Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

I want the Chipotle couple weeks ago love Chipotle they make a really nice burrito over there it's so terrific that the employees can't stop eating it the employees are never working they're always in the dining room eatin never walk in there you look better workers the only guy behind there is the guy cut and chicken just looking a right he's not trained on burrito building and I'm watching the people order I mean there's a sneeze class there right but people always hook the arm over the glass I'll have corn I'll have more corn just sick God it's not soundproof it goes right over the glass get your car out of the south and nobody talks to the Chipotle people there's no conversation that happens they listen to the same eight hours at their right to stake things geez I've never seen anything like this it's like you're not even it's like a robot chicken back person lattice and the employees [Music] oh thank God for a bit if you asked for guacamole oh my god the whole store goes into a panic attack they don't even know how to tell you it's extra money right put some Glock on that [Applause] it's a dollar eighty extra is Anna okay okay most stressful job at Chipotle has to be wrapping these damn things right by the time the rapper gets it his employees have populated the burrito with so much ingredients the guy can't even find the Tortola start sweating he's like how am I gonna wrap this damn thing right it's a workout he's got to get down gotta use some quads little core started talking and fold and fall it took me 23 minutes to get a burrito out of this place I felt at the end of this chipotle owed me something so I asked for a water I filled it up with coca-cola police they could do 23 minutes in life I go to the coca-cola machine and I stare at them while I fill it coca-cola in the see-through glass what are you gonna do what are you gonna do about [Applause]

Channel: Sebastian Maniscalco

Views: 7,204,582

Keywords: Sebastian Maniscalco, Aren't You Embarrassed, Chipotle (Food), Chipotle Mexican Grill (Business Operation), Burrito (Dish), Comedy (Film Genre), Stand-up Comedy (TV Genre), Funny, Hilarious, Laugh, Guacamole (Dish)

Id: KijAPJXjg8c

Length: 3min 44sec (224 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 26 2015