, sir. - Which were doing well, So we're like, why not go bigger? So we have our own chicken shop. - Yeah. - Who's gassed? - Yeah, very cool. Very weird, very surreal to look at. - I'm full of corn right now.
[Vik laughs] - I literally grew up down the road here. So this is really, really surreal. - These beans are phenomenal, man. - I love the f*cking corn ribs. The corn ribs are like... - Get stuck in my teeth too much, I find. I can't, I don't know. - You got like ten of them here. - Yeah, but... - I'm so happy. - What, what part here are we happy on? - Everything.
- Just food? - Everything?
- Everything. - Even that? He didn't really lose though, did he? Like, he's a winner in our eyes. - Yeah, you're our winner. - Yay. [laughs] - Only if you stay here.
[JJ laughs] You leave us again. You'll be a loser. - I look at everyone behind the camera that's not eating and it's just hilarious. [Sidemen laughing] Like, not like that.
- That's horrible. - Like they all sat here just
changing angles, going... - I am looking at
- Yeah, [laughs] - John's face and he doesn't look happy. - John is the one to
look at. He's the one. You want one, John?
[Sidemen laughing] - My thing's not working. - Is it plugged in? [laughs] - There's f*cking smoke coming off it. - This is why I didn't
trust being next to you. - Bro.
- Is this f*cked? Look, there's smoke coming out of it. - You're f*cked.
- Bro, Turn it off. - Why have you bought that, Harry? - Let's see what happens, honestly. - I often find, now it's not a Sides specific problem, but when you get fried
chicken on delivery, sometimes you need, it needs
a bit more crisp on it. - This isn't on delivery.
We're in a store. - Well, I didn't know that and this isn't. [JJ laughs] - See, it's. smoking on the bottom, but it's not like, this ain't heat. - Try it. - Is it hot? Wait, it is hot. - Bro tests it with his hand. - Put something on it.
Get chicken on that. - I don't like the fact that it's smoking. I think it's one of the pans that doesn't work on this thing. I think I need like a
cast iron pan on there. - I dunno if if the mic's picking it up, but it does not need recrisping. It's crisp.
- Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
[chicken sizzling] - sh*t. - Brother!
- Why? [Sidemen clamouring] - Anyone want a drink? - No, you'll do the
fire alarm. Take it off. [Josh laughing]
[Tobi laughing] - What are you doing?
- Harry, man. - This is a new store. [Josh coughing] - Don't burn it down already. [laughs] - f*cking hell. - Yeah, unplug it. That was a good idea. - Oh my.
[Tobi laughing] - It's fine. It'll be fine. - It's burning over there. - I don't even think that works anymore. - It smells like a barbecue in here now. - You told me to put it on there. I'm blaming you for that. - Oh it honks, oh there yeah. - It was intrusive thought. - Oh it's travelled across the room now. - Elephant in the room.
Are you gonna fight Jake? - I think right now... - Yes. [Sidemen laughing] Nah.
- You'd expect it. - No. Right now I kind of want to just enjoy my life, innit. - Yeah.
- Yeah. And, and figure out
what I want to do after. - How does KSI enjoys his life? - Hmm. - What do you, what do you do? Like what are you gonna do?
[JJ laughs] - Bro, I'm booking holidays
left, right and centre. - Oh no.
[Sidemen laughing] - So, we're done. - No, no, no, no, no.
[Sidemen clamouring] - He's come back for a mukbang. - I'm there like, we need
to go on a Vegas trip. But like a proper Vegas trip. - I like that. - Like a proper, like, with the troops. - You know that we don't
have prime, right? [laughs] - No, I know, but No, no, no. But as in like, I'll sort it all out. - Oh, okay. - Thanks, daddy.
[Sidemen clamouring] - Like, I'll get a f*ck off jet. All the way to Vegas
[Sidemen cheering] - 2-nil!
[Sidemen laughing] - We're getting a f*ck off,
like, mansion or some sh*t. - 3-nil!
[Sidemen laughing] - But yeah, just have a good time, innit, and yeah, I'll actually
learn how to play golf. - Oh! - That's like the best news. And then there was one. - Don't look at me. - You're the only one left. I mean, I wouldn't say
I'm learning how to play. I just show up. - You've had more lessons than me. - But I still hit the floor
more than I hit the ball. - You've had more lessons than Josh. - You're not allowed to say this, 'cause you are just so good at everything. - Josh hasn't had a lesson. I've had a lesson. - We're fine. - Yeah, but that makes it worse. You realise that makes it worse. But I still hit the
floor instead of the ball and I've had lessons. That really makes it worse. I spent 20 minutes in the
bunker in the last video. - It happens, man. It
happens to all of us. - Can I say, by the way. This chicken is f*cking phenomenal. - What, after you cooked it or? - No, that one that got sacked off. But like in general.
[Sidemen laughing] This is pretty good. - We have some new stuff as well. - Wow. - PEPPADEW peppers. - Sorry? - Stuffed peppers. I don't know if you want to try one. - Wait, what? - Stuffed, do you want
me to like bite into it? - Yeah, go on. - Oh. - Creamy. She bust. - Nice. It's like cream
cheese and red pepper. - Oh, okay. - Holy f*ck, I am training through this. - It's actually quite nice. - Sweet. - I'm not really into peppers as well. - I've got dodgy stomach. Feel
like it's a bad thing to eat. I might sh*t myself. [Sidemen laughing] - No, it's not hot. - No need for the graphic language, Josh. - Sorry, I might squirt everywhere. - You haven't heard about
his squirting, have you? - No, that's good. - Do you know what's the worst thing? Everyone says a mukbang is the best thing to eat while you watch, to watch while you're eat your dinner, and then you've got Josh here. - Josh has sh*t himself eight
times in the last three days. - Yeah, I sh*t myself. - It's a weekend long squirt. - I've been squirting since Friday. - Yes. - So I watched your
fight holding in squirts. - Wait, what? [laughs] - Honestly, just loving my food right now. - Luckily I was so
anxious that it was fine. I couldn't feel it. - Oh wait, is there a problem? - Yeah, just a stomach bug. - Oh, fantastic.
[Sidemen laughing] - Got the Norovirus ready for you. - Josh has been squirting, man. - Harry, you got the peppers? - Yeah. They're f*cking banging, man. It's really good, yeah. - I'm gonna risk it. - it doesn't taste like
you eating a pepper. It's like a cheesy thing. - Are they like loaded wings? Wow. - Come on. - Well, not only do we have the food. - Yeah. - We have the drink. - Yes! - And next to you, there's a
one of one bottle over there. - Get the bottle out. - Yeah, so this, so what,
this is flavoured vodka. This ain't like the cans. - No, this, this is like
straight spirit vodka. - So, this is spirit.
- This is mixed, 6%. And that's what, 37.5? - Wow. - That's a proper spirit. - Cool.
[JJ laughs] - Cool. [laughs] - So, in the spirit of XIX, I have a Sidemen quiz. - In the spirit of XIX, yeah yeah. - You like that? - You're good at this. - But, if you get a question wrong, except you and you, you get to nominate someone, You have to drink. - Oh, yes. - I've already started.
- Not a lot. Just, you know. - Can I change my drink?
- Oh crap, we're open. - Can I just put vodka and blue Prime, because, these are obviously fantastic. - That's fantastic by the
way, just so you know. - Oh, is it?
- You're holding it. Can you not feel? - No, where's the magnum though? The magnum is around. - The magnum's here. [XIX magnum pops] - Oh, that's a nice pop,
that was, bloody hell. How much would, how much does this, does this go for in a club? - Oh, in a club? Like 1200? - 1200? - It depends on the club. - That should be 10 grand. - 10 grand?
[Sidemen clamouring] - If it's 10 grand, I
want the logo to light up. - I want f*cking all of you. - It's 10 grand if KSI is paying. - That could, that could be a thing. You know that we should
do it. We should do that. Like, if you order a bottle of magnum XIX, - We all come out of it.
- No, no, but like, There's a chance that a
Sidemen will come out. [Sidemen laughing] - That would be sick. - Get a phone call at 10 o' clock, "All right. I think this
geezers debating buying one. Is there any way you
can get the train down?" - Be right there. - All right, well let's hear these f*cking questions then, man. I wanna drink some of this liquer. - Oh my goodness me. - It is a lot. - I've just seen the waffle. I didn't realise there was
a waffle at the bottom. - Get this, look. You wanna
talk about crispy, like? [Chicken crunching] - Are you doing ASMR? - That's that crisp. - I need a nap, Ethan. - f*ck.
[Tobi laughs] - Harry. - Hello. - Pick a number from one to 15. - 14. - Okay. - Oh my God.
[Sidemen laughing] The sauce on the waffle. - In the first proper Sidemen video. - First proper one. - Yeah. What was your face painted as? - Oh, that's very good question. - Oh sh*t. I was a...
- Six years ago. - Was I not a, uh... - By the way, some of these are very easy and some of them are really hard. - Was I, was I not a tiger? - Wasn't it blackface? [Sidemen laughing] - Might've been a
different video, that one. [Laughter continues] - Oh, he's back. - Can he go back to boxing, please? [Laughter continues] - I'm starting to eat this. - Hey you. Why not watch Side+ Saturday? It's like all the best
things of a Sidemen Sunday, but all the stuff we
can't post on YouTube. Roll the tape! - Would you think that your person... - Yeah. - Is a, a serious box eater. - Do they eat [beep]? Go watch it on Side+. It's where it's going down! [laughs] Link in the description. [Sidemen laughing]
- So we're going with a tiger. - Are you sure? - I f*cking hope so. [Sidemen laughing] - And the answer is. - The answer, no, the answer was a frog. - Oh, okay. - So I have to have a
drink from the vodka, yeah? - Have a swig.
- If I must. [Sidemen laughing] - Josh, number one to 15. - Oh, four. - In the Chase Sidemen edition, which Sidemen brings back the most money? - Well, it wasn't me.
- These are tough questions. - Harry. - Final answer? - Yeah, sure. - The answer was me. I didn't write these. - Should've known. It's his question. - No, I didn't write, I didn't write that. - Okay. Oh no. I've got to drink. - I'm gonna take the piss, lads. [Sidemen laughing] - I'll go with eight. [Tobi laughs] - Number eight. - Great age. Sorry. [Sidemen laughing] - That was even worse. - That's all you, Zerkaa, by the way. [Sidemen clamouring] - Oh my god. - I saw Ethan and Tobi laughing, I knew what they thinking. - Hey, hey, I was laughing at Harry. - All right.
[Sidemen laughing] - All right, Central Cee. - I was waiting for anything above like 12 to do it, but you saw earlier. - That's where you draw the line. - Yeah. [Sidemen laughing] - "Merry Merry Christmas" is the most viewed video on MoreSidemen. - Wow. - How many views does it have? - 21 million. - The answer was 30. - Oh wow. I'll drink to that. Cheers ♪ Merry merry Christmas ♪ - It'd be cool to do Christmas
songs again this year, but I don't think it'll hit the same. - They won't hit the same. - Last year's was such
a good f*cking song. I just feel like-
- What, "This or that"? - "This or that"? What a certified classic. ♪ Santa ♪ ♪ This or that ♪ ♪ This or that ♪ ♪ This or, this or, this or, ♪ ♪ Santa, get out of my house. ♪ ♪ Yeah what, he was a child ♪ [Sidemen laughing] - Tobi. - Number five. - Number five. Okay. This is, this is a long question. What is every Sidemen member's
age now added together minus every Sidemen member's
age when we started. [Sidemen groaning] - Can I change my number, please? - Oh wow. Yeah. That's, that's outrageous. - I'll, give you this. - It's minus a set amount. - It's themed around 10 years. - It's just everyone's age minus seven. - You're gonna be wrong
by like two or three. - Minus 10, minus 10. It's been 10 years, boss. - Yeah, but you have to
subtract it from everyone. - Yes. So 70. - Yeah. - So, everyone's age minus 70. - That's what I just said. - You said,
- I said minus 70. [Sidemen clamouring] [Sidemen laughing] - Apparently everyone together
can work this one out. - The answer was 70. Well done. - So, Vik, it's not that. - Oh yeah, No, it's- - It's not that. - It's just seven times 10. - Yeah, that's it. - There's 10 years difference
between our age then, and our age now.
- You've been in the Sidemen for 10 years. - Yeah.
- We are donuts. - There's seven of us. - Yeah. - 10. 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10. - No, but is that the math?
- Yeah. Is it? - From when we formed. - No, I'm not disputing this bit. - Yeah. - I'm saying is the math
that you minus 70 off it? - No, you don't minus 70 off it. - Well, it's not my question. I don't care much. [Sidemen laughing] - Bro, Tobi didn't even
answer the question. - We did. - Ethan, what's the question? - Oh, 13. - All right.
[Josh burps] [Sidemen laughing] - Over 12, you said. - The first Sidemen video
was posted in May 2016. But what month was the
Sidemen channel created? - I don't f*cking know. Well, we would've done it for the match. Was it? We created it for the match. - Why are you stamping? - Because I'm thinking.
- That's how he thinks. It's like a stim. - He's got to pump it.
- He's manual. - May 2016. Did we make it in 2016 or did we make it? November '15. - It was June 2015. - Wow. - But good effort. - Thank you. - That was valiant. - Cheers. Oh yes. My favourite thing that
I've ever seen in my life. - He had like nine of them the other day. - No, it's way more than nine bottles. - He actually loves them. - There was nine empty cans on the floor. - Yeah, but I took loads
to the bin as well. - JJ, what is your question? - It's got to be one. - How many diss tracks were made in total by Sidemen, the other Sidemen, or Deji? - So what, in total,
how many diss tracks?. - How many disstracks did the Sidemen make on each other or Deji? - Does ChrisMD's count? - No. [Sidemen laughing] - He's not in the Sidemen. - Not in any world. - True - It's also not a diss track. It's poetry - "I just really like your car." Cheers, Chris mate. - I'm going to say 13. - The answer is 10. - Oh. - Who do you want to drink? - Who do I want waved as f*ck? [laughs] - Well, it's just a sip. - Oh yeah.
[Sidemen laughing] - Go on, Josh. [laughs] - Yeah! - He's a happy boy.
- I'm happy. - You're just gonna squirt more, bro. [Sidemen laughing] - Good sip. Great sip. [laughs] - All right, we'll do
one more, one more round. - Harry, pick a number.
- One. - Done that already.
- Two. - All right. Who has the least amount
of missed Sidemen Sundays? - Oh. - Um, it's me. - It is! - Yeah! - What a question that
he's got there. My God. - Josh. - Yes. You pick for me. - Uh, Sure. In Sidemen FC's Wembley Cup game, what is the sum of all the shirt numbers of Sidemen members? - f*cking hell.
[Sidemen laughing] - You asked me to pick. [Sidemen clamouring] - Seven. You weren't on 21 back then. f*ck it man. Let's just
say like a round number. What's a round number? 48. - There you go. - 80. - Oh, see. - Well, whose numbers were what? - No one care man. - No one cares. - No one cares. - Have a sip, Josh. - Vik. - Pick for me. - What is the least viewed Sidemen video. - Oh.
- The least viewed? Oh. - I think I have a good guess. [Sidemen laughing] - Is it a Sidemen Sunday or is it- - I don't think it's your question. - Okay. - Oh!
- Oh! - Hold it, 1-nil! - Sidemen Pro Clubs episode 3. - It's not a bad shout. - It was Manchester meetup. - Oh yeah, that's a hood classic, that is. - back on. Who's done that? - Tobi.
- Hello. - Pick a number. - Um, nine. - Nine! - That was that one. It's number, yeah. - 11. - Intrusive thought here. - How many goals have non-Sidemen players scored in charity matches? - These are hard questions, man. - You scored like 90%. - Just add up the
All-Stars score plus five. - That's a good shout. - Yeah, just do that. Maybe seven, actually. Manny scored a few. [Sidemen laughing] - Manny's a try hard, to be fair. - Tried way too hard. [laughs] - Always tried too hard. - Every time. Just stop running. [laughs] - I got to be honest.
It's not that deep boys. - Yeah. - You're not drinking either. - You're not drinking, yeah. - 18. - 25. - We've leaked goals. - Oh no. Manny's on our side. - Oh yeah. True. Oh yeah, yeah. - We haven't leaked
many goals, to be fair. - Oh that would, yeah. That's a spanner in my work, isn't it? - Spanner in my work? [giggles] - My voice still ain't
recovered from the 2-nil's. - From the 2-nil's, it ain't recovered. - Yeah, because you didn't
shut up the whole fight. - Ethan.
- You had everyone around you on strings. Did you not hear Ethan during your fight? He shouted 2-nil. 3-nil. - There's people, like, at the bottom of where
our box was the stand. Someone filmed it and it was, you can hear me so clearly from there. I was on a wind-up, big time. - What colour is Vik's t-shirt when he says "To be fair though". - it's black. - Is it? - I thought I thought it was pink. - I know, I think I know what it is. - It's the white pink t-shirt, yeah. - No, is it not the purple tie dye one? - Blue tie dye or something - Oh, purple tie dye? - Is it his purple tie dye? - Well I'll wait till, I think it's... - Well, say it. - I think it's blue. I think it's blue. - Pink purple. So.. - Yeah, the tie dye one. - Oh no. Yeah, it was the tie dye one. Yeah, the purple black. - That's where I've got the the black. - Last question. JJ, what minute was my final goal scored at the 2022 charity match? - Oh, I know this. - Easy answer. - Why is that easy? - No, 'cause I know it.
- 'Cause I was there. - If I know it, you should know it. And I was there. I watched it happen. - I'm gonna say 86th minute. - Oh. - Bit later, no? Bit later on, I thought. - Definitely later, mate. - 88th. - Sounds better. - I'd stay around there. - Wasn't the 90th minute, was it? - 89th?
- No it wasn't. - I like that. - 89th is solid. - I really don't mind that.
- I think it's 88th. - It was 88th. [Sidemen laughing] - Oh no. - But was it not like, if
you round it up, was it? - Well, it could be a
100 if you round it up. - True. - Well that was the XIX quiz. Well done. [Sidemen clapping] - Lovely.
- Phenomenal mate. - Hopefully everyone is
drinking responsibly. - Yeah, of course, man. - I'm kind of full. I can't lie. - I had to move it away
because I was like, if it stayed here I
would've just kept going. - The food.
- Yeah. - You like a burger, don't you? - Oh, only Sides burgers, and some others. So, we've been around for 10 years. - It's a long time. A decade. - It is a long time. - Has that even been
announced this video, yet? - No, we haven't actually
really addressed that. This is our 10 years. So this is our 10 year
celebration. by the way. [Sidemen cheering] - Normally, you have parties. This year, we went "f*ck
it. We'll just eat." [Vik laughs] - It's like a kid's birthday party at McDonald's or something. - Congrats on 10 years, mate. - Yeah, well done guys. - It's actually pretty big, to be fair. - No, yeah.
- 10 years is like, solid. - How many groups have lasted 10 years? - Not many I can think of. - One Direction. Did they last 10 years? - No. - Little Mix must have
done because they were... - 10 years, Josh? - They were around for time, though. - No. They were same
year as One Direction. - They came back, though. - They split up. - A lot of groups scam it, 'cause they split up
and then they come back. - Yeah, but also, if you lose a member, does it still count?
- No. - Should we do like a Sidemen reunion in like 40 years time. - We gotta do. Yeah, the reunion. - Well, I hope that we're just mates. - Yeah. [Sidemen laughing] - Like you get back together
and make a video 60 years old. - A little hide and seek. - A little Sidemen Sunday, 60 years old. - Mukbang.
[Sidemen laughing] - "Yeah, how's life? Oh yeah. Got three kids, you know." - "My back hurts."
[Josh laughs] - "I can't walk anywhere." - We didn't think we'd
make more than five. I reckon it was around
the diss track time. We were like, yeah, like, five, six years. That'll be a wrap. - Yeah, we're getting close to the end. - I feel like we say that every year. - I feel like we haven't said
it for the last two years. - We've definitely said.
- Oh no, we definitely have. - Multiple times times
year, Simon. [laughs] - Simon, you left actually. I saw a clip of you saying
that you've left so. [laughs] - Right.
[Sidemen laughing] - Oh no. Oh, you poked the bear. [laughs] - I'm the Zayn, bro. - He got himself probably
bullied into the group. [Vik laughs]
[Tobi laughs] - Look at him now. A sex addict.
[Tobi laughs] - You can have me any day, mate. Whenever you want me. Just call me. ♪ No matter where you are ♪ - Are you talking to Simon right now? - Yeah. - Do you think that's Take That? - No, I'm just singing my song. I'm trying to serenade you. - I like it. ♪ Just call my name ♪ ♪ I'll be there in a hurry ♪ ♪ You don't have to worry ♪ - That's the XIX hitting already. [Vik laughs]
[JJ laughs] - So what is better? XIX or Sides? - Oh.
- Oh. - Well, my answer's Sides. - I prefer XIX. - I like alcohol. [Tobi laughs]
[Vik laughs] - Can I, when the tropical one. Can I say that?
- Sure. - When the other ones are released, yeah. - You leak what you want. - It will be XIX, because at the minute we're limited, but once the full thing comes out, I think I'd choose XIX. But as for now, it's food. - We have a little
advert for these, right? That should be popping up anywhere. Should we roll it?
- Should we roll it right now? - Because yeah, exciting news. - This video's one big f*cking
[Vik laughs] product placement. We've got Prime, f*cking Sides, f*cking XIX, we're shilling the sh*t out of it. - Why are you shilling
Prime? Put that down. - 'Cause it's quite nice
actually, to be fair to him. [Sidemen laughing] - Should we get JJ's reaction to it? - Have you seen the advert? Oh, the advert's f*cking sick. - Bro, I haven't seen so much. - Oh, the advert's great. - Alright. This is now SidemenReacts, which is our other channel. If you guys want to subscribe. [laughs] - He can't stop shilling.
- Bro, it's such a shill. - So lads, XIX world domination continues. We're about to launch mixed berry. - Yeah! Come on! - Hold up though. - I'm sorry. Harry's acting. [laughs] [Sidemen laughing] - It gets better. It gets better. [Sidemen laughing] - So much better. - Wait for the howl.
- Focus group says that no one over the age of 35 knows
who the Sidemen are. [Harry gasps] We need to appeal to a new demographic. - But how?
[JJ laughs] - Well, you know what they say, "If the demographic
won't come to the Sidemen The Sidemen must go to the demographic." - Bingo. - Hold your eyes down for
the next number please. We have XIX number 19. - Bingo!
[crowd sighs] - Congratulations. You've won yourself a signed copy of the Sidemen
book and a can of XIX. - You can keep the book.
[JJ laughs] - This is what we were doing while you were in camp.
[JJ laughs] - Sorry. Well, thank you.
[Ethan laughs] - Wait what? Wait what?
[Sidemen laughing] What?
[electronic music] - Retirement home, make some noise! When I say X-I, you say X, X-I. - Bro. That old man wants to die. [laughs] - They weren't enjoying the mix. [electronic music] [loud sipping] - It's nothing like cider. - I never said it was cider. - You said you was from the Cidermen. - Hold up. I don't want
this boring dancing. - What the focus group
wants, the focus group gets. - Just let me use a tag line. XIX mixed berry. "Crack a can with yer gran."
[JJ laughs] - "Crack a can with yer gran".
[Sidemen clapping] - GCSE acting. - He doesn't like it. He
doesn't like it. [laughs] Have we not cooked? [JJ stuttering]
[Sidemen laughing] - Oh, it's frozen. - What? Nah. It's, I mean... - Be honest. Be honest.
- You are hitting that older demographic for sure. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah, you're gonna get a lot
more old people drinking XIX. - That's the idea. [laughs] - We can do one for Prime if you want. - No, no. [laughs] - If you need any actors. - Honestly, we're here, we're available. - "Grab a can with your nan"? - "Crack a can with your nan". - God, the advert didn't even work. [Sidemen laughing] - I could take. - Oh, I'm f*cking finished. [Sidemen laughing] - What a shock, the three Nigerian boys. - It's the issue with mukbangs. [Sidemen clamouring] - I need like pulling. I need stretching, like, If
someone could grab my arm, and just pull me out.
- drop it, drop it. - Odds. Give me odds on dropping this. - Just do it.
- Just f*cking- [bottle thudding]
[Ethan yelling] - Aw, he moved in time. - What we doing for 10 years? We having a party or something? - We had a party.
- We had a party. - We had a party, did we. - We've had a party last night. - You'll be hanging out
your arse right now. [Harry moaning]
[Ethan laughing] - How many hours do you reckon
you make it at the party? - He doesn't show up,
bro. He doesn't show up. - Normally he makes it like
a half an hour to an hour. What's this years time? - My, my offer to you boys was, if you take 10 off my reacts total, can I sack this f*cking party off, because I cannot be arsed to go to this f*cking party. - That sounds, that's not the worst. - I don't wanna go. - No, it's gotta be
MoreSidemen. It's a big party. - He's already like [indistinct]
cause no one reacts. - Reacts is easy.
[Harry yells] - It's a big party, it's
got to be MoreSidemen. - It's a big party, enjoy
the party then boys. You don't need me. They don't need me f*cking pottering around.
Like what do y'all... - Potter around for a little bit. - This is so sad.
- I wanna go Guernsey. I wanna go Guernsey. I wanna see me dog. - See, he has a wholesome appeal. - I don't care.
[Vik laughs] - It's gotta come off the main. - No, no, no. - It's main or MoreSidemen. - I don't wanna f*cking see...
- 300 people, yeah. - He won't do MoreSidemen.
It has to come off the main. - That's what I'm saying. SidemenReacts is just like, oh, I'm last. - What kind of underhanded
deal can we do here, boys? - Yeah. Go on. Put more offers out there. - Yeah, we should do a
meet and greet as well. - Mate, it is a meet and greet. It's a meet and greet. All
it is is a meet and greet. - If you think you have it bad, right? How do you think this guy's gonna have it? - He chooses, he puts
himself in these positions. [Sidemen laughing] - It's gonna be way worse.
- The whole party's gonna be like, "Aw, it's okay." - The same conversation. [Sidemen clamouring] - It's gonna be deja vu. - I say 10 off the main channel. - 10 off main channel? - Five. Five off the main. - Nah, nah, nah.
- I think we can do 3. - Three off the main channel. - Three off the main,
five off MoreSidemens. - Three red cards? - Three red cards on the main channel. - Oh, can I just get hit by a car the day before or something? - That's your other option. - You could get arrested.
[Tobi laughs] - Because I wanna go Guernsey. And so if it'd been like on a Sunday, I'd be like, oh, I'll
go Guernsey on Thursday. Come back on a Sunday.
But it's the smack bang in the middle of the four days I got free. - Why don't you just
go Guernsey on Sunday? - 'Cause I got f*cking SIDECAST on Monday. - Well, what about you
get someone to take, get you off that SIDECAST, and replace someone else or a guest. You can go still. - No, because my family's, uh, they work man. They're working. [Sidemen laughing] - But you can afford to
move the goal post that day. - Bro, yeah, these goal posts. [Sidemen clamouring] - I had it planned out. I had a New York trip
booked over the anniversary. I was like, "they try and
put anything in these days, man, I'm away." And then the New York trip got cancelled and now I f*cking got
this f*cking party now [Sidemen laughing] - Do you like us? - No, no. I really like you lot.
[Sidemen laughing] - He hates everyone else. - How did we make it? How did we make it? - I don't even dislike people there. It's just, it's just long, man. - You hate small talk.
- It's just small talk. Just going around, talking to people. - I do get it.
- What if you just like, make a VIP section for you. - The Harry Corner. - The Harry Corner.
I'll paint it all blue. - You give out wristbands
for your own section. - You got a little corner.
Everyone has to get in there. - Why do we even do these parties? [Sidemen laughing] I bet you lot are looking
forward to the party. - You lot are gassed.
- Yeah. - Yeah, it should be good. - No, I'm not.
- I'm not. - It's good anyway. - Yeah, it's good.
- It's a good evening. - I just don't want the conversations. I want to just vibe. - It's not like the
best thing in the world, but it's a good evening. - Is it?
[Sidemen laughing] - What if you just get
battered with alcohol? - No because I tried that one
time and I got too battered. - Then he goes home.
- Don't go so far. Your pitch would've
worked, man. What happened? - I know, the pitch fell apart. - He was so excited before the mukbang. - Well, we've been going for 10 years. - Yes. - And we've done yearly awards. - Oh. - But now that it's 10 years,
we have 10 year awards. - These are pretty big actually. - Oh, you just wait. - There's actually trophies and stuff. - There's so many awards. - I know. - Isn't Simon just, like,
the best host in the world? - Isn't he just the goat? - First award is. The best host. [Sidemen laughing] - What a man. That's gonna be the Obama meme. - All right, so, we have lots of awards, and we have taken them
to Side+ to vote on them. - Okay. - So we're gonna go with their results. Unless everyone agrees that they're wrong. - Okay. - Unanimous.
- Yeah. The funniest Sidemen character. [Sidemen gasping] - There's some good ones here, you know. - It's mainly all him. - Yeah. - Literally all him. [laughs] - I don't think I'm funny. I
think I just do stupid things. - That's the character.
Who's the characters? - Waterman and Folabi is up there. - Folabi, Babatunde. - I think Folabi.
- I think it's Folabi. - You want to know what Side+ said? - Run it, run it. - Third was Waterman. - Second was Phil. - Oh, okay, yeah. - But first, was Babatunde. [Sidemen cheering]
[Sidemen clapping] - I agree with that. - Babatunde in the "Back to School". - "There was a lion!"
[Tobi laughs] - "Water!"
[Sidemen laughing] - I feel like he's gonna be
up and down the whole time. - "Water." [Sidemen chattering] - Yeah, we got one. - Best member, KSI. - What if one of us doesn't
get an award, is that possible? - That's possible.
- Yes, that is possible. - Oh no. - The donut at the Sidemen decade award. Imagine making videos for 10
years to not get an award. - I am ready. [laughs] - You'll get a pity one. - No, I don't want it, there's spoons. - Finally a win. Let's go. [claps] - Next up, we have the biggest glow up. - Oh.
- Has to be Josh. - We'll give it Behzinga
to end the season. - No, it has to be Josh. - If it's all time, it's Ethan. - You had to wear a wear a mask. [Josh laughs] - I had to wear a mask. Excuse me? - It was medically prescribed
for you to wear a mask. - Bro said you had to wear a mask. - I wasn't allowed to be seen
outside without a mask on? - For the worlds safety. - It's Vik, JJ, me or Josh. - Thanks mate.
[JJ laughs] - Third place was Josh.
- Yeah. - Second was Vik.
- Yeah. - And Ethan is the winner! [Sidemen cheering]
[Sidemen clapping] - I'll take a third place. - Take a third place, man. - That's better than fourth.
- Come on! - Bronze work. [mild slapping]
[Sidemen laughing] - Haven't changed.
- Is that a medal? - Thanks guys. Means a lot. - That didn't sound like it. [laughs] - That's the thing that
has happened again there. So I, did I sound sarcastic there? - Yeah. - No, but I meant it. - I know you did. - It's the tone. Sincerity. Need to work on sincerity. - I'm just happy I got one. - Next up we have the most sus. And this is moments. - Get up there. - Behz, back up there, mate. - Just to throw it in there, Eight great age is a new contender. - That could be it.
- True. [laughs] - It's a different kind of sus, I'd say. - Yeah.
- Still sus. - Yeah, real bad.
[Sidemen clamouring] - Maybe the worst. - No, this is, like, sus of, like, homiesexual, while mine
was more, like, illegal. - I feel like you shouldn't be trying to justify it any way.
[Sidemen laughing] - Third place, we have Behz as a clown. - Oh. - I like touching little boy's cocks. - Third? He watched little,
touched little kids. He said it.
- I didn't. - I watched.
- I did not. [Sidemen laughing] - The clown did it, it was not me. - Character. Character. - Second place was Josh and Randy. Talking about JOI and with the, "Oh yeah, go slower boy". - Yeah, okay fair.
- Okay. - But in first place was a famous TikTok by a certain. - Oh!
[Sidemen clapping] - It's a clean sweep of awards. - Redo it. Re-enact it. [Sidemen laughing] - Yes! This one, really not happy with. [Sidemen laughing] I'm slacking. - He's got two. - "Means a lot". - Thanks guys. Thanks a lot, means a lot. - "Thanks a lot, means a lot". [laughs] - I like the awards. This is fun. - Yeah, this is good. - Next up, we have the best pickup line. We've done a lot of Tinders. - Ooh. - The best pickup line. - Thing is it's like
funniest, or actual best? - I would say Stephen, but- - It's Sidemen, 10 years of Sidemen. - Yep, yep. - In and out. In and out,
five times. That's you. - Three times, bro. - I like your "little Tobi rose". That one was good. - What do you mean by that? [laughs] - Most sus, most sus. Most sus! - Well, in third place we have, "I'll suck your dad's dick just to get a taste of
what you are made of." - A Simon roast.
- That's you, yeah? - Jesus Christ. - I stand by it.
[Sidemen laughing] - Second place, we have, "What do your underpants
and Ket have in common?" - That's you.
- Oh yeah. - "I like to sniff them both." - That is good. That is good. - And the winner was, "I thought pancake day was yesterday." - Stephen Tries.
[Sidemen clapping] - Now he's not here today, but we do have a video message from him. - Do we?
- Oh do we? - No way. - Hey guys, thank you
very much for the award. Best chat up line. That's me. I am surprised considering I got the most amount of
nos in a Sidemen video since anything that involved Tobi. I'm kidding. You're one
of the good ones, man. Yeah. Thanks. Keep going. Another 10 years. - Stephen's winning more awards than me. - You can't get it. [laughs]
- Oh no. [laughs] Just Josh about to drop
a donut in 10 years. [Sidemen laughing] - 10 years of content
to do nothing notable. - f*ck me.
[Sidemen laughing] - I have none.
- What did you do that for? - This is like Tobi abuse
on GTA. Just in real life. - No, I have none too. [Sidemen clamouring] - Donny is washed up, man. So bad. Bro, easily. - You were easily beating him. - Yeah, man. And my computer
had like two frames as well. [Sidemen laughing] - We have the best 20v1 guest. - Ooh. - Oh, this is a thinker.
- Kai or Speed. - Well, in third place was Philly. - Yeah. Okay. - Second place. - Wroetoshaw. - Okay. [grunts] - And the winner was Speed. - Justice for Kai.
- Justice for Kai, big time. - Kai, yeah.
- Very biassed. - Kai robbed. - Surely, yeah, what the f*ck. - As Speed could not make it here, we defer to the person who made the video. - Tobi. - I did it.
- Tobi! [Tobi cheers]
[Sidemen clapping] - Tobi's! - Siuu! - Definitely sure it was me. - f*ck off. [laughs] - Well, you got one though. I mean, you didn't.
[Tobi laughs] - Really happy guys. Thanks. [laughs] - Means a lot. - Now this one. I actually don't have the answer for. - Oh. - 'Cause I thought, I'll wait and see what you guys think. - Oh.
- Okay. - But, where is it? - Well, he definitely
doesn't have the answer. We don't have the question. [Sidemen laughing] - This is the highest
earning Sidemen video. - Oh! - So I don't know. - Oh, Josh. - I might get an award. Oh my God. - Think this could be you. - I don't know what the answer is. - Wait, are we allowed? We are allowed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Course you're allowed. Why are we not allowed? - Do we wanna say? - Nah, f*ck it bro. - Let's see what it is first. - Harry, do you think it's closeted the fact that the Sidemen
have lots of money. - We've just opened a store, lads. - Do you think it's closeted. - I don't know. Some
people, some people aren't. - From ourselves. - What, people think we're poor? - Harry wants to be able to say he's broke for like a longer time. This will be going to the
creator of that video. - He done it. He's... [laughs]
[Sidemen laughing] - I'm top two. I'm top two. - Yeah, realistically, Josh
run away with this one. - So what is number one? - It is the- - Go three first. Go 3-2-1. - In third place, you have Sidemen Tinder in real
life, Beta Squad one. - Oh sh*t.
- That's JJ. [claps] - Which is [beep]. - Are we doing this? [Sidemen gasping] - I don't think we do it. - Do the main one. I wanna hear it. - I don't want to know. - Nah, nah, nah, we say it. - Do number one. Do number one. - In second place. - In second place, you have the Sidemen $20,000 European hotel video. - Okay, nice.
- Sweden versus Greece. - Yeah.
- Oh. - Really? - And in first place- - Wait, wait, wait, how
much was the second one? - You can look it up. [laughs] - In first place, Am I saying the number for this one? - It's up to you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. - No, I don't want to know. - Okay. In first place. It is the $20,000 holiday. - Yeah.
- European one. - Wow. [Sidemen laughing] - Josh! - Well done.
- Well done. - Wow, did we make profit [laughs] - Yeah, just about.
- Just about. [laughs] - Nah, cause they're gonna
think every video makes that. - Anomaly. It's anomaly video. It was a two hour video. - We have the worst Sidemen injury. - Oh. - Oh, Tobi! - It'll be you bro. - I think the Wipeout one,
I might be collecting. - Oh, KSI back, the bungee. - Oh, yeah. - That might be the
actual worst injury, yeah. - So, I did have Side+. - We have been surprisingly lucky. - The fact that no one's actually got, like, a long term injury. - Like you nearly died twice. - Oh, back flip. Harry back flip. - Yeah. Yeah. - The drunk backflip is up there. - Multiple neck breaks.
- Ethan nearly dying with the bowling thing. - Oh my god.
- Footage is gone. - Not many people know that. - All right, let's go. - Well, third place was the
squash ball to Ethan's heeling. - Yeah. - Oh sh*t.
- That was brutal. [Sidemen clamouring] - Second place was Vik's skiing accident. - Oh yeah. Okay. - But voted by Side+, first place was Harry hitting his head on the cement. - Oh yeah.
[Sidemen clapping] - Thank you very much.
- Did no one say that? I thought we said that. - This guy.
- He could've died. I don't know how he's live.
- I don't know, mate. - Just Vik then. [Vik nervously giggling] - Just Vikkstar. - Yeah, "Nothing notable in 10 years". [Sidemen laughing] - You looked at me and said
"Nothing notable". [laughs] - Cook him. Cook him. [laughs] - Roasting him. [laughs] - Give him the spoon. [laughs] - Simon, you got one yet? - Not yet.
[Sidemen laughing] - That brings us to our next one. The best charity match player.
[Sidemen laughing] [Sidemen clapping] - Vik might win this. - The screen didn't change.
- Yeah. There you go. There you go. Lovely. - I won. [Sidemen clapping] [JJ laughing] - Nothing notable, Vik. - That is amazing. That timing was incredible. [laughs] - Oh no. - No, but you'll get
one at one point, Vik. Don't worry.
[JJ laughs] - 21 awards. None of them for me. [JJ laughs] - Bro done his hair, he's getting ready. Getting ready for his moment. - No, yeah, it's coming. It's loading in. [Sidemen laughing] - It's all me. - We have the collab of the decade. - Oh wow. - Again, going to the
person who made the video. - Mr. Beast. - Oh, I'm intrigued. I'm actually, yeah, let's see it.
- Collab of the decade? - Third place. It's a throwback. It's Jack Whitehall. - Oh, okay.
- Oh, sh*t. Yeah. - No one made that one, so. - I don't even know if it's up still. - I think we've taken it down. - The second place was Logan Paul. - The fishing video? - Well, just collab. - Yeah, go on. Be the
fishing one though. 100%. Has to be.
- Not the Tinder? - No, no. it's fishing.
- it's Tinder for sure. - No, it's fishing. - Fishing. Fishing. - Why is that?
- Fishing come first. - Yeah. - We've seen Harry's
fishing videos. Let's not. [Harry laughs]
[JJ laughs] - No, my fishing one. - Yeah, your one was good. - Thanks.
[Sidemen laughing] - How's it more better fishing- - Just shat on Harry. [laughs] - How's it more better fishing than- - He got Logan Paul.
- In the Channel. - I got Logan Paul. You got Randolph. [JJ laughs]
[Tobi laughs] - Me and you are not the same. - We're not the same.
[Tobi laughs] - He had like sharks and rays. [Sidemen laughing] - We caught the same fish 10 times. We threw a fish back and it died. [Sidemen laughing] - And the winner was Sidemen and Beta squad. - Okay. - Is that a Simon award? - Well, we'll send this to Beta Squad. - Okay. - Sorry, Speed. You can't have this. It's mine.
[Vik laughs] [Sidemen clamouring]
[Sidemen laughing] - He's regretting what he said. Leave my feat alone please. [laughs] - This is a big one by the way. The best Sidemen Sunday of 10 years. - Oh, wow. Actually, this is big. - f*cking hell.
- Josh is like... - Nah, Vik. [laughs]
- "Nothing notable." [laughs] - Definitely not me. - It's not looking good, Vik. [laughs] - Winter Olympics.
[Sidemen laughing] - Well, third place, we had Pub Golf Europe edition. - Oh.
- Oh, okay. - Who was that?
- That was me and you. - Oh, we're in the f*cking
top three. Come on. - That is, like, a fan
favourite video, to be fair. - Second place, the original pub golf. - Oh. Taking over top
three. That's what we do. - But first place was $20,000 vs $200 holiday. [Sidemen clapping]
- Well done, Josh. - Two awards, one vid.
- One video saved his career. - Had to be.
- Yes. - One hit wonder, mate. - Yes, something notable in 10 years. - Don't worry, Vik. [laughs] - It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming. I'm sure. - It's gonna be, when it
hits, it's gonna be, yeah. - It's gonna be a spoon. [laughs] A spoon doesn't count, does it? It doesn't count.
[Ethan laughs] - No, they count, bro.
They count. They all count. - There's one spoon in the middle, ah two. - There's three spoons
- There's three spoons. - Are there three spoons? Oh okay. - There's a lot of spoons
left. Not a lot of trophies. - It's three Vik awards.
Let's go. [laughs] - Now the next one.
- I can't see you fall. - It may be a trophy, but
you don't want to win it. - Oh. - Vik will take anything
at this point, man. - It's the biggest moaner. - Oh yeah.
- Oh. All right. - I will cheer up. - So, third place was myself. - Well done.
[Sidemen clapping] - f*ck all of you.
[JJ laughs] Second place was KSI.
[Sidemen clapping] - Yeah, yeah, no, I do that. Especially when I'm on the bad team. - And the winner was
- I'll take it. - Ethan.
[Sidemen laughing] [Vik grunting]
- f*ck. I wanted the spoon.
- He actually got him. - He said, "You don't
wanna win this." [laughs] - I'll take something. - Man just wants to get up. [laughs] - Your moment's gone. [laughs]
- It's a trophy. - He got an actual trophy. - Unlucky, Vik. That's 3-nil. 3-nil! [Sidemen laughing] - f*ck. - I'm doing the JJ. [laughs] - This one's a... - Oh no. - Well, this is a good one. - Oh. But again, we've gone with Side+. - Yeah.
- Oh. - This is maybe the biggest one. - You disagree?
- Oh yeah. You don't think? Okay. All right. - The funniest Sidemen. - Holy smoke. Well, it's him. - Okay, okay.
- Who's gonna win it? - That's two trophies for Harry. - It's Harry. - In third place, is JJ. - Oh my God.
- Wow. - Wow. - Fell off. - Fell off. [laughs] - In second place. - Is Simon.
- Is me - Don't know how that's happened. I'll take it.
[Sidemen clapping] - In first place, it's Harry, of course. [Sidemen clapping]
[Sidemen cheering] - Like 99%, 1%, 1%. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I got two vote. JJ got one. - I don't know if you're being serious. That's very realistic. [laughs] - See, the people love you man. That's why you gotta
turn up to the parties. You're the life and soul there. - The backbone. - We'll give you these trophies back, to just not turn up. [laughs] - All my trophies. - I'll take a trophy. - You don't like doing,
like, a speech or anything. There's not gonna be, like, a
speech or anything, is there? - No. - So, what f*ck, you
don't need me there, then. - No, you can do a speech. - You got to do one, though. - If you give me a trophy, I'll
say you don't have to come. [Sidemen laughing] - Please have them. - Have 'em. - You don't need to turn
up if you do a speech that plays in the whole party. - I will do that.
- A five minute speech. - I'll do that. I'll do that. We'll come in on f*cking video link from Guernsey kicking his
feet up. We got Harry, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - We have a nice one. We have the most wholesome moment. - Vik, you could be on there.
- This is a dub. - There might be one somewhere. Come on. - This is a group moment.
You know, when like, Tobi said he has no friends or something. [Tobi laughs]
[JJ laughs] What was it? There was a... - He's not happy. - When I said I wasn't happy.
- We all hugged him. - That was wholesome. I was there though. - Yeah exactly. So you can collect it on behalf of us.
[JJ laughs] - Look, I'll take what I can get. [laughs] - You were in the background.
[Tobi laughs] - In third place, we have Mummy Behz hugging
Ethan at the gender reveal. - That's a good one. - Aw. - Yeah. Yeah. That's a solid one. - Mummy Behz in Ethan marathon is good. - Yeah. - Second place is Ethan
finishing the marathon. - Aw, yeah, yeah. - It's just all Ethan. - But the winner,
- Vikkstar, gotta be Vikkstar. - The winner was.
- There's gonna be something. - Everyone singing "Holiday" in Europe. - Hey, you got one seventh of that. - Nah, I'd say that's JJ's award, really. - It is JJ's one.
[Sidemen clapping] Congratulations. - Well done. - That was a good moment. - That was a really great moment. - Great song. ♪ You're my holiday ♪ [Sidemen cheering]
[Sidemen clapping] - We actually sung it. Not you. [JJ laughs]
- That's why it's wholesome. - We have the fair play award. - All right Vik, here we go. This is you. - What is the fair play award? - I don't know. - This is given to the person with the least amount
of yellow and red cards. - f*ck, well, that ain't me.
[JJ laughs] - That's Josh.
- Josh or Simon. - It's me. - Oh, well done.
[Sidemen clapping] Me and Josh currently having the same, but you got a red taken
off for "Try not to move". - Oh, you got pissed on.
- I got pissed on. - So I deserve the award more than you. - There you go. - Is getting pissed on fair play? - No, it's fair play, look, he
gives me the award. [laughs] - That is fair play, yeah. - Give it back, give it back.
- Give it back, give it back. - You're a smart man.
- It's yours. It's yours. - Oh look, that's fair play, look. - Nah, that's fair play.
He really should have that. - That's not fair play, he
doesn't want to accept my... - I can't believe you
got pissed on though. - Vik, I'm not lying, yeah. There's now as many spoons
as there is actual awards. - Honestly, I'll be happy with a spoon. - This is the best diss track. - Oh.
- Oh sh*t, Vik might. [Sidemen laughing]
[Vik groaning] - Now I am happy to go
with your guys' votes. - Okay. - But I will read out the answers. - All right.
- Okay. - First up in third, sorry. We had Harry with "KSI Exposed". - Nice.
- Okay. Okay. - Second place, we had Harry "KSI Sucks". - That's the best one.
- Okay, yeah. - Great title.
- That's my GOAT. - And the winner was... - "Little Boy". - Mine. - Oh. - So I'm happy to not take that, and go with the agreement. - Everyone thinks "Little Boy", right? - Yeah.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. [Sidemen clamouring] - "KSI Sucks". - I'd say "KSI Sucks". - Entertainment factor. - With the vagina spray one. - I mean, he has to try doing it. [laughs] - I prefer that one to that one. - No, but his is, like,
an actual tune diss track. - We've had this debate. It's like, are you doing it on a song or entertainment factor? - But his is clear.
- Entertainment factor. - But "Little Boy" should be up. - To be fair, this is our YouTube channel. It's about the best YouTube
music video, and I'd say that goes to Harry.
- Yeah, give it to Harry. - No, you f*cking won man. You keep it. - No, I know that's wrong. - Fair play man. Look, he's about it. [Sidemen laughing]
- All right, I'll take it. [Sidemen clapping] - He's not a moaner, he's fair play. - There is now four spoons. [laughs] Four spoons to throw at Vik now. [laughs] - Shut up. - The spoons are quite terrifying. What's on the spoons? - I don't- - Oh, he got a spoon! - We have our first spoon. - Oh no. - Honestly, please. - I'm intrigued to see
what the spoons are. - If I walk with just a spoon.
- If you walk with nothing, Not even a spoon. - After saying it to Josh as well. - This goes to the worst
charity match player. - Oh. - Josh got a spoon.
- I'm gonna get a spoon. - This might be it.
- This could be it, Vik. - In third place. We get XQC. - Oh. - Oh no, he scored though.
So yeah, he's fine. - Vik, you ain't getting nothing, brother. - Second place, we had Keemstar. [Sidemen chattering] But the winner or the loser, I dunno how you judge it, is Cal the Dragon. [Sidemen clapping] Well done Cal, you can have this. - Cal 1-nil Vik. [Sidemen laughing] - Now, we have the worst
video of the decade. - Oh, oh, oh. - Jesus Christ.
- Hang on, hang on. - Have a spoon here. - Oh wait, I think he might beat you. - What was his video? - Fan challenges.
- Oh God. Yeah. - Gimme the spoon. - In third place was "Sidemen Complete this
challenge, Win $10,000", the fan challenges. - I could be getting a spoon.
- Come on. - Second place, was "Sidemen learn to
dance" with Jabbawockeez. [Sidemen laughing] - I'm in. Surely, I'm in.
- Surely, surely. - And the winner of the
last video of the decade is "Sidemen vs OnlyFans Olympics". [Vik grunting] - Which JJ made.
- Wait, that's me. - Yeah.
[Sidemen laughing] - Oh my god. sh*t. - Bro there's three left. - Can't even win a spoon. - Breasts! [laughs]
[Sidemen clapping] - Just shouted "Breasts!". - Winter Olympics got
left by the roadside, no one even wants to remember it. [laughs] - Was it as bad as I remember? - Yeah. - Bro, we told them. We were like, "What
the f*ck are we doing?" - He went "I thought
we'd just curl a bit." - It was on ice though. - We slid on donuts and
then went home. [laughs] - Oh what, the Winter Olympics? Yeah. We went there and went, "f*ck it, we'll work
out something we can do. Just curling, eh." [laughs] [Sidemen laughing] - No, you'll get, I know Simon. Simon will wait until the
very end to give you one. - Well, this is the final spoon. - I hope so. I'll take it. - I think that's yours, that award. - This is "The most cringe moment". - Oh.
- From ten years. - Ooh. - "Late-night drive." [laughs] - Nah. "If my grandma had
bush, it'd be a bike." - "Ten bad guys" is up there as well. - Well, just so you know, some other nominees that were close. They got votes but not enough. We had KSI's song to
his ex in "KSI Exposed". - Okay.
[JJ whimpers] - We had JJ's failed rizz on " Sidemen Lockdown Tinder" where he says, "I do rap". [Sidemen laughing]
- Yeah. Yeah. - And you saw JJ.
- They described it. - We had Harry meeting a snowman. - Oh that was quite cool. - You know when you was, like, you couldn't shake his hands.
- Aw. - I couldn't shake a
Snowman's hands. [laughs] - And we had Harry's record breaking rizz on the awkward date. I dunno which one.
- Which one? - Be the one where, like, they actually got on well, I think. - Where you sat on the floor. - Where you laid on the floor with her. - Okay. - I think that's what it was. - Well, but those didn't win. Third place we have Johnny BTS getting a lap
dance from ChristopherMD. [Sidemen laughing] - That's good. That was good. That's good. - Well, the winner was, the woman who wouldn't
leave in Logan's 20vs1. - Oh yeah, no. That was vile. - JJ was in charge of that. - You got to give it to me.
- JJ's gonna take it. - f*cking hell. - What was the woman who wouldn't leave? - The whole day, we're
like, all right, genuinely, someone's gotta get her out of there. - She wouldn't go? - He said no and she just. - Here we go, Vik. Two chances. - Two, I'll get two chances. - Let's get it.
- Here we f*cking go. - We have "The best charity match moment". - Oh, this could be it. - Actually. Ethan might f*cking steal it. - Oh, f*ck you, Ethan. No,
you've got to change it. - It's recency bias as well.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well in third place,
- It might be it. - with Vik's open play goal. - Okay.
[commentators cheering] - And the top two are Vik's penalty. - Yeah yeah.
- And Ethan's goal. - Yeah. It's gotta be
him. He's legacy-wise. - No, no, no, but yours.
He's right, recency bias. People are gonna vote
you a hundred percent. - The winner of the best
charity match moment is [drum roll ensues] - Vikkstar123! [Sidemen cheering]
[Sidemen clapping] - He's won a trophy!
- Come on. - Speech, speech, speech, speech! - Sports. - Yeah.
- Oh. - Boo! - Who had the cringiest one? - Give it to me. - Sports. - Final awards, and this is kind of, like, going on to the next topic. - Oh. - "The most important video" of 10 years. - It's a bit of of an
existential kind of question. - Yeah. Well it's gonna
lead on to a deep topic. - I think it would be
Sidemen "#StayAtHome". - That's valid, yeah.
- Good vid. - So the most important,
there's no nominees. It's just up to us.
- Oh, we deciding? - The fans said it was a
bit too personal for them. - I think it would be-
- We should decide. - Nah, I think it, it
is one of the videos. It'll be one of the videos where we was debating not
uploading in lockdown. That's like a pinnacle
moment for us, I think. - But that's not really,
that's not a video. That's a decision. - But, like the first video.
- The first lockdown video. - After deciding, all right,
we're gonna continue doing it. - The most important.
- When when we said we was gonna continue uploading, I feel like that changed. - The course of humanity. - We was the only one doing sh*t. And then we come out of lockdown. - What's the silent, not silent library, but, the silent challenge.
- Silent challenge. - Because that was one of
the first videos we did. - Whatever the frst Sidemen Sunday we did. - Face painting.
- Oh, face painting. - The mean tweets was
first Sidemen Sunday. - Was it?
- Actual meet tweets, yeah. - Because the face painting was just a challenge
on the, on the channel. The actual first Sidemen Sunday is that. - It's that or it is one
of the holiday videos that's got the most attention. - Or was there one that
like brought us together? Was there one that like?
- Unified us? - The camping was Josh and Ethan. - I'm gonna throw it out there. It might not be the most important, but the first video after lockdown. - Yeah. - "Sidemen Reunited Mukbang". - "Sidemen Reunited Mukbang".
- I was waiting for that one. - That was a big video.
- Six metres apart. Love that. That was good. - Six feet. [laughs] - Two foot, wasn't it? - Other way around. Other way around. - Is that the f*cking... - Do you know what the, the first video during lockdown was titled, "The End of
the Sidemen channel". - It's a podcast.
- And it's us doing a podcast on our computers. - Is that when I had COVID though? - Maybe.
[Ethan laughs] - And the first announcement is, "Ethan got COVID!" [laughs] - What must be important?
- What's important? - First charity match,
does that count as a video? - Yeah. We placed it as a Sidemen Sunday. - I think first charity
match is really important. - Did we make a video
that changed the world? - No, definitely not. - I don't think there's any
video that changed the world. - No, no. - Videos don't change the world. - Yeah, the stay at home video. - Nah.
[JJ laughs] - It might have done something. - Made a difference. Saved a few lives. - Let's give it to f*cking
Winter Olympics, man. Or yeah, give it Vik, man. - No, no. I don't want it. [Sidemen clamouring] - I'm happy to go with the
mean tweets. First one. - First Sidemen Sunday.
- Yeah, it makes sense. - The first video, yeah. - Well, that was before
anyone took videos, right? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - That one goes to Will Brophy. [laughs] - Oh sh*t, Will.
[Sidemen clamouring] - Give it Will, turn the seas. - That is the end of the awards. - Well done, boys.
[Sidemen clapping] - That was cool. I enjoyed that. - I enjoyed that as well. Good section. - Right. Following on from the awards, I thought we could just
have a general chat. About, sort of, some of the things that we're proud of in the last 10 years. - Aw.
- Aw. - So, what is one thing
in the last 10 years you are most proud of? - I think for me, it's us being together for 10 years. - Aw. - No, honestly, like groups
don't last this long. - That's a valid point. - Yeah. Like to have seven people with different mindsets or personalities to stay together for this long is insane. - And you nearly f*cked it. - I, yeah [laughs] - Bro wanted to crack America.
[JJ laughs] Bro was ready to crack America. - Legit, so close.
- Let's go, Let's go. Ricegum, Faze Banks.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ready to take America by storm. - f*cking hell.
- Bring them back in. - That's actually one of the best answers you can give, to be fair. - Yeah because, it's
like, how many, how many- [Sidemen chattering] - You just dropped a blanket over it. - That was the best answer, now we can't. - I'm sorry. Oh f*ck. - We can't say anything
even close to that now. - All the money we raised for charity across the charity matches. - All the money we've made. [Sidemen laughing] - Yeah. Yeah. - I didn't have the answer
before he answered it. - It wasn't about the friends, it was about the money we
made along the way. [laughs] - Wait, can you actually
tell how much we've made? - Yeah, I pressed one button
and I saw it. It was cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, carry on. - Well the other things I've got is, like, biggest achievement. What do you think is
our biggest achievement? As a Sidemen, the biggest achievement- - I think charity matches.
- Charity matches are huge. - We've been together 10
years. That is the achievement. - Oh yeah, f*ck was I thinking? [laughs] - I'd say also like Sides.
[loud thud] - Oh.
- Bloody hell. - Someone want some Sides chicken. [Simon laughs] - Oh you saw it, yeah. - Astaghfirullah. - Holy f*cking sh*t. - That's just the main channel. - Well, everyone wants to know now, huh? - That's just the, oh my f*cking god. - When am I getting my cut? [laughs] - And you're too busy boxing.
[JJ laughs] We've been holding down
this ship for a long time. - Brother, he has Prime. - Yeah, bro's primed
out his mind right now. - Nah, but still. That, f*ck. - Can I have a tenner? - Gosh. Oh, you've got plenty tenners. - How many tenners?
[Sidemen laughing] - Gimme two Virgils, bro. - Biggest achievements. We've got a world record. We've got a Guinness World record for most viewers live on a charity match. How about, how about everyone's own biggest achievement
that you can't say, like- - Being in the Sidemen for 10 years. - Yeah, you can't go, like,
anything to do with the 7 of us. - Mine's raising a child. - Yeah. I think we can't be that. - You're not finished yet, mate. [laughs] - No, but I'm actively doing it. - We'll see how the child turns out, mate. [Sidemen laughing]
[Sidemen chattering] - Alright. Take personal life out of it. - Okay.
- Lives out of it? - Yeah. I feel like it's gonna be all, Kid, married. - Zerkaa living a whole new life on the internet is quite an achievement. - Zerkaa new trime! New
trim! Big achievement. [Sidemen clamouring] - Your trim's hot. Oi, nah. - To be fair, he called me hot in a video. - Bro, Josh at Vik's wedding. Are you mad? - He was trying to f*ck
me all night. [laughs] - In the wedding, he came up to me, like, 10 times, like, "Hot". - No, bro, like, and I wasn't
even like drunk or anything. I was sober telling him.
[Sidemen laughing] - I don't know what going on? - Why are you bragging about that. - I don't know, man. - What's going on, man? - What's the show where
they like take someone who, like, dresses terribly
and looks horrible, and they like,
[Sidemen laughing] they give a makeover. - Dress terrible and looks horrible. - Like 60 minute makeover kind of? - Ah, the, when it went into like the- - The booth and the robot, and the pod like turned
into something else. - BBC Three. What was that show called? - I don't know. - That was the, they
always took like goths. - Yeah. - Took all the makeup and
them look normal, basically. - They took goths, they
took all the makeup off. Gave them like a natural look. Put them in a dress,
and every single person was like, "I didn't know I looked this." - "Snog Marry Avoid"? - "Snog Marry Avoid".
- It is that. They went on the trees and they were like, "Would you Snog, Marry,
or Avoid this person?" - And then they changed
them, and asked them again, and everyone was like ah. - They always improved. - You look like you've
been on that. [laughs] [Sidemen clamouring] - Nah, you're not, yeah. - Thanks mate. Appreciate it.
[JJ laughs] - What's yours, then? - We talking about proud or achievement? - Yeah, your own personal achievement that isn't personal life, - He f*cking hates this sh*t. - Oh, come on, Harry. - I, I don't f*cking know. - I do agree that I feel that sometimes. I struggle to speak of anything that I'm, like, personally proud of. - Nah bro, like your main channel. - Yeah, no, I'm gassed with that. I was gassed with that. - How was many videos have you uploaded? - I don't know. Couple hundred. - That's the achievement in itself. - Yeah, a couple hundred
and you got 16 mil subs. - Plus, they're all in
like 10 million+ views. - His average views per video is, like, more than anyone on YouTube. - 652 videos. - 600 videos and you're on 16 mil subs. - f*ck it, I scored a
goal at charity match. - Should we all just say that? - Yeah, yeah. - It's actually sick, innit, yeah. It's life changing man. - But you're hot. - You're hot, Josh. - Road to a goal. It's coming. - Vik, What's your, what would you say? - I would also nap and I would say that the fact that I am
absolutely sh*t at football, and I somehow managed to score. - You're better than Zerkaa. - Two goals and and an assist. 3 goal contributions.
[Sidemen laughing] I don't know why you're
laughing, he's got more than you. - Yeah, but, got more
than Josh, so no offence. You're hot. You're hot. You're hot. - You're so hot, bro. [laughs] - So hot, bro. [laughs] - I was gonna say the DJ stuff, like bro, you're already, how many monthly listeners? - Yeah. Millions. [Sidemen clamouring] - Is that too new to be your,
like, biggest accomplishment? - Yeah. I'm still work in progress. - Like in, like, three years. - Work in progress. - Yeah. Wait.
- Once it's at Tomorrowland. - Then that's valid. - Tobi?
- Tobi? - Oh, not killing myself
in Among Us or GTA yet. [Ethan claps]
[JJ laughs] Thank you. - Is that an achievement?
Then I've done that. - We've all done that. - For a second, I thought
it was just going to be not killing yourself. - Surviving you lot
for ten years. [laughs] - Mine is not killing myself.
- Oh sh*t. - Mine is saving your life.
- Yeah! - That's a pretty wholesome one. - What's yours, Simon? What's yours? - Probably posting pretty
much every day for 10 years. - Yeah. - Yeah
- Yeah. - Because, yeah, I hate my life. I don't need Among Us to- - Are you happy?
- What? Yeah. - You should rest. - Yeah, I am now though. I'm
missing days here and there. - Missing days here and there. - I respect it man, it's the hustle, man. [Sidemen clamouring] - No, the thing is, it's
so easy to post daily. - Don't say that.
- It is. [Sidemen laughing] - But it is, to be fair.
- Shut up. [laughs] - We're not editing anymore. - Yeah, yeah. No, that's valid point. - It's so, it's so easy. - Yeah. Really easy. - Wanna play some Golf
with Friends, Ethan? - No.
[Tobi laughs] - You sure? - Yeah. I don't really
know mate, to be honest. - You don't know?
- No. - Marathon. What about that? - Yeah, marathon's good. - Scoring at West Ham. - Yeah, that's got to be it. - Yeah. - I mean, my child. Yeah mate. What is it? What was it? It was biggest achievement. I said it at the start. - Yeah, but not personal life. - Oh yeah. Scoring. That's quite close, really close to Olive
being born, you know. [Sidemen laughing] Like really, really. It rivals it. - Like how close? - Mine wasn't even scoring goals. - You got 10 of them.
- You score too many. - But I have scored. - Halfway line goal would've
been cool if it was on camera. - Yeah. - That's just a folklore, that thing. - Yeah did it happen?
- I think it happened. - All angles. - What's yours? - Oh f*cking hell, which one? - I think for me, probably
hitting a million subscribers. - I want to, how long ago
did you do that though? - He did it when it was rare. - Yeah, but was it in the last 10 years? - Oh. I don't think so. - Oh, pre-2013, probably did. - I think you hit it before 10 years ago. - Yeah, definitely. - Oh, sh*t. - What about 20 mil?
[Josh laughs] [Simon grunts]
[Tobi laughs] - Getting my second channel to 10 million. I keep telling you this. Your music career was stupid. - Yeah. - Like you've had craziest features. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You said Lil Wayne. - Just in and out so quickly. - You was on craziness and then went, nah, f*ck it, back to boxing. - Yeah, back to boxing. [laughs] - The Wembley show was pretty mad. - I think it's hard for, me to pick one. - I feel like we all
struggled to pick one. - He's got too many.
- For different reasons. - We were at zero going uhh. - One of them doesn't qualify. - He's like, "I've got 35. Which one?" - Tobi's was not killing himself in GTA. - No, mine is actually
Christmas number one. - You had to wait as well. - Coldest verse as well. TikTok has started running
it again, you know. You know your verse. Your verse is on TikTok,
I'm getting ready. - You might hit number one this year. It's because of Speed bro, he started singing it in the 20v1. - Should we do a campaign to try and get it to Christmas
number one this year? - Let Mariah Carey have her fun. - It's had it's time, bro. - What's the most gassed you've been? - Yeah, I was gonna say
it could be in Logan 2. - Logan 2 surely.
- Logan 2 is high. - But then I thought that two fight in one night was also, like- - No, it was not.
[Sidemen clamouring] - Yeah, fair. - Logan 2 was like end of the world. - The comeback. - Logan 2 felt like the end of the world. - It had also been three
years in the making, right. You've been beefing him for three years. - It felt like the end of the world. if you lost, I feel like it
was end of the world for us. - I think, I think if he
lost that fight, by the way, Prime doesn't exist. - And it changed the course of time. - Or he's not part of it. - True. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be a very different line. - It's most important
thing probably you've done. - Yeah. Yeah. - Now we're the LSI.
- Now with the Lidemen. [Sidemen laughing] - Does everyone wanna take a
look at some of these T-shirts? They're quite funny. - We did bring some, we brought some. - Is this part of- - Look at that. [Sidemen chattering] - Are these the Sidemen sweets we got. - Wait can we eat this?
- Yeah. - This is up there with,
like, this is history, this. - If you like see us in public
and you're wearing that, you're getting big respect from any of us. And like, we sold that material. Did we? 'Cause that is mortifying. - What is this? - That's like nightwear. - If I meet someone, I'll tell you what, if I meet someone on the
streets wearing that. I'll give you a thousand pounds. But not at like a meetup. - Meet you on the streets. - You have to just be wearing it. - Well that's a hood classic. - Then we have the box logos. Tobi really liked this one. - We filmed so many videos in these. - You like this one, only
you two wear it a lot. - Tobi. Have you mashed
wearing one of those? - Without doubt. - In a Sidemen tee? - I reckon a woman's left the building in one of these.
- In a box. - I hope they have, hope they have. - Oh, thank you. - Cheesecake? - We make f*cking cheesecake now. - Holy sh*t.
- That's fire bro. - Hi again. It's me.
- Hi again. It's me. - That's fire. - That really is like, genuinely. - Is it large? Aw, it's medium. - When was this? - Bro? You don't remember that? - It was a special. MM7
on the back as well. - Yeah, it does look. Branded. MM7. Another hood classic, I54. - That's pretty cool, though. - The gold is pretty sick. - I54 edition, bro. - Exclusive custom. - How many did we go to? Three? - Yeah, three. - We had three, four and five. - Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. - The first one, we had like a little box, and then the second one-
- Caved in. Second one. - Yeah.
- Bigger, caved in. - A real classic. That's the logo. That's iconic. - It's still about, to be fair. - It's on the f*cking front of the shop. - It's not.
- It is. It's by the Sidemen. - Is it?
- Yeah. - Oh true. It is. Yeah. - Exactly, see. - Big up [indistinct] by the way. He made that, lasted
for 10 years straight. - It's just like an
established logo innit now. it looks really cool.
- Held its own. - Do the thing, like what video
does it make you think of? - Two times. - This makes me think of you. - I wore this quite a lot, yeah. - That's Amsterdam, that is. You wore it to Amsterdam
for the first time. - Amsterdam or one of
the blind dating ones. - Yeah. Oh I like it. Alright, let's quickly go. What, what video does that remind you of? - I54. [Sidemen laughing] - What video does that remind you of? - Simon's videos. [laughs] - What about this one? What
does that remind you of? - Does anyone ever wear that in a video? - No.
[Tobi laughs] - That reminds me of second Sidemen couch. Like second Sidemen house couch. - The box logo one? - This reminds me of
a vlog I did with you. - This is kitchen vibes, yeah. This just feels like kitchen. - I had it in blue and burgundy. - Oh, let's go back to the
realest in the business. - The original. - I swear that was the first. - That's the first one.
- Insomnia. - How did that still exist, by the way. This is the logo that Ethan
designed for Eurogamer. - It's not that one is it?
- Yeah, it is. - Yeah, me, you, it was us. We was in a call. - That's not Insomnia, that's Eurogamer. - Yeah. We was in a call. - Because you had the XIX up here. - I've still got that t-shirt by the way. - He still got that one, yeah. - Did we just wear them
or did we sell them? - We sold them.
- At Eurogamer? - Wait, was was I banned for that one? - Maybe. - I think you were, yeah. - This is so sh*t, by the way. - I know. - We were gassed though. We were like, we were
like, oh my goodness. - To be fair, back then, making your own clothes was like... - Unheard of really. - When you actually deep it,
it's just Sidemen. [laughs] - It's really sh*t. It's so sh*t - Put a line over an XIX. - That's giving me
Eurogamer vibes, I feel. Eurogamer vlog up here. These are too recent, but XIX World. - Yeah. It's quite recent.
JJ still wears that. - That's special, that is. - This gives me Simon vibes. Don't know why, I just feel like it. - It's the red. - When we went to the
American filming trip. - Red? That's not red.
- That's orange. - Oh wow. Colour block. - Oh, it's a Simon special. - Yeah, this became a Harry thing. - Oh, Simon, for sure. - I didn't, I didn't wear
it that much, though. - He's got like a, multicoloured hoodie. - I'll be honest, this
all came from me buying Scotty Sire's merch and I
f*cking loved his colour blocks. - He love colour block, yeah - Can we make one? And we've got them. - But did that do really well? - Yeah, sold quite well.
- Top performing. - This was a good jacket. This is a very good
jacket. I actually like, I like this jacket for a long time. - I like that one. Good jacket. - We are just shilling
ourselves, aren't we? - It's such a f*cking shill, man. - No, we're not shilling it. - We've got Sidemen sweets. - We've got Sidemen cheesecake. - LS collab. That came around because I
was wearing an old school LS jumper and they got
in touch and said, hey. - What do you want, a medal? [Sidemen laughing] - I'll actually take
another trophy, please. - I didn't expect him to
be annoyed about that. - This is Vikkstar all over. Vik coming down to get [indistinct]. - He got his slippers
on in that track suit. - That one is sh*t. - I never liked this. - I loved that track
suit I used to wear that. - This really is quite something. We've just got a bit of cloth. - We had that on a t-shirt. - That's the OG tee. - Oh yeah. Did we like sign those? - That's Insomnia. - That is awful, by the way. - There's a poster we had where we signed it, like, five times. - Imagine wearing that nowadays? f*ck me. - I used to wear a mask like that. Look, JJ. I had to wear a mask. - Josh had to hide his face at this point. - Just hide the face, hero. - Before "Snog Marry Avoid".
[Josh laughs] - Wait, where's the
ultimate hide and seek? - I'm quite sad that's not. - That's all we had. That's
all the relics we have. - Bro, I've got a hide
and seek t-shirt at home. I forgot it. I do have it. - At this point, there's no Sidemen shop. - At this point, we are shilling. - Now, we're shilling. - Now we're shilling? We've been shilling
the whole f*cking time. - Ladies and gentlemen.
- Shotgun. - Sidemen Hot Wheels collab is here. [birds chirping]
[engine revving] - Is that in eight days time? - Is it actually? - What's in here then? What is this? Jewellery? Oh wow. It's a
key ring. That's awesome. - Now he's showing. - Look at that. You get a
key ring if you buy that. - Do you get a car as well or no? - Yeah. Put it on your
car key or something. When you can't be arsed to shill anymore, so you just start going,
"Yeah, we'll see." - I like that segment. That was nice. - My last question is. - Okay. - Like, I want a genuine, honest answer. - Do you care that we've hit 10 years? - Yeah.
- Yeah. I do.
- Like, not as in like, oh no, it is cool that we've done it, but like does it actually
like change anything for you? - No. - No, it won't change anything. It shouldn't change anything, either. - Honestly, it could
have been the ninth year and I wouldn't even know the difference. - Did we even celebrate the ninth year? Did we do anything for the ninth? - We had a party. You threw a tantrum. - When?
- You did. - Oh.
[Vik laughs] - That was the one he turned
up for 20 minutes, right? - Oh no, that was eight year one. Eight year one, he turned up paralytic and then offered me a
drink and then passed out. - Didn't we complain about the last? - Yes.
- Yes. - That's what I said, he threw a tantrum. - Yeah, it was all me. - No, I'm happy. I'm glad. It doesn't really make it.
Time is just a f*cking- - It's a human construct. It's a construct. It
doesn't mean anything, man. 10 years, 10 smears. We're just f*cking. - 10 years, 10 smears. [laughs] - What a note to end the video. - It's one of them things
that you look back on in a long time and be like,
"That was f*cking cool." That's why I think you
should go to the party. 'cause when you're like
50, you'll be like- - Moments.
- Like yeah. - Life's the moments.
[Sidemen laughing] - Right now, you might think,
yes, I can't be f*cked, but in like time to come,
you would be like... - That's the Dad speaking.
- You're talking like a Dad. - Life's about moments. - No, you know what, you know what it is? It's the change. What's the thing? What's the opposite of
FOMO, when you're like. - MOFO.
- I'm glad like, I'm glad I missed that. - He's got a fear of being there? - FOBO.
- FOBO. - Fear of Being.
- No, FOBT. - FOBT.
- I don't know. - It's like being hipster. That you don't, you don't wanna be there. - No, he's saying, "I'm not gonna be there because people are telling me to be there. f*ck the system. I'm Harry
Lewis, I'll do what I want." - He's a hippie. - He's a hipster, innit.
Against the grain. - You know what, it's YOLO. - Exactly YOLO.
- He's YOLOing. - Yeah but, YOLO I want to go Guernsey to play with my dog. - Yeah. That's what he values. If he only lives once,
that's what he wants to do. - No because, he can do that whenever, whereas ten year party is once - No, it happens, every year,
we have a f*cking party, man. - It's not a 10 year party every year. - The dog could die tomorrow. - So could we.
- Yeah, but like. I've seen you today. I haven't seen my dog in a long time. Oh, I don't know, man.
[JJ laughs] - We are competing for popularity
with his dog, by the way. - He kind of just said, "I've
seen you guys more recently, so I'd prefer you to die than my dog." - Yeah. - Well, on that note. [laughs] - What a solemn way to end now. - Do you guys think this is it? - Yeah, man. f*ck. - We ain't making 20 years. - After all the sh*t you started shilling, I don't think it's gonna be the end. - Let's have our predictions. - Oh not this again.
- Final predictions. - We don't make 20.
- How many years? - We don't make 20. - How many years do you reckon? - Five. - I think 35. - Yeah. - Wait, as in when we are
35 or 35 years of Sidemen? - 35 years of Sidemen. - Nah. - Just not in the same, let me, let me reframe the question
so it's a bit more tangible. How many years carrying
on at roughly the same- - Intensity.
- Intensity as we are now. That's more tangible question.
- I don't think a lot. - I agree. - I think we got one more
year at this intensity. - I'd say three. - Two to three.
- Three at this intensity. - We've got way too many things that need our attention to stop. - Well, he's not saying to stop. - No, but us slowing down our work rate, it damages everything. - It's gonna happen naturally, man. - But, what would you do then? - It's like the old school KSI discussion, remember in the Sidemen House, you was like, "I'm gonna retire at 25". - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And do what?
- Exactly. You just get old as f*ck.
- What about my friends? - I think he'd happily sack it off. - Nah, people got stuff
in their lives. man. - What have you got going? - Have you noticed
Freya's thing? Pregnancy? [Sidemen laughing] I will f*cking announce it
in front of everyone, man. People have something in their lives, man. You got stuff coming up, like. - Yeah man, people got
kids and stuff, man. - One person. - This is a piece of cake, lads. - Literally.
- That's a piece of cake. - It's a piece of piss. - You're sat here eating Sides, while Faith is slaving away at home. It is a piece of cake. - Tobi, to end the video, could you eat a whole
bit of cake in one go. - In one go
- Yeah. I agree. I want to end on a laugh. - You want to make me eat a lot of stuff. - I think you got the best chance of eating that whole thing in one go. Bro, the grapes, the f*cking
bananas, the watermelon. - They know that I can't do that, where you could do it in one mouthful. - I reckon you got that. - The, the already slightly used slice. - No, no we don't half-arse it. - The whole thing.
- Yeah. Like a cartoon character. - Oh, this is gonna make me feel sick. - Oh yeah. He's got
this man, he's got this. - Jesus Christ. - He's about to try to
eat that in one bite. - There's bigger, browner
things in your gob. - Nah, don't put him off
it. Don't put him off it. - You've ruined it now.
You've ruined it now. - While he does that, Vik,
[electronic music] give him a thank you and bye. - Thank you guys for supporting us over this crazy long journey. We're still here. We're still doing it. [Sidemen clamouring] - Get it in. Squish it in. - Stay subscribed. Leave a like. We'll be back with a new video soon and... - He can't pause much longer for you. - We're sorry for this slightly underperforming end to
a 10 year celebration, but would it be us without
things not quite good, right? See you all soon, peace! - Bye! - He's still going. [Sidemen chattering]
