Search bar roulette: pastor becomes stripper

a lot of mercy i'm about to bust what's up everybody i need your help i'm trapped inside a 90s r b music video and the only way to let me out is to press the like press the like this hurts my eyes hello everyone and welcome to another video that you can eat too i wanted to do something where i take advantage of the sheer amount of content on this website i feel like youtube is a is kind of like google in that you could type anything in and you get a result for example how to turn down the sun when you're making a youtube video like i was saying the search bar on youtube is almost like a game you could put anything in there a noun adjective and then a noun and i bet you find something for example if i put in man eats man can we get something youtube show me a man eating a man that looks like somebody's dentures on the top of his head that is horrifying i don't know how much deeper i want to go on this video i didn't even think we'd really get anything that good and first up is already a 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lot and we got hits for some ridiculous stuff you know doctor dances surgery dr mock's patient then we started kind of getting a little religious you know a priest spends money preacher flexes money priest leaves closet and then i think the one that takes the cake out of all of it pastor becomes stripper look at you hoping it's your youth pastor you were never reading the bible you just horned up pretending to be an angel you knew exactly where you were going hell this one's fresh look at this as of today when i'm recording this it's a hundred and fifty six thousand views these days on youtube that is that is that is unseen that's my youth pastor hold up letting me know he started only fans that's crazy i've gone from being a pastor in my local church saying that they're whispering doubts in our minds to becoming a successful adult model listen man listen i was raised in a very conservative religious environment this messaging was when you become a wife and a mother you've reached the pinnacle of womanhood look all i'm saying is you're gonna push anything out of your you should get paid to do it you know what i mean it shouldn't be free you know push a whole organism out of there you should definitely get paid for that that's why no one wants babies anymore because they're annoying and you got to pay for them they're a liability to you you could put objects far less difficult in your body and make way more money you know what i mean when i was a pastor i still was ascribing to the belief that i am responsible for how men view me i would spend so much time over my outfit like don't wear too tight of jeans she got tired of dressing like she was gonna ride horses for the rest of her life and she just she just went the other way with it got tired of wearing closed toed shoes with 700 thread cotton woven socks target employee pants and fur sweaters in the summer she went the other way she was like i need a job where i can be naked because this right here this is not it look at this i don't blame her those jeans i know those jeans are uncomfortable like if i was in the movie saw they wouldn't have to cut my eyelids open or any of that it'd just be me and a pair of 511s on the other side they'd be like you want to play a game put those on i'd be like no no please no and then you know asked me to dance or something some 511's in 90 degrees that's my nightmare even though this church was the most open-minded and progressive church i'd ever been part of what is up with the cameraman on these shows like these shows that go you know straight to youtube they're always just on the feet let's get a quick zoom hold on getting close up on our big toe so we got a different camera man he's exactly what she's talking about he's got a camera zooming in on her feet and he's got isaiah 3 16 in his bio there was this pressure to fit within the mold and as a queer woman in a very straight male dominant church i was afraid that i was too much and i would get in trouble and eventually got to the point where i couldn't hide it and i decided to come out publicly so listen when we searched pastor become stripper i didn't think that meant deceivingly complex video related to several modern social issues that's not what i was expecting i i thought it was just gonna be you know like yeah i used to be a pastor and uh that doesn't make money and i realized you know i was kind of popping at church if i was still a pastor what i do now would be unacceptable it says who though maybe the church but you're paving the way right now i bet there's a whole array of pastors who know they're kind of bad and if it came down to it every time i see kenneth copeland driving away to his private plane they look at that and go bro you you don't even know i could juice this peach back here and i'll just be good standing on stage in the spotlight thousands of eyes on you was like a dream come true for me oh there's a rowdy bunch in here i love it there we go i mean that has to be a struggle being a pastor and knowing you're bad because you know you're you're up there you're trying to talk the word of god but you know the the audience they're just trying to keep it together just trying to focus on what you're saying got people kneeling a little too long during the service it's like all right man you can sit back down listen they're like no i found god in you and the more i did it the more i wanted of that when i started my only fans i remember being really nervous about how my stop stop get your hands off the keys stop right now stop it focus man focus she's not preaching there focus okay before i posted i wrote a social media post on all my social media accounts saying i've decided to do this thing and here's why i'm preparing you so when you start seeing more sexy photos this is why unfriend or unfollow me now if this is not something you want in your life you know at least one couple got an argument after she posted that buddy arguing with his wife well i don't i don't see the reason why we can't be supportive we don't have to unfriend her we can just uh unsubscribe to her posts still remain friends that way we're just a little bit in between i think that would make us a little bit unaccepting if we were just to uh cut her out i've gone from being a pastor in my local church to becoming a successful adult model now i make between 30 000 to 100 000 a month oh wow [Music] lord of mercy i'm about to bust what every pastor watching this video be like you said how much now to 100 [ __ ] this damn bug starting today i'm pulling my penis out you know the biggest loser in all this is judas see over here making a hundred thousand dollars a month and he sold out jesus for lunch money sucker man oh she's drinking wine now she's drinking wine now she makes enough money to buy bottles from the vatican direct she's like yeah started my only fans and uh now you know i have the actual blood of jesus sent to my home yeah regularly i grew up in a really religious family it was conservative and now i'm on only fans and uh i make a hundred thousand dollars a month to take pictures of my penis i know that that there's this sensational story about nicole as pastor turned stripper but when you meet her and you start talking to her you just see this amazing person that's underneath all of that hey hey listen man no one on this side of the internet is saying you can't be an amazing person and a dancer or a sex worker or whatever i mean that's being a good person has nothing to do with what job you do i mean look at all the people with noble jobs in our society they're all pieces of slush if you could go back in time and make different decisions would you do that tell the truth tell the truth is this even really a question i mean come on stand up in front of thousands of people a set of crinkly ass levi's hot as hell in a turtleneck for free we're making those big bags if i could do something differently i would have done this years ago that's right that's right that's right what was what was only fans created man let's look that up 2016 man that was years of revenue that she lost out on years good for her man so much has changed and yet like deep in me you know the voice is like this is just the beginning like there's so much more coming my way oh yeah yeah there's a whole lot more coming your way uh it's called money oh and this was a this is a bit of a ride you know we started with the sun up and now it's down i just i just wanted to give this one a shot you know i thought it'd be funny to just kind of take a few terms throw them in the box see what we get back if you like this video let me know uh and if not that's okay and if you're neutral on it that's alright too either way i'll see you next week with something else alright [Music] a few ask bye if i give a [ __ ]

Channel: Noel Miller

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Id: 3EL-bBJ727Q

Length: 12min 56sec (776 seconds)

Published: Wed May 19 2021