Schlatt Becomes the DRIFT KING

yo what's going on boys my name is schlatt and welcome back to another vod this time we're playing mario kart wii this was the first stream on my alt twitch.tv so you can go there if you want to find uh more laid-back type type streams this one was mario kart with sneak snag conner eats pants and bilson without any further ado enjoy how we doing what is this am i doing streaming on twitch.tv slash chalet that's unheard of it's actually never happened before that's why i'm saying it's unheard of because ain't no one ever heard a [ __ ] jlat stream on chalet what is this what is this account even so let me uh let me uh give you guys a little recap on what's going on today is a alt stream i figured because there's no huge one today we'll do uh we'll do a little alt stream uh bump up the numbers a little bit and then uh what we'll do is we'll do the we'll do the main streams bi-weekly now i kind of realized that hey if i want to put on a show to the extent of what i want to do uh every time i go live on the main channel then it will have to be every other week unfortunately so uh two fridays a month and i got a good one for you next week that is uh in the works and next the week after that i mean don't even get me started on that so in the in the absence of that stream today uh we're just hanging out we're hanging out we're playing some mario kart i got some cool people in the call uh and i'm not gonna lie i will i will [ __ ] roll them roll [Music] it will not even be not even be fair actually it won't be fair it won't be fair and so i guess we just hop in we're in a call with them right now i'm just muted because i'm streaming you know actually i think everyone might be streaming i don't know what's going on [Music] ah but it feels good to be live in a place where i don't have to i don't know how else to say it but it feels it feels good to be here in a stress-free relatively speaking uh a stress-free environment um where i don't exactly have to worry like oh no i 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winner's perspective it will not be anything different but first place victories every single [ __ ] race that's the guarantee it's a guarantee um it's funny because one of them actually calls himself the drift king your husbando thanks to 690. live what's up mikado vivi murphy what's going on murphy if that is the murphy i think it is rt get let me tell you something about rt game rt game you're listening to this right now because someone will probably [ __ ] send this to you i've been watching all your videos dude i've been watching every single mario kart one you don't even play on 200 what are you playing at 150 cc expect to call yourself to drift king i will roll you i will drift circles around you your head is going to be spinning like a [ __ ] top [Music] baby house plant you eat a cookie thanks for the 13 bucks jupiter x what's going on kaya yellow ram horns again tdra jocelyn thanks to 13. happy 22nd birthday cuts smythe sin uh cider haha banshee thumps mars jocelyn again i'd 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time oh it's time it's [ __ ] impressive am i ready to be embarrassed he goes that's the first thing he [ __ ] says to me you ready to be embarrassed bill so why aren't you streaming this week big guy why aren't you streaming this week you want to fill us in oh yeah let's pretend we're watching philip defranco for a second give me the rundown of the day what happened look i my booster vag scene i was a little weak i wasn't on my a-game and slap in the guy he is made a bet with an ill person who wasn't i remember wow is it not funny when bilzo proposes a bet first and then i simply give my counter offer not only that not only that but let's remember bill though you were talking big game i did not hear any of these excuses until you started losing it was actually the first race the first race we competed in that's when they started coming no this was like a damn it was like a damn like unloading a damn like opening a [ __ ] dam for the first time all the water starts rushing out opening up oh no i forgot that we got the booster i'm sick i'm ill oh the donkey kong costume i'm in that makes me look like an idiot i'm restricting my movement awesome in that don't you dare dude i'm energy shut the [ __ ] up bro what is wrong with you why what the [ __ ] is that the audio is being a real piss right now i'm delayed what the [ __ ] is that can somebody tell the switch to have it [ __ ] together in any terms of audio functionality together in terms of audio functionality thank you so much caffeine hey at least you can do something what the [Music] i've been practicing i'm probably up there with some of the greats right now it was like two days ago yeah well you know guys just got to deafen for a second you eat a cookie with the 13 donation he says the gay sex podcast says hi hello it's so good that you guys are all here with me uh i have never heard of your podcast but i will check it out bro i had to end my stream it wasn't up to me wait what comment are we in i don't it's not finding it for me we're not in one yet we're not going to did you make one i didn't make one yet shot i was trying to find some research on how to turn this [ __ ] dumbass switch down it didn't work really everybody's like yeah if you go to the tv settings you can change it from mono to stereo i'm like oh yeah what about the tinnitus that i'm getting is that it's dumb this switch is a little dumb but that's nintendo for you uh star gaz gotta again guys mutant everyone shouting out the 69 donation by stargaz and he says i'm gay [Music] pro jc says hey schleich thanks for being a guy i can look up to quick question how do you get a lot done in 24 hours and stay focused i'll be right back [Music] [Music] buy a 10 pack of five hour energy extra strength that'll get to that'll get the [ __ ] juices flowing you ever wanted to be so absolutely cracked out of your mind that you're doing 10 things at once that's why it's a [ __ ] 10 pack you get the [ __ ] 10 pack and then you're good for the whole day whole [ __ ] week you'll be reeling i swear to god literally only if you're in handheld moon if bill says it's true it's definitely not oh i'm in hand help mode that's why yeah all right i'm booting up mario kart deluxe take your [ __ ] title loud please the jazz band is taking over set up a tournament i'm dying i will i will [Music] i have to go to the home screen i can't handle it it's too much [Music] um uh do we have can we just do one of the tournaments we already had probably we probably have one that that we did back in the day what did why do cats just want to knock things off do we have baba can we go on bubba let me check if i want to do this uh i don't have baba yeah wait wait wait you mean the one from the other day yeah well i've joined baba all right i got a new whip i've got a fresh mentality i'm ready it's got a fresh mentality oh you're such a joke you're such a joke just admit it [ __ ] do you mean i'm a machine joke you're a [ __ ] joke you're about to get rolled again by the pink villager with a pink pipe frame bro when i swear to god donkey kong is gonna grab your [ __ ] pink villager by the neck you're gonna throw it out you're gonna learn what feminism is today i well i'll have you know i'm already well educated on the subject because that's just because i'm with it i'm with the time now let me give you the rundown everybody 200cc frantic items this is how mario kart was made to be played this is how it's supposed to be played frantic let's go i'm pretty sure this is literally not how it was made to be played no no no no this is how real men play look at that beautiful flag baby for queen and country that's what i'm talking about it won't even be close no you're about to get out he's not gonna appreciate all the dust that you're gonna kick up in her behalf but she is dust right now she will be dust soon i already told you oh look at this i'm already in first guys already in first what's going on hold on i'm on it i just got a donation that said the queen will die on march 13th 2022. i will put money on joe biden before the queen bill there's a theory there's a theory that the queen is already dead it would just it would just kill morale so much in the country that they're not telling anybody bumper get off the keyboard they're gonna wheel them out they're gonna wheel her out on like a [ __ ] stage like that foster the people music video what are you on about where the studio lights fall and kill everybody and they get those little green screen people like holding them up like a little puppet i legit do not understand are you one about gangnam style hey stream avert your eyes to that map and uh see see what's going on right now it's a little embarrassing isn't it i'm working on it i crash because bumper attacked me oh yeah you know what i call you connor connor excuses pants i'm definitely working on it right now dude you don't even know what's hitting you doesn't even roll off the tongue how's the audio guys is it doing good sorry i'm talking about it i bet it's just abysmal maybe i should fix it midstream and uh stop on the course for a bit still have a lead i'm legit confused when did you get in the [ __ ] lead when did i get uh maybe the exact moment the race [ __ ] started bill sorry oh my god i was in the i hate this game this game's stupid i'm ill what the [ __ ] are diabetes is acting up that's what i'm in for broke oh my i was in second for the whole race i hate this oh oh fourth place that's a that's a very nice one point you just earned their bills in second for the whole game don't give me [ __ ] about this i need insulin what the [ __ ] that's weird how did both of us hold second for most the race that's the craziest thing bro you legit you can't even act like i wasn't second for most of the right well that's really weird cause i i saw i remember seeing my name at second and not yours oh you wanna know you wanna guys you don't know how [ __ ] confident i am i'm voting neo bowser city oh jeez you monster neo bowser city i just voted for monster look it's one somebody asked if you were live and you know what i can say what i could say he's streaming on his alt and it's not a bit anymore oh dude we had that joke for so long man that was that was when we were playing tekkit on tubbo server like early 2020 i think oh and it got so bad that like your reddit was even like where is he there they thought it was like a [ __ ] arg or something [Music] good times i love that that's reality now it's hilarious all right well uh guys you're about to get rolled again i'm sorry yeah welcome to hell welcome to absolute hell i am the gatekeeper i'll be taking care of you guys this evening come on come on come on come on oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i wanted to [ __ ] come on guys is this 200cc yes it's 200 cc connor you should pass a shot really quick he's not going to no you should no he's not going to i think he should i think it'd be nice of you of him it's the worst no one's going to pass me back you're a weirdo man maybe i should just become a [ __ ] speedrunner what do you guys say see that lead already we only did the first lap guys what's going on oh i'm off the screen how do you hit me with a red shell [ __ ] red shell built different bill nice red shell it took a [ __ ] year to get to me sorry it was delayed shipping you know pandemic and all wait i get it summoning salt needs to make a [ __ ] video on this performance how the [ __ ] did you hit me with the piranha wall and have a star oh i'm actually upset i don't know that doesn't even happen i'll take it though oh i shouldn't have said it i should have said i'm screwing up now this map is incredible how could they make a better map than this i think it's impossible at this point what's bad about this map is that they make the roads slippery all the attractions is different from every other track with no just learn how to drive no i'm telling you man when you learn to drive in new york city you can drive anywhere including neo bowser city i'm done with the race i've driven new york i went down the wrong [Music] are you pipe do you need a moment i'm gonna die on stream hey that's pretty good content maybe i think that would be a big click bait can we open this lobby up to the public oh of course oh i don't know how to just leak the code mate well i'd have to can we all leave right now and then yeah we can leave and then rejoin back okay i'm down yeah i'll even join the same one again we'll just show the code here's the code everybody okay for like a split second yep four three four eight whatever put that [ __ ] in i'm gonna be a boner this time what do you mean you're gonna be a boner i'm gonna be a boner you want me i'm gonna bonus oh look it's neopasser city again i'm thinking i'm taking a risk i'm using a bike oh i'm feeling a little saucy today um i don't think it looks like a new car there's a lot of sauce in this hey yup hey like is that a hamburger yeah that is yup it's looking like oh the [ __ ] hamburger dude's here again i remember this guy i know a hamburger guy and there was always the guy that was your old me who is there's somebody else that always found us i can't remember who dry dry desert this is my map it's it's why is that only [ __ ] americans wear it oh my god oh my god a girl there's a girl there's a girl what's up i'm a girl we have to exit i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm gonna drive out your car bill so i'm gonna lay you to [ __ ] rest on this map tell you how we do it down in the left and in lester yes lad let that name just right [ __ ] is lester it sounds like it sounds a lot like solo it's like the most unintimidating name ever no it's not let's start come down to nottinghamshire okay well that's i'll show you what's about connor what the hell i thought were your friends this is bad dude the girl is winning girl is winning girl took your skin away no way girl is winning oh dude actually winning i'm trying my hardest at least some of us are [ __ ] hey yeah what's going on man you out of your [ __ ] bro who is red shelling me [ __ ] oh probably someone else i talked all this [ __ ] and i'm i'm only in third i swear to god i'm gonna i'm getting wrecked this game dude see you later my god see in a real lobby with real people i shine oh oh oh bro this is actual horse [ __ ] i thought i had it at the end with the boosts squeaked into the third last second let's go dude who is the girl boss in first place absolutely girl boss who's the girl boss i just lost to a girl oh no she's probably hacking we got some brits in there like a european at least well we don't want to turn the lobby we don't want to downgrade the lobby bill what bro that would it's just [ __ ] concrete everywhere yeah you went to florida and l.a and texas oh my bad probably like the other sid others what was your favorite place be honest okay i'll be right i said i've said this before right i said florida i guarantee you i don't know right if if toby and everybody right went to texas and we and i and we all actually stayed there for like a week or something i can guarantee texas would have been an awesome place but florida was where it's at it is a hundred percent yeah [ __ ] florida okay you are definitely not american right i'm gonna be real like wha what was that to do in l.a hey what's up juniper happy birthday man makes fun of the whole entire well but like is there a specific region of england that every it's the butt of a joke i'm not even joking it is slough i mean first what's going on what's going on like florida was cool because i no yeah you have some green no no brother why is it always me who gets [ __ ] over with a shell oh my god my game mechanics i've got drew i'm not losing again by nothing i hit [Music] get out my way oh you just straight up can't make that jump on 200 yeah first place put me in first place red shell me don't it's poor taste god damn it [ __ ] deja vu there's two slats in front dude this is weird having deja vu how are you going to do that to me oh my god one second don't worry schlott i got it yeah no i i'm holding the shell for it too i got you how do i keep doing that [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm sorry snake i'm sorry oh there's like a chill you bastard oh wait i'm sorry schlot i'm sorry what no no no i know the whole [ __ ] i can beat it i can beat it i could be i could be i bet you can i can't beat the 20 i thought who got as i got stopped though admit i'm getting better you literally just had to start man to just run through everything and he's like i'm getting better i'm getting better i'm admit i'm getting better i'll tell you right now those are third not bad dude i'm getting better i'm telling you i'm telling you our meaty friend came in last again he's got two points on the series our beefy compatriot holy [ __ ] stargaze thanks again for the and 42 cents he goes women can't be good at games she is indeed cheating no comment print go ahead what what is it when you have a lot of potential i don't [ __ ] know dude the most prosperous i have to worry about that [ __ ] i just got it bro you oh my [ __ ] god who picked wario's gold mine okay i'm gonna win oh that's this is why you're looking for the word prodigy by the way oh who's this rosalina with the wiggler cart you little sweaty bass there's a wiggler in the lobby there's the wiggler in the lobby we don't use wigglers on this i'll win on a pure statistical advantage oh my god i'm insane nobody saw that nobody saw my oh my god i'm in first i don't see you if you don't see me no eyes wide shut man i don't see you if you don't see me that's all i'm saying bro how am i going off the edge this game has got four mechanics oh what happened to being a prodigy i still am it's not me it's the game oh okay i'll recover i'll recover and don't you worry i'll recover get [ __ ] bill i got hit by the blue shell in a second and then it knocked me off the map i also got hit by the blue shell don't fret no i'm i'm just better sorry this is the [ __ ] this is the most goated lobby i've been in a long time i gotta say oh dude we got some gamers in here they've been waiting dude you're welcome yeah you're bringing them in i'm in night [ __ ] i can't hear you from first place still sorry first right now yeah i'm gaming around here at the top for so long i can't hear you from being at the top bill bro have you never heard of a comeback oh dude this the girl is good why are we actually she in first right now she is yeah she's just she's just megahorned me to get past me you better outpace that red shell yes i'm telling you i'm too good i'm too [ __ ] good at this game i just ran into everybody in their mom's items last second went from first to sex that's a sad day i'm pulling away it all happened when the other villager hit me with that horn dude everything went downhill i was going i deserved better i'm telling you mario kart is the only game i am good at it's the only game like i've been practicing and i will become the best yeah maybe next week when you can stream again [ __ ] yourself don't [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] myself man that's not cool yeah well i'll just tell it how it is that's how we do it back in europe you know what we say you know we say when bilsa doesn't win what a shame what a shame you're just getting this is not yeah yeah buddy culp do you mean copium and sheath someone in my chat just said it i thought it was uh i thought it was a hard hitter he doesn't make a joke from chat yes i did man ice outpost oh my god oh my god i'm getting lucky today oh is it your map bill this is your map let's put a thousand dollars on this race well let's let's calm down a thousand dollars whoever wins gets a thousand dollars pays the other a thousand bucks i'm already i i don't know how i'm going to pay my attack i brought a vr headset and now well you can just send it to me instead just rewrite the package rewrite the package to me if i win simple i will smoke everyone on this map what the [ __ ] just happened to me somebody hit me and made me turn the opposite way what in the world was that oh my god oh my god i'm goated i'm ghosted i don't know how it really oh my god but how are you gonna like try and breadshow me bro that's not even cool hey bill i see you man yeah do you all the way from back there you [ __ ] loser from where yeah holy [ __ ] he got the three you got the three mushrooms hey you still behind me oh [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna be behind you for a minute dude i love this there's actual gamers in this lobby there are this is this is a goated lobby i'm telling you everyone is really [ __ ] good i just went from third to eighth what the [ __ ] i'm not gonna lie i don't think frantic items is helping but it's fun oh it's it sure is fun though yeah it sure is fun i see you and you're gonna die bills are a thousand bucks on the game do you accept or not last last [ __ ] last last lap i can't show that out bro bro well i guess you're losing i don't know what else to say big guy but i'm not because i'm about to tell you bro i actually hate this game holy [ __ ] he pulled ahead damn okay everybody knows i deserved better he got lucky there [ __ ] yeah we'd love to see you literally in first with the whole game what the hell that's weird i really don't see you on the leaderboard i never saw you in first bill you were not in first that race ever everybody knows i deserve better we'll take that we'll take that [ __ ] oh surely some excite bike arena nah it's all about that electrode that's the worst track in the game i know i want to go see my ancestors that's why we gotta do it i do not want to play that you guys are no fun that's the worst track if i don't want to play the worst track in the game it is better than that baby parks are fine baby park is uh it hasn't already on her i get you baby park has has a character kind of my chat is rooting for you they're out here in droves i appreciate it everybody's a fan those i deserve better true i'm reading for connor i haven't eaten food today and i'm considering drinking like alcohol yes that's why i'm the best do a smidge of food really quick dude i got this thing for christmas that was like an a whiskey infuser and you pour the whiskey into this little mason jar with a bunch of cool ingredients in it yeah it was like campfire flavored and it is so [ __ ] good you just let it sit there for you let it sit there for like two or three days in the little in the little mixture guys i burned out on the start there sorry to hear that where do you hit me with which what did she hit me with she threw a banana i think no she [ __ ] passed me and hit me with something [ __ ] me there's something going on or she's pretty [ __ ] good this game's netcode literally can't support 200cc so it just kind of does things sometimes that's true i i just lack two just picked me up for hitting the border of the racetrack i hit the side of the racetrack and like he was like um oh my let me fix that son i would love it i'm cool man don't i'm not not with you or not we're not cool why am i not cool huh you're not cool too much to give you an advantage for no reason you're talking about advantages oh get away from me you gobbling get the [ __ ] away from me did you just get a bullet pill in fourth place i did eat my [ __ ] oh my god i actually froze oh you're gonna hit this i'm gonna scream get [ __ ] connor oh i'm [ __ ] did you hit me on your screen yeah i did oh you didn't get hit no oh okay maybe i can cheek out a little victory here probably not nothing there's nothing out i could hit this drift [ __ ] almost had it maybe almost happened oh my god are you [ __ ] me can maybe chill out it's the worst [ __ ] mario kart game lack of eekage on my part yeah no eekage there guys you got to give that to me that was a that little drift at the end so we boot up mario kart wii you just wait mario kart wins mushroom in like double dash that just like lets you charge forward when they used to just scream at all points and you have the max mushroom and [ __ ] diddy kong we're just back oh man i just i heard that funky kong sound clip in my head so vividly there connor we found the audio of like the shy guy voice actor for this game just all in one like like no breaks between them and it was just like wow dude had fun with this roll you can tell oh music park okay they gotta bring that funky gun for the next game like it's it's a shame he's not in this yeah uh have any of you started bolding yet gotta keep her out of the [ __ ] standings got him i was literally first place sorry ladies brother you can go off there's a railing there you're [ __ ] stupid nintendo [ __ ] do you break or you just take your hand off the gas i break i break and drift man breaking 20 earn 200 i do have the capacity to get in first place right now but i don't think i need to someone stole my mushrooms and i really don't appreciate it but like i couldn't have predicted that you [ __ ] zoom me right now put me in first or i'm angry oh my you can't wait for that blue shell what the [ __ ] look at me and this dude in first holy [ __ ] leading the pack where's the blue shell oh [ __ ] oh that's huge you're so [ __ ] lucky just banking on it not happening now please no blue shell and i just missed the [ __ ] item book all right this is a dub get lapped there it is oh why is this dude holding on to triple reds not bad boys you see that that was a perfect race that was a perfect race right there those use them what's up how we doing everybody we finished yet yeah we're finished i was so close to winning take your time bowser jr it's okay oh i'm in first in the series now this is good i'm getting my xp back up xp you know level up let's spend my points you know what i'm gonna get a little drink oh my god matt's here holy [ __ ] it's over [Music] i think i could win this one if we get bowser's castle i've been practicing i think you should rely on the map choice you should rely on your talent more did i just see a like full bottle of grey goose or something what no i'm drinking a dc bro oh okay that's respecting a [ __ ] dc i'm at the office i don't have alcohol here first mistake what the [ __ ] is that what are you like watch this perfect race i'm not gonna make a single mistake i'll be in first the whole time no shot girl okay but then you're just gonna get like overtaken oh man [Music] what the [ __ ] what just hit me telling you guys perfect race perfect race not a single mistake nothing like a red shell really really it's so easy it's so easy we didn't see that chat we didn't see that nothing happened yeah i'm having a perfect race too maybe i can outrun it for a lap i've just got a weird amount of ones next to my placement it's the strangest thing no shot connor no no no coming back [Music] oh i can't see oh you've been locked mate you've been absolutely locked oh you mug i don't want to talk about what just happened did you just get soda on yourself oh no are you [ __ ] kidding me no no we didn't see it no one [ __ ] saw that no one saw it my screen turned completely black for like five seconds what the [ __ ] right in front of the pokemon no characters it's literally i got [ __ ] over so hard that's not that's not fair i deserve the winner what did you what did you do did you okay so so connor red shelled me and then that and then the girl the girl read show me right after and i slammed the [ __ ] table and then the pvr just cut out it's just straight up cut out too i was wondering why you were sitting there like in the middle of the track i could not see anything what a shame go [ __ ] yourself you got mad in the who when did matt join ah let's just go dry dry oh no you're gonna get yeah yeah [ __ ] donut planes come on now can you hear the funky kong noises i can i was wondering what happened i was wondering who's getting ready to be taken to town on donut planes this is out to my mouth nah perfect race coming for me just like last one just like last one i will try to contain my rage this time oh literally the best track in the game holy [ __ ] kind of don't oh you [ __ ] with the fire music too i'll be back well i just watched my shy guy almost do a backflip i'm not sure what i just saw on my camera but it was something else it's fine we recovered from these what the [ __ ] is going on hey guys oh you got the world that's menace behavior dude what the hell i'm oh my god i've had to do a [ __ ] u-turn a u-turn in mario kart what the [ __ ] it's impressive i think you have to try to do that don't why would you why'd you shoot something at me that wasn't me okay it was me probably i don't regret it all right i'll take a second oh this is an l don't do it connor get away from me continue cc so bad you're hating on 200. it's just it's just what the men play i'm sorry listen it's not them it's it's the man's it's the man the real man i used to be on this way it's just not so what happened you got bad is what happened probably should go back to new boppy at one point because it's it would be mirror the tracks just are not made for 200. that's that's the whole beauty it was a gimmick that they added is like a [ __ ] no one's playing the game anymore it's not a gimmick it's absolutely not a [ __ ] gimmick that's the best mode in the game is the only all right contents really good he sees good on the f-zero track 200cc is the only reason this game is at all entertaining it's just so it's like i feel like i'm i'm a [ __ ] snail on 150. that's just because you're playing 200 you'd go back if you started 150. it's not bad why does the what does that one guy look like germa he does look like germa he might just be german it might just be germa he just infiltrates the stream it's like yeah man like you know mario kart he like casually watches us did i tell you that does he really he does well at least flat and miz oh that's cool guys i'll just i'll be over here and watch sneakers no he doesn't yeah nobody does i didn't mention this name he mentioned like us in austin but i'll i'll ask him about sneakers so you're saying there's a chance there's a chance sweet my entire validation as a creator relies on if he watches me or not so same bro my map got oh my god wait i'm actually inside not losing this i don't know this map is pretty quirky no yeah there's no way singular there's no ass on top keep in mind if you want to know where their head space was at this track was added the same time that it tuned at cc so well i would enjoy more straight like fast courses like this i think it i think it just would work well yeah if it was like 200 cc exclusive maps dude the f-zero tracks are tuning cc trucks that's it that makes sense i could make it pretty well you make the perfect mario kart game there's only one speed it's probably like between 150 and 200 but the maps are designed for it and then there's no 50 there's no 100 there's just a game you're excluding the casual gamer the casual gamers learn how to [ __ ] play the real how did she do that i'm [ __ ] pissed i'm [ __ ] pissed so she got a she got a boost oh yeah you got what you [ __ ] deserve there [ __ ] oh what's this see ya i'm fuming i'm actually livid hey you know if you didn't pull that little charade with the boost and the boomerang you might be in first place but you got you you let your ego get to you real let's go back to neil basser city what are we feeling boys i'm feeling what a shame on that one what a shame bill how you feeling right now bro i'm like i here's the thing is that you can't deny that like i'm i'm getting better because it's like if you run the statistics probably in like by the end of this month i'm going to be one of the best hold on mario kart players hold on i think i'm getting a call hello hello hello yeah i'll uh is this dominoes oh yeah he still thinks he's got a mario kart yeah yeah extra most bestest pizza yeah he's still he still thinks he's gonna win this uh tonight yeah let me all right let me get a five dollar hun ready you know they raise the price of those let me get a number nine wait all right i'm back sorry i have a great sausage roll huh any british hey guys welcome to neo bowser city bro [ __ ] welcome to hello are you recording your stream yes okay because you don't have vods oh [ __ ] i don't monka oh okay it'll be on the vods channel anyways it's fine will it be monetized though no come on listen we're cool right we're cool [ __ ] these [ __ ] you guys are watching a [ __ ] master at work right now neo bowser city get [ __ ] drive right into that like a little [ __ ] what does this track get voted for like because it's funny what do you mean green shell who gets [ __ ] green bro you apparently eat [ __ ] oh sorry don't drink your tea yeah [ __ ] golden mushroom on this track that's so awesome oh bad luck oh she break that was smart that was smart i could fly off the [ __ ] track smart good play i'm a dork i'm a dork extraordinaire holy [ __ ] hi bro what what the [ __ ] do you want me to do nintendo huh why the [ __ ] am i flying off the edge why give me this [ __ ] star oh my god give me a bullet bill what the hell just hit me oh my god so much is happening no items all baby i'm baby who's the better racer it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me ah dude like plays are glitching past my face i get hit by every single like bullet bill and blue shell that ever exists i swear i'm like a [ __ ] magnet i'm such a dork [ __ ] this game god damn it i should have let that green shell fly at the end [ __ ] i'm not lying that person only person in years who has given me a run for my money only person i'm not mad this is this is getting me hyped i found a rival let's get mario no you guys are you guys are smoking so much crack if you think that rt game could compete in this lobby he wouldn't he'd be at the bottom with bilzo i mean it is but like you got to understand that like you know i'm i'm a king of variety you are not the king of variety he's not even the king of drift not anymore he's got 40 points in this lobby what's going on bro i told you just give me like you've gave me like three days to warm up i need at least four yeah i think we gotta listen to him we should elect him he's spitting i would vote for funky kong i would too he just seems like the chillest guy have you ever heard the funky kong asmr no yeah hey dude just kind of he just kind of whispers softly to you while like holding a surfboard he eats chips yeah i lost the bed on the stream one time i had to listen to that while playing sonic because i couldn't be the level it's very inspirational donkey kong he's in your corner bro monkey kong is in your corner give it to me oh good try good try nobody got me donkey kong definitely got me they added funky kong to the uh mobile game i have him oh god they're updating one of them [ __ ] [ __ ] he gets a big banana asses item the fall from grace dude [Music] who's that bullet bill you got lucky as hell oh no don't steal my power-ups that's just boot and you've red shell me you break [Music] drifts and that's that oh dude this is it this is it i'm embarrassing myself i need that so bad i could turn this into a fourth place oh my god you get triple mushrooms in front of me and i get three green shows what the [ __ ] did i just say what the [ __ ] did i just say i've had to do a [ __ ] u-turn i hate this shitty game schleich is three mushrooms dude in front of my eyes and i get three green shells this is so garbage i got so [ __ ] up i saved that so that could have been a lot worse than it was this [ __ ] game you want to get screwed over you play mario party dude we play rainbow road you play mario party at some point i have never played mario party i don't think ever i've played it like maybe once at at someone's house but the new mario party is pretty good i haven't i have it i just haven't played it yet listen the only nintendo game i've ever put any thought into has been mario kart it shows you guys know that i used to speed run rainbow road on uh game boy advance my my time trial time for three laps is uh like low 50 seconds again through all three yeah it's like dude dude 15 seconds less than 15 seconds mario kart speed runs are crazy dude the way they the way they are able to find skips on stuff is awesome well the cool thing about the game boy advance rainbow road is that there's like little jumpers on the end of of the course so if you go off the track you bounce so if you hit that at high speeds then you just [ __ ] fly you string those together you you do it's like if you're on a [ __ ] pogo stick yeah it's pretty sick this ain't rainbow road this is not rainbow road the only track turn cc is fantastic on connor you're hoping so hard man this is literally made for two minutes to say you better win feels [ __ ] good so you're going to win i might oh my frantic items oh it's always an excuse i'm telling you guys you guys use streamers you streamers all right all right guy with all streams you're literally [ __ ] right guys streaming on all things what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did i just i don't know how i move out of the way of a blue shell and it moves to the side and hits me anyway well now i'm just upset because this game [ __ ] i've never done that in my life i'm molding i'm molding i'm crying i need to get rid of that bro the lack of two just took me like 20 years backwards that was obscene oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah i'm looking fast wait oh i'm getting sloppy i'm getting sloppy i need that [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] are you kidding me oh my god i'll take a second place do i not have vods enabled on this channel that's such a shame how do i even see the settings are so hard rough manage here bro i literally fell off you know how it switches between left i fell off the right side lagatu picked me up went backwards and dropped me on the left side i don't know how it figured out to do that but i literally went backwards and then the opposite lane and backwards more you sound like a bit of a complainer right now i mean are you are you mad oh i'm gonna i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm gonna the question is when are we getting 150 normal items connor shut up it's not going to happen no surely one time can i get it you give me like four races on that we can do mirror it'd be funny play the way god intended i think mirror would be a nice change of pace would you do a mirror okay we could go to new bobby do you go to the new bobby tournament you can't do mirror 200 i don't think anything i just gotta pass this girl in points i gotta pass this girl on points before we do it you won't bro i put all my money on that girl n64 royal raceway i think it will change 144 to 153 [ __ ] why does the uk flag look so good holy [ __ ] so no one's ever said that bro it's literally it's just so somebody irrelevant it's so it's ahead of us what do you mean by that what do you mean by ergonomic in that song let's go yeah the ergonomics and the flag the ergonomics of a flashlight it's an interesting word to use in that situation and i fell off the [ __ ] map [ __ ] what am i doing why did waluigi just knock me in the next week bro [ __ ] [ __ ] waited how did how do you know i got a red shell behind you you watching me decline how'd you know how'd you know it was right there [Music] excuse me boys i gotta go maybe i'm just getting paranoid i drifted the wrong way that's sick sorry connor [ __ ] game's really doing me dirty with these opposite drifts i'm getting mario karted i'm getting mario kart right now this isn't good relatable whoa clutch bullet bill come on you went like the seven [ __ ] you sleep hit the item boxes with the bullet don't put it connor i'm a nice guy okay using first this girl's in first place [ __ ] amen okay legit oh schlock get out no it's it dude it's it i'm i'm throwing in the towel for this one it's getting pretty rough down here oh my god nice bill good ending bro oh my as if that was my fault don't do this to me bro eight that to be fair but look it's consistency at the end of the day [ __ ] who the [ __ ] i'm ready for 150 years literally i was in the grass with like four mushrooms and so many lightning bolted and i was just in the middle of a field with nothing to do she's pulling away with it the [ __ ] rip that lightning bolt you suck you all right all right surely just one more race wait i backed out oh you backed out okay all right we'll back out we'll back out not a girl you win you win congrats dude it's a new bobby honey i got b tournament we got it we got one already we got one oh wait do we i have no mirror no teams normal items no combo vehicles let me know in your encounter these last few races were brutal ah we end you got it connor um i'm in there's the card everybody see you in there i am not in i mean you're not you're not in i'm okay i'm joining says uh please tell me the stream title is a vghs reference come on now come on now rocky good stuff you know the uh guy and the girl the main the main two were married yeah yeah and got divorced good times yeah this is a very good time yeah and i think we glitched it it's just me and connor really yeah it says such an important yeah it's just searching for plays for me wait am i in there yeah dude okay okay now i'm about to take you to the phone [Music] is she back how does she get in that's her again he's quick with it yo what's up fills it my title you're the same mario kart stream snipers have like secret straps i don't know what it is they got the schmoves that's for sure they got they got they got a calculator ready to push the numbers down instead have you not the need for speed theodore canadian oh that is so north america one of my mods is in ted i don't know what kind of modern arrangements you have i'm actually about to take you to the dry cleaners this is insane okay yeah you know what you know where i'm at i'm about to take you yoshi's island i can't wait till he complains that the map is different and that's why it's [ __ ] backwards what the [ __ ] am i doing why is that i'm misjudging the drifts because it's too slow oh my god me too i'm also doing it no oh it's like we've gotten to have some dude this is so boring happens when you play too [ __ ] you wario don't adjust to it [ __ ] you doc colin get more drifts it's it's so bad this mode is just worse man not bad no just played too much 200. [ __ ] you colin oh i didn't get the horn on him guys this is just your like wind drafts you can like no conor it's just boring it's just more boring and i think everyone agrees you're just too used to 200 it's just boring i'm sorry it is it's a better game it is almost failed to [ __ ] drift again it's just it's slow it's like nothing's going on you know just a bullet bill was going like two miles an hour there's more strategy it's lovely oh [ __ ] off my mum's gonna get angry black get out my way okay dude i feel like that's an egg why am i getting hit by an egg [Laughter] oh my god i hit the star who shine canceled you bastard why why is it mirrored all i'm saying is you can't even like it's drifting isn't even fun there's not even a drifting title for 150. it's so much more important no it's not because you have to drift the build up speed dude drifting you cannot tell me that drifting is more important in 150 cc in 150 you just have to hit the break and then your drifts go apart it's completely there's a third placer we'll do three more of these all right yeah you also the coins matter so much more in this because you have to get 10 coins at max feet and then you'll be going fast the egg cut me off that was [ __ ] up if you never go for coins then obviously you're going to be slow [ __ ] you in your strategies there's literally a pro mario kart play in your chat telling you 150 is better bear in chat who's bear he's a pro mario kart player i know he is i bet i could stomp him 200 bear you and me 200 is where the real men play and we both know it why do you lie to yourself schlep i'm not lying you're just bad at it it's more all right also you have to be more precise with your drifts with your braking with items with [ __ ] everything with your with where you are on the course as you enter the drifts it's just and it's also just more entertaining to watch i think you're just comparing two separate entities 200 is just so different you have to do everything differently i think after this after we get sick of mirror we go back to 200 without frantic items okay i'm done really see who's who's the real world i'm down i'm down sure if i don't have muscle what about no items i'm not the drift king without muscle memory that's no idea no items would be boring no items that would be interesting it'd be interesting but it wouldn't be wouldn't be fun for the stream i think what about battle mode remember how people demanded they bring back battle mode for this game when they brought the switch and then they made it a thousand times worse no one else let's be real nintendo it's actually let's be real no one ever played battle mode and if you did you played it for like 20 minutes super fun no it was good on the mds you were weird if you played battle mode over real racing i'm sorry well you wouldn't do it more often but it was still fun battle mode on the wii was super fun hey sneak hi what's going with that banana dude nothing just holding on to it all right i'm holding down to this red shell though all right yeah we'll just use protection you know i'm not gonna i'm not gonna fling this back at you very very conscious of you i feel a lot i oh dude i'm not i'm not letting go of this banana in first place july your nemesis protection i know dude it's because we're both geared towards 200. it's like no one cares about 150. [ __ ] me [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hey a little something on the way why did you do that like why wouldn't you just hold the [ __ ] not again no this is a kiss goodbye dude it's for the great time together i'm not gonna slam the table i'm gonna lose connection was that four red shells in a row yeah you're welcome yeah just give me another one give me another one no let me i'll take it first place oh no no give me that one too oh my god i'm gonna cry i'm gonna cry who the [ __ ] blew me don't worry i got first place nice and nice and locked down don't fret don't you deserve first place it's weird because i see my name on first at the finish line so yeah because you cheated the person [ __ ] behind me disconnected like he's just standing still are you 11 are you 11. but hold on i'm getting i'm getting a phone call no one no one cares about 150 cc i was in first place the whole [ __ ] time and got hit by eight shells in a row oh my that's embarrassing that's it you started losing when you got it making up excuses again yeah oh bro you start losing when the pace slows down it objectively takes less skill to win at 150. objectively less because they're [ __ ] rainbow road surely surely rainbow road i'll do rainbow road oh my god bill so did you take a screenshot and send me it ten times of me in eleventh time i hope that image taught you in your nightmare today [Music] you place 11. how's our ego feeling king fine mm-hmm because i know this isn't real see look at that now bro bro this is we're taking the [ __ ] we're taking the [ __ ] psat right now dude this is this is [ __ ] [ __ ] 175 cc i agree damn take your time like you holy [ __ ] it was really chomping at the bit to get started oh [ __ ] i've got my muscle memory on this mount now oh the muscle battery all right muscle memories get a lot of muscle memory to give excuses that is so you i expected that yeah it was a good one and you know it it wasn't oh my god i fell off and everybody knows i should see you full bro the [ __ ] train oh this map is beautiful i will say this the speed gives you more time to appreciate how beautiful this map is because this map is done in 30 seconds like it's the shortest race it's a good map very good map i'll take that double okay let me do a trick sorry conor i'm not gonna let you have that i don't know where my red winner just disappeared [Music] yeah i'm actually throwing sorry healthy lead going into the last segment of the map healthy lead throwing a banana that's pretty healthy a banana just [ __ ] me over are you joking i sniped you the banana that's a dub bro who is kissing me on the [ __ ] drift calm down take me on a date god damn oh [ __ ] oh last second just a smidge too late to take second phil do you have uh mario kart 8 dude i get you in this lobby i'd show you who's uh who's the boss i think my phone's ringing again this is the craziest thing well what do you mean i don't know i think i might be getting a call surely not i don't think so i don't know who's calling who's calling it at nearly 1am gmt uh uh the ambulance oh you guys you guys need need to see my [ __ ] my [ __ ] snes rainbow road game on 200 it is it's it's unfair it's really it's really something else dude the uk takes big chunk attacks sorry did phil say he'd join but it keeps his humble that's just facts that's just facts uh honestly if you ask me i genuine ironically i think at the end of this stream if if we did not um if we haven't played snes rainbow road on 200 you got to remind me and i'll just do a [ __ ] time trial of it or like i'll just do a 200cc verse mode against computers i just got to show you phil said no doesn't have a switch richer people should be paying a lot more dude i replied to the mario kart 9 tweet earlier and was like mario kart it's eight track list was lacking people were like uh no it was good but the retro tracks were bad i'm like that's half the [ __ ] joke butchered the retro ones i just i gotta say all the game boy advanced ones they butchered ribbon road cheese land actually terrible completely unfaithful recreations of the map like not even not even uh comparable retro ones were the good ones they're s so people were like i said the tracklist was bad they're like no the tracklist was good just the retro tracks were lagging i'm like that's half the [ __ ] tracklist you can't say it's a good chance yeah we're at an impasse once again we gotta stop meeting like this mario kart wii perfect trackless perfect mario kart wii's tracks were so much more memorable like i couldn't name half the tracks in this game they're good like they're all good there's not a track that really stands out as well this is [ __ ] but they're just they're just kind of mid the new tracks are pretty all right in this game like i like there's a couple memorable ones like wario mountain and this one wario mountain's good how do i turn to the right and you draft me anyway explain that about it again see once i hit my once i hit my groove i i i'm pretty dominant in this one though they did in the 3ds one so they probably don't want to do it twice in a row even though they did multiply nobody cares nobody would complain what kind of malls based you [ __ ] connor the same exact place you you [ __ ] got me oh my god i'm a little bastard [ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm gonna cry i'm gonna shed taze in a minute [ __ ] you [ __ ] come here come here let me add him let me add him let me add them connor you are absolutely i need a double i need a double give me this game listen man every single round right on me well that did not hit me [ __ ] you [ __ ] you that's right that's right you're [ __ ] kidding me oh my god that's right still the king still the king on 150. that's two dubs in a row [Laughter] i'm not doing this he's going to post it on twitter dude can we go back to 200. rainbow row before charlie rainbow row i'll do rainbow rainbow road and then 200 no frantic how about that you need to mod me or vip me in the chat colin just banned me i yeah [ __ ] at the beginning of stream as well what is going on you give him too much power you give him too much power huge news phyllis has said he is going to best buy right now and buying a switch and a pro controller and he is logging on as we speak we don't have best buy in the uk what do you have curry's pc i just got banned again from the [ __ ] did you just said you need the mod watch curry's pc world or argos that's like literally the longest naming store i've ever heard well you can go to tesco's if you want but you're gonna have to like go what the [ __ ] does that mean do you mean what go to a tesco's what does tesco stand for what you mean best buy anagram best buy what the [ __ ] are you talking about i will tell you right now though best buy not the best buys you could get they have their [ __ ] hdmi cables are like thirty dollars so much money for no reason they're like yeah we work really hard for this chord 15 foot hdmi 25 oh dude obviously i'm not used to this on mirror yeah it almost threw me off too or none of this off can you do the long can you do that that little jump that little jumpy thing that's a great question that's gonna be hard with the mirror though it's gonna be weird is it here i know wait i missed it oh i went the wrong way that's why oh my god i thought it was the jump i'm so stupid i think i went went on the wrong leg for the jump i don't know what the [ __ ] i just did i'll be real oh i threw my red back you're kidding me oh my god just stop ratchet i'm being stream obviously i'm good oh my god oh my god the ink actually got me i can't believe the ink actually made me fall off dude the ink is actually deadly in this rarity that's a rarity like it never did anything before but it actually affects your handlings where is this i don't even know where the jump is like that's a good question i have no clue i can't even figure it out oh my god i don't know where it is either what the [ __ ] i thought i had it i just flew off the map i was so confident you got to take the left one but then i don't yeah i genuinely just cannot find it for the life of me dude why am i getting hit by every star connor we're gonna [ __ ] fight dude you're gonna you're always oh my god sneak i'm gonna [ __ ] you over dude what oh get away from me you freak i feel bad for that guy [ __ ] give me give me give me something give me something give me something i found the jump you did it i did it nice oh [ __ ] me little snipe oh my god yo you fell off man fourth are you kidding me i'm done with 150. i'm done with 150. no i'm going on 200. i'm going on 200. let's see if we got a 200 lobby [ __ ] crazy that that [ __ ] happened to me also did you dm me that me in 11th again you did he keeps saying oh my god boys i i'm not gonna lie i wanna go eat so i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna cool it out here because but but let it be known this i i like i i'm getting better and i swear to god right i will beat all of you no you won't sooner rather than later i already got a lobby for 200 let it be known oh you do okay yeah you will feel the wrath of bills or normal items i mean sorry all right where what's the oh i'm gonna put it in search by code man really gets middle of the pack and he's like i'm a god i want you to understand i gotta pee that's neat that's a great um yeah i don't know who made the lobby name great title can i show the code are we all in uh connor i'm in uh direct to i am in i don't remember who made it it was just there don't look at me let's see if not a girl gets in here again surely excite bike arena over cheap cheap beach what man i vote for the good maps i bilzo has left the stream and the vc yet continues to dm me photos of me coming in 11th place what is he doing why is he doing this i can't wait to get a fraction of talent in this game and he will not shut up about it looking forward to it dude peter griffin's in here hey lois oh germa no jeremy's not nowhere to be seen hold on there's two of me wait hold on there's two of me who's that other guy there's somebody though it's is it moist better not people direct it's the same dude i think he's shorter actually i want to die who is it who's the other guy thank you bane oh it's [ __ ] moist god damn it it's [ __ ] moist he's in oh let's go oh i'm like it's like i'm in 2019 again is he playing as the same person too if i see a pink village or pipe frame you're going to be upset no he's not oh it's not a pipe frame it's a pink villager though why'd i do that i fell off the course somehow i don't it's literally a straight straight shot i really don't know how to accomplish that but i did somehow see this is what this is [ __ ] fun mario kart it is [ __ ] your small brain can only process the higher fov faster what is this reddit you simpletons cannot understand the machinations of my brain and the justifications but like actually but like actually unironically me oh [ __ ] okay all right this third lap is where it matters this race is so tight it is so tight same what what this is where this is where it ends i'm getting the lead right here [ __ ] get [ __ ] it's not funny guys it was funny no it's not funny it's not funny i'm predicting a fourth place i started trying now you disrespected 150 stacy fourth place is looking a lot like 10th street [Laughter] i'm excited for the dm from bill my mod got back in here my entire chat is running for my mod instead of me now and i'm not offended entirely just uh some there might be less people talking in a bit [Music] your mod is serving your ass cheeks wide open what is that dude beats me in one race and all of a sudden i'm garbage what is this oh [ __ ] there's gonna be multiple races in a row dude oh my god here we go no no no this won't be kind of quiet what pokey and miz just got banned for streaming avatar really yeah why did just went offline i don't know if he's gonna get banned it'd be really funny if she got banned that he didn't like the uh nickelodeon one or like that yeah nickelodeon damn so what does this mean for like toast streaming naruto and [ __ ] gordon gordon was like crazy was the one that got bad okay [ __ ] oh this is what it's all about boys see this is the [ __ ] frantic race that you need in two hundred behind me every time man i'm like on the edge of the [ __ ] race track and it's like ah [ __ ] this guy that dude did not leafy one dude how did he not get hit by that am i going crazy [ __ ] i'm a dork i'm a [ __ ] idiot same true and relatable who the [ __ ] is in a boo that took my double item i'm gonna [ __ ] find you i'm gonna [ __ ] find you is that you connor nope yo astro zest what's going on man thanks for the raid oh vote rainbow road vote rainbow road it's an interesting way to drink soda you're about to see excellence excellence what should i order for dinner i had sushi earlier that fatty salmon nagiri so good so [ __ ] good dude we better get rainbow road here i'd be happy with the zelda map though this went back live with masterchef instead [ __ ] what's the point that's what i'm saying that's the point in general yo can we get bear in this lobby co see how he holds up on 200 uh do you have his discord or something i can't add him as a friend uh he has me on twitter you can send me your friend code do it i want to see how good a [ __ ] mario kart pro is i'll take him to [ __ ] town he's mostly 150 though surely you're good at the whole game though you know probably you on the same page dude oh sorry you did that i didn't even touch you on my screen what was shy guy doing that was me i don't know what just happened to me man i hit the side and it took me sideways what in the [ __ ] you were zooming dude [ __ ] me give me that oh my god my switch has a mind of its own bro help why didn't the shortcut open what the [ __ ] opened last time oh is that biggest comeback in history no no no oh no why did i say that i ruined it i ruined it listen oh my god story would have been different on on rainbow road i'm just saying it's tragic that was rough i don't know what the [ __ ] happened to my character dude i took a i took a ramp a little too far to the left and i hit the side of like the finish line and it was like yo retro raw what's going on man how you doing man good to see you oh surely toad's turnpike dude no i i don't what the hell i'm not feeling coach turnpike like what stop what is shaming me moist stop [ __ ] what why are we all doing this this isn't funny he's just making fun of me i better not see that next time i better not i've been up i'm losing my i'm losing my grip losing my grip my toes are [ __ ] freezing dude it's [ __ ] cold here maybe i'll redeem myself for the my past performance on this track i got rolled dude that's it [ __ ] you moist oh yeah connor i'm not gonna lie the net code on 200 is seriously needs some work but that's something they fix the next game and that's perfect then you have the perfect mario kart it's a nintendo game they're not going to fix it in a nice game they might actually make it worse than the next why would they make it worse my chat is now spamming what a shame whenever anything goes wrong i don't know what you expected how did you take it huh how did you take that turn after the boost carefully you can break when you drift you know that right i mean yeah but you have to hold the gas yes you hold the gas and you tap b at the same time and you do a little you see you just tap see this is why you don't like 200 because you didn't know that i usually hold i mean i i do both at the same time yeah you do both [Music] this could be a dub i'm slowly learning i'm not good at this map this could be a dub this could be a dub i don't know no no no no i run it are you [ __ ] again oh i'll take a second place there graciously behind you graciously dude i'm ordering food i'm hungry god damn oh she must be so upset that that happened surely this time blow right buyer right in front of the finish line there's bama what a shame listen i came in second place i'm not i'm not mad taxpayer good night [Laughter] bro did you file yet hell no he's paying quarterly oh [ __ ] i'm doing that [ __ ] my taxpayer yo what up red hg thanks for the raid dude [Music] bro my toes are going numb over here it's like 20 degrees in st louis i'm dying you should move here it's cold in texas right now too we uh we had a [ __ ] air conditioning problem like a heat problem in the office so it just wasn't working um two ni two days ago i walked in it was 57 degrees in the office i was like shivering i couldn't even do anything oh you seeing this you see him just bobbing and [ __ ] weaving nah oh good dodge i just watched the entire lobby hit every single car in front of me that was that was something else nope nope i maintain that the best way to do this course is to just not drift you just do the turns you get the inside turns it's the most foolproof way to do it [ __ ] me [ __ ] connor you trying to add insult to injury there what the [ __ ] this is [ __ ] and i need those oh my god bro red shell dude no okay oh okay [Music] [ __ ] hit you it's so stupid i'll take it i'll take it thanks unicorn for the five dollars hi get that w so we all remember how bad we are at this game oh guys neo bowser city just just to realize how incompetent we all are i love the dance the me's do sometimes when you do what a shame they do a little they do a little stump how come artsy is just now replying to your tweet he is yeah he says i can take all of you where are you pull up yeah what took what take him so [ __ ] long i'll invite him no neo bowser city that's that's the real shame that's the real what a shame that's that's a crime actually it's a 200cc felony right there oh i'll be back no item that's fine how do i not do a trick there got my eyes on the prize villager what are you up to oh my god dude i'm going to cry i need a blue shell i'm oh my god i really don't need that i don't need that why did it shoot me forward so far hard throwing over here [ __ ] is this turn i need to go like that there we go where's the blue shell [Applause] dude you're going so fast in that turn you can't even hold break and not fall off can't get a purple drift there oh dude i wasn't even drifting i was holding break and i couldn't not fall off all right i'll take second i'll take a second no blue shell no equalizer yo michael mchill what's going on dude [ __ ] you michael i don't know why there was such a long pause after me saying that but i don't mean it michael i wanted to draw that out i really wanted it i gotta pee after this one oh michael with a five dollar donation been loving seeing you back on twitch love you big guy oh my god michael you're the only person i will say i love you too back to the rest it would just be weird also totally didn't need to donate i am very very wealthy colin says can we get a new lobby nah man i'm good he wants to be on the stream so bad oh good map this is a good map get [ __ ] watch this they call that the connor cut oh yeah i don't know how i just wound up going the wrong direction in the drift no one saw that no one watched it no one watched that lap no one watched that yeah nobody saw it nobody why can't they have done the game boy uh tracks like this i think i just [ __ ] destroyed moist absolutely feeling good about it moist just gave up i'm winning this i swear to god so fast on doing it playing zlatan pull me back [ __ ] [ __ ] why do you hold why do you not hold on to that you're in first he knew dude he knew you [ __ ] are screen cheating why am i that's it no i lost i'm having a bad race i'll still take a second though well this game's this map is like what who the [ __ ] is toad backwards [Music] just had a head on collision with toad as i crossed the finish bathroom to write an axe does that toad have insurance need to get his car insurance that listed holy [ __ ] three three three three three three three oh how did we vote for mute city when rainbow road is on the battlefront dude what is wrong with these people what's wrong with you me rainbow road was right in front of you significantly better of course but it's rainbow road it's the n64 road that they botched with one [ __ ] rainbow who cares but it's rainbow road what are you guys talking about what are you what are you screaming about i hate you guys my hands are slippery and we voted for mute city apparently snes rainbow road no rainbow road but it was there but it's bad but it's rainbow road how could it be bad sorry conor because they because they ruined it all right they said let's just do one lap for no [ __ ] reason oh they're being quirky are you excited for whatever this new twist they have for the new game that's stupid what's the new twist i don't know i bet it's gonna be [ __ ] up every old map because we feel like it though yeah it's gonna be like let's just make the game bad people just complain and then they left the twist is every course isn't the same and it's actually just all new i'm getting i'm getting bullied the twist is that every playable car is a mercedes-benz model did you know that that there's a finished mario kart wii hd remake or controller what that is not released in the west what are you talking about there is for the it's for the nvidia shield what the hell was that it was like nvidia's like switch like thing before the switch was it was the thing never released oh my god oh [ __ ] yeah okay my mod bullet billed me d modded d modded immediately mod status gone it's over that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up don't second don't spam second place in my chat you're gonna be modded how are you gonna spam now hang on this man i'll time you out right now go on one more time no that is the worst luck i've ever had in a mario kart game no no i would be in first place i'm [ __ ] losing it i'm [ __ ] losing it i'm falling apart out here dude i am so far behind on this series three three well this rainbow road's on the ballot this rainbow road is arguably worse just an even better reason to vote for it uh how do i what did you say oh bear dm'd me as friend code okay yeah we'll get him in here conor doesn't appreciate good track design mods please ban this person if they think that this is a good rainbow road i think you're just bad at it there's just good rainbow it's just annoying i think it's a decent one i think it's a decent one i'm not gonna lie to you oh my god who interrupted my drift you're crazy you know what no this game this this map [ __ ] blows does that correlate with something that just happened to you by chance no okay just checking connor complaining once again why didn't you mod that colin i don't know i can't suck it up in this in this tournament [ __ ] hell he was whining early wasn't in the game and now he's whining because he because he uh get it i've been feeling i'm gonna open your stream to being banned why do you throw hey you know oh [ __ ] my life what is going on man frantic items are enabled because this waluigi is sweating there's not i thought they were disabled it's not on he's just that far ahead oh it's based off distance oh right yeah no you're right dude is the distance right now man's got the whole tryhard again i've i've fought i have fallen 20 times already yeah no no no no no no no no no i don't like this matter not feeling this one i'm starting to think connor's right connor is no conor he's never been wrong connor's right connor's right facts are all i've i thought i was activating the star i think connor's spitting about this one [Music] let's make a rainbow road with our move everything that people like about rainbow road and give it like a space theme for some [ __ ] reason [ __ ] you moist oh my god i'm a dork i'm a greedy bastard i know i need a break i know you have to [ __ ] break dude that just wasn't my race oh dude i'm i'm not gonna he said weak men complain about good rainbow road design never mind i like them don't ban them it was the same guy too hey mish tuk thanks for the five dollars you've been a huge inspiration to me every day and every day i'm also sad because early in the morning when the meat is ready to beat there's no true platform angry hippie uh with a dog 11 says you were my sexual awakening uh toast over the moon thanks for the five hey big man you're huge inspiration uh for me and content and life general have a great day thanks for being a great guy abs thanks for 4 20. my 21st is in two days any idea what i should do i don't care bulbasaur thanks for the one dollar uh you uploading these vods yeah i am lori i am angry hippie heart yeah i listen guys you gotta stop donating to me i don't care about your [ __ ] birthday hello what happened what is your chat upset about uh someone donated and said what should i do for my birthday and i said i don't care because it's true i don't care yeah who this is not a sapnap stream you don't donate to get a happy birthday dude all right i did say happy birthday to someone though it is all right i'm not gonna do that then my chat starts donating asking to say happy birthday to really [ __ ] post usernames we've gotten um this is such a [ __ ] most recent one what's the most recent birthday [ __ ] fart 382 yeah yo dude martin shkreli happy birthday bro he bought my album he did yeah i heard he likes those you [ __ ] up by shooting that shell danny never let the shells go in 200. is my a button working why am i like stopping what is happening watch this no one does that oh what happened [Music] [ __ ] me i gotta get rid of these i just went out of balance for being on top of the mountain like above the course i went above the course how did i just accomplish that [Music] i gotta i gotta end this stream soon man i gotta end this [ __ ] stream soon i'm just embarrassing myself i'm i'm actually impressed dude the amount of people that are better at mario kart than what we use dude this [ __ ] lobby is fantastic you've got to be [ __ ] kidding me oh my i'm so mad oh my god oh i just gotta [ __ ] use this [ __ ] horn to block a red shell because as soon as cc you can't [ __ ] time it so the red shell just held back and i just wasted the horn and i died that's what happens man i'm so mad what happens oh thanks betty white for the three dollars it was recently my 100th birthday oh no that's not true that's just [Music] [Laughter] that's so cruel oh you [ __ ] bastard moise moist just dm'd me my [ __ ] 12th place and said al you you [ __ ] bastard dream use the revive book dude moisture's dm me a google maps photo of my house what the [ __ ] why didn't moist just take a selfie with my mom what's going on [Laughter] what the hell bev oh yoshi circuit this place is not suited for 200. can someone make me an emote that's just a dream holding the revive book i'm terrible like little guy it could be good yeah betty white just uh donated again and informed me that dream used the book oh nice yeah so she did celebrate it oh you [ __ ] wiggler oh you're kidding me connor are you wiggling are you wiggling right now watch this oh how does the blue shield perfect perfect perfect that blue shell is unreal he's i'm getting stream sniped by a [ __ ] item in this game yo you are so far ahead are you in first right now sneak what is no leave me alone oh yeah eighth place give me a [ __ ] squid yeah oh i'll take that banana thanks thanks maker well i'm about to get first place he's got a [ __ ] squid why connor you went out of your way to do that i literally didn't hit you on my screen you didn't nope i need that double item sorry moist maybe they can eat get a fourth that's so unbelievable that's so unbelievable i did meatball live with a six dollar donation the cowboys suck who okay hey thanks silky schlong oh five dollars from uh from jeffrey epstein hey schlep my big birthday is in two weeks any idea how to celebrate who gave him the revived book what the [ __ ] [Laughter] i can't breathe holy [ __ ] thanks hey gail for these seven dollars thanks for the mega lols guys push out the connery's pants see you guys someday wow that one that one got me i got dude i got the full guys overlay theme dude i've been loving it i really like can we play fall guys i'd love to play fall guys have you wait do you mean you you've been loving fall guys or my overlappings i like the overlay but i do always love fall guys you mean like a stream overlay i tweeted at fall guys and i was like big bonkest can i have the sonic skin for free and then they literally gave it to me they're so they're so cool man they're hip-hop i love big thick bonkers can you give me the [ __ ] sonic skin they're like yeah we'll give you whatever you want i love how they named it thick bonk is so so cool of them to do that that's so based and something built in this lobby apparently what the [ __ ] no don't you dare throw that back don't you dare pull it back don't throw it back don't throw it back at me don't do it don't do it no no no [ __ ] dude i'm not what i used to be i'm not what i used to be i'm getting hit by everything left and right yeah this isn't i feel like frantic items were better in a weird way sneak maybe i think i might need a break from the cart i might need a break from the car i might i don't know hanging up the keys maybe we reconvene in like 10 i don't know 20 minutes i need to take a [ __ ] breather taking a breather i'll be back in a bit i i i'm just gonna take a breather recompose myself and then come back stronger than ever i don't know what's going on everybody i don't know what's going on it's embarrassing it's embarrassing i'm getting my ass handed to me by everyone and i and you gotta you you guys can't lie the beginning i was i was feeling it i was good i was good i've just gotten unlucky i guess it's just bad luck right it's just bad luck jesse with a one dollar donation who says your streams trigger my chronic migraines uh what's up shut your mouth buckowski thanks for the 250. classic call back gremlin thanks for the five tell jimbo i said hi i would if jambo was here right now dude hey betty white my birthday's coming it's the same message do i need a wiggler do i need a wiggler julia i don't know i don't know jambo's at home i'm not at home right now i have an office that i work out of jam is just chilling at home man i got a very nice couch he loves to sit on that would what i got for jambo actually is like a little windowsill perch it's a little windowsill perch with a really comfy like memory foam thing and it just like extends the windowsill a little bit there's a nice like uh cloth cover on it it's all soft it's beautiful heating pad in it that's the secret dude you want your cat to like you get him a [ __ ] heating pad i got like three of them for him wherever he wants to set that [ __ ] up wherever he loves me dude's been so good he's been such a good cat recently ah hey what's your opinion on british people i don't like them lamel well they're not [ __ ] good at mario kart i tell you that much holly thanks for the three your ass got sent into orbit though ah no comment ellie thanks for the five piss emperor thanks for the three bucks why do you dislike communism joe biden thanks for the one dollar i'm joe biden he goes play his cat peach at a w i listen i i i [ __ ] with my villagers i'm not i'm not trying to change anything up i'm not trying to change anything up anything crazy adam's apple thanks for the buck did you ever consider playing open ttd again yeah absolutely man i uh i still love that game it would just i i'd want to play with other people now um so i got to find some some folk who would be uh into that honestly maybe wilbur wilbur uh was tuning in to those old school youtube streams that had like 50 people watching so it's uh it's definitely a possibility queen elizabeth thanks for the 4.20 cents well now that betty hoe really took the l couldn't be me hey glad you're here queen hopefully uh there's a good final stream for you i'm going into full camera view for a little minute hmm you ever gonna meet wilbur irl yeah i have i met wilbur in september 2019 at twitchcon and um the day before i had face revealed and twitter had gone buck wild and i was so put off by it that the first thing i said to wilbur and it's so like looking back guys it's just so [ __ ] cringe but i said to him like one of the first things i said is please let's not take a photo [Music] it feels so bad looking back but i didn't i did meet him um i was just scared man i was [ __ ] scared the images were coming out at like twitchcon people taking photos of me michael mcchill and venom and i looked different in all of them i looked like my age was fluctuating like 30 years in all these different photos and uh i was just i was so overwhelmed i was because michael mcchill had a little his camera did like some insane face softening and then ants was like the sharpest [ __ ] photo ever [Music] thanks ian show gundams i don't have a gun them dude i don't jambo thanks for the 420 yeah you need to come you need to come home the heating pad are just pissing on my heating pad again jambo i'm sorry if i'm not hitting all these donuts guys i do appreciate it though uh lexi thanks for the 420 thoughts on the queen passing on march 11 2022 your guess is as good as mine i just got a donut from prince philip though and he said it's hot down here so i'm sorry for you brother favorite first interaction with the creator [Music] hmm [Music] i don't know i don't know i i generally think i i think highly of pretty much everybody uh who does this job [Music] i haven't met anybody in person in a long time though like i guess bilzo came down but i haven't met anybody in a while because no one's traveling [Music] y'all leaving the jokers man oh it's [ __ ] up it's so [ __ ] up what are they gonna do what's what's gonna happen with the [ __ ] show you can't do the show anymore like dude [Music] they are not gonna they are not gonna [ __ ] replace joe you can't joe gato he's the best one then sal then mur than q of course i mean that's just the correct order um hmm [Music] [Music] i used to hate murr as a kid i thought he was just a little poindexter looking ass but i've come to appreciate it mer liking myrrh is like it's like it's like a fine wine you age and you're like oh i can appreciate myrrh now it's like uh it's like watching tom and jerry and you always both you always be rooting for jerry as he does all that [ __ ] and then all of a sudden it's [ __ ] like you you get it you [ __ ] with tom after a while same thing with mark [Music] all right i'm almost ready to go back in i'm almost ready to go back in and i get bleach on my t-shirt i'm gonna feel like an [ __ ] everybody's watching this video is gonna be confused because it's just going to be the [ __ ] lo-fly in the back joe salmer q is the only order yeah listen man i i i like q but that [ __ ] hat is just [Music] just like you just look dumb bro [Music] don't make fun of me oh i got a dm from eddie dude i got i i applied for verification again today and i get denied in 10 minutes and eddie burback got verified two days ago and and [ __ ] fit mc got verified yesterday i don't know what i gotta do anymore [Music] did you see what i did did you see what i did to my twitter i changed everything i got rid of the [ __ ] monkey balls i got i i literally i changed it and now it is the cleanest looking it's the most generic [ __ ] ever [Music] and they still denied it they are doing it despite me but to be fair the day i got verified it was election night and i tweeted saying that i had won the election so they might have like a [Music] they might hold a grudge or something i don't know i was just goofing you know it was obvious that i had not won and was not the acting president of the united states but whatever i think i also changed my [ __ ] bio to say current president but uh hey you know we don't talk about that [Music] i just thought they'd see the tweet that said i like men with 700 000 likes and be like [ __ ] it that's enough nope is what it is [Music] connor's eating his food now sneak is still uh we're still muted i'll i'll get some races in again i want to get that bear guy in though i don't know where he's at thanks i love dead yeah once you get them verified you don't think you get it back i that's probably the case that is probably the case thanks liquid sorrow you are donating to the wrong account but i still see it don't worry you're on the j schlatt page i'm on the schlatt one right now yo damn i'm messaging you and you just shatter my eardrum yeah i know what's the plan man uh i don't know just chilling same i need a i definitely need a breather it was two hours of fast gaming yeah i'm still streaming do you yeah you know me dude we're both live we're both live sneak 100 a race [Music] no no i'm talking to the one guy who's not going to indulge you i have i owe so much money to my wedding then that'll do it i will do it it's worth it but got no spending money as funny as it would be [Music] ask me ask me afterwards though once my caterers paid off god i don't even want to know how much money that is don't even don't even follow me i can let you know later [Music] dude i'm getting [ __ ] married in a gas station and i'm giving her a you are getting a [ __ ] ring pop that i buy right there [Music] anytime i play ads on my channel i've tricked my well i've not tricked i've told my community i would never trick you guys for more money um that it's for my wedding fund because it totally is right oh i never trick you guys that would be messed up would be messed up you don't want to do that no i wouldn't i didn't i'm such a sucker for cali uchis for what cali ouches you know her is this a setup you setting me up no it's a singer the artist kali uchis [Music] my brain's running through hypotheticals right now i don't trust you i know it sounds like an std but it's not [Music] sounds like a decent nut setup it's not i promise [Music] i don't know where i listen to video game music on my stream all the time so don't get in trouble you think i have time for a new artist no it's fair it's fair it's the way to go all right i actually might be done with the stream i'm getting i'm i'm kind of crashing you might need another uh five hour energy if you know what i'm saying we can uh we can flip script two game wise you know i'm always down for more variety ah dude i might be done you know we never uh we never continued our dead rising plate that we did for one stream we did not we did not do dead rising again [ __ ] it's on the table on the table for sure all right i'm gonna end no problem dude i'll be back in a minute i'll do more races [Music] yo what's going on [Music] all right fun night i will be back don't you worry we'll be back is what it is thank you for for tuning in thanks for the uh donos johnny boz how you doing man good to see you danielle thanks for 13 bucks hello hello goodbye

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Length: 145min 31sec (8731 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 08 2022