Shane Dawson Made The Most OFFENSIVE Movie Of all time (Not Cool Reaction/Commentary)

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[Music] great max shane dawson's 2014 movie not cool is easily the most offensive movie i have seen a youtuber make and it's not even close and today we're taking a look at it and by the way i know what you're thinking leo don't you feel a little hot today yes i do i feel so hot i might just take my jacket off hell yeah we did it we got our first shots made we got our first two items of clothing on sale as of now [Music] foreign both the short sleeve and long sleeve shirts come in a variety of colors which i've hand picked out myself i really like the designs and i hope you do too and all you have to do to get one of these is go on to teespring.com and search up 16 leo or you can click the link in the description below or maybe you might see this ad but it's actually below the video selling my shirts just click it and it takes you right there on a real note i don't want to get too sappy but i just want to take a second to say thank you sincerely i don't know how to express how amazed and gratified i feel that i'm even allowed to be making shots and this design was made with the help of a friend called david and he's amazing i'll link him down below in the description so thank you so much david if you're watching this i've wanted to design clothing since i was 14 so this is kind of like a dream i know anyone can make shots but to have people who want to buy it and support the channel means everything to me once again just sincerely thank you so much and i hope you enjoyed the video this video is about shane dawson i don't know if you know what's been happening this year but he got cancelled with a capital k honest to god comes as a surprise to me anybody who's been watching youtube over the past 10 years knows he's been doing this stuff for a long time we're going to start with the most offensive movie 2014's not cool this movie is not good it's not cool yeah i say the movie itself cost 800 000 to make but don't worry it made back almost all of its money a whole thirty six thousand dollars wow that's almost a tenth critics gave it a fourteen percent and neil ginslinger from the new york times said no one involved with this movie should ever be allowed to work in the movies again so i went to the store yesterday and i bought a 50 pack of shot glasses i'm gonna line them up with the different various assorted drinks some of them anytime someone in the movie either makes a poop [ __ ] any gross joke i'm taking a shot and i'm also taking a shot anytime someone says something offensive culturally stereotypically or otherwise i want to see how many people this movie offends so i'm just keeping a little telly this one's for the road so the movie starts with a zoom out of someone's ass as we are shown a party on thanksgiving ah sexy gold just trying to get stuffed this thanksgiving who doesn't love thanksgiving break me tori gillaspi so this is the main character tori and i hate this character shane dawson plays a character called scott and he doesn't have a last name so i'm pretty sure his name is scott dawson which i find hilarious and he's detestable but this goal has no redeeming quality she's like an emo who has no fun side high school [ __ ] sucked but here's the thing about high school it ends and you get to go to college only problem is when the holidays roll around you still have to go home it's not a bad idea in itself it's just the execution is horrible i'm feeling the effects of that raspberry give us a drink [Music] that's how we start this movie huh i think shane compared himself to quentin tarantino at some point tarantino i think there's a lot of people who went away from that and they created the new thing that's my goal critics a couple critics didn't like the movie but i loved it the audience loved it the test screen loved it and i sold it shitload on itunes so i'm happy because this film refuses to give you a plot let me do it for you tori comes back home for the holidays it's thanksgiving and so does scott dawson i'd rather eat my own [ __ ] and i do this is [ __ ] up in here this is [ __ ] up in here this is [ __ ] up in here okay huge news oh want my train crash and i'm actually in hell right now gil and i are getting married that's why i'm glad my family dead [Music] well we just started the movie hey shane homeless people do not eat their own [ __ ] believe it or not shane actually fought to put the scene in the movie it's been mentioned many many times is a problem for people so if we just like lose that i'm just saying i'm not taking anything out of the movie to please a bunch of out-of-work actors in pittsburgh you should be lucky to get an audition for a feature film the censors and the people who are sensible decided this was too far and shane was like no no oh guess what that is guys it's [ __ ] shane why is he black god damn it um because he is okay offensive doesn't mean funny you can't just say something offensive and then expect it to be funny meanwhile scott dawson also comes home for the holidays no god please no no no no [Music] that image is stuck in my motherflopping head what the schnitzel i was going to criticize shane dawson for casting himself as the lead role and not being able to act but that is clearly method acting you did not have to stick your tongue so scott's girlfriend heather proceeds to go down on her knees giving him a low torch here hold my invisalign oh my god give me your damn girl that invisalign seemed to work look at your teeth that was a straight what the hell is wrong with these people oh i know someone so disgusting oh [ __ ] you shane thank you shane for making me right homeless people don't drink pee and eat poop oh just go straight to my head i'm sorry scott it's over it is hard to take scott dawson here seriously with the hair of troy bolton and the face of michael bolton i vaguely remember this being shane's premium hairstyle back in the day like a [ __ ] mushroom justin bieber your face is too strong for hair like that your features are like rocks rock shouldn't have hair is what i'm saying even the rock doesn't have hair i'm sorry scott it's over what also this movie makes absolutely no sense scott's girlfriend comes to see him at the train station to tell him during publix that she wants to break up with him not sure what it is that caused her to break up with scott this is just manufactured conflict and it's so stupid the secondary plot in this movie revolves around joel another person from college who's back in town and his goal is to smash scott dawson's sister janie that's it that's the whole goal his character is stupid over the top annoying and i want to punch it in the face as many times as possible but i can't because it's just a screen and the last time i punched the screen i had to pay for it so are the rumors true i post a lot of blogs about my hashtag ass ventures ass ventures so cut you're fired bro this is like super bad there's also a movie by the same name look the whole point of going to college is to get away from all of the people that you hated why would i want to go back to that i mean it would be like taking a massive [ __ ] and then shoving it right back up my butt the scene could not possibly get any worse i'm on a fart oh go ahead honey oh my god i have missed myself that sound design is magnifico mwah yeah thanks guys now i can hear the [ __ ] moving up and down her ass disgusting man so disgusting girl you need to get out that house how did you get your parents to let you have the house all weekend oh not even a problem brother you see i have an open dialogue with my diabeta they respect me as an adult and they trust my wise decisions when a little bit jamaican there with the accent at the end didn't you wise decision decision that's 100 me at every party i've ever been to you got a shane not stereotypical at all hey this is my personal help you're still obsessed with her she's totally gonna sit on my face later god please stop doing that i drink every day a lot of people are never gonna see dogs the same way after they put water in a bowl from now on but hey at least you don't find your dog's attractive i'm like oh this party is hashtag lame i've only been roofied and fingered like twice tonight i just drank shane what have you ever said you're gonna do something and then you started doing it and then immediately regretted it huh have you ever done it shane i don't know if you know the story of bull cosby one of america's most loved fathers and comedians um he's currently in jail there's a reason people don't usually talk about getting roofied anymore was that your grandma no offense but last time i saw her she pretended to trip and grab my cooch for balance my dad is always tripping ah that's so good shane dad's sexually assaulting a daughter you think shane dawson never looks back at this movie and thinks what if i just went to mexico and started a new life and call myself senor dorsen shane dawson should change his name to shame dawson good one anyway your boy joel comes through and tries to take a selfie with janie and misses and spills water all over her dress and then proceeds to clean it up by groping her i got it from here audience let's play a quick game of pictionary to see what joel just did that's right assault took me 38 minutes to come up with that joke you better subscribe i will drop kick you it was a bear that i kicked in here so have you started applying to schools yet not with the c i have in mr draper's class draper the rapper i thought he'd give you an a-plus with those titties draper the wasp raper the whopper oh my bad that is what you said like miss austitute the prostitute or even mr ascobee with the one-inch meat this movie is so low bro if you raise your eyebrows they just look normal anyway joel tells janie that he could help her with mr draper's class and somehow she agrees to this okay what the hell after saying she has and i quote nice titties janie has the iq and the memory of a [ __ ] goldfish at this point that's why they put janie in songs because she's so stupid like cheney's missing again cheney got run over by an 18-wheeler told her that she couldn't be a human speed bump and she said i could jamie is back in the cult she said she'd never go back then went back immediately now she's in a robe and giving all her money to a guy named make some marks on those textbooks i don't give a [ __ ] what the librarian says and i don't give a [ __ ] would you say either i hope you would just shut up oh oh take a massage it's gonna come back up i feel so much better now the producer from american pie produced this movie and he took his name out of every credit from this movie because he did not want to be associated with this american pie producer was like this is too far anyway joel is so happy that janie wants to study with him that he doesn't see the vomit on tori until she slaps it onto his face i wonder i want her to leave wanna rely on them that's disgusting [ __ ] casting ah i'm not drunk you are [Music] scott oh damn it can you imagine if that was the end of the movie how amazing that movie would be [Music] amazing can i get a ride you do realize that you're pathetic right you do realize that you're covered in vomit right i'm sorry are you telling me that tori the hori over here refused to go to the bathroom when she was at the potty because her friend joel was clearly at the bathroom she just went straight into her car and started driving home she didn't wash or use the sink or changed her shirt or done anything she's just driving around tori maybe you need a 16 leo shut heather's going to take me back oh fantastic so not only are you a stalker but you're a misogynist too why would heather take you back because i think she's made it perfectly clear that she wants nothing to do with you how does she know about it she didn't even know that scott was in the town until she ran him over what is this movie wow because obviously she must be in a weird mental place to dump you mr perfect with the amazing hair you think i have amazing hair oh my god you know you're attractive it's annoying so ah shane you dirty diddy i see you did you actually write down in a movie that your co-star has to say oh my god you know you're good looking anyway for whatever reason scott and her decide to have cx in the car the next day tori wakes up and tells a friend that it was just a one-night thing and that it doesn't mean anything to either of them of course she's wrong because scott dawson has feelings so you're not gonna see him again no it was a one-time thing i'm never talking to that douche again meanwhile it's thanksgiving dinner for both tori and scott dawson and his sister hey i'm sorry you guys got stuck over here why can't we just have an alcoholic ant like every other family today you can consider me an alcoholic father [Music] great job shane that's the funny joke that all my family can laugh at thank you thank god he's not making fun of mental illness though at least we don't have to sit with crazy aunt flo you know what else is ridiculous modern medicine i mean why do i need a doctor to tell me that i'm crazy and a danger to myself and others i already have the voices in my head telling me that there has never been a female joker but if there was it would be crazy arm flow i am voting for her right now have you heard that loft you know mental illness runs in our family right hey as long as baldness doesn't then i'm fine but what i'm most thankful for is joining this wonderful family oh marisa honey what are you most thankful for well other than this beautiful treasure of a man i don't even know where to begin right now he just fully stuck his finger into her mom's mouth and she licked it what is that why does this guy look like anthony padilla with a moustache in a jewish afro i'm not drunk enough to enjoy this plot you could just stick your fingers in places and people are like yeah it was normal oh hey my name's shane well okay well that's fine [Music] all my life i've wanted to see shane dawson sit on the toilet and take a [ __ ] that mission has been accomplished now i can die in peace oh she's pretty yeah how did you get in here [Laughter] there are only five good jokers put the screen in no order they are mark hamill heath ledger jack nicholson joaquin phoenix and aunt flo from not cool who wants to play dance central i do i want to kill myself hey tor can you get the door fun fact this jackass is now the audio for all the fire alarms in australia what the hell hey i needed to talk to you you weren't answering your phone yeah it's thanksgiving and my mom makes us put our phones and beepers in a basket before you sit down to the table who has a beeper gail i'm a doctor orthodontist how do you scream something and it's better than what you originally said i'm a doctor neurosurgeon i'm sorry he just needs a little hype every now and again he should be fine what's going on nothing hey i'm scott well uh come on in scott we're just about to play dance central yeah i do have some pretty sick moves you know in high school they used to call me a depressed dog oh no why because no one would put me down because i ain't got no [Laughter] this is the movie they were talking about this is the movie that they play on flights and people still walk out oh what's wrong angelina torry scared to lose no no no i just hate dancing you seem to hate a lot of things yeah i do i hate everything and everyone it's kind of my thing it's kind of my character that's how you guys wrote me why i'm gonna fire my agent i will play but if i win you have to leave but if i win you have to kiss me i want to play dammit mama tori what the hell is wrong with you so far all you've done in this movie was [ __ ] yourself suck your daughter's fiance's finger and try to kiss your other daughter's flame [Music] this is how i always pictured black people playing this game damn that's racist but the song is so dope congrats did you look at the scores scott over there got 60 000 and tori got over two hundred thousand how do you miss by that much they were doing the exact same dance scott you need to work on your moves bro you lost by a hundred and forty thousand points you did not want that kiss anyway joel works at scott's dad's vinyl store and he basically stalks janey and he gets real creepy with her photos wow baby you're good at that hits hey what you're looking at um the internet huh what am i looking at um quick make up a lie i'm looking at your daughter's boobs and saying inappropriate things about having sexual intercourse with her words cannot express how much i hate you right now joel and tori go out to the mall to try on dresses and from out of nowhere like a wild rare pokemon that's been exiled from youtube scott dawson comes into the picture hey crazy right uh-huh what are you doing later why because we're hanging out okay what is this some kind of bucket list yeah except you don't die i'm not shaving my head okay one thing at a time look at it i see it hello my name is indian troy barton i'm the captain and the cheerleader of my basketball team it's better late than never i guess yeah it's so true well it's hard to prepare for it hey what the [ __ ] man i was enjoying that scene i thought you stole the water malone and now you're talking about the r yo that is a serious thing that actually happens and it's [ __ ] [Music] you have a nice day man [Applause] i'm not gonna lie that was funny but it was hella offensive at the same time i'm gonna drink but that was pretty good so anyway shane and tori go on this bucket list adventure doing stupid things and in the process being offensively stereotypical to a latina woman stop being such a baby i can you please hurry that [ __ ] up my daughter is waiting as well as that homeless dude again that's a real gecko why you put this in the movie i don't know if that's offensive i just know that i didn't want to see it [Music] so let me get this straight shane dawson wrote in a character that's a homeless man who eats [ __ ] thanks god his family is dead drinks his own pee he lives in a cable car and he rubs his dick against the walls of the cable car whenever other people are there and laughs hysterically [Music] there are six great jokers put to full heath ledger mark hamill jack nicholson joaquin phoenix aunt flo obviously and now homeless man who eats [ __ ] you have to make him the new joker he exposed his balls how many jokes have done that anyway back at the old school tori and scott sat down at their gym reminiscing about how the pot brownie wasn't pot at all and it was a placebo effect it's not funny it's kind of no it's not it's [ __ ] up i've never done anything up to you are you serious hey i took that and that was my life that you were photographing i mean do you have any idea when that was taken that [ __ ] from murrysville took my virginity but you still went and you posted the picture like it's just no big [ __ ] deal we're hanging out together but i'm so sad and i hate everyone this is her character tori is the type of girl that makes you want to go to the library and rent how to dig your own grave in three easy steps type book he just took a picture of her and she's like screaming at him for some guy who cheated on her he didn't even know she even said he didn't know so why would you scream at him for some reason scott takes this very well and tries to console her by saying he does nothing on a friday thank you for dinner it was really [ __ ] i got three words die uh rea am i right slammed up they felt the need to add that [ __ ] into a movie that is already one hour and thirty minutes too long oh it's like hurting but tommy at this point yeah we used to come here every weekend my mom's a big fan so this is usually the family outing never heard you talk about your mom before it was cancer right no actually susie sagittarius it was cancer right actually she's a leo oh we buried her yesterday the ball bearish is the worst body he's ever seen in his life the mortician actually quit his job after seeing the president pardon my family and the country sent us an apology there was a little bit of story that would flesh out some of these characters just a little bit and shane was like no no we'll have none of that thank you let's get back to the sexual stuff you know the other night when you said it was just sex was that like just sex one time from the dead mom to sex that is a very impressively smooth segway there romeo anyway they proceed to have sexual relations again the next morning they wake up and scott is like let's go on a road trip tori of course doesn't agree because she has college and scott's like i don't like college let's not do college and tori's like you stupid idiot you have to what is wrong with you you're supposed to kick ass in school and meet new people and have all these great experiences you're not supposed to retreat back to whatever is easy for you come on you weren't that easy really dude come on you weren't that easy and i was hard you know you know i said my mother was there my father also he got run over by a whale i don't even know how come on we can go somewhere awesome you know like kentucky you know you're allowed to have sex with your dog there sorry i'm not i don't [ __ ] know what to say about that six years ago shane dawson was talking about sex with animals in no capacity has it ever been funny at all close your ears i love that movie man oh you [ __ ] that psychology thing when people hide the truth in plain sight it's so in front of you that you just can't see it because you're looking to the right or to the left damn i know this was a movie but to add that line in and to make it a piece of dialogue to put it out into the world definitely is saying something more than oh that's just a throwaway joke tori and scott proceed to fight after he says that she was easy and uh they go their separate ways for a while meanwhile joel and janie are back at some bar joe i like you could have fooled me as a friend yes oh perfect also what the hell is the point of this whole arc thing why is this even in the movie if it has no payoff i watched 40 minutes of joel stalk jane only for jane to be like i like you as a friend oh jane you could have said that a long time ago i guess i just wanted my first time to be with someone special oral sex well lucky for you we're friends now should we get bracelets i was thinking i'd get you laid oh jokey james james james james james i'm sorry i can't punch any of these characters in the movie but joel can hey aren't you supposed to be a sharif's crazy rager tonight yeah i know [ __ ] what you're telling me that you had sex with that butter everything did somebody say butter hi heather if you're listening to this i would like to invite you to personally punch three other characters in this movie please rsvp me at 16 leo.com punch not cool movie i didn't have sex with her you didn't oh scotty i missed you so much [Music] i'm not afraid to beat the [ __ ] out of you either megatron megatron people with a disability to walk all right it's just the most defensive movie to everyone who's watching this ever meanwhile tori's back at her house and her blind sister comes in to console her because even she can see that tori is in need of scott tori goes to the party looking for scott to apologize for overreacting from before i won't take no for an answer scott i found this in sharif's mom's closet thank you come again please i get it [Laughter] i get it it's hella offensive and i will drink to that but it is funny too yes please throw indian culture under the bus one more time i love it i just found the award for the most extra extra in movie history and i can guarantee that all you have to do is look carefully not a tory but the guy in the background because he is killing it in the scene [Music] uh i don't know what his direction was i don't know what shane or whoever the hell gave him his direction ah why would you do that on camera why did i do that on camera this is the kind of trash that you would put out on a monday and even the garbage people would be like i'm not touching that please it wasn't what it looked like okay no i came here to apologize that's not what it looked like heather basically watched me oh my god she weighs 90 pounds that might be one of the most defensive things i have heard in the movie men get to and stupid [ __ ] like someone saying she weighed 90 pounds you could throw it off doesn't do it justice there's mental fortitude there's battles that go on beyond physical in a lot of these cases i can tell you from personal experience and that's a story for another time but i could resonate with them more than i needed to it's just [ __ ] like this that sort of cheapens it for everyone else scott does not know what to do so he runs to her sister you're only worrying about yourself you're not aware of your surroundings let alone your only sister i'll see you at home scott wait what are you doing i'm hugging you why scott and janey reconcile his brother and sister and he realizes what he needs to do his perfect hair throughout the movie is something that he needs to cut off i guess to scott getting a haircut is the equivalent of graduating and that really proves why he's as stupid as he is scott what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm a complete [ __ ] i'm selfish i'm self-absorbed and i suck sucks you're just stating the obvious no that's tori actually in three years you're gonna come out with a movie called not happy and it's gonna be you and tori just getting a divorce i'm sorry if i ever made you feel like i was better than you can we retake that scene and i'm sorry if i ever made you feel like i was better than you cut oh my god thank you and the oscar goes to me they make up and kiss and then she says this [ __ ] your hair looks like [ __ ] [Music] i don't care i do i [ __ ] hate this woman so much even after doing everything he could the one thing that he likes in this movie more than anything is his trademark justin bieber 2010 hairstyle he shaves it to show that he's egotistical somehow and that he's an [ __ ] and he makes up with tori only for her to be like it looks like [ __ ] and he's like i don't care and even when he says i don't care instead of her just smiling she's like i do you look like trash i will never kiss you again she proceeds to shave his hair really short and then when he asks how it looks she still doesn't like it i will if i had an 18 wheeler in this movie i would fill it up with dynamite drive it straight to tory's house and stunt dive like gta san andreas before it hits the house just so that she would blow up and never exist again as a character can you pick something you like about this man other than the fact that when he says cut he's shane dawson not scott dawson and then the movie ends with janie prostituting one of her friends to joel of course the friend is played by shane dawson and they say this disgusting thing is there any [Music] i don't really know what to say about that scene me crazy but i think that as soon as we comment on the present we kind of lose it forever and if you're living with one foot in the past well you're missing a [ __ ] foot [Music] all right tori i can make up sayings too how about 16 leo slash tesla's new saying if you put your balls down on tesla's heated chairs i guess you have two warm balls buddy fortunately that is the end of the movie [Music] 16 shots i just want to quickly read some of the people this movie is offended homeless people because they don't eat poo and drink pee pee party victims people who got roofied dads around the world because there was a little joke about the dad touching his daughter alcoholic dad mental illnesses crazy on flo she's not crazy she's just on flo you all made her that way blind people because they can't see are victims pulling people on mobility scooters megatron indian culture in general this whole movie not too great on it but men being raked and just film making in general i think that martin scorsese would roll over in the grave that he's not in if he saw this oh my god we finally got through this movie i didn't think it was gonna be this hard or this long shut up this was a crazy experience and i'm glad that i got to watch it with you guys i just want to say thank you so much for sticking it out to the end that is the video my big fat babies also if you did order a shirt please do message my instagram at 16 leon underscore it would be very nice i really wouldn't know how to say thank you enough for the support that you guys are giving me just by watching and thank you for being so patient i just wanted to make this first drop special for us and i really hope that you like it so that we can get the hoodies next month anyway i'm going to pass out now because i think i'm a bit too crunk from me and fluffs stay safe have fun stay crunk i'll see you back here when the next shane dawson video comes out not too long from now this is 16 leo telling you not to have sensual relations with animals [Music] [Music]
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Channel: sixteenleo
Views: 264,236
Rating: 4.9649544 out of 5
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Length: 36min 35sec (2195 seconds)
Published: Tue Dec 15 2020
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