Shane's New Series Shows He's Learned Nothing Since Coming Back to Youtube

weird couldn't even get through that sentence oh so shane dawson's made a return to youtube with an epic three-part series that spans two and a half hours all of which i watched because i'm a degenerate who likes doing [ __ ] like this for views i have an issue subscribe yeah i'm taking a look at the whole of shane dawson's three-part trilogy the first one's called the haunting of shane dawson i've been haunted by his videos ever since it came up on my recommendation i wanted to take a look at his return to youtube in this huge series that he's done but i also wanted to take a look at his past and i think that deserves its own video so after this video what i'm going to do is release another video where i look at shane dawson taking accountability i actually found that he has three apology videos in the last seven years over the same thing i think that deserves its own video its own deep dive and that will be after this video in short what i'm saying is i'm going crazy listening to shane but here we are so brace your anus why did i say it like that yes he's back on youtube after a two-year wait but this video is a bit different what shane did in this video is he went and moved to colorado with his husband and during the night time the camera won't focus on me i'm lying they seem to have been haunted because everywhere shane goes he is haunted i don't know who is haunting this [ __ ] but a lot of people seem to just not like shane even dead people like ah i don't know about us i'm going to sit down and watch the whole thing in one sitting is this video sponsored what do i do that was a pretty cool era huh bet you want to know how i did it well it's actually a brand new feature that was added to wondershare filmora 10 called ar stickers they kind of work like filters and they're super helpful for spicing up and making those moments in your videos more fun i'm lucky to be partnered with wondershare filmora 10 for this video and i'd love to tell you about a couple 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looking at the comments on his first video it's got a pretty positive like to dislike ratio although it is noticeable 385 000 likes to 71 000 dislikes and the top comment sort of says it all a lot of people said if shane posted another conspiracy video i'd still watch it even if he is cancelled but nobody was actually expecting him to actually post one again this should be interesting anyway like i said 8th of october 2021 shane made his return close to halloween great great marketing strategy even better marketing strategy for him to leave when he was getting cancelled you know why the heat sort of left him people sort of forgot what he did do you really remember everything he did i don't know some people were feeling sorry for him like how is he making money he's been doing fine his merch has been selling like hot eggs i don't know why i said it like that either now when the video was released instantly it was at the top of trending and it's sitting at about five and a half million views as we speak although part two and part three are doing less well and if you look back at his older videos they seem to be doing better than the ones now like i said today we are doing the deepest of dives and watching the content once again before we start this video to anyone who's joining me and is willing to stick it out thank you uh do subscribe if you're new here hit me up on instagram at 16 leo underscore if you have anything to say or just say hi let's go part one baby the haunting of shane dawson that was the whole scariest thing in the whole video you're watching a three-part chained awesome video when i watched it i was like oh god i thought there was just one and the font that's scary what is that times newer roman oh my god shane you can afford better fonts things follow me chris the way you said that was so scary [ __ ] little i've missed you i'm assuming to his fans very nice how are we feeling about this uh documentary style video because shane dawson does documentary videos now he's a filmmaker because he made that movie not cool the movie [ __ ] a guy puts his balls on camera the homeless man eats [ __ ] shane dawson wrote it in the other movie he made that i saw he dresses up as a fat person and says questionable things you look like a child but happy about it quentin tarantine no is that's what his name is [Music] that would have been so epic if that was real we're greeted with the visual gag of shane not playing the piano i don't know that's that's the first thing i've seen from him all y'all i made a joke on my twitch live stream by the way that he didn't want to touch the black keys because of his uh previous offenses say what you want i'm from africa baby i know what i'm talking about i learned piano during my break kidding i didn't learn anything that's the problem no no that's the problem don't don't laugh at that you just flat out said it i didn't learn anything i didn't learn how to play piano i don't learn how to get better at editing i still use time's new roman font one year has been pretty good shane didn't seem to learn anything i haven't seen him really take accountability in any shape or form and this apparently is the video where he you know talks about him taking accountability but it's also a documentary he like mashed it into one i think he should have made a separate video before he made this video personally but maybe he's gonna say some real [ __ ] down from the heart maybe he's gonna vin diesel me no i learned a lot about myself i don't know how to do this i haven't filmed the video in almost two years anyways hi what are we doing yeah what are you doing actually isn't it like learning how to ride a bike you don't forget it's not like you get in the bike dick first and just miss like it's not like that hard press record and start talking i feel like i have so much to say and i don't know i start look at my new bling pumpkin no i mean i don't want that maybe you could start at the apa oh okay the okay bling pumpkin that yes started the bling pumpkin don't don't need to bring up any of the past you know stuff that you did thank you for pointing that out if you didn't i wouldn't ever know that you had a bling pumpkin unfortunate thing that i think that's going to happen in this video is he's going to gloss over everything that he's done be like you know i've changed i don't know what to say i'm sorry if you feel that way and then move on and people are going to forget about the content unlike brooke house who did something pretty bad we never let her forget i don't think you can just be excused and go back to making content like everything's just okay but this seems to be what's happening [Laughter] what the hell i wasn't expecting that oh okay i don't know if that's true but uh if that is true then oh my god you know like seek help or or talk to someone close to you that don't joke about that shane that's seriously hope he's joking well i don't hope he's joking because that would be even shittier there we go he was joking what a douchebag what a what a d bag for everyone who's actually tried to including d-bag d-bag tea bag d-bag i tea bag that d-bag non-sexually really nervous okay why am i no no i'm not nervous i hope my maid doesn't slip on this because you know how mexicans like to file a lawsuit okay you wonder why the video is 2 hours 30 minutes long there it is can you talk a little faster do some every other sentence is and he's using that soft voice that i know a lot of people don't like because i know the old shane he's now using the the soft palate that is getting you to empathize with him and i know a lot of people have told me they just cannot stand it it's hard to unheal once you hear it if you listen to him speak he'll be like i don't know what i'm saying and it's like that oh voice but you can't oh yourself out of this situation i moved if you didn't notice this is not my creepy house in la this is my creepy house in colorado what a creepy flex how well is that youtube cancellation maybe i should start you know doing some some faces myself maybe some white face damn shame so this is the sign in my new house this was here when we went to the open house and i loved it but i never actually read it we say i'm sorry the house came with the sign you can take it down bro i think the only thing houses need to come equipped with is doors this is a five bedroom house six bathroom ten garage every time i say a number it gets bigger but the one thing you cannot get rid of in this house is is this poster who sells a house with the [ __ ] there what is that we say i'm sorry [Music] we do don't worry i'll get to that i hope you do shane i hope you do it's been a while i would love to see you actually get into that instead of make light of the situation did you see what he did he was like oh um we say i'm sorry why do you have to not that hot are you in metallica concert bro we make mistakes uh-huh yes we do i'll get to that we forgive quickly how about you get to that nice how about we don't though how about we once again bring up your past and talk about it in an open environment because if you can make a two and a half hour three-part series on haunting of ghosts in colorado then you can definitely make a video longer than 20 minutes taking accountability for i don't know seven years off pretty iffy past you know compared to you i am and nobody and i probably always will be one but i think i have a point if you hate me honestly i feel better that way because it's like because i finally don't really care anymore what other people think about me except for myself yeah think about that one shane i feel like if you're in entertainment you do somewhat have to care about what your fans think of you because if you don't have fans then you're just a guy running around colorado go what the f oh i'm sorry that's daniel i thought it was a ghost he was he's just irish i mean if you don't have fans watching this video say it got 10 000 views instead of 5 million you'd be very very very hard-pressed wouldn't you i feel like you'd be so in the heart if that was the case so you do care about the fans and they care about you and they want to see you succeed which means you have to take responsibility you saying that you don't care after one year of the situation is not a great look that's all that's my opinion this is my channel i'm 16 leo on youtube and i have one of the best comedy channels ever which is why i stood like this i have broken my back by the way so can you pull an ambulance please this is so weird i don't know what to do this is so weird this is what happens when shane dawson doesn't have content to fill his time he just fluffs and stat pass this thing just add that in don't don't cut that out that's primo content i don't know what to do this is weird that's weird that's weird just screaming oh my god i randomly like i feel like a tick-tock or doing our first video like what do i do [Music] um so is that it did tick-tock like i loved it for a week and then i got cancelled and i couldn't go on anything the cringe on that one was too strong well i don't know what i'm doing they were like ah shane and i was like but i did the dance i was like did the kids like me still please stop every time i'd swipe it would be like and then i'd swipe up and it'd be like shane dawson used to kill himself and i'm like all right well let's just get back to that which is wrong just by the way nobody should be saying anything like that to anyone it must be very hard for him to have seen stuff like that i can't empathize with you but i do sympathize with you i haven't had anyone yet say that they want to uh accept the undertaker who i will wrestle at wrestlemania 78 are we up to 78 yet i should probably explain why i moved i feel like if i don't just start trying something nothing's gonna happen right like maybe this will get me creative again wait what am i talking about i have a pinata i love her she's sweet she doesn't have a name yet i don't know what he's talking about but i'll tell you what i think he's talking about he's explaining why he moved to colorado because he didn't want to face the heat that was in california that is figuratively speaking but also very hot in california anybody there's nobody in the room nobody can back me up on that sometimes you do need to get away from it so i don't necessarily blame him but don't be surprised if this man moves back to california and secretly slips back into your life he's like a creepy fuckboy he just slips back into your dms and you're like this guy slips back in without people even noticing he's on youtube unbelievable you doing the right thing no i don't even lie i already know shane's not gonna say yes what and what is this guy laughing about like what is this a weird nervous laughter going around the room do you not feel the energy in this video being very very off or is it just me genuinely i'm asking yes tell me down below do you feel the energy that is somewhat off like they're stepping on eggshells or doing something that seems that it's not genuine if you know what i mean like the cameraman's like shane are you okay that's a stupid question of course you're not something feels very off with this video and it's not the haunting this seriously is the haunting of shane dawson because it's his past career catching up to him that was a good line so someone just bought me for that i've been a place now where i it's been a very oh my god the sun's coming out [Music] man f you shane what are you this has been a hard time for me because oh my god the sun's coming out all the wind is blowing do you hear those plops that's ryland taking a [ __ ] i wish i cared about that i'm in a place you know people who care about that's weird okay the sunset and i couldn't even get through that sentence oh my god please shane can we get to the point [Laughter] that it's pretty but it's pretty pretty ugly as always get the cameraman who are like yes men or people who are so up the creator's ass that you need a 10-foot pole to pull them down i'm gonna do one of these videos one day uh my friends and i we're gonna go to a haunted alley one of my friends is gonna just be like we're going to pick it up on camera replay it slow the sound down and be like that is the demon named who is the underlord and he is third in command next to wario and satan that's what we're going to do they moved too they followed me um he's being quirky isn't he i have demons in my house i had a bad year what a weird way to process emotions i feel like you you're better off talking about them than masquerading around in this facade that you have here trying to convince everybody else that you're happy in colorado if you really are i don't think you need to say it i don't think you need to convince us it's weird because if i talk about it how i really feel people are going to say oh you're trying to get sympathy or whatever so i like don't want to talk about it but i thought you didn't care what other people said you i mean you said that early in the video you don't care what other people think because i finally don't really care anymore what other people think about me why wouldn't you put it up i feel like i've caught you on your own lives big brain time in the next chapter of my life i really do want to focus on what i've wanted to do forever which is my core relief i mean you're doing a great job this is [ __ ] horrific oh my god the timing calm down not yet um we'll get to you i love it i love the faces he makes though i will give him that i always love people with expressive faces what was that he's like a kid's entertainer i've sat through half of this episode and seen or heard nothing i don't even know what this video is about i am losing my mind and i just started february that's the one that lives underneath no no no no i need the help of jesus christ himself lord help me oh was that was that jesus oh no it was the roof this is um like a living room i don't know what this is yeah it's a living room i don't know i love it i love this room then he gives us a house tour because you know with every haunting video you have to get a house tour first but he's like not sure but then he says what it is then says he's not sure it's a graveyard i don't know what it is just bury it just bury some [ __ ] with me i don't know what they're doing all right shane calm down bro that my friend got me when my cat passed away we almost took a cat from mexico too i did almost get a cat in mexico i did not [ __ ] my cat i didn't [ __ ] on my cat i didn't cut my dick anywhere near my cat i don't know how to say this nicely but letting shane dawson around cats is like letting jared fogle around kids would you do it it tastes awesome too i laid the cat down on her back her little chicken legs like you know spread open or whatever and i was like if i just like hum but like on her tummy like that's not weird like whatever and then i hopped it out and i kept going kept going that game all of a sudden no you didn't ever like 19 so to be holding a baby kitten at this point it feels like predatory thing so about a year sorry it's just it's hard i can't not laugh at anything i don't know what you mean though i i think you can not laugh about it i think you have the right to give your audience something to be serious about i think you should be serious about this because you don't seem to really have said anything all you've said is i i don't care if you don't like me you don't like me what can i do i'm shane i'm too big to fail and that's not a literal statement he's he is he's too big to fail it's actually sort of impressive how much attention he's got on his return i assumed everybody hated this man and they were like you know he's done i will never watch him again lo and behold five million views on the first video somebody's flip-flopping this is my wife i'm watching emma chamberlain get ready for the met gala filled with jealousy that i'm not emma chamberlain anyway then he goes down to ryland's part of the house and we see him face down ass up in the pillows just looking at emma chamberlain who i might as well be honest with you i don't know half these people look he's still here he didn't leave me i don't know maybe maybe they do love each other it's kind of hard to leave someone who's worth yeah 12 million net worth you know saying no to that pretty tough which is probably what shane knows so power dynamic but anyway whatever you like yeah i feel like further from success than ever watching everyone at the met gala but i also like am happy with our new life like my priorities now are like making sure the zones of our sprinklers are working so that the grass doesn't die okay well rylan not that i need to tell you i mean you know you can make your own decisions in life but um success has nothing to do with the [ __ ] mech gala i think that's the worst place to deem whether you're successful or not then they somehow show a picture of ryland mowing the lawn but the camera's this way so someone was filming him mowing the lawn as if he was in an action movie called the grass is always greener on the shorter side who the hell cares that he's mowing lawns like he had to show people he's like convincing people that he doesn't want to be in california like you know i've left that life i know emma chamberlain is dressed fabulously but look how short this grass is look at it i'm mowing the lawn and showing you i can do it myself these days but i'm so happy i do love it here like i'm [ __ ] on it but it's everything i mean this is gorgeous look at my life yeah i sort of agree with shane there like whoa it's actually my gorgeous life you were just in it ryland is this video sponsored no no i thought about that i'm like am i ever gonna get a brand deal again i never really got them anyways but we do [ __ ] this video is sponsored by rage shadow legends just kidding oh my god the dollar twins hey guys candles twin flames if they don't call their company to win flames sorry i sort of like zoned out and the guy starts screaming about twin flames shane uh is your video gonna start anytime soon i have a life to love i'm pretty sure i'm gonna get married by the time we finish this video and that's going to be a long time so can we get to the point is there haunting in colorado has the ghosts died of old age what what are we doing here i went through a weird uh time where i wanted to leave the internet i didn't want to be a part of it and i felt like it ruined my life not i'm sorry i'm very very very disconnected from the person that i was in my early 20s to a point where when i see that person it makes me feel really sad and sick to my stomach but some things i've learned over the last year and a half is i can't just pretend like that person didn't exist so i've really come to peace with that okay so i want to bring your attention to something that i find very peculiar in this video shane dawson said that he edits his whole like all of his videos himself which is you know bravo to you but if you do or even if you don't the footage that he used when he said that he's not proud of himself is not damning footage at all it's not where he's in a certain color face it's not when he's saying a certain word or it's not when he's doing certain things with animals or the stuff with his cousin and lucy i check my statistics and i have a lot of watching so can you please eat a cocktail weenie i think all of that footage he could have easily shown when he was talking about him not being proud of himself because that was all on his channel so taking that down and then making us believe that what he did is not as bad as it was is very sneaky i would call it clever but it's not because i called you out on that [ __ ] later on he will show you all the good stuff that his videos have brought but none of the bad i had made a lot of growth before i got canceled the last five or six years in and out of therapy dealing with stuff i feel like i grew as a person i feel like i learned a lot i would never say or do any of those jokes any of those things ever that i did back then yeah but you did do them you know lo and behold i don't really want to hold someone accountable for something i did 10 years ago but 10 years ago wasn't when you were 13 10 years ago was when you were in your 20s and i think that's actually different if someone's like in their teens saying things they're not fully developed that's just a factual thing at this point i feel like you might have some some basis if you're under 25 doing these things but i think you should know better and i think you did know better but use that to get further on youtube you knew what you were doing was wrong but you knew that doing the wrong thing could get more eyes on you because no attention is bad attention right shane you're a smart smart dude i really believe that he knew the risks and he knew how high the reward was and took it anyway i felt like i got to a place where i was proud of what i was making on youtube proud of my personal life proud of who i was becoming like i felt like i was growing up and i was excited about the next chapter and then it felt like everything went spiraled down and then i got canceled and then it felt like the end of the world and i you know everything felt like the worst thing ever for like months like it lasted months yeah well it should have lasted longer and here's my other thing that i feel that is very important and i think you guys should hopefully agree with me on this if shane dawson really changed into an empath i think he would have been so disgusted by his actions that before anybody else brought it up he would make his own video saying i've done some things that i'm not proud of and these are the things that i've done only when he got cancelled did he ever make a video called taking accountability it also made me realize that i can't focus on what other people think of me i can't control the way that people feel about me i can't control how people react when i'm getting canceled people in my life like i can't control if they're scared it was really hard but i learned a lot and i feel like i'm so happy it happened so grateful that i got cancelled nobody ever says that i've never heard one person say i'm so grateful for being canceled you know why nobody says that because people who get cancelled don't have a platform to come back and say it which means you're not cancelled it means that you came back and beat them and i think you [ __ ] know that you somehow managed to beat the system you beat youtube you beat the audience sorry you didn't beat the you know what i mean but i shouldn't just throw all that stuff away when it kind of got me to where i am and it also connected with people and yeah there was bad stuff in those videos but like the good stuff connected with people and i can't just throw that away that's that's weird and to the people who are still upset and don't want me to be around and i understand look at my new bling pumpkin see what i mean he's showing good footage and he's playing that country music that i've been sitting here and now i like all my friends for a long time and he's influencing people to think of him in a more positive light he's using the soft voice he's using the music he's showing good clips of him but he has not shown one bad clip of himself oh okay well we'll go to my office because i have some things i want to show you in there but also look oh my god i got a paddle boat which i know is like weird but like knew me and only would never have gotten something new me is real old me would never have gotten a paddle boat knew me would love to use any color or old me would have made jokes about water and how certain races of people cannot swim knew me would only think about it i don't care about your paddle boat addiction bro please but this is my office i love it so much this is kind of where i feel like the most inspired not cool poster baby when they throw up and they make the whole guy eat poo poo amazing movie loved it loved watching it for christmas me shane dawson my mom [Music] as i said at my last house there was an entity so i lay down and i feel a hand on my neck oh my god finally we are starting with the video it's only been most of the video sure yeah so now he starts talking about i guess how he's always been haunted by ghosts and here's the thing i'm not gonna criticize people who believe in ghosts i i have no opinion i i'm fine with the idea of them existing i'm fine with them not existing but at the same time i have a hard time believing a lot of the stuff shane says at my house before that there's an entity and i know what you're thinking shane you're making all this up that's what i'm thinking people in my life who never believed in anything they're around me for like a day and they're like oh my god there's entities here shane and i were training virtually due to kova and it was this black figure whatever just went by the camera and there was this like black figure who just went across the camera and then he looked and leaned over and said hey i'm terry crews i was shocked i feel like the entity in this house whatever is back here is like positive and creative and exciting but i could be lying they could be lying to me i'm lying so let's go down there and i'll show it to you you know i scare easy right then why'd you take the job jane dawson makes scary videos so why are you scaring when doing the camera work where did you find this guy what that's like an editor who hates editing what so i heard about a place from uh someone i met at a coffee shop and they were like oh my god are you gonna do a video on this place and i was like oh i've never heard of that before i'm like oh i don't want to give it away just like go it's like real like it's not one of those things where it's like oh my god like i heard it's like there's people that have gone there that are like they're horrified it's like a really scary place oh my god like your channel i guess the first video is just a hype job and then i'm hoping they actually do something in the second video because i just want to finish this video so i was like we're going all silhouetted [Music] oh no i'm gonna have a heart attack tonight have you seen the new fanaf trailer just a little jump scare cause shane dawson is the master of filmmaking he just turned around he was like the cameraman's gonna love this what happened your mom's house [Music] no it was there when we were filming earlier well so it's been there so i i don't know i'm clumsy i probably did it in my sleep chris stop it what you guys are you know insinuating is that a demon did it right right right so the demon looked at chris the cameraman and was like hey chris that's what the demon did what kind of useless power is that leaving menial bruises on people that's like a skateboard i came to bed one night and he popped up and he said watch out for the balloons you're gonna die don't fall off the bed you're gonna die i need like look and then i said what and then he goes you're gonna die and then he went back down and i was like hello hello and after like five minutes he's like well i was fully asleep like something had taken over me in my sleep so i was just like trying to go back to sleep pretend it didn't happen and he kept being like what's going on what's going on i'm like i wanna talk about it shut up you're gonna die you're gonna die then he goes back to sleep i don't think that's possessed i think that's just ryland on a wednesday okay debunked let's move on he's doing great he's adjusted the best this man still has cats after what he's done this man still has cats like if anyone's thriving in colorado it's cheeto he loves this house because he loves entities so at night cheeto lays on my chest and her little chicken legs like spread open or whatever no cats do this crazy thing where they see ghosts and um it's pretty scary so he's laying on my chest and then he'll go that's ptsd that the cat is having from you being its owner debunked i also want to show you guys my hood wait who is that offensive yes it was you don't come from the hood the hood is compton or an area that is lacking privilege it's a low economy place i come from the hood technically in south africa people from compton the hood inglewood the hood you not the hood debunked four move on i feel like me and god at this point are just like chill like it's like i'm like hey god and he's like hey and then i'm like what are you doing he's like ruining your life probably not i don't know if god talks to you debunked number five let's go anyway that is how the first video ends and i did not know this when i started watching the videos but out of the 2 hours and 30 minutes i think 10 minutes are dedicated to him showing footage of the next video so i just cut that part out and we moved straight on to the second video which is called haunted theories with shane dawson better like to dislike ratio than the first video and all the top comments about his family and fans who really are glad to see him back in action and this is what i mean another great great tactic by shane dawson breaking the videos up not only gives him more revenue but it spaces it out in such a way that people from the first video lose interest by the second video and aren't there by the third one what a smart way to divert your audience i mean i can see right through it but i don't think a lot of people can my arms hurt [Music] oh i didn't see that when i was looking out of the dark we'd seen an aspiration of a little girl along the bridge while we heard the drums [Music] i sprayed of a little girl along the bridge while we heard the drums if you're saying that a 14 year old girl had passed people are 12 and then people are seeing the figure of a girl and we're under the bridge and hear what sounds like a young girl screaming bling pumpkin okay so video number two hopefully they actually do something video number one ended where they did nothing so all that happened is shane dawson now also has a bruise on his arm and again i don't want to you know be stereotypical but white people seem to bruise like peaches so i don't know man you could have slept wrong oh all we need to do is push these tick tockers [Music] [Music] they spend weirdly crazy amounts of time talking about the tick tock trend that i did a video on not too long ago called devious licks weird amount of time of all people rylan's dad is the one giving the primo information on it because this [ __ ] seems to know everything about it he's been deviously looking through his phone while his wife has been asleep lately now they kicked off three urinals off the wall so they're standing at the urinals and they're ripping off these sensors there's 277 volts so they can i don't i don't wish harm on anybody but i hope the little ship is taking a piss you know where that electricity is going to go finding this dick oh yeah and we're going to find out real quick who it is first what happened i don't know i was inside this glass of my penis caught the fire what i you know i don't wish harm on anyone but i hope his penis explodes help me going to your guys's house in california that was great but i think california is just very toxic i was inside this class and i peed this copper like this is the group that shane hangs out with huh achievement parts been closed down because there's just too much crazy stuff going on right there right well but that's not where we're going but what is that there's a place called cheeseman the park with cheeseman park or cheeseman park sorry it's denver's biggest traditional haunted spot right upon the final resting place one of the thousands of souls was buried here so they built a park on top of the burial ground so i guess there's a lot of ghosts and i assume they're going there but they don't seem to bring it up after this so i don't know is your room still on angie stick your tongue out if i'm going to be alone forever i still hear noises though at night like when she's gone like even last night she was at austin in spaces and you just hear crack up there and think why we'll get to you any sound for this household is a demon ever since uh you know my daughter left i just i i've been hearing these sounds yesterday thousand like thuds on my roof i was like i was like what is it is it mini demons and then my husband walks in and he says honey it's a rain we're going to third bridge it's one of the most famous thought to be paranormal spots in colorado ghost bridge otherwise known as the infamous third bridge third bridge third bridge third bridge so then they talk about a bridge which is where they're going to and this is why i'm so confused because it's almost the end of part two and now i'm finally figuring out where they're going i had no idea where they were going for like the first hour and a half of this video which is crazy this time padding is just insane it's too much so i started doing some research today on what actually happened there any of this could be fact-checked i did a google search ryland's sister talks about something called the sand creek massacre you know long story short what she says is that the native uh americans had been mowed down by white people tragic i know people of color even back then just no help for us ever so it's you know tragic thing that has happened and um she goes through the story in detail and it's quite crazy and then shane puts up a sign saying a rest in peace to all those who have passed during that time which is a very nice thing but then he goes on to say this our haunted adventure doesn't have anything to do with them shane why are you bringing it up then so then they end the video by doing the same thing they did at the start of the video do you think you're going to see anything oh yeah i'm telling you guys no sorry that the annoying orange is back no they start talking about other things that have nothing to do with anything like the annoying orange being back on youtube because great we needed that we need [ __ ] ray william johnson to stand here and then be here in the next shot hi guys i'm rwj do we need this back on youtube i think we're done from that please after that they actually in part three go to the scene where they're investigating which i think they could have put part three in part one i don't know why they needed two extra parts it feels like too long i've watched way too much of this and i have an hour and a bit left so i feel crazy i feel really bad and don't want to watch the third part with you guys i'm going to so uh pray for me in the chat part three shane dawson's trilogy this is the part where he does the stuff he finally goes to the place that he's going to go and does the things that he said he was going to do in the first two episodes one hour and 13 minutes baby let's go we had minimal activity for the first hour bro i was watching i know you had minimal activity i've been watching this [ __ ] then we ran into a group of kids using a ouija board i full disclosure always thought that word said oh yeah it's ouija why do you spell ouija with an o my mother i mean it feels like a 3 a.m video this feels like jay station on steroids at this point i know shane used to be like you know get 50 million views a video and i think i watched one of them conspiracy theories videos i thought it was interesting this oh my god this bores me especially holy [ __ ] guys so that's how the video starts there's like legitimately five minutes of that crap and i don't really know what the context of it is last night i went to the third bridge with my boyfriend he saw a black horse i saw a girl with a white dress in the woods sabrina colorado i went there last year with some friends we saw an apparition of a girl standing in the middle of the bridge julia colorado [Music] i had to watch shane's three-part series on youtube knowing damn well some people wouldn't subscribe to me it was agony in my bum hole leo new zealand mom are you sure you're okay i'll close this light so what are we doing stopping for some food i am hungry oh my god can you not stop for food you don't have to film this pot when i'm done with my videos and i use the bathroom i don't film that experience and put it in my youtube video okay i don't film the shower scene that i have after i film the video and need to take a shower ah and by the way what are we doing from what i can figure they're going to some bridge there is a bridge in colorado that people just keep flying off of can we just get to the point please mom thinks i'm a lesbian well that's happening because we want to chick-fil-a so far in this video and i want you guys to you know just seriously sit down and actually think about this we have not talked about ghosts uh there was a shitty intro and then there was is this lady a lesbian and what they're gonna eat for dinner before they ghost hunt there was also five minutes of beeping noises i'm losing my mind i don't think i've come up here all right what was that oh my god wait what what's that wait no but these guys are gonna put me in it huh we should take the demon stick third bridge and see what happens was that she's really selling that demon stick idea you could hear on the background we should take my demon stick do you want to see my demon stick do you want to see my demon stick if she was a guy at a club he'd get arrested for that hey man you want to see my demon stick in the club in the back of the club you want to see that demon stick sir please uh get out the club no no it's a real stick sir what is this i don't know i found it in the trees that looks like something you brand people with what are you doing jesus has left the chat shane the last time people were branded was a very long time ago and uh i guess the best depiction of that was in the movie django unchained not sure you should be talking about branding people branding cows maybe but people with your track record shane i wouldn't say that why do you know what branding people looks like oh god please just leave this topic so he's just like you know you just add the sound effect suddenly it's scary top-tier sto documentary [Music] [Laughter] that light is no joke whoa look how it lights up the outside look ready oh whoa it's as if they've never seen lights before and with those vine boom sound effects oh yeah you got resident evil over there shane oh yeah daddy likes i mean i definitely feel like something's gonna happen i don't think we're gonna get hurt i think we're gonna see something like some shit's gonna go down i can feel it and the hills are like very haunted oh we are not even like halfway there [ __ ] if you're not even halfway there why are we why do i need to see every mile of this journey something better happened in this video that's all i'm saying i will be very mad if i'm watching two and a half hours and the last thing that happens is shane gets like slightly jump scared here we go oh my god it just turned into a turtle oh nowhere it just turns into a dirt road and then like this side's kind of paved like going to the boonies is that uh oh my god moment is that a moment where the dramatic music should play oh my god what is that oh i'm sorry it's a dirt road sorry about that but that it like it came out of nowhere the dirt road came out and it was there get over it oh my god i can't believe they're using the scary music and the dramatic tension music to build up a road service is officially out oh my gosh wait really wait was there really there's a lot of oh my gosh what are they doing i don't know what are they doing they're searching for gold oh what is that a construction worker i guess he's doing the road up have you seen the movie cars the [ __ ] the main character car his name was lightning car his name was lightning mcqueen he used to he had to do the dirt road up to finally win his race this guy has to do the road up so he can finally race people it's the same thing what are they doing they're searching for gold you're searching for gold or for metal they have metal detectors what if they buried something there from february girl for something bad they did and that's why they're doing it at night so no one can see them they're either gold miners or demons those are the only two options couldn't be that their car broke down or that they just wanted to be outside they're demon ghost hunters mining people they mine gold but they're ghosts ghost gold new bitcoin type b invest ghost gold narrow bridge wait i don't know if this is oh somebody else has pulled over down here they could i mean come on oncoming traffic with the lights on and you guys are like oh my are you it's a car didn't i just say it's lightning mcqueen this definitely isn't the one that i've been to really this is the third bridge so it has to be right versus 2.5 oh yeah we're almost there back to where we were the hammer batteries blinking here narrow bridge oh no there's people here other cars are what scared us just to get back to our car we had to go by yeah okay so anyway they get lost and they finally go back to the bridge where they were supposed to go in a car is there and the door closes of course trouble ensues but not really because nothing's happening full disclosure again i'm filming this video late at night because i wanted to get the experience that shane dawson had i'm filming it completely at night time so that i could get his experience what has happened i'm sleepy that's it shane's made me sleepy yet again narcolepsy is now my thing thanks shane that's like my biggest fear is that a bone what wait what is that is that a bone no it's crazy unfortunately i've been wiping my ass with a bone i've been putting toilet paper in my body for the last few years i thought that was bone marrow turns out it's just empty toilet paper rolls i'm shane dawson biology not my thing anatomy not my thing chemistry maybe with cats i don't know look what i brought chris to save us in case something goes wrong i know is that oh sorry sorry why don't you spray that on my eyes that's what i'm gonna do if somebody attacks us oh sorry unintentionally missing shane is pretty funny honestly he's looking like ryland you're gonna mace them that doesn't work on ghosts i don't know it works on you you're cancelled oh sorry that was that was too easy shane too easy was there three of them only two that got in the car wait did you hear how scared they were yeah they were saying that they don't want to die they waited in their car for a while because they didn't want to interact with those people but they ran into their car screaming don't think i've heard a scream so far i'm waiting to hear one well maybe turn on the light i kinda wanna know what's scared what's up nope can't hear [ __ ] it doesn't sound like anything and i'm not deaf i can hear a lot of things did not hear screaming also for people who are screaming as loud as you claim they did they just seem to get in their car and then stay there and if they really needed help would they not have seeked help to the nearest people they could find which was you because they know your car's there they're not blind i'm just saying i'm not trying to poke holes in your wafer thin plot over here but you make it very easy [Music] maybe just film it with your phone and then we don't just go okay it's a weird flex at a time like this isn't it instead of him saying like my shoes are not doing well he was like my balenciaga 500 shoes not doing well in this environment it was your idea to ghost hunt at this location you could have bought timberlands my eve saint laurent shirt has got armpit perspiration since i saw that ghost and uh my louis vuitton belt can't really fit anymore so yeah i'm shane dawson i got a lot of sponsorships from gucci everything isn't gucci in my life though like see how this one has two dots the one behind you has two dots so then they take some pictures and some orbs form behind them [Music] oh no head to your skateboard don't really know couldn't really see it they could have tried to not show the glare on the camera that would have been great so i really can't comment more on that but uh poor filmmaking that's my comment [Music] ow oh i'm just i guess i should just give you some highlights shane falls it's a highlight and now ryland is hanging up on the top like spider-man and shane is very concerned even though the drop is what do we need the music shane do we need the do you have to put the music there oh my god you could have broke your leg my cousin broke his leg from climbing things yeah but he climbed the eiffel tower yeah yeah but you climbed a bridge could have been the same thing ryland i care about you don't break your leg bro what is that a little more [Music] i genuinely thought there was going to be a sign there was no sign i was hoping for a sign the one thing i love about shane dawson's conspiracy videos is his listening face which i just find hilarious because he gets so close to the camera and it's it's like he doesn't look in it he looks to the side but then when he hears something he looks at the camera he's like [Music] the camera didn't pick up the audio but i heard the sounds of an old man crying and a horse running you'd think that the camera would pick up sounds of an old man crying which i thought i think that would sound pretty audible and a horse running seems audible i mean if you could hear it it seems pretty weird that the camera couldn't but hey i'll take your word for it brah you heard that right here oh my god i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry that's gonna be so much i'm so sorry was that like it that was the scream that was a girl screaming if this is true it is scary and freaky i'll give them that however oh my god this girl sounds like she did the loudest scream of all time i feel like there's nobody reacted to this shane was like yeah that's a girl screaming he reacted to everything he reacted to rylan jumping two feet but the girl screaming at the top of her lungs he was like yeah happens all the time you see something wrong i don't see anything wrong but then they go back to the footage and they replay it and then start to realize oh that that's pretty crazy like what it's so scary so that's [ __ ] nuts like crying and shaking it's so scary but then the best thing after this whole episode happens shane discovers something and it's freaky guys it is so fr i'm not even gonna tell you just watch this next piece it's freaky oh oh that was not there i would have noticed that a million 100 wait i don't like this this isn't funny i would i would hate to think that an apparition would paint a clown picture then frame that [ __ ] and then wait for you to leave so they could put it on the side of the road you think an apparition could get in your car maybe put it in your car i would assume that's how they walk but seemingly not he left it on the side of the road you know that's a very very tough place to leave it maybe you could have left it next to the car or on the bonnet where you could not miss it but uh that apparition was just a starving artist how do you think he died starving okay wait i'm so scared what is that okay oh oh my god she's touching it what are you doing do i think about even in my car shane wants him i'm ryland's mom picks up the painting even though they're all scared of it she's like come on guys it's free free real estate clown nobody ever talked about clowns in this whole thing there's no motif of clowns in this whole series why a clown the only person getting clown in this video is me that is the most terrifying thing i've ever experienced in my whole 24 years on the spaceship well now i touched it i thought maybe we should take it clearly you've never been to the dmv this thing right here is like a horse [Music] horse yeah thanks ryland i thought it was like one of those a horse you know a horsey maybe a horsey thanks ryland and then right before the massive scream i was telling chris that it sounds like an old man like crying or like moping while he's riding the horse it sounds like an old man moping while he's riding a horse is that this is something you say in pictionary what is that a sound that you can audibly hear what is that oh it's the sound of chrysanthemums being crushed by a fat lazy person's ass because he missed the chair and sat on some chrysanthemums that's what it sounds like with this very very very niche sounds that you're going for very niche things that you can hear ryland how did you hear the word of the day is my new bling pumpkin i wouldn't get close to dogs if i were you in any videos i'm not saying that you can't pet them i'm just saying don't put your face close to them because we've seen what you did to them you know when he kissed his dog oh god oh there we go yeah it's being weird on you only i hate this oh my god that's what happens that's what it's done wait what it starts anytime we've gone to a haunted place from there after like during the night time the camera won't focus on me man do you know how it works do you know how cameras work bro i'm sorry my house is not haunted someone just decided to vacuum it 10 30 p.m really guys we'll get to you mirrorless cameras they auto focus when you zoom in sometimes it takes a second to focus this is what demons do they tamper with your cameras and give you clown photos i would love to believe you honestly i just i want to see something more convincing that's all i don't want to see you get handed clown pictures and then be marginally out of focus for a couple seconds it doesn't feel like a demonic experience that just sounds like a normal day in your life i don't get it if that's what i wanted i asked for something to follow me back okay no we don't want it with us where do you think you're going like with me no i left the clown picture there this is his conclusion and his big reveal basically he stitches together what some other people have said either about shane or like uh the colorado thing and then lightly puts together footage off what happened to him so like one girl says oh man the guy who's haunting it is really nasty he's nasty me falling and hurting myself and then it cuts to shane falling on his balenciaga shoes even though he himself said that they were not made for what he was doing and he's just gonna tie that in to make a very weak narrative and i am so pissed off that i actually fell for it and thought the series was gonna be even remotely mediocre oh god uh he's very territorial there was a demon watch out for the balloons you're gonna die don't fall off the bed you're gonna die i just feel like a negative demon is attached to them it's evil she says he's very territorial and then it cuts to ryland ages ago how he slept in his bed and suddenly went crazy on shane and said some crazy [ __ ] and then went back to sleep then they cut to the clown poster mocking the territory i'm gonna stop putting clown posters over things that i don't want people to touch now that's what i'm gonna do that's how you mock your territory these dogs are too busy peeing they need to stop putting clown posters on trees because this is really how you mock territory apparently and then it skips to shane dawson being like you know i i moved here for a reason for a lot of reasons and he's also attaching himself to you i don't know it really does inspire me because what it will do is actually uh make you sick the spirit wants insinuating that the spirit wanted him to come to colorado i'm pretty sure you moved there because of the people of the world who canceled you i don't know about the spirit the spirit probably doesn't want to be in your body because he's like jesus what did you do i wanted to haunt you bro but this is this is a lot for me man you need to make it known to this spirit that you want him out of your home and then i'm ready to bring it up like comment if you don't do that and you don't specifically say that what if it's like inviting something into our house and all the entities all the good ones like come on he has the permission by the law of invitation to stay in your home and honestly so we're going there tonight hopefully i just feel something man i didn't know there was ghost laws bro i thought when i die i could just walk around naked and grind on a cloud i don't i don't know what heaven is like but i didn't think it had rules so i'm gonna leave you with this so if you guys click on this video there is a divine reason for this do you think he'll probably watch this probably not you do need to make it known to the spirit that you want him out of your home you do have the power to get rid of it you can't call angels they do exist and they will help you to keep the senses out leaving all my worries i prepare for something new [Music] literally literally literally chris's uber is here and then ryland's like we should look at the pictures again i am freaking out the orbs are gone so then uh shane does like says demons go away and then the next morning they uh look at the pictures and the orbs are gone so that's like the payoff of this video the orbs are gone i didn't really see the orbs but they're gone now and the clown poster gone the focus back in focus shane's back in focus the fact that rylan woke up possessed one night we're just not gonna discuss that that's fine the fact that he still has pets and dogs and cats in his house apparently uh people are okay with that for some reason i am not but okay sure you there we go and that's how the video ends and then i have a post credit sequence about a cow sorry a bull a bow that's how the trilogy ends shane dawson three-part series three different videos two hours 30 minutes ended with a cow i need a second to process this oh yeah let me put it back i don't know why i even did that i am bewildered with the lack of effort in this video i cannot believe in 2 hours and 30 minutes on his return to youtube this is what shane decided to put out and all i've seen unfortunately you know objectively speaking is a privileged on i guess white man who managed to live a life despite doing the things he done if a person of color or a person with the status that shane didn't have did the things he did would they still have a career because i genuinely don't think they would and the fact that this man can return to youtube and do anything he wants and make very very below average quality things and getting millions of views is disturbing to say the least i'm not saying he should be cancelled i don't believe in that i'm fine with him getting views like you know his fan base is something he built over time i would never discredit that but the fact that this is the first video that he put up he's just glossing over everything that he had done in his past and being like well i can't control how you feel about me uh if you don't want to follow me don't when you know damn well you have 20 million followers of course people are gonna support you you'd have to do something tremendously wrong and the fact that you yourself didn't show it to people really makes your true fans question the validity like is anything ever wrong he was so young when he did it but nah it feels like he just swept it under the rug and and it's kind of sad bro so shane's return to youtube is not one of grace he hasn't turned over a new leaf in my opinion he hasn't shown empathy he claims to be an empath hasn't really felt empathy towards anybody else in the situation hasn't really taken any accountability he hasn't even done the one thing this video was about which is ghost hunting he did nothing in his return to youtube and he got on number one on trending i don't know what else to say i guess it just goes to show in the long run if you can build your career to a certain point you cannot be cancelled no matter what you do and shane dawson is a great example of that and i don't know how to feel about that so the scariest part of shane dawson's three-part series isn't to do with demons or ghosts or anything else the scariest part about it is that a youtuber can do stuff like b-face and make certain comments jokes that are inappropriate do stuff with animals that you shouldn't do and have a long career of doing that then escape all of it and manage to be successful if you ask me that is scary and that is my opinion on the video i have nothing else to say uh to any of you guys who stuck it out throughout the end just thank you sorry that i had to put you through this um i hope that you enjoyed the video really and uh i hope that you stick around for more i can't believe in 2021 i even have the ability to speak about shane dawson in a capacity that i never thought i would because i always thought that if i said anything about anyone that people liked they'd just be like i'm glad i get to express my opinion while also saying i still wish this man the best for his career because he's still a human at the end of the day and maybe there's a road to redemption i don't really rule anyone out but before i go i just want to say be careful who you talk to because that person might know another person and that person might be cousins with another person who's dead cousins with another person's brother's uncle's sister and her daughter might be a big baby and you know what they say about big babies they [Music] downpour three subscribed baddies to call me so you get insecure for five

Channel: sixteenleo

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Length: 66min 52sec (4012 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 05 2021