Sebastian Maniscalco - DOORBELL ('What's Wrong With People?')

I was sitting in my house a couple weeks ago just relax and my doorbell rang this is weird it's a different feeling when your doorbell rings today opposed to 20 years ago right 20 years ago your doorbell rang that was a happy moment in your house it's called Company B sitting there on a Thursday night watching TV your doorbell rang the whole family shot off the couch somebody said the whole family went to the door the kids were in socks they slid up to the door [Music] nobody looked to see who it was you just opened up the door you're like oh my god look at this and you're asking what the hell are you doing here and the person be like I was in the neighborhood I thought I might stop by see how the kids are doing we're gonna have some cake your mother had a little anthem ins we som Sara Lee crumble cake just in case company came over she made an announcement when she bought it she's like listen nobody touch this cake this is for company only those crap muffins those are for you baby you better hope to god somebody comes over so we could cut the cake she put her cake in the middle of the table proud of it and she put it right in the middle got yourself a slice my cup of coffee I'm gonna do coke want some Sanka there that's old-school a lot of the young kids are looking at me like what is that an iPhone app what the hell is second your mother had a tin brown and orange tennis anchor ready to go just in case the company she put a big pot on the table go ahead nobody had a cell phone back then if your cell if your if your house phone did ring your father stood up said nobody get that far we got company and you lost track at the time two hours went by you were like we got to get out of here that's okay next time we're gonna come by you but yeah my doors always open now your doorbell rings [Applause] alright your own mother's crawling across the kitchen floor sit down the re-crawl re-crawl get in the closet go get the sword in the living room somebody get the sword underneath the couch in the living room there's a sword all right you have to turn and ask your family you invite anybody over you invite anybody over there's always that person upstairs that then here to bellman they come walking down what the hell is going on get the hell down somebody's outside the door I think they saw movement oh god I gotta open it I got no cake I got no shake I'm not pretty speaker you can't stop by anybody's house anymore if you do you have to call from the driveway you're like I'm here can I approach you it's me and three other people we're gonna walk up through this side section mother with a sword

Channel: Sebastian Maniscalco

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Id: 5CznoAW2k1I

Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 11 2020