Russell Crowe - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! - 3/3 Visits In Chronological Order

holy Wow [Applause] member [Applause] all right welcome my dear how are you - good it's very nice to see I can't help but notice I forgive me you went in that plant no but it's good clip those no it's good well in is it a clip of the movie you're in far as I know well that's good and you at least this B clip of the movie and that's what is the movie about what are your late night show run right young will and Mary as you probably know the vast majority of the audience is probably asleep I bet now or so or or so II am and Raisin Bran something snappy to wake him up wake them up yeah I didn't mind they're asleep for the first bit but I'd like them to you hey now hey why why because this is the bit that I'm in [Applause] it's very nice to see it slide to you and that leif ericson sweeper today yeah gradual oceans yeah you got the hair yeah yeah you look at that still you are you playing a perfectly claimed the story rights now right and let's just get the movie under what well yeah because they'll really want me I think you'll be okay on your own but this all getting the movie made thing I don't think who we get to play leaps kind of wacky Scottie shake kick who we get to play the game by King that runs a little can I get that far you leave you know I don't think that it's going to work like that now we've got to touch stones in our life anyway in common yeah what's that I played Johnny in the original bad boy Johnny and the prophets of doom did that musical Daniel lair urban areas reg you know I didn't know you did the very first one in Melbourne which raised the money to put on the very first production but he shafted me arm dead the production yeah yeah yeah and it was so funny I got news I years a bit of a writer I got that news the same day I auditioned for the first movie that I ever got and the character I played in that movie was Johnny and the movie called the cross over at my wife it was just a weird moment for me in my life that because I for three years I'd been Johnny in that musical and one more another because I developed it with him or whatever then as soon as it was looking like it was going ahead I kept you know but on the same day I picked up another job and the character was called Johnny so I was kind of like well caramel say I think I missed that yes yes a whole lot of Kermit's yeah yeah that's fantastic because I I did it in London they were trying to do it in the West End I didn't play Johnny I get any any bomb threats though you okay yeah yeah no we were doing for ten days you would have been the guy that after being a guy client I played the part of the perverted Satanic priest Yes Man which is the role I always covered it was a gray role it was really the second best lead role in a musical since Frank and foot Frank I did and Rocky Horror Show as well did you do that at is 415 performances of the Rocky Horror Show I must have done about the same I did eight shows a week forever I did it in the way stay into London I played I played Brad majors they all the way I indicated here okay he plays Fred exactly Brad yeah I was the Americans like agni-i I mean that's a lot I didn't do it as it's called no no no no that would have been good well actually I did this you know everything's under you know not Hilton that would have sold a few more tickets Leslie let's take you no I did it as I didn't mean to play him as The Scotsman but I ended up playing him as a Scotsman who lived in America right what accents were you for yeah oh really I think no no who did you play in Rocky Horror I was late Eddie and dr. Scott that's a good four hundred shows and then I played Frank and further for the last 15 nice did you wear the stockings and then I made so many mistakes in those 15 shows yeah there was opportunity for me to either continue on as Frank and further where I had this sort of what I considered this the time a real job opportunity to to do blood brothers right and because there's no fourth wall in Rocky Horror you know that you can just talk directly to the audience I just sort of went out and and did that you know and just fell into it some feelings are like a pile of poo right how many summers I'm yeah like one night I went out there and somebody was calling something out from the audience I said it never make a transvestite darling who wouldn't be enough lipstick to go around your mouth Wow cut food later on in a bar you know tap tap tap on the shoulder big ass going that was me you are talking to and you know what I was that drugs bad back yeah no I like did you did you dance around in the heels yes had to do all that yeah when I was doing practiced walking around the hosts in the high heels you like them Boozer yeah good hard habit to break that is once you get says like crack do you want me once you can do it well cool and the other one is that is it when the Drew Carey Show started up yeah I won you Bruce Bruce Helford then yeah so that's just kind of amazing that considering those tough stones that we haven't actually met before now I don't know if we haven't actually met because I was drunk for a long time and I'm gay and a lot of that thing was in Australia actually was it yeah I was drunk in the club kakadu up there in sydney and then like i could do in sydney well kakadu yeah you never know and then there was a qudoos actually in the kakadu national park which is in the Northern Territory no no no that's a different kakadu that's a whole other you know I cannot do the place your kakadu the feeling I'm feelin kinda caca yeah and what the a Jew you and you gave up drinking no 29:29 yeah yeah I just don't think you gave it good enough go give up drinking before you're 30 you didn't try and especially if you give up drinking before you're successful it's kind of cheating yeah now you're going up against a whole lot of drunk people and no wonder you're getting ahead because they're all good I'm not getting a half that you're getting ahead and you're drunk I the whole thing is come clear to me now I know why you're an American citizen because they will not let you back into Scotland cos you don't drink anymore well that's over there are over 14 people who don't drink in that country now like wildfire I heard of an Australian who didn't drink I know you imagine now it must happen I'm sure so you just sort of like that sick of waking up in other people's houses with nothing yeah houses and houses would have been the step up yeah don't stir us really I really oh yeah I was very I was very wild with it I mean I I know I give up before I was sorry but it was only three months before my 30th birthday and I was you know ready yeah I've given up drinking quite a few things but not altogether is this some things I just don't drink anymore because I realized that me and that particular product don't see eye to eye at a certain time of the morning are we talking about tequila now the killer and our good friends here vodka and I can get on pretty well it's just the dark liquors that don't seem to bring out the best of my personality buggery in the last hour you had me thinking the press'll it's a joy to finally meet you will you come back and see you soon absolutely all right Russell Crowe everybody like my childhood please welcome Russell Crowe [Applause] already uh okay evening Craig how are you my dear very very good how good you look well you look very movie sorry about your blind God you get your exciting socks yeah I like that it everything's old black and then you're just that little bit of color on the socks that say I cannot be tamed indeed I in fact can be tamed right the film looks good it's probably your underwear that you've got a little color I go nuts reminder where you want to say I've got a little blue and tonight so that means at some point in time you'll be running around pantless Oh with the show so obviously that's why you match them up yes I so you inside you know that you're color-coordinated I like to know that everything's fabulous underneath top of you everything fabulous underneath with you your basic black here oh really black all the way all the way baby stage written right through you shouldn't go black though because it makes everything look smaller I need to do that otherwise people screaming on thank you all right welcome Russell what we're going to do the belt looks good yeah it's been great going around talking to people about it it's really fun when you can talk about something and people assume they know what it's going to be right and then when they see the film they go that was nothing like I was expecting to be guys and takes in the issue and the apply yeah the only the other side so many cliches associated with Robin Hood that people expect you know Little John and Robin meet on a log have a staff fight at some point Robin dresses up and goes an archery competition and at some point then I made Mary Ann gets captured as a damsel in distress indeed saving yeah we don't do anything really no not at all are you sure this is Robin Hood film then well yeah but that is little join in it Little John is in any Scottish as he who plays a a guy called kevin durand this isn't a Thunder Bay in Ontario in Canada that's nearly Scotland I guess he's a man of the north yeah all right I've been at Thunder Bay it's quite Scottish up there a lot of people drunk in the weather's bad he's um he's a really good chap and he's a great actor and yeah accent very very well and what about what your accent you do the English accent and the film I do a northern English accent really what Newcastle is something that I not despair as out it's kind of a hybrid II Yorkshire barnesdale Nottingham kind of all right well a bit like that sort of talk like that a little bit a little bit like that yeah yeah but but better how meet your uncle all and I've got that cool but that's good to what the movie then is historically accurately well I mean it's accurate as you can be really because there's so many different assumptions about Robin Hood the story may in fact go all the way back to 870 ad you know so we recalibrated the story based on the simple fact that you know most Robin Hood's finished with King Richard riding in the a short corner he comes back and goes awesome and then that yeah but when you look at it you realize that King Richard went on crusade by the way King Richard the great English hero was a Frenchman yeah I didn't speak English and he died no I had a grand disregard for all things in who tried to sell the city of London at one point was pissed off couldnt get a buyer don't work goodbye lunch no be very expensive added moans well I wasn't that expensive at the time you wouldn't think wasn't it no I mean how much was it you didn't research this night I didn't I didn't get to the actual five he was looking for but thing is Richard never made it back to England he got killed putting a minor French castle to siege in real in France here through crossbow bolt through the neck shot by French cook so we start our Robin Hood by killing King Richard so you know straightaway that isn't going to be any more short goner either no well that's a choice man I don't give a okay legal with your nose cause if it's not short corner a I mean we couldn't get any of the Connery family none of you know he was Robin Hood his son was robbed with Robbie's granddaughters the ribbon he'd Laura hurt lurid Bobby Bobby would probably regret though yeah but did you make the film did you go to England to make it we did we did we shot in and around sorry Derbyshire we went up to we went to the west of Scotland place called freshwater West it's not Scotland or Wales oh the same way no no did you ever drink it in Wales do you ever drink with a Welshman we did I'm literally disappointed really yeah yeah because they all have a certain point you know the arguments began that's great that's what you expect right or these ghosts are the whales yeah I think I was of course but you know what they wanted to argue about in well what I want to argue about English cricket really bothered me did you go to a gay bar in Wales here I was just you know I'm there trying to get an argument going but remember the centenary test years versus all black Brian McKechnie kicks a penalty goal in the last minute and I like no no no we want to talk about cricket yeah yeah so a lot of them arms of Romania that's why I did have access you know when I was a young fella I was about to play well a Welshman in a movie and I had the opportunity to talk to Anthony Hopkins we were all right yeah he shoots on a film you know and I said to him you know honey I called Tony that set your name yeah I called Tony need a Buddha ELISA so I said to him you know give me some tips about during the Welsh accent and he looked at me no steady gaze for about 15 seconds and he said just do a really bad Indian accent yeah and you'll get away with it yeah that's what I thought you know smartass thing to say you know but when I looked into it I realized the Welsh guard were the first people in place in India when the British you know colonized it so that's during the Indian rhythm a bit like this right there we'll talk a little bit like this as well it's very strange that the key phrase he gave me to remember the Welsh accent was with the the bishops who ruled all dangus ii had habits of Julia's taste they would sacrifice virgins for breakfast how barbaric and think of the waste hey come are we ready yeah no no all right will you chop this down that again really fascinating when you see them no no no editing for the movie so this cramps live you're going it's going out Wales you've been up to be back to us recently yeah I spend most of the year in Australia you know has came on the road to where you know they at school there yeah the kids are in school everybody's actually in England at the month right we sort of came through here went to England settled him in the school and I've been going around Europe and then come back here and I'll be with them in about I would say about 1213 hours from now oh really is just going to get over here yeah straight on go later all right no that's good you should use maybe train falling home right now they're asleep alright that's right if you wanted to I'd let you borrow the phone oh yeah no I wouldn't actually let's not do that it would be great TV for my wife to be swearing like that now it would mean that I probably shouldn't get on the plane oh no no it'd be fine I'll be fine so I do you have that you thought you have a farm there right what do you have in the farm well we got about seven hundred cows Black Angus we like Angus e he's on the farm as well yeah he looked after the guy oh you guys get over there we got voices who got chickens you know the cool thing about the farm really is the is the native wildlife you know kangaroos wallabies actually well which is kind of like a short kangaroo race I get a digital kangaroo get it it's a more compact version yeah it's kinda as a great a version of the yeah no they're not the aggressive at all kangaroos are aggressive and it can be sometimes yeah but that's mainly a mating thing you know if they fancy or if they think you fancy their woman they'll go for you really good thing about you ever been attracted to a kangaroo secondly not that I can remember yeah now are you are you genuinely not sexually attracted to kangaroos or you're just frightened that other kangaroos will be jealous and beat you up well to tell tell the truth it's just that I know I can't catch them so you might as well know why I have that desire you're only going to be disappointed well maybe you couldn't have the kite that maybe you could entice them maybe a kind word a dinner you know what I can't really draw grass mmm that's disappointing I thought the I'd like them to be carnivorous they won't weigh back you know they're worried there's a dinosaur kangaroo that they found that has a big like a tooth coming at the bottom and you're making it about yeah and at a certain point I understand by room talk and not my friends no it's actually true yeah they're still playing with the band as well yep we're going to get probably tore through America and August nice come close on fire yeah I'd be great yeah I've been looking around to see if there's and there's a place to play now is different we moved a desk over actually with musicians Hill yeah so maybe it's just being talked about at the moment I haven't actually been on the road since 2006 so it's sort of about time and the whites got an album coming out so we to a family's failure with regards family I think you know really yeah and take the kids with us and you know that would be nice yeah because just a little three weeks other thing lots of not too long ways are the kids Charlie's six and Jemison's three and a half oh yeah you can still do it then it's when they're like 14 never like I'll come or dad yeah yeah so Charlie's already into that thing of like whenever his mum or I start singing he just like boxes and runs from the room so they're charming absolutely charming idiots me a good for your confidence no no I mean them I think he loves music did you really just not what we're doing it all right well you mustn't worry about that they're just kids will tell you the truth that's all that's probably what I'm worried about yeah you'll be all right it'd be funny be good be love will you come back and do it there will you come back and sing a song if you want yeah that'd be nice cool I'm will try and get you one of them slow kangaroos it was a cool thing about the farm actually is my dad has over time been creating a relationship with the local bird life you know then he's managed to make friends with about seven kookaburras a kookaburra is a basically a gigantic Kingfisher with a really big bill I know a song about the kookaburra done sitting in the old gum tree yet Mary Mary king of the bushes he there you go laughs kookaburra laugh kookaburra gay your life must be and the people who are in the publishing that song just recently took men at work to court over that song Down Under because the flute solo dududu that's right is the melody from yeah Russell you're you're a foot of information anyway so my dad and the Kookaburra the kookaburras actually act as a sort of a police force for the other native birds Riaan and yeah so the the introduced birds who normally sort of shoo the native birds off don't like mucking around with the kookaburras because they're very aggressive and they have those big bills and you know so we have ended up over time becoming this sanctuary for a lot of native bird life so we've got King parrots Andros Ella's and sulphur crested cockatoos major Mitchell I like a look a large you know [Music] my good man I got to do it right if I say look you like with the honorary my reverse of things and I do this that's basic yeah anyway so it's kind of fabulous now you know we have this amazing thing every night as the sun's going down or all these different birds hang around yeah but it's just beautiful you know so as though it's cool well get back to that I will yeah get out of it I've got back with the band all right and good luck I'm excited about this movie I think it's going to be very good I think you're going to like it man yeah I like a better back just a very robust telling of the tail you know and Cate Blanchett is Maid Marian oh yeah she's back tacular beautiful and really fun to work with you know actually I've been going around telling people you know that cakes very warm and loving person and she was great fun on the set and everything the end of a day would you know she'd kick off your shoes and have a vodka and a chat and all that sort of stuff you know and it came back to her in a press conference you know she's mother of three and all that sort of stuff and I suppose he's you know aware of her public image and they said so Russell says at the end of a workday you drink vodka in a straight face yes he drove me to it I'd never touched the drop before I work for him [Applause] anyway don't that that's it bye my first guest a great big movie star in a proper movie Russell Crowe everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] good evening Craig I'm good oh you you look very good here you look at your own black like a super movie star in a proper movie has I wore sunglasses to the premiere last night did you really it was not fun you know that makes you a bit of a douche but you wouldn't say that into a Snoop Dogg or RZA would you do no sir I would not do well all I would be afraid what I worked out is that they're just trying to save their eyesight because the flashes and stuff so I thought you know I'm going to take a leaf out of their book and I shall wear sunglasses at night as well all right man if you can carry off good fair play to ya before I did it I forgave myself right that's good you got to do that by the way yes it's great to be promoting this particular movie on moving that direction name Greg Lynn is haggis paul haggis a lot boys been on the show many times I was named after a delicious sausage for my old friend know when my dad was a pub manager run right we had a particular barmaid who well she wasn't a sharpest knife in the safe of it yeah it was a very good barmaid yeah and my dad had been taught by the old school you know we're still more beer you know I love the minute ago you had the Dalek look near ask you there's a two gay guys out here competing for a job I see but that is a problem yeah what does happen to America anyway so one yeah he don't know you know you got argument ah he's right I'm going to try and avoid saying a name because I don't wanted to be embarrassed because she will eventually see the show but she was always asking my father for advice on normal things you know and one of them was coming up with an Andrews day and my dad likes to actually make a haggis every now and then you know right and so he was he was making it and he had signs up around the bar that she worked in and she came to after watching mr. Crowl mr. Crowe can you tell me what is a haggis because everybody's asking me and I just don't know so my dad do the pressure you know give me an idea give me an idea I'm sure I'm doing enough mr. K you saying about big enough boys I'm just saying you could load yourself into the part a little more you haven't been to the rest of these alright yeah okay anyway so but my dad is a leg puller of the highest order you know I am the opportunity you know what it was a split second thing you know you know please tell me I hate it any and he goes I nearly said the name is it a haggis a haggis is an eight-legged spider that lives on the rocky coast of Scotland right and once a year the Scottish natives will go down yeah through the rocky shoreline yeah with some very strong pepper they sprinkle the pepper on the rocks right and when this large eight-legged hairy spider most spiders I've got eight legs was she didn't know that ray okay she's asking about haggis yonder mr. Andrews day that was just a little extra detail right now it's good for a long I know I liked it out for that study well the spiders will come out intrigued as to what the odor is all right and smell the pepper immediately sneeze of God yes knock themselves out on the rocks and the natives of Scotland will come along and pick them up take them home and cook them and which is what I'm doing now so go and tell everybody that what she did for the whole day does she know now that it's that's actually a little bit of a fabrication that a Gazoo well that was probably about 1976 he did that gag so you hope that you'd picked up on I don't know we used to tell all sorts of stories about haggis which is no one really wants to know the awful truth it's kind of like Otto the awful awful truth exactly so no wonder you have the stroke boys I knew you were going to be talking like this Russell you know what you want we can talk like this we'll the entire interview and by considering how awesome both of the dolls behind let me ask you will you be going to the Royal Wedding hey nice is between if the Queen still the queen of Australia did you guys have a vote if she still looked into Mysterio oh yes she's the head of a head of state Yeah right yeah so she can come over there and drink free an ePub in the country no yep oh yeah yeah yeah that's it oh I won't probably say you wouldn't find a single hotel owner in Australia that would charge Lizabeth she came in the door asking for a sherry you know that that must be a nice feeling to know that there's an entire country where you can drink for free must be like being Russell Crowe Hey yep did you get that Doctor Who in Australia did you get what I've done was never a fan who's not there sorry I've heard you're a bit obsessed obsessed oh yeah Lobell obsessed you know you know for me there was never enough naked women and Doctor Who well it's not that kind of thing I mean you can't say oh I don't really like you know sandwiches there's no naked women and some things don't I'm naked women and look look I'm a father naked women is much of a backs fine but you got you got naked women in an address egg I don't see why not you know I can't argue with that kind of homespun logic please don't keep the horses yeah oh we have our settle over to the boys oh yeah say hello sir yeah [Music] do you know you still keep that I said but I said I wasn't going to do that but I thought I don't know but now you got to do you got to do I talked to them particularly the the back end I I admired his his obvious connection with but with the horse now as a performer oh yeah he is the front end Bautista his you know horse oh yeah he's he's very very good he wears sunglasses at night he's that good he walks around wearing big those big burp at the bottom of the horse you see him at movie premieres walking around sunglasses big for fat he was probably there last night he was do you see him yeah he was on the red carpet joy on that red carpet thing have Russell what you're wearing all that stuff last night was a particularly boring one really some of them are we did one in New York a week in half ago which was really exciting looks good because the stores along the way you can stop go grab a pizza or something like I la it's just carpet what you tend to do you see is you tend to spend your whole day when you're doing this press junkets doing these interviews all right and talking about the movie then you get to the red carpet and you do it again you know sort of it starts to feel like some sort of torture at a certain point it's almost as if you have to go to the same place every night and do the same damn thing but why a fella might lose it or difference mine so when I do like red carpets is when my wife's with me oh yeah she know gets all dressed up and everything I know kind of like that oh hey where you going yeah yeah I know you're saying naked lady business well I know what what you wear on a red carpet is significant you know bump above what you wear around the house you know can you hang around for a bit we'll do a commercial break and we'll come back you can tell me about that we'll be right back the Russell Crowe [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome back everybody here with us ago we don't normally talk to each other when unless the cameras are on and I realized at that time you called me I'm wearing my red carpet over I want clowny of global Sun I said I was like why you're doing a Pakistani accent I think it's great that they're like sounder actors what seriously is it yeah I think so yeah yeah Billy Boyd used to teach me the thing that you should side with or to a Scotsman because my family's Scottish yeah and the town of Weems Williams Weems be why it's heaven announcer leaves painted its shangri-la Las Vegas and Beverly Hills rolled into somewhere nearby good the Year good to hear so he said the thing they should say long me alum leak oh yes that's a very nice thing to say like may your lumber II get means long may your chimney smoke that's the literal translation what it really means does enjoy your penis so do you have a family you know kilt yeah yeah tartan crap I've got a tie to the mound osseous X aspera success what's the top the tartness just like a greeny kind of tartan and Dulce sex I look for the name of the partner tartan so the Weems cotton is the Black Watch oh no no the blackboard was a regiment in Scotland that was an army regiment and and my current is fairness in tartan because the parents have their own tartan crews not at all but yeah now all the Black Watch you know did look after their border for the Romans well they kind of the black boys I think kind of really forged the British Empire there was a hugely powerful regiment very very distinguished regiment and it was disbanded in Britain a while ago I think for financial reasons probably to give more money to Queen I look forward to your angry laughter people on the Internet cool anyway yeah Musa well yeah you keep the horses though still that yes yeah I've got to the pregnant at the moment how many horses have you got five five five nice horses and then a bunch of sort of working horses as well or one with the horses do you have to me so you see there's you know I have guys that work on the property who worked with the cattle so they have a sorcerer when they're rounding up stuff do you have cattle add horses you like a real dude you walk around there you don't walk around us failure with you I got up sunglasses on at night oh dear you never met you would never do that wouldn't even do everything rather word is sunglasses is normal an hour yeah yeah yeah yeah so the two are in fall at the moment one of them totally give birth in the next week well that's adorable will you be there yeah I don't think I'll be there actually this time but it's fantastic watching the horse because we never talked about the movie the movie that's what we have to talk about the movie movie you know where you were drawn the map tongue just got done only a nuisance Gore died you've got to get yourself out of there before they [Music] don't give away anymore of the point yeah it starts on Friday yeah that's all you need to know there you go are you going to go do you enjoy the movie theater when you're in the movie and just like kind of sneak in no actually no I did once yeah yeah the the DGA theater were having a screening of Cinderella Man vs Guild of America for yours if you're not sure business like me and I was doing a Q&A there afterwards so I just really wanted to feel how the audience were responding to it so I went down the side of the building and and crept in the fire exit and so I could look I couldn't see the screen but I could see the audience's faces and it was right in the final championship bout and it was crazy was great you enjoyed it people were just covering their eyes and freaking out one was just crying her eyes that was fantastic we have to watch the movie that's watching the audience yeah kind of like what you said but different different yeah so what you're saying is yes but no understanding no but okay that's good there was a variation on the theme do you know that I had a story about Anthony Hopkins that went to a screening he went to in Breton in the movie theater he went to screening it's just a regular like afternoon screening of Silence of the Lambs right but now it was that he weaved over to the women set in front of them and he leaned over meant did you enjoy that yeah great very good yeah I mean there's a lot of sitting around watching your own movie for what joke and so what's next up today what you go Indo you go back doors know you still talking around all about the movie for the next couple of weeks are welded I had a longer schedule but it looks like I'm going to get to go home now which is good I really don't come back and see the kids and AJ your kids Nona Charlie is six and Tennyson is four so it's Charlie riding horses yeah they've both been on horses yeah but Charlie's sort of he's decided he's you know a little bit wary of them now but he wasn't when he was younger it now it now he is but we don't you grow up around officers is that because they give that was talking to bar means with big chests you can and before that he used to do muscles and comes his time what a visit and like you I thought of that YouTube muffler's run and what you do you wear your sunglasses let me put it this way I think mufflers are very important yeah they are let me tell you mufflers are extremely important because without them there's a lot of noise yeah so yet back to the horses thing my parents were location caterers and they were driving through the western suburbs in the outer reaches with a Blue Mounds er once when I was about 9 or 10 and they found a place called teen Ranch Keene right yeah which was a Christian youth camp the kids okay and at that stage which is the early 70s it costs or mid to cost about $7 a week to send your kid away for a whole week and they were like bargain oh yeah they would pack me and my brother off to this place teen Ranch and we would ride horses and sing songs to Jesus do you still sing songs for Jesus Russell on the occasion glad to hear it I'll whip out a hymn well I'm doing them now edit line that's that hey we were out time no do you find the awkward pause or harmonica harmonica snoring there you go do you play I was wondering whether you know I don't know I have been warned what key we got I don't understand the question are you good how I'm just looking for the keys and so this Anatomy to dig it's usually edge go massage your fingers all over madam organ man I go to blow that in a minute Hogan's wet yeah of course my organs where it's been in my mother how can I get the cheap one I get the cheap plastic it well I've got the wooden one because woods more durable but it's smaller you notice I mean is smaller than yours I have a smaller organ than you wrote on the planet just the court yeah now remember you haven't paid for this so when it's disappointing you've really got nothing to complain about [Applause] come on [Music] [Music] [Applause] see that's what I'm talking about that's a movie no game vampires no no it's a movie with movie stars doing stuff and drawing maps and things on and tops getting ready in the musical desert and it's like a movie like a proper movie where you go yeah don't like the trailer for the Justin Bieber movie of your Cena have you been done they said he'd never make it hey seventeen how long were they saying it they said I'd never make it for how long do they say about six weeks

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