Sebastian Maniscalco: Hypochondriac (What's Wrong With People?)

and the older i get the worse i get right i'm a huge hypochondriac i constantly think i'm passing away i constantly think i'm dying i woke up one morning my hands were dry i'm like what oh come on what am i disintegrating what's happening now with this use of technology anything medically created i don't go to the doctor you know what i do i go right to google you will admit stuff to google that you won't tell us so if google ever comes out with a printout of what you've been asking it you're gonna have to leave california i type in i got dry hands what does that mean now a bunch of stuff comes back with google well now google i stay on page one i never go to page two i'm always on page one i don't even know what's on page two a horse is involved all the time i don't know what it is i'm always on page one first three topics right i'm gonna try and self-diagnose what i have based on other people's stories and anecdotes this is the worst thing you could do to yourself okay the first story i read the guy's like i had dry hands three months ago now i got no fingers so that's it i think i'm dying i don't eat i don't sleep three and a half weeks i lost 15 pounds my friends were coming up to me going sebastian she you look fantastic what the hell have you been doing and in my head i'm like i think i'm dying so i went to the hospital right i go to the hospital i go to the doctor i walk in i go take a look look at this he goes hold on let me go take a look at something i go where are you going google i was just there he says i'm gonna lose my fingers what do you know he's like i'm gonna write you a prescription to get some lotion now this is always a problem going to your local pharmacy to get medication i don't know why you give your slip to the pharmacist he always looks at it he's like oh it's going to be about another 25 minutes if you want to walk around walgreens another 25 minutes and i'm like it's right there it's right on the show but you never questioned the pharmacist you're always like oh okay i didn't take the walk i stood my ground i go you got it right he's like yeah we got it i go why do i walk around it's like there's people ahead of you i don't know they're not i'm staring right at you where are they he's like they're walking around walgreens what nobody could tell me why i'm taking this walk for years i swear to god i thought people were making medication in the back room i thought there was some guy filling up little caplets going tell them walk around i can't get the damn things on they're too small i need another 25 minutes i got 30 camplits so i took the walk i came back there's a person in front of me and there's a line i didn't see this the first time there's a line on the floor with two footprints and it says on the floor for the privacy of the person in front of you please stand behind the line now the person is right here i'm right here behind the line you're telling me this much i can't hear nothing right here right here no idea what's happening right here he's got gonna reassure you like that [Music]

Channel: Sebastian Maniscalco

Views: 620,220

Keywords: Sebastian Maniscalco, What's Wrong With People?, Netflix Comedy, Comedy Special, Sebastian Comedy, Well Done With Sebastian, Italian Comedy, Comedians, Watch more Sebastian Comedy, Sebastian Comedy Special, Sebastian Comedy Clips

Id: 3OIqVOe4u8k

Length: 4min 16sec (256 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 21 2022