Sekiro Is Still A Masterpiece

i don't think i'll be able to beat the first fight i think i'm gonna have to take that scripted loss i haven't played this since the release is the recent closure and the gift sub elderfire i'm not speed running though it's going to be 100 bosses all boss playthrough just like the other souls games but i did when this came out and the roots were being discovered i did try and speedrun this a few times it was just really hard some of the skips were nuts shura ishin is harder are you serious isian is a four-phase boss battle it's not even close with shura it's just the what is it lady butterfly or not lady butterfly the nurse lady and then him two phases so much easier emma thank you all right just need to get warmed up here with timing and it should be good this is the speedrun i think right [ __ ] i missed i'll try and beat him i don't think i will though we'll see oh dodged the wrong way god damn it oh oh i thought it was the big one damn i [ __ ] up i was just gonna go off his head again i thought it was safer since i can't parry that yet all right let's [ __ ] go time for the ogre i still remember trying the ogre skip for like two hours when this game came out and i was trying to speed run but that was on ps4 where it was supposed to be really hard to pull off i imagine that i might be able to do it on ps or on pc it was the frame rate a hundred percent that's the only reason i couldn't pull off that skip human eye can only see 30 fps is that a fact wild but gamers can see 60. gamers are above humans we're the next evolution of the species jesus christ as you resub feet sarah i totally forgot about that [ __ ] mortar crew well jesus christ come on what side is it that i can get the okay it must have been the other side [Applause] oh boy [Music] what the [ __ ] i didn't mean to dodge backwards health is an important watch posture posture yep you never you will literally never look at the boss's health it's only posture how is that not fine at no point will i ever kill anything off of its health without posture being broken nope oh i didn't want to dodge right god damn it i do still remember the skip here let's see if i can get it first try [ __ ] okay there that goes what the [ __ ] wow this guy blasted me this time exit prime sum up in tier 1 rizzo oh boy come on you son of a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] there we go oh all right very good we're cruising now dark souls 2 is definitely one of the weakest but it's still fun refunded this game after an hour i just kept dying oh man you just gave away your [ __ ] gamer card when a gamer dies that's when he becomes stronger like a saiyan god damn it i don't have any ninja tools i haven't gone back for any oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me can you i actually don't remember can you even parry his [ __ ] i mean it's a [ __ ] bowl i can't imagine you can wow i'm getting blasted by this guy you can let's try well it didn't work that didn't work twice things recent spectre what the [ __ ] i'm getting blasted by the ball [Music] [ __ ] rough god damn it too early oh boy i'm getting comboed what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] all right very good very good combo oh boy oh my [ __ ] god well that bell guy is nutty he popped off yeah [ __ ] it oh oh very good oh my god oh what is the [ __ ] up that's the first time i've died twice to the same guy oh my god that guy just [ __ ] got me with that shuriken okay here oh god jesus christ come on i thought oh my god well i'm just going to immediately rest i don't think there's any point in continuing that one there that was embarrassing he got me with a big slap okay poor guy yeah there we go looking good pretty clean okay i'm stuck close what the [ __ ] okay i'm getting blasted what okay well he popped off i see i thought that was something i could oh my what the [ __ ] why am i having such a hard time pairing that ugh i can't move my god what the [ __ ] [Music] i really thought that would hit first i need to jump that i just i just can't dodge it i have to jump that attack easy thank you so becky well this guy is absolutely blasting me that's a real dumb boss fight no room to attack i guess all right this is guineachido i remember the speedrun strat bringing him to the door using the sugar and just attacking the door and it hits him on everything being very hard oh let's [ __ ] get it [ __ ] [Music] yes oh [ __ ] my posture i wasn't paying attention i dodged into the wall unlucky oh my god [Music] let's go let's [ __ ] get it i didn't i didn't makiri counter it oh my god what a shame okay i'm getting a little too uh rambunctious here okay [Music] what is going on i keep dodging instead of getting the counter [Music] why does this keep happening why do good girls like bad guys what yeah i saw that coming i panicked he did it again i keep missing the [ __ ] counter dad i was so free why do i keep what am i doing wrong why every time when i try the counter do i end up dashing instead of just doing the counter i take my finger off of the [ __ ] sticks that way i don't dash i hit b and i still [ __ ] dash very good rng is this game on a cd or no no man it's not the 90s anymore this is just on steam i mean you could also get the disc i suppose uh what did i do wrong there about redirecting the lightning oh boy whatever oh could not get the lightning deflection to work for me so i jump up lb and rb to throw it back right [Music] how in the [ __ ] do i get up to him no i do the 10 gift subs dk [Music] very good there goes all my health [Music] there we go thank you the five gift subs green ceph thank you for the generosity well that's a lot of monk kills there i don't think they give much xp so it probably wasn't even really worth anything but we did it oh my god that guy hit so [ __ ] hard oh my god maybe the 10 gifts of xango really appreciate it man well that guy's harder than like every boss so far wow that guy's [ __ ] crazy well i definitely don't feel like fighting every monk again so i'll just skip that there's like 10 more i can't think of how did that guy see me that guy's got the best eyesight in all of gaming holy [ __ ] oh my god oh my god this guy's going nuts oh my god oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me with that god damn it i couldn't stop in time what is going on i can't [ __ ] counter that oh my god he's blasting me finally missed every counter except for those last two there's a prime steve oh i remember this part very well i remember this oh my god what the [ __ ] okay the archers are comboing me you might dance [Music] oh that's what i needed right there oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me wow what teamwork very in sync boys very impressive okay this is [ __ ] tough two spears there we go had to work for it but we got there baby too easy i'm coming in hot oh oh what the [ __ ] [Music] i really don't uh i have to i think holy [ __ ] they're working so well together i think this guy's on to something what come on come on he looks so scared jesus christ come on okay very sad thanks to the gifts to begin scribble oh not like this what what the [ __ ] is going on i really committed for it and it paid off all right lady butterfly let's go let's [ __ ] her up are strong in this fight to make her fall out of the air ah i meant to jump [ __ ] rough hold on hold on hold on what oh i couldn't see i thought i'd dodge that [ __ ] oh my god my timing's so off i'm tilted so [Music] i can't believe i got hit by the kick twice lady butterflies going wild no oh i couldn't [ __ ] jump in time god damn it i'm having such a hard time jumping that [Music] i just cannot get that thanks theresa jackie chan wow i don't remember struggling on lady butterfly at all at any point but now i just can't do it come on [ __ ] there we go oh come on this sends me to the monkey realm doesn't it good don't remember how to find the invisible monkey that'll teach you i remember when i was speed running this game this was always like the run killer for me i could never get the rotation right for the monkeys that was nice i didn't even see that guy is it possible to die on this boss yeah you just have to really [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] what what just happened did he did he die from that there we go here's the prime kenneth very good very good that's how we do it oh i remember this was a good farming location for uh skill points because there's an idol right here and this guy gives 280. they're not 280 i think it's oh 290. oh baby eggs are you said big boy what the [ __ ] rough oh [ __ ] i forgot about the poison nope oh [ __ ] oh oh my god he's popping off right now i thought he was gonna [ __ ] oh i was right he did [ __ ] i keep dodging left instead of right i don't think i get this first try but we'll see i dodge left again god damn it no you son of a [ __ ] must have had bad timing on the period i can't move there we go oh close all right i don't have spear but apparently that's really good for this face i guess we'll see i don't have it but we'll see how it goes without yeah yeah okay i didn't remember that come on oh what the [ __ ] all right phase two is significantly easier all right not bad i forgot all about this guy [Applause] god damn it confetti or umbrella i think i have some confetti son of a [ __ ] i don't have an umbrella but i do have confetti i'm pretty sure i'll just do it on the next attempt here [ __ ] it thank you tier one anthony yeah i forgot all about this guy and thanks to recep apollo zito well that didn't do much wait what the [ __ ] does divine confetti do then i thought that gave me like immunity well okay oh holy [ __ ] jesus christ maybe i really do need the umbrella for this because i don't really want to use another confetti but whatever jesus christ two confettis what a waste is this the way to um [ __ ] what's his name it's one of the snake guys i forgot his name yes yes it is i remember there's a way of getting here over that way which is like a shortcut speed runners use or at least used to here i come there's two this time right [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i didn't see the last one there what oh i was running into a rock rough [ __ ] rough it's okay oh i didn't get my sword up in time oh boy oh boy okay we're in a rough spot we're in a rough spot god damn it i got blasted back and i couldn't finish him oh come on baby please let's [ __ ] go i didn't get my sword up in time no i was so free nice there you said apache wolf in the bits aubry yeah it's fine almost first tried oh okay unlucky unlucky it's okay no god damn it i'm committing way too hard for this now god damn pretty clean okay very unlucky no oh i couldn't get out in time why i need them to separate there oh god why okay i'm gonna target the other guy never mind no [ __ ] way oh i thought that would god i thought that would be enough i just need one more mortal draw on that guy leave me alone [ __ ] please separate you son of a [ __ ] wait just a minute no wonder boy going for it there we go squeaked it out three tries or that was my fourth try i'll take it that was big we buckled down not bad not bad now let's get some more oshina arts i can get the double what's better getting the double right now or just grabbing the last passive let's go double now okay this area sucks so much ass i don't really remember it that well i remember there's the monk at the end of it and there's like a really cool speedrun strat where you like jump off the like to get a cheese on it jump off the tombstone and you can get like a backstab on it it's pretty cool try it no i definitely can't i haven't tried the speed run for this in [ __ ] i don't know over a year and a half no longer than that two years at least whoa i forgot about the terror son of a [ __ ] thanks visa prince yeah i see i can't do much to these guys without confetti i just want to kill the monkey oh my god just let me kill the monkey holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] stop being such an [ __ ] oh no [ __ ] way i committed too hard oh boy oh boy oh god i can't oh boy oh boy holy [ __ ] oh god [Music] oh i didn't get it up in time [ __ ] [Music] close call [ __ ] that was tough jesus we're cruising easiest in the series in my opinion yeah i feel the same way [Music] uh oh you gotta be kidding me i don't feel like using confetti [Music] i don't know what i was thinking with that damn it [Music] no too early oh my god i keep missing the meekery counter broke my posture thanks theresa blow mac i'm not using any items i'll be fine yes i know about snapseeds like i said there's a really cool speedrun strat where you use the snapseed to get them in a specific spot and jump off the gravestone in the back and you can just kill them instantly [Music] i practiced it a little bit back when the run was fresh [Music] nope what the [ __ ] is going on he's blasting me oh my i'm way too young to know this game you're literally less than two years old i'll just say you're probably too young to be here in this case man i think you've come to the wrong spot hmm europe oh [Music] unlucky [ __ ] posture broke at the worst part unlucky forgot about that oh [Music] god damn it so much poison i'm playing it real slow just to be safe [Music] you got very confused on that come on oh i didn't know what that did first try [Music] easy i really think owl fathers over hyped jesus christ very good very good this quick okay this guy just summons a [ __ ] ton of dogs it seems okay that guy [ __ ] me up oh boy the dog combo god this guy's going wild on me that [ __ ] stun duration is nuts there we go christ that guy was wild those kicks are [ __ ] crazy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay get out get out oh boy oh god jesus this uh this is an unwinnable encounter i've got myself in here oh [ __ ] up oh my god i don't think there's a whole ton i can do here to squeak out of this one maybe i can try and lose aggro what oh my god this guy's [ __ ] me up that kick is crazy thanks to the resub abby if i can just pull him alone that's fine too oh what the [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] okay thanks there's some gray jacket and cobbly really went for it what the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god very good why am i not getting any [ __ ] death blows what huh i don't understand the [ __ ] red circle was still up when i attacked okay hold on there's hope only the archer got aggroed i might be okay oh [ __ ] close call [ __ ] me i had to sweat for that oh all right we got it though all right let's [ __ ] go there's quite a few people that say this is the hardest boss in the game why can't i talk to him holy [ __ ] jesus christ is this a shadow fight no exit tier one undead abba i appreciate it pizza thank you man that was big he popped off so why couldn't i talk to him is that a glitch or are you just supposed to go in there swinging whoa what the [ __ ] just happened there [Music] holy [ __ ] sometimes i just can't move [Music] that oh my god i didn't think that would hit me wow jesus that hitbox is nutty holy [ __ ] i cannot do much posture damage to this guy exit prime distorted even though i'm getting timing down pretty good i can't move oh my god getting hit one time against this guy like keeps you down for the rest of the fight okay perfect blocks or parries rather still not much posture oh my god [Music] okay there's [Music] one okay what the [ __ ] what in the [ __ ] just happened i didn't realize i was out of gourds thanks to the bits punk in the gift sub cantaloupe well yeah this guy's nuts i just don't do any posture damage to him at all stuck very good very good all that momentum right down the [ __ ] i couldn't get around the pole all right phase two let's go okay very good nice and quick jesus christ ah oh what makes a good sub pierre what i still don't know what to do about the giant firebird when he throws it what okay i don't understand how mine was not first that's sweet though pierre increase your attack power oh yeah that's a good idea that's a good idea can't believe it oh what what do you mean how do you what is happening how do you dodge the fire owl i tried running forward underneath it and it still hit makes me some chassis and dk or dj and wayne jump over it i tried that last time though okay before i lose all my [ __ ] skill points i might as well just spin these or actually no you can't go below right so it just puts me back at six you can't actually fall under it can you no i'll get it like this it's not like damage is the problem man i just get too shot didn't make it behind oh boy well that was a really smooth run right there for dps until right then [Music] okay i'll take that [Music] finally [ __ ] jesus christ thanks the [ __ ] fat kid should have done that five attempts ago all right let's [ __ ] get it oh we'll see about that fat kids in a tree actually tier one no scar no sakura jesus christ all right it wasn't too bad orphan of coast took me more attempts that was i think like right around 15. stopped counting no i'm not gonna choose the demon i'm going to do it the old-fashioned way thanks to the prime breakfast i don't have umbrella though so we'll see how this goes oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me i do not know how to dodge that that [ __ ] hits every time i feel like i might need the umbrella just for that no [ __ ] i [ __ ] knew it i knew he's gonna have some aoe [ __ ] okay that's new nope it's not looking good i really might just want to get the umbrella so that way i can do this easier i'm shocked that's still hit can't parry that [ __ ] i tried earlier no i committed too hard i thought i'd finish him there thank you some cauliflower oh i don't do any damage there i'm coming okay wasting a lot of good gourds here third phase let's go oh i got stuck no way why [ __ ] why i got [ __ ] stuck okay that was a huge combo from him this time great start that's what i'm looking for this is why i do my best work wow his combo game and that one was nutty here i come i committed very hard for that okay he was one shot away i thought i could get away with it it's fine here i come that attack is [ __ ] oh my god it is undodgeable i don't know how to where are you supposed to go i'm on my way i don't know how to dodge that but there it goes i don't that fireball if he uses it is a guaranteed kill on me i've tried dodging every direction and i can't get away i've tried jumping away and i still get hit i don't know that one's [ __ ] he is hitting me every time now with this stomp in a full sprint i think i'm [ __ ] here i'm a little tilted no you son of a [ __ ] he's gonna do it he's gonna do the fire slam he knows is my weakness luckily i got right up in his ass for it no oh my god i was one hit away from oh i thought i could get it those two hits it turns out i'm debating if i use any items i'm using an item um oh actually i have a restore real quick let me make sure i didn't see this wrong i have a restore don't i like i i will revive if i go down again i'm getting no's and yes's no it's not full i i'm a little afraid to go back and check i can't decide if i use my [ __ ] do i just use the juzo because i'm afraid if i use it and i don't beat it here it's a big [ __ ] waste most people are saying no i can't decide you sure chainsaw man i'm gonna trust you chainsaw man and you better not lead me astray oh my god i got lucky some in you were completely [ __ ] wrong didn't need the jizo but i would have rather had it than not no umbrella no prosthetic i used rice and i didn't need the jizo okay we [ __ ] got him holy [ __ ] that was tough though not gonna lie total how many attempts twelve deaths not bad all right next up ishin sword saint what's the uh idol for it all right let's see how ishin sword saint treats me this time around this [ __ ] took me three hours the first time i got to him thanks to the gift sub zoo and i got him in a bitch-ass way i played like dog [ __ ] against him i cheesed him no i didn't umbrella cheese i literally just waited for one attack and hit him once and just repeated that for like a 40 minute fight i will definitely not beat him first try i can assure you of that it's a four phase boss battle no chance oh my god too early it's all right okay pretty clean oh [ __ ] i forgot that that actually did damage i tried to jump it not bad though first try on the third phase that's not bad that is not bad at all holy [ __ ] he's popping off i thought oh my god i thought i could interrupt oh almost i actually had a really good rhythm for that i thought two hits would interrupt [ __ ] that was pretty good though if i ichimanji double that does it interrupt or do i just need to run away regardless oh oh that was good okay okay very clean very clean just don't get hit by this [Music] way i can't believe how unlucky that is i can't see oh my god that was such a clean run oh oh such a clean run up until that what i can't believe how unlucky this has become oh my god i thought he was still in range exercise baked potato in the gift of steve swift i hate that i hate that what a combo i couldn't move holy [ __ ] that was big he felt it there he's four i think he's resub j fro oh my god that couldn't have gone worse why didn't i throw the lightning back nope how did i jump to the side instead of jumping on them how my tight little [ __ ] ass can't okay oh this one's dead pretty clean though [Music] oh my god he's really going in he tanked right through it big man what a big man god damn it there we go [ __ ] finally i got really lucky with the rng he just kept spamming it how many tries god damn 13. that's not bad 14th try 13 deaths that's not bad yeah orphan of coasts much harder so across every single souls game after doing every boss now orphan of coast took me the most tries with 27. second place was nameless king at 17 and then there's like a couple like dancer demon of hatred in this that took me between 10 and 20 or 10 and 15. there we go [Music] no what the [ __ ] have fun being human loser not bad that completes our souls born marathon we've done every boss in every soulsborne game

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Published: Sun Feb 20 2022