Shane Dawson Stars In The Worst YouTube Horror Movie - (SMILEY)

be afraid i scared you didn't i well that is probably the only jump scare that you're ever gonna fall for in this whole video hi i'm leo and today i'm taking a look at a 2012 horror movie called smiley which stars the incomparable unmissable and undeniable shane dawson i love you too can you twerk for us oh i love you too shut up and twerk it's also 2012 shane dawson so it's peak popularity shane dawson and when i say that i mean zac efron looking shane dawson this movie sucks i i don't know how to put it to you this is one of the cheapest movies that i've ever seen being made i feel like they just took everybody who was popular from 2012 just made probably the worst plot that i've ever seen in a movie happen it's a horror movie and i use that term lightly because i love horror movies it's more of a horrific movie if you will and today we're going to take a look at it but the premise of this movie is actually something that shouldn't have been as bad as it was so the idea of this movie isn't actually that bad i will give them credit for that i'll read you the synopsis after discovering an urban legend of a demented serial killer who has nothing but a carve smiley on his face a mentally fragile teenager must figure out if she's going insane or if she could be the next victim could be psychological could be real not bad as soon as this movie starts you know that is bad and not in the good way i'm not talking bad michael jackson i'm talking bad the room before i start this video i want to do something called over under this video has a lot of jump scares i don't remember how many you get to decide whether you think it's over 12 or under if you're wrong then you have to subscribe and get a friend to subscribe if you're right you can roast me in the comments a little bit just roast my fashion please by the way today's video is sponsored by expressvpn in general people don't get to choose their internet service providers typically you're assigned to one or two options 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to find out how you can get 3 months of expressvpn for free visit 16 expressvpn.com16leo or click the link in the description below thanks expressvpn uh the movie has a solid 3.4 out of 10 out of imdb um not only did it not make its money back it actually put the people in debt and i'm pretty sure the director is the only person to be blind while directing a movie because that is the only logical explanation for how this movie got made when i say a movie is bad you know it's bad but it's not necessarily because of shane dawson i do want to give credit where credit is due shane uh has a great performance and i am lying he's not the sole reason the movie's bad i want to spread the blame around because i think it's deserved i got diego with me by the way in case i get really scared so already like the scariest thing was like level 10 films i don't know what that is but they had to play like the very horrific music so i'm supposed to be sitting in the cinema level 10 not level 9 again i want to say the genre that i really like is horror movies i think it's a very easy to do genre so a lot of people do it because it's pretty accessible the movie's budget is not that much because it doesn't take too much to make a horror movie and sometimes the returns in the box office are phenomenal check paranormal activity or a movie like the blair witch project which was practically made on no budget at all but had such a big return that the studios were like oh we gotta do more of this so they are cheap movies to make and using teenagers and young actors get other people who are interested in cinema to be like oh hey it's my favorite youtuber in a movie it should have been a good movie also i'm gonna try and give you my somewhat uh basic knowledge on cinema while i do this so it's gonna be like half and half but anyway [Music] jesus i was just eating my popcorn and now my popcorn's all over across the seat next to jeffrey who has popcorn and his ball sack because i flung it all across the cinema it's been eight seconds of the movie and i already got a jump scare so that's the that's how the movie starts an establishing shot i have no idea who this person is and then we have a jump scare don't know the characters at all okay to get your attention somehow or lady little lady instead of scaring a woman to death you could maybe say hey how about that you don't have to scare someone into a heart attack if that was an old man he'd be in the hospital far farting to death right now are you texting anyway your boyfriend you know someday you're gonna have to get a job too yeah i'll just get married hi [Music] i'm assuming these two uh sisters or siblings i'm not sure but the younger one seems to know what uh omegle is oh i love you too now shut up and twerk which is a problem mayor come on no chatting say goodbye to your friend he's not my friend i don't even know him oh no is this that site where it just chooses who you talk with yeah i can go chat yeah you really shouldn't be on the site it's for people that do gross things to other people yeah like take the ding dong out and play with it like a snake actually you know what i thought that they were sister and sister turns out this is her babysitter if you're her babysitter you know what i would do i would take the laptop and close it and be like this you never ever go on that side ever i don't know if i would just let that happen but this goal seems to be just she knows where chat roulette is and she's ready to see some ding-dongs people do other things yeah like what i don't know be silly make friends all over the world you know you can even meet a cute guy really people use this to find dates yeah a lot of guys do it some of them even do it with their pants off was that necessary in this movie did i need to did you need to ruin this little lady oh my god is it a stretch to say i know why shane dawson took the role now okay see that's why you shouldn't be on the site what i think someone's gonna go smiley on me no [ __ ] i think someone's gonna go smiley when they take their pants off and you're a little girl you shouldn't be you should be looking at my little pony not my little ding dong bro come on man get off the internet lady read a book who you know the urban legend anyway the little girl seems to know about the internet law of smiley which uh the babysitter doesn't because presumably she's beyond the age of uh 18 and doesn't give a [ __ ] but then the little girl proceeds to tell her in a very um odd tone by the way like i'm not sure what the director was going for but he made this goal like sound really like too mature for her age just look at like the way she's talking and tell me you don't feel a bit uncomfortable seeing this smiley no who's that you start a video chat with somebody you don't even know and you type in i did it for the bulls three times this movie is so 2012 i'm about to yolo back to the next century oh my god i did it for the lulls bro can you imagine that holding up in court excuse me sir why why did you run this lady over cause i did it for the lols oh all right well you can walk free that seems about right and then this guy with the knife appears behind them they die cut this they die i'll try it they unlove oh so this is obviously a play on bloody mary the urban legend where you say bloody mary in the mirror three times fast this is a play on that and they're trying to um millennialize it to make sure that like people in 2012 who were growing up were like oh okay cool the internet it's a good strategy for a movie i think using the internet when the internet was just blowing up is a really good idea the execution was zero if this person was an executioner the guy would have lived that's how bad he is at executioning why do they call him smiling why do they call him the way she asks that doesn't even look like she cares because he stitched his eyes shut and carved his smile onto his face okay you need to stop freaking creepy wouldn't it be easier to carve the smile first and then stitch thighs i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't mean to break holes in your plot over here but would you not make your life easier by being like oh yeah i'm gonna stitch my mat together then claw my eyes together because if you do this then you're like oh well this is harder now what a chaotic super villain this guy is he should have stitched his balls together and see what i would have been that would have been funny i think that would have been really funny instead of his eyeballs he had his actual balls eyes okay you need to stop being creepy right now but it's fun that doesn't even make sense because how can one person smiley just show up behind people all over the internet so the premise of this movie is you type in i did it for the lols three times to a person that you're talking to and the person that you're talking to gets uh stabbed by smiley which is very dangerous because with bloody mary you can only do it to yourself you can't say it to your friend you can't be like hey my friend who stole my backpack yesterday a bloody mary times three now i'm gonna wreck you for some reason in this movie if you say it the person that you say it to is the victim which is just a very very chaotic system that we're dealing with here but okay so anyway the babysitter's like um how could that possibly be true smiley can't be everywhere at once and the little girl is like of course he can you'd be surprised i think that's just crazy god i'm sorry i was a bit delayed that reaction i zoned out is this how you talk to people instead of being like hey daniel you're like hey scared myself my bad does anybody in real life do this what is what a really creepy dad this guy is what's crazy daddy oh what's crazy daddy [Music] the way she said the way she said it they should have cut that out of the movie they should have cut that out of the movie and never put it anywhere what is this netflix's cuties they should have taken that [ __ ] out and do it in the trash can that you're still up go go brush your teeth the bed you run at you i'm sorry that i was late um wouldn't a check be okay what is this lighting bro what is this lighting i thought that he was the goddamn bad guy because he looks like he's lit up like a super villain come to find out he's just the dad she's the babysitter and that was his kid there's nothing heinous going on but there should be he's just said do you take a check as if she was a prostitute or something like it took me two viewings of this movie to realize oh this is not gta 5 this is just a babysitter i'm just saying and you're really in for it with this movie by the way how many jump scares are we up to two so later that night the babysitter goes home to her own house and goes on omegle to look at people and maybe try the smith out herself she then meets the stranger who thinks she's attractive she thinks he's attractive and he says too bad i'll have to kill you and then types in i did it for the lulls three times uh just the sentence alone makes me want to cringe and ball up into sonic the hedgehog and then heat myself off a mountain into a volcano where i slowly die off chemical bonds because the volcano is like also chernobyl that was a creative way to die but um i'll tell you what it was better than i did it for the lulls even in 2012 could you not come up with something coney coney coney could you do something else he also disconnects from discord yeah i didn't add that sound effect in they added it this is a real movie he disconnects from discord [Music] jump scare number three there was no one there literally nothing happened in real life it would be like i just i hate this movie for trying to jump scare you so much they are really trying to test the audience's patience and i am the only audience member and i am impatient hello so he types in i did it for the laws three times and it's about to get scary because she's about to and i quote get lulled into a false sense of security because she's about to die [Music] how did the guy come up so fast behind her that's so scary what a crazy knife that is that's a really long knife also it went even past the chair that she's sitting in you know what let's not poke holes in this logistically that seems like a fine thing to do um i also wanted to pause in on some people's faces because this guy looks like he's doing the equivalent of michael keaton jack nicholson face i don't think i've ever seen a face that funny before in a horror movie so i played it to the tune of will smith's get jiggy with it [Music] and that is the title of the movie smiley it's a it's a guy with his own face and he he wrecks you does this remind you of any other movie i don't know friday the 13th jason maybe uh it any movie like that i feel like it's just ripping on those movies texas chainsaw massacre perhaps this movie is just sort of the re-envisioning of it and while i keep saying they could tell it in a nice original way they refused to as if you weren't confused enough already the movie skips ahead in time without really telling you to completely different characters yes the characters you saw at the start of the movie aren't actually going to be in the rest of the movie and while certain movies do do that i said dude i'm a mature man while certain movies do actually do that such as scream those movies have a point where they introduce the bad guy and actually make the person the focal point to which all the characters then talk about him it's sort of different to smiley where we got introduced to three separate characters before the villain and have no bearing on who they are or what they mean to the script and we don't see them again spoiler alert until maybe the very end but anyway this is a new set of characters it's the main character ashley or as i like to call her rick astley and she is moving into a new place with a roommate and her dad is uh really sad to let her go you're sure you don't want to be closer to your class daddy campus is literally a block away if a girl in college calls a man daddy she [ __ ] him right does anybody in the comments does anybody watching this video call their dad daddy when my dad calls me i don't answer the phone i'm like hey daddy what's up you don't have to worry so much um father i [Music] it's part of my job okay now this is a just an exhibition of [ __ ] screenwriting it's called expositional dumping it's when you need to tell the audience what the character is in relation to the plot without doing it in a smart way he was literally like i am your father so i have to care for you because the script says that i have to do so you don't need to make that inference if you just didn't say that that was her dad and she called him daddy i would have got the point you know what i mean come on guys daddy she said it again she said it again she said she said daddy and she dropped her [ __ ] daddy oops i'm just gonna drop my keys let me back it up [Music] okay all right oh you get a bit close there have you ever looked your dad dead in the eye and then like i don't see any problems with us girl back away from your father we're both gonna be okay okay okay i love you i'll have you back roxy this house is so nice okay so with that weird interaction we now move on to the other person who is the second main i think her name is proxy that's her real name proxy and she is the person who owns the house while her parents do she's now the main character's roommate so we got ashley and proxy thanks for picking me hey i was just psyched to meet someone normal when my roommate bailed i have a party to get to i mean you wouldn't you wouldn't want to come with would you is this a school night isn't that a school night i'm a girl my dad is gonna be so mad at me oh wait i'm 35 i'm [ __ ] failing calling yeah let's go to that party you're right my bad forgot what age i was i thought i was in kindergarten she's such a dork what they're trying to do is portray ashley as a nerd by doing stuff like this have you ever heard someone say it's a school night in college she even says it the next line she's like wait i'm in college what shitty writing oh yeah it's college yes yeah it's college oh i forgot about college daddy i hate the main character so much i hope she dies can i say that wait am i too dressed up no no no don't worry you're cool i don't know these people either what's b you know the b board on fortune is that like an asian dating site we did it ladies and gentlemen no in a horror movie that has nothing to do with racial things we managed to to be racial in a moment like this literally proxy says 4chan and the main character says is that an asian dating site or something like that wow that's delicious racial humor right there that's like having off-white and then someone's like is that a black site no no it isn't no it is not can't believe that was said in the script what's up super hot ladies who's your smoking friend anyway after that the two main characters decide to smoke a little before they go to the party they go to the party and they're a little bit high and it's an anonymous party so they don't fully know anyone except full disclosure somehow proxy does know the person that approaches them cause that's her boyfriend who's your smoking friend hi i'm ashley ashley nice uh i'm used to living alone or else i'd suggest uh three's company kind of thing there's plenty of room especially in my bedroom this is zac zees zeus zed his name starts with zayn oh man i forgot his he's so forgettable as a human i forgot his name uh yeah that's zayn he looks more like a brock or chuck he does he doesn't look cool enough to have a name like zayn uh his hair looks like it failed in life and uh he's trying to be a cool kid the character for some reason is written so obnoxiously that he says lions that are literally out of this world and i don't say that lightly just listen if you don't believe me you enjoy the strange yeah i enjoy the strange i just smoked pot did that come out right yeah [Laughter] uh no i enjoy the strange because it's uh interesting and often [ __ ] have you ever heard anybody call the strange that before he's gonna drop some r bombs like they're going out of fashion pre-prepared for that but yeah this is what edginess was in 2012 it's about as edgy as a [ __ ] butter knife that's kind of my special research area the intersection of the strange and [ __ ] and these are the days of australia we're taught a lot maybe i need to smoke some pot before i understand this movie maybe that was the problem i went in this movie too sober that may they should probably disclose that this movie will blow your socks off only if you lsd trip before you watch it if you watch it sober it's one of the most boring benign horrible pieces of filmmaking i've ever seen but if you're tripping balls while watching it you might have an existential crisis no but uh really what i'm interested in is how people start believing in things like uh bigfoot for example you know there's no evidence that bigfoot exists yet lots of people believe in bigfoot chupacabra sure he's going to say god isn't he or how about god there there it is there there it is no is god strange or [ __ ] [Music] please go up to heaven's gates and say that please go up to church and ask the fate the people of the faith is god strange or is he just that word this movie tries so hard to be edgy that it's hurting me this guy is trying to be a cool kid and i'm i don't know if they intentionally made him obnoxious but he comes off as so try hardish that it's just it's hard to watch this i just i can't believe if the screenwriter was like yeah i'm being profound by writing a line like is god strange or is he just uh hey i think i sound like i'm on campus oh there he is shane my boy troy bolt on looking like high school musical except he missed all the notes we're sorry we're flying that look there there it is that's crack ephron right there oh should we say hi you should say hi hey i'm ashley hey um is this the anonymous party [ __ ] didn't she just say her name was ashley and then you ask her is this the anonymous party that's like ordering food at kfc and then being like hey is this a food place i'm sorry shane it's not just the hair that's stupid today nobody will say oh yeah i'm a dork yeah i'm a dork that classic 2012 shane acting i do some questionable things ashley then meets shane's character whose name i can't say just yet everybody seems to hate him at the party because he has another name that is ironic to what has happened to the 2020 shane if you know what i mean this came out in 2012 before any allegations or anything unashamed happened he was still the golden child of youtube but they decided to call him this name what's up i'm zane what's up i'm bender hold on one second little tangent sidebar i'm sorry did did he say his name was binder binder that's a sick name binder what's his first name [ __ ] raj i can't believe they named him after an indian apostle yeah what are you doing here pedobear oh there's the name that's the other there's the there's the book this is the one that's the name i was talking about yeah it came out in 2012 before anything before he started making those weird jokes about kids shane dawson was still being called pedobear don't call me that you're pedobear do you approve this message [ __ ] tits [ __ ] tits you prove this message you like you like [ __ ] tits he's not even fat just call him [ __ ] what a weird insult are you just going to throw out arbitrary insults you stupid idiot black irish looking man you short you should just so short amputated from one leg your wheelchair person this guy's just screaming random insults at chandler i don't even think this was part of the script all right jackson when i say action you just say the word really nice and soft okay don't overdo it don't over act i got it i've been watching robert de niro okay action pedobear guys come on i was just hanging out okay how many [ __ ] cans do they have did everyone drink their drink just to throw it at this guy yes what was that about oh he thought some of the stuff on the board was messed up said he'd report it honestly some of the stuff is pretty messed up but uh it's not smart to say so i'm sorry uh i just want to reiterate what proxy said so he has the name i'm not going to say the name but he has that nickname and i thought it was because he did something shady but apparently it's because he wanted to report something shady that they gave him that name that would be the equivalent of someone seeing a murder being like i've witnessed a murder and the police coming and being like i'm arresting you for snitching you [ __ ] you seem nice yeah probably too nice dude it's the tits i did it for the lord what are they saying did you not heal the loudest man in history be like i did it that man has no other voice options it's either screaming or like silence what is this all right you can go chat it's video chat like skype but you don't know who you're chatting with why would you chat with strangers isn't that dumb does this look up to you okay so it turns out and this is probably the best piece of filmmaking in this whole film it's all downhill from here trust me so it turns out we're looking at the other person's perspective at the party from when the babysitter was looking on hide and go chat where she was finding people and she got wrecked for saying i did it for the lols this is the person and this is the scene playing out from the other end which is pretty smart and it makes uh the main character scream ashley's like pretty sure i just witnessed someone dying can we report that but everybody else seems to be pretty happy it's a pretty good scene but it doesn't go anywhere that's my problem with it i did it for the walls that smiley who it's not real though right well nobody knows if it's real but anyway don't worry that video's totally fake really yeah jump scare number four proxy says that it's pretty pretty fake it's not 100 fake and it might be real but she's pretty sure it's fake so we're now introduced to the character of smiley and is the concept of smiley real or fake nobody really knows that's what we're dealing with now and ashley is becoming more and more concerned that she might have just witnessed something that was real [Laughter] classic acting from zayn can you say words this is why youtubers never make it into goddamn films none of them can goddamn act and the people who do get movies are this bad now everybody's like ah you're a youtuber turned actor get out of here it's like singing every time i hear a youtuber sing every note of autotune hurts me a little more so anyway after a night of drinking ashley wakes up a bit too late and decides to rush to ethics class ethics class plays close to no actual point in the plot but they're going to use it as fuller and they have one of shane dawson's collaborators who also weirdly enough was a boyfriend of trisha pedes i don't know his name but that's what i'm going to call him tpbf well good morning how are you come on in please make yourself comfortable thanks why do you think about this class i do excuse me what's your name mark mark that's not mark that's famous youtuber tobuscus i didn't have to look it up i knew that from hot toe vasquez has many of the greatest videos on the youtube he was an og and by og i mean oh god i just want to say that it's really nice that they got all the youtubers to keep their original looks shane dawson is not playing a character even though his name is binder he has the shane dawson haircut and toby has the well the sideburns that only he and dwight k schrute would ever rock corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture they're the same picture mark okay mark could you please tell me why do you think mark is a requirement um because mark all right that conversation goes nowhere toby really doesn't do much in this whole plot i got to be honest with you i feel like i don't even understand why he's in the movie but professor clayton then gets caught up by ashley who says that she wants to get her work done early to which he thinks she's hitting on him are you hitting on me i don't think so [ __ ] i think that she just asked you a question about an assignment because if every student said can i finish my assignments earlier and then you said here's an assignment why don't i give you a d then you'd be fired from that school you know what i mean buddy how about you get back to work professor you're joking oh no no [Laughter] oh yeah nothing gets past you uh you know what all these times on the website all right yeah so that scene does nothing to anyone doesn't ever come up doesn't even play a role in the whole movie there's no dynamic that ever gets crossed it's really stupid back at the house proxy and ashley decide let's play the game let's type in do it for the lols three times to see if it's actually real before they do though they discover a video of that loud dude from the party last night who actually got wrecked by smiley himself which is very sad i don't know they put something right there on my face i don't know what's it say oh my god can't you call somebody yeah bro let's call whoever made the soundtrack and smack them over their head this is the sixth jump scare in a row i can't believe man han zuma would be rolling over in his grave and that's an issue because he's not even dead do you know what i mean this is really bad this is real the soundtrack the scoring of this movie the sound effects you deserve a wool smith slap well none of us even know each other's real names but he hasn't been online so what do other people think i haven't have well did anyone call the police say what there's an internet video of some guy getting killed yes exactly that what is wrong with you you wouldn't call the police over that i do want to say this movie could have made a really smart point about talking about how in 2012 in 2010 and when the internet was just starting to become a thing still in its infancy a lot of cops didn't take things like this seriously and it's a good social commentary if it was explored more i would have gave them so much credit because back then cops did not see this as an actual thing they thought a lot of them were hoaxes they wouldn't use any of this as compelling evidence whereas nowadays a lot of videos are used within a court of law to actually prove or be used as admissible evidence so it could have been a movie that has some real social commentary to it instead it's shane dawson's weird hair party this is real oh my god this is so sick so it has to be fake you know i know how we could find out what are they called again lols l-u-l-z like lulls like low cats buttons so later that night ashley and proxy decide to do i did it for the lulz to see if it actually works and they could summon smiley but proxy says something that i want you to keep in mind picture it you have to picture it she says that you have to really imagine it for it to happen and then they do it right i sense a jump scare coming that would be seven in a row [Music] hey that's kind of cute doesn't matter he has no clue where we are going to be press if it's real it's going to lead him right to us he does know what we look like what about the eye or something no actually we can't do that okay hello let me just call the fbi even though they don't disclose their number um hello is this the federal bureau of investigation yeah hi um the police didn't want to listen to me so i'm going to you and if not you i'll go to the cia okay and if not i'm just going to go to area 51 which i have direct access to ashley think about it before you speak lady uh ashley then gets more paranoid and proxy says we can't tell anyone about this because we might have just mocked someone of course that would not hold up in court and they'd be completely fine because saying i did it for the lulls and the correlation would be almost impossible to prove in court but hey i'm not actually gonna poke holes in that because that would be too much let's just say that uh ashley needs to call a familiar face called daddy hi daddy hi sweetheart how's college life trying to do what i did god damn even he got a scary face i'm having fun okay i just missed mom i wish we could just call her up you know me too oh um roxy's ready to keep watching so i'll call you later okay uh what did i say 12 jump scares and we're already up to eight we're not even halfway through the goddamn thing um yeah so that scene was to for some reason show that ashley's getting a little more paranoid she's starting to feel like people around her are less trustworthy and she's now going back to the ethics class with mr clayton starting to really ask questions like did i really do this because she feels the weight on her shoulders as if she really mocks someone who can tell me what we mean by the scientific method what do we do next i'll test it girl i test it girl that's that's i'm pretty sure that's what toby used to do used to make funny voices he's a funny man and he used to make funny voices this used to be an ethics class till it turned to a science class but again who's counting it doesn't matter when you don't care about the movie how are we supposed to care about it you know what i mean he's a closet scientist all right so what do we do now what if you test your hypothesis and it's wrong what if you wore a outfit that didn't look like popeye's girlfriend what the [ __ ] are you wearing lady after the ethics class ashley decides to go to the library where she could possibly find binder to see if she could get some help from him oh i'm so sorry man these jump scares are really scaring me in ways that i never thought was possible i bought a pair of diapers and let me just say fall to the prom isn't it scary when you walk into the library and someone walks next to you and you're like jesus christ and the librarian's like shut the [ __ ] up bender right pinder right was that a is that a name that you soon forget is that not the most memorable name in history can i talk to you about something uh duh yeah sure what do you know about smiley you mean is he real smiley's part of the reason they don't like me like when i reported the child i posted on b wow no i just don't think stuff like that is ever funny this is really ironic this is 2012 before anything came up before he made those remarks on willow smith and before he talked about his cousin where he talked about like sensual stuff and like went way overboard with the kids which i just whenever i look at shane i'm like ugh this is the stuff that i just can't deal with that and the animal stuff they wrote him in saying i don't like that stuff i don't find it funny which is so ironic because that became his inevitable downfall what irony we live in what a world of irony at times this is just poetic justice if anything i think smiley's only real when people make them real like tinkerbell yeah except it's like all the evil around the internet found one place to hide i know all the evil in the internet is invited is invited to ikea every time they make you bull that [ __ ] that's the most evil thing i've ever seen why don't they put instructions with words on it just because you're swedish doesn't mean you can't speak english you [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm just saying i'm not gonna put this together if there's only pictures i don't know if smiley's real i mean i think the videos are real you seem really nice you do too maybe we could be friends oh he friendzoned her oh damn that was the most scary thing in this movie shane dawson doing the friend zoning i thought it would be the other way around to be honest with you but i guess this is a movie fantasy yeah what's your number she pulled out a phone that multiplied you all seen them phones this was back in the day she pulled out a phone that did i remember those that was the blackberry days huh those were those old nokia phones you could like drop kick them and they'd still be okay okay fantastic acting by a fantastic actor okay okay okay shane just act like you're a bit surprised just do this um okay just do that okay great work shane that's you even a text made him uh orgasm oh chill with the acting man this is not theater everything gets picked up on camera see robert de niro said it best sometimes acting requires you not to act because if you're playing a character who's real you wouldn't know you were acting do you know what i mean when the camera is rolling you won't perform to it because you're playing the character with sincerity i know you're not going for the oscar i just hate bad actors so i'm trying to give you advice but clearly you didn't take it that's me i gotta go but text me okay really yeah really later that night proxy says that she's going to a party at zane's house and says ashley's coming ashley then says what about the thing we did and proxy says you cannot tell anybody i don't know what you're talking about because that never happened at the potty ashley sees zayn and then goes to him oh hey what's up hey i'm ashley yeah yeah i know we met the other night you wanted to have sex with me yeah what but i wasn't into it what i i just failed to see how this is funny or i'm not sure what this is even in relation to that wasn't even remotely close to what happened i don't understand why this is even in the script this makes beyond zero sense to me i'm not sure what his character is is he a doc a douchebag a dick or a dirty boy i don't know which one you can't be all about your friend kels was your friend right what no he's not dead are you kidding me he's probably just pulling a freaking prank on us hello he's probably just pulling a freaking prank on us hello he has a message for two days but i don't even know him but i have his number but he's probably putting a prank on us hello you know i haven't even found the body well do you know where he lives i don't know i don't know what is this weird shitty acting this guy's apparently also a youtuber and actor my god dude i'm sorry if i'm like being mean but you could just [ __ ] at acting i'm gonna i'm gonna actually i'm gonna take his glasses and i'm going to throw them over the horizon and say fetch and then he will have to go get them and hopefully there are no cameras around there so he cannot act i don't like this guy's acting did you just come up with us so you don't know if he's alive what if this is really real oh what if nothing's real i wish nothing was real so you didn't exist in this movie you know what i mean bro i'm i don't think i've ever been this aggravated by someone's act listen i'll pay you 50 bucks i'll pay you a hundred bucks to not act ever again zayn seems freaked out by this and actually pulls ashley aside and asks what did you see about this because he then confesses that he also tried it and it worked okay look if it makes you feel any better i did it too i don't even know who the [ __ ] you killed it was just some kid you want to bet or something oh i'm gonna go home hold on whoa sorry zoned out a little bit here here's an actual question that's even better than the question that you said you know how you said you you wrecked some kid because the question why were you on omegle with the kid let that one sink in ashley then gets sick after hearing about this fearing that it is indeed real and that smiley really exists zayn gets a bit too touchy and ashley leaves being like this is too much for me and then walks home herself which is pretty scary for her because she's you know only 20 something and walking alone is a very hard thing for her to do in i don't know utah or wherever they are just trying to overact like that guy yeah what's that number 10 jump scare number 10. so ashley's walking home and she sees the guy who looks like he's spawned out of nowhere after dying in gta 5. turns out that guy was just zoned out and he was drinking oh sorry i almost got i need to be more scared next time 11 jump scares in half the movie wow this is a new record of [ __ ] this is the actual smiley and i gotta say uh cinematic effects the cgi very nicely done i think that it's a really good scene i think if they actually wrote a plot this would actually have some validity but the jump scare goes to ashley and she actually thinks she sees the real smiley and she gets very scared she starts running like usain bolt in 100 meters i don't think i've seen a victim ever do this before i wouldn't be surprised if smiley was like ah oh that's a fast [ __ ] maybe catch a cab next time she then goes into a house and once you close the door you know bad guys can't go through doors that's just the thing except smiley can transport teleport and do everything because he's super natural as well and she sees him in the house she dreams it this is what we call a cop-out in cinema and uh usually in the middle of a movie it happens or maybe towards the first act where you have visions or something it happens in the movie nightmare on elm street but it's sort of different because in nightmare on elm street a cinema classic by the way freddy krueger haunts you in your dreams so it actually plays on the thought of having those nightmares this is just a cop-out but it turns out her shot is actually ripped from when she had the fantasy of her getting wrecked by smiley so she's now thinking did it really happen so proxy comes in and apparently when she eats cheerios in the morning she becomes the most mellow person on earth because even though ashley is screaming her literal lungs out she has this green bowl and whatever's in it is making her so mellow she's like you just had a bad dream so she's clearly having an episode you know as a friend you'd be like okay uh something's wrong with you i need to get you help but proxy is too busy eating breakfast and she's like i think you're pretty katy doing weird voices and stuff proving that not only is she a bad friend but she's a total [ __ ] too so ashley goes to the psychologist there are so many scenes off the psychologist that i cut out because this has no bearing on the movie and just takes up ridiculous amounts of time i have no idea why they kept this in a movie for so long but it is just a scene where the psychologist says listen i think you're you're a little bit too stressed and i'm going to give you some stuff so that you aren't stressed so her mom un alive to herself does this have any bearing on the plot no her mother never gets brought up again it has no bearing on the plot so it didn't need to even happen this is ridiculous stupidity in terms of screenwriting there's no need for that to even exist because it doesn't influence any of the decisions she makes as a person so it's not necessary to the story there's no need for it to be there except for you to feel somewhat sorry for the main character i guess anyway ashley comes out of the psychologist's office and guess what [Music] that's jump scare number 12 isn't it you guys want me to sub now huh oh wow i we still got like 20 minutes left i just remembered at the parties yeah he just called me there's another one another what another dead person so apparently another person had been wrecked by smiley and they go to zane's house who looks like he had been snorting something that isn't pepsi if you know what i mean what is going on i don't know what about you huh you know what's going on what about you huh huh you know what's going on where is she is that a gun yes yes this is this is a gun why do you have that to protection me for enemy and smiley smiley smiley people that's what i do i'm a protector of the people but realistically i don't know why he does because i am a security professional but i thought you went to college [Music] do i really seem that [ __ ] to you what college is for retards oh god bro did you just want to say it that many times college is for retards i am a security [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no you dissolved that one [ __ ] no no no not like at the mall network security network security he's a hacker okay like like anonymous like wikileaks i don't know what you're talking about you're not the only one actually i don't know what anybody's talking about he pulled out a cat and then said he was security so i thought he was a bodyguard now they're talking about cyber security and then proxy's going to go on to say that he hacks people which is not security that's the opposite of security that's what security protects people from hackers so he's a hacker he hacks a corporate network and then says hey pay me to fix your problem that's a network security professional you're talking about would be an illegal protection racket it could be the chinese or those [ __ ] the chinese did this so yeah they're trying to figure out who is behind smiley those dicks in holland yeah [ __ ] holland if you're from holland [ __ ] you [ __ ] holland okay all right be careful ladies yeah you too right so that scene had no bearing on anything but hey later that night ashley is back to it researching and guess what's coming it rhymes with bump flare sorry i was a bit tired i forgot to jump scare but number 13 brings us back oh my 14 she got jump scared by her own drawing she got jump scared but that's special that's special needs if anything they need to take us straight to jail for that one monopoly you don't you don't pass go you go straight to jail so at the ethics class the next day ashley's having her dystopian daydreams and nightmares and the professors also sort of fueling that by saying that you know earth could be part of this process that's way way worse and we could all just mean nothing and be expendable as humans sorry i just i was just thinking about that actor with the glasses and how he could be an expendable human so that night ashley does some research looking up smiley and all of the related searches on google she even finds the babysitter who had been wrecked at the start of the movie and the babysitter's baby kid who's like i don't know what happened she was just there one day and then she wasn't i mean it's kind of crazy nobody believes me [Music] oh jumpscare number 15. oh bender it's you i'm so sorry my god i was so scared this movie has been scaring me but scaring the jesus out of my panties you know what i mean scare the crap out of me she actually said you scared the crap oh she's playing i didn't know she said that oh wow so yeah it's a jump scare but it turns out it's just bender and ashley needs bender's help because it turns out vinder is an i.t genius sorry what are you doing here oh i uh i work here what are you doing we're talking about smiley right well i've been researching it and i haven't even had time to get to this part yet but smiley's real god damn woman can you let the man finish i was actually interested in hearing what binder had to say since he has time to research and he's an i.t professional but yeah go ahead interrupt him mansplain him what how do you know i killed someone are you serious oh that's amazing i mean that's terrible obviously but i tried to do it nothing happened i wanted to be right never heard someone react like that you know bender i killed someone what the [ __ ] bro i tried and it didn't work like come on bender i wanted to be right but i didn't want to kill anybody you have to really want it yeah apparently you have to really want it for the person to die which means zayn who said that uh he wrecked a little kid had to have really wanted that to happen you have to really want them to die but then he comes after you he tried to kill me i thought i was crazy but but if this is true if you're not lying then that means something's been awakened like something's been born like smiling could be the next generation are you not listening to me it seems that shane is preoccupied with the lore of smiley he seems to be way too into it for some reason and ashley's like you know what i just wanted your help you went all crazy on me so i'm going to the library to research this and she leaves in a hurry she goes on omegle again that night and tries to do some research and again is haunted by visions of her and smiley what are you what you think i am i don't know you do you want me to visit you again no too bad where are you she looks behind her and instead of it being smiley it turns out to be frowny by the other name proxy who's like what are you doing never seen anybody talk to someone with that aggression before but this is jump scare number 16 lucky number 16 baby i wish it ended there but it doesn't but yeah proxy decides that she's going to a party or that she just needs to leave the house but also says that ashley is crazy instead of getting her help she just leaves ashley then calls her dad to try and get some advice maybe but then something crazy happen you'll never guess what happens oh did you guess did you guess it jump scare number 17. her father i don't know if her father decided that he wanted to get in on the joke but he screams and she she gets scared so hard that she actually throws her phone out the window and it nearly hits proxy on the way down to which proxy then says are you crazy again the same night ashley then goes to see the professor professor clayton who's in the faculty room preparing to leave for the day she goes to question him about ethics he's also alcoholic which is what a character development that is in the third act of a movie never thought that that needed to happen but sure instead of uh the professor actually helping he goes literally rancid on her and starts getting borderline creepy for no reason i think he has his own demons that he has to deal with maybe not having whiskey in a in a place of walk would help i did it for uh i didn't feel lost so what i think the screenwriter was doing was trying to expend all his possibilities and make sure that he felt that if you were watching the movie that anybody could potentially be smiley and it just doesn't come off that way everybody who's supposed to be or could be someone who actually is the killer just comes off as creepy you can't have that be the only reason they exist in a movie this movie is giving me migraines in the butt i should go go stay you know my point of view could you be more creepy so please please sir could you be more creepy i would love it if my ethics teacher you know ruined ethics and started drinking in class and thinking students were hitting on him and potentially trying to get involved with some that's a good ethics teacher a teacher that has no ethics is a good ethics teacher thank you for being so creepy trisha paytas ex-boyfriend really you can look it up he was just don't care oh god what are we all 17 stop jump scare number 17. have you gotten annoyed at getting jump scared yet i wonder what the first jump scare was ever that must have been the creepiest most scary thing and it must have been this fresh original ideal and they took that idea and they made it into a weenie a wee me that's so sad that i would put it between a hot dog and throw it off a cliff ashley is now back at the library researching the smiley-faced murderer she's in public researching it and she's getting freaked out in public to the point she has a massive meltdown this library is pretty eventful even the library the librarian doesn't even tell anyone to shush she's just like i haven't seen this kind of action in years oh what are we up to 18 i'm not even getting frightened anymore i'm not even pretending to be frightened i should but at this point whenever i pause on smiley he looks like a wooden floor it looks less like a serial killer and more like a thumb that got you know fingerprinted i'm sorry you just look like steve harvey if he didn't have any facial hair that's it [Music] 19. so now she has more nightmares about smiley coming and wrecking her thank god it was all a dream oops got jumpscared and again 20s 20th time by the way i'm not cutting this this is all in succession ashley was dreaming having dreams about uh i was gonna say slenderman but this is smiley but at this point does it really matter but ashley actually has such a visceral dream that she threw a punch like she's mike tyson and proxy didn't move out the way can i have some more coffee are you called in to report a murder ashley finally gets the courage to say i'm gonna report a crime and the police do not seem to believe her because the police in the third act of the film have now come in the directing is so badly paced that police should be at the whole movie for reference if you look at the movie get out the character of lil rel he's a tsa agent and he goes to the police and the police never believe him so he has his own arc where he tries to help his friend it happens at the start of the movie there's act 1 act 2 where he discovers what's going on in act 3 spoiler alert where he comes to the rescue this movie has no act the police are not in effect in act 1 or act 2. whenever you write movies you have three acts and the third act is the the apex and the conclusion you cannot introduce new characters into it i'm sorry that i'm getting so annoyed about this my film brain is just going haywire maybe two you don't know i do know definitely several murders i witnessed at least two well just so just so we get this straight smiley appears behind people oh [ __ ] sort of shayne bro are you gonna arrest him shane appeals behind people from time to time and we we let that happen for way too long in an anonymous video chat like from out of cyberspace or something when the other person types in uh i did it for the lows i did it for the lows i did it for the low yes they got keith davids to say the word i did it for the lulls this is the most this is just embarrassing yes i told you i know it sounds crazy he chased me across campus and then he tried to kill me i'm gonna tell you the part i'm having a hard time with all of it damn i wasn't prepared for that i'm gonna tell you the the pot i'm having trouble with every single goddamn thing lady you're wasting my time i could be watching spongebob right now patrick is doing that episode where he forgets his parents it's pretty funny there are no bodies you say you saw dead people but you don't know who they are you say you saw dead people but this is not the sixth sense you're in the wrong movie lady you're in the wrong movie you should go to m night shyamalan okay so ashley goes to the police the police are like uh we don't have any evidence to support these claims in fact he has a counter claim and they show her a video that says hot girl goes crazy in library she's the hot girl which i beg to differ the hot pot is objective subjective but she does go crazy someone did film her in the library i guess so needless to say the police do not believe her and she turns to the help of her best friend thanks so much for doing this hey being a total nerd is good for something right well but this computer is fully equipped this is the dungeon i am the dungeon master this is a dungeon master's key why thank you dungeon master you're welcome princess why do i get the feeling shane said that in not that capacity before many times to someone that probably shouldn't have thought that unfortunately the dungeon master never gets the princess what a passive aggressive [ __ ] i am the dungeon master and this is my dungeon key take it unfortunately the dungeon master never gets the girl in any situation whatsoever again i am the dungeon master and just to remind you one more time the dungeon master does not get the girl and it hurts very much blue balls sometimes they do it's time for this we got time for i thought you were being chased by a guy who has no face and no nose and just a stitch up smile a guy who's probably just maybe you know wrecking everyone on campus you got time for this ashley get your priorities right have you ever seen someone walk into the door like they're lapd just like oh i'm so sorry oh my god you guys are kissing sorry about walking into your room i just needed to i didn't actually have a reason for being here but but i guess i am so proxy comes in to tell ashley that she's leaving to her parents house for the weekend uh she also asks is ashley going to be fine ashley's like yeah sure you can go so the next scene starts with ashley at night saying yes daddy i'm fine and i would have given all my money everything i have if they cut to shane dawson in the next shot and she was like i know which daddy i was talking about but it doesn't i would have laughed my ass off if they did that oh my god thank god you're there hey what's up were you okay something happens that night when proxy calls ashley saying she cannot find her boyfriend zayn ashley then calls bender and everyone else to check but nobody seems to be picking up the phone so she heads over to zane's place to see what's going on she opens the door to zane's house nobody seems to be home but there's writing on the wall so she explores further [Music] turns out zayn has been slain come on get someone please pretend that happened she then picks up zayn's gat which is important because it's zayn's then she calls the police officers who didn't believe her and guess what nothing happens the phone gets cut off so she runs back home ashley comes back home to tell proxy the bad news her pump crack smoking boyfriend has passed away i think that's personally i think that's a win for her but anyway proxy says call 9-1-1 and ashley's like no i need something else to happen i need you to write for the laws times three to me so that smiley can come behind me and i can finish the job and they do that and then ashley prepares for smiley to come through the door she sees a shadow and then she shoots it turns out it was binder it wasn't smiley it was just bender who was like hey oh what the but bender is okay he'll survive he's an indian warlord and he'll be fine except [Music] he won't be okay because smiley decided you know what not only did you get shot bro i think i'm gonna finish the job and he does smiley then appears and starts to chase her which leads to the climactic scene where she tries to outrun a supernatural creature [Music] the eventual climax is that she starts seeing many smilies and starts getting backed up into a corner when she realizes her cat has no bullets she then makes the decision to jump out of a cgi window which is so horribly rendered uh she falls to her demise and dies yep the main character kicks the bucket the lights turn on and a face reveal happens it's zay zach zane that it's rate it's it's zorro oh my god another reveal it's the babysitter who has no ties to these people at all hey it's pedobear my favorite guy i thought he was done what do you mean it's over she fell on her head and now she's dead oh my god that's fantastic is it fantastic i'm not sure that this is the appropriate reaction i mean even if these guys are the most despicable people on earth someone's gonna catch you i don't understand why they picked this goal i'm sorry i'm gonna get into this in the conclusion but like i'm just so confused and so like bombarded with stupidity right now like i'm not really sure how this all connects to why this happens but it's about to get stupid all right hey uh daniel day lewis your girlfriend just landed a triple lindy on her brain come on i didn't even get a [ __ ] and that was the most shane dawson line in the script i don't think they even wrote that because that was so natural man she's dead i didn't even get a [ __ ] the troll army they don't have any command or control i mean they say we're off message now [ __ ] them they're off message because i mean there's only one reason to troll for loves there's only one reason we should be doing this for the laws the movie should have just ended there and then said psych or something well now that she's dead i guess smiley's dead too right you see smiley's not dead smiley's immortal smile would be around longer than any of us or the great work of william shakespeare it's chocolate rain wow using a 2007 reference to taezon day huh this movie sucks ass and these masks they're in boxes all over campus who are you explaining it to what are they just talking to each other like this is exposition hey remember that movie and remember tazon day yes and also remember how this thing will never die i do remember that because i was telling you about this conversation the other day but i'll repeat it in case someone else is listening this is such clunky exposition it hurts me and about 20 other campuses smiley can be anyone anywhere who are you telling this to did we not just establish what happened why do i need this who is this old guy i never even seen him in the movie oh this is the naked guy right right at any time i kind of have a boner is that weird yeah no not really bro for you that's normal honestly this guy has a punchable face wait dang um is she really dead uh yeah are we bad people yeah why did we do this i don't know why you did it but i did it for the large printed love for the love cut that's a great this is one of the greatest this is the citizen kane of junk oh my god i'm going to show this to my wife and she's going to finally get the courage she needs to divorce me and take the kids hopefully because i don't want them to see this so anyway the last scene is zayn and his girlfriend proxy and he says i know why i did it for the laws for the laws for the laws as a joke but from behind proxy comes smiley apparently the real smiley and then she gets wrecked as well that's how the movie ends he then smiles and turns the camera off and the movie finishes of course i didn't know this but now after researching there is a post credit sequence as if i'd watched the goddamn credits that shows ashley waking up and it's all a dream rendering this whole movie useless and a big cop-out so i'm gonna ignore that part and that is the movie smiley from 2012. now i just wanted to talk to you about why i think this movie sucks so badly i've said this many times i really like horror movies and i like a good horror movie this is not a bad horror movie this is atrocious i don't know why anybody gave you money to make this and i don't know why the actors were even employed i am genuinely just i'm disgusted at how bad this movie is because i think it's just genuine trash i want to tell you about how to write characters and i want to talk about main characters we call them protagonists protagonist is ashley in this film and she is supposed to be the female lead who's also heroic and a savior when we get characters like ripley from alien she's the strong female protagonist and she's the last one left but it only ever works we're only watching the story because there's a payoff at the end you cannot betray the audience and do it all for nothing you can confuse them and you can mind warp them but unless you're david lynch you shouldn't be doing this [ __ ] see the audience goes to the movie because they know there's going to be some sort of redemption whatever character we're watching is going to go through an obstacle and overcome it because that is how movies work of course these are not hard and fast rules but by and large this is what movies are whenever you watch a superhero movie have you ever watched batman hoping this [ __ ] would die just hoping at the end like i wish the joker would want i really wish bane absolutely snapped his back and he died and never came back no because it's batman and you want him to somehow succeed despite all the odds that are stacked against him and that's what he does because that's why you pay the money because that's why they're telling the story it's exceptional if a main character just walks down and dies then it doesn't mean anything because everything in the movie that ashley tried to do every time she tried to get an answer or try to confide in her friend or try to do this or that or that she ended up not using any of it because it didn't work in her favor and there's no concrete resolution i want to compare this movie to the greatest horror movie or slasher movie i've ever seen in my life which is psycho the alfred hitchcock movie from 1960. that movie is similar in a way that the main character spoiler alert if you haven't seen it in 70 years dies early in the movie the main character dies within the first act marion dies and to that point in cinema i don't think there had ever been a character who got killed off at the start of a movie within the first act this has been the only thing but the thing is marion's sister takes over the script and eventually they foil the bad guy because if they don't do that and the bad guy wins there would be no payoff for the audience and i really think that this movie just let the audience down in a big way by doing this and the cop-out at the end showing she's alive is just horrible filmmaking at the end of the day this is a shane dawson movie that is just plagued with error and stuff but look have we ever seen a movie that we saw of shane dawson that was like wow what a good performance i think it's a movie that was a cash grab based on youtubers who were popular at the time and they just wanted to make some money it didn't make money at all in fact like i said it left the studio with more in depth than anything else and they've never made a movie like this since thank the lord now i've reviewed many shane dawson movies and i think i'm at the end i only have one more left and after this it's over so i'm not reviewing any more shane dawson movies i'm out the game baby me and diego are taking a trip to the cabanas we're out of here but we'll see you later thank you for watching the video i hope that you learned something i hope that um you liked the video if you did leave a comment tell me which movie you'd like to see next and uh before i go i just want to say i just want to say did i jump scare you okay

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